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You what?
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How? Well, how'd he do there?
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My stars!
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Well, he was wondering when our bouquets
would cross hands.
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Are you ready for a round two of frog
legs?
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Excuse me.
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Sergeant. But.
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I have a special assignment for you. Why
don't you jump inside this gargantuan
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conveyance's asshole and get the fuck
out of my office. I want to talk to your
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supervisor. You want to speak to my
supervisor?
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Yeah.
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You're both Native American?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And if these men's rights are being
stripped from them, I mean, what other
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liberties are being taken away from our
men?
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Well, we are in the army, sir.
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So, all of them.
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There are a few things you need to know
about dealing with a perp.
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First thing, you're at their hands, not
their face. The big thing is going to
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pull a gun out on you.
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Second of all, if they're hacking up
their pants and looking around, match
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up.
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They're going to run speed up to it.
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Finally, if you're going to a theme
and...
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Chaotic. Deal with the guy without a
shirt on for her.
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He's probably causing the problem.
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Okay, sir, this is your first domestic
call, right?
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Do you remember the rules?
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The guy has a shirt off. What do you do?
Uh, shirtless.
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Okay, if the guy has his shirt off, then
he's probably the one causing the
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problems, so attack him first.
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That's right.
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Wait, no, no, don't attack him. Separate
them, and then we interrogate, okay?
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Yeah. You ready? Sorry, we're out of
time. Uh,
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yeah.
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What if the girl has her shirt off?
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Uh, well, that generally never happens,
but don't discriminate, I guess.
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Yeah, but what about the time at the
barracks the other day? I mean, those
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were pretty much... Oh, yeah. We don't
have to really talk about that right
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All right, we just got to stay focused,
all right?
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There's somebody in there that might
need our help.
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Are you ready?
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Yes. Just to recap.
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Guy. Shirt off.
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Trouble. Separate.
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Right, yes.
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Girl. Shirt off.
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Attack.
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No. All right, stop with this creepy
clawing thing.
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Just...
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Separate, interrogate.
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Separate, interrogate. Got it? Mm -hmm.
All right.
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Military police, open up. I will punch
your titties right now.
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Nice.
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Officer.
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How can I help you?
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Whatever happened to those flat
earthers? It seems like they just fell
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Hey, Dino.
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Dino. What?
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Don't joke about that. Okay.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, you still dating that chick from a
couple months ago?
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Lydia? Yeah.
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No. That's too bad.
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She broke up. I broke up with her, and
she's getting a little clingy, so I
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figured there'd be more action in the
army.
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The army?
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Okay.
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No, I'm serious. She was a good girl,
but, uh... There's only one woman that
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satisfy me.
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Abernathy? The Instagram model?
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Pull your head out of your ass, butts.
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Night, Jim.
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Hi. Bye. Yeah.
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I'm taking off. Okay.
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So, bye.
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What?
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You two are fucking... Shut up!
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You know I'm not into big tits and pouty
lips. I like Asians.
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Flat ass. Small hands.
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Foot job.
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You know me better than that. I don't
fuck my subordinates. I certainly hope
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not, Sergeant. Christmas Christ!
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Pucker your asshole. He's coming.
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Why don't you come on in?
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Catch you staring again.
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You don't have to take a bite.
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Stop looking.
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I do apologize for the mess. Venus is in
retrograde, as I'm sure
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you're both well aware, so we are
realigning a temple, as such.
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Sir, we need some identification, and we
heard a woman screaming earlier.
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Hormone?
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No, there is no Hormone here.
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It's my spooky skeleton decoration.
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420 Loco.
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I see you admire my secret weapon.
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I make it in the bathtub. Four simple
ingredients.
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Homemade for a loco.
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CBD oil.
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El Pollo Loco chicken seasoning.
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With that zesty little tang.
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And the fourth ingredient, well... I
could tell you the fourth ingredient.
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But I have to fuck you first.
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I have to fuck you.
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Take a sip. Sarah, no. Do you want mouth
therapy?
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Come on. Uh, sir, what about that woman
that we heard?
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The screaming? Oh, she's a little tied
up at the muscle.
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There is no woman.
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Spooky skeleton.
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Remember? No.
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No woman.
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Okay. Spooky skeleton.
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Come join me in the bath, shall we?
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Sergeant, but...
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You must be miles ahead on your annual
training to be fraternizing with
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Dean here.
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Would you like some more tasks in the
meantime?
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No, sir. I'm actually completely on
schedule, so no need for any additional
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tasks. All right, then.
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Well, Sergeant Dean, please ensure your
men are staying productive with their
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time. I wish you both a good night.
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Good night, sir.
