All language subtitles for Checkpoint Charlie s02e01 Army of Three

Dan McCock, we're out of peanut butter
because of you, dude. Can't hold it. It

feels so good.

My name is Booker. Holy shit, you're a
dependent.

Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

So what's an average day like around
here?

I think we've spoken to worms.

I have to see my husband. What?

He was in pollution.

Okay, and his Humvee.

It went over an IED and everyone in it
except for him died 15 minutes prior to

the 15 minutes prior.

This guy gets me.

Sergeant Dean. It's okay, buddy.

Actually, you know what? Go ahead. Say
what you were going to say. Sergeant

Dean. Okay, now shut up. But I felt a
little bit of porn, you know, here and

there. What is your favorite porn star?

Mia Khalifa!

Not that lame porn that everybody's
tired of. I'm talking about, like, cake

-burning porn, amputee porn, a little
bit of preggo porn. I'm nine months

pregnant.

All right, all these side hustles bring
me in way more money. We're going to let

you through the gate.

Here you go, boss.

Make sure you're ready. We're going to
start moving more products.

Watch your goddamn tone, PTSD.

One day I'm going to say something.

What do you want, you little bitch?

I will gut you and fill you with cake
blood.

Butch is out of here.

Problem fucking solved.

Lawrence has a pencil.

Make sure he gets pointed away.

When you become an NCO.

be willing to sacrifice so that those
under you can succeed.

My military career was but a small
stepping stone to my overall future.

I'm going to be joining Bishop's unit
out here on the local PV.

Right, buddy?

Just try to relax and answer with a
simple yes or no, okay?

Is your name Richard Felt Butts?

Yes.

Do you live at 1756 West Jones Street?

No. I live with my girlfriend.

Are we currently in Savannah, Georgia?

Yeah.

Are you about to take a polygraph test?

No.

Wait. Yes.

Have you ever shoplifted?

No Have you ever been involved in
illegal street drugs or

organized crime?

No Have you ever been involved in a
physical altercation with another

No Have you ever killed anyone?

Do you believe in any conspiracies
against the United States government?

Well,

look, it depends. There's a difference
between deep state conspiracies and

municipal conspiracies. I mean, because
conspiracy can be something as small as

like a bribe, but deep state goes to
much level. We're talking moon cover

Please answer with a simple yes or no.

No Are you homosexual?

No Have you ever abused a dog? No Have

you ever abused a woman?

No Have you ever abused power?

No Have you ever used cocaine?

Thank you, Maestro.

Good morning.

For those of you who don't know me, my
name is Trevor Williams. I'm Zachary's

brother.

I just have to say how nice it is to see
that Zach has such a small, close

-knit group of friends who...

I can make it out today.

You know, someone once told me that all
men's lives end the same way.

But it's the details of those lives that
define us.

Some people live long lives full of love
and relationships, and others

are taken from us far too soon.

When seven condoms full of... Powder
cocaine popped in their stomach in a

Denny's parking lot.

Thank you.

There's cheese and crackers downstairs.

I'm so sorry for your loss. We were all
very close.

Thank you.

And I went to the playground where all
the children play.

I pulled out my thrower and I began to
spray.

Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm sticks to kids.

No.

Curry. God damn it.

Shaq.

More.

So I met her on fortnitefeverdream .eu,
and, you know, we just hit it off.

She's great. She's my dream.

What about you? Where did you meet her?

fortnitefeverdream .eu.

Sarah, geez.

Enough about me.

How goes it with you?

About what?

Love life.

You know?

Love life?

Romance?

Hey, why don't you take this one, Sarah?

You got it, bro.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

I got this. Yeah, if you need any help,
be right over here, okay?

Yeah, sure.

Just shut up and let me do the talking,
okay?

Good afternoon, ma 'am.

ID and registration, please. How do you
go? Good, sir.

Hi, sir.

Can I, uh, please see some
identification?

Um, why don't you ask her?

You know, he's really, really sick. He's
just been shitting everywhere. But

here, you know, I have his ID right
here. Yes.

I'm sorry to do this to you, ma 'am, but
I can't let you through the gate right

now.

Why is that, officer?

Um, well, his ID is expired and, um...

Your picture looks a little, uh... Um...

Dark?

I had just gotten back from Puerto
Vallarta with my black sergeant husband,

so... Oh, I'm very sorry, ma 'am. I
don't mean to inconvenience you or your

black sergeant husband.

Shouldn't, ever.

Yeah, well, you get a tan really well,
but you seem to lose it really fast.

How dare you?

That's racist.

Yeah, right? It's fucking racist.

Nope. Are you serious right now? I don't
see color. My black, sergeant husband?

Oh, you don't see color?

What are you?

That's what I'm going to say. I just see
a person.

Really? A person?

I'm a woman, sir. A woman.

I'm a woman. Do you have any other... I
look like a person. Sir, is she giving

you trouble?

Oh, hello.

Can you step out of the vehicle, ma 'am?
Oh, you know what?

This is ridiculous.

Why? No, I'm sure that my black sergeant
husband would just love that you are

profiling his Caucasian wife. What's
your husband's name again?

Sergeant Knight.

Sergeant Knight?

Mm -hmm.

What's his extension?

0369.

Sarah, don't dial that. It's a fake
number.

All right, I've had enough of this.
We're going to arrest you.

What?

Apprehend.

Right, apprehend. No, what are you
talking about? I didn't do anything

Bacar, would you record this injustice?

Bacar's in there?

Oh, Jesus.

Sarah, watch her.

Bacar, I just want to talk!

Oh, no.

Hey, sweetie.

We got one of your people.

