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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,602 --> 00:01:19,898 I'm gonna have a few people that you need to meet today. 2 00:01:19,981 --> 00:01:21,691 You might want to introduce yourself. 3 00:01:21,774 --> 00:01:23,105 I think that'd be good. -Yeah. 4 00:01:23,188 --> 00:01:25,174 What was your name again? -Uh, Linda. 5 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:26,774 Linda. 6 00:01:29,602 --> 00:01:31,414 Fantastic. 7 00:01:31,497 --> 00:01:33,876 Hi. Blaine. 8 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,000 Okay. 9 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:38,276 We're excited to have you guys. 10 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,842 You guys excited to try some sodas? 11 00:01:44,152 --> 00:01:47,104 Yeah. See you guys soon. 12 00:01:47,187 --> 00:01:49,014 Thank you. 13 00:02:12,944 --> 00:02:15,413 Hello, 37. 14 00:02:15,496 --> 00:02:18,034 Uh, hello. 15 00:02:18,117 --> 00:02:20,448 We're thrilled to be testing our new product 16 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:22,068 here in the United Kingdom 17 00:02:22,151 --> 00:02:25,689 and so happy that you could be a part of our journey. 18 00:02:25,772 --> 00:02:26,965 -Thanks. Uh... -Super. 19 00:02:27,048 --> 00:02:29,930 Do you enjoy soda? 20 00:02:30,013 --> 00:02:31,826 -Uh, yeah, actually. -Great. 21 00:02:31,909 --> 00:02:37,102 Now, in front of you is our test formula for our new product. 22 00:02:37,185 --> 00:02:41,171 It's called Diet Phantasma. 23 00:02:41,254 --> 00:02:42,722 Diet? 24 00:02:42,805 --> 00:02:44,447 Trust me, 37. 25 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:49,102 This has all the taste of original Phantasma. 26 00:02:49,185 --> 00:02:50,688 Now... -Why am I hooked up 27 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:51,826 to all these wires? 28 00:02:51,909 --> 00:02:53,929 No interruptions, please. 29 00:02:54,012 --> 00:02:55,998 Now, the wires... 30 00:02:56,081 --> 00:02:57,378 there's no need to worry about them. 31 00:02:57,461 --> 00:02:59,860 They're just there so that the boffins 32 00:02:59,943 --> 00:03:02,583 can get a reading. 33 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:04,273 Okay. 34 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:05,377 Perfect. 35 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:08,549 Now open the can 36 00:03:08,632 --> 00:03:13,342 and enjoy the spooktacular taste 37 00:03:13,425 --> 00:03:16,721 of Diet Phantasma. 38 00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:18,273 -Drink it now? -Yes. 39 00:03:18,356 --> 00:03:20,529 That would mean drink it now. 40 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,479 All right, um... 41 00:03:35,562 --> 00:03:37,114 It tastes like... 42 00:03:48,803 --> 00:03:51,183 Help! 43 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:57,286 Ahh! 44 00:04:04,906 --> 00:04:06,423 Pulse setting 31. 45 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,940 Can someone get in there and clean it up?! 46 00:04:45,801 --> 00:04:47,457 -Okay. Is it on? -Yeah. Do it. 47 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,201 Sexy. 48 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:53,891 Sick as fuck. 49 00:04:53,974 --> 00:04:55,408 Take it off. 50 00:04:55,491 --> 00:04:57,925 That's crazy. 51 00:04:58,008 --> 00:04:59,029 I'm sorry. -Just take it. 52 00:04:59,112 --> 00:05:01,595 I'm trying. 53 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:07,097 Welcome to our final Halloween on planet Earth 54 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:10,166 before we become lame-ass taxpaying adults. 55 00:05:10,249 --> 00:05:11,683 Right? -We're going to college, 56 00:05:11,766 --> 00:05:13,648 not a nursing home. -No, I have to watch 57 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:17,028 my best friend Kaleigh turn into a Yale clone in real time 58 00:05:17,111 --> 00:05:20,579 while I sit here and rot in MCC. 59 00:05:20,662 --> 00:05:22,407 Tell the people... 60 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,338 are you too good for us now, Kaleigh Franklin, hmm? 61 00:05:25,421 --> 00:05:27,821 Um, as a future member of the Yale class of 2009, 62 00:05:27,904 --> 00:05:30,628 yes, absolutely. Thank you so much for asking. 63 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:34,268 I'm kidding. 64 00:05:34,351 --> 00:05:36,130 I love you, dude. Don't be annoying. 65 00:05:36,213 --> 00:05:37,337 -Annoying? -Yeah, annoying. 66 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,854 -Annoying? -You're annoying. 67 00:05:38,937 --> 00:05:40,751 I'm doing us a service by filming this, okay? 68 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:42,682 Our future selves are going to look back 69 00:05:42,765 --> 00:05:44,406 and remember what it felt like to be legends 70 00:05:44,489 --> 00:05:46,165 before our titties started to sag. 71 00:05:46,248 --> 00:05:47,544 What the hell is wrong with you? 72 00:05:47,627 --> 00:05:49,923 You are the freaking worst, you know? 73 00:05:50,006 --> 00:05:51,475 Someone needs to experiment on your brain, okay? 74 00:05:51,558 --> 00:05:54,441 Come on. Last Halloween, bitch. 75 00:05:54,524 --> 00:05:55,903 Fine. 76 00:05:57,489 --> 00:05:59,682 Okay, just... We're not getting arrested! 77 00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,337 What? The police would... 78 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:03,440 -Jesus God! -Oh, my fucking fuck! 79 00:06:03,523 --> 00:06:05,440 The Mommy's gonna get you! 80 00:06:05,523 --> 00:06:07,681 The Mommy's gonna get you! -Are you fucking serious? 81 00:06:07,764 --> 00:06:09,474 -Really? -You're too old 82 00:06:09,557 --> 00:06:11,267 to trick-or-treat. She's gonna make you 83 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:13,302 disappear forever, you ugly old lady. 84 00:06:13,385 --> 00:06:14,819 Aw, is the mommy witch gonna make me 85 00:06:14,902 --> 00:06:16,646 one of her milk-sucking babies like you? 86 00:06:16,729 --> 00:06:19,405 -Bitch face! -Yeah, what he said! 87 00:06:19,488 --> 00:06:21,302 Where are your fucking parents? 88 00:06:21,385 --> 00:06:24,819 -The mommy's not real! -Oh, my God. 89 00:06:24,902 --> 00:06:27,922 Literally. Like, do you like yelling at 8-year-olds? 90 00:06:28,005 --> 00:06:29,233 -Yes, I do. -Okay. 91 00:06:29,316 --> 00:06:30,577 What? They're misogynists, okay? 92 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,543 And besides, ugly old ladies? Please. 93 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,508 You're literally the one who was talking about sagging tits. 94 00:06:34,591 --> 00:06:37,301 Yeah, well, like it or not, it's the truth, okay? 95 00:06:37,384 --> 00:06:39,956 God. Word. Can we go get some candy? 96 00:06:40,039 --> 00:06:42,591 It's baby time. 97 00:06:49,418 --> 00:06:52,094 Trick or treat, Grandpa! 98 00:06:52,177 --> 00:06:55,163 Sorry. 99 00:06:55,246 --> 00:06:56,749 Aren't you girls a little too old for this? 100 00:06:56,832 --> 00:07:00,335 What do you mean, sir? I'm just a little baby. 101 00:07:00,418 --> 00:07:02,591 I can't. -Take it. Go, go, go, go, go! 102 00:07:05,314 --> 00:07:07,369 -Hey! -Go, go! 103 00:07:07,452 --> 00:07:09,334 No. Lacie. Oh, my God! 104 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:11,886 "Please take one"? 105 00:07:11,969 --> 00:07:13,644 -Oh, man. -Take them all. 106 00:07:13,727 --> 00:07:15,713 My queen. -My darling. My lady. 107 00:07:15,796 --> 00:07:17,679 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 108 00:07:17,762 --> 00:07:19,127 wait, wait, wait, wait! 109 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:20,417 Thank you. 110 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:26,127 Seduce him. Seduce him! 111 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:29,713 Oh, my God. 112 00:07:29,796 --> 00:07:31,507 I think Danny's cute, yes. -Okay. 113 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:33,507 -I don't think Matt is cute. -No, that's valid. 114 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:35,175 Receding hairline and all, you know? 115 00:07:38,313 --> 00:07:39,609 After last year's Halloween, 116 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,540 I do not like them out here alone. 117 00:07:41,623 --> 00:07:43,230 That girl was barely 18 years old. 118 00:07:43,313 --> 00:07:45,126 -I mean, she was still a senior. -Trick or treat! 119 00:07:45,209 --> 00:07:48,368 Dude, did you hear them? That was this neighborhood. 120 00:07:48,451 --> 00:07:50,299 -Huh? -Stop. Listen. 121 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,161 The girl from Brighton High, the one who went missing 122 00:07:52,244 --> 00:07:54,126 last year on Halloween. 123 00:07:54,209 --> 00:07:57,195 Hello? Remember? -Oh, yeah! 124 00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:58,471 Eh, she was kind of asking for it 125 00:07:58,554 --> 00:08:00,299 in that slutty cheerleader costume. 126 00:08:00,382 --> 00:08:02,161 Have you read any feminist texts? 127 00:08:02,244 --> 00:08:03,885 -Jesus Christ, Kaleigh. -Any books at all? 128 00:08:03,968 --> 00:08:05,332 Down. Down. No, too down. 129 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,780 Go up. Oh, my God. Split the difference. 130 00:08:06,863 --> 00:08:08,367 In the middle. In the middle. No, you had it. 131 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:09,711 You had it. Okay, perfect. -Ready? 132 00:08:09,794 --> 00:08:12,036 -Ready, ready. -Five, six. 133 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,815 -Okay, harmony! -♪ The candy ♪ 134 00:08:15,898 --> 00:08:18,436 -Okay, harmony. -♪ Spirit of Halloween ♪ 135 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:20,401 Don't throw your candy at me. That's the holy candy. 136 00:08:20,484 --> 00:08:22,298 Girl, can you switch with me? 137 00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:24,263 I don't like the one I'm eating. -No. 138 00:08:24,346 --> 00:08:26,263 -Why? -Okay, fine. What do you want? 139 00:08:26,346 --> 00:08:28,229 -I dunno. -Well, then figure it out. 140 00:08:28,312 --> 00:08:30,022 Don't spit it. Come on, dude. 141 00:08:30,105 --> 00:08:32,367 -Holy shit. -What? 142 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:34,125 How the fuck did we miss that one? 143 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:36,414 I don't know. 144 00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:39,814 Bitch. 145 00:08:39,897 --> 00:08:42,090 -Oh, shit. -They definitely have 146 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:45,055 king-sized candy bars. Come on! 147 00:08:45,138 --> 00:08:47,710 God damn. 148 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,193 That little girl didn't want any candy? 149 00:08:49,276 --> 00:08:50,883 So? who cares? More candy for us. 150 00:08:50,966 --> 00:08:52,331 Let's go! -Oh, God. 151 00:08:52,414 --> 00:08:55,090 Faster, bitch! You run like my grandma! 152 00:08:55,173 --> 00:08:57,124 So sick. 153 00:08:57,207 --> 00:09:00,069 -Any day now. -I'm coming. 154 00:09:03,345 --> 00:09:04,985 "Twick or tweat." 155 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,930 Hello? 156 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,330 -Whatever. -Anyone home? 157 00:09:15,413 --> 00:09:17,020 Stop. 158 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:18,399 Let's just go home. 159 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:21,310 What? 160 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:26,172 Okay, fine. Lame as hell. 161 00:09:32,999 --> 00:09:36,516 Coochie coochie coo. 162 00:09:40,585 --> 00:09:43,536 Dude, that is scary as shit. 163 00:09:43,619 --> 00:09:45,226 And I want every part of it. 164 00:09:45,309 --> 00:09:46,639 Yeah, no, I really... I don't... 165 00:09:46,722 --> 00:09:48,157 I don't want to go in there. 166 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,846 Don't be a bitch, Kaleigh. Come on. 167 00:09:49,929 --> 00:09:52,570 Hey, I'm not letting us end up like that cheerleader, okay? 168 00:09:52,653 --> 00:09:54,639 Come on. -Will you grow a pair? 169 00:09:54,722 --> 00:09:56,812 Come on. It's clearly like a haunted house thing. 170 00:09:56,895 --> 00:09:58,536 Sick as fuck. -No, it's like 171 00:09:58,619 --> 00:10:00,570 a murder house thing, dude. -Don't be a pussy. 172 00:10:00,653 --> 00:10:02,122 Don't be fucking rude. 173 00:10:02,205 --> 00:10:04,433 Girl, last Halloween! 174 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,294 It's not... I don't want to go, okay? 175 00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:09,983 All right. Fine. Jesus Christ. I'll just have fun by myself. 176 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,259 -Seriously? -Peace! 177 00:10:11,342 --> 00:10:14,825 Lacie! What the fuck, dude? 178 00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:20,604 Freaky. -Ugh. 179 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:23,052 Dude, are you seeing this? 180 00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:25,845 Give me that. 181 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:28,087 Dude, it smells like a corpse in here. 182 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,811 Like, literally. 183 00:10:30,894 --> 00:10:34,294 This is sick. -Ugh. What is that? 184 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:36,913 I think it's like milk or something? 185 00:10:36,996 --> 00:10:38,603 Great. Okay. Yeah. 186 00:10:38,686 --> 00:10:40,844 Can we leave now, or, like, do you want to take a sip? 187 00:10:40,927 --> 00:10:42,431 Oh, that's fucked up. 188 00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:43,879 Oh, Kaleigh, we got a theme here, girl. 189 00:10:43,962 --> 00:10:45,534 Someone's got a weird baby fetish. 190 00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:47,396 No. No, no. We're leaving. Come on. 191 00:10:47,479 --> 00:10:49,134 Relax. Don't pull me. 192 00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:58,258 Hold this. Here. 193 00:10:58,341 --> 00:10:59,534 Okay, see, dude? I told you 194 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,982 this was a haunted house. 195 00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:02,844 Excuse me, ma'am. Could you please move? 196 00:11:02,927 --> 00:11:04,706 We'd really like to leave. -Oh, God, shut up, Kaleigh. 197 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,740 I'm trying to get some candy. -No, dude, don't. 198 00:11:06,823 --> 00:11:08,754 What? 199 00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:14,912 -Wait, what? -Oh, God. 200 00:11:14,995 --> 00:11:16,961 The door. Hey! 201 00:11:21,064 --> 00:11:23,292 Turn the light on. I can't see anything. 202 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,843 -Dude, same. -No. What just happened? 