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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:11,860 You what? 2 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,320 How? Well, how'd he do there? 3 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,860 My stars! 4 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,940 Well, he was wondering when our bouquets would cross hands. 5 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,730 Are you ready for a round two of frog legs? 6 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:48,130 Excuse me. 7 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:50,730 Sergeant. But. 8 00:00:50,990 --> 00:00:54,770 I have a special assignment for you. Why don't you jump inside this gargantuan 9 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:58,730 conveyance's asshole and get the fuck out of my office. I want to talk to your 10 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:01,050 supervisor. You want to speak to my supervisor? 11 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:02,710 Yeah. 12 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:09,570 You're both Native American? 13 00:01:10,410 --> 00:01:11,770 Yeah. Yeah. 14 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:16,380 And if these men's rights are being stripped from them, I mean, what other 15 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:19,220 liberties are being taken away from our men? 16 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,420 Well, we are in the army, sir. 17 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,800 So, all of them. 18 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,080 There are a few things you need to know about dealing with a perp. 19 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:30,760 First thing, you're at their hands, not their face. The big thing is going to 20 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,760 pull a gun out on you. 21 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:35,720 Second of all, if they're hacking up their pants and looking around, match 22 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,720 up. 23 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,260 They're going to run speed up to it. 24 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,780 Finally, if you're going to a theme and... 25 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,100 Chaotic. Deal with the guy without a shirt on for her. 26 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,320 He's probably causing the problem. 27 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,920 Okay, sir, this is your first domestic call, right? 28 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:06,700 Do you remember the rules? 29 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:10,199 The guy has a shirt off. What do you do? Uh, shirtless. 30 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,690 Okay, if the guy has his shirt off, then he's probably the one causing the 31 00:02:14,690 --> 00:02:16,650 problems, so attack him first. 32 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:18,009 That's right. 33 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:21,230 Wait, no, no, don't attack him. Separate them, and then we interrogate, okay? 34 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:23,810 Yeah. You ready? Sorry, we're out of time. Uh, 35 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:26,170 yeah. 36 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,930 What if the girl has her shirt off? 37 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:33,870 Uh, well, that generally never happens, but don't discriminate, I guess. 38 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:38,360 Yeah, but what about the time at the barracks the other day? I mean, those 39 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,960 were pretty much... Oh, yeah. We don't have to really talk about that right 40 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,740 All right, we just got to stay focused, all right? 41 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,820 There's somebody in there that might need our help. 42 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:46,720 Are you ready? 43 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,220 Yes. Just to recap. 44 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:52,840 Guy. Shirt off. 45 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:54,600 Trouble. Separate. 46 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:55,839 Right, yes. 47 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,480 Girl. Shirt off. 48 00:02:58,060 --> 00:02:59,060 Attack. 49 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,480 No. All right, stop with this creepy clawing thing. 50 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,040 Just... 51 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 Separate, interrogate. 52 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,640 Separate, interrogate. Got it? Mm -hmm. All right. 53 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,320 Military police, open up. I will punch your titties right now. 54 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:13,740 Nice. 55 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:17,860 Officer. 56 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:22,040 How can I help you? 57 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:08,340 Whatever happened to those flat earthers? It seems like they just fell 58 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:10,900 Hey, Dino. 59 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,880 Dino. What? 60 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,100 Don't joke about that. Okay. 61 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:18,180 Oh, man. 62 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,940 Hey, you still dating that chick from a couple months ago? 63 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,180 Lydia? Yeah. 64 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,980 No. That's too bad. 65 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:29,740 She broke up. I broke up with her, and she's getting a little clingy, so I 66 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:31,300 figured there'd be more action in the army. 67 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:32,940 The army? 68 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:34,260 Okay. 69 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:40,920 No, I'm serious. She was a good girl, but, uh... There's only one woman that 70 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,920 satisfy me. 71 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:44,560 Abernathy? The Instagram model? 72 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,700 Pull your head out of your ass, butts. 73 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,360 Night, Jim. 74 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,260 Hi. Bye. Yeah. 75 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,760 I'm taking off. Okay. 76 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,260 So, bye. 77 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,880 What? 78 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,180 You two are fucking... Shut up! 79 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,820 You know I'm not into big tits and pouty lips. I like Asians. 80 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,700 Flat ass. Small hands. 81 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:14,940 Foot job. 82 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,720 You know me better than that. I don't fuck my subordinates. I certainly hope 83 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,900 not, Sergeant. Christmas Christ! 84 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,280 Pucker your asshole. He's coming. 85 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,360 Why don't you come on in? 86 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:30,900 Catch you staring again. 87 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,140 You don't have to take a bite. 88 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,640 Stop looking. 