An Armenian Jew?

Flight leaves in 30 minutes.

Hurry up, you stupid -ass motherfucker.

Yes, darling.

Don't you worry, Sergeant.

This is only going to take a minute.

That's because your husband is a
sergeant.

Doesn't mean you are.

Good afternoon, sir. My name is Special
Agent Butts. I'm going to need you to

take those OCPs off. The tops, the
bottoms, and the boots.

Is all this really necessary?

I'm an army recruiter, for Christ's
sake.

I'm just looking out for your safety,
sir. You have no idea how many crisis

actors are roaming these halls every
single day.

My safety?

We're both here on the interest of
national security.

Well, this is a great white hope's
America now, so.

Excuse me, did you say great white hope?

Trump's America.

Did you serve, Butts? Special Agent
Butts.

But yeah, 20 years, Army MP Corps.

Last line of defense of Fort Stewart.

Handcuffs.

Handcuffs. Get the child away from the
back.

Roger that. Where's your husband now,
bitch?

Fuck you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
call you a bitch.

So why'd you leave?

I was highly recruited by the state
police.

Really? So how'd you get with the
prestigious TSA?

It's temporary.

Just waiting for the ink to dry on the
paperwork.

Yeah, right, right.

Do you miss it?

The army?

Fuck no.

No, no, no, no, no. I would rather be
number 23 today than go back to that

shithole.

There's probably a couple of things that
I missed.

Sure. Like what?

My friends that I haven't talked to for
a while.

I'm still waiting on my health care.

Lately, it just feels like something's
been... missing.

Yeah.

I

got

a package for you.

Oh, hey, dickhead.

What is it?

That's you.

A race?

You serious?

Who?

New guy coming in.

Listen, hide this away in the motor
pool, all right?

Might have to use it later.

Maybe we should burn him.

I like where your head's at.

My dickhead. Watch it.

I swear to God, you better let us go
right fucking now or else I'm... You're

gonna what? Huh? You're gonna what?

I'm gonna bite your dicks off. That's
what I'm gonna fucking do.

She has sharp teeth.

I sharpen them.

Did she bite your dick off the car?

Oh, yeah. He loves it.

Maybe this is why you don't have a
husband.

Whoa, whoa. Yeah.

Yeah, I said it. My black husband...
You're a pathological liar, okay?

Here's the thing. That's racist.

It is racist. What is up with this guy?
How is that racist? Are you a racist

cop? Well, I mean, it's racist against
liars, pathological liars, you know? I

mean... Sarah, please.

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking
about. Two bucks said it best.

It is not justice. It is just us.

That's right.

All right.

Since my report determines how much you
guys get waterboarded at Gitmo, just

give me a name or address and make sure
it's easy, all right?

We don't know what you're talking about.

Is that so?

Yes.

Mia Khalifa.

What did you say?

Sound familiar?

Yeah, how about I get Mia Khalifa to
come visit you?

Mia? Bacar.

Yeah, I know her brother.

With Khalifa.

Yeah, two options, Bacar. You could
either, I don't know, take control of

destiny or...

Have her continue to take control of
your balls.

What did they do to me? What?

Fucking... Car.

Truth will set you free.

When you put it that way, I guess I did
get molested.

I see.

If you need anything.

Thanks, man.

What's so funny? Hey, hon.

Well, you know, we were talking Army
talk.

You know, he knows a lot of the same
dudes that I served with, like really

friends, colleagues of mine.

You check his asshole?

No, that's the funny thing is the
censors were going, hey, why are you

in? You check everyone's asshole.

That's your job.

I got you this job.

Don't think I won't get your ass fired
if you make me look bad.

He's next.

Yeah.

Let's go.

2 -1, this is Maine.

Thanks, Picard.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck you. Sarah, can you watch him?

Send it for 2 -1.

Why are you in black berets?

That memo wasn't from you?

Have you been going through my trash?

Yes, Sergeant.

You stay out of my office, Lawrence.
We're going to have a talk about

boundaries when you get back.

Yes, Sergeant.

And you're in PCs until I say so.

Sergeant Dean, you can't... I'll talk to
you later, Lawrence.

You're on your own for dinner tonight.

Going to bed early.

I thought you said we were getting Chick
-fil -A.

Then get Chick -fil -A.

I ain't your mama.

And take the trash out, gay boy.

Baby, you know I don't like it when you
call me that, right?

Take the trash out and clean the
motherfucker house on your day off.

I'm sick and tired of your messy think
yes.

I'm going to do it tomorrow.

Want to do a little sexy time, hon?

Suck your own dick.

So what's it say?

Oh, name's bullshit, but the address
seems legit.

Can I just say that today was like the
coolest day ever?

I mean, we were like real superheroes,
chasing the bad guys, jumping over

and then bam, you hit her with your
cruiser. So cool.

Yeah, dude, it happened so fast.
Adrenaline kicked in, I was running

and then they get blacked out.

How'd you know they were a part of the
drug ring?

Instinct. You'll get there.

So, like, now what do we do? We just
give it over to CID?

No, no, no. This is ours, all right?
We're going to see this whole thing

through.

We're going to bust the operation?

Oh, yeah. While I'm patrolled tomorrow,
we're going to make a little pit stop.

Cool. Where?

The address.

Roger. Sorry.

Oh, you're good.

This is so exciting.

Oh, yeah.

Boss, can we please have a break?

Yeah, take a seat.

Really? Yeah, go for it.

Okay. What the fuck do you think you're
doing?

What'd you say?

Nothing.

You know, we'd probably take a break if
she didn't abandon us.

Your brother would probably still be
here, too.

Time boy.