All language subtitles for Ο μπαμπάς δεν ξέρει (1985) - ζητήθηκε

About to be drawn into the inescapable
grasp of soap and sitcom with no

in sight.

Where platonic relationships burrow
their way into lust -filled erotica.

And Daddy doesn't know.

I'm really a very lucky man.

I've got a beautiful wife who can do
anything for me.

Two great kids who would make any
parents proud.

I think of the problems that other
parents have, their children.

I'm just thankful we don't have those
problems.

Raising kids isn't that difficult.

Look at us. I think we've done a great
job.

Sweetheart, I know we've done a great
job, but could you stop thinking about

kids for a moment?

I may have something you might be more
interested in.

Oh, you have the most beautiful ass.

Don't talk about it, sweetheart. Do
something.

Oh, God, that's gorgeous.

I'm waiting.

I'm hurrying.

It's more enjoyable than thinking about
the kid.

Pull that out of there.

Come on, pull it out.

This one, the whole thing.

Everything.

This is like breakfast in the morning.

Okay, sweetheart.

We love it.

Yeah, I want to put it on top.

I'm thinking about it this morning.

is his breakfast.

Want something a little better? A little
bigger?

Ah!

Oh my God.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, I love that.

I'll be damned.

Boy, George and Michael Jackson are
going out.

Oh, darn.

Well, I'm late. I'm about to miss an
appointment if I don't get my butt over

there.

Bye, Dad.

You kids have a good day, okay?

Bye -bye, sweetheart.

Bye -bye, baby.

I'll be thinking about you. See you at
dinner.

All right. See you, Dad.

Okay, son.

Do you mind?

I've told you time and time again, come
to the table with your shirt on.

Mom. Don't mother... Rather than me,
just put your shirt on.

Shirt on, shirt off. Makes a difference.

Makes a difference to me.

By the way, it's summer vacation now,
and I think you should be getting a job.

I'm going to be working for Mrs. Miller
for the next few days. I'm going to be

cleaning up her yard, and she's going to
be paying me five bucks an hour, too.

Five bucks an hour? Yeah. Such the
executives.

Stop talking with your mouth full.

It better be only the yard you're
cleaning, young man.

Oh, Mom. Miss Miller looks like she
could use a little cleaning up herself.

Don't worry too much. You know that?

I suppose I do.

Do you mind?

Now stop it.

Sherry, sweetheart, you don't mind doing
the dishes tonight, do you?

I've got a late meeting with Miss
Liberal from the ACLU. You know, raising

for our funds and everything. And I'm
going to be home a little late.

No, it's okay, Mom.

Oh, great.

Thanks. What are your plans for today?

Well, Denise got a new baby soon, so
I'll probably go to the beach so she can

show it off.

You be careful, young lady. I will.

And you'll be home early enough to make
dinner?

Yeah, yes, sir.

Ma 'am.

Ma 'am.

Would you stop eating? It's like the
Russians are coming. We have plenty of

for everybody.

I thought I raised people, not pigs.

Disgusting. Listen, excuse me, you two.
I've got to go, okay? Miss Miller's

waiting for me.

Remember what I told you. Don't forget.

Don't worry, Mother. I will.

I will.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, God.

I'm going to be late.

Have a good day, okay?

Okay. Bye -bye, Mom.

I wish you luck.

On raising the money that you need.

Thanks, sweetheart.

You have a good day. Okay.

Bye -bye.

Hi, Miss Miller.

You look like you're ready to go to
work.

Yeah, I feel pretty good, too.

That's good to hear.

Why don't you come on in with me and
join me in a cup of coffee?

Oh, no, no. I don't need any coffee,
Miss Miller, but maybe a cup of juice?

I'm trying to find something you'll
like.

Come on.

Hi, Denise.

How are you?

Oh, guess what?

Brandy got a new baby suit, too.

So we can all go to the beach.

Oh, you can't? Oh, we planned it.

Oh.

Okay, that's all right.

Okay.

I'll just have Brandy over today.

All right, see you later. Bye -bye.

Just give me a minute, Dale. I'm sure I
can find something for you.

Um, Miss Miller, don't worry about it.
I'm not really thirsty anyway.

Listen, Dale, I told you, it's no
problem at all.

