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Last week on Wings...
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And just for the record,
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what happened
between me and Casey
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was just a one-time thing.
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It will never happen again.
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Fire?
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Fire!
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Let's get out of here!
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What is that?
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It's a welcome-home gift
for Joe and Helen.
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We already gave them
a welcome-home gift, remember?
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We burned their house down!
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You did this?
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It was an accident.
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It was... it was... it was
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one of those freaky
"bra in the fireplace" things
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you always read about.
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This time it was the house.
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What's it going to be
next, my children?
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That's a chance I
can't afford to take.
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I... just don't have
it in me anymore.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying I want you
out of my life.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy!
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Oh.
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Oh, wow.
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(screams)
(screams)
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What are you doing here?
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What do you think?
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Returning to the scene
of the crime.
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Oh, god. They filed charges?
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Don't worry. Arson carries
a three-to-five stretch.
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You'll still be a youngish woman
when you get out.
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But, you know,
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actually, when
you look at it
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in the daylight,
it's not so bad.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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Although, technically,
nothing remains standing.
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Work with me, Brian, okay?
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I've been here since dawn,
trying to salvage something
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so Helen doesn't kill me.
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Hey, hey, I got my own problems,
all right?
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My brother wants to cut me
out of his life.
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I've never seen such contempt
on a human face.
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Well, except maybe that time
at the dentist
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when the hygienist asked me
if I wanted suction
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and I said, "Where?"
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Ugh!
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That's the look. That's it.
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You didn't happen
to see that look
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on Joe's face this morning,
did you?
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Oh, no. I've been keeping a very
low profile at that house.
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By the way, where'd you sleep
last night?
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Roy's.
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Ugh!
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It's not that bad.
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You just have
to follow a few rules,
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like, after midnight,
lock yourself in your room
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and don't come out,
no matter what you hear.
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Oh. Oh! Look at this.
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This hardly burned at all.
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Helen will be thrilled
to get this back.
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Helen? No, no, no, that...
that's not Helen's.
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That belongs
to me and Joe.
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My God, I didn't even
know this was here.
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It's not even burnt
or anything.
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Our dad... our dad left
this to us when he died.
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Tough. I saw it first.
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Hey, hey, no, listen
to me for a second.
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Joe wasn't speaking to me
for, like, six years, okay?
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And so Dad put a photograph
of us in the suitcase,
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so that, when we'd
open it up and see it,
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it would bring us
back together.
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It's still there.
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Oh, man.
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Oh.
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"You're rich."
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You're rich?
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No. No.
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No. It's just Dad's
way of telling us
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that we're rich because...
we have each other.
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This is going
to fix things with Joe.
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This is going
to fix them.
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Great.
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You've got
your peacemaker.
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What about me?
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I mean, look
at this place.
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Helen will never
speak to me again.
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And maybe I deserve it.
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Oh, come on now.
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It's not your fault.
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It's... nobody's fault.
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It isn't?
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Of course not.
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It's not like
we're... bad people.
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We're not?
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No.
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Baby...
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Oh...
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you, uh... do you
want to go upstairs?
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There is
no upstairs.
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We are bad people.
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Oh.
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(laughing)
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Scarpacci, it's good to see you
laughing again.
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I guess with enough
anti-depressants,
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even coffee is funny.
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No, no, no.
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I'm on a natural high.
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It's called vendetta.
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Brian and Casey
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will soon learn
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that nobody makes a fool
of Antonio Scarpacci.
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Oh, yeah?
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(chuckles)
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What did you do?
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I had a few pizzas
delivered to Casey.
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How many did you send?
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Two dozen.
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Cost me a pretty penny,
but, uh, it was worth it.
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You paid for the pizzas?
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That's right.
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Toy with Antonio Scarpacci,
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you get burned,
my friend.
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(laughs wickedly)
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Hey, Chappel,
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you're the last one
I expected to see here today.
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I'm sorry to hear
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about your house.
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Oh, thanks, Roy.
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So, how are you holding up?
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Better than my house.
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Glad to see you're
taking it this way.
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You got your sense
of humor back.
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Well, what's done is done.
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I mean, the house is gone, and
I've put that fire behind me.
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There is no smoking
at the lunch counter!
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Morning, Brian.
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Hello.
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Hey. How you
doing, roomie?
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Roy, we're not
really roomies.
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Sure, we are.