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I may stop for some plastic watering
cans on the way home. Do you have any
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preference on color?
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Army green is fine, sir.
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Good choice.
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Motherfucker!
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I want to destroy that guy.
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Yes.
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But how?
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Uh, have you seen my beef jerky
anywhere?
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Perhaps by strangling him.
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In a tub of ice water.
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Watching the bubbles escape his lifeless
mouth.
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Okay, buddy. And then slicing his skin
piece by piece with a razor blade.
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Until the blood and water diminish from
his bloated corpse.
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Turning him into a perfect piece of
human.
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Sir, the female that was tied up. Ma
'am, ma 'am, if you're there, say bacon.
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Delicious.
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Son, have you ever seen a grown homer
nugget before?
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Why do you ask? What was your name, sir?
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My name?
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I am Mercury.
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I am Jupiter.
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I am your Venus, the fire in your crotch
that you desire.
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The artist formerly known as Gurg.
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Whoa, hey. Hey, oh, easy now, Cowboy.
Put the gun down. Put the gun down.
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We're all friends here, right, baby?
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Yes. What is that?
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Well, this is my family cone.
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Oh, God. The juices I have bestowed upon
this brush are X.
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All right, so that's it. I am detaining
you. Look, apprehend. No, detain.
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Officers, please.
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You are so sweet. I've done nothing
wrong here. I'm just drinking some
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Real out of my chakras, right, baby?
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He could be a false flag Satanist. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no.
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No.
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All right.
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Internalize your thoughts and then say
them. But what if he's CID?
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No, he's not CID.
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Uh, you actually gotta be pretty smart
to be internal.
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I've been actually trying to transition
myself.
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The paperwork's been getting messed up.
I failed a couple tests. You know what?
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Anyways, that guy's a fucking chode.
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We can find out.
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How?
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Why are you smiling like that?
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Are you having a stroke or something?
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Hey, Sarah, can you go search the area,
please? Thanks. This is an injustice.
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No, it's not.
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Ludicrous. You have this coming.
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I have you coming.
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In no time.
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Okay. She's not going to be in there,
Sarah.
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She probably has her mouth duct taped.
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Oh, now that is a good idea.
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Ow.
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Anyone got a light?
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Sugar Puss, how'd you get out?
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I mean...
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There she is.
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That's how you get hurt.
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Clear?
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So, Dino, do you think he's possibly one
of those lizard people or something
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like that?
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If he's not CID, I wouldn't put it past
him to be a lizard anything.
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That guy's creepy.
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Every time he walks in the room, he's
slithering like a snake.
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He smells horrible.
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Yeah, you know what? I actually went
into the bathroom after him the other
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Sorry, I went into the bathroom after
him the other day. The place smelled
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dead skin and grape jelly. Like he had
just molted or something.
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Did he draw this baby thing?
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It looks halfway satanic. It's got
stigmata.
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I mean, I... It's kind of cool.
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You're into that sort of shit.
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I wonder if he's got surveillance
equipment in here. If he's CID, he could
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surveillance stuff.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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CID would totally be surveilling the
shit.
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Jackpot. What?
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It's jerky. Yeah, my jerky.
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Stole it from me last week. I fucking
knew it. And then that son of a bitch
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tells me I need to do Kato.
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What the fuck is Kato?
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Kato. He's the guy that helped OG
Simpson kill those people.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Uh, Dean?
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He's got photos of us.
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Why are we all over his wall?
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There's so many Asians.
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I'm going to take this number down real
quick.
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Ma 'am, are you okay?
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Everything's fine.
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Well, except for Venus.
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See? See? Baby, I tried telling them
about Venus.
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So we got some noise complaints and
there's a very strong odor coming
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Odor?
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I don't smell anything.
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Well, we did have Taco Bell last night.
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Taco Bell, that's right.
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Thinking outside your buns, right,
beauty?
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Ma 'am, what's that on your arm?
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Mmm,
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hot sauce.
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Come on, pal.
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Now, as you can see, gentlemen,
everything's perfectly fine here.
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Just me and my angel face.
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That's me.
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Yeah, love you, spooky.
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Now, uh, if you guys could please uncuff
him.
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That's my job.
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No, I think we're going to search the
rest of the house.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no, gentlemen. We do not need to
do that. Oh, my God!
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Sarah!
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Sarah! Sarah, are you okay?
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Get him, darling.
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Please don't take this the wrong way
because you're heavier than I thought.
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Your virgin blood is mine!
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I told you that.
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Sarah,
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come on. Where are you at?
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Ma 'am, if you do not get off of my
partner, I will tase you. Just do it.
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Ow.
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Good job, Sarah.
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Sweet tits.