I remember where I put the juice now.

It's up there. Could you get that
stepladder? It's around the corner

it, please.

Okay.

So do you like what you see?

Don't be so afraid.

I'm not going to bite you.

Um, but about the weeds, Miss Marlowe.
The weeds can be.

You can have a job here for as long as
you want until every last weed is gone.

Well, you are the boss.

I'm glad to hear you say that.

Now kiss my hand.

Where is she?

She doesn't get here pretty soon.

I go crazy.

Might as well put on some music.

Thank you.

back there.

Brooke, don't be so tight, sweetheart.

There's not a few hours to run and I do
have a husband and two kids to take care

of.

I can't get down from it.

I know.

You know.

Thank you.

I want you to open that cupboard by your
head.

But I really didn't want you to fuck me
in the pussy with it.

I wanted you to fuck me in the ass.

And it's a little bit upset too. I want
you to get that out.

And grease my ass with it.

Thank you.

Come here.

You look good today.

Of course. You should come here.

Oh,

look, you got it all wet.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, keep going.

Help me.

You have such a new, sweet, young tongue
now.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh,

that felt so good.

You sure know how to make me feel good.

Well, I'm glad you didn't tell me to get
here any earlier.

I know, me too.

Well, anyway, it's time to get ready for
the big seduction scene.

Yeah, I do want to see that new bathing
suit of yours. Oh, yeah, by the way, I

got a new bathing suit myself.

Let's go take a shower.

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Fuck her, little boy.

Fuck me.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, damn.

I feel good.

worried too fucking much, I tell ya.

It's just that she's so great looking. I
mean, you don't understand. I've never

had a chance at something this fucking
sweet.

I can almost smell her pussy from here.

Yo, with a schnoz like that, I can see
why.

Listen, now, just shut up, okay?

Keep it cool, and let's get in there,
and everything will be just fine. Okay?

my new bikini.

Sure, how could you? You got the same
cut as I did.

Oh, let's see.

Oh, you worry too much, Brandy.

They look great on both of us. Besides,
we just tell the guys that we wanted to

be twins.

They'll love it, guaranteed.

Besides, mine's a different color.

Now stop worrying.

Okay, it does look really good on you.

It doesn't look bad on you either.

Fuck you. What do you mean give me a
second? Look, if you're not ready by

you're not going to be ready. You better
just leave because I don't want you to

blow up for me.

Get it? Blow it?

I don't know.

Go ahead.

I'm all right. I'm all right.

You know what we should do?

Surprise the girls.

Come on.

It's okay.

Sometimes, yeah.

Not so well.

How you doing?

Pretty good.

Good. Oh, Brandy, this is Steve, the one
I was telling you about in the jacuzzi.

Hi. Hi, Brandy. Hi.

So would you guys like a beer?

Yeah, sure, I'll have a drink.

Sounds good. Well, no problem, but I'd
like to see some ID. Yeah, I think

a couple of drinks ahead of us here.

All right.

So how would you guys like to see a
fashion show?

You're kidding.

No. You too?

Sure, why not?

What do you say, Steve?

Fine by me.

Okay, you guys just sit right there.

Frank, come on.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think it's about time that you've met.

To my surprise.

Hey.

You never seem to amaze me, woman.

Paul. Hello.

I'd like to meet my good friend, Helen.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

Hi.

What is this down here? It's Paul.

This is Paul.

Oh, Paul.

Paul.

It's Paul.

Oh, so nice to meet you.

I thought you were being too lovely.

Tastes as good as you tell.

I think you'll find it medium bouquet.
You like going around in texture.

Paul,

this is the woman I was telling you
about. She's going to die and we have to

save her.

From this world of sexual boredom, this
woman needs to be eaten. I can't. I

can't.

Amen.

Oh, my God.

Hey, look it, guys. You go ahead
without.

You really don't understand, do you?

The fact that I still enjoy making love
to my wife.

That has nothing to do with it.

Hey, I trust her and she trusts me.

You guys go ahead.

I'll talk to you later.

Fuck me.

If you didn't do it, explain.

How do you like your job, Dale?

I like it.

I like it a lot.

Good.

We're not going to run out of weeds to
pull over?

Absolutely beautiful.

Let's see a little bit. Maybe just a
little.

