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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,365 --> 00:00:39,608 -Gentlemen, when I look at this battlefield, 2 00:00:39,608 --> 00:00:42,542 I see some of the bravest men ever to wear a uniform. 3 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,785 Is that you, Johnson? 4 00:00:43,785 --> 00:00:45,373 You're a real lazy piece of shit. 5 00:00:46,822 --> 00:00:47,927 -Johnson, wake up! 6 00:00:47,927 --> 00:00:49,653 -Sorry, sir. Just guarding the tank. 7 00:00:49,653 --> 00:00:50,964 -You were sleeping. I heard you. 8 00:00:50,964 --> 00:00:53,277 -But it's just so comfortable up here. 9 00:00:53,277 --> 00:00:54,934 I, huh... 10 00:00:54,934 --> 00:00:57,006 Goddammit. 11 00:00:57,006 --> 00:00:58,593 And you there, stop posing. 12 00:00:58,593 --> 00:00:59,594 -Sorry, sir. -Sorry, sir. 13 00:00:59,594 --> 00:01:01,113 -Fucking showboats. 14 00:01:01,113 --> 00:01:02,562 -Excuse me, dear capitan. 15 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,151 What do you want? 16 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,462 -Can I get some cigarettes? 17 00:01:05,462 --> 00:01:07,360 -No. -How about a rifle? 18 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,741 -You're a prisoner of war. 19 00:01:08,741 --> 00:01:10,639 -That doesn't mean we can still be friends. 20 00:01:10,639 --> 00:01:12,952 -It does actually. -Does it really? 21 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:15,127 I've never heard that. How about a bugle? 22 00:01:15,127 --> 00:01:16,956 -We already have a guy who plays the bugle. 23 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:19,027 -I can for sure play better than him. 24 00:01:19,027 --> 00:01:20,304 -It's true. I suck. 25 00:01:20,304 --> 00:01:21,961 -I'm not giving you a bugle. 26 00:01:21,961 --> 00:01:24,377 If I had it my way I would kill all Germans in this place. 27 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:27,174 -But you already killed all the Germans in this place. 28 00:01:29,486 --> 00:01:32,523 -I'd do it again in a heartbeat, so do not test me. 29 00:01:32,523 --> 00:01:34,629 -Ouch. It's pretty mean to threaten someone 30 00:01:34,629 --> 00:01:36,078 with a war crime, my friend. 31 00:01:36,078 --> 00:01:37,321 -We aren't fri-- 32 00:01:37,321 --> 00:01:38,874 -Sir, I see something over there. 33 00:01:38,874 --> 00:01:40,669 -What is it was? Where's Johnson? 34 00:01:40,669 --> 00:01:42,533 -Yeehaw. 35 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:44,846 -Johnson, you yahoo! Everybody run! 36 00:02:00,965 --> 00:02:04,762 ♪♪ 37 00:02:04,762 --> 00:02:07,972 ♪♪ 38 00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:11,113 -This is the "Video Journal of Neurosurgery" with -- 39 00:02:13,668 --> 00:02:15,566 -Guys, I told you the list is endless. 40 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:16,912 So, why wait? 41 00:02:16,912 --> 00:02:19,018 Call this toll-free number and order now. 42 00:02:19,018 --> 00:02:20,226 -Please stop. 43 00:02:25,473 --> 00:02:26,957 -Oh, wait. 44 00:02:29,511 --> 00:02:31,720 So good. 45 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:38,519 -Come on. 46 00:02:38,519 --> 00:02:42,731 ♪♪ 47 00:02:44,387 --> 00:02:47,702 ♪♪ 48 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:49,530 -Hey! 49 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:51,291 -Man, I'm getting crazy. 50 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:54,397 ♪♪ 51 00:02:54,397 --> 00:02:55,813 -Yeah! Yeah! 52 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:57,469 I'm out of my fucking mind. 53 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,540 Ahh! 54 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:00,887 -Fuck it up! 55 00:03:00,887 --> 00:03:03,096 ♪♪ 56 00:03:04,788 --> 00:03:06,824 -Shh. Hey. What's up, bud. 57 00:03:06,824 --> 00:03:08,515 -Get out of here! Stop! 58 00:03:08,515 --> 00:03:10,241 -Hey, make sure you wipe. 59 00:03:10,241 --> 00:03:11,864 -♪ Writing this down ♪ 60 00:03:11,864 --> 00:03:14,004 ♪ 'Cause she knows I'll never leave her ♪ 61 00:03:14,004 --> 00:03:16,144 ♪ 'Cause I can't live without her ♪ 62 00:03:16,144 --> 00:03:17,420 -Take it, take it down. 63 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,285 You want some of that? 64 00:03:21,321 --> 00:03:22,840 -This is my dick. 65 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,222 That's right, it's big. 66 00:03:25,222 --> 00:03:26,740 -Now, don't be a pussy. 67 00:03:28,052 --> 00:03:30,883 Oh, shit. Are you hurt? 68 00:03:30,883 --> 00:03:32,885 -♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 69 00:03:32,885 --> 00:03:35,853 ♪ Cause I don't want to get you off my back ♪ 70 00:03:35,853 --> 00:03:38,338 ♪ No wonder we hate the same things ♪ 71 00:03:38,338 --> 00:03:41,134 ♪ I hate everyone else ♪ 72 00:03:41,134 --> 00:03:42,514 ♪♪ 73 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,035 -Let's fuck it up! 74 00:03:45,035 --> 00:03:47,726 -♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 75 00:03:47,726 --> 00:03:50,178 -Welcome, everyone, to party of... 76 00:03:50,178 --> 00:03:53,975 -Let's fuck shit up! -Let's fuck shit up! 77 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:00,463 -These are yours. 