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Dan McCock, we're out of peanut butter because of you, dude. Can't hold it. It

feels so good.

My name is Booker. Holy shit, you're a dependent.

Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

So what's an average day like around here?

I think we've spoken to worms.

I have to see my husband. What?

He was in pollution.

Okay, and his Humvee.

It went over an IED and everyone in it except for him died 15 minutes prior to

the 15 minutes prior.

This guy gets me.

Sergeant Dean. It's okay, buddy.

Actually, you know what? Go ahead. Say what you were going to say. Sergeant

Dean. Okay, now shut up. But I felt a little bit of porn, you know, here and

there. What is your favorite porn star?

Mia Khalifa!

Not that lame porn that everybody's tired of. I'm talking about, like, cake

-burning porn, amputee porn, a little bit of preggo porn. I'm nine months

pregnant.

All right, all these side hustles bring me in way more money. We're going to let

you through the gate.

Here you go, boss.

Make sure you're ready. We're going to start moving more products.

Watch your goddamn tone, PTSD.

One day I'm going to say something.

What do you want, you little bitch?

I will gut you and fill you with cake blood.

Butch is out of here.

Problem fucking solved.

Lawrence has a pencil.

Make sure he gets pointed away.

When you become an NCO.

be willing to sacrifice so that those under you can succeed.

My military career was but a small stepping stone to my overall future.

I'm going to be joining Bishop's unit out here on the local PV.

Right, buddy?

Just try to relax and answer with a simple yes or no, okay?

Is your name Richard Felt Butts?

Yes.

Do you live at 1756 West Jones Street?

No. I live with my girlfriend.

Are we currently in Savannah, Georgia?

Yeah.

Are you about to take a polygraph test?

No.

Wait. Yes.

Have you ever shoplifted?

No Have you ever been involved in illegal street drugs or

organized crime?

No Have you ever been involved in a physical altercation with another

No Have you ever killed anyone?

Do you believe in any conspiracies against the United States government?

Well,

look, it depends. There's a difference between deep state conspiracies and

municipal conspiracies. I mean, because conspiracy can be something as small as

like a bribe, but deep state goes to much level. We're talking moon cover

Please answer with a simple yes or no.

No Are you homosexual?

No Have you ever abused a dog? No Have

you ever abused a woman?

No Have you ever abused power?

No Have you ever used cocaine?

Thank you, Maestro.

Good morning.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Trevor Williams. I'm Zachary's

brother.

I just have to say how nice it is to see that Zach has such a small, close

-knit group of friends who...

I can make it out today.

You know, someone once told me that all men's lives end the same way.

But it's the details of those lives that define us.

Some people live long lives full of love and relationships, and others

are taken from us far too soon.

When seven condoms full of... Powder cocaine popped in their stomach in a

Denny's parking lot.

Thank you.

There's cheese and crackers downstairs.

I'm so sorry for your loss. We were all very close.

Thank you.

And I went to the playground where all the children play.

I pulled out my thrower and I began to spray.

Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm sticks to kids.

No.

Curry. God damn it.

Shaq.

More.

So I met her on fortnitefeverdream .eu, and, you know, we just hit it off.

She's great. She's my dream.

What about you? Where did you meet her?

fortnitefeverdream .eu.

Sarah, geez.

Enough about me.

How goes it with you?

About what?

Love life.

You know?

Love life?

Romance?

Hey, why don't you take this one, Sarah?

You got it, bro.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

I got this. Yeah, if you need any help, be right over here, okay?

Yeah, sure.

Just shut up and let me do the talking, okay?

Good afternoon, ma 'am.

ID and registration, please. How do you go? Good, sir.

Hi, sir.

Can I, uh, please see some identification?

Um, why don't you ask her?

You know, he's really, really sick. He's just been shitting everywhere. But

here, you know, I have his ID right here. Yes.

I'm sorry to do this to you, ma 'am, but I can't let you through the gate right

now.

Why is that, officer?

Um, well, his ID is expired and, um...

Your picture looks a little, uh... Um...

Dark?

I had just gotten back from Puerto Vallarta with my black sergeant husband,

so... Oh, I'm very sorry, ma 'am. I don't mean to inconvenience you or your

black sergeant husband.

Shouldn't, ever.

Yeah, well, you get a tan really well, but you seem to lose it really fast.

How dare you?

That's racist.

Yeah, right? It's fucking racist.

Nope. Are you serious right now? I don't see color. My black, sergeant husband?

Oh, you don't see color?

What are you?

That's what I'm going to say. I just see a person.

Really? A person?

I'm a woman, sir. A woman.

I'm a woman. Do you have any other... I look like a person. Sir, is she giving

you trouble?

Oh, hello.

Can you step out of the vehicle, ma 'am? Oh, you know what?

This is ridiculous.

Why? No, I'm sure that my black sergeant husband would just love that you are

profiling his Caucasian wife. What's your husband's name again?

Sergeant Knight.

Sergeant Knight?

Mm -hmm.

What's his extension?

0369.

Sarah, don't dial that. It's a fake number.

All right, I've had enough of this. We're going to arrest you.

What?

Apprehend.

Right, apprehend. No, what are you talking about? I didn't do anything

Bacar, would you record this injustice?

Bacar's in there?

Oh, Jesus.

Sarah, watch her.

Bacar, I just want to talk!

Oh, no.

Hey, sweetie.

We got one of your people.

An Armenian Jew?

Flight leaves in 30 minutes.