Yeah.

Like the fashion show?

Oh, that's a joke. Yeah, I wrote to his
ass with it.

Oh, I'm getting horny just watching.

Well, it's a great fashion show, but you
gotta have a little more show show.

You're great.

Why don't we play a little pool, fellas?

Let's see.

It should make a little fashion show.

Yeah, I don't know.

What I mean is it's great.

It's great.

I'm not.

I'm not going to bite you.

Hey, babe. How about a little kiss?

Well, not yet. Let's put the pool first.

Oh, okay.

Okay. I'll get the cues.

Thanks.

Here's your cue, Sherri.

Good shot.

Let me take a shot.

Hey, Brandy.

How do you think I ought to make this
shot?

What? I don't know if I could get a
better shot.

Hey!

Okay, girls.

Enough is enough.

Jesus, this is the record of that.

Steve, come over here and give me a
hand.

How would you girls like to get onto the
pool cue?

I don't know.

I've never done it before.

Well, I'll tell you what.

Why don't you just put your little ass
up on the table?

Let's see if I can stick it up.

Well, it's only the first time for
everything.

Spread them wide because I'm not that
good of a shot, you know.

Great shot, Shane. Now let's see what
you can do with the pool cue.

So, enough of that. Let's see what I can
get my little pool cue now to do.

Obviously, but I see.

You can cook it so hard.

That's because you know how to suck it.

How are

you

doing, Brownie?

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh! Oh!

I don't think that something's out
there.

Yes.

Well, I hate to break this little pool
party yet, but I've got to start making

dinner. Oh, I'm starving.

For the family.

You know how that goes.

Yeah. Hi,

Dale. What you doing?

Sherry, don't you ever knock.

And why should I? I've already seen
plenty of you.

Oh.

Did you have a hard day?

Pretty much so.

Actually, I think she has enough weeds
where I'll be there all summer.

I bet you will.

Sure is nice to be able to fuck one's
brother.

Isn't it?

I don't think you'll need this anymore.

No.

Now that

I

know you used to have a big brother.

Oh, my God.

You like that?

You like that?

Oh, yeah.

God, it's so hard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

You take that hard cog and put more in
it.

Tell me how bad you want it. Oh, yes. I
want it so bad.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, God.

Right. Oh, oh. Oh, you're teasing me.

I don't want it. Please, Billy.

Please, no, please give it to me.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh, forget it again.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's a good thing Mom didn't come home.

Oh, goodness.

I'm just going to be home soon.

Well, Helen, did you have a good day
today? Any luck raising money?

Well, sweetheart, you know how it is.
People just don't see the good work that

the ACLU does.

I'm sure when they realize what good
work we do, they'll give more money more

freely. Well, you're so persistent.

I'm sure you'd do a good job anywhere.

Aw, thank you, sweetheart.

Dale,

how's work at Mrs. Miller's going?

If you pick all the weeds in her yard,
you'd probably be there all summer long.

I certainly hope so.

Besides, it's quite convenient.

And she's a very nice lady. Well, I'm
sure she is. I'd like to get to know her

better if I got the time. I hope you
don't.

Did you say something?

Oh, no, no. I just said I certainly hope
you do get to know her. She's really a

nice lady. You'll probably like her.
It's very important to know all the

in the neighborhood. I hope all of you
understand that.

Sherry. Yeah. What did you do today?

Well, same old thing.

Um, Brandy came over and we played a
little pool and we sat in the jacuzzi

while. You sound bored. If you're so
bored, maybe you should get a job.

Well, a little bit.

I mean, summer school's going to start
in two weeks.

Same old excuse every year.

Well, that's a good one.

Well, anyway, I'd like to propose a
toast to the best family a man could

Thank you.

A toast to the best family your father
ever had.

Young man, up here.

Sorry, Dad.

To you, sweetheart. To us. All of us.
Especially for me.

You really did cook this shit, didn't
you?

Do you mind?

Uh -huh. Stop it.

I'll show you.

Come here, fucker.

We're at the dinner table.

Stop it. If all of you don't stop...

That's it. No more gift certificates for
the pleasure chest.

The weekends at the bass are off.

No. And you cannot work anymore on
Saturdays on Saturdays.

And so passes another day.