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And a good, good morning. You're listening to KROQ Radio.

It's a beautiful day to slip into your Speedo and hit the beach.

If you do go, be careful and wear some sunscreen. We don't want all that fun in

the sun to bite you in the behind.

And now, are you ready to rock?

Captain. Yes, soldier?

We have a shark sighting at one o 'clock.

That's quite a ways away.

You psychic?

No, sir.

I meant they are that away.

Then why didn't you just say that away?

It's not a soldiery term, sir.

I'll give you that.

Woo -hoo!

Let's party, dude!

Yeah.

It appears a swimmer has entered the shark zone.

We are unable to warn her.

Shark Zone.

I'll hire us up and say we should watch and see what happens.

What say you, Captain?

Huh?

I said, what say you, Captain?

Why are you making this weird?

I don't think I'm saying anything weird.

But it is a term.

A fairly well -known one at that.

Doesn't make it any less weird.

So? What do I think?

Yeah.

This. is the one.

It's already got a taste for blood.

Nice!

I don't feel so good.

Are you all right? We have to get him to a hospital.

Bye.

The country is offering thoughts and prayers tonight for the son of the Prime

Minister. The boy collapsed into his father's arms at a press conference

The Prime Minister's son was rushed to the hospital today by security agents.

His condition is not known at the present time.

With me, as always, is my obese sidekick and co -host, Greasy Gordo, everybody.

Thank you. Appreciate you.

Yeah.

Come on, man.

I am your host, Noah Shark -Robertson, and today on the podcast, we are going

be talking about something that has been incredibly rampant in the news and

media lately.

The Prime Minister has come to me to ask for a comment after today's shocking

events.

No updates at this time on the Prime Minister's son, but new information

indicates that he was not brought to a local hospital, as initially reported.

And when we return, a local man who picked apples with his feet.

News at 11.

You need to stop pacing.

I'm just so nervous. The doctors aren't telling me anything.

Is that Tareen's back door?

I thought you didn't quit.

How could I think of quitting at a time like this? Besides, no one likes a

quitter. And I'm not quitting on my family.

Mr. Prime Minister?

Yes, Doctor. How's my son doing?

He doesn't look good.

Well, I'm sure he'll grow into his features and be a fine -looking young

That's not what I was taught.

Well then, what is it?

Your son has a very rare blood disease.

How rare?

He's the first to ever get it.

It's called Little Jimmy the Prime Minister's Son's Disease.

What are the odds?

One in perhaps a million billion.

What are our options?

I'm afraid there's no cure with respect to conventional medicine.

Dear... Wait.

You said...

Conventional medicine.

Yes, I did.

Have you looked into unconventional medicine?

Well, no. No, we have not.

Doctor, this is my son. I would do anything for him. If we were to start

again, it would take at least 12 years to catch up.

There is an experimental procedure we could look into. Go on.

Are you familiar with sharks?

One week a year, I am.

Good. Then you're aware of their natural ability to stave off most infections.

You never see a shark with a runny nose, do you?

Now that you mention it.

Exactly. This is why they've been around for over 400 million years.

That's a lot of years.

So, what does a shark have to do with our suns?

Here, follow me.

So let's say that this is one of your son's veins.

That this is one of your son's veins.

Perfect. Now this mess here is the disease.

So angry.

Very angry, actually.

Now, imagine if we had a microscopic shark in this bloodstream.

So if we have this shark, which is immune to the disease, enter the host,

this case, your son's bloodstream, we believe that its natural killing

would kick in. The shark would want to kill all the disease that it finds.

Brilliant.

It just might work.

But wait.

Once the shark has destroyed all the virus, it will still want to hunt, will

not? It most certainly will. Because why do we have stage two?

Go on.

Ah, yes.

Sir, do you like submarines?

Sandwiches? No, sir. The boats.

Oh, I thought you'd give my son a sandwich to feed to the shark as well.

Take a note.

Look into Operation Savage.

Sorry, where was I?

A submarine.

Yes. Now, just as we had shrunk the shark down to microscopic size, we did

same with a fully manned sub.

A fully manned sub.

Yes. And what do you do with that then?

Once the shark has done its job, the sub goes in to extract the shark.

Isn't this dangerous?

Not at all.

All the extraction sub needs to do is go through the miles of veins, locate a

microscopic shark, capture it, and bring it on out.

Seems simple enough.

Within 36 hours. Wait, what?

What?

What happens after 36 hours?