Hurry up, you stupid -ass motherfucker.

Yes, darling.

Don't you worry, Sergeant.

This is only going to take a minute.

That's because your husband is a sergeant.

Doesn't mean you are.

Good afternoon, sir. My name is Special Agent Butts. I'm going to need you to

take those OCPs off. The tops, the bottoms, and the boots.

Is all this really necessary?

I'm an army recruiter, for Christ's sake.

I'm just looking out for your safety, sir. You have no idea how many crisis

actors are roaming these halls every single day.

My safety?

We're both here on the interest of national security.

Well, this is a great white hope's America now, so.

Excuse me, did you say great white hope?

Trump's America.

Did you serve, Butts? Special Agent Butts.

But yeah, 20 years, Army MP Corps.

Last line of defense of Fort Stewart.

Handcuffs.

Handcuffs. Get the child away from the back.

Roger that. Where's your husband now, bitch?

Fuck you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you a bitch.

So why'd you leave?

I was highly recruited by the state police.

Really? So how'd you get with the prestigious TSA?

It's temporary.

Just waiting for the ink to dry on the paperwork.

Yeah, right, right.

Do you miss it?

The army?

Fuck no.

No, no, no, no, no. I would rather be number 23 today than go back to that

shithole.

There's probably a couple of things that I missed.

Sure. Like what?

My friends that I haven't talked to for a while.

I'm still waiting on my health care.

Lately, it just feels like something's been... missing.

Yeah.

I

got

a package for you.

Oh, hey, dickhead.

What is it?

That's you.

A race?

You serious?

Who?

New guy coming in.

Listen, hide this away in the motor pool, all right?

Might have to use it later.

Maybe we should burn him.

I like where your head's at.

My dickhead. Watch it.

I swear to God, you better let us go right fucking now or else I'm... You're

gonna what? Huh? You're gonna what?

I'm gonna bite your dicks off. That's what I'm gonna fucking do.

She has sharp teeth.

I sharpen them.

Did she bite your dick off the car?

Oh, yeah. He loves it.

Maybe this is why you don't have a husband.

Whoa, whoa. Yeah.

Yeah, I said it. My black husband... You're a pathological liar, okay?

Here's the thing. That's racist.

It is racist. What is up with this guy? How is that racist? Are you a racist

cop? Well, I mean, it's racist against liars, pathological liars, you know? I

mean... Sarah, please.

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Two bucks said it best.

It is not justice. It is just us.

That's right.

All right.

Since my report determines how much you guys get waterboarded at Gitmo, just

give me a name or address and make sure it's easy, all right?

We don't know what you're talking about.

Is that so?

Yes.

Mia Khalifa.

What did you say?

Sound familiar?

Yeah, how about I get Mia Khalifa to come visit you?

Mia? Bacar.

Yeah, I know her brother.

With Khalifa.

Yeah, two options, Bacar. You could either, I don't know, take control of

destiny or...

Have her continue to take control of your balls.

What did they do to me? What?

Fucking... Car.

Truth will set you free.

When you put it that way, I guess I did get molested.

I see.

If you need anything.

Thanks, man.

What's so funny? Hey, hon.

Well, you know, we were talking Army talk.

You know, he knows a lot of the same dudes that I served with, like really

friends, colleagues of mine.

You check his asshole?

No, that's the funny thing is the censors were going, hey, why are you

in? You check everyone's asshole.

That's your job.

I got you this job.

Don't think I won't get your ass fired if you make me look bad.

He's next.

Yeah.

Let's go.

2 -1, this is Maine.

Thanks, Picard.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck you. Sarah, can you watch him?

Send it for 2 -1.

Why are you in black berets?

That memo wasn't from you?

Have you been going through my trash?

Yes, Sergeant.

You stay out of my office, Lawrence. We're going to have a talk about

boundaries when you get back.

Yes, Sergeant.

And you're in PCs until I say so.

Sergeant Dean, you can't... I'll talk to you later, Lawrence.

You're on your own for dinner tonight.

Going to bed early.

I thought you said we were getting Chick -fil -A.

Then get Chick -fil -A.

I ain't your mama.

And take the trash out, gay boy.

Baby, you know I don't like it when you call me that, right?

Take the trash out and clean the motherfucker house on your day off.

I'm sick and tired of your messy think yes.

I'm going to do it tomorrow.

Want to do a little sexy time, hon?

Suck your own dick.

So what's it say?

Oh, name's bullshit, but the address seems legit.

Can I just say that today was like the coolest day ever?

I mean, we were like real superheroes, chasing the bad guys, jumping over

and then bam, you hit her with your cruiser. So cool.

Yeah, dude, it happened so fast. Adrenaline kicked in, I was running

and then they get blacked out.

How'd you know they were a part of the drug ring?

Instinct. You'll get there.

So, like, now what do we do? We just give it over to CID?

No, no, no. This is ours, all right? We're going to see this whole thing

through.

We're going to bust the operation?

Oh, yeah. While I'm patrolled tomorrow, we're going to make a little pit stop.

Cool. Where?

The address.

Roger. Sorry.

Oh, you're good.

This is so exciting.

Oh, yeah.

Boss, can we please have a break?

Yeah, take a seat.

Really? Yeah, go for it.

Okay. What the fuck do you think you're doing?

What'd you say?

Nothing.

You know, we'd probably take a break if she didn't abandon us.

Your brother would probably still be here, too.

Time boy.