203 00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:26,533 Did you see that? What was that? 204 00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:27,981 -Oh, my God. -Turn the light on. 205 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,912 Please turn the light on. -Relax. Relax. 206 00:11:29,995 --> 00:11:31,636 -Lacie, I'm not... -Okay, it's just a joke 207 00:11:31,719 --> 00:11:33,326 or something. Or, like, performance art. 208 00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:34,740 It looked alive. 209 00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:37,291 Horrifying. 210 00:11:37,374 --> 00:11:39,581 Oh, what the fuck? 211 00:11:41,546 --> 00:11:43,118 Holy shit. 212 00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:45,946 Oh, my God, something definitely sleeps in this. 213 00:11:46,029 --> 00:11:49,360 Oh, my God. 214 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:52,098 "Kids spoiled here"? -Do not touch that. 215 00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:00,635 Okay, dude. 216 00:12:00,718 --> 00:12:04,911 She has a budget. -Okay, let's find a door. 217 00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:06,428 Oh, God. 218 00:12:06,511 --> 00:12:08,565 -What the fuck is this? -Damn. Big ass feet. 219 00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:10,393 Kaleigh, you think there's a daddy here? 220 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:11,738 -Don't. -Oh, I love me a man 221 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:13,669 with big feet. -Oh, fuck. 222 00:12:13,752 --> 00:12:15,669 I don't remember which door it is. 223 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:17,807 Definitely not the dairy factory door. 224 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,807 Why are you panicking, bro, okay? 225 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:22,393 It's fine. Relax. This is fun. 226 00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:25,428 This is not fun. 227 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,048 -Oh, my God. -This is a health hazard. 228 00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:30,462 You are going to get another fungal infection. 229 00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:32,407 Okay, okay. Let's go. 230 00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:37,668 This is it. This is it. 231 00:12:37,751 --> 00:12:39,254 Our stuff is here. 232 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:42,358 I told you. 233 00:12:42,441 --> 00:12:44,013 -Wait. Fuck! -What? 234 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,220 -Why is it boarded up?! -Wait. Hold on. Hold on. 235 00:12:46,303 --> 00:12:47,875 The door... The door was here. 236 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,289 Oh, God. 237 00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:51,496 -The... The door was right here. -I know! 238 00:12:51,579 --> 00:12:52,978 -No, no... What?! -Hey, were you recording? 239 00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:54,254 Were you recording? -Yes, I was recording. 240 00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:55,613 Okay, can you rewind it? 241 00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:14,046 The photo... The photo is still there, 242 00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:15,391 but the wall... it's, like, changed. 243 00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:17,391 We can't trust anything in here. 244 00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:18,874 Lacie, God, something is very wrong. 245 00:13:18,957 --> 00:13:20,322 -What do you mean? -I don't... 246 00:13:20,405 --> 00:13:21,495 -What do you mean?! -I... Shh! 247 00:13:21,578 --> 00:13:22,612 What do you mean? 248 00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:26,888 Coochie coochie coo. 249 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,459 -Did you see that? -No, I did. 250 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,873 -What's going on? -I don't know. 251 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,459 Just... Can we get out, please? 252 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,976 Just find a door. 253 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,542 Come on. 254 00:13:51,232 --> 00:13:54,542 Is she still there? -I don't know. I'm not sure. 255 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,873 Okay, she's gone. -Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on. 256 00:14:00,956 --> 00:14:02,921 Let's go. Come on. -There. 257 00:14:09,438 --> 00:14:11,817 What the fuck? 258 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,044 "It's a girl"? 259 00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:16,941 What, is this a fucking baby shower? 260 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,768 Yes. Yes. It's a baby shower. It's a baby shower, okay? 261 00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:22,493 I mean, she's totally fucking with us, okay? 262 00:14:22,576 --> 00:14:24,286 What the fuck else would it be, you know? 263 00:14:24,369 --> 00:14:26,286 I mean, we're dressed as literal babies, Kaleigh. 264 00:14:26,369 --> 00:14:29,507 I mean, she's just... she's just playing the part. 265 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,527 Ugh. 266 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,369 Oh, God. 267 00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:42,664 She looks so sad. 268 00:14:42,747 --> 00:14:45,506 Kaleigh, the wall. 269 00:14:48,747 --> 00:14:51,664 It's a joke. I mean, it's... it's a joke. 270 00:14:51,747 --> 00:14:52,988 It's a joke, right? 271 00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:00,974 -Come on. -What is that? 272 00:15:01,057 --> 00:15:03,492 What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? 273 00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:07,423 Oh, my God. 274 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,594 -What the fuck is that? -Shh! Shh! 275 00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:11,663 We need to focus. Okay. Okay. 276 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,146 -Oh, fuck. -Okay, we need to go 277 00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,008 through the room that he's blocking because... 278 00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:16,594 -What the fuck are you... -No, there might be a back door! 279 00:15:16,677 --> 00:15:17,870 Are you fucking insane?! No, we're not... 280 00:15:17,953 --> 00:15:19,387 We need to go another way. 281 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,470 We need to go another way. -What way, Lacie? 282 00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:28,766 Oh, God. 283 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:31,111 No. No, no, no, no, no, no no. 284 00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:33,801 Absolutely the fuck not. I am not going that way, okay? 285 00:15:33,884 --> 00:15:35,146 Do you see what he's doing? -Okay, no, I see it. 286 00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:37,732 Okay, we'll just wait for him to move. 287 00:15:37,815 --> 00:15:41,228 Coochie coochie coo! 288 00:15:45,952 --> 00:15:49,159 I am not waiting for her to find us. 289 00:15:56,366 --> 00:15:57,593 It's looking at me. 290 00:15:57,676 --> 00:15:59,883 Don't fucking move. 291 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,385 -No, I know! -What the fuck is going on?! 292 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,847 We have to keep moving, okay? He's gone. Let's just go. 293 00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:16,675 Go! 294 00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:22,006 Um, is that like a torture thing? 295 00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:24,557 I, um... 296 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,316 It looks like a breast pump. 297 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:29,075 My sister had one when she had a kid, but... 298 00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:30,640 This one looks really wrong. 299 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,557 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 300 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,695 Lacie, don't... don't touch it. 301 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:39,729 Kaleigh, we need to help her. She... 302 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:41,281 We need to help her. She's in pain. 303 00:16:41,364 --> 00:16:43,005 -Lacie, look at me. -She's suffocating. 304 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,591 Lacie, we have to focus on getting 305 00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,212 out of here alive, okay? -She's in pain. 306 00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:48,384 We... We'll show the video to the police, okay? 307 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,350 We'll help her, I promise, but not now. 308 00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:53,143 There's a door behind her that might lead outside. 309 00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:55,625 We just... We need to move her. 310 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:59,088 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine. 311 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,660 Oh, God. 312 00:17:03,743 --> 00:17:05,488 -Faster. -I'm trying. 313 00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:08,157 Okay, okay, okay. 314 00:17:18,432 --> 00:17:21,294 -Oh, my God. -Go. 315 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:27,659 Jesus fuck! -Where do we go? 316 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,555 Where do we go? Fuck! -Shit! 317 00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:31,245 Oh, this one. 318 00:17:31,328 --> 00:17:33,073 Yes. Go, go, go, go, go. 319 00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,866 Kaleigh, Kaleigh, Kaleigh, her body, it just... 320 00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:36,624 It looked so painful. I'm scared, Kaleigh. 321 00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,245 -I know. I'm scared, too. -What does she want from us? 322 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,589 I don't know, okay? It's gonna be okay. 323 00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:41,348 Okay. Okay. 324 00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:43,761 Oh, my God. 325 00:17:43,844 --> 00:17:46,293 Fuck! No! 326 00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:51,417 Ohh! They're all nailed shut. Okay. Okay. 327 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,706 We need a hammer or something. Um... 328 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,189 What the hell? 329 00:18:11,395 --> 00:18:12,726 Wait, wait. 330 00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:14,002 What are you doing? 331 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:15,105 Kaleigh, what are you doing? 332 00:18:15,188 --> 00:18:17,967 She's in a cheerleader costume. 333 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,898 No, no, no, no, that's not her. That's not her. 334 00:18:20,981 --> 00:18:22,553 This is not a fucking coincidence, okay? 335 00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:24,829 She's been here the whole time. 336 00:18:24,912 --> 00:18:27,119 What are you doing? Kaleigh! 337 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:41,415 Oh, my God. What did she do you? 338 00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:43,552 Hi. 339 00:18:43,635 --> 00:18:44,966 We want to help. 340 00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:46,863 What did she do to you? 341 00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:50,759 Oh, my God. -Did someone take you? 342 00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:52,346 Oh, my God. 343 00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:56,035 Kaleigh. Kaleigh. -Did she do this to you? 344 00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:58,656 Is there a way out of here? 345 00:18:58,739 --> 00:19:00,552 She can't fucking talk. 346 00:19:00,635 --> 00:19:03,828 That woman did this to her. She's gonna do it to us. 347 00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:05,932 She's gonna do it to us. She's gonna do it to us. 348 00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:09,621 Gonna do what to us? 349 00:19:09,703 --> 00:19:11,483 Mama? 350 00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,758 Oh, um... 351 00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:15,827 -M-Mama? -Okay. No, um... 352 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:17,827 Um, uh... 353 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,689 No. Shh. 354 00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:22,276 Shh, shh, please. 355 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,034 -She's gonna hear us, Kaleigh. -Shut up! 356 00:19:24,117 --> 00:19:26,483 Go! We need to go! Kaleigh, now, go! 357 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,517 Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 358 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,669 It's okay. What do we do? 359 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,793 Calm down. Please calm down. 360 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,172 Shh! 361 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,999 Kaleigh, she's coming. She's coming. 362 00:19:40,082 --> 00:19:41,516 Get up. We need to go. 363 00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:43,378 Kaleigh. Kaleigh. 364 00:19:43,461 --> 00:19:45,240 Shh! 365 00:19:45,323 --> 00:19:47,530 -Come on! Kaleigh! -Okay, I'm coming. 366 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,840 This way. 367 00:19:57,737 --> 00:20:00,792 Come on, come on, come on. 368 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,137 Ugh. 369 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:05,240 Oh, God, the smell. 370 00:20:05,323 --> 00:20:08,688 Here, help me. Help me move this. 371 00:20:08,771 --> 00:20:10,805 Lacie, come on. 372 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,653 I mean... okay. 373 00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:19,481 She... She turned her into an experiment. 374 00:20:19,564 --> 00:20:21,377 Maybe she turned all of them... -No, no, no. 375 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,584 -Maybe she's drugging them. Yes. -No, no, no, no. The boys. 376 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,343 The boys... they said that the mommy's gonna get us. 377 00:20:25,426 --> 00:20:27,274 They said the mommy's gonna get us. 378 00:20:27,357 --> 00:20:29,136 God, and we just sat there, and we fucking laughed at them. 379 00:20:29,219 --> 00:20:30,894 We're so stupid! -Shh! 380 00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:32,377 What are you talking about? The mommy's a bullshit story. 