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Exactly.

Girl,

what was she thinking?

I mean, like, who in their right mind would get this small -ass Airbnb and

at that, make me stay with this weird -ass loser stepbrother of mine?

God. I'm in the room. I'm literally in the room. Okay, shut up.

Anyways, um, do you think...

Like, I don't know. I'm really kind of iffy about this party. Like, do you

it's going to be lit? It's really going to be popping through?

Because it's one of my very only, you know, times off.

And I'm trying to live it up and get away from him.

Okay.

Yeah, I would love to. I need to get out.

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Well, yes, please send me the information.

I would love to be out and I have all the, I'm ready for it. Let's do it.

Okay, cool.

I love you so much.

You're the best sister in the world.

You know damn well you don't like me either.

I think this is great.

I think this is the best vacation ever.

Of course you do.

This is the funniest shit ever. Mom got this place for us with one bed.

I love it.

You don't have a life, so of course you love it.

Yeah, I'm good.

I mean, you're not missing out on much.

I got my Switch. I'm going to fucking just hang out here.

I'm probably going to get some Uber Eats in a little bit.

Yeah, that's the life of a loser.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

You're going to go out and get drunk, probably.

Probably, like, fall in the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This party I'm about to go to, you're not going to see me probably until,

Sunday, if anything.

I'm not sleeping over here. I'm definitely going to be sleeping at

house. They have a big house.

They have plenty of extra room.

Just small house mom got.

I don't know.

I think she did it on purpose to piss you off. I mean, it's great.

I think we could just use this time for bonding. We could just hang out.

No, you are not going to see. This is the last of my face that you're going to

see because my homegirl, she's pulling up. She's like five minutes away and I

promise you.

You're not going to see me.

I didn't even want to come on the stupid ass fucking vacation anyways.

You think I'm going to spend it with you like that?

I mean, I didn't either, but I don't care.

Yeah, well, here we are, and I care, so.

Yep.

She felt tight.

Okay. I will see you never.

Okay. Bye. Have fun.

I sure will.

Don't die or whatever.

over.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

from last night not your loser ass like what the fuck i forgot i came back home

oh my god why why would you like why would you why are you fucking me you did

you stuck my dick in you why would you let me oh my god

because it felt good well fuck i didn't think that was you

It fucking made me horny, too.

It's not funny.

I think it's pretty cool.

Your boobs are nice.

It's not going to be nice when you go tell our parents.

Because you always do. You've always been a bitch.

I'm not going to say anything.

Yeah, you better not. Because I swear to God, this, I swear to you, I will chop

it off.

Okay, God, I believe you.

I'm so serious. Don't tell nobody.

I won't.

I swear.

But who gave you this big dick anyway? I mean, it felt just like the guy from

last night.

It's a fucking waste, though. You don't even use it.

Really. That's true.

I mean.

You like it a lot.

Okay, I didn't know. That doesn't count.

But, hey.

It's not bad.

I would have never thought.

We can keep going if you want.

You have to promise you're not going to tell anybody.

I won't.

I'm not going to tell them. I won't tell anybody.

All right. Well, we're going to have to do it in doggy because I don't want to

look at you.

Okay.

a little bit. Yes.

I won't say anything.

I'm going to quiet down.

Okay.

um oh

You can put it in your mouth if you want.

Ew, why would I put my brother's dick in my mouth?

Okay, I'm just saying like you wanted to.

No, you do what I tell you to do. Okay.

What a waste of fat cock I'm using right now

You know, I've had sex a couple times before.

That's a lie.

No, it's true.

You don't have to lie to me. It's a lie.

I mean, it's not like a pro like you.

Hmm.

is because i have a life

her and the other girls I hooked up with.

Oh my fucking god.

All right.

Fuck too bad for a weird brother.

Thanks, I guess.

I'm supposed to judge a book by its cover.

oh my god

Fuck.

So long.

Thank you.

Fuck.

What do you think? Come on then.

Oh my god. Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

That's so hot.

Holy shit.

See, aren't you glad mom got us this room?

See, you really are the best listener in the world.