Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 3"

What, Johnny? Where have you been for so long?

Your phone has been turned off for three hours

- what were you doing? - Nothing

I'm so bored

What were you riding?

This is Zatar I saw him bored at the barn...

so I thought we'd entertain each other and I mounted it

Honestly, Johnny, I don't understand what you are bored of

We're not doing anything, Thomas we're not doing anything at all

everyday is like the previous day the mayor's house, El Kabeer...

the fields and you with all your disgusting character

there's no place to go at night

nor are there any coffee shops to drink something hot in the morning

You are doing this to yourself and just so you know...

Zatar is the one who's making you bored just come to me at night...

and I'll make a great atmosphere for you

Will you wear a headband and dance for me? You will look so weird...

- and I don't really like these stuff - Johnny...

don't ruin the surprise

How great this atmosphere is!

The view is amazing

- why don't people go out at night? - Right

this village has no nightlife at all

people sleep at 8 o'clock

okay, let's say that they decided to stay up at night...

- where will they go? - Forget about places

if you were a creative man you could just come up with something

I mean, you could have a party at your house

people would gather and listen to music...

- Good evening, mayor! - Oh my God!

- Am I the only one, or you see him too? - No, he's really here

Thanks God! Welcome, what do you want?

I'm Habib Habib Al Kersh

Shark Lover? Nice nickname!

You know, when I was in high school they used to call me Pitbull Lover

because I love Pitbulls what do you want?

What do I want? This is my field and the house beyond the trees is mine

do you need any service, Mr. Johnny?

Thank you, man look, if you're bothered by us...

we could leave by the way, I'm not a dictator mayor

No, why would you leave? Could you come to my field...

and near my house without us serving you?

Thank you, man, thank you look, I swear, I don't want anything

this is just to get in a good mood, you know

- So, we'll get your mood better - Do you know what mood is?

- Yes, the general atmosphere - Excellent!

I'll go get some wood and light this place up

and I'll get two teapots and enjoy my time with you, Mr. Johnny

- Okay! - I'll be right back

Nice, he has a creative seed in him

I only gave him the tip of the rope and he pulled it all out

Yes

We're enjoying having you here tonight, Mr. Johnny

Thanks, Kersh, thanks I'm the one who's enjoying your company

let me say this ever since I came here...

I've wanted to go out to some place at night, but I couldn't find any

- Who is this? - I'm Abdul Azeez

- Abdul Azeez who? - Abdul Azeez Adelo, his brother in law

Abdul Azeez Adelo? Okay, look, I'll call you Adelo

because Abdul Azeez is so common and your name is honestly long and over

- Here you go, Mr. Johnny - Thanks

- What is this? - This is Upper Egyptian tea

- with extra sugar - No, I can't have it

- I'll have some tea, if there's any - This is tea

it's Upper Egyptian tea

Whatever, okay

- How much alcohol is in this? - This is black-like-ink tea

Why would you let me drink ink, Kersh?

May God protect you, Mr. Johnny I can't believe this, guys

the mayor himself is simply sitting here with us like this

I'm sweet and kind by nature

I may look naughty and cool and wild from the outside...

but in the... Why are you stunned, Adelo?

Okay, guys, we have to go let's go, Johnny

- You're right, it's time - It's still early, Mr. Johnny

No, it's not, it's not

but let me tell you that's it, we'll keep gathering here

we'll keep gathering we'll gather here everyday

I'll leave everything here and we'll come back tomorrow

- We'll be happy to have you, Mr. Johnny - See you, bro

See you, bye

- Good night - Bye, guys

Peace!

No, no, get out of the way because it moves, it moves

See you, guys!

We will go home as well, Kersh we want to go to sleep

Where are you going? Each one will give me a Pound for the tea

the free tea is for the mayor and his friend Botas

What money shark? Will you make us pay for the tea that we had in your house?

You were leaning on the cushion eating and drinking and singing

- what? Is this all for free? - Alright, man

don't get too fed up so you wouldn't explode

These are three Pounds for the tea that you served to us

and there's half a pound as a tip as well

Goodnight Come on, men

We'll be waiting for you tomorrow as well, don't be late

What is this?

Abdul Azeez!

- Abdul Azeez! - What?

Get up, Mr. Zeezo!

Excuse me, Kabeer I fell asleep here

- Would you like me to get a blanket honey? - I wish you would, Kabeer

Get up, you donkey you son of a...

What is this? It's like the boy has a hangover

Fazzaa, Fazzaa!

Yes, sir good morning, Kabeer

- Is it Sham Ennessim today? - No, Kabeer, it's still a little early

- Is it Christmas? - We've already celebrated it, sir

- it's too early for it, sir - What holiday is today?

Labor day? Sinai Liberation day?

There's no holiday at all, sir

It's also Wednesday so it's not weekend either

- It is Wednesday, Kabeer - Then, you donkey, why...

is the field empty? Only four men are working

where are they? Didn't I put you here to manage business?

- Where is everybody? - I swear to God...

