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"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 9"

Hadeya?

Hey, Hadeya?

Where did she go?

Fazzaa?

Hey, Fazzaa?

- Do you want somebody, Kabeer? - What the hell is wrong with you?

What, Ashraf? Is nobody in the house or what?

Everybody went to the match in the morning

- And your lady, Hadeya, went with them? - Mrs. Hadeya, Fazzaa...

Mr. Thomas and Mr. Johnny... everybody!

And why didn't you go to the match, my love?

I have some work I'll do it then I'll go

Go where, donkey? You'll stay here...

and I'll go drag them one by one over here

a match he said!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Hello, everybody...

sports commentator, Khaled El Ghandour welcomes you from Al Mazareeta Stadium

here to cover in details the American football match

for the first time between Al Mazareeta Team...

and the American Sharks Team

it's a highly competitive match today even though it's a friendly game...

but it's a critical match, because it's between Al Mazareeta and an American team

I'm honored today to have in the commentary box...

of course someone who loves Al Mazareeta Team

and the number one fan of Al Mazareeta Team, it's captain Dahshan

isn't it a critical game or what do you think today, captain Dahshan?

Anyways captain Dahshan's look is enough...

to tell you that the players are focused today

and that it will be an intense match for Al Mazareeta Team

as you can see the audience has filled the stadium today

"and is cheering very beautifully"

"and people are wearing almost similar t-shirts and cloaks"

"and on the other side you see the ladies"

the ladies are here since the African Championship in 2006

the ladies are looking beautiful today while they are cheering beautifully

"they are all covered in black"

I don't know if they're supporting the referees or what exactly!

What do you think, captain Dahshan?

Alright, it's a pleasure to have you, captain Dahshan, it really is

Mazareeta! Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

As we can see, the American Sharks Team with the beautiful blue attire...

has entered the field lead by captain Jack

no, this is unacceptable captain Jack! What is this?

captain Jack did a really bad taunt no, he's provoking our fans

"the beautiful fans of Al Mazareeta Team these things don't bother us by the way"

"Al Mazareeta"

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

"Oh my God! Al Mazareeta Team is entering, everybody..."

"led by Al Mazareeta's mayor, Johnny"

"the mayor is on the field my God! Look at the dance!"

"Yes, this is the spirit of sport, everybody and here's captain Tawfiq!"

"I met captain Tawfiq right before the match and he told me a really nice story"

he told me that he wanted to be a professional American football player

and that he has been a professional for 15... days

and his dream is to be a professional in the Saudi League

I don't know if there is a Saudi League for American football

"anyways, both teams are heading into their corners"

"and everybody is taking the last instructions before the match"

the best, guys, the best!

What are you doing? What is this? Which muscle are you warming up?

- I'm warning up the muscle - Don't be smart, stand still!

Look, guys we're good, we're amazing

we're lions! And we'll destroy them, okay?

Baazaq and Salem...

you won't let anybody come near or touch whoever has the ball from our team

okay? Manaa...

be quick with your throws and you, Thomas...

- stay on the right line beside me - Yes, sir

You two... what is this? Who are you?

Yes! You're the ones who I didn't remember last time too

you stay on the bench as backup

Mr. Tawfiq I want you to support us with your heart...

- your tea, thermos, cigarettes... - What about me?

What am I to you, Mr. Johnny?

I don't know anything I won't ask these people why I'm here exactly

You're a fake player you're over, you're nothing

your performance is way worse than Steven Seagal when he started his career

- I don't... - Shut up!

You'll stay as a backup until I tell you what to do, I'm the coach!

Look, everybody, believe in yourselves

- are you ready? - Ready, loser!

No, no I don't want to hear this word again

whoever says it will be on the side and won't be allowed back again

I'll alert you to something really important, they'll try to provoke you

because they know that they're not playing a home game

so they'll try to kill the match all North Asian countries are like this

so they can reach the ''Bolympics''

I don't want you to let them reach ''Bolympics''!

What are you talking about? Sit down! Are you just saying anything?

Trust me, their goals are strong

nothing like you've seen from El Hadary or Aboutrika

This man is crazy and stupid forget what he's saying

there aren't even goals in this game come on, everybody, come on

wear your helmets, come on, lions!

Guys, just because that team is bad doesn't mean we won't be taking it seriously

we have to get a massive score

I don't want Johnny to talk about American football ever again

I want the last thing he remembers from American football...

to be the ball he eats after the match

- Okay? Let's go, come on - Okay

Guys, bring it in, bring it in let's go, everybody in here

let's go, let's kick some butt, alright?

