Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 8"

Hi, dude!

How are you, loser?

- How are you? - What a weird place you live in?

I now believe that you're a mayor this is your limit

becoming a mayor of a place like this!

How funny! I forgot how funny you were

You still didn't see anything, Johnny

What, Tommy? How are you doing? I miss you

you're still the same clinging to Johnny

Mind your own business!

Are those the people who are going to carry our bags?

No, they are my team

Your team? No way!

This is the team!

Don't be misled

this team is so good

those are the best team in Africa they're even called The Monsters!

You mean to say The Bellies!

What's that? So funny!

Okay where is the land where we will play?

You're on it now this is the football court

Is this the court?

It's neither good nor legal

Here he goes he'll say it is illegal now...

it has holes, my ankle would sprain, I'll get malaria

and the weather isn't good these are all excuses

Don't worry, loser I'm not going to lose

Okay, what time is the match?

- The day after tomorrow at 3:00 p.m - Alright

we will come here to train at 7:00 a.m, okay?

- Okay - Okay

Listen, I'll come at 1:00 p.m

and you'll leave right away I don't want you asking for another round...

and two more sets of exercises, okay?

- Forget all this - Funny, so funny!

Sure, you are a loser!

He is unbelievably silly!

What's wrong, guys? What?

Are you going to break down or something? Hold your head up high!

Don't be misled by their appearances, it's all nothing

we will win but you'll have to listen to me

- Mr. Johnny, I have a question - What?

What does the word "loser" mean?

Look, "loser"...

means in Yugoslavian because it is a Yugoslavian word...

means coach or king

or prince because he was my student

and because he loves me he calls me "loser"

- What were we talking about? - We were saying that we'll win, loser!

No! Thomas!

Don't take advantage, don't!

Don't say this word

it'll be obvious that you don't know English

because it's not English it's Yugoslavian, do you understand?

- Say coach, it's even easier - No, loser is easier and sounds better

- No... - Loser, loser!

- You, loser! - You, loser!

- I'm going to the bathroom - You, loser!

- You, loser! - You, loser!

- What have you done? - We're ten now

Good, we need two more and we'll become a perfect team

If only two are left, it's quite easy

I'll get Qamar and her mother, Mrs. Sabah

Whatever, the most important thing is that I don't want any fat people...

- nor any old people - What old people?

Mrs. Sabah is a healthy woman

if you only see how she runs when she does her housework...

you'll think she's 18

Alright, fine, bring them tomorrow morning so I can see them

we don't have much time left, Hadeya the match is so close...

and the people we're playing against arrived this morning

- Do you mean the American team? - Yes

- How do they look like, Ashly? - Heroes, Hadeya, heroes!

- What do you mean? - They're almost like bulls

I don't even know how we're going to defeat them, Hadeya

- I hope everything will be okay! - Yes, Mestawfi...

I hope you live a long and happy life, brother

No, I don't need anything from Libya just come back safe

Go now, tomorrow morning when El Kabeer goes out...

- I'll gather the team at the house here - Okay, bye

No, look, I mean if you really want to bring me something...

bring me a pair of pretty brown leather shoes

yes, I want it to be nice and to have a buckle

or, bring me two pairs of shoes one that has a buckle and one that doesn't

alright, goodbye

Welcome back, Kabeer welcome back

Thank you, what were you talking about with that blonde girl?

I was just asking her how to make pizza

Pizza?

- Isn't there anyone at the house? - They are all sleeping, Kabeer

as they have training tomorrow morning

because the match is close, and the American team arrived this morning

and they said they're heroes, Kabeer, they're heroes!

How scary! How did you know, woman?

Ashly just told me

So, there was no pizza recipe or anything!

- She told me by accident, Kabeer - When is the match?

The day after tomorrow in the morning

are you planning to go, Kabeer?

Do I have time for this nonsense and stupidity?

I'm going up to have some rest and watch Pokemon

Thanks God!

Alright, people did you memorize all the songs?

once Ashly comes out you'll sing them to her

here she comes

- Good morning, Hadeya - Good morning, Ashly

- Is everything okay? - Yes, let me introduce you to the team

This is Mrs. Sabah

and this is her daughter Qamar

and that one right there is Safaa Qamar's sister-in-law...

- whose mother is Mrs. Sabah's cousin - Okay, okay

look, Hadeya, I'll get to know the team more at the rehearsals, okay?

Okay

- You know why you are here, right? - Of course they do

I told them everything

and we prepared something for you we want you to hear it

What? Really? Go on

Alright, everyone stand up like we did at the rehearsal

yes, one, two, three!

"You at the swamp come join us for food"

"You at the swamp come join us for food"

- "My waist hurts" - "Over here"

- "My waist hurts" - "Over here"

"My waist hurts because of yesterday's match"

- Thank you, thank you, thanks - Stop, stop!

- What is this, Hadeya? - What? Don't you like it?

No, it's not that I don't like it, but it's too local

Local?