We share a pad.
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What do you call it?
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Surreal.
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(knocking)
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Hey, Joey, got a minute?
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Can I talk to you?
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Yeah. Come on in.
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Uh...
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uh, a lot of things
were said last night
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and, uh, I know things
are pretty weird between us now,
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but this morning
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I went back to, um... to...
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The charred ruins
of our former home?
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Right. The bad place.
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And, um...
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look what I found.
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Is that Dad's suitcase?
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That's right.
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It's the only thing
that survived the fire.
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This is a sign.
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No, Brian, it should
have a sign:
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"Cheap, ugly luggage."
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What do you want?
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Well, um... okay.
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You're not going to believe
what's inside of this.
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Take a look.
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So?
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So?
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Well, I bet you don't
remember what this is.
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It's the picture
Dad left us.
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Right! And... I bet
you don't remember
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what's written
on the back.
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It says, "You're rich."
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Two for two. Okay.
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I'm going to jump right
into the lightning round.
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I bet you don't remember
what that means.
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It means that...
that we're rich
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because we
have each other.
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No, no, Brian. It means
the nuthouse was right
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when they lured Dad
into that van
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with a net and a Chunky.
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(knocking)
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Joe Hackett?
Yeah, that's me.
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Hi. Al Skoog. We
have an appointment.
Excuse me, excuse me.
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We're right in the middle
of something important here.
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No, no, come on in, Mr. Skoog.
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My brother and I
were just finishing up.
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Oh, yes,
the brother.
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Party of the
second part.
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What?
What is this?
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Brian, Mr. Skoog is an attorney.
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I hired him to handle the
dissolution of our partnership.
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You hired
a lawyer?!
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Look, Brian, I want everything
to be absolutely legal
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and, uh, Mr. Skoog
comes highly recommended.
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"Al Skoog,
steam cleaning:
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"Carpets, upholstery
and draperies.
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'Don't just clean it,
Skoogerize it.'"
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It's my other business.
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"Al Skoog,
attorney-at-law.
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"Corporate, civil
and bankruptcy.
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'We're not just good,
we're Skoogerrific.'"
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Joey, Joey, why are
you doing this?
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What did you expect, Brian?
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You thought you'd come in here,
show me that picture
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and I would just melt away and
say, "Brian, all is forgiven"?
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Is that what you thought?
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I thought that you'd
take a look at this
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and it would make you
at least think
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about what it is
that you're doing.
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This case isn't
going away, is it?
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No. It is not.
Brian, look.
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I really think that, uh,
you'll come to see
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that this is the best thing
for all of us.
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Yeah, yeah. No, you're right,
you're right.
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Because you know
what's best for everybody.
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Well, fine. You got your way.
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I'm out of here.
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You look a little down.
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It's all right.
I'll be okay.
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Listen, I own
a bar in town.
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Come on,
I'll buy you
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a pitcher
of Skoogaritas.
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Yes. Just send those
Encyclopedia Britannica
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to Mr. Brian Hackett.
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Right. Right.
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Yes. Uh, 627 Cherry Street,
Nantucket, Massachusetts.
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(laughs):
Yeah!
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Chump.
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Uh, name on the credit card?
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Yeah. Antonio Scarpacci.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey!
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Listen, I was thinking
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why don't we go out
to dinner tonight--
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that new rib place.
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Ooh! Somebody
found a coupon.
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Oh, listen, by the way,
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have you seen Casey
this morning?
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Casey? I would think
she'd be the last person
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in the world
you'd want to see.
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No. She's exactly the
person I'd like to see.
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What? Aren't you furious
with her?
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Oh, yes, and she will pay.
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She will pay dearly.
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Everybody has a soft
underbelly, Joe.
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You just have to figure
out how to rip it open.
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Honey, uh, you scare me
a little bit
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when you talk like that.
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Then don't ever cross me.
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Okay. I'll remember that.
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Helen? Um, I went
to the house
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to try to salvage
something for you,
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but... the place is toast.
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So just go ahead
and get angry
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and whatever
you're going to do to me
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just go ahead
and get it over with.
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Oh, please, Casey.
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It was an accident.
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Accidents happen.
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I'm okay with it.
266
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,260
Oh!
267
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,760
Thank you, Helen.
268
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,760
(nervous chuckle):
Wow!
269
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,260
I mean, I was so worried.