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Sweet tits, you okay, baby?
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Yes.
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Give me the bosoms.
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So salty.
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I cannot wait to get done with this
bullshit annual training.
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Get back to one week in a month.
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Do a little yoga.
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Play video games until I fucking die.
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Boom.
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I think I got it.
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What's that?
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Dude.
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This guy is a piece of shit.
264
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:41,170
Yeah. I could have told you that.
265
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No, no, no, no.
266
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Read that.
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00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:49,090
Holy fuck. This guy's counts are worse
than mine.
268
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If that's not saying something, I don't
know what is.
269
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,360
Check this shit out.
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That's enough.
271
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Okay.
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I'll be right back.
273
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,540
I'm going to make copies of this.
274
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Roger that.
275
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,450
Good idea.
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00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:23,979
How long do you think you're going to
be, by the way?
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Just photocopying, like five minutes?
278
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,330
Perfect.
279
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,899
Let me know if you hear something.
280
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,950
Yep.
281
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:39,100
Oh, hello, pouty pink massage parlor.
282
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,900
I can achieve no...
283
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:51,420
I'm about to achieve.
284
00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:54,449
I'm about to achieve. Where do you want
me to achieve, baby?
285
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,310
On my stomach? Oh, yeah, I can do that.
286
00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,790
I'm sorry.
287
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,790
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
288
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,160
Guys?
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00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:23,970
It tastes so good. Could you please
stop?
290
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:25,660
Guys?
291
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:27,440
Hey, knock it off!
292
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,400
What?
293
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:38,470
So, why were there all those bloody
carcasses, like,
294
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:41,090
separated in the closet?
295
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,520
Oh, well, we were just having a bit of a
blood orgy, as one does.
296
00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:46,639
Mm -hmm.
297
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,320
Kind of something with a when to go.
298
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,960
What? What's a when to go?
299
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,220
It's an evil man -eating spirit.
300
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,600
Yes. Evil creature.
301
00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,940
We just need a little MP virgin blood to
finish our seance.
302
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:02,970
Just a dash.
303
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:04,320
Why MP blood?
304
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:07,600
Because most MPs are virgins.
305
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,930
That's right.
306
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,620
I'm not a virgin.
307
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,320
Me neither.
308
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,710
Yeah.
309
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,150
Totally had sex.
310
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,770
Yeah, totally.
311
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:21,199
You want to show them how it's done,
babe?
312
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,280
Yeah, let's show them.
313
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,890
Let's not.
314
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:25,439
I've already.
315
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,180
I'll give them a lesson. I'm going to.
316
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,250
Sir!
317
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,400
Sergeant, you almost got a home strike
to the face.
318
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,780
And that is what startled me.
319
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,480
Yeah. You're back.
320
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:44,870
What are you doing here?
321
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,690
You left.
322
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,010
And your door was open.
323
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,440
Security, sir.
324
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:53,560
It's paramount.
325
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,120
Government secrets.
326
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,540
That's good.
327
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,430
I was here for my satchel.
328
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,820
But I got it.
329
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,250
Very Indiana Jones -esque.
330
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:14,339
That's what I was going for. They were
out of brown, and I just got the black.
331
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,160
That matches with everything.
332
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,040
Right. It's just universal.
333
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,480
Anyway, Sergeant Dean, can you grab my
door?
334
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,850
Yes.
335
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,590
I'm late for a Kaido.
336
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,060
Blue belt on the way.
337
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,690
You can come out now.
338
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,520
Oh, thanks, buddy.
339
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,150
Oh, fuck. Was that a wendigo? No, you're
good. You're good.
340
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,510
Are you sure?
341
00:20:54,511 --> 00:20:57,959
There's no such thing as wendigos. Okay,
let's be quick. Let's be quick.
342
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,419
Let's get him out of here. Get him
inside.
343
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,470
That is enough.
344
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:04,999
Okay, come on, lovebirds. All right. No,
no, no. Watch your head. Watch your
345
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,050
head. Watch your head.
346
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:07,590
Here, yep.
347
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,580
All right. Good. Yeah?
348
00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:13,179
Seems like that. Okay, come on. We're
going to go. We're going to go.
349
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,470
I don't want you to knock me with my
left. No, no.
350
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:16,630
Okay.
351
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,700
We're going to keep our body apart.
352
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:20,659
Let me do another taste, please. No, no,
no.
353
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,710
No tasting.
354
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:24,180
This is going to be a taste. Free night.
355
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,570
Come on. No.
356
00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:28,320
No. You're all going to fucking die.
357
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,940
I'll take you there.
358
00:22:22,161 --> 00:22:24,259
He's dead.
359
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:28,810
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