So, the sub and the shark are to be expelled along with your son's urine.

They just need to make sure that they get to the bladder within 36 hours.

Simple.

And what happens if they don't make it to the bladder in 36 hours?

No big deal. Everything simply returns to its original size.

All that and all.

Except there's a chance this will happen while they're still in my son's body.

Yeah. I can see now how that would be an issue.

An issue? I'll give you an issue.

I don't think you should be worrying about this.

That a full -grown shark and a fully manned submarine could burst through my

son's body?

Don't worry. This has never happened.

How many times have you done this procedure?

This will be the first.

Which is why it's never happened.

Well, I did say that I would try anything.

Doctor, go ahead with the procedure.

What choice do we have?

I'll start prepping the patients.

We only have limited time here.

How long does my son have?

It's not your son. We rented this space for only a few days.

There's a sweet 16 party here Thursday.

Well, time really is of the essence then.

Man, he's really aggressive.

That's why they picked him up.

From what I hear, they were tracking him for weeks.

Just making sure he was the apex predator they were looking for.

Really hope this works.

Besides the sound, I see no reason why it shouldn't work.

Did you carry the one?

Good thing you're here, Jim.

What am I looking at?

A huge mess.

Of course I carried the one.

My god, Jim.

My God. Give me your hand.

Slippery.

It's the chicken wings. What the hell?

I got this.

Barbecue sauce in the cuticle.

I got you. I got you. I got you.

Oh, not again.

Damn you.

Damn you. Why?

Hey, Stan, what's happening?

Paul, it's Jim. Mm -hmm.

He's dead. The shark, the chicken wing.

The chicken wings?

Oh, this is not good.

They're going to shut us down for this one.

Or at least until the investigation's done.

Oh, man.

Okay.

Well, I don't see anything of the sort here.

Then I should bid you a good day, sir.

A good day to you, sir.

So, um, should we maybe, uh, shrink a shark?

Yeah. Yeah, let's shrink a shark. All right.

Let's just see.

Did you remember to carry the one?

Yes.

Yes, I did. All right.

Do you have the sentiment in sight?

I do.

Okay. Make sure your instruments are locked on the shark. We have no room for

error here.

If we lose the shark while he is shrunk down, we're going to lose him forever.

Okay, I'm three.

Three? No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What's the problem?

I wanted to count from one to three, not from three to one.

What's the difference?

What's the difference? When you're three, it's... My one and my one is your

three. It's totally complicated. You understand?

So, one, two, three?

Yes, but not now.

I think I understand.

Well, that's going to be good enough for me.

All right.

From one.

One. Two.

Three.

It's working.

How much longer?

Just a little longer. Hold on. We're about to get a power surge. If that

happens, we lose the whole project.

Just a little longer. Hold. Stand.

Hold. Stand.

Hold.

What?

Did we do it?

Did it work?

Indeed it did.

I have the target in my sights measuring 8 .7 micrometers.

You mean?

We did it. Ah, booyah!

You want to do the honors, sir?

Absolutely.

For Jim.

For what's -his -name?

I believe there's a shark in there.

Not only that, but a shark that will save a life this time.

All we have to do now is get the host and tell the extraction team we are

to launch.

Agreed.

Really? Really?

Really? Really?

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Probably do more than one.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Huh, that was weird.

That was weird.

If we do that, that'd be great. What are you doing?

No need to thank me, gentlemen.

You know, it's part of the job.

Paul, something's missing.

Yeah.

Hey, you.

Keith. No, it's Paul.

Oh, it's Keith.

Keith? Yeah.

Yes. You didn't happen to throw out a syringe while you were cleaning up, did

you? Yeah, I don't really throw things out. I kind of just put them away.

There's too much science -y stuff that I don't understand. So just to be safe,

right? Yeah.

Okay, great.

Did you happen to come across a syringe while you were cleaning? Nope.

But you know what? I will help you guys look for it.

Thank you, Keith. We would appreciate that. Eh, no problem. Just to let you

know, in my professional opinion, these things always end up under the counter.

Hey,

Finn, Finn.

Paul, the syringe. And the plunger's still not pressed.

We have to be careful here.

Oh, Keith.

Yeah?

Could you come over here, please?

Oh, sure. Yeah.

Actually, could you come over here very, very, very slowly?

Slowly? Very slowly? Okay. You guys are weird.

That's perfect.

Smacking me in the ass?

You thought this was the best way to celebrate this?

It's my reflex from back in my baseball days.