270
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,760
Really! I couldn't eat,
271
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:24,270
I couldn't sleep, I just kept
thinking and thinking--
272
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:26,770
"What is she going
to do to me?
273
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:30,270
Oh. Is that...
my dress?
274
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,270
Oh, this?
275
00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:32,780
Oh, yeah. I guess it is.
276
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,280
My original Valentino
277
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:38,780
that I bought in Paris,
that he altered himself
278
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,280
on his own hands
and knees?
279
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,780
Yeah. Fits me good.
280
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:44,290
Um, you know, all my stuff
was destroyed in the fire,
281
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,290
so I just grabbed it
this morning.
282
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,790
But it was stored
in a zipped bag
283
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:51,290
way, way, way back
in my closet.
284
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,800
Whatever. Hand me
those ketchup bottles.
285
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,800
What do you want
with these?
286
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,300
Oh, I got to fill 'em up.
287
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,800
Oh! Oh.
You know what?
288
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,300
How about if I
just do that for you?
289
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,800
Oh, that's all right.
290
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,810
It's my job.
I need to do this.
291
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,810
You know what?
292
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:06,310
Why don't you just...
293
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,310
Aren't you going
to change first?
294
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,310
Oh, no, honey.
295
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,810
It would be just silly
296
00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,320
to do that because
after this
297
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,320
I've got to go
clean the grease traps.
298
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,820
Hold those bottles.
299
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:16,820
Okay.
300
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,820
Hello! I'm back!
301
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:22,830
Fay! Hi!
Welcome back.
302
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:23,830
Oh, thank you!
303
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,830
How was your cruise?
304
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,330
Oh, it was enchanting.
305
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,830
Joe, Iceland is everything
they said it is.
306
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:33,340
Well, that's why they call it
the land of...
307
00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:34,840
Iceland.
308
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,840
Oh, it was wonderful.
309
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,340
Joe, we sailed
to Reykjavik
310
00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:42,340
Kopavogur, Hafnar...
(mumbles) ...fjordur.
311
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:47,850
And the best part, Joe,
I met a man: Lyle.
312
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,350
I fell, Joe.
313
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,350
I fell hard.
314
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,860
Oh, that sounds
very romantic.
315
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:55,860
No, I mean, I fell hard
during the lifeboat drill,
316
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:58,360
but Lyle was there
to pick me up
317
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,360
and then we talked
and talked
318
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,870
and got hammered
on chi-chis.
319
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:03,870
Joe!
Flight was great.
320
00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:05,370
Oh, and you were right.
321
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,370
That plane
handles like a dream.
322
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,870
Good. Scott,
I want you to meet Fay.
323
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,870
Fay, this is our
new pilot, Scott Sommers.
324
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:13,380
Nice to meet you!
325
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,380
Pleasure.
Pleasure.
326
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,880
It's about time you
got somebody to help out.
327
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,380
You and Brian have been
running yourselves ragged.
328
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,880
Well, actually, Fay,
329
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:23,390
Brian doesn't work here
anymore.
330
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:25,390
What are you
talking about?
331
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,890
I bought Brian
out of Sandpiper.
332
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,390
Uh, we're no longer partners.
333
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,890
Oh, now, wait a minute.
334
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:33,900
I mean, you boys have had
your rifts in the past,
335
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,400
but what in the world
could justify
336
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,400
your kicking
your own brother out?
337
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,400
He was having sex with Casey
and he burned down our house.
338
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,410
That will do it.
339
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,410
Welcome aboard.
340
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,420
Yes, Lyle, I got the pictures
back from our cruise.
341
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,920
There's a wonderful one of you
on the lido deck
342
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,930
in your cute madras shorts
343
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,430
and your black
knee socks.
344
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,430
I want you bad.
345
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,930
(knock at door)
346
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,940
Hey, honey, are you busy?
347
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,440
Well, I'm in the middle of...
348
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,440
What are you wearing?
349
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,940
Chanel.
350
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,440
You don't own a Chanel.
351
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,440
I do now.
352
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,450
Look, what is going on
with you and Brian
353
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:24,950
is between you guys
354
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,450
and it's not my
place to interfere.
355
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,950
Thank you.
But here's how
it's gonna be.
356
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:32,460
You are not gonna let
Brian leave Nantucket
and that's that.
357
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,960
I am not forcing him to leave.