On three one, two, three, USA!

What, loser? Are you ready to lose?

"Loser, loser, loser!" You're like a broken record!

also, man, the game hasn't started yet we'll see who will be laughing in the end

It's me, of course!

"I see that the American team has won the coin toss to start the game"

and I see captain Jack getting ready...

to kick this American football match off...

"between the American Sharks Team and Al Mazareeta Team"

"The ball reaches Johnny Johnny goes wide with it to Manaa"

"Manaa looks at Hagras and throws it very far"

"Hagras takes it"

"Hagras moves and it gets taken away from him"

"and the American player gives it to the other American player"

"and the other American pushes and goes through without care"

"and goes towards Al Mazareeta Team's goal"

"and they scored a goal so easily no, this is unacceptable everybody"

"our defence has to focus more this is unacceptable"

"the audience is very sad the American team celebrates..."

"a beautiful bowling celebration and now the score is..."

6-0 to the American Sharks Team

I forgot to tell you that scoring in American football counts for six points

"and if he scores this kick it gives them a point"

"they play it, and they scored unfortunately and the score is now..."

"7-0 to the American Sharks Team"

What loser? How far can you count?

Go away, go away!

More laughter, more laughter!

"And now you see the start of an attack from Al Mazareeta Team against the Americans"

"it's starting right now it goes to Al Mazareeta"

"My God! No! What is this hitting? This is not a game!"

"No sportsmanship from the American Team at all, no!"

"And Salem is being held back and he can't move because he's fat"

"and they're getting hit"

"he grabs the ball and grabs the opportunity and a strong attack..."

"it's a goal everybody again, unfortunately for us"

another goal against Al Mazareeta Team, unfortunately

I can see a manager from Al Mazareeta Team disagreeing

- The Goal is offside! - Do you want to embarrass us or what?

- "There's no offside in American football" - I swear to God it's offside!

- What offside, idiot! - My goodness! My goodness!

- You're embarrassing us! - It was offside...

- you're high referee! You're high! - "Johnny is calming him down"

and he's getting him out and they'll continue the match

"and they're taking the kick he's definitely scoring"

"I really don't know who's kicking it's just an American player"

"and he scores unfortunately"

"and the referee blows his whistle ending the first quarter of this match..."

between Al Mazareetian team and the American team

with a big difference in score, it's 14-0

"I hope things change in the second quarter"

"because if things stay the way they are now..."

"the American team can have a historical score against us"

What now, Johnny? We are going to lose!

We haven't even reached the other side once yet

It's like we didn't even show up to the match, man!

And why are you saying we're going to lose? It's 14-0 and you're still saying that?

A glass of water we're about to lose this man!

No need for the water quick, say your prayers

Alright, alright, just a second alright, where's the lighter?

What are you doing? What the hell are you doing, Hamdi?

- What? - Leave him, he'll die on his own

- Attr? Attr! - At your service, Mr. Johnny

- Come on, get ready - How can I get ready?

Do your make up, put on some make up and wear a nice cloak...

and do your eyes are we going to joke around?

warm the hell up you're going to play with us

How will I play?

I didn't tell you anything, right?

- Sorry, I forgot you where a thief! - What? Mr. Johnny?

Look, the game in short...

Thomas you come and tell him, you tell him

Okay, look, Attr it's simple, we want you to be like a train

What? Why are you not cheering?

Cheer for what? Don't you say all of these goals against us?

Alright, Hadeya alright, stay quiet

- Why didn't El Kabeer come? - Well, Mrs. Hadeya is over there

he's probably preparing the food at home

After the match Tabazeh, after the match...

go to Ashraf and he'll do what he has to do, look forward!

Ladies and gentlemen we're back covering the second quarter...

for the match between the American Sharks Team and Al Mazareeta team

"the American team is still in the same formation they started the match with"

"as for the Mazareetian team they substituted in a strong player"

his name is a bit weird, it's Attr

of course, his not an actual "train" but his name has that meaning

and I think he's a really fast player and that's why he's called that

"Johnny starts the attack with a kick"

"and goes to one of the American players"

"he orders them to move but Attr who has just come in takes it"

"and Attr goes through he moves left and right, he's too quick"

"and he rotates and faints and goes through, my goodness, Attr!"

"What is this beauty, man!"

"My goodness! Attr! Attr scores the first goal!"

"Attr is the master! Attr is the man! Attr scores!"

"What is this beauty? You're not like any ordinary train you're like an express train!"