381 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,274 That's not a thing. -No. No. No. 382 00:20:34,357 --> 00:20:36,549 The mommy... she comes back. She comes back every year. 383 00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:38,377 She comes back every year, and then she chooses the ones 384 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,205 that are too old or too greedy or too fucking stupid. 385 00:20:40,288 --> 00:20:42,721 -Lacie, it's not a real thing. -Kaleigh, that's her. 386 00:20:42,804 --> 00:20:44,204 That's her. 387 00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:45,617 I'm so sorry. We should have just stayed home. 388 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,893 It was my fault. I'm sorry. -No, no, no, no. 389 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:49,376 Don't run out. 390 00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,066 Oh, God. 391 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,376 Wait. What is this? Wait, wait. 392 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,066 What do you mean, what is this? 393 00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:56,356 It's a bunch of literal shit. -Get the light. 394 00:21:03,735 --> 00:21:06,183 She was pregnant. 395 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,823 Let go of her! Let go! 396 00:21:28,906 --> 00:21:30,754 Fuck! 397 00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,148 Kaleigh! 398 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,424 Come on, come on, come on! Go, go! 399 00:21:46,112 --> 00:21:48,167 Come on, come on, come on. 400 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,926 I can't. My fucking ribs. 401 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,167 I know. I know. I'm sorry. 402 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,388 Keep moving, okay? Just try. 403 00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:04,388 My ribs. 404 00:22:30,904 --> 00:22:33,959 Shh. Shh. 405 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:36,752 I'm getting sleepy. 406 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:38,373 No, it's... it's... 407 00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:41,682 it's her song. Stay awake. 408 00:22:41,765 --> 00:22:43,593 Stay awake. 409 00:23:04,834 --> 00:23:06,248 Lacie? 410 00:23:11,283 --> 00:23:13,558 Please turn on. Please. 411 00:23:15,109 --> 00:23:16,578 Lacie? 412 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,302 Lacie! 413 00:23:18,385 --> 00:23:20,750 Oh, my God! 414 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,695 Oh, God, no! Ohh! 415 00:23:28,385 --> 00:23:29,992 Lacie, I'm coming! 416 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,337 Oh, my God! 417 00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:34,833 Oh, God. 418 00:23:37,213 --> 00:23:40,178 Oh, my... Lacie, I'm so sorry! 419 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:34,452 Coochie coochie coo! 420 00:24:50,796 --> 00:24:53,713 Lacie. 421 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,472 We gotta go. We gotta... 422 00:24:55,555 --> 00:24:57,161 We gotta get out of here. -♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 423 00:24:57,244 --> 00:25:00,540 ♪ Don't you cry ♪ 424 00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:02,299 We gotta go. 425 00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:08,623 ♪ Mama's going to sing you a lullaby ♪ 426 00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:18,608 ♪ Please say yes ♪ 427 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:26,691 ♪ I'll nurse you until you regress ♪ 428 00:25:27,174 --> 00:25:31,988 ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 429 00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:36,574 ♪ Don't you cry ♪ 430 00:25:36,657 --> 00:25:41,229 ♪ I'm going to make sure ♪ 431 00:25:41,312 --> 00:25:45,553 ♪ You never die ♪ 432 00:26:05,001 --> 00:26:10,035 Trust me... it will be on the shelves for Halloween. 433 00:26:12,966 --> 00:26:15,469 Look, I have to go. 434 00:26:15,552 --> 00:26:19,020 Yeah. 435 00:26:19,103 --> 00:26:20,862 Yeah. Bye. 436 00:26:46,413 --> 00:26:50,019 Is this, like, nuclear or something? 437 00:26:50,102 --> 00:26:52,344 Or toxic? 438 00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:56,688 No, nothing nuclear here. 439 00:26:58,585 --> 00:27:00,054 Or toxic. 440 00:27:00,137 --> 00:27:01,275 Can I just... 441 00:27:05,654 --> 00:27:07,792 Help me, someone in here! 442 00:27:12,447 --> 00:27:15,535 I told you to dial down 443 00:27:15,618 --> 00:27:17,363 the fucking formula. 444 00:27:17,446 --> 00:27:18,915 We did, Mr. Rothschild. 445 00:27:18,998 --> 00:27:23,225 Then what the fuck is going on in there?! 446 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,170 Do something! 447 00:27:34,101 --> 00:27:35,639 Please be calm, 39. 448 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,984 We're working to get you both out of the chamber. 449 00:27:39,067 --> 00:27:40,708 Fuck! 450 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,673 What the fuck are we doing? 451 00:27:42,756 --> 00:27:45,534 What the fuck are we doing?! 452 00:27:45,617 --> 00:27:48,307 Help me! Someone get me! That's stuck! 453 00:27:54,135 --> 00:27:55,845 Help me! 454 00:27:55,928 --> 00:27:57,328 Help me, please! 455 00:27:57,411 --> 00:27:59,411 Anyone in there?! 456 00:28:04,824 --> 00:28:06,121 Help me! 457 00:28:06,204 --> 00:28:09,052 Please! Please! 458 00:28:09,135 --> 00:28:11,273 Please help me. 459 00:28:24,513 --> 00:28:26,479 Fucking die already. 460 00:35:33,327 --> 00:35:35,223 Ooh! 461 00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:38,014 Ooh! 462 00:46:59,959 --> 00:47:02,511 Subject 40 is in the chamber for you, Mr. Rothschild. 463 00:47:09,614 --> 00:47:11,855 Mr. Rothschild? 464 00:47:18,511 --> 00:47:20,255 This smells like shit. 465 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:22,683 How does it taste? 466 00:47:27,923 --> 00:47:30,061 Actually tastes quite good. 467 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:39,599 How do you feel? 468 00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:41,096 Feel okay. 469 00:47:43,854 --> 00:47:46,220 Can you finish the entire can, please? 470 00:47:46,303 --> 00:47:47,923 Sure. 471 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:18,371 You can see me? 472 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,011 Can it get in here? 473 00:48:32,094 --> 00:48:34,838 It can't break through. The entire chamber is reinforced 474 00:48:34,921 --> 00:48:37,956 with that towbar material. 475 00:49:16,644 --> 00:49:18,906 Close. 476 00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:20,975 I can't believe I've actually done it. 477 00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:22,837 Run it again. 478 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,817 Preferably with little to no GBH. 479 00:49:26,885 --> 00:49:28,195 Or mortal wounding. 480 00:49:29,988 --> 00:49:32,043 What about subject 40? 481 00:49:32,126 --> 00:49:34,230 No. 482 00:49:35,712 --> 00:49:36,885 Please no! 483 00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:52,457 I'm saying, who has a Halloween party without candy? 484 00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:53,974 It was a party for adults. 485 00:49:54,057 --> 00:49:57,594 They had booze, of which you had a lot, babe. 486 00:49:57,677 --> 00:49:59,111 Okay. Rude. 487 00:49:59,194 --> 00:50:01,594 I want candy. 488 00:50:01,677 --> 00:50:03,663 Guys, let's go trick-or-treating! 489 00:50:03,746 --> 00:50:05,973 Aren't we too old to trick-or-treat? 490 00:50:06,056 --> 00:50:08,077 -Mm, no. -What are they gonna say? 491 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,870 "No, you're too old for our shitty, 492 00:50:09,953 --> 00:50:11,215 tiny corporate candy bars?" 493 00:50:11,298 --> 00:50:12,697 Nobody's gonna say that. 494 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:15,111 Guys, she's not gonna let up until we do it. 495 00:50:15,194 --> 00:50:16,490 And she's right. 496 00:50:16,573 --> 00:50:18,436 Ready? So ready? 497 00:50:26,538 --> 00:50:28,662 Oh, I love your costumes. 498 00:50:28,745 --> 00:50:30,834 You cool with trick-or-treating, babe? 499 00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,317 You having fun? 500 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,765 Yeah. I mean, why not? 501 00:50:33,848 --> 00:50:36,504 -Guys, hurry up. -Come on, slow asses. 502 00:50:40,572 --> 00:50:43,627 -Trick or treat! -Trick or treat! 503 00:50:43,710 --> 00:50:45,627 Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating? 504 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,662 No! 505 00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:51,214 Also, we just got engaged. 506 00:50:51,297 --> 00:50:52,765 -Oh. -Show them the ring, honey. 507 00:50:52,848 --> 00:50:56,178 Ooh, congratulations! It's beautiful. 508 00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:59,385 I proposed to my best friend, and she said yes. 509 00:50:59,468 --> 00:51:00,592 Ooh! 510 00:51:00,675 --> 00:51:02,282 So, let's see. 511 00:51:02,365 --> 00:51:04,247 You're a superhero. 512 00:51:04,330 --> 00:51:06,040 And you're a pirate. 513 00:51:06,123 --> 00:51:08,144 And what are you guys supposed to be? 514 00:51:08,227 --> 00:51:11,833 We are camera operators in a found-footage horror movie. 515 00:51:11,916 --> 00:51:13,316 You know how you always wonder 516 00:51:13,399 --> 00:51:15,075 how they don't drop their cameras? 517 00:51:15,158 --> 00:51:17,592 Well, we have lots of cameras attached to us. 518 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:19,282 I don't consent to being filmed. 519 00:51:19,365 --> 00:51:22,178 Oh, hush, Pete. They just got engaged. 520 00:51:22,261 --> 00:51:24,592 -Oh! Give them candy. -Oh. 521 00:51:24,675 --> 00:51:25,868 Thank you. -Thanks. 522 00:51:25,951 --> 00:51:27,419 -Thank you. -Thanks. 523 00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:28,625 -Trick or treat. -Trick or treat. 524 00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:30,074 Oh, thank you. 525 00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:31,694 -Happy Halloween. -Happy Halloween. 526 00:51:31,777 --> 00:51:32,832 -Happy Halloween. -Yes! 527 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:35,143 Ugh, it's sour candy. 528 00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:37,832 I hate sour candy. That's so lame. 529 00:51:37,915 --> 00:51:40,246 All candy is lame. 530 00:51:40,329 --> 00:51:42,246 Corporations have taken all the creativity out. 531 00:51:42,329 --> 00:51:43,591 -Oh, really? -We have the same 532 00:51:43,674 --> 00:51:44,936 main candy bars for decades. 533 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:47,315 The variety pack has no variety. 534 00:51:47,398 --> 00:51:48,591 -Okay. -Think on that. 535 00:51:48,674 --> 00:51:49,832 -I will. -Let's do the whole block, 536 00:51:49,915 --> 00:51:51,591 see who has the best candy. 537 00:51:51,674 --> 00:51:54,936 -Onward! -Here we go. 538 00:51:55,019 --> 00:51:57,776 -Hey, wait. -What are you doing? 539 00:51:59,466 --> 00:52:00,797 Oh, God. 540 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,659 I thought you were gonna tell him. 541 00:52:03,742 --> 00:52:06,280 I was, but then it was Halloween, 542 00:52:06,363 --> 00:52:08,969 and we had already made our costumes. 543 00:52:09,052 --> 00:52:12,314 Okay, but then it's gonna be Thanksgiving 544 00:52:12,397 --> 00:52:15,245 and then Christmas and then Valentine's Day. 545 00:52:15,328 --> 00:52:16,797 Oh, yeah, and then you're married. 546 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,349 I'm going to do it. 547 00:52:18,432 --> 00:52:21,314 You need to do it fast and quick, 548 00:52:21,397 --> 00:52:25,107 or your life's gonna end up on the wrong track. 549 00:52:25,190 --> 00:52:26,418 I know. 550 00:52:26,501 --> 00:52:29,258 But, I mean, I don't want to hurt him. 551 00:52:30,672 --> 00:52:34,003 Oh, my God, you need to stop worrying about his feelings 552 00:52:34,086 --> 00:52:35,727 and put yourself first. -Shh! 553 00:52:35,810 --> 00:52:37,106 He's gonna hear you. 554 00:52:37,189 --> 00:52:38,727 And you better delete this footage. 555 00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:40,899 -Come on, fiancée! -Oh. 556 00:52:40,982 --> 00:52:43,106 Coming, fiancé. 557 00:52:43,189 --> 00:52:46,293 Doesn't it still sound weird hearing that... "fiancé"? 558 00:52:47,982 --> 00:52:49,727 You ready to let me provide for you 559 00:52:49,810 --> 00:52:51,865 and be my trad wife? 560 00:52:51,948 --> 00:52:53,175 Oh. 561 00:52:53,258 --> 00:52:56,485 -Oh, a trad wife. -What the fuck? 562 00:52:56,568 --> 00:52:57,726 Ugh. 563 00:52:57,809 --> 00:53:00,553 One per person? 564 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:02,760 It's freaking Halloween. 565 00:53:02,843 --> 00:53:05,243 I hate when they just leave the bowl out. 566 00:53:05,326 --> 00:53:06,347 Whoa. 567 00:53:06,430 --> 00:53:09,795 Look at the candy. It's, uh... 568 00:53:09,878 --> 00:53:11,140 What the hell? 569 00:53:11,223 --> 00:53:13,347 The hell's a Fligs and Splips? 570 00:53:13,430 --> 00:53:15,002 Snipp%rs? 571 00:53:15,085 --> 00:53:17,864 -R-Round Crunch. -What the hell? 572 00:53:17,947 --> 00:53:20,347 & and &? 573 00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:22,691 Now presenting Larry Find. 574 00:53:22,774 --> 00:53:25,760 Furnitnurse Keepsitpoppa? 575 00:53:25,843 --> 00:53:27,242 What?! 576 00:53:27,325 --> 00:53:29,518 -What the hell? -Is that even English? 577 00:53:29,601 --> 00:53:32,794 Have any of you ever seen any of this candy before? 578 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:34,325 No. 579 00:53:36,049 --> 00:53:37,690 It looks like a dong. 580 00:53:37,773 --> 00:53:39,897 Oh, my God. 581 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,518 -Wow. -Don't touch it. 582 00:53:41,601 --> 00:53:44,587 Okay, I mean, all candy bars kind of look like dongs. 583 00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:46,242 No. 584 00:53:46,325 --> 00:53:48,518 This has the tip. 585 00:53:48,601 --> 00:53:50,035 -It does. -It's veiny. 586 00:53:50,118 --> 00:53:52,173 -Uh... -What is this? 587 00:53:52,256 --> 00:53:55,449 It's like some kind of, uh, adult novelty thing. 588 00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:59,448 Well, maybe it's just, like, a factory mistake. 