I was on my way to tell you about this, Kabeer

people haven't been coming for two days

and those who come don't work much either

so, I checked and searched about it

and I found out that Johnny is gathering people near Habib Al Kersh's house

and they're lighting a fire and playing music

and they'll stay and please, God, forgive me...

they dance until dawn

- Dance? - Yes, Kabeer

I ask forgiveness from the almighty God!

I swear, no one is going to destroy this village but this Johnny

- Listen, Fazzaa - Yes, sir

- Dance? - Until dawn, Kabeer!

Lord, have mercy!

Listen carefully and do exactly like I say

You'll love it, look at this

Bon Appetit

- Hey! - Thanks, Johnny

Finally, Al Mazareeta has a nightlife

No, real nightlife!

I'm addicted to this Halabessa now...

so much that my email now is halabessaboy@yahoo

- Have you tried Sobia? - No, I haven't

enough gases the chickpea is enough

Sobia is a whole different thing

What is this? Look what Hagras and Adelo are doing

Hagras, Hagras, Hagras, Hagras!

Stop, stop, all of you!

- Who is the owner of this field? - It's me, sir

What's wrong? Tell me, Mr. Officer

What is this? How are you doing, Mayor?

- Are you here with them? - Actually, yes, I'm here with them

There's a disturbance complaint filed against people gathered in here

Who filed this complaint?

I think it's quite obvious...

who filed this complaint what do you think, Fizu?

On general, I won't take any legal action now

- but this is only for you, mayor - Thank you

But, don't gather and play loud music because this is illegal

- Done! - Goodbye

Goodbye I love you, brother...

sometimes!

El Kabeer is the one who's hitting below the belt this time

Let him hit as he likes didn't the Officer say this is illegal?

- So? - I will make it legal

- How? - Sharky!

Yes, Mr. Johnny?

I need to have a serious conversation with you, follow me

- What are you doing? - What's wrong?

- Where are you going? - I'm going out and I'll be right back

Is going to the bathroom like leaving it?!

I need to stamp you first so I'll know when you come back

- How is that? - Like this

- Sharky! - Mr. Johnny!

- Have we made good profit today? - Yes, yes

Oh my God!

- Nice, I told you we'll be rich - Yes!

- I'll go see the guests inside - Alright, sir

What do you think? It is all legal

We have our licenses and no one can say a word

Yes!

Watch out, Fazzaa is here!

Are you satisfied now, dad?

Are you satisfied?

You asked me to take care of my brother

and there he is he turned the village upside down

and he wasted your money on dancing and crazy things, that idiot!

May God have mercy on you and forgive you!

Oh! Who am I talking to? Who am I talking to?

If you were here, you would just play along with him! You would even be the DJ!

What? Are you talking to yourself, Kabeer?

What else could I do, Hadeya? I have no one to talk to but myself!

Johnny made a total mess!

People dance and have fun with him all night long...

then they come the next day exhausted and unable to stand up on their feet!

Well, why don't you do exactly what he does?

What do you mean?

Fight him with the same weapon!

What? Do you want me to fight him with a Russian gun?

That's not what I meant!

I mean, give him a taste of his own medicine!

Be brief, Sherihan! Be brief!

You still speak in riddles! Go straight to the point!

If you have something to say, say it and if you don't then just shut up!

Doesn't he keep them up and wear them out all night?

You should overwork them throughout the day

and thus, they won't be able to go to him!

Are you Hadeya?

You're so tough!

"Oh, my village..."

"your land is stolen"

"your people..."

"are the best of what you have"

"they are oppressed and desperate"

"they endure the scourge"

"your guards are the thieves"

"and your governor is the one who wronged you"

"Injustice is a dark horse that oppresses the village"

"it turns it upside down we are really scared of that man!"

"we are really scared of that man!"

Turn it down! Turn it down!

Turn the volume down!

- What's wrong? - What's it, man? What's wrong?

Where is everyone? Do you live a fantasy alone?

I don't get it, what's going on?

This place was full yesterday

and everyone was happy what happened?

Adelo! Adelo!

- Adelo! - Yes, Kabeer! Yes!

Forgive me, Kabeer! I'm working!

Who is Kabeer, man? I'm Johnny!

Yes, Mr. Johnny

I'm sorry El Kabeer is wearing us out...

he makes us work for 14 hours we're suffering because of him

he brought horses

and his men have been beating us with canes

they humiliated us, Mr. Johnny

- they humiliated us! - It felt like we are in ''The Will'' series!

That man seeks to get back at me what does this have to do with you, guys?

That's because we are poor people, Mr. Johnny

we don't have anyone to protect us!

We have had enough, Mr. Johnny!

Adelo is up to his neck, Mr. Johnny!

Calm down! Calm down! Bring him Carob, he is up to his neck!

By the way, it's inhumane

- where's the labor law? - Where's the...

What law? What are you talking about? Is it the right time to talk nonsense?

The man is up to his neck!

Get him Tamarind juice! Get him Tamarind juice!

By the way labor law is internationally known

the worker works for 8 hours per day and he has two breaks...

lunch break and coffee break everyone knows this!

Do you think that El Kabeer would listen to me if I tell him about that?