I prepared something else for you it's one of Al Mazareeta's classics, watch

- Go ahead - The second song

- one, two, three - "Oh, Ahmad, oh, Omar"

"don't look at the moon"

"I would play a hundred men like you with an egg and a stone"

- "Oh, Ahmad, oh, Ahmad" - "Ahmad, Ahmad"

- Thank you, thank you - Stop!

Hadeya, you haven't got to the point that I want until now

Be patient, Mrs. Sabah has a lot more songs

- she sang in half of the girls' weddings here - Hadeya, forget about Mrs. Sabah now...

- and focus with me, okay? - Okay

Hadeya, we need to look good in the match because TV will be here, okay?

Okay, so, didn't you like the song ''Oh, Ahmad, oh, Omar''?

No, I didn't like it I didn't like it, Hadeya

Nice catch alright, boys

let's go bring it in, bring it in, bring it in!

Good job bring it in, bring it in!

Let's go let's go, grab all the balls

What, loser? You saw the training

you're scared for sure are you still willing to continue?

Look, if you want to retreat now...

I promise to make you eat only half of the ball

- and I'll do it in private - Thanks, man

I don't retreat I either lose and eat it all...

or win and make you eat it!

Very ambitious!

- Are you ready, men? - We're ready, loser!

Loser!

Come on, fitness exercises!

Go on, Monsters!

What are you doing? Why are you so slow?

Honestly, Mr. Johnny after we saw that American team...

we don't know how we're going to play against them

Those people came here knowing exactly what to do

and let me surprise you, those people came and brought clean outfits with them

and also, I feel like they're really good players

And excuse me, Mr. Johnny...

they seem like they've been playing for a long time

while we have only been learning this game for few days

Just say it

you want to retreat

you're afraid

- sissy boys! - No, Mr. Johnny

- we didn't say that - But this is what it means

it doesn't have to be direct or literal

you want to retreat and you're cowards

if you want to retreat, go ahead

I don't care, you are the ones who are going to regret!

Each one of you will go back a terrible past

you!

You will go back to working in lands and fields...

and playing with your friends in the swamp so you'll be infected with schistosomiasis again

And you El Kabeer will humiliate you again...

and electrify you everywhere

and you, Thomas...

you know very well what you are going to go back to

you know what you are going to go back to!

Where's Zuhair?

You will go back to the cafe

you will be humiliated again there

"I want strong coffee!" and they will throw it in your face if you bring it black!

And you!

Who are you anyway?

Anyway, I'm sure that you have a bad life that you'll be back to

I will play alone!

I have a lion's heart!

I'm going by myself! I don't need anyone of you!

Anyway! Listen I don't mind if anyone wants to come with me

- does anyone want to join me? - I'm with you, Mr. Johnny!

Great! I'm still alone! Who else wants to join me?

- Me! Me, Mr. Johnny! - Me! Me, Mr. Johnny!

What's this? You're the same people! Why did you do that drama then?

Anyway, I'm really thrilled...

that we are one team again!

Let's split into two teams!

"The health unit in Al Mazareeta"

Oh, my leg!

- My leg is killing me, Mr. Johnny! - Hey!

What would you do if you had an open heart surgery?

- His voice is loud! - Your leg isn't broken or fractured

it's just a simple strain

Sorry, my Arabic is poor what does that mean?

Will he be okay tomorrow? Will he be able to play?

Do you want him to play tomorrow? Why wait until tomorrow?

- He can play after 2 hours! - That's great!

Yes, but you will have to put his leg in the oven

but it's better to put it in the lower shelf so it doesn't get a burn

and don't open it so his leg doesn't swell!

Okay, but isn't he too big to go into an oven? There's no oven that fits his size!

No, there are cars that can go into an oven!

Cars oven! So we can repair him!

Oh! That's the alternative medicine!

- This is the alternative medicine! - Are you kidding me?

He needs rest for two weeks and he must see a physio therapist

- I tied it up - It's because...

I have an anterior cruciate ligament injury, right?

No, the anterior cruciate ligament injury happens for those who understand what it is

it's a normal ligament

"Normal"? I can't tell if he is joking or he is serious!

- Are you kidding or talking seriously? - It's a mix between kidding and seriousness!

He needs rest for two weeks and he must see a physio therapist!

If anything bad happens to him you will be entirely responsible for that!

Calm down! Calm down! We brought him to you!

What are we going to do now? What are we going to do?

We will visit a physio therapist who can treat his leg!

Is there one in Al Mazareeta?

We couldn't find salted chips! Are we going to find a physio therapist?

Johnny, be optimistic...

- don't lose hope - It's just empty talk...

like "Blood is thicker than water" That's a fact, anyway!

"Your fingers aren't the same" No one has fingers that are the same!

- Why don't you have a seat? I'll get you juice - No, thanks

Could you not drink anything on your first visit to the unit?

- No, man, thank you, never mind - No, you do me the honor...

get out!

We're here to make a living take this body and leave, go!

I can't believe that you're a doctor he will even throw water at him, he's a butcher!

Come on, let's go! We aren't here to hear jokes!

Did you see that it's a small world, mayor?

I told you that you will go far and wide only to come back and see Hamdi Kata

- Do you work as a physio therapist too? - Of course!