589 00:53:59,531 --> 00:54:02,083 Well, it sure doesn't look like it. 590 00:54:03,565 --> 00:54:05,172 Who wants the first bite? 591 00:54:05,255 --> 00:54:06,896 -Huh? Huh? -I am so good. 592 00:54:06,979 --> 00:54:09,724 I am so good on that! 593 00:54:09,807 --> 00:54:11,724 -All yours. -No. 594 00:54:11,807 --> 00:54:14,014 All yours, Austin. 595 00:54:16,841 --> 00:54:19,689 Ohh! 596 00:54:19,772 --> 00:54:21,979 All right. 597 00:54:26,669 --> 00:54:28,137 Ugh. 598 00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:30,378 -Ohh! -Ohh! 599 00:54:30,461 --> 00:54:32,102 Gross! 600 00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:34,654 Of course it's full of white cream. 601 00:54:34,737 --> 00:54:36,654 -Gross. -No, it's actually... 602 00:54:36,737 --> 00:54:38,413 -Ew! -Ugh! 603 00:54:38,496 --> 00:54:41,137 It's pretty good. It's got, like... 604 00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:44,516 like, a lot of... like, a lot of layers. 605 00:54:44,599 --> 00:54:46,826 Ugh. 606 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:48,481 It's too chewy. 607 00:54:48,564 --> 00:54:50,599 -Ew. -Mnh-mnh. 608 00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:54,757 -You missed some. -You got a little on your chin. 609 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,447 -Did I miss a spot? -Yeah. A lot. 610 00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:58,549 Yeah. On your chin. 611 00:54:58,632 --> 00:55:00,446 This is so weird. 612 00:55:00,529 --> 00:55:02,136 There's nothing coming up about this online. 613 00:55:02,219 --> 00:55:03,618 Everything is online. 614 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,998 -You type it in right? -Yeah, of course I did. 615 00:55:06,081 --> 00:55:08,101 Maybe it's new? 616 00:55:08,184 --> 00:55:09,929 -I don't know, but... -This is crazy. 617 00:55:10,012 --> 00:55:12,343 -...I'm taking more. -Wait. No. Stop. 618 00:55:12,426 --> 00:55:14,791 Hey, it says one per person. 619 00:55:14,874 --> 00:55:15,929 What if they're watching? 620 00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:18,067 I hope they're watching. 621 00:55:18,150 --> 00:55:19,480 'Cause then they can come out 622 00:55:19,563 --> 00:55:21,274 and tell us where the fuck they... 623 00:55:21,357 --> 00:55:23,756 Ah! What the... 624 00:55:23,839 --> 00:55:25,756 Oh, my... 625 00:55:25,839 --> 00:55:27,460 Oh, my God. 626 00:55:29,356 --> 00:55:30,859 Oh, my God. -Okay. 627 00:55:30,942 --> 00:55:32,928 Okay, yeah, that was pretty good. 628 00:55:33,011 --> 00:55:34,273 -Oh, my God. -All right. 629 00:55:34,356 --> 00:55:37,617 O-Okay. That... That was pretty good. 630 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,031 Uh, how... How did they... 631 00:55:40,114 --> 00:55:41,928 I don't... Ow. 632 00:55:42,011 --> 00:55:43,479 You can... You can let go now. 633 00:55:43,562 --> 00:55:46,790 How are they... What is happening? 634 00:55:46,873 --> 00:55:48,411 Austin, stop. 635 00:55:48,494 --> 00:55:49,652 Help. 636 00:55:49,735 --> 00:55:50,928 Stop! 637 00:55:51,011 --> 00:55:52,721 -Austin! -What's... What the... 638 00:55:52,804 --> 00:55:54,997 Hey! Hey, what... 639 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,700 -What's happening? -Help! Help! 640 00:55:58,906 --> 00:56:00,168 -Oh, my God. -Help me! 641 00:56:00,251 --> 00:56:02,823 -Oh, my God! -Help! What the fuck?! 642 00:56:02,906 --> 00:56:04,134 What the fuck?! -Oh, my God! 643 00:56:04,217 --> 00:56:06,030 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 644 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:08,168 Oh, my God! 645 00:56:08,251 --> 00:56:10,478 -It's coming! Help me! -What the fuck is happening?! 646 00:56:10,561 --> 00:56:12,685 Help me! 647 00:56:12,768 --> 00:56:14,961 Oh, no! 648 00:56:15,044 --> 00:56:18,927 Oh, my God. 649 00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,789 What the fuck just happened? 650 00:56:20,872 --> 00:56:23,044 -I don't know. Call 911. -Okay. 651 00:56:25,355 --> 00:56:26,927 911. What is your emergency? 652 00:56:27,010 --> 00:56:29,822 Yes, we're trick-or-treating, and our boyfriends... 653 00:56:29,905 --> 00:56:31,615 they just got captured. 654 00:56:31,698 --> 00:56:33,305 The address is... 655 00:56:33,388 --> 00:56:35,492 Ahh! 656 00:56:44,664 --> 00:56:46,374 Fiancée. 657 00:56:46,457 --> 00:56:49,512 It got you, too? 658 00:56:49,595 --> 00:56:51,857 -Where are we? -Fuck if we know. 659 00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:54,236 Whatever pulled us in was gone when we got here. 660 00:56:54,319 --> 00:56:57,305 What the fuck is happening? 661 00:56:57,388 --> 00:56:59,180 Oh! 662 00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:06,973 Hello? Hello?! 663 00:57:09,835 --> 00:57:11,166 Wait. 664 00:57:11,249 --> 00:57:14,180 Wait. I-Isn't that the same bowl? 665 00:57:16,042 --> 00:57:17,856 Maybe that will bring us back. 666 00:57:17,939 --> 00:57:20,284 It's the way back. 667 00:57:25,284 --> 00:57:27,697 Is there anything in there? 668 00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:31,924 "One per person." 669 00:57:32,007 --> 00:57:34,303 It's the same fucking sign. 670 00:57:34,386 --> 00:57:36,200 Is this some kind of sick joke? 671 00:57:36,283 --> 00:57:38,786 It's the same fucking sign. 672 00:57:38,869 --> 00:57:40,820 Oh, my God! 673 00:57:40,903 --> 00:57:42,648 Ugh! 674 00:57:42,731 --> 00:57:45,007 What the fuck?! 675 00:57:47,869 --> 00:57:49,682 What... What is it? 676 00:57:49,765 --> 00:57:50,958 I-I-I don't know. 677 00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,717 -Is it burning? -No. 678 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:57,751 Uh, it's, uh... sticky. 679 00:57:57,834 --> 00:57:59,957 Sweet. 680 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,095 I-I think it's... 681 00:58:03,178 --> 00:58:05,730 caramel. -What the fuck? 682 00:58:07,178 --> 00:58:09,750 -Ahh! -Ahh! 683 00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:11,233 Fun size! 684 00:58:11,316 --> 00:58:12,750 -Ahh! -Oh, my God! 685 00:58:12,833 --> 00:58:14,406 Oh, my God! -Go! 686 00:58:14,489 --> 00:58:16,233 What the fuck was that? 687 00:58:16,316 --> 00:58:18,957 Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go, go! 688 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,543 Faster! 689 00:58:20,626 --> 00:58:23,247 Austin, that's a lot of blood on the walls! 690 00:58:25,454 --> 00:58:27,178 -Hello there! -Ahh! 691 00:58:28,799 --> 00:58:30,887 What the fuck is that?! 692 00:58:30,970 --> 00:58:32,163 Let's just get away from it! 693 00:58:32,246 --> 00:58:34,025 -I'll protect you! -Wait. 694 00:58:34,108 --> 00:58:37,108 Guys, there's an exit. -Oh, my God. 695 00:58:39,729 --> 00:58:41,370 It's locked! 696 00:58:41,453 --> 00:58:44,232 Um, uh, maybe there's a key. 697 00:58:44,315 --> 00:58:45,680 Everyone look for a key! 698 00:58:45,763 --> 00:58:47,818 -We're not gonna find a key. -Let's try! 699 00:58:47,901 --> 00:58:49,867 Okay. 700 00:58:53,005 --> 00:58:55,301 -Oh, I found the key! -What? 701 00:58:55,384 --> 00:58:57,784 Okay, now let's see if it actually works. 702 00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:58,922 Ahh! 703 00:58:59,005 --> 00:59:00,507 Ohh! 704 00:59:00,590 --> 00:59:03,783 ♪ La-dee-dah-dee-dah ♪ 705 00:59:03,866 --> 00:59:05,300 What the fuck was that?! 706 00:59:05,383 --> 00:59:07,507 Oh, my God. Austin! 707 00:59:07,590 --> 00:59:09,714 Austin! Austin! 708 00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:10,783 Austin! -Austin! 709 00:59:10,866 --> 00:59:12,314 Austin! Austin! 710 00:59:16,038 --> 00:59:19,266 Austin! 711 00:59:19,349 --> 00:59:21,886 Oh, my God. 712 00:59:21,969 --> 00:59:23,197 How did you get here? 713 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,886 No, no, no, no! 714 00:59:24,969 --> 00:59:27,162 Get me out! 715 00:59:27,245 --> 00:59:28,541 They're too tight! 716 00:59:28,624 --> 00:59:30,968 There has to be a way to stop this. 717 00:59:33,382 --> 00:59:34,954 What is this place? 718 00:59:35,037 --> 00:59:37,161 Fun size! 719 00:59:37,244 --> 00:59:39,127 No! I'm not gonna make it! 720 00:59:39,210 --> 00:59:40,437 I'm not gonna make it. 721 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,437 What is happening? 722 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,127 What... 723 00:59:44,210 --> 00:59:45,520 No, no, no. 724 00:59:47,072 --> 00:59:49,540 What the fuck is happening? 725 00:59:49,623 --> 00:59:51,727 These chains won't fucking budge! 726 00:59:53,727 --> 00:59:55,127 Yummy! 727 00:59:55,210 --> 00:59:56,851 -I love you, Haley. -Shut up. 728 00:59:56,934 --> 00:59:57,989 You are not gonna die. 729 00:59:58,072 --> 00:59:59,678 I think I found a knife! 730 00:59:59,761 --> 01:00:01,091 Hurry! 731 01:00:01,174 --> 01:00:02,884 Fuck, It's just a prop knife. 732 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:05,278 Ahh! 733 01:00:07,381 --> 01:00:09,195 But this is real. 734 01:00:09,278 --> 01:00:12,298 Okay. 735 01:00:12,381 --> 01:00:14,264 I'm not gonna make it. Take the key! 736 01:00:14,347 --> 01:00:15,919 Take the key! -What are you doing?! 737 01:00:16,002 --> 01:00:18,243 I don't want to cut his fucking arm off! 738 01:00:20,553 --> 01:00:23,416 -Take the key! Take the key! -No, no, no. No! 739 01:00:24,864 --> 01:00:26,864 Oh, my God. 740 01:00:34,518 --> 01:00:37,794 -Oh, my God! -Ahh! 741 01:00:40,415 --> 01:00:42,208 Oh, my God. 742 01:00:45,001 --> 01:00:47,125 Ahh! Austin! 743 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:49,780 -I'm sorry. -Oh, my God. 744 01:00:49,863 --> 01:00:52,607 What the fuck? 745 01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:54,573 No! Austin! 746 01:00:54,656 --> 01:00:55,814 What the... 747 01:00:55,897 --> 01:00:57,897 Where the fuck are we?! 748 01:00:59,828 --> 01:01:01,089 Oh, shit, no. 749 01:01:01,172 --> 01:01:02,986 What do we do? Can we help him? 750 01:01:03,069 --> 01:01:05,207 I told him he was gonna be okay. 751 01:01:10,310 --> 01:01:13,379 -The key. -Get the key. Get the key. 752 01:01:15,207 --> 01:01:18,848 -Come on, you fucker! -No. 753 01:01:18,931 --> 01:01:21,103 -What?! -Oh, no! 754 01:01:23,724 --> 01:01:26,055 Oh, my God. 755 01:01:26,138 --> 01:01:27,779 Oh, my God, what is happening?! 756 01:01:27,862 --> 01:01:31,378 -What the fuck? -Chop its fucking head off! 757 01:01:33,413 --> 01:01:34,985 Oh, my... 758 01:01:35,068 --> 01:01:36,778 It's not human. 759 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:40,847 It's not human! 760 01:01:40,930 --> 01:01:42,536 Yeah, you better run! 761 01:01:42,619 --> 01:01:45,261 Let's just get the key and get out of here. 762 01:01:45,344 --> 01:01:46,881 No, no, no, no, no, no! 763 01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,123 The key, the key! 764 01:01:48,206 --> 01:01:50,413 Ow! Fuck! 765 01:01:52,068 --> 01:01:55,226 Oh, my God. 766 01:01:55,309 --> 01:01:56,950 What the... 767 01:01:57,033 --> 01:01:58,847 Oh, my God! 768 01:01:58,930 --> 01:02:00,261 What a sick fuck! 769 01:02:00,344 --> 01:02:03,156 What the f... -Is that caramel? 770 01:02:03,239 --> 01:02:04,604 Oh, my... 771 01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:07,708 -Ugh. -Oh, my God, that's his brains. 772 01:02:07,791 --> 01:02:10,432 How do you even do this to someone? 773 01:02:10,515 --> 01:02:12,570 -Ugh. -Oh, my God! 774 01:02:12,653 --> 01:02:14,791 -Haley, I... -Oh, my God, his balls! 775 01:02:18,377 --> 01:02:21,329 My God, they're turning him into candy. 776 01:02:21,412 --> 01:02:23,963 Oh, my God, that is so disgusting. 777 01:02:25,618 --> 01:02:27,584 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 778 01:02:30,308 --> 01:02:32,548 Oh, my God. 779 01:02:35,824 --> 01:02:38,845 Oh, my God! 780 01:02:38,928 --> 01:02:40,224 Fuck. 781 01:02:40,307 --> 01:02:41,879 That is so fucked up, guys. 782 01:02:41,962 --> 01:02:43,293 I'm done. -No. 783 01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:44,397 I'm just getting on the conveyor belt. 784 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,914 I just want it to be done, okay? 785 01:02:45,997 --> 01:02:47,017 I'm just done. No! 786 01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:48,534 Haley, listen to me. 787 01:02:48,617 --> 01:02:50,121 We are going to get the key, 788 01:02:50,204 --> 01:02:51,914 and we are going to get the fuck out of this place. 789 01:02:51,997 --> 01:02:53,603 We are not gonna be stuck here, okay? 790 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:56,431 -Okay! -Okay. Come on! Let's go! 791 01:02:56,514 --> 01:02:58,376 Go! -Okay! 792 01:03:01,514 --> 01:03:03,775 The key's in there, so hurry up and unwrap one. 793 01:03:03,858 --> 01:03:06,754 Stop yelling at me. That's my fucking boyfriend. 794 01:03:12,479 --> 01:03:14,410 Go on. You can do it. 795 01:03:20,341 --> 01:03:24,223 Okay, this is his penis. 796 01:03:24,306 --> 01:03:26,809 You're doing great, guys. 797 01:03:26,892 --> 01:03:29,499 Doing great. 798 01:03:29,582 --> 01:03:33,257 I think these are his balls. 799 01:03:33,340 --> 01:03:34,981 Oh! Oh! I have it! 800 01:03:35,064 --> 01:03:37,636 -Yep. -I... I... Okay. 801 01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:39,670 Good job, fiancée. 802 01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:42,443 Let's go. Let's go. 803 01:03:45,891 --> 01:03:47,808 -Come on! Let's go! -Wait, wait. 804 01:03:47,891 --> 01:03:50,395 -Whoospie. -Ahh! 805 01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,705 -Ugh! -Haley! 806 01:03:52,788 --> 01:03:55,084 Haley. Haley, what... 807 01:03:55,167 --> 01:03:57,546 Ahh! 808 01:04:00,443 --> 01:04:02,980 -Haley! -Lauren, she's gone! 809 01:04:03,063 --> 01:04:05,635 -No. -She's gone. 810 01:04:05,718 --> 01:04:07,083 We... 811 01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:08,566 We have the key. 812 01:04:08,649 --> 01:04:09,911 Let's just... -No! 813 01:04:09,994 --> 01:04:11,980 -Fiancée, please! -No. 814 01:04:12,063 --> 01:04:13,580 -Haley! -Damn it. 815 01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:18,049 Haley! 816 01:04:18,132 --> 01:04:20,911 Haley. 817 01:04:20,994 --> 01:04:23,980 Haley. Thank God. 818 01:04:24,063 --> 01:04:25,428 Come on. Let's go. 819 01:04:25,511 --> 01:04:28,201 It's okay. It's okay. It's just us. 820 01:04:30,028 --> 01:04:31,945 The fuck? 821 01:04:32,028 --> 01:04:34,082 Uh, Lauren? 822 01:04:34,165 --> 01:04:36,131 Haley? Haley? 823 01:04:37,579 --> 01:04:40,131 Oh, my God, Haley! 824 01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:55,461 No, Haley! 825 01:04:55,544 --> 01:04:57,220 What is she doing? -Oh, my God. 826 01:04:57,303 --> 01:05:00,358 Wh-What is she doing? What is she doing? 827 01:05:00,441 --> 01:05:02,234 No. No, no, no, no. 828 01:05:03,716 --> 01:05:06,095 Haley, what are you doing? 