89 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:41,280 I do apologize for the mess. Venus is in retrograde, as I'm sure 90 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:44,720 you're both well aware, so we are realigning a temple, as such. 91 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:49,340 Sir, we need some identification, and we heard a woman screaming earlier. 92 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:50,840 Hormone? 93 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,460 No, there is no Hormone here. 94 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,300 It's my spooky skeleton decoration. 95 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:00,540 420 Loco. 96 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,590 I see you admire my secret weapon. 97 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:08,490 I make it in the bathtub. Four simple ingredients. 98 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:09,990 Homemade for a loco. 99 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:11,290 CBD oil. 100 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:14,030 El Pollo Loco chicken seasoning. 101 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,690 With that zesty little tang. 102 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:22,710 And the fourth ingredient, well... I could tell you the fourth ingredient. 103 00:06:23,810 --> 00:06:25,310 But I have to fuck you first. 104 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:29,530 I have to fuck you. 105 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:34,670 Take a sip. Sarah, no. Do you want mouth therapy? 106 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,210 Come on. Uh, sir, what about that woman that we heard? 107 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:40,930 The screaming? Oh, she's a little tied up at the muscle. 108 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:44,350 There is no woman. 109 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:45,949 Spooky skeleton. 110 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:46,950 Remember? No. 111 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,450 No woman. 112 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:50,310 Okay. Spooky skeleton. 113 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:53,350 Come join me in the bath, shall we? 114 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:55,970 Sergeant, but... 115 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:02,530 You must be miles ahead on your annual training to be fraternizing with 116 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,489 Dean here. 117 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,430 Would you like some more tasks in the meantime? 118 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:11,650 No, sir. I'm actually completely on schedule, so no need for any additional 119 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,890 tasks. All right, then. 120 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:19,310 Well, Sergeant Dean, please ensure your men are staying productive with their 121 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:21,870 time. I wish you both a good night. 122 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,150 Good night, sir. 123 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:28,430 I may stop for some plastic watering cans on the way home. Do you have any 124 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,430 preference on color? 125 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,830 Army green is fine, sir. 126 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,870 Good choice. 127 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:37,850 Motherfucker! 128 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:40,210 I want to destroy that guy. 129 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:41,850 Yes. 130 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,550 But how? 131 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,830 Uh, have you seen my beef jerky anywhere? 132 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:52,470 Perhaps by strangling him. 133 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,040 In a tub of ice water. 134 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:57,320 Watching the bubbles escape his lifeless mouth. 135 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:03,960 Okay, buddy. And then slicing his skin piece by piece with a razor blade. 136 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,040 Until the blood and water diminish from his bloated corpse. 137 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,800 Turning him into a perfect piece of human. 138 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:27,720 Sir, the female that was tied up. Ma 'am, ma 'am, if you're there, say bacon. 139 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:29,980 Delicious. 140 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,000 Son, have you ever seen a grown homer nugget before? 141 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:36,640 Why do you ask? What was your name, sir? 142 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:38,880 My name? 143 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,500 I am Mercury. 144 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,500 I am Jupiter. 145 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:50,100 I am your Venus, the fire in your crotch that you desire. 146 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:55,740 The artist formerly known as Gurg. 147 00:08:57,420 --> 00:09:01,300 Whoa, hey. Hey, oh, easy now, Cowboy. Put the gun down. Put the gun down. 148 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,320 We're all friends here, right, baby? 149 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,760 Yes. What is that? 150 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,420 Well, this is my family cone. 151 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:14,780 Oh, God. The juices I have bestowed upon this brush are X. 152 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,850 All right, so that's it. I am detaining you. Look, apprehend. No, detain. 153 00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:27,930 Officers, please. 154 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:30,670 You are so sweet. I've done nothing wrong here. I'm just drinking some 155 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:32,510 Real out of my chakras, right, baby? 156 00:09:33,410 --> 00:09:39,870 He could be a false flag Satanist. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 157 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:40,870 no. 158 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,050 No. 159 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:43,390 All right. 160 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:49,510 Internalize your thoughts and then say them. But what if he's CID? 161 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:50,830 No, he's not CID. 162 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,770 Uh, you actually gotta be pretty smart to be internal. 163 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:55,770 I've been actually trying to transition myself. 164 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:59,170 The paperwork's been getting messed up. I failed a couple tests. You know what? 165 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:01,850 Anyways, that guy's a fucking chode. 166 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,470 We can find out. 167 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:06,450 How? 168 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:10,050 Why are you smiling like that? 169 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,570 Are you having a stroke or something? 170 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:16,820 Hey, Sarah, can you go search the area, please? Thanks. This is an injustice. 171 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:18,220 No, it's not. 172 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,640 Ludicrous. You have this coming. 173 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,900 I have you coming. 