You've got to be kidding me.

You know, we should just call the boss.

Yeah.

How's it vital?

Holding steady.

And is the severing structure stable?

So far we're doing well. God, I love shrinking stuff.

What? I said I love shrinking stuff.

That is a really weird thing to say, dude.

What?

People love chocolate and puppies and pizza pies and walks on the beach, stuff

like that.

I like what I like.

You're so weird, man.

No, you're weird.

I like strength and stuff, too.

Pudge it.

Full power.

All right, did we get it?

Indeed we did.

Looks to be a complete success.

Transfer it to the syringe.

Transfer it.

All right, team.

Report. Everything is nominal, sir.

All clear, sir.

Except for... Except for what, Captain Hearn?

You know when you're driving along and you go over a hill?

Yeah.

Kind of get that feeling in your lower stomach?

I know that feeling all too well, Captain Hearn.

That's how I feel right now.

Right in the bottom of your guts.

Yes, sir.

I get that from lactose.

Not what I was getting at, sir, but I think you get me.

Hello, this is Rex Mannion.

The procedure appears to have been a success.

All are safe and accounted for.

Copy that.

Rex Mannion out.

God, I love saying that.

Okay, we are ready to go.

Fantastic. Are you ready, Keith?

I have a question.

Of course, of course, of course.

Why am I tied up?

I, uh... Well, uh... Maybe we... Ah,

well, um... Just to let you know, I will be fine if you untie me. Of course, I

am so sorry, Keith.

So, so sorry. It's very silly of us. You know, sometimes we just get ahead of

ourselves, you know what I mean? I get it. It's like this time I ate a pound of

cheese, you know?

Well, nothing like that at all, actually. I don't really understand the

reference. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I started with a corner, I just

going before I knew it.

Pound of cheese, bam, done!

Ow!

I'm so sorry.

That conversation was mind -numbingly stupid and I had to change the subject.

Yeah, you've just received Employee of the Month. Congratulations.

Sorry to interrupt.

What do I do now?

Oh, that's very simple. All you have to do now is wait.

Yeah, wait.

Okay, so how does this all leave my body?

That's simple as well. You just have to... Hey, have you ever passed a kidney

stone? No, but my dad did once.

And you're like, no big deal.

Great. We just need you to drink this because we need you to have a full

Sure thing.

Great job, Keith.

Lunchtime. It's pizza day.

That's our cue to go.

Just stay here and wait for a little bit.

It shouldn't take long at all. What, the extraction?

Oh, God, no. That's going to take a while. I'm talking about pizza.

I'm a little bit of a glutton.

See you in a bit, Keith.

Yeah, sure.

Love a piece.

That'd be great. That'd be awesome.

Oh, what a day.

It's vibing slow.

No wonder I'm late for everything.

Oh, I'm out of here.

System check.

Hull integrity is stable, sir.

Vitals appear to be stable, sir.

Great. Let's go find that shark.

Launching internal sonar, sir. Do it.

What was that?

Is that the shark?

No way.

No matter how fierce that shark is, there's no way he could have... Caused

kind of disturbance.

Then what else could it have possibly been?

Wait a second.

I think I know.

I gotta eat something.

Hey, Keith!

Keith! We found that a road going up into a valley so we brought you back.

Hi. Hold up, you left?

Looks that way.

You know what that means.

Yeah, we're gonna get it.

Yeah, that too, but in the meantime, we get to splice a slice of pizza since

he's not here.

I gotta get something to eat.

I can't believe he just left.

So weird.

Yeah, he's a weird dude, though.

Very true.

Good. Now we've got to figure out where he went and why he wanted to leave.

Go. Cow tipping.

Hello,

sir. Hi.

How may I help you?

Oh.

What do you got?

Well, sir, what we carry is clearly marked on the sign below. Oh, of course.

Yeah. Okay.

Good point. Yeah.

Alright, so no food then? No sir, this establishment does not serve food at

particular time.

Okay then, alright, that's fair, that's fair. So, that being said, I think

I will have a lemonade.

Alrighty sir. Okay.

Do you want a hand with that?

No, sir. Please step away.

There you are, sir.

Okay, so that's it then.

Well, there is the matter of payment.

Oh, okay.

How much?

Again, sir, if I can direct you to the sign below, that'll be $20.

$20? How do you figure?

One, sir, you've just witnessed the craftsmanship of this amazing product.

two, simple supply and demand.

Supply and demand?

Yes, sir.