I'm sorry! What about this reign?

Of course it's the reign of the greatest men!

Believe me...

I am a graduate of the Aviation institute

Well, what is the point? I don't get it!

My friend is specialized in sociology and the other one is a doctor, I learned that from them

"Dwell among people and you will become one of them!"

Not to mention that I repair electrical appliances, electronics

lighters and mobile phones

you know, mayor "The early bird catches the worm!"

Do you notice how he is marketing himself? You shouldn't be in this village!

Listen, I don't mean to brag but...

- I'm sorry! - Oh, man!

I'm sorry I don't mean to brag, sir...

you can depend on me on whatever you ask me I work in any place and under any circumstances

Johnny, this man will be a great help for us in the match

- we don't have a doctor! - That man is really witty

he is so smart he doesn't look like that though

but he looks really nice as he appreciates talents that work hard...

- in any situation... - That's enough!

Enough of this! I will have a migraine because of you!

That's unbelievable!

- I can't do that! - Why?

We need a doctor not a physio therapist

I can be a doctor I can be a physio therapist...

I can handle physical loads in addition to bookbinding...

It's just empty talk, talk is cheap! We have here a practical case, a man lying on the bed!

The doctor said that he needs two weeks before he could stand on it

but we have an important match tomorrow!

Does that doctor have the experience that I have?

What two weeks? I'll make him jump on this leg in 2 hours!

Come on, man!

Did a car run over you?

What will you do when we start the session then?

What? Do you want... oh my God! What do you want to do to him?

No, I will just fix any sprain or distortion if he has any

Well, are you willing to do so while his leg is cold or you want to get him into an oven?

So funny! No, it's just two light blows...

and he will be alright

I need urgently now a large pot of hot water boiling water

Doctor, doctor Hamdi! Doctor Hamdi...

this man hurt his leg...

- he isn't pregnant! - Am I a doctor or what?

Are you going to tell me how to do my job?

I know what I'm doing! Here's the part that we'll work on

it should be melted first all the remaining parts aren't important

Listen, he will melt it

- good luck, see you in hell, man! - Don't leave me!

Don't forget to make me join your team, sir

and I'll take good care of this man

You will be with us, but I want him to stand on his feet again, he is our best player

Can I consider myself as one of you?

I promise you that I will provide him the best cure...

that if you want to sell him to another team I'm pretty sure...

that they won't find out that he had an injury one day

I want him a new man! A new man!

- Goodbye! - Goodbye, see you later

Are you going to leave me alone with that man, Mr. Johnny?

Shut up!

Relax and pray!

What can we do, Johnny? How are we going to play without Fazzaa?

He is the fastest player in our team

Listen, I'm not too pessimistic this time...

because I truly saw hope

- I saw hope in doctor Hamdi Kata's eyes - "Mr. Johnny!"

I really hope he cures him

"No!"

"Shut up!"

Do you still have that hope?

Rest in peace, bro!

"Oh! There's a thief!"

"Oh! It's a thief! It's a thief!"

"Come here, dumb!"

- Call the police! - Help!

- Catch him! - Help! A thief broke into the house!

A thief! Catch him!

Come here, idiot!

- Catch him! Catch him! - Help! It's a thief!

Catch him! Son of a...

don't let him go! You monkey!

- Catch him! Don't let him escape! - Catch him!

Stop right there, shoe!

Kabeer! Don't shoot, Kabeer!

- Don't shoot at him, he is my man! - What do you mean?

He is one of my team members, right?

Yes, believe me! I swear!

- Am I in your team? - Yes, dummy! You will expose us!

Why is he making a fuss, then?

I don't know, maybe your men thought he is a burglar when he got out

and you know that your men are so reckless

Let us know when you have a guest at midnight next time!

- Okay, I'll do that - Come on, everyone goes to their work!

Thank you get in, it's cold in here

It's none of your business!

what can I do for you man?

God bless you, sir!

- I don't know what to say - You can call me "Johnny" or "Brother"

I'm a modest man I don't care about titles

- What's your name? - I'm Attr

Yes, that's clear, that's so clear!

Would a reasonable man come to steal the residence of the mayor?

"Steal"? Would Attr ever think about stealing anything?

We were playing football, mayor!

We were playing football and the ball fell in your house

so I jumped to take it was I supposed to leave it?

I thought about bringing it instead of leaving it

- so that no one else would take it - Your performance is so fake!

It's worse than Ridge's performance in The Bold and The Beautiful

- What? - It's The Bold and The Beautiful series

- It's Nour El-Sherif's series - Why are you trying to upset me now?

Why? I wanted to do you a favor

Listen, man I know very well why you came here

you came to steal and I won't let you go with empty hands

take this

money!

- Take them all! Come on! Come on! - No, you're humiliating me!

Stop acting, boy!

Take this and come to me tomorrow in the early morning

I want you for something urgent I'll give you the same amount when you come!

- May God... I don't know what to tell you - Stop begging like that!

I don't have time I will go back to sleep

don't be late tomorrow!

Go!

Oh, my God! He is so fast!

Our team is completed now!

Subtitled by: eArabization