All language subtitles for Phineas And Ferb s05e28e29 Space Adventure.eng

There's 104 days of summer vacation, and
school comes along just to end it. So

the annual problem for our generation is
finding a good way to spend it.

Like maybe building a rocket or fighting
a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel

Tower.

Discovering something that doesn't exist
or giving a monkey a shower.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots,
or locating Frankenstein's brain.

Finding a dodo bird, painting a
continent, or driving our sister insane!

As you can see, there's a whole lot of
stuff to do before school starts this

fall! So stick with us, cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it!

A sci -fi show you obsess over? Space
adventure?

It got me through hoof and mouth
disease.

And I have already downloaded my
favorite episode.

Heart pass. I'd rather wallow in misery.

Too bad. You are a captive audience and
cannot leave.

Here goes.

Diary of Captain Dirk Mortensen.

I'm taking the U .S. Army on a tour into
the evil Honey Badger Empire to steal

the plans for their latest space
station, the dreaded Spiky Ring.

Status report. Navigator, uh... Cadet
Sophia Sharkboard, Captain.

Right. Welcome aboard.

You've met everyone.

Second in command, the fierce and
determined Lieutenant Zarna.

Nosh, the 17th best pilot in the galaxy.

Oh, right.

19th. And there's our security officer,
Lamont. Master of the profound mystical

arts of... Blom's luck.

Nice to meet you, but this is a mistake.

I'm just an intern. I shouldn't be
navigating. Calm down, Noob. You've got

decent grades and we need a navigator.
Case closed.

Now, status report, Noobie Navigator.

Uh, we're approaching the Honey Badger
home plan.

Deploy the harmless asteroid camouflage.

We'll take a shuttle and sneak aboard
the command station where they keep

secret plans.

Knot, Cerner, Lamont, you're with me.

DSL -4, you're in charge.

Okay, only one officer between us and
the plans. We've got to take him out

quietly.

Zorna, Zorna, not, not again.

Three times since we snuck aboard is
enough. Plus, I think you enjoy it a

too much.

I enjoy it just enough, thank you. You
have a problem.

Lamont, try using those powers of yours
to knock him out with something.

I don't think I can, sir. You can't do
it.

Thank goodness for my patented Mortensen
chop.

I'm in. Access in plan.

Captain, their first target is listed
here.

Earth?

Again? Of all the planets in the galaxy,
of which there are many, why is it

always Earth?

Okay, we've got to get these planets to
space fleet so they can find the

weakness and stop that spike. Let's go.

Hey, you janitors aren't supposed to be
in here.

Go ahead.

Let me navigate.

Any sign they've detected the Minotaur?

None, sir.

Set a course for Earth. Oh,

I just thought of something really cool
we could do right now. Not that.

Execute the galaxy -famous Mortensen
Victory Flyby.

We got your plan.

Bite me, honey badger.

Wait, they got away undetected? Why
would he come back like that? Because it

cool.

I think we lost the honey badgers.
Mission accomplished.

Was that really necessary? You're not
still carrying on about the Mortensen

victory flyby, are you? You know us,
Earthman.

We gotta celebrate life's win.

Lamont, can you sense if the honey
badgers... Ah, hey!

I thought we talked about you keeping
those rocks on the bridge.

I'm sorry, sir. I'm still learning the
ways of Sloughbomb's luck. Okay, okay,

okay. See if you can use that
Sloughbomb's lucky earth to detect the

badgers' fleet out there. I will try,
sir.

Why not use the ship's sensors?

Lieutenant Zarna, Schluckbaum's luck is
a power that goes back to when the

universe was young. We can't turn our
backs on it. Already picking up the

incoming honey badger fleet.

Do you sense the honey badger fleet? No.

Sensor, 320 honey badger ships. I am
sensing evil, but the universe is a

dangerous place, Captain, and I kind of
sense evil all the time. How?

Sir, I'm sensing the honey badger fleet
approaching.

Nice work, Lamar.

Jerk Morton, son.

Come on. Sorry, sir. You got here in the
room.