Mazareeta! Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

"And captain Tawfiq is in the field and it's a big celebration..."

"for the amazing goal scored by Attr"

"yes, and we answer with our celebration, you got the bowling..."

"and we got the fishing rod we caught you, man!"

"You got caught when we scored this goal"

- Move, Johnny, move a little - What do you want?

- I'll kick - Who told you that?

- I said it - Are you dreaming? I'm the coach!

Okay, but watch my kick, just watch

- Go ahead, show me - Should I kick it?

You move away, man, you...

"as you can see Thomas is getting ready to kick"

"good luck to you, Thomas we want see a good match and close the gap"

"and Thomas..."

It's okay, guys it happened, the match is long

- And you were backing up too! - Come on, it's okay

- come on guys, let's go - It's alright, it's alright

pull it together, guys, you seem like you want to do something this quarter

the score now is 14-6

- Baazaq! - Yes?

- I heard that that guy... - Where?

- The one holding the ball - Yes

I heard that he was saying bad things about you behind your back

- Me? What did he say? - He said...

I also heard that he said bad things about your mother

My mother? What did he say?

He said...

totally!

Honestly, I asked by coincidence about the thing that would drive him mad the most...

and I was told that it's if someone took the ball from him

Is that so?

- Take a cover! - What?

Take a cover

The American team will start their attack he gives the ball from behind to the right

he plays it to the front and Baazaq is going...

Baazaq is determined not to let go of the ball and they won't let go of Baazaq

What is this, Baazaq? Why are they jumping over each other?

No, no! Everyone is falling down and the referee...

won't see who has the ball, the attack will be for the team which has the ball

we hope it's with the Mazareeta team and it is!

Good job, Baazaq!

You did well going red

and they are very happy look how they celebrate and dance

and as you can see Johnny is talking...

he is talking to each man in his team giving them instructions for some plan

they are trying to tie the score now and we hope the best for you, Mazareetians

we'll start the attack now

Thomas gives it to Manaa who gives it to our ace, Attr who scored the first goal

he runs passing first, second players he stops and throws it to Johnny

Johnny tries to pass the players

a player stands in his way but he rolls over the floor professionally and continues to run solo

what a play, Johnny! You did it! Make us happy with you, Johnny!

This goal was really great and we're getting close in the score

yes, we are!

Look how happy they are the crowds are also happy

the women are doing their part in cheerleading and they are celebrating...

we'll see how they will celebrate this goal

what will they do? They gathered around he put the ball like a bomb and they exploded!

- Wait, Johnny! I'll shoot the ball - Again?

And you dare to ask for it after the duck shoot you did earlier!

We are in the side line, Johnny! I'll make up for my mistake and...

No!

- I'll shoot this ball - Go away, crazy man!

I'm saying that I'm the one who will shoot this ball!

Alright, Baazaq! Sure, you will! We were actually about to ask you to do it, right?

- Of course! - Come on, Baazaq!

- Cheer for me - I can see Baazaq going to see...

Baazaq is the one making the ground kick

- we wish you good luck, Baazaq - Yes!

- Yes, I did it! - What's up with us and ground kicks, Baazaq...

threw it out

anyway, the score is close it has become 14-12

with this, we reach the end of the second quarter

of the American football match

Al Mazareeta 12, the American team 14

we'll take a short break and then, we'll come back

to report for you the course of the third quarter

we still have the third and fourth quarters we wish the best for Al Mazareeta

What happened to you? How did they steal these two goals?

Honestly, the fast guy they just brought in we have to take him out

Okay, I have a plan

The third quarter begins!

Reeta, reeta, reeta do your best, Mazareeta!

We wish them good luck today and...

the American team attacks, the ball goes to the back and one more time, then he plays it long

No, this is a strong encounter no, is he trying to kill him or what?

- What is that? - That's unacceptable!

It is Attr and he is severely injured

- What is this stupidity? - Tell him, you know him!

- Tell him - We need an ambulance!

I can see Johnny calling on the ambulance car

and Thomas is coming what is that?

What is that? Is it an ambulance donkey?

That's okay! We need any transportation method to drive Attr...

A train is going to be driven by a donkey

My leg! My leg!

- My leg! - Be careful! His leg hurts

I'll drive, come on!

The ambulance donkey will take Attr...

they took him and he won't be able to continue playing in this match

the Mazareetian team attacks they send the ball to Hagras

Hagras is looking around and trying, what? He's hitting him, and they're going to Hagras

He's hitting him and lifting him what kind of team captain is that?

- What is he doing? - What's going on?