174 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,600 In no time. 175 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,440 Okay. She's not going to be in there, Sarah. 176 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,420 She probably has her mouth duct taped. 177 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,280 Oh, now that is a good idea. 178 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,720 Ow. 179 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,100 Anyone got a light? 180 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,200 Sugar Puss, how'd you get out? 181 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,660 I mean... 182 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,140 There she is. 183 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,400 That's how you get hurt. 184 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:01,920 Clear? 185 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:22,560 So, Dino, do you think he's possibly one of those lizard people or something 186 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,560 like that? 187 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,240 If he's not CID, I wouldn't put it past him to be a lizard anything. 188 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,400 That guy's creepy. 189 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:32,500 Every time he walks in the room, he's slithering like a snake. 190 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,080 He smells horrible. 191 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,800 Yeah, you know what? I actually went into the bathroom after him the other 192 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,180 Sorry, I went into the bathroom after him the other day. The place smelled 193 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:44,100 dead skin and grape jelly. Like he had just molted or something. 194 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,300 Did he draw this baby thing? 195 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,000 It looks halfway satanic. It's got stigmata. 196 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:55,900 I mean, I... It's kind of cool. 197 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,240 You're into that sort of shit. 198 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:04,840 I wonder if he's got surveillance equipment in here. If he's CID, he could 199 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:05,840 surveillance stuff. 200 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,960 Oh, that makes sense. 201 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,260 CID would totally be surveilling the shit. 202 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,040 Jackpot. What? 203 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:17,640 It's jerky. Yeah, my jerky. 204 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,360 Stole it from me last week. I fucking knew it. And then that son of a bitch 205 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,460 tells me I need to do Kato. 206 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,340 What the fuck is Kato? 207 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,180 Kato. He's the guy that helped OG Simpson kill those people. 208 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,040 Oh. 209 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,500 Oh. 210 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:32,980 Wow. 211 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,940 Uh, Dean? 212 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:38,940 He's got photos of us. 213 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,980 Why are we all over his wall? 214 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,500 There's so many Asians. 215 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,790 I'm going to take this number down real quick. 216 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,710 Ma 'am, are you okay? 217 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,050 Everything's fine. 218 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,190 Well, except for Venus. 219 00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:01,790 See? See? Baby, I tried telling them about Venus. 220 00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:09,210 So we got some noise complaints and there's a very strong odor coming 221 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,210 Odor? 222 00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:13,350 I don't smell anything. 223 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,490 Well, we did have Taco Bell last night. 224 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:18,270 Taco Bell, that's right. 225 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:21,050 Thinking outside your buns, right, beauty? 226 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,310 Ma 'am, what's that on your arm? 227 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,410 Mmm, 228 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:31,990 hot sauce. 229 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:33,630 Come on, pal. 230 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:37,350 Now, as you can see, gentlemen, everything's perfectly fine here. 231 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,030 Just me and my angel face. 232 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:40,769 That's me. 233 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:41,770 Yeah, love you, spooky. 234 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,710 Now, uh, if you guys could please uncuff him. 235 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640 That's my job. 236 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,140 No, I think we're going to search the rest of the house. 237 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,400 No, no, no. 238 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,720 No, no, no, gentlemen. We do not need to do that. Oh, my God! 239 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,320 Sarah! 240 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,400 Sarah! Sarah, are you okay? 241 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,340 Get him, darling. 242 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:09,460 Please don't take this the wrong way because you're heavier than I thought. 243 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,380 Your virgin blood is mine! 244 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,780 I told you that. 245 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,280 Sarah, 246 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,560 come on. Where are you at? 247 00:14:34,189 --> 00:14:38,850 Ma 'am, if you do not get off of my partner, I will tase you. Just do it. 248 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:43,950 Ow. 249 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,550 Good job, Sarah. 250 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,110 Sweet tits. 251 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,100 Sweet tits, you okay, baby? 252 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:57,380 Yes. 253 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:03,080 Give me the bosoms. 254 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:06,580 So salty. 255 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:13,660 I cannot wait to get done with this bullshit annual training. 256 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,520 Get back to one week in a month. 257 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,520 Do a little yoga. 258 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:25,590 Play video games until I fucking die. 259 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:29,190 Boom. 260 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:30,530 I think I got it. 261 00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:32,670 What's that? 262 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:35,130 Dude. 263 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:38,250 This guy is a piece of shit. 264 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:41,170 Yeah. I could have told you that. 265 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,450 No, no, no, no. 266 00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:43,890 Read that. 267 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:49,090 Holy fuck. This guy's counts are worse than mine. 268 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,240 If that's not saying something, I don't know what is. 269 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,360 Check this shit out. 270 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,140 That's enough. 