829 01:05:11,337 --> 01:05:14,219 Come on. Come on. 830 01:05:14,302 --> 01:05:16,612 Leave her! 831 01:05:17,992 --> 01:05:19,667 Oh! I dropped the key! I dropped the key! 832 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,392 I dropped... Wait. No, no. 833 01:05:21,475 --> 01:05:23,392 Wait. I got it. I got it. 834 01:05:23,475 --> 01:05:25,406 We don't know if it even fits. 835 01:05:29,337 --> 01:05:31,805 It fits! It fits! 836 01:05:31,888 --> 01:05:35,528 Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! 837 01:05:35,611 --> 01:05:37,977 Oh, we're fucked! 838 01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:39,322 We're fucked! 839 01:05:39,405 --> 01:05:41,115 We didn't take more than one! 840 01:05:41,198 --> 01:05:43,011 You killed the guy who took more than one! 841 01:05:43,094 --> 01:05:44,839 Calm down, okay? 842 01:05:44,922 --> 01:05:47,391 We are going... We're going to get through this. 843 01:05:47,474 --> 01:05:49,149 Um, uh... Wait! 844 01:05:49,232 --> 01:05:50,770 Th-There's an air vent. 845 01:05:50,853 --> 01:05:51,839 There's an air vent. It has... 846 01:05:51,922 --> 01:05:53,735 It has to lead somewhere. 847 01:05:53,818 --> 01:05:56,508 -Okay. -Okay. Okay. 848 01:06:00,956 --> 01:06:03,356 We're doing it! 849 01:06:03,439 --> 01:06:05,769 We're doing it. 850 01:06:05,852 --> 01:06:07,458 We're gonna make it. 851 01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:10,369 This is gonna be one hell of a story we tell our kids. 852 01:06:13,783 --> 01:06:16,010 Josh, the floor. The floor, it's... 853 01:06:16,093 --> 01:06:17,390 What? What? 854 01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:18,783 It's a conveyor belt. 855 01:06:20,955 --> 01:06:22,631 No, no, no, no! Ahh! 856 01:06:22,714 --> 01:06:24,183 Oh, fuck! 857 01:06:24,266 --> 01:06:26,286 We have to go back. 858 01:06:26,369 --> 01:06:28,286 Ahh! 859 01:06:28,369 --> 01:06:30,631 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 860 01:06:30,714 --> 01:06:32,976 Fiancée. 861 01:06:33,059 --> 01:06:35,182 I'm so sorry... 862 01:06:35,265 --> 01:06:38,699 we never got the fairy-tale wedding. 863 01:06:38,782 --> 01:06:41,113 Unless... 864 01:06:41,196 --> 01:06:43,595 Lauren Margaret Everett, 865 01:06:43,678 --> 01:06:46,802 do you take me, Joshua Roger Day, 866 01:06:46,885 --> 01:06:48,975 to be your lawfully wedded husband, 867 01:06:49,058 --> 01:06:53,457 to have and to hold for richer, for poorer, 868 01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:55,699 in sickness and in health, 869 01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:57,906 till death do us part? 870 01:06:57,989 --> 01:07:00,354 I... 871 01:07:00,437 --> 01:07:02,009 I... 872 01:07:02,092 --> 01:07:04,250 I do... 873 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:06,126 not! -What?! 874 01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:18,022 I want out! I want out, I want out, I want... 875 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,367 Help! Help! 876 01:07:26,884 --> 01:07:28,402 Okay... 877 01:07:32,264 --> 01:07:33,367 Fun size! 878 01:07:39,607 --> 01:07:42,007 Okay, kids. Smile! 879 01:07:42,090 --> 01:07:43,883 Fuck. Shit. 880 01:07:45,573 --> 01:07:46,987 Okay, kids! 881 01:07:48,470 --> 01:07:50,318 This candy looks weird. 882 01:07:50,401 --> 01:07:52,249 It's good to try new things. 883 01:07:52,332 --> 01:07:53,883 Come on, Liam. 884 01:07:55,987 --> 01:07:57,869 Well, what's your review? 885 01:07:57,952 --> 01:07:59,249 There's something metal. 886 01:07:59,332 --> 01:08:01,249 Oh, my God, give me that. 887 01:08:01,332 --> 01:08:03,455 What the hell is that? 888 01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:05,537 I took two. Is that bad? 889 01:08:12,503 --> 01:08:14,710 Hello, Subject 41. 890 01:08:17,710 --> 01:08:20,744 Don't be shy. You're quite safe. 891 01:08:21,744 --> 01:08:22,986 Hi. 892 01:08:24,951 --> 01:08:27,744 Are you excited to try our new Halloween soda? 893 01:08:29,124 --> 01:08:30,144 Super! 894 01:08:30,227 --> 01:08:31,661 Can you reach out and take a drink 895 01:08:31,744 --> 01:08:33,075 of the soda in front of you? 896 01:08:33,158 --> 01:08:34,469 Okay. 897 01:08:40,743 --> 01:08:42,557 It smells gross. 898 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,074 I told you to add that fucking pumpkin spice! 899 01:08:45,157 --> 01:08:48,054 Actually, we are working on it, Mr. Rothschild. 900 01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:51,399 Fuck you, Larry! 901 01:08:52,950 --> 01:08:56,847 Don't worry about the smell. It tastes delicious. 902 01:09:02,743 --> 01:09:04,729 It tastes really good. 903 01:09:04,812 --> 01:09:06,452 And how do you feel? 904 01:09:06,535 --> 01:09:08,487 Can I have another one? 905 01:09:08,570 --> 01:09:10,246 Of course! 906 01:09:10,329 --> 01:09:12,521 Is there any fucking extract in the sample?! 907 01:09:12,604 --> 01:09:15,315 Yes! But we dialed it down significantly 908 01:09:15,398 --> 01:09:17,122 for a smaller subject. 909 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:21,260 Get the kid another one, but fucking dial it up! 910 01:09:34,294 --> 01:09:36,328 Call Sector 31! 911 01:09:43,707 --> 01:09:45,107 How old are you? 912 01:09:45,190 --> 01:09:46,796 -Four. -Four years old? 913 01:09:46,879 --> 01:09:48,969 -Or five. Four or five. -Four and a half? 914 01:09:49,052 --> 01:09:50,693 -Four or five. -About four and a half, five? 915 01:09:50,776 --> 01:09:52,141 I don't know. 916 01:09:52,224 --> 01:09:54,210 Can you say your name on camera for me? 917 01:09:54,293 --> 01:09:55,383 Cleo. 918 01:09:55,466 --> 01:09:56,658 I'm eight. 919 01:09:56,741 --> 01:09:58,279 I'm 10 and I'm in fifth grade. 920 01:09:58,362 --> 01:10:01,555 I like cereal and sometimes pizza, too. 921 01:10:01,638 --> 01:10:03,520 Reading and math. 922 01:10:03,603 --> 01:10:05,795 Can you say your name on camera for us? 923 01:10:05,878 --> 01:10:07,347 Um... 924 01:10:07,430 --> 01:10:09,002 Not right now. 925 01:10:09,085 --> 01:10:10,692 Do you like Halloween, or not so much? 926 01:10:10,775 --> 01:10:12,175 Yes. 927 01:10:12,258 --> 01:10:14,002 I'm a little old for trick-or-treating. 928 01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:16,313 Me and my best friend, we're going to be dead nurses. 929 01:10:16,396 --> 01:10:17,657 I'm gonna be a witch. 930 01:10:17,740 --> 01:10:19,761 Um, a vampire. 931 01:10:19,844 --> 01:10:22,485 And I'm gonna be a clown. 932 01:10:22,568 --> 01:10:23,899 Probably trick-or-treat. 933 01:10:23,982 --> 01:10:25,692 We might stay in and watch a horror movie. 934 01:10:25,775 --> 01:10:26,830 We need candy, 935 01:10:26,913 --> 01:10:28,175 and we love candy. 936 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:30,982 My sister might be a vampire. 937 01:10:32,430 --> 01:10:34,416 And if anybody came up to you after school 938 01:10:34,499 --> 01:10:36,346 and asked if you wanted to play tennis with them, 939 01:10:36,429 --> 01:10:37,622 but they're a stranger, 940 01:10:37,705 --> 01:10:38,829 what would you say? 941 01:10:38,912 --> 01:10:40,691 -Yeah. -Well, I don't know 942 01:10:40,774 --> 01:10:42,622 if that's the safest thing to do. 943 01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:44,036 So, tonight, with Halloween and all, 944 01:10:44,119 --> 01:10:45,932 you think you'll go out trick-or-treating? 945 01:10:46,015 --> 01:10:47,794 If my mom lets me. 946 01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:49,449 Yeah, well, if your mom lets you, 947 01:10:49,532 --> 01:10:51,243 what would you dress up as? 948 01:10:51,326 --> 01:10:52,484 A butterfly. 949 01:10:52,567 --> 01:10:54,036 Butterfly. 950 01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:56,464 That's great. I love that. A butterfly. 951 01:10:57,636 --> 01:10:59,070 Is this over? 952 01:10:59,153 --> 01:11:01,449 Uh, yeah. You're all set. You're good to go. 953 01:11:01,532 --> 01:11:04,139 Uh, so thank you for trusting Kaplan's Electronics 954 01:11:04,222 --> 01:11:05,898 for all your KidPrinting needs. 955 01:11:05,981 --> 01:11:08,759 Now, we recommend making two copies. 956 01:11:08,842 --> 01:11:11,000 And we do have a backlog, so... 957 01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:13,655 You could get them Monday, or we could deliver. 958 01:11:13,738 --> 01:11:15,069 You can't rush it? 959 01:11:15,152 --> 01:11:16,897 I was hoping to get it immediately, 960 01:11:16,980 --> 01:11:18,380 before trick-or-treating. 961 01:11:18,463 --> 01:11:20,483 Mom, I'm not going to get kidnapped tonight. 962 01:11:20,566 --> 01:11:22,724 Hey, look, with all that's going on these days, 963 01:11:22,807 --> 01:11:24,448 you can't be too concerned, right? 964 01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:26,380 Your mother's just trying to look out for you, Lindsay. 965 01:11:26,463 --> 01:11:29,483 -Mm. It's all so horrible. -Yeah. 966 01:11:29,566 --> 01:11:34,483 Every day I watch the news just hoping for something. 967 01:11:34,566 --> 01:11:37,310 Yeah, I know, I know, but that's what our service is for. 968 01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:40,172 You know, we don't want people searching all around town 969 01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:42,206 based off a picture from last year's school... 970 01:11:42,289 --> 01:11:45,585 Is there any way they can be duplicated while we wait? 971 01:11:45,668 --> 01:11:49,358 I told her she could only go out tonight if we got this done. 972 01:11:50,565 --> 01:11:53,172 Well, look, I don't work evenings or weekends. 973 01:11:53,255 --> 01:11:55,241 Home in time for dinner every night. 974 01:11:55,324 --> 01:11:57,275 Uh, and with Halloween tonight, 975 01:11:57,358 --> 01:12:00,068 I did tell my daughters that I'd be ducking out early, 976 01:12:00,151 --> 01:12:01,999 be home by three, so... 977 01:12:02,082 --> 01:12:03,999 I understand. 978 01:12:04,082 --> 01:12:07,895 Uh, well, look, let me see what I can do. 979 01:12:07,978 --> 01:12:09,895 If you don't mind waiting a second, 980 01:12:09,978 --> 01:12:11,895 go in the back editing room, 981 01:12:11,978 --> 01:12:13,653 I'll see what I can do. Do you mind? 982 01:12:13,736 --> 01:12:16,012 -No, no. Thank you. -Let me just grab this. 983 01:12:19,081 --> 01:12:20,515 And you met Alicia when you got here. 984 01:12:20,598 --> 01:12:21,998 This place would fall apart without her. 985 01:12:22,081 --> 01:12:23,309 That's funny, Alicia. 986 01:12:23,392 --> 01:12:25,171 I also decorated the whole store. 987 01:12:25,254 --> 01:12:27,860 Yeah, well, you did a fine job at that. 988 01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:30,033 Just follow me right back this way. 989 01:12:30,116 --> 01:12:33,033 You'll also meet Miles. He's our, uh, wizard... 990 01:12:33,116 --> 01:12:34,515 Wizard of inventory! He does the stock. 991 01:12:34,598 --> 01:12:37,756 Miles, how many Symphonic VCRs do we have? 992 01:12:37,839 --> 01:12:39,273 Uh... eleven? 993 01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:41,239 Uh, no. Ten. We sold one today. 994 01:12:41,322 --> 01:12:43,687 The boy is great. Good at what he does. 995 01:12:43,770 --> 01:12:45,066 And back here, we got Bruce. 996 01:12:45,149 --> 01:12:47,032 Bruce handles all the tech stuff. 997 01:12:47,115 --> 01:12:49,583 Hey, once we're done, once I eject this, 998 01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:52,377 I'm gonna have you dub Lindsay's KidPrint, all right? 999 01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,963 And, uh, I have a couple other tapes for you, too. 1000 01:12:55,046 --> 01:12:57,790 Nice to meet you, Bruce. Miles. 1001 01:12:57,873 --> 01:13:00,204 Bruce isn't really used to us barging back here 1002 01:13:00,287 --> 01:13:02,032 with customers while he's working. 1003 01:13:02,115 --> 01:13:03,480 You know, even Miles stresses him out. 1004 01:13:03,563 --> 01:13:06,618 Coming and going, coming and going. 1005 01:13:06,701 --> 01:13:08,686 Hey, hey, Lindsay, why don't you look at this? 1006 01:13:08,769 --> 01:13:10,444 Look at these tapes over here. 1007 01:13:10,527 --> 01:13:12,789 Each one of these are your friends and your schoolmates, 1008 01:13:12,872 --> 01:13:15,444 and they all represent a little part of what I do 1009 01:13:15,527 --> 01:13:17,996 for the community. 1010 01:13:18,079 --> 01:13:20,631 Are these missing ones the kids who got murd... 1011 01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:23,893 The challenges facing our police force 1012 01:13:23,976 --> 01:13:25,789 are proving insurmountable 1013 01:13:25,872 --> 01:13:28,100 because the abductions lack similarities. 1014 01:13:28,183 --> 01:13:30,134 -Right... -Children of varying ages 1015 01:13:30,217 --> 01:13:33,272 going missing from both the north and south side of town. 1016 01:13:33,355 --> 01:13:35,065 Any hope of stopping this crime wave 1017 01:13:35,148 --> 01:13:37,443 has proven elusive. -Look. 1018 01:13:37,526 --> 01:13:39,375 What at first seemed like... 1019 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:41,616 I'm doing the best I can. You know, trying to help out. 1020 01:13:41,699 --> 01:13:44,650 ...has now emerged into a puzzle without a solution. 1021 01:13:44,733 --> 01:13:46,133 Diligent parents have... 1022 01:13:46,216 --> 01:13:47,719 This thing scared the crap outta me. 1023 01:13:47,802 --> 01:13:48,892 I thought it was real. 1024 01:13:48,975 --> 01:13:50,754 Oh, this is a fun one. 1025 01:13:50,837 --> 01:13:52,375 Spoooooky! 1026 01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:54,478 That's my favorite guy in the store, actually. 1027 01:13:54,561 --> 01:13:56,237 I love this guy. 1028 01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:58,409 Here's a little gem I found at the Goodwill. 1029 01:13:58,492 --> 01:14:00,064 You know, found a bunch of these. 1030 01:14:00,147 --> 01:14:01,409 Miles thinks it's wack, 1031 01:14:01,492 --> 01:14:03,030 but we think it's cool, right, Alicia? 1032 01:14:03,113 --> 01:14:05,099 -Miles can eat shit. -Yeah. 1033 01:14:05,182 --> 01:14:07,064 Just do this. Yeah. 1034 01:14:07,147 --> 01:14:08,994 Okay. Get up and look at the camera, though. 1035 01:14:09,077 --> 01:14:10,615 And smile. You gotta smile. 1036 01:14:10,698 --> 01:14:12,560 This is gonna be in next year's commercial. 1037 01:14:17,525 --> 01:14:19,098 Alicia, I'm gonna take this home with me. 1038 01:14:19,181 --> 01:14:20,753 I think the girls would love it. 1039 01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:22,077 You do that. 1040 01:14:31,974 --> 01:14:33,339 ...with a special bulletin. 1041 01:14:33,422 --> 01:14:35,236 We've just received word that the body 1042 01:14:35,319 --> 01:14:37,442 of 14-year-old Ethan Mulligan 1043 01:14:37,525 --> 01:14:40,959 has been found behind the Lawrence Park shopping plaza, 1044 01:14:41,042 --> 01:14:44,269 his corpse showing signs of grotesque injuries 1045 01:14:44,352 --> 01:14:46,097 unlike any we've seen. 1046 01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:48,166 Mulligan is now the eighth victim, 1047 01:14:48,249 --> 01:14:49,821 and the second this week, 1048 01:14:49,904 --> 01:14:53,821 after 14-year-old Lisa Marcus' decomposed remains 1049 01:14:53,904 --> 01:14:55,166 were dragged from the river. 