358
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:35,960
Joe, come on.
359
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,460
How can he possibly
stay here
360
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,460
with what's going on
between you two?
361
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,460
I don't own this island.
He can stay as long as he wants.
362
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,460
Joe...
Look, I-I
363
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,970
don't want
to talk about this anymore.
364
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,470
You know, I can't change
the way I feel
365
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:46,970
and if Brian
feels the way he does
366
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,470
and wants to leave,
that's his decision.
367
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,970
This surprises me.
368
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,980
I-I cannot believe
how unfeeling, how calculating,
369
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,480
how cruel you are
to your own flesh and blood.
370
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,980
Um, Helen, have
you seen my...
371
00:14:58,980 --> 00:14:59,480
(gasps)
372
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,480
(screaming)
373
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,490
Think about it.
374
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,000
Oh, Hackett,
don't leave.
375
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,500
But...
376
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,000
Hey, hey, hey.
377
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,500
Pull yourself together.
378
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,500
But I still
don't understand
why you have to go.
379
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,510
Roy, with everything
that's happening
380
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,010
between me and Joe,
it's just too hard
to work here.
381
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,010
But-But-But what about us?
382
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,510
I opened up to you.
383
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:32,510
I know you did, and
I'm glad it was me.
384
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,520
Anyone else would have
notified the authorities.
385
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,520
Oh, Brian,
there's a phone
call for you.
386
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,520
No, there's not.
387
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,030
(evil laugh)
388
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,530
Watch your back!
389
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,530
(laughing)
390
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:52,030
Oh, better yet, watch the mail.
391
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:56,040
You're getting a big box
from Eddie Bauer!
392
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,550
(knocking, door opens)
393
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,550
Uh... be out of here
in a minute.
394
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,550
I just want to pack my up stuff.
395
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,550
I already took care of it.
396
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:12,050
Hey, what took
you so long, Joey?
397
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:15,060
Oh, uh, don't forget
your suitcase.
398
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:18,060
Dad left that to both of us
when he died.
399
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,560
Yeah, well, I don't want it.
400
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,060
Neither do I.
401
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:31,070
MAN:
You're not
throwing away
402
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,080
my good suitcase,
are you?
403
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:36,080
That's genuine
imitation alligator.
404
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,580
Dad?
405
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,580
What are you doing here?
406
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,580
You tell me.
407
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:46,590
Oh, all right,
okay, okay, I get it.
408
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,090
I know why this
is happening.
409
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,090
Everyone else
is sticking in
410
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,090
their two cents
about Brian.
411
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,090
Well, you might
as well, too.
412
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,090
Well, why not?
413
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,600
Just because I'm dead,
414
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600
it doesn't mean
I don't have opinions.
415
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,600
You know what? Whatever it is,
I really don't want to hear it.
416
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,100
So I'm just gonna close my eyes,
417
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,100
and when I open them,
you're gonna be gone.
418
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,610
Boo!
419
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:04,610
(screams)
420
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:07,610
I could always
get you with that one.
421
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,110
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
422
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,610
Oh, boy,
other dads did crazy stuff
423
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:14,620
like help their kids with
homework or coach soccer,
424
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:17,120
but my father, he knew the value
425
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,120
of a well-placed
whoopee cushion.
426
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,620
Come on, Joe, lighten up.
427
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,620
You're always so darn serious.
428
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,130
You know what?
I hate it when people say that.
429
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,130
"Joe's the serious one.
Joe's the uptight one.
430
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,630
Brian's the fun one."
431
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,130
Well, excuse me, but
someone in this family
had to be responsible.
432
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,640
We certainly couldn't
count on you.
433
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:35,140
So I flipped out a little.
Can you blame me?
434
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,140
Your mother wakes me up
one morning and says,
435
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,640
"The boys' beds are made,
your breakfast is on the table,
436
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,640
I'm moving to Phoenix,
and you're not."
437
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,150
Now I think,
under the circumstances,
438
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,650
I behaved very well.
439
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,150
Yeah, Dad, you were a rock.
440
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,650
I'm just a kid.
441
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,650
I get a call from
the Women's Auxiliary.
442
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,160
"Come and get your father.
443
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,160
He's at our chili
cook-off and he's nude."
444
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,660
I still don't think that was
any reason to disqualify me.
445
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,160
Joe, what I came here
to tell you...
446
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,170
Yeah, I know what you
came to tell me.