Commander Erg, what can I do for you?
Captain, your crazy maneuvers scared the

dickens out of our tech. I should blow
your ship to bits. But I'll cancel that

and the spike launch if you just...

apologize. Commander Erg, you don't
apologize for doing something cool.

Mortensen, you fool. You have 49 seconds
to reconsider apologizing or we're

blowing your ship to bits. Not gonna
happen.

Captain, couldn't we try firing all our
space torpedoes and take our chance at

escaping? Now, we could fire all our
space torpedoes, but their shielding is

strong. It would only anger them. Nosh,
did you fire all our space torpedoes at

them?

Nosh, did you?

It says here we have zero torpedoes
left.

No, Nosh. I don't think we forgot to
bring torpedoes on the mission.

That's what you get for firing on us,
Captain. Now prepare to be destroyed.

You may have 49 seconds to say goodbye
to your crew.

Or maybe you could just say sorry to
these two and we can forget the whole

thing. Not gonna happen.

We've got to get these plans to Earth.

Chief Engineer Honda, engine set. I'm
doing what I can to repair them, but

last sonic blast damaged their engines.
We won't outrun them. Then we'll have to

escape using a course so dangerous the
Honey Badger fleet wouldn't dare follow.

Newbie Navigator, set course 2349 -23.

But Captain, that will take us straight
through. That's right, Newbie Navigator.

The giant space worm's nebula.

Nosh, full engines, go!

The tiny badgers are slowing down.

Captain, I'm counting.

A lot of giant space worms. We are sure
to be eaten. If we hold a steady course,

we might slide through unnoticed.

Captain,

can we use the laser cannons on it? The
outer layer of the worm is too strong.

The only things effective against them
are...

These torpedoes!

The mod, could you use your slough
bomb's luck telepathy to tell the space

we mean no harm? I will try, sir.

Making contact!

Oops. Whoops. Well, it might have heard
me think that it should not eat the ship

because it's already too fat.

I'm so very sorry, Captain. I just...
Master, when will I learn to control my

thoughts? Lamont, I thought we talked
about having space ghosts on my bridge.

We're going to have to escape using a
course so dangerous the Honey Badger

and space worms wouldn't dare follow.

Newbie Navigator, set course 2342 -27.

But Captain, that will take us straight
through. That's right, Newbie Navigator.

The giant razor crystal asteroids with
volcanoes nebula.

The Honey Badgers and space worms are
slowing down, Captain.

Captain, it's some kind of hidden city.
My word, it's the Merlorian ambush.

No, no, no, stop firing, stop.

Ambush is a Merlorian word for hidden
city. The Merlorians are mostly

Captain, I'm reading 50 Merlorian
warships powering up engines.

Mostly.

For five more minutes. Don't push your
luck or it'll be ten.

I sure hope the Scorpion Collective
doesn't learn of this. Why not, Captain?

They hate the Malorians and vowed to be
the ones to destroy them. If they even

heard that we shot at them, it would
be... Picking up the entire Scorpion

Collective fleet heading straight at us.
How could they even... Better look at

this, Captain.

Feeling sad on a time out for firing on
a Malorian hidden city?

Gnash!

Okay, we're going to have to plot a
course so doubly insane dangerous that

of them would dare follow us. Newbie
Navigator, new course, 4754 .11.

Uh, Captain, I'm not really familiar
with that course.

That's right, Newbie Navigator. The
Carlarian Nebula of 17 suns and 14 black

holes.

If we fly through it the precise course,
the immense gravitational forces should

accelerate us beyond light speed 12 and
shoot us straight for Earth.

This is going to be a super -duper crazy
maneuver.

Raise the ultimate control stick!

You can tell it's a really good one
because it has a light inside.

Gravitational force is going fast on
the...

Traveling at light speed 22 on our way
to Earth.

This is Captain Dirk Mortensen calling
Lunar and Landing Control.

Request to land.

Let me guess. Coming in hot? Coming in
hot.

Another successful mission.

Any sign of our pursuers? What's left is
a sensor saying there's something big

coming in.

Looks like the gravitational pull of
that last nebula coalesced our pursuers

into a... What would you call that,
Chip? A giant spike.

Okay,

maybe the Mordenson victory flyby wasn't
a good idea.