Come on, you're the mayor! Did you forget it or what?

What? Is it going to be applied if I request this?

- Sure! - Being a mayor is a nice thing!

You would just give orders and punish those who violate them

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I'm sorry, get him dates! Get him dates!

"Labor law, work will follow the new labor laws, those who don't abide will be punished"

"Working 8 hours a day, each worker has 2 breaks, lunch break & coffee break"

Come on, get up to work, idiots!

Wasn't that break enough for you?

Oh! 4 minutes left, Kabeer!

Kabeer!

Kabeer! I want to tell you something...

starting from today, I will take a summer vacation for 10 days

and be careful this vacation is paid!

Do you want to go on summer vacation? And since when do you do that, dummy?

You always spend the summer in the swamp and the winter above the furnace!

Well, I'm thinking about spending a couple of days with my girlfriend in the northern coast

- or in Al Sokhna - Where's that Sokhna, dumb?

I'm not asking for your permission anyway I'm just informing you!

That's so kind of you!

That's so kind of you! Idiot! Get lost!

- Kabeer... - Get up, idiots!

- Fazzaa! - At your command, Kabeer!

We got into a big trouble

those idiots think that they're working abroad when I ask them to do the work...

they go like... "I have lunch break! I have coffee break!"

To hell with that break! What a joke!

What can we do, Kabeer? Are you going to keep silent or what?

What can I do, Fazzaa? I haven't been able to do anything since the commission hung that sign!

It's all because of that, blonde kid

he pushed the government to do that!

The truth is his actions are logical and legal

and you can't deny the labor law or shut down the night club!

He became a partner with Habib Al Kersh in the house and in the land

and he has all the permits now!

Habib Al Kersh!

- Listen to me, Fazzaa - Yes, sir

Go to Habib Al Kersh and tell him that El Kabeer wants to meet you urgently in his house

- As you wish - Come here

- What is in this cup? - It's latte caramel, it's coffee break!

Coffee break? Coffee break, dummy? Coffee break!

Turn the music off, guys!

Turn the music off!

Bro! Did you finally decide to come and have fun with us?

Come on, go to your houses!

What's that? What's going on?

Are you thugs or what?

Do I have anything to do with thuggery?

I'm doing everything according to the law, brother!

- Fazzaa! - Yes, sir?

- Give them the paper - Here you go

What's it, Fazzaa? Weren't you dancing here yesterday?

- Do you have two faces? - Don't embarrass me in front of him, please!

I didn't understand anything! It's all written in Arabic!

Give it to that pretentious beside you!

Pass that legal document to him let him tell you what it does say

Here you go

- Oh my goodness! - What is it?

- It's a treachery, Johnny! It's a treachery! - Cut to the chase! What's the matter?

Habib Al Kersh did it!

It's normal! So what? I do it, you do it, even El Kabeer does it!

Habib Al Kersh did it and sold his house to El Kabeer!

Oh, my God!

It turned out that he has two faces! He has two faces too!

I think you realized now...

that I have as much interest in this place as you and a little more!

And you... what do you want to do here?

First of all...

I'm just like a turkey bird I don't like to share my partner!

I'll cancel our partnership!

Secondly...

I'll turn this place into a barn

as we don't have enough barns

but we have large numbers of animals!

And according to the paper which that freak is holding...

I have the right to manage the place and change its activity

Come on, get out! We need to get the place ready, come on!

Wait!

Hold on!

I don't want to see that look of sadness on your faces!

Hagras! Hagras!

Hagras! Brother, look at me! Look at me!

I don't want to see you disappointed!

Don't drink Carob! That's enough! Be strong!

Guys...

Having fun has nothing to do with the place...

it's all about the people!

And we can organize another place as we organized this one!

Enough! Enough of this!

Did you finish your lecture?

Listen to the new labor law of El Kabeer!

Work will start since 6 a.m

those who will come on time...

will get 20 Egyptian pounds!

And those who will do one hour of overtime work...

will get also 20 Egyptian pounds!

And if anyone comes late...

he would better not come at all

as he won't be paid at that day

as for those who will come an hour before the official time...

they will have a great surprise!

But how could you wake up early and come early?

You need to go to sleep early!

Thomas! They all have two faces, Thomas!

They're all deceptive!

I can't believe it!

Listen, Thomas...

I don't want to cut off people's livelihoods

I will rent you and that idiot these instruments and records and the other stuff

What do you need them for? Won't you turn this place into a barn?

I heard that when the cattle hear good music...

they give more milk and a high quality butter

I saw that TV advertisement...

about a fat New Zealand cow with a bell on its neck

It's really a nice idea! I agree with you, Kabeer...

I'll make you a playlist to stimulate milk production

Do you also have two faces?!

You also have two faces!

No! No! No!

This is unbelievable!

- Hagras! - Yes, Mr. Johnny!

Get me a glass of Carob!

I'd love to, Mr. Johnny, but I...

I want to sleep early!

Get lost! Get lost!

- You too! - Okay!

I wish you would live and endure another blow, brother

and as the saying goes...

"Money talks, bullshit walks"

Subtitled by: eArabization