447
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,170
Brian's my brother.
He didn't mean it.
448
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:06,170
He's just like that.
449
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,170
Well, how the hell would
you know what he's like?
450
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,170
I am the one
that raised him.
451
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,170
I'm the one that made his
dinner, I got him to school.
452
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,680
I'm the one that
took care of him
when he had the flu.
453
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,680
In the night, when he woke
up with a nightmare,
454
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,680
he came to me, not to you.
455
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,180
So, whatever you have to
say, I don't want hear it.
456
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,690
You don't have the
right to say anything.
457
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,690
Okay.
458
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:27,690
But I'm going to say it anyway.
459
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,190
I'm proud of you.
460
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,190
What?
461
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,200
Look, the way
you were brought up,
462
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,700
you had every right
463
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,200
to be in one of those
sniveling support groups,
464
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:42,710
saying, "Hi, my name is Joe,
and I've had a bum childhood."
465
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,210
Hey, those things help.
466
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,710
Look at all
you've accomplished:
467
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,210
You have a successful business,
468
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,710
you married a great girl,
469
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,720
and you've grown up
to be a hell of a guy.
470
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,220
You want money,
don't you?
471
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,220
Joe, look,
472
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,720
what I came here
to tell you is that I think
473
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,730
that you're doing
the right thing about Brian.
474
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:05,730
Really?
475
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:06,730
Absolutely.
476
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,230
Rebuild your house,
get on with your own life
477
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,730
and tell Brian
to hit the highway.
478
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,740
Believe me.
479
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,240
It's no big loss.
480
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,740
Usually, people
don't see their families
481
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,240
except around Christmastime
and birthdays anyway
482
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,750
and you know what
nightmares they can be.
483
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:23,750
Tell me about it.
484
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,750
Every year is worse
than the last.
485
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,250
Remember your 13th birthday?
486
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,250
That was the one
where I bought you
487
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,750
the bicycle
and it came unassembled?
488
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,260
And Brian thought
it was a great idea
489
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,260
to surprise you by putting
it together himself.
490
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,260
Oh, yeah, right.
491
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,260
He did a pretty
good job, too.
492
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,760
He just left out
493
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,770
that one teeny, little
unimportant thing--
494
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,270
the brake pads.
495
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,270
You remember
the first thing you did?
496
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:53,780
I put away the box and filled
out the warranty card.
497
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:54,780
I mean after that.
498
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,280
Uh, yeah, yeah, right.
499
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,780
I went to the top
of Suicide Hill
500
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,280
and raced straight down
at full speed.
501
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,790
Right.
502
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,290
That wasn't funny.
I could have gotten hurt.
503
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,290
The only thing that saved me
504
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,790
was crashing into
that snowman.
505
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,290
That was no snowman.
506
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,790
That was the Mather kid in a
white parka chewing on a carrot.
507
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,300
(laughing)
508
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,300
Oh, yeah.
509
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,300
Oh, that's right.
510
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,800
That's right. Oh, wow.
511
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,800
I was so angry with Brian.
512
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,300
I don't blame you.
513
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,300
He tried to kill you.
514
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,310
He didn't try to kill me.
He just...
515
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,810
just wasn't thinking.
516
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,810
He was trying to surprise me.
517
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,810
Yeah.
518
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,320
Well, that's
ancient history.
519
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,820
Take care of yourself, kid.
520
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,320
You leaving already?
521
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,820
Yeah, you've had enough family
for one day.
522
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,330
And, look, no second thoughts
about Brian.
523
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,330
You're not going to miss him.
524
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,330
After all, you didn't
miss your mother.
525
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,330
You don't miss me.
526
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:53,340
I never said
I didn't miss you.
527
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:56,340
Well, you never said you did.
528
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,340
Well, I guess...
529
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:02,340
I just didn't realize
it till you were gone.
530
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,350
Well, that's a damn shame.
531
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,350
Because now...
532
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,850
all you can do is...
533
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,360
miss me.
534
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,860
Don't go.
535
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,370
Uh... I'll just take
the last box, and I'll go.
536
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:33,880
I'll let you know
537
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,380
where to send the last check,
okay?
538
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,380
Well...
539
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,380
(grunting)
540
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,890
have a nice life.
541
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,890
Brian?
542
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,390
Yeah?
543
00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:51,890
Don't go.
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