Space adventure!

Wait a minute! What happened to that
spiky thing? What happened to the Earth?

All will be answered in the next
episode.

Okay, okay.

You're strong and cocky and dominating
like Captain Dirk. Just play the next

one, please.

As you wish.

Space adventure is calling you.

Don't put on your space face and make
your way to the stars.

On our space adventure.

It's an adventure in space.

The origins of this festival are from an
era feudal.

Traditions practiced in the past were
painful, gross, and brutal. But now it's

mostly baking. That's the whole key to
the caboodle.

So sit back down and have yourself a
plate of Drugen's strudel. The

will be here to put it to the test. And
Drugen can be difficult to cook and to

digest. But if our recipe is...

Then they're bound to be impressed. Hear
that droogin, droogin, droogin,

droogin, droogin, droogin fest. Hear
that droogin, droogin, droogin, droogin,

droogin, droogin, droogin, droogin,
droogin, droogin, droogin, droogin fest.

No! Okay, listen up, ladies. The mayor
has tasked us, Troop 46231, with making

the official droogin strudel for the
tasting today. The key to making droogin

strudel is the raisin -like dried dongle
berries called the droogin. Now they

are going to be actual...

Strudel, so no distractions.

Every fiber of our full attention must
be laser -focused on this task.

I wonder what Phineas and Ferb are up
to. I present to you the world's largest

doodle -bearing.

Wow! I never thought the process of
growing a berry that big would be so

disgusting. Mom!

The Droogan folks will love it. Now we
just have to get it there.

It seems too heavy for an airlift.
Perhaps if we had two trucks attached

side. Cool.

We could just roll it there. Now those
are some transportation logistics that I

can get by.

Two drugs attacked side by side. How
foolish would I be?

Hey, where's Harry?

Come on, come on, come on.

And back in the house we go.

When Schmertz has been spotted at
Drugenfest, he's probably just there to

celebrate. Or he could try and interfere
with the Drugenstrudel tasting.

Our entire economy depends on
establishing trade with the

Seriously? Yes. If anything goes wrong,
the tri -state area may have to sell off

one of the state areas.

Leaving just a bi -state area? What are
you waiting for, Agent P? Go after him!

Do you know how bad it looks when you
know something that I don't? Never know

something that I don't.

Now, Carl, where did I put my keys?

I don't know.

Looks great, ladies.

Everything's going without a hitch.

I'm just a city and I deserve to be
here.

And that sounds like a hitch waiting to
happen.

Hitching room is for bakers and
emissaries only. I'm just here to help.

help. Definitely not evil.

What are you... you doing here dr
doofenshmirtz um have we met yes wait

got it i got it are you my dentist what
no you seriously don't remember me we

borrowed your spaceship and traversed an
alien planet first of all it's a

galactic travelinator not a spaceship we
even did that whole song sequence

together oh did it go a little something
like a dog doesn't ring a bell

This is perfect place for festival,
yeah?

Which is very disappointing.

All festivals in Jerusalem are set four
miles west of the perfect place to put

them. Shriveled man, not shriveled
enough.

And where, Droogie? Dancing mascot?

I prepare for meet and greet.

Well, I think you're going to love the
Droog and Strudel we made.

I fast for weeks for this tasting of
Droog and Strudel. I meet my child's

birthday for this.

I meet my own wedding.

You?

Turn coming.

Everybody lean left.

You're left or Dooku Berry left.

That is the same direction.

You should have been more clear.

No, no, Hubert.

Looks like we're taking the scenic
route.

Ah,

Perry the Platypus, you're just in time.
Let's squeeze in a quick ride while I

monologue. Oh, pull on the yellow tab.

Ha -ha, you're trapped.

Anyway, you know that feeling when you
think you're biting into a delicious,

gooey chocolate chip cookie, but...

It's actually a gross oatmeal raisin
cookie instead.

That's how I feel about drugan.

Seriously, drugans have a very
discouraging flavor. I left Druselstein

get away from that stuff. My tragic
childhood and all those backstories, I

pull up with that stuff. But drugans,
that is where I draw the line.

But I digress.