1050 01:14:55,249 --> 01:14:56,490 Parents are strongly... 1051 01:15:01,352 --> 01:15:03,786 Hey! -Look. There's Dad. 1052 01:15:03,869 --> 01:15:05,407 -Dad! -How's it going? 1053 01:15:05,490 --> 01:15:08,406 Hey, you having fun here? -Mm-hmm. 1054 01:15:08,489 --> 01:15:10,337 Smile for the camera. 1055 01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:13,234 ...copycats or connected crimes... 1056 01:15:13,317 --> 01:15:15,889 Please stop with that. 1057 01:15:15,972 --> 01:15:17,509 Just for public safety. 1058 01:15:17,592 --> 01:15:19,372 You know, no one's gonna try any funny business 1059 01:15:19,455 --> 01:15:21,889 if someone's pointing a camera everywhere around town. 1060 01:15:21,972 --> 01:15:23,647 -So you say. -No... 1061 01:15:23,730 --> 01:15:26,165 Come on, girls, don't you feel safer when this is on? 1062 01:15:26,248 --> 01:15:27,992 Don't you feel safe with this on? 1063 01:15:28,075 --> 01:15:30,234 Um, I'm not... I'm not sure. 1064 01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,199 Come on. Charlotte, what do you think? 1065 01:15:32,282 --> 01:15:34,268 -I mean, I guess. -Yeah. 1066 01:15:34,351 --> 01:15:37,268 Honey, it's not normal trick-or-treating. 1067 01:15:37,351 --> 01:15:39,681 This isn't like normal Halloween. 1068 01:15:39,764 --> 01:15:42,198 30 people are going down to the town square, 1069 01:15:42,281 --> 01:15:44,129 and none of their friends are going. 1070 01:15:44,212 --> 01:15:46,474 It's just cops handing out candy. 1071 01:15:46,557 --> 01:15:49,198 You get to take one piece and then leave. 1072 01:15:49,281 --> 01:15:51,198 We gotta get the candy. It's Halloween. 1073 01:15:51,281 --> 01:15:52,784 Yeah, I like candy. 1074 01:15:52,867 --> 01:15:54,646 Let me see your pumpkin. Look at that. 1075 01:15:54,729 --> 01:15:57,371 That's nice. Perfect. It's a perfect pumpkin. 1076 01:15:57,454 --> 01:15:59,991 A little candy is better than no candy, right? 1077 01:16:00,074 --> 01:16:02,543 We'll go out for an hour. I'll film everything. 1078 01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:05,922 Also, if I happen to get the bad guy on camera, guess what? 1079 01:16:06,005 --> 01:16:07,405 I'll be the local hero. 1080 01:16:07,488 --> 01:16:09,694 More so than I already am. 1081 01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:15,128 Hey, wave for the camera, kids. 1082 01:16:15,211 --> 01:16:17,611 Are you having fun on Halloween? 1083 01:16:17,694 --> 01:16:18,866 No. No. 1084 01:16:20,349 --> 01:16:22,128 Just a pleasant, safe town we live in. 1085 01:16:22,211 --> 01:16:23,473 Isn't that right? 1086 01:16:23,556 --> 01:16:25,266 Ooh, Halloween, so scary, 1087 01:16:25,349 --> 01:16:27,728 with the police giving out candy. 1088 01:16:30,246 --> 01:16:31,921 Oh, watch your hat there! 1089 01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:33,887 Wave to the camera over here. 1090 01:16:33,970 --> 01:16:35,370 Hey, Happy Halloween! 1091 01:16:35,453 --> 01:16:36,887 -Happy Halloween! -Happy Halloween! 1092 01:16:36,970 --> 01:16:38,370 That's fun. 1093 01:16:38,453 --> 01:16:41,369 Hey, Nicole, Katie, you guys look awesome. 1094 01:16:41,452 --> 01:16:43,817 Hey, I'm glad to see somebody didn't cancel. 1095 01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:46,334 Uh, well, I tried. 1096 01:16:46,417 --> 01:16:47,679 She had a meltdown. 1097 01:16:47,762 --> 01:16:50,162 Our... Our plan is just 15 minutes, 1098 01:16:50,245 --> 01:16:51,851 and then we're gonna leave, right? 1099 01:16:51,934 --> 01:16:53,727 What is with everybody? 1100 01:16:54,658 --> 01:16:56,796 -Didn't you hear? -Hear what? 1101 01:16:57,900 --> 01:16:59,231 It's a high school senior. 1102 01:16:59,314 --> 01:17:01,196 Somebody said that she went over to her car 1103 01:17:01,279 --> 01:17:03,541 to grab something, and she just vanished. 1104 01:17:03,624 --> 01:17:05,817 Says who? A bunch of high school kids? 1105 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:07,369 It's probably a prank. 1106 01:17:07,452 --> 01:17:09,436 No, but there's, like... What are you looking at? 1107 01:17:09,519 --> 01:17:11,436 Let me just scan around and see... 1108 01:17:11,519 --> 01:17:13,195 Find some troublesome faces. 1109 01:17:13,278 --> 01:17:14,747 Here, here. Like this guy over there. 1110 01:17:14,830 --> 01:17:16,264 -Who the hell is that guy? -Looks nice. 1111 01:17:16,347 --> 01:17:17,954 He's there with his daughter. 1112 01:17:18,037 --> 01:17:19,988 He's probably just waiting to eat her Halloween candy. 1113 01:17:20,071 --> 01:17:22,161 He's a local fatso. Big deal. 1114 01:17:22,244 --> 01:17:23,678 I'm... I'm gonna wrap this up. 1115 01:17:23,761 --> 01:17:25,092 I'm gonna give her five more minutes, 1116 01:17:25,175 --> 01:17:26,485 and then we're out of here. 1117 01:17:29,451 --> 01:17:30,988 Take a bite of the healthy snack. 1118 01:17:31,071 --> 01:17:33,230 There we go! 1119 01:17:33,313 --> 01:17:34,816 Hey, girls. Wave for Mommy. 1120 01:17:34,899 --> 01:17:36,161 Happy Halloween, Mommy! 1121 01:17:36,244 --> 01:17:38,623 Happy Halloween, Mommy! 1122 01:17:43,001 --> 01:17:44,677 I mean, I'm sure you've heard about this by now, 1123 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:48,229 but Olivia Hamel is missing as of about an hour ago. 1124 01:17:48,312 --> 01:17:50,263 Yeah, I just heard. 1125 01:17:50,346 --> 01:17:51,608 Yeah, we're out here doing what we can, 1126 01:17:51,691 --> 01:17:53,263 but, you know, 17-year-olds, 1127 01:17:53,346 --> 01:17:55,263 they're still going out on their own and... 1128 01:17:55,346 --> 01:17:57,539 Shit, we... we messed up big time. 1129 01:17:57,622 --> 01:17:59,367 The parents are hysterical, 1130 01:17:59,450 --> 01:18:01,884 and we took them down to the station. 1131 01:18:01,967 --> 01:18:03,470 They said Olivia came in. 1132 01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:07,160 Well, me and my friends might try to go to some houses 1133 01:18:07,243 --> 01:18:09,056 before we go to our friend's party. 1134 01:18:09,139 --> 01:18:11,366 Do you mind running back to your store to grab the backup? 1135 01:18:11,449 --> 01:18:12,641 They're out of their minds, 1136 01:18:12,724 --> 01:18:14,469 they don't want to go home for it, 1137 01:18:14,552 --> 01:18:17,055 and we want to get it on the news as soon as possible. 1138 01:18:17,138 --> 01:18:19,917 Of course. Uh, I'll go do that right now, actually. 1139 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,655 Great. Thank you, Tim. 1140 01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,503 Hey, girls, you're gonna stay with Nicole. 1141 01:18:24,586 --> 01:18:26,124 You're going back to her house. 1142 01:18:26,207 --> 01:18:27,434 You're gonna play with Katie back there, all right? 1143 01:18:27,517 --> 01:18:28,779 Mom's gonna pick you up there. 1144 01:18:28,862 --> 01:18:30,828 That's okay, right? That's fun? -Yeah. 1145 01:18:36,655 --> 01:18:39,814 Ah! That's... That's fun. That's good. 1146 01:18:39,897 --> 01:18:41,330 Okay. 1147 01:18:41,413 --> 01:18:44,344 Happy Halloween, hm? 1148 01:18:54,965 --> 01:18:56,965 Ah. Where's my light? 1149 01:19:05,723 --> 01:19:09,585 Damn it, Miles, stop leaving the TV's on. 1150 01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:16,964 What the hell is this idiot watching back here? 1151 01:19:18,447 --> 01:19:20,364 I don't like it here. 1152 01:19:20,447 --> 01:19:22,432 Where are you taking me?! 1153 01:19:22,515 --> 01:19:25,171 I don't want to go! 1154 01:19:31,033 --> 01:19:32,260 Jesus Christ. 1155 01:19:32,343 --> 01:19:33,984 What the fuck is this? 1156 01:19:34,067 --> 01:19:36,122 Please stop. 1157 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:38,053 You've kept me here for hours... 1158 01:19:38,136 --> 01:19:40,191 What the fuck is going on? 1159 01:19:40,274 --> 01:19:43,190 I don't like this anymore. 1160 01:19:43,273 --> 01:19:46,156 Please stop it. Please, no! 1161 01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:49,742 No, no, no, please, you're scaring me. 1162 01:19:49,825 --> 01:19:52,604 Please. I'll do anything you want if you stop. 1163 01:19:52,687 --> 01:19:54,397 I'll do anything you want. 1164 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:56,928 No, please... 1165 01:20:34,686 --> 01:20:35,927 How do you feel? 1166 01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:50,947 You creep... 1167 01:20:51,030 --> 01:20:53,444 I hope you fucking die! 1168 01:20:54,444 --> 01:20:56,168 What the hell is that? 1169 01:20:57,754 --> 01:20:59,326 Hello? 1170 01:20:59,409 --> 01:21:01,754 Please, stop! 1171 01:21:04,512 --> 01:21:08,168 Please, just let me go! 1172 01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:47,890 Stop it. 1173 01:21:50,821 --> 01:21:54,579 Please, just... just let me go home! 1174 01:22:00,786 --> 01:22:03,407 Please, let me go home! 1175 01:22:04,269 --> 01:22:05,717 He... Hello? 1176 01:22:10,545 --> 01:22:12,633 Hey, Tim! See you decided to come to work 1177 01:22:12,716 --> 01:22:14,578 the weekend shift with me, huh? 1178 01:22:22,923 --> 01:22:25,323 Can I be your girlfriend? Would that be okay with you? 1179 01:22:25,406 --> 01:22:26,613 No. 1180 01:22:27,785 --> 01:22:29,509 I'm your friend. 1181 01:22:34,130 --> 01:22:36,495 -Lighten up, dude. -I need to go home! 1182 01:22:36,578 --> 01:22:40,013 -Come on. -Help! 1183 01:22:40,096 --> 01:22:41,923 Whoa. Hey. 1184 01:22:43,302 --> 01:22:45,288 And now we're gonna have a little fun. 1185 01:22:45,371 --> 01:22:47,095 No, thanks. 1186 01:22:49,681 --> 01:22:51,543 I'm just kidding. 1187 01:22:54,164 --> 01:22:55,750 Bruce, what the fuck are you doing? 1188 01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:59,150 Yeah, we got Super Nintendo. 1189 01:22:59,233 --> 01:23:00,770 We have a lot of games. 1190 01:23:00,853 --> 01:23:02,253 Hey, listen, you want to come down to the store? 1191 01:23:02,336 --> 01:23:03,701 It's Kaplan's Electronics. 1192 01:23:03,784 --> 01:23:05,322 You wanna swing on down? -Yeah, yeah, I know it. 1193 01:23:05,405 --> 01:23:07,357 Oh, yeah? Okay. Cool. Hey, you ever had a camera? 1194 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:09,612 -No. -Check it out. It's fun, man. 1195 01:23:11,302 --> 01:23:13,252 See that? 1196 01:23:13,335 --> 01:23:14,597 Oh, now, now... Watch the button now, man. 1197 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:15,976 That's my boss's, now. 1198 01:23:16,059 --> 01:23:17,459 You break it, he'll have your head. 1199 01:23:17,542 --> 01:23:19,218 Right, right. I know that guy. 1200 01:23:19,301 --> 01:23:20,562 See the focus? 1201 01:23:20,645 --> 01:23:22,287 Isn't that cool? 1202 01:23:22,370 --> 01:23:24,631 Look at that. Come on down, man. 1203 01:23:24,714 --> 01:23:26,266 You good? Let's go. 1204 01:23:27,542 --> 01:23:29,287 Hey, you okay there, big guy? 1205 01:23:29,370 --> 01:23:31,183 Y-You all right? 1206 01:23:31,266 --> 01:23:32,942 Hey, you wanted to come down, right? 1207 01:23:33,025 --> 01:23:34,976 What is wrong with you, you fucking freak? 1208 01:23:35,059 --> 01:23:36,942 -Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, stop. -Fuck you! 1209 01:23:37,025 --> 01:23:38,528 I'm only talking to you, man! 1210 01:23:38,611 --> 01:23:40,128 Get fucking in. 1211 01:23:49,472 --> 01:23:50,506 Round two? 1212 01:23:51,817 --> 01:23:53,610 Okay. You talked me into it. 1213 01:23:58,955 --> 01:24:00,300 How you doing, champ? 1214 01:24:31,402 --> 01:24:32,802 What are you doing? Don't! 1215 01:24:32,885 --> 01:24:34,491 Bruce, don't! -Why'd you come down here? 1216 01:24:34,574 --> 01:24:36,491 Come on! Bruce! What the fuck? 1217 01:24:36,574 --> 01:24:38,540 What the fuck are you doing?! 1218 01:24:40,816 --> 01:24:43,008 Aah! Aah! 1219 01:24:43,091 --> 01:24:44,298 Fuck! 1220 01:24:45,573 --> 01:24:46,884 Fuck! 1221 01:24:47,677 --> 01:24:49,608 Ah! Fuck! 1222 01:24:50,815 --> 01:24:53,353 What the...? 1223 01:24:53,436 --> 01:24:55,573 What the fuck are you doing?! 1224 01:25:33,572 --> 01:25:35,248 Listen to me. 1225 01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:38,903 Before he gets back, we gotta get the fuck out of here, okay? 1226 01:25:38,986 --> 01:25:41,193 -Fucking stop! -Ow! Fuck! 1227 01:26:01,261 --> 01:26:04,089 No, no, no... 1228 01:26:08,434 --> 01:26:10,454 It's the other guy. It's his store. 1229 01:26:10,537 --> 01:26:13,592 He was upstairs. They're in it together! 1230 01:26:13,675 --> 01:26:15,088 Ow! Fuck! 1231 01:26:17,639 --> 01:26:19,005 Oww! 1232 01:26:19,088 --> 01:26:22,433 Okay, let's start by telling me your name. 1233 01:26:23,708 --> 01:26:26,625 Brucey. Little Brucey Dittman. 1234 01:26:26,708 --> 01:26:28,384 -Ow! Oww! -You sick freak! 1235 01:26:28,467 --> 01:26:29,453 Yu got the wrong g... 1236 01:26:29,536 --> 01:26:30,950 So, Brucey... 1237 01:26:31,950 --> 01:26:33,743 What are you going to be for Halloween? 1238 01:26:35,777 --> 01:26:38,122 Cowboy. I wanna be a cowboy. 1239 01:26:41,157 --> 01:26:43,660 Now, Brucey, are you going to be safe 1240 01:26:43,743 --> 01:26:45,935 while you're trick-or-treating? 1241 01:26:46,018 --> 01:26:47,969 What... W-What happened to the other guy? 1242 01:26:48,052 --> 01:26:50,900 Guess your mom and dad are letting you go by yourself 1243 01:26:50,983 --> 01:26:53,142 for the very first time. 1244 01:26:53,225 --> 01:26:56,866 -Oh, God. I need to stand up. -Let's get the hell out of here. 1245 01:26:56,949 --> 01:26:59,521 Nothing will happen to me as long as I'm brave. 1246 01:26:59,604 --> 01:27:01,038 I'll be safe. 1247 01:27:01,121 --> 01:27:03,294 Let's get you to the hospital. 1248 01:27:05,397 --> 01:27:07,349 I'm not gonna talk to strangers. 1249 01:27:07,432 --> 01:27:09,624 I'm not gonna go anywhere with them. 1250 01:27:09,707 --> 01:27:11,190 Anywhere with them. 1251 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:18,224 Happy Halloween, kids! 1252 01:27:39,534 --> 01:27:42,348 The scourge that has plagued our community is ended, 1253 01:27:42,431 --> 01:27:44,588 and a killer of kids has been stopped, 1254 01:27:44,671 --> 01:27:47,553 while abducting his latest victim to the very store 1255 01:27:47,636 --> 01:27:49,864 where he claimed to create safe video documentation 1256 01:27:49,947 --> 01:27:51,415 for local children. 1257 01:27:51,498 --> 01:27:54,347 Tim Kaplan died of injuries on Halloween night 1258 01:27:54,430 --> 01:27:57,036 after torturing and presumably killing 1259 01:27:57,119 --> 01:27:59,450 both Olivia Hamel and Drew Stackhouse, 1260 01:27:59,533 --> 01:28:02,657 whose bodies have yet to be found. 1261 01:28:02,740 --> 01:28:04,967 Tim was so weird. 