As you can tell today, it's a balmy 35 degrees Celsius that's not even

the humidity.

And there is not a corner store nor another lemonade stand in a two

radius. Okay, but what?

What is stopping me from going to your neighbors and asking them for a pop or a

glass of water?

This is not a friendly neighborhood, sir. They won't even support a local kid

selling lemonade.

Do your parents know you're doing this? My dad's a lawyer and my mom speaks to a

lot of managers.

How's the twenty dollars?

Okay, team. What is our current location?

Sir, we are currently traversing the axilla region.

Let's be careful.

This is a very sensitive region. We don't want to cause too much of a

disturbance. Copy that.

Let's be careful. This is a very sensitive region. We don't want to cause

much of a disturbance.

Roger.

The weirdest day ever.

Damn it, I said to be careful. All right, sir.

Hopefully we don't experience too much turbulence as a result.

What the... What the heck is going on here?

I've got to get home.

That didn't help.

Monroe, report.

It looks like whatever the commotion was has subsided.

Rex? Yes, Captain? It appears our target knows that we're here.

How can you tell?

Is that even possible?

I wouldn't have thought so.

That's so weird.

He's planning something.

Are you certain?

I know that look all too well.

How so?

It's the exact same look my four -year -old gives me.

Just before he throws something at me.

Dear God, no!

What do we do?

The same thing I do with my four -year -old.

Which is?

Wait.

Wait for what?

Wait for all hell to break loose out there.

Hell.

Yes. If he doesn't make a move in

20 seconds, we make the move.

What will we do?

Monroe? Yes, Rex?

Brace yourself.

We're going to take the shark on by ramming it.

Do you think that's a wise thing to do?

I most certainly do.

Captain Aaron?

Yes, sir? Full speed ahead.

You got it, sir.

Are you kidding me?

It can't be.

Is it really going to ram us?

I've never lost a game of chicken.

I don't intend to start losing today.

Captain.

Yes, sir?

Faster.

Diverting all power to the engine, sir.

We're at max speed.

Do you think this is funny?

I'm sorry, sir.

It's a nervous laugh.

As you were then.

Captain Aaron, status report.

Did we get it?

Not a scratch on it, sir.

I don't know how.

The concentrated density of the shark skin when shrunk probably made it

impervious to puncture.

That makes perfect scientific sense, sir.

I know. Sometimes my scientism comes through.

Rex, it appears that the hull has been breached.

What? How?

Again, the molecular density of the shark's skin increased when it was

down.

But wouldn't the submarine have had the same benefits?

Due to budget cuts, the sub had a much thinner hull to begin with.

Much thinner than the hide of a shark.

The stronger, denser material it won.

Very science -y, sir.

Well, I hope my science -y nature has put your minds at ease.

Swoon. We still have to deal with the damaged hull.

Monroe? Yes, sir. Get the extraction suit on.

Why? The shark is gone.

Monroe, you're going to need to fix the hull.

Aye, sir.

Rex? Yes, Monroe?

I'm entering the torpedo chamber momentarily and ready to exit the

sir.

Fantastic, Captain Aaron.

Firing the torpedo bait, sir.

Torpedo? Wait, what?

We prepared Monroe for the torpedo chamber.

Why the heck did we do that?

She needed to exit the vessel, sir.

We have a compression chamber. Why not use that?

I'm sorry?

We have a what now?

Oh, God.

Hey! Hey!

She died a hero.

Yes, sir.

What's the status of the hull, Captain Aaron?

Interesting turn of events, sir.

You don't say.

The mucus kicked back from the sneeze seems to have covered the submarine in a

semi -permeable membrane.

Can you dumb it down a little?

Gross goo covers everything. Sub.

Sub better.

That may have been a little too dumbed down. I mean, I get it, but come on.

Captain Aaron.

Sorry, sir.

A little too slow.

Won't happen again.

That's good.

This is now a mission of revenge. We don't need any more stupidity.

Agreed.

Thank you.

Well, we tried.

No, wait.

Hold on a second. Nice try, Keith.

We're going to give you to the count of 35 to give yourself up.

That's a weird number.

We're trying something new.

Okay, just a sec.

These hot dogs are turning out real nice.

Honey, how are things coming along?

Fabulous, baby. These red hots will make you want to renew our vows. Sounds

Whoa, hold up there, chief.

These redhots are off -limits.

What, redhots? Yeah, these golden rockets, bro.

As the French say, the touche est pas.

Did you say something?