Every day I digress. I go off topic and
just ramble. Look, look, look. I'm doing

it right now. Right now I'm digressing.
Anyway, behold.

My druken chocolate swappinator!

With this, I'll swap out all the drukens
in a one -mile radius for chocolate.

Then all those little druken lovers will
finally know my pain. Hey, tampering

with the yellow tab is a safety
violation.

Okay, this druken strudel is going to
knock your rockin' hosin' off.

Hey, my dinner is done!

Anyway, these droogans look awfully
chocolatey. Does that mean... Oh, the

shriveled man is chocolate!

The droogans are gone! My plan worked!

Whoa! What is this weird feeling? Is
this getting a win?

Because I'm going to get used to this!

What went wrong?

It tastes like chocolate. It's not dry
or discouraging at all.

No contract for you. We return to
Druselstein.

Hey, that person! You waste our time, we
take your stuff.

But we followed the recipe to a T.

What went wrong?

It worked, Mary the Platypus!

It worked!

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sad to report
that our trade agreement with

Druselstein has failed. It looks like
we'll have to sell off one of our state

areas. Now it's time to panic.

Sell a state area?

That just leaves a bi -state area. I'm
not taking over some lousy bi -state

area. Please don't cancel the contract.
You're making a big mistake.

No drugenstrudel, no contract.

This is all your fault. If you hadn't
broken my anator, I could reverse all

this. Listen, I'm going to go try to fix
the drugenstrudel. You go stall those

aniferies.

You too?

So it wasn't just me?

All the Drukens in the festival are now
chocolate.

Chocolate? This is a lot less
discouraging.

Hey, dentist girl!

I don't know what you want, but I don't
have time.

I'm not here to beef. We need new
strudel, and I'm here to help.

Help? You?

You couldn't even remember who I am. I
remembered who you were, but I pretended

not to because last time we worked
together, you showed me up a little. But

right now, you are the only one who can
make a good Drukens strudel, so will you

work with me for the good of the Tri
-State area?

Okay, but if we're doing this, we're
doing it Issa style. We're making the

ultimate droogin' strudel. The biggest
one they've ever seen.

That sounds like you're going to need a
big oven. I can take care of that.

Now we just need droogin'. But they've
all turned to chocolate.

Did somebody say droogin'? We got this
big doogleberry. And we saw what

at the festival.

Uh, we could build a device to
concentrate sunlight and dry the

instantly. Perfect. Come on, girls. And
pharmacists.

I've got some Droog and Strudel to bake.

Song montage is taking longer than I
thought. I hope those emissaries haven't

left yet.

Yup, prepare to depart.

Wait, it cannot be.

Droogie, the dancing Droogie.

His dry, discouraging acting still
delighted me since I was a wee child.

Hmm, let us hold briefly to enjoy this
marvel.

How's it coming, dinner?

World's largest Droogie, coming right
up.

Ready the jackhammers.

Is this what eating feels like?

Ding! Now I have experienced the whole
cycle of digestion.

It looks good, but will it hold up to
the taste test?

Oh, no.

No, it's authentic.

I just still hate droogin'. I seriously
hope I never have to work with you ever

again. Um, how are we going to get this
to the emissaries? It could be a real

transportation logistics problem.

Ah, it's a good thing I drove here in
two trucks attached side by side.

Well, 45 minutes is enough, yeah?

Let us cease our brief holding.

Wait! Don't go!

We've got one more drugan strudel for
you to try.

Harry!

A drugan strudel of this size? I have
never seen the likes before.

The drugans are delightfully
discouraging.

This drugan strudel is acceptable. We
shall sign contract.

tri -state area shall remain whole.

The dream is back, baby!

You know, in retrospect, I should never
have used my drug and chocolate

swappinator in the first place. What?
You mean this was your fault the whole

time? This isn't over.

Okay, ladies, I think we've more than
earned these preventing an international

incident patches.

Hey, what about me? I helped. Do I get a
patch, too?

I think the good job cleaning up your
own mess patch suits you perfectly.

Also, I... I was not joking about
mistaking you for my dentist. You guys

really... It's eerie.

Okay, time for your root canal.

Drogon, Drogon,

Drogon

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