1262 01:28:05,050 --> 01:28:07,415 Nothing about him surprised me. 1263 01:28:07,498 --> 01:28:09,312 Ma'am, please. Can you comment on your husband? 1264 01:28:09,395 --> 01:28:11,071 Please, ma'am, the situation with your husband. 1265 01:28:11,154 --> 01:28:13,657 Kaplan's family has not yet spoken to the media, 1266 01:28:13,740 --> 01:28:16,587 and now have round-the-clock police protection 1267 01:28:16,670 --> 01:28:19,311 from angry community members. 1268 01:28:19,394 --> 01:28:21,346 I'm here with Bruce Dittmann. 1269 01:28:21,429 --> 01:28:24,863 Bruce, you worked alongside Tim Kaplan for many years. 1270 01:28:24,946 --> 01:28:26,621 You even handled the technical aspect 1271 01:28:26,704 --> 01:28:28,242 of his KidPrinting business. 1272 01:28:28,325 --> 01:28:31,518 You were as close to Tim and his operations as anybody. 1273 01:28:31,601 --> 01:28:34,828 Did you ever have any idea anything was amiss? 1274 01:28:34,911 --> 01:28:36,380 Well, it's kind of hard to say. 1275 01:28:36,463 --> 01:28:40,346 Um, you know, it's a damn shame, though. 1276 01:28:40,429 --> 01:28:43,518 Tim always had kids coming through there. 1277 01:28:43,601 --> 01:28:45,482 So, so many of them. Just... 1278 01:28:45,565 --> 01:28:47,551 You know, and, um... and I'm in the back there, 1279 01:28:47,634 --> 01:28:51,448 you know, hours a day, watching video after video. 1280 01:28:51,531 --> 01:28:57,172 The video of these sweet little innocent faces. 1281 01:28:57,255 --> 01:29:01,069 You know, it makes you think back to your own childhood, 1282 01:29:01,152 --> 01:29:04,241 you know, and... and how vulnerable you were back then. 1283 01:29:04,324 --> 01:29:06,620 Maybe it was something in his past. 1284 01:29:06,703 --> 01:29:08,655 W-We'll never know. 1285 01:29:08,738 --> 01:29:10,276 But... But I'm committed 1286 01:29:10,359 --> 01:29:13,655 to continuing the KidPrint service 1287 01:29:13,738 --> 01:29:15,358 for the sake of the children. 1288 01:29:36,495 --> 01:29:39,220 Subjects are situated, Mr. Rothschild. 1289 01:29:40,116 --> 01:29:41,861 Mr. Rothschild. 1290 01:29:41,944 --> 01:29:43,481 Subjects are situated. 1291 01:29:43,564 --> 01:29:44,909 Yeah. 1292 01:29:52,219 --> 01:29:54,549 Now, remember, as mentioned before, 1293 01:29:54,632 --> 01:29:57,894 please remain seated at all times. 1294 01:29:57,977 --> 01:29:59,722 No matter what happens, 1295 01:29:59,805 --> 01:30:02,067 stay in your seats. 1296 01:30:02,150 --> 01:30:03,687 Having so many subjects at one time 1297 01:30:03,770 --> 01:30:06,032 will be a strain on our equipment, Mr. Rothschild. 1298 01:30:06,115 --> 01:30:08,480 It took almost five hours 1299 01:30:08,563 --> 01:30:10,963 to clean that little boy off the walls. 1300 01:30:11,046 --> 01:30:13,274 I'm getting impatient. 1301 01:30:13,357 --> 01:30:18,011 Please open your can and taste our new soda. 1302 01:30:57,286 --> 01:30:58,906 Fucking remain calm! 1303 01:31:04,665 --> 01:31:06,803 Let me out! 1304 01:31:22,078 --> 01:31:23,753 What the fuck is happening?! 1305 01:31:23,836 --> 01:31:26,546 The equipment wasn't engineered for more than three subjects! 1306 01:31:26,629 --> 01:31:28,684 Can't you pull the fucking plug?! 1307 01:31:28,767 --> 01:31:30,098 Which fucking plug?! 1308 01:31:30,181 --> 01:31:32,698 Maybe this big fucking red button... 1309 01:31:45,181 --> 01:31:47,373 The chamber's clear! 1310 01:31:47,456 --> 01:31:49,787 Did you extract them all? 1311 01:31:49,870 --> 01:31:51,201 I've still got a live reading. 1312 01:31:51,284 --> 01:31:52,835 So there is still something in there! 1313 01:31:57,387 --> 01:32:00,008 Turn your fucking camera light on! 1314 01:32:09,559 --> 01:32:11,249 Hi, 47. 1315 01:32:13,870 --> 01:32:15,732 Did you drink the soda? 1316 01:32:17,145 --> 01:32:18,269 Uh-huh. 1317 01:32:18,352 --> 01:32:20,455 Can I have more, please? 1318 01:32:22,386 --> 01:32:24,455 Can you come closer to the mirror? 1319 01:32:28,765 --> 01:32:30,145 Receptive. 1320 01:32:32,489 --> 01:32:36,524 Can you tell me what is your favorite soda? 1321 01:32:38,248 --> 01:32:40,627 Diet Phantasma. 1322 01:32:42,593 --> 01:32:44,027 Perfect. 1323 01:32:44,110 --> 01:32:46,165 Help me! Anyone! Help me! 1324 01:32:46,248 --> 01:32:47,578 Fuck's sake! 1325 01:32:47,661 --> 01:32:48,819 Who is that now? 1326 01:32:48,902 --> 01:32:50,937 Help me! 1327 01:32:57,488 --> 01:33:00,509 Sir, it's gonna break! The S.I. bar has shut down! 1328 01:33:00,592 --> 01:33:03,164 They can get in here! 1329 01:33:03,247 --> 01:33:05,040 What do we do, Mr. Rothschild? 1330 01:33:08,868 --> 01:33:10,130 I'm unable to extract. 1331 01:33:10,213 --> 01:33:11,474 What do we do, Mr. Rothschild?! 1332 01:33:11,557 --> 01:33:13,061 They're gonna break through! 1333 01:33:13,144 --> 01:33:14,199 They can get in here, Mr. Rothschild! 1334 01:33:14,282 --> 01:33:15,716 Package and ship the product. 1335 01:33:15,799 --> 01:33:16,957 But it's not ready! 1336 01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:18,763 I said get the fucking sodas! 1337 01:33:30,763 --> 01:33:32,232 Careful with the details, son. 1338 01:33:32,315 --> 01:33:33,784 She's our star attraction. 1339 01:33:33,867 --> 01:33:35,094 I'm trying, Dad. 1340 01:33:35,177 --> 01:33:37,094 Camera's rolling. Use stage names. 1341 01:33:37,177 --> 01:33:40,370 I'm trying, Dr. Mortis. 1342 01:33:40,453 --> 01:33:41,646 Look at those teeth. 1343 01:33:41,729 --> 01:33:44,384 She's alive, Igor! She's alive! 1344 01:33:48,935 --> 01:33:50,817 Zack! 1345 01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:52,024 Raaah! 1346 01:33:52,107 --> 01:33:54,610 -Aah! Why me?! -I got you! 1347 01:33:54,693 --> 01:33:56,128 Nooo! 1348 01:33:56,211 --> 01:33:57,438 Right. We have our witch. 1349 01:33:57,521 --> 01:34:01,403 Now we need a torture chamber. 1350 01:34:01,486 --> 01:34:04,059 What if next year we did just like a giant chicken head? 1351 01:34:04,142 --> 01:34:05,403 That wouldn't be scary, Dad. 1352 01:34:05,486 --> 01:34:07,128 That wouldn't be scary at all. 1353 01:34:07,211 --> 01:34:09,679 No, that would be terrible. 1354 01:34:09,762 --> 01:34:12,507 I really can't wait to go trick-or-treating with Dad. 1355 01:34:12,590 --> 01:34:13,576 Yeah? 1356 01:34:13,659 --> 01:34:15,231 -Yeah. -What about me? 1357 01:34:15,314 --> 01:34:16,817 Oh, I have to hand out candy to the kids. 1358 01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:19,127 We're gonna eat some of these pumpkin guts. 1359 01:34:19,210 --> 01:34:21,265 Um, I think you... -Ugh! Ew! 1360 01:34:21,348 --> 01:34:24,127 Oh, look at you two! You're so stinkin' cute. 1361 01:34:24,210 --> 01:34:26,609 We're not cute, Mom. We're scary. 1362 01:34:26,692 --> 01:34:29,058 Out! Out of the laboratory! 1363 01:34:29,141 --> 01:34:32,196 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You're too scary. You're terrifying. 1364 01:34:32,279 --> 01:34:34,540 Ah! Ah! 1365 01:34:34,623 --> 01:34:37,230 Into our house of horrors. 1366 01:34:37,313 --> 01:34:38,575 Hold the hand, 'cause... 1367 01:34:38,658 --> 01:34:40,678 -Here? -Yeah, now... 1368 01:34:40,761 --> 01:34:42,210 Yeah. Yeah. 1369 01:34:50,416 --> 01:34:51,677 That's much better. 1370 01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:55,174 Ready, Igor? Our guests have arrived. 1371 01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,298 Aah! 1372 01:35:09,381 --> 01:35:12,264 That's enough. Turn it off. 1373 01:35:12,347 --> 01:35:14,574 Turn the camera off, too. -Oh! 1374 01:35:14,657 --> 01:35:16,712 Ohhhh! -Turn it off! 1375 01:35:16,795 --> 01:35:20,366 Hey, come on, turn it back on! 1376 01:35:20,449 --> 01:35:21,676 Come on, Zackie, I'm just trying 1377 01:35:21,759 --> 01:35:23,435 to get you pumped for our season. 1378 01:35:23,518 --> 01:35:25,194 I'm gonna be pumped to move out and never, 1379 01:35:25,277 --> 01:35:26,435 ever do this again. 1380 01:35:26,518 --> 01:35:28,263 Oh, don't be like that, bud. 1381 01:35:28,346 --> 01:35:30,607 This maze is important. It's our thing. 1382 01:35:30,690 --> 01:35:32,987 It's your thing. It's important to you. 1383 01:35:33,070 --> 01:35:34,538 I'm done being your clown. 1384 01:35:34,621 --> 01:35:36,780 Hey, you loved it when you were a kid. 1385 01:35:36,863 --> 01:35:39,745 Yeah, well, kids like dumb stuff. 1386 01:35:39,828 --> 01:35:41,952 It's not dumb. 1387 01:35:42,035 --> 01:35:43,952 Hey, it's not dumb! 1388 01:35:44,035 --> 01:35:46,538 Hey, we've always done this together. 1389 01:35:46,621 --> 01:35:49,744 You know I can't film the first walk-through without you. 1390 01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:53,000 So, what do I have to do? Beg? Bribe? 1391 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,399 I don't know. Call your work buddies. 1392 01:35:56,482 --> 01:35:58,744 Dress them up like assholes. See how they like it. 1393 01:35:58,827 --> 01:36:00,813 Yeah, they're alcoholics. You know that? 1394 01:36:00,896 --> 01:36:03,917 Great! Then Dr. Mortis can't make their lives any worse 1395 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,641 than they already are. -Stop being dramatic. 1396 01:36:05,724 --> 01:36:07,399 No one's ruining anyone's life here. 1397 01:36:07,482 --> 01:36:10,710 The kids at school have an Igor-Mortis junior dance, 1398 01:36:10,793 --> 01:36:12,055 Keith. 1399 01:36:12,138 --> 01:36:13,606 They draw pictures of me... 1400 01:36:13,689 --> 01:36:15,606 doing things in belfries. 1401 01:36:15,689 --> 01:36:18,744 Belfries? You're not even that kind of a hunchback. 1402 01:36:18,827 --> 01:36:20,916 Don't you try to explain our lore to these idiots? 1403 01:36:20,999 --> 01:36:23,261 Your lore is why I don't have a girlfriend. 1404 01:36:23,344 --> 01:36:26,398 You're really trying to blame that on our home haunt? 1405 01:36:26,481 --> 01:36:29,123 You know, I can't tell if you try to be a dick 1406 01:36:29,206 --> 01:36:30,571 or if you just can't help it. 1407 01:36:30,654 --> 01:36:32,536 Zack! 1408 01:36:32,619 --> 01:36:34,847 Just give me one more Halloween. 1409 01:36:34,930 --> 01:36:38,481 Keith, I'm done with all this bullshit. 1410 01:36:39,550 --> 01:36:41,433 I just don't want to end up like you. 1411 01:36:41,516 --> 01:36:43,413 Zack! Come on. 1412 01:36:47,757 --> 01:36:50,225 -Whoa. -Need an assist? 1413 01:36:50,308 --> 01:36:51,777 I used to know how to talk to him. 1414 01:36:51,860 --> 01:36:54,053 He just called me Keith. 1415 01:36:54,136 --> 01:36:56,122 He's just at that age. 1416 01:36:56,205 --> 01:36:58,363 Let me work my magic, okay? 1417 01:36:58,446 --> 01:37:00,984 I remember when I had the magic. 1418 01:37:01,067 --> 01:37:02,432 Can we, uh...? 1419 01:37:02,515 --> 01:37:04,343 Oh, right. Sorry. 1420 01:37:05,584 --> 01:37:07,363 Hey, hey! There he is! 1421 01:37:07,446 --> 01:37:09,053 I knew you'd come around, Zackie. 1422 01:37:09,136 --> 01:37:10,742 I'm not coming around! 1423 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:13,480 Mom's just better at blackmail than you are. 1424 01:37:17,549 --> 01:37:19,156 I want that on the record. 1425 01:37:19,239 --> 01:37:20,686 Oh, come on! 1426 01:37:23,997 --> 01:37:25,914 What are we looking for, exactly? 1427 01:37:25,997 --> 01:37:28,431 Oh, I don't know. Wardrobe, props. 1428 01:37:28,514 --> 01:37:30,293 Oh! Scary stuff. 1429 01:37:30,376 --> 01:37:31,741 You really need more junk? 1430 01:37:31,824 --> 01:37:34,638 Hey, we need more junk. 1431 01:37:34,721 --> 01:37:36,259 The scarier, the better. 1432 01:37:36,342 --> 01:37:37,948 Hey, Keith! 1433 01:37:38,031 --> 01:37:39,362 No recording. 1434 01:37:39,445 --> 01:37:41,914 Oh, sorry, Janet. Must've forgot. 1435 01:37:41,997 --> 01:37:43,293 We've been over this. 1436 01:37:43,376 --> 01:37:44,859 Okay. I'm sorry. 1437 01:37:47,066 --> 01:37:49,328 I didn't forget, Janet. 1438 01:37:49,411 --> 01:37:52,189 And I am not sorry. 1439 01:37:52,272 --> 01:37:54,085 Zack. 1440 01:37:54,168 --> 01:37:55,775 Zack! 1441 01:37:55,858 --> 01:37:57,982 Oh, my. Oh... 1442 01:37:58,065 --> 01:38:00,016 Oh, man. 1443 01:38:00,099 --> 01:38:03,375 Igor Mortis Jr. signature collection. 1444 01:38:08,651 --> 01:38:10,789 What have we here? 1445 01:38:11,996 --> 01:38:15,754 Keeping the good stuff in the back, huh, Janet? 1446 01:38:17,375 --> 01:38:19,189 Oops! 1447 01:38:19,272 --> 01:38:21,360 Whoa. Look at all this stuff. 1448 01:38:21,443 --> 01:38:23,532 That's a gnarly little guy. 1449 01:38:23,615 --> 01:38:25,394 Uh-oh. ♪ Dun-dun ♪ 1450 01:38:25,477 --> 01:38:26,670 Too sharp. 1451 01:38:26,753 --> 01:38:29,705 Ugh, a little too real. 1452 01:38:29,788 --> 01:38:33,601 Hey, now we're talking. Mystery trunk. 1453 01:38:33,684 --> 01:38:35,084 Ah, no cymbals. 1454 01:38:35,167 --> 01:38:37,050 Eh. No sale. 1455 01:38:37,133 --> 01:38:39,946 Oh! Oh, man! 1456 01:38:40,029 --> 01:38:41,394 Oh, my God. 1457 01:38:41,477 --> 01:38:43,581 Oh, my God. Check. 1458 01:38:45,581 --> 01:38:48,257 Go on! 1459 01:38:48,340 --> 01:38:50,084 Easy, easy. Watch the foam. 1460 01:38:50,167 --> 01:38:53,083 -I am! -Ha-ha-ha! 1461 01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:55,097 What do you think? 1462 01:38:56,649 --> 01:38:58,925 I think I liked it better when it was smaller. 1463 01:39:00,994 --> 01:39:03,876 What's so funny? 1464 01:39:03,959 --> 01:39:05,118 Check it out. 1465 01:39:05,201 --> 01:39:06,428 You steal things now? 1466 01:39:06,511 --> 01:39:07,980 I left some money on the counter. 1467 01:39:08,063 --> 01:39:09,462 She won't miss it. 1468 01:39:09,545 --> 01:39:11,221 It's perfect. Right? 1469 01:39:11,304 --> 01:39:14,497 Lots of dead kids on this thing, aren't there? 1470 01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:17,083 Eh, like I said, this year will be scary. 1471 01:39:17,166 --> 01:39:19,393 I'm talking traumatized neighbors. 1472 01:39:19,476 --> 01:39:22,565 911 calls. TV deals. 1473 01:39:22,648 --> 01:39:24,186 "Listener beware. 1474 01:39:24,269 --> 01:39:27,151 He who invokes the song of Samhain on All Hallows' Eve 1475 01:39:27,234 --> 01:39:32,151 lets loose the riders of hell, with a symphony of the damned!" 1476 01:39:32,234 --> 01:39:34,013 Oh, hell yeah! 1477 01:39:34,096 --> 01:39:37,324 We've found our overarching narrative. 1478 01:39:37,407 --> 01:39:39,599 Overarching. Right. 1479 01:39:39,682 --> 01:39:42,910 Symphony of the damned. 1480 01:39:42,993 --> 01:39:46,096 Alright, Igor, let's get into character. 1481 01:39:48,441 --> 01:39:50,496 Stop squirming. I need to fix your hump. 1482 01:39:50,579 --> 01:39:52,750 Please stop calling it that. 1483 01:39:54,164 --> 01:39:55,957 Are we having fun yet? 1484 01:39:58,474 --> 01:39:59,978 Is it straight? 1485 01:40:00,061 --> 01:40:01,254 It's fine, Keith. 1486 01:40:01,337 --> 01:40:02,978 Well, it needs to cover the entire frame, okay? 1487 01:40:03,061 --> 01:40:06,185 It's fine. Let's get moving. 1488 01:40:06,268 --> 01:40:09,495 Come on. 1489 01:40:09,578 --> 01:40:11,750 Make sure to get everything. 