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It's like all this damn rain.

Fucking raining all the time.

Can't wait for summer to be over.

Sweetheart, is that you?

What are you doing in here

pretty lady?

Eating breakfast, huh? Mm -hmm.

What you eating?

Chew.

You're pretty.

You're so pretty.

You know that?

Are you drunk?

Drunk? The hell I ain't drunk. What are you talking about?

You're so beautiful.

And I know I'm a stepdad. I'm not supposed to say stuff like that, but...

It's true.

It's like, it's 10 in the morning. Are you for real right now?

What?

What's the problem?

Nothing. It's Saturday.

Okay? It's my day off.

Alright? And it's 5 o 'clock somewhere.

Alright? I guess.

Okay. It's kind of getting to be a problem.

A problem?

A little bit.

What's the problem?

Listen, I don't grow men, okay? I know. This is my house.

Yeah. All right?

Now, you give your old man a hug.

You can't give your old man a hug.

Stop.

Wow. Seriously?

You know what?

You want to know something, sweetie?

Let me tell you something. You're being terrible.

You looked just like your mother when she was younger.

Don't say stuff like that.

It's so pretty.

Stop. I bet you're tight like your mother was too.

You're being... Are you kidding me right now? Just give me a hug.

It's so bad.

I'm trying to give you a hug. This is not a hug. I'm trying to give you a hug.

You're being terrible. What?

What's wrong?

You're drunk.

I'm not drunk. You are. I'm not drunk. You are. You're drunk at 10 in the

morning. Hey.

Maybe you should go back to bed or something. Listen.

Listen, I'm fine.

Yeah. I'm fine.

Okay. Alright?

Okay. I'm just... You know...

You're so pretty.

Thank you. You know that?

Yeah. I'm so proud of you.

This is a good girl.

Yeah. All right?

Hey, listen.

If you ever want to, like, you know, fool around or something.

Stop. Stop. If you want, I'm just saying if you want to fool around or

something. Dude, that's not even a question. What are you talking about?

know, you've never been with a man like me before. No, and I don't want to.

Stop. Let me just be real.

No. What are you doing?

Hey,

listen, your mother knows, okay, that a man has needs.

All right?

She knows that. And so, hey, what are you going to do?

You know?

Maybe you should go to bed.

Maybe I will.

Maybe I could just have a little nap.

Yeah, take a little nap.

Okay? Yeah, maybe we can talk later. You be good, sweetheart.

I'll be good. I love you.

I love you, too.

Oh, hey, sweetheart.

How you doing? How are you feeling?

Oh, I feel like shit.

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah, I'm just trying to get some work done.

So,

I kind of wanted to chit -chat a little.

About what?

You're drunken?

What do you mean?

Well, you're like drunk all the time.

That's not true. I'm not drunk right now.

But you're hungover right now, right?

I mean, yeah.

Because you drank too much yesterday?

I mean, yeah.

Do you even, do you remember yesterday?

Sure. I don't remember yesterday. Yesterday was Saturday.

Right. Do you remember the morning?

Yeah.

Really? I was out by the pool.

Yeah? Having a couple drinks. It started raining and I took a nap.

You remember us talking in the kitchen?

Uh, no. Not really.

You were... You were... You were being pretty inappropriate.

Who are you talking about?

You were talking, like, sexually.

You were grabbing my butt.

You tried to grab my vagina.

Stop saving, sweetheart. I'd never do that.

Why would I lie about this?

Listen, I don't remember doing any of that. I know you don't.

That's why I want to talk.

I don't like you not being able to remember.

I don't like having to try to figure out how to interact with you when you're

like that, you know?

Listen, I don't have any issues. I pay all the bills. I go to work.

Okay? I know, and you do a great job at that.

It's just, I don't think it's good for you. I don't, for me, I don't

like interacting with you like that. I don't like you being dragged.

It'd be nice to have a normal, normal little relationship.

I don't know what you want to tell your sweetheart.

How about... Why don't you try to not drink for a while?

I don't know about all that.

About... Okay.

I did, and I don't remember.

You were, you were pretty handsy.

I've been thinking about it.

Like, all yesterday and this morning.

Thinking about what?

Um, how you grabbed me.

How, um, you were telling me how you have all these needs that you

have and you need to deal with them, right?

I know it was drunk pop, but I trust there was some truth in that, right?

No.

What if... What if I help with those needs and

you won't drink?

Oh, sweetheart, I don't... I don't know about that. I just... I don't remember.

I know. I know, and I want... I want you to remember.

Don't you?

I'm sorry if I was being too aggressive.

I mean, I kind of, I liked it. It's just a lot.

I'd like it if you were level -headed and knew what you were doing, right?

Would you like that?

Sweetheart, your mother would kill me if we did anything like that. I know,

but...

Wouldn't you be happy if I told her that you promised you wouldn't drink

anymore? I think she would like that.

Oh, sweetheart, I don't... I don't know where I'm at.

Oh,

wait.

And you shouldn't drink.

And it will fix both problems, right?

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Okay. Yeah.

Is this what you wanted?

A little bit?

I mean, you're real pretty.

Okay. You're telling me.

I'm a lot older than you, okay? I know.

That's fine.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Isn't this better than drinking on the porch?

Right?

You pinky promise?

No more drinking?

That's what I want to hear.

Oh, no.

we gotta make sure she never finds out oh goodness gracious

This is fun.

I like this more.

I think

it's

really good

One o 'clock.