No. I mean, yes, but not to you, baby.

Who are you talking to?

Some dude. He's trying to get all up in our redhots.

What's wrong with people these days?

A lot.

No, I'm not here for the redhots. I'm just passing through.

He's trying to deflect.

He says he doesn't want anything to do with these red -hot.

But they're delicious.

I know that.

You know that.

Pretty sure this guy knows that.

Nope. Nope.

I'm just passing through.

What's going on now?

He says he's just passing through.

And he doesn't want any red -hot?

What's the matter with him? Is he on something?

I think he might be.

I'll be on my way. Oh.

You're not going anywhere, pal.

You gotta try a Red Hot first.

What is happening now?

I can't let the man leave without him trying a Red Hot. Well, he can't have

of mine.

I'll give him one of mine, then.

Look, sit.

Get me one of my IPAs.

All right.

All right.

Go on.

Give it a try, then.

You didn't try him yet.

Let me know what you think, my dude.

I think he likes it. So he's not crazy then.

It appears not, baby.

It appears not.

You like another one, my dude?

Rex. Yes, Captain Aaron.

It looks like this vessel is equipped with an EMP weapon.

What's an EMP?

I don't know.

I've heard they're pretty cool, though.

Cool in a weapon -y kind of way.

From what I've heard.

Well, that's fired up.

All right, right away, sir.

Ready to fire the EMP.

Fire.

I think this guy might have broken some kind of record, baby.

happened. It was all happening so fast that it was hard for me to keep track.

Listen, I'll pop over to the gorge and save and I'll pick up some more.

Well, I hope it was worth it. Well, yes, ma 'am.

Are you okay?

Actually, I'm not too sure.

Did you say something?

Oh, that wasn't me.

Well, that didn't sound too good.

You want some ginger ale or something?

He can't have any of mine.

Damn it, the man is in pain.

Actually, I think I'll get going.

What did you say?

Nothing. The dude is crop dusting.

You going to get some more red hot?

Yeah.

Anywhere is better than here.

Status report, Captain Aaron.

It looks as though the EMP had no effect whatsoever.

Worth a try.

Looked cool, though.

It did, however, have a negative effect on the hoath.

That's not good at all.

No, sir. We've got to get that shark.

Agreed.

How much oxygen do we currently have?

I wouldn't worry too much about that, sir.

So why the rush?

The molecular integrity of this submarine is becoming unstable.

We've got to find that shark and get to the extraction point, or else we're

going to become full -size while we're in the host body.

That would be gross, Captain.

Gag me with a wooden spoon kind of gross.

And where's the shark now?

Not too far away, actually.

Looks like he's at the kidney.

If we start heading there immediately, we should be able to pull this off.

Then let's get to those kidneys.

Aye, sir.

Almost there.

So what happens if he's not found?

Then there's a real possibility that they'll grow back to full size while

inside him.

Oh, that's going to be really gross.

No idea.

Hello?

It's Sheila at the front desk.

Oh, Sheila.

She's so nice.

What does she want?

Hey, Sheila, what's up?

Uh -huh.

Keith.

Keith?

I thought you said Sheila.

I did. Apparently, there's a Keith here to see us.

I don't know any Keith.

Says we don't know any Keith.

Some people are so weird.

Okay, so he says he's the janitor.

We already have a janitor, remember?

Yeah, the dude. What was his name?

Um... It was Kevin?

Oh, no, that wasn't it.

Sorry, what was that?

Oh, I think you might be right.

She's asking if the name of the janitor was Keith.

Hey, that's it!

I guess let her know we already have a janitor named Keith.

He says... No, I'm not slow.

Why?

Oh... I see what

you're saying. This is the Keith that we already have.

That's the Keith we're looking for.

You know what? That's definitely the Keith we're looking for. Send him up.

What luck.

You don't think I'm stupid, do you?

Paul, look, come on.

My mother used to always say, if you can't say anything nice, don't say

at all.

Okay, how about you gesture how you feel?

That would work.

Hey guys, miss me?

Anyway, can we get the...

It's a shark and submarine enemy.

It appears we've cornered him, sir.

What's the plan?

I think the only way to get him to the extraction point is to lure him there

with live bait.

Live bait?

You mean one of us?

It's the only way.

So how do we decide who goes out there and who gets to stay in the submarine?

There is only one way to decide this that is both fair and just.

Okay, you've got it, Rex. How?

I'm thinking of a number between one and one thousand.