271 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,160 Okay. 272 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 I'll be right back. 273 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,280 I'm going to make copies of this. 274 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,080 Roger that. 275 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400 Good idea. 276 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,560 How long do you think you're going to be, by the way? 277 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:26,020 Just photocopying, like five minutes? 278 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,280 Perfect. 279 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,540 Let me know if you hear something. 280 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,900 Yep. 281 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:39,100 Oh, hello, pouty pink massage parlor. 282 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,900 I can achieve no... 283 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:51,370 I'm about to achieve. 284 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:53,870 I'm about to achieve. Where do you want me to achieve, baby? 285 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,310 On my stomach? Oh, yeah, I can do that. 286 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,790 I'm sorry. 287 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,790 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 288 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,110 Guys? 289 00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:23,970 It tastes so good. Could you please stop? 290 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:25,610 Guys? 291 00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:27,390 Hey, knock it off! 292 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,350 What? 293 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:38,470 So, why were there all those bloody carcasses, like, 294 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:41,090 separated in the closet? 295 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,520 Oh, well, we were just having a bit of a blood orgy, as one does. 296 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,639 Mm -hmm. 297 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,020 Kind of something with a when to go. 298 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,960 What? What's a when to go? 299 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,220 It's an evil man -eating spirit. 300 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,600 Yes. Evil creature. 301 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,940 We just need a little MP virgin blood to finish our seance. 302 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:02,920 Just a dash. 303 00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:04,320 Why MP blood? 304 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:07,600 Because most MPs are virgins. 305 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,880 That's right. 306 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,620 I'm not a virgin. 307 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,320 Me neither. 308 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,660 Yeah. 309 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,100 Totally had sex. 310 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,720 Yeah, totally. 311 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,000 You want to show them how it's done, babe? 312 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,200 Yeah, let's show them. 313 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,840 Let's not. 314 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,439 I've already. 315 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,980 I'll give them a lesson. I'm going to. 316 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,200 Sir! 317 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,400 Sergeant, you almost got a home strike to the face. 318 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,660 And that is what startled me. 319 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,480 Yeah. You're back. 320 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:44,870 What are you doing here? 321 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,690 You left. 322 00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,010 And your door was open. 323 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,390 Security, sir. 324 00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:53,510 It's paramount. 325 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,070 Government secrets. 326 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,490 That's good. 327 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,430 I was here for my satchel. 328 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,790 But I got it. 329 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,250 Very Indiana Jones -esque. 330 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,240 That's what I was going for. They were out of brown, and I just got the black. 331 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,160 That matches with everything. 332 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,720 Right. It's just universal. 333 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,480 Anyway, Sergeant Dean, can you grab my door? 334 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,800 Yes. 335 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,540 I'm late for a Kaido. 336 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,060 Blue belt on the way. 337 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,640 You can come out now. 338 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,520 Oh, thanks, buddy. 339 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,120 Oh, fuck. Was that a wendigo? No, you're good. You're good. 340 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,460 Are you sure? 341 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,740 There's no such thing as wendigos. Okay, let's be quick. Let's be quick. 342 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,200 Let's get him out of here. Get him inside. 343 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,420 That is enough. 344 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:05,000 Okay, come on, lovebirds. All right. No, no, no. Watch your head. Watch your 345 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,020 head. Watch your head. 346 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:07,540 Here, yep. 347 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,580 All right. Good. Yeah? 348 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,740 Seems like that. Okay, come on. We're going to go. We're going to go. 349 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,220 I don't want you to knock me with my left. No, no. 350 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:16,580 Okay. 351 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,480 We're going to keep our body apart. 352 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,980 Let me do another taste, please. No, no, no. 353 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,660 No tasting. 354 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:24,180 This is going to be a taste. Free night. 355 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,520 Come on. No. 356 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:28,320 No. You're all going to fucking die. 357 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,940 I'll take you there. 358 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:24,210 He's dead. 23871