1490 01:40:12,543 --> 01:40:13,909 One for you, 1491 01:40:13,992 --> 01:40:15,633 and one for you. 1492 01:40:15,716 --> 01:40:17,426 Hey, Ashley. 1493 01:40:17,509 --> 01:40:18,495 Hey, Zack. 1494 01:40:18,578 --> 01:40:20,391 Hey, Igor. 1495 01:40:20,474 --> 01:40:23,080 Oh, hello, brave little one. 1496 01:40:23,163 --> 01:40:26,473 Are you ready to enter our house of horrors? 1497 01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:28,770 Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. 1498 01:40:28,853 --> 01:40:30,218 This shit always looks fake. 1499 01:40:30,301 --> 01:40:31,839 Chill out, Rich. 1500 01:40:31,922 --> 01:40:33,942 If it looks like shit, then why are we doing it? 1501 01:40:34,025 --> 01:40:35,735 'Cause I want to tell him that it looks like shit. 1502 01:40:35,818 --> 01:40:37,942 Language, Rich. It's a family haunt. 1503 01:40:38,025 --> 01:40:40,942 -Don't want your stupid flyer. -It's a family haunt. 1504 01:40:41,025 --> 01:40:43,528 I'd like to see you make a haunt. 1505 01:40:43,611 --> 01:40:44,873 Could be anywhere else. 1506 01:40:44,956 --> 01:40:46,908 Old grouch. Anywhere else. 1507 01:40:46,991 --> 01:40:49,253 Okay. 1508 01:40:49,336 --> 01:40:51,907 Recording. 1509 01:40:51,990 --> 01:40:53,838 Come... Come... 1510 01:40:53,921 --> 01:40:55,941 Someone just kill me. 1511 01:40:56,024 --> 01:40:57,321 -Enter. -Please. 1512 01:40:57,404 --> 01:40:59,424 It's not gonna be scary. It's gonna be fine. 1513 01:40:59,507 --> 01:41:00,941 This way. 1514 01:41:01,024 --> 01:41:03,596 Keith thinks he's Mr. fucking Halloween. 1515 01:41:03,679 --> 01:41:05,355 You know, goes to the Halloween store 1516 01:41:05,438 --> 01:41:07,389 and buys some shit, calls it a haunted house. 1517 01:41:07,472 --> 01:41:08,976 Looks like a fire hazard to me. 1518 01:41:09,059 --> 01:41:11,404 Seriously. I'm gonna make a call. 1519 01:41:18,197 --> 01:41:20,769 -Ladies and gentlemen of the living. -Shh! Quiet, quiet! 1520 01:41:20,852 --> 01:41:23,561 Welcome to your place of eternal rest. 1521 01:41:23,644 --> 01:41:28,561 Tonight on All Hallows' Eve, we gather to bear horrible witness. 1522 01:41:28,644 --> 01:41:31,457 Oh, come on, Keith. Get on with it, man. 1523 01:41:31,540 --> 01:41:37,354 Together we gather to open a portal into the beyond, 1524 01:41:37,437 --> 01:41:39,285 with this key... 1525 01:41:39,368 --> 01:41:42,678 our symphony of the damned. 1526 01:41:48,540 --> 01:41:51,078 Do you hear it? 1527 01:41:51,161 --> 01:41:53,905 The sound of fingers digging in their graves, 1528 01:41:53,988 --> 01:41:56,629 clawing back to our world, 1529 01:41:56,712 --> 01:41:58,698 through the soil at your feet. 1530 01:41:58,781 --> 01:42:01,022 Hungry for your flesh. 1531 01:42:03,402 --> 01:42:04,953 Do you feel them? 1532 01:42:08,367 --> 01:42:11,732 Spirits gathering in the air around us. 1533 01:42:11,815 --> 01:42:14,663 Drawn to our music. We call out to them. 1534 01:42:14,746 --> 01:42:16,284 Hear our song! 1535 01:42:16,367 --> 01:42:21,367 Let our symphony open wide the gates of hell! 1536 01:42:32,676 --> 01:42:34,297 Keith, what the fuck? 1537 01:42:35,573 --> 01:42:37,021 Aah! 1538 01:42:38,056 --> 01:42:41,042 -What the fuck, Keith? -Did you see that? 1539 01:42:41,125 --> 01:42:42,835 I don't even know why I put up with this shit. 1540 01:42:42,918 --> 01:42:44,697 Is everyone okay? 1541 01:42:44,780 --> 01:42:47,056 -What's going on? -I dunno. 1542 01:42:49,469 --> 01:42:50,731 It... It's not real. 1543 01:42:50,814 --> 01:42:52,937 Just take deep breaths. 1544 01:42:53,020 --> 01:42:55,675 Everything's fine. It's gonna be fine, I promise. 1545 01:42:58,537 --> 01:43:00,765 I thought this was supposed to be a fucking haunted house, 1546 01:43:00,848 --> 01:43:02,400 not a miniature golf course. 1547 01:43:03,917 --> 01:43:05,661 Oh, man, Keith, that looks like shit. 1548 01:43:05,744 --> 01:43:06,813 This is so lame. 1549 01:43:08,917 --> 01:43:10,454 -Huh? -Keith, what's going on? 1550 01:43:10,537 --> 01:43:12,006 The door won't open. 1551 01:43:12,089 --> 01:43:13,799 What are you talking about? It's a fake door. 1552 01:43:13,882 --> 01:43:15,385 It's all fake. 1553 01:43:15,468 --> 01:43:18,696 Same old shit every year, Keith. Come on, man. 1554 01:43:18,779 --> 01:43:21,227 Rich, that is not one of mine! 1555 01:43:22,743 --> 01:43:24,433 Aah! Aaaaah! 1556 01:43:34,502 --> 01:43:35,729 -Keith! -Ah! Aaaah! 1557 01:43:35,812 --> 01:43:38,709 Run! Everybody run! 1558 01:43:46,088 --> 01:43:47,695 Oh, God! They're everywhere! 1559 01:43:47,778 --> 01:43:49,247 Oh, God! 1560 01:43:49,330 --> 01:43:50,536 Aah! 1561 01:43:57,225 --> 01:43:59,811 -We're gonna die here! -This way! Towards the crypt! 1562 01:44:03,639 --> 01:44:05,728 God damn stone! 1563 01:44:05,811 --> 01:44:07,418 How is it stone? 1564 01:44:07,501 --> 01:44:08,604 Oh, my God! 1565 01:44:10,639 --> 01:44:12,832 Oh, my God! 1566 01:44:12,915 --> 01:44:15,142 We gotta go. We gotta go! 1567 01:44:15,225 --> 01:44:17,280 Aaaah! 1568 01:44:17,363 --> 01:44:18,556 Open the door! 1569 01:44:18,639 --> 01:44:19,639 Hurry! 1570 01:44:22,673 --> 01:44:23,845 Keith! 1571 01:44:30,465 --> 01:44:31,914 Let's go! The door! 1572 01:44:38,293 --> 01:44:39,314 Hurry! 1573 01:44:39,397 --> 01:44:41,624 Everybody push! 1574 01:44:41,707 --> 01:44:43,052 Ugh! They're coming! 1575 01:44:44,672 --> 01:44:49,052 Everybody! Everybody, push! 1576 01:44:50,259 --> 01:44:51,259 Oh, God, no! 1577 01:44:54,189 --> 01:44:56,533 No! Don't close the door! 1578 01:45:00,602 --> 01:45:02,140 We could save her! 1579 01:45:02,223 --> 01:45:04,002 -We can save her! -No, she's gone. 1580 01:45:04,085 --> 01:45:05,933 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1581 01:45:06,016 --> 01:45:08,140 Zack. Put the camera down. 1582 01:45:08,223 --> 01:45:10,175 I can't. 1583 01:45:10,258 --> 01:45:13,313 If we don't make it out of here, 1584 01:45:13,396 --> 01:45:15,106 people need to know what happened, 1585 01:45:15,189 --> 01:45:16,657 or else they'll blame you. 1586 01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:19,554 Everyone will blame you. 1587 01:45:19,637 --> 01:45:22,381 What's happening to us? 1588 01:45:22,464 --> 01:45:26,518 People are dying, you asshole! 1589 01:45:26,601 --> 01:45:30,105 My husband... is dead. 1590 01:45:30,188 --> 01:45:31,760 I can't explain any of this. 1591 01:45:31,843 --> 01:45:34,243 It's that record! 1592 01:45:34,326 --> 01:45:35,806 When we played the music, something... 1593 01:45:38,015 --> 01:45:39,587 What's wrong with her? 1594 01:45:39,670 --> 01:45:43,415 Ruby, are you okay? 1595 01:45:43,498 --> 01:45:44,587 Aah! Aah! 1596 01:45:44,670 --> 01:45:47,208 Don't leave me! Don't leave me! 1597 01:45:47,291 --> 01:45:49,243 -Don't go. -Don't leave me! 1598 01:45:49,326 --> 01:45:51,484 No! Don't go in that room! 1599 01:45:51,567 --> 01:45:53,793 -Stay here. I got you. -We have to stop her. 1600 01:45:53,876 --> 01:45:54,966 We have to get her! 1601 01:45:55,049 --> 01:45:57,325 It's okay. 1602 01:45:58,635 --> 01:45:59,690 Hello? 1603 01:45:59,773 --> 01:46:01,655 H-H-Help... me... 1604 01:46:01,738 --> 01:46:02,724 Where are you? 1605 01:46:02,807 --> 01:46:04,207 -Help. -Talk to me. 1606 01:46:04,290 --> 01:46:05,862 What room is this? 1607 01:46:05,945 --> 01:46:07,173 Oh, God. Oh, no. 1608 01:46:07,256 --> 01:46:09,035 I can't see her. Where are we? 1609 01:46:09,118 --> 01:46:10,621 It's the torture chamber. 1610 01:46:10,704 --> 01:46:11,807 Oh, my God! 1611 01:46:16,773 --> 01:46:18,221 Oh, my God! 1612 01:46:22,911 --> 01:46:24,737 Please! Please, God, no! 1613 01:46:26,634 --> 01:46:27,875 Oh, my God! 1614 01:46:28,841 --> 01:46:30,910 Stay away! Stop! 1615 01:46:53,599 --> 01:46:55,598 Everyone... Is everyone all right? 1616 01:46:58,288 --> 01:47:00,929 -I'm okay. -Don't look at that, Zack. 1617 01:47:01,012 --> 01:47:02,481 Come on. 1618 01:47:02,564 --> 01:47:04,426 This way. 1619 01:47:09,564 --> 01:47:11,688 I want my mommy. 1620 01:47:11,771 --> 01:47:13,826 I'm gonna take you home. 1621 01:47:13,909 --> 01:47:16,102 Last room. 1622 01:47:16,185 --> 01:47:17,791 -I'm not going in there. -We have to. 1623 01:47:17,874 --> 01:47:19,205 -I-I can't! -Zack. 1624 01:47:19,288 --> 01:47:21,274 -She's in there! -I'm gonna keep you safe. 1625 01:47:21,357 --> 01:47:22,722 I'm sorry I got you into this, 1626 01:47:22,805 --> 01:47:24,446 but I swear to God, I'm getting you out. 1627 01:47:24,528 --> 01:47:25,825 Okay, Dad. 1628 01:47:25,908 --> 01:47:28,080 Wait, wait. Where's the little girl? 1629 01:47:29,770 --> 01:47:32,204 Hey, don't go in there! 1630 01:47:32,287 --> 01:47:34,735 -Oh, God. -Get her out! 1631 01:47:43,253 --> 01:47:45,101 Ah! Where'd she go? 1632 01:47:45,184 --> 01:47:46,666 Where'd she go? 1633 01:48:08,872 --> 01:48:10,631 Mom! Are you okay? 1634 01:48:11,562 --> 01:48:14,134 Come on. We gotta get Dad. Come on, please. 1635 01:48:14,217 --> 01:48:16,217 Please. We gotta go. Please. 1636 01:48:17,252 --> 01:48:19,272 Keith! Keith! 1637 01:48:19,355 --> 01:48:22,065 Keith, get up! Keith! We gotta go. Come on. 1638 01:48:22,148 --> 01:48:23,996 Dad! Get up! 1639 01:48:24,079 --> 01:48:25,892 Okay. 1640 01:48:25,975 --> 01:48:27,733 We gotta go. 1641 01:48:30,009 --> 01:48:31,685 Dad! Get down! 1642 01:48:31,768 --> 01:48:32,802 Aah! 1643 01:49:34,007 --> 01:49:36,786 ♪ Normal night, should be ♪ 1644 01:49:36,869 --> 01:49:40,959 ♪ Just trying to live a normal life, okay? ♪ 1645 01:49:41,042 --> 01:49:42,683 ♪ It was the image that brought me back ♪ 1646 01:49:42,766 --> 01:49:44,166 ♪ But listen ♪ 1647 01:49:44,249 --> 01:49:45,890 ♪ I don't want your presence ♪ 1648 01:49:45,973 --> 01:49:50,510 ♪ Purple man smoking weed in my bedroom ♪ 1649 01:49:50,593 --> 01:49:54,476 ♪ Don't want you, I don't need you ♪ 1650 01:49:54,559 --> 01:49:57,578 ♪ And don't think I'd forget ♪ 1651 01:49:57,661 --> 01:50:00,889 ♪ You hurt me in a past life ♪ 1652 01:50:00,972 --> 01:50:02,592 ♪ And you were so strange once ♪ 1653 01:50:08,903 --> 01:50:10,406 Diet Phantasma... 1654 01:50:10,489 --> 01:50:13,096 made with real ghosts. 1655 01:50:13,179 --> 01:50:15,682 Made 100% with poltergeist extract. 1656 01:50:15,765 --> 01:50:18,903 It's spooktacular, and only one calorie. 1657 01:50:21,627 --> 01:50:24,647 It's scary how good it tastes. 1658 01:50:24,730 --> 01:50:26,129 Diet Phantasma... 1659 01:50:26,212 --> 01:50:28,385 available now from the Octagon Company. 1660 01:50:31,281 --> 01:50:33,543 ♪ At least stranger than you are now ♪ 1661 01:50:33,626 --> 01:50:36,508 ♪ At least stranger than you are now ♪ 1662 01:50:36,591 --> 01:50:39,336 ♪ Okay, it's true, I wanna wear your flesh ♪ 1663 01:50:39,419 --> 01:50:42,370 ♪ When I look through my eyes, I wanna be you ♪ 1664 01:50:42,453 --> 01:50:45,370 ♪ Okay, it's true, I wanna wear your flesh ♪ 1665 01:50:45,453 --> 01:50:49,074 ♪ When I look through my eyes, I wanna be you ♪ 1666 01:50:53,074 --> 01:50:55,109 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1667 01:50:55,936 --> 01:50:57,659 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1668 01:50:58,556 --> 01:51:00,694 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1669 01:51:01,452 --> 01:51:03,418 ♪ I'm a monster too 1670 01:51:04,418 --> 01:51:06,039 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1671 01:51:10,177 --> 01:51:14,025 ♪ But somewhere I'm just ♪ 1672 01:51:14,108 --> 01:51:15,521 ♪ Drifting ♪ 1673 01:51:22,970 --> 01:51:25,956 ♪ Purple man, get out of my room ♪ 1674 01:51:26,039 --> 01:51:28,886 ♪ New spoon, stolen ♪ 1675 01:51:28,969 --> 01:51:30,437 ♪ Gleaming light ♪ 1676 01:51:30,520 --> 01:51:32,989 ♪ I think back to the time fondly ♪ 1677 01:51:33,072 --> 01:51:38,300 ♪ That one time I felt sick, but I zen'd out ♪ 1678 01:51:38,383 --> 01:51:40,955 ♪ And it boiled in no time ♪ 1679 01:51:41,038 --> 01:51:44,024 ♪ I felt good in no time ♪ 1680 01:51:44,107 --> 01:51:46,817 ♪ I felt good in no time ♪ 1681 01:51:46,900 --> 01:51:49,955 ♪ I fell asleep ♪ 1682 01:51:50,038 --> 01:51:52,955 ♪ Into forgotten pleasures ♪ 1683 01:51:53,038 --> 01:51:56,231 ♪ And there was no time ♪ 1684 01:51:56,314 --> 01:51:58,643 ♪ No time ♪ 1685 01:51:58,726 --> 01:52:01,678 ♪ Purple man, stop coming into my room ♪ 1686 01:52:01,761 --> 01:52:04,747 ♪ Stop looking at things that aren't meant for you ♪ 1687 01:52:04,830 --> 01:52:07,678 ♪ Purple man, stop coming into my room ♪ 1688 01:52:07,761 --> 01:52:12,195 ♪ Stop looking at things that aren't meant for you ♪ 1689 01:52:12,278 --> 01:52:15,126 ♪ I'm twisted ♪ 1690 01:52:15,209 --> 01:52:17,885 ♪ And frail ♪ 1691 01:52:17,968 --> 01:52:20,747 ♪ Broken up ♪ 1692 01:52:20,830 --> 01:52:22,450 ♪ I'm purple ♪ 1693 01:52:23,485 --> 01:52:26,574 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1694 01:52:26,657 --> 01:52:29,470 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1695 01:52:29,553 --> 01:52:32,243 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1696 01:52:36,174 --> 01:52:39,056 ♪ I'm trying to kill myself ♪ 1697 01:52:39,139 --> 01:52:41,987 ♪ If you don't mind ♪ 1698 01:52:42,070 --> 01:52:44,711 ♪ That's why I locked the door ♪ 1699 01:52:44,794 --> 01:52:47,677 ♪ I just need some privacy ♪ 1700 01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:52,125 ♪ If you don't mind, I'm gonna open the window now ♪ 1701 01:52:52,208 --> 01:52:54,746 ♪ And jump out, face first ♪ 1702 01:52:54,829 --> 01:52:56,401 ♪ I know we're not that high ♪ 1703 01:52:56,484 --> 01:52:58,503 ♪ But if I do it right ♪ 1704 01:52:58,586 --> 01:53:00,952 ♪ I can break my neck ♪ 1705 01:53:01,035 --> 01:53:03,055 ♪ I don't want to be alive ♪ 1706 01:53:03,138 --> 01:53:05,242 ♪ I don't want to be alive ♪ 1707 01:53:21,793 --> 01:53:23,193 ♪ Animal ♪ 1708 01:53:23,276 --> 01:53:24,814 ♪ Pyramid ♪ 1709 01:53:24,897 --> 01:53:26,035 ♪ Face ♪ 1710 01:53:28,516 --> 01:53:33,296 ♪ I had a question here, but not anymore now ♪ 1711 01:53:33,379 --> 01:53:37,137 ♪ I try not to at least, I try not to ♪ 1712 01:53:39,310 --> 01:53:42,916 ♪ I just stare at the wall ♪ 1713 01:53:42,999 --> 01:53:44,379 ♪ How long? ♪ 1714 01:53:53,344 --> 01:53:57,571 ♪ Face forward, eyes open ♪ 1715 01:53:57,654 --> 01:54:00,309 ♪ Devoid, all right? ♪ 1716 01:54:03,102 --> 01:54:04,708 ♪ Devoid ♪ 1717 01:54:04,791 --> 01:54:07,501 ♪ Demon ♪ 1718 01:54:07,584 --> 01:54:09,088 ♪ Face, no, shut up ♪ 1719 01:54:09,171 --> 01:54:12,033 ♪ Demon, face, no, shut up, face ♪ 1720 01:54:14,895 --> 01:54:16,743 ♪ Shut up! ♪ 1721 01:54:16,826 --> 01:54:17,860 ♪ Okay ♪ 1722 01:54:20,619 --> 01:54:22,033 ♪ Shut up! ♪ 1723 01:54:24,274 --> 01:54:26,088 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 1724 01:54:26,171 --> 01:54:30,018 ♪ Okay? I'm fine ♪ 1725 01:54:30,101 --> 01:54:33,052 ♪ No, seriously ♪ 1726 01:54:33,135 --> 01:54:34,894 ♪ Leave me alone! ♪ 1727 01:54:37,549 --> 01:54:39,135 ♪ Leave me alone! ♪ 1728 01:54:43,239 --> 01:54:47,756 ♪ You've been gone a long... ♪ 117742