Is this... 47?

Sorry, no.

Fair. I'll go suit up.

We only have one exposure suit, but we do have a second helmet.

So what do you want me to do?

Do you have a bathing suit?

I happen to be wearing one under my uniform just in case.

Excellent. That will look great in the trailer.

In the what now?

Nothing. You're a good soldier.

Don't die.

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.

What's going on, Captain Aaron?

He just doesn't seem to be interested in me right now. I don't know why.

Bizarre. I wonder if he just doesn't know that you're prey at this point.

I'm going to try yelling louder.

Sure, do that.

Hey, shark, you got a problem with me? You want to go?

And?

Tell nothing.

And you even asked me if you wanted to go. I'm stumped.

I think I got it.

Go for it.

What do you think of that, jerk?

Yes,

Captain Aaron?

Excellent.

Then you get moving to the extraction point.

Don't get cocky, Captain Aaron.

I only want to get to the bladder, sir.

That would be too... Agreed.

Captain Aaron, report.

It's bad, sir. I'm not sure I'm able to count around him for much longer.

You have to, soldier. I believe in you.

I just, I don't know if I can keep up this momentum.

I'm getting tired.

Captain Aaron, are you all right?

Distraction point, sir.

I'm running out of energy. I don't think I'm going to make it.

You got this.

No, Captain Aaron. This is not goodbye.

Do you understand?

Rex. Captain Aaron.

It's been an honor to serve with you, sir.

The honor is mine.

Rex.

Can I ask you a question? That number.

Was it 257?

It was.

What's the blast?

Well, we could shrink us up to get the stuff. We are not doing that.

And what is it with you and shrinking everything?

I don't know. I guess it's like when you burn ants as kids.

Yeah, and?

I guess I want to make ants instead, you know?

Listen, we've got to give the extraction crew a chance to deliver here, okay?

But don't I explode if they don't get there in time?

Well, yeah.

So what's the backup plan?

Keith, I don't know how to tell you this, man, but there is no backup plan.

So what happens to me if they don't make it?

Well, let's just pray that doesn't happen.

All right, you microscopic son of a bitch.

You're mine.

Firing torpedoes.

What the heck?

Oh, you don't like that very much now, do you?

Okay, let's see.

This is where we are, and this is where...

Yeah, this is where I need you to go.

So all I have to do is fire this electrical cannon in the opposite

and that'll drive you straight to the extraction point.

With no time to spare.

Take that!

Ha! Too easy.

Not so fast, Sharky -poo!

Oh, dear.

Oh, what, what, what, what?

The pain.

Okay, let's do this. All right, remember to breathe.

Good, good. You're doing great.

You're doing great.

We're so proud of you. Proud of me?

You did this to me.

It's okay, Paul. He didn't mean it. Yes, he did.

I know you're going through a lot of emotions right now, but you've got to

remember to breathe, okay?

Stan, we should probably, you know.

Oh.

Yes. According to my calculations, we have five minutes.

You know what to do.

Sure do. All right.

In a nutshell, basically what has to happen is the team and the shark need to

make it to the extraction point in four minutes.

Or what?

Have you been paying attention?

they will revert to full size inside you.

Uh, what's with all the drop sheets that are getting put down?

Uh, Stan's going to be doing some painting later on. He just doesn't want

make a mess.

Oh, I make sense.

Do you need a hand?

Hey, Stan!

Keith wants to know if you need a hand painting.

Uh, probably not.

That's right, big boy. I got you running.

Oh, you think you're fat.

Not fat enough.

We can make it. We can make it. Yeah, mule!

Not much longer now.

I really don't feel too good.

My calculations are correct. Which they normally are.

Paul, why would you say that?

Because your calculations normally are.

Yeah, but you're just going to worry the poor soul.

What do you mean?

Well, if my calculations are normally correct, that means that sometimes they

aren't correct.

Well, one could assume that.

Yeah, but it's not supportive.

Okay.

Imagine you're Keith.

Alright.

If my calculations are incorrect this time, he could explode at any moment

Hey!

Wait a minute.

These plastic sheets.

Yes, Keith.

You guys aren't doing any painting at all.

Fifteen seconds.

Brace yourselves, gentlemen.

I think I gotta pee.

We might just pull this off.

Ten seconds.

Ten. Nine.

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Congratulations.

You have a healthy submarine and a killer shark.

I can't believe I peed that.

Mr. Prime Minister?

Yes, Doctor. How's my son doing?

Good.