What's that about?

Go to hell!

And they shoot, and they score

the score is now 21-12

but there's still hope

and the referee blows the whistle making this the end of the third quarter

we still have one quarter to reach the end of the match

we didn't lose hope there's still a fourth quarter

we hope the coach would make positive changes

we hope they recompense...

the goals we missed in the fourth quarter

You did great, guys!

This score is acceptable

21-12 is so good, we changed it drastically you made such a nice effort

I don't want your morale to be affected

it's not the end of the world if Attr has broken his leg

you're all way better than Attr, he's a thief and crime can do no good

Okay, Attr was injured...

- who can replace him? - I can!

I will, Mr. Johnny!

How can you play when you can't even stand on your foot?

No, my foot is fine

this man tied it up strong for me and now I can stand on it

It's not just about standing on your foot

it's about running and we're playing with bulls

and if something was to happen to you you won't be able to stand up again

and I will feel guilty and will lose sleep at least for two or three days

Leave this to God, Mr. Johnny!

I have goosebumps this is unbelievable, people!

How sweet are the things he just said! Do you see this spirit?

This is the spirit, we should all be like Fazzaa we are all Fazzaa

This is the least I can do in such critical situation, Mr. Johnny!

- Each one of us should... - Are you going to keep talking?

Are you going to talk become a coach and give instructions?

- Wear the stuff - Yes, sir!

- What's that? - You're one to talk? He got it from you

they all do, every time I turn around...

you start instructing them and now they're all coaches

Johnny, watch your mouth, I haven't told them what "loser" means yet

The fourth and final quarter of the match

as we can see, the Mazareetian team is getting into the field and...

there's a new player who is Fazzaa

they told me before the match that Fazzaa was injured...

severely in his foot, but he's powering through we wish the best to Fazzaa...

and the Mazareetian team in the fourth quarter through which we'll see...

the final score of the match

we start and Manaa is getting ready he gives it to Johnny...

Johnny runs trying to pass through

he tries to pass and looks at Fazzaa

Fazzaa will play it

Fazzaa is so strong and he's freaking out anyone coming in his way

he doesn't know what to do score with it! That's it!

That's it! The score is getting close again

it is the fourth quarter and we still have hope

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Let's see what will they do this time this time, Fazzaa made them line up

and now he's shooting all of them!

Mazareeta! Mazareeta!

Mazareeta!

Now, the score is 21...

18 and I can see that Johnny is making the ground kick, may God help us

we failed to make any ground kick but Johnny is our ace

- Where are you going? - I think I should shoot

Go away, are you an idiot?

- It's my turn - It's not yours, nor his...

nor that crazy man nor anyone else!

- I didn't shoot at all - I'm the one shooting, are we joking here?

- What? - I'm the coach, who's the coach?

- I didn't hear you, who's the coach? - It's you

Go over there

"I want to shoot!" As if we'd let anyone do it as if we're joking around!

That's because you made me nervous it's your fault

It's alright, the score is close

I hope we can still make it up...

during the short amount of time left of the match

This match is over

we won and we don't need any more goals

but we want to teach Johnny & his team a lesson that they'll never forget

- Okay? USA on three! - Okay!

1, 2, 3, USA! Let's go!

Men...

we won't fool each other anymore

we will lose anyway

I don't care about winning or losing

you played like real men until the last minute of this match

if it's about the ball, I'll eat it

I've been already fasting since yesterday

there's one minute left

let's play it the way we did at the first minute

we have to lose with dignity

Is there an open spot in your team, brother?

El Kabeer! El Kabeer!

El Kabeer! El Kabeer!

El Kabeer! El Kabeer!

El Kabeer! El Kabeer!

El Kabeer! El Kabeer!

El Kabeer! El Kabeer!

El Kabeer! El Kabeer!

El Kabeer!

"The men did it..."

"and made our country, Egypt, proud"

"they stood like men"

"congratulations to Egypt and its people"

"The men did it..."

"and made our country, Egypt, proud"

"they stood like men"

"congratulations to Egypt and its people"

"We stand against all the challenges"

"we stand tall after hard times"

"this is the secret behind praying"

"and the victory desire"

"The are real men"

"and that's just how they are"

"and I fell for them"

"and I wish they'd love me back"

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations to you and to us"

"Congratulations"

"Congratulations to our own people"

"Applaud!"

"Come on, applaud!"

"I wish from God to make our happy times grow more"

"I wish from God to make our happy times grow more"

"and give us what we deserve"

Subtitled by: eArabization