78 00:04:00,463 --> 00:04:01,740 -That's the closest you'll be 79 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,363 to any pussy everything. 80 00:04:03,363 --> 00:04:04,640 -Oh! -Shut the fuck up. 81 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,917 I get pussy. 82 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,677 -Oh you get what -- -I get pussy. 83 00:04:07,677 --> 00:04:08,989 -Yeah. -Who's pussy? 84 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:10,129 -Dick. 85 00:04:10,129 --> 00:04:14,719 ♪♪ 86 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,928 Let me get a shot of this fine piece of meat right here. 87 00:04:16,928 --> 00:04:19,103 Look at this. -It looks good on you. 88 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:20,621 -Why do you look hotter than Rachel? 89 00:04:20,621 --> 00:04:22,244 -Who wore it better? -That's what I'm saying. 90 00:04:22,244 --> 00:04:23,383 -Poor Rachel. 91 00:04:23,383 --> 00:04:24,660 -Don't even make that comparison. 92 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,352 I'm fine as fuck, dude. 93 00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:31,598 Listen, this is a very special episode, 94 00:04:31,598 --> 00:04:33,496 because tonight, R.A.C.K is going on a mission. 95 00:04:33,496 --> 00:04:35,154 We're breaking into the Colony! 96 00:04:35,154 --> 00:04:37,432 -Don't use that word, dumbass. What is wrong with you? 97 00:04:37,432 --> 00:04:39,019 -We're visiting the Colony. 98 00:04:39,019 --> 00:04:42,230 -The infamous Colony Underground. 99 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,162 -Why do you got to keep acting so fruity lately? 100 00:04:44,162 --> 00:04:45,543 -What's it you, Mohammed? 101 00:04:47,027 --> 00:04:49,167 -Anywho, for those of you born yesterday, 102 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:51,446 The Colony Underground was this really wicked -- 103 00:04:51,446 --> 00:04:52,964 -It was an art collective. 104 00:04:52,964 --> 00:04:54,621 "It was an arts art collective?" 105 00:04:54,621 --> 00:04:58,694 -So, this art collective had like hella shows all the time. 106 00:04:58,694 --> 00:05:00,834 It was all ages, and some pretty big bands 107 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,215 would come from the city, like the KGB, 108 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:08,048 Eddie Cash and the Star Fuckers, Valentine Fox, 109 00:05:08,048 --> 00:05:10,119 mostly pumping hardcore stuff. -Yeah. 110 00:05:10,119 --> 00:05:11,879 -We totally would have played there. 111 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,778 -Yeah. -For sure. 112 00:05:13,778 --> 00:05:15,331 -For real. -We would have if it weren't 113 00:05:15,331 --> 00:05:16,884 for the freak electrical fire 114 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,853 that broke out three years ago to the day. 115 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:23,615 -Wait, seriously? -Yeah, March 6, 1996. 116 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:24,823 -It's March 5th. 117 00:05:24,823 --> 00:05:26,687 -Can you let him talk? God! 118 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:33,660 -Three years ago, a freak electrical fire 119 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,972 barbecued the inside of The Colony Underground 120 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:40,287 and claimed four innocent lives. 121 00:05:40,287 --> 00:05:45,223 The lives of the very band that headlined that night. 122 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,052 Legend has it their bodies only burned 123 00:05:47,052 --> 00:05:51,816 after being trampled to death by their own fans. 124 00:05:51,816 --> 00:05:55,647 Fans so desperate to escape the towering flames 125 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:59,755 they crushed their heroes under foot without a second thought. 126 00:05:59,755 --> 00:06:00,997 Dude, keep going. 127 00:06:00,997 --> 00:06:02,516 -Hmm? 128 00:06:02,516 --> 00:06:04,898 -Oh, yeah, yeah look how freaked out Ankur looks. 129 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,279 -Shut up, I'm fine. 130 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,695 -Oh, your left pocket. 131 00:06:08,695 --> 00:06:10,904 -Is Ankur a little bitch? Let's see, let's see. 132 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:14,045 Yo, it is turning! It is turning. 133 00:06:14,045 --> 00:06:15,805 Swear to God, look, look, look! 134 00:06:15,805 --> 00:06:17,082 -Okay, okay, okay. 135 00:06:17,082 --> 00:06:22,329 -So, that band was Bitch Cat. 136 00:06:22,329 --> 00:06:24,227 -You can cut in stuff from the tape you have right there? 137 00:06:24,227 --> 00:06:26,229 -Yeah. -That'd be a cool transition. 138 00:06:26,229 --> 00:06:27,575 -What tape? 139 00:06:27,575 --> 00:06:29,577 -Oh, dude it's so sick. 140 00:06:31,994 --> 00:06:35,791 ♪♪ 141 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:37,102 -At church. Can't you tell? 142 00:06:37,102 --> 00:06:40,485 ♪♪ 143 00:06:40,485 --> 00:06:42,624 -♪ You want it your way ♪ 144 00:06:42,624 --> 00:06:47,147 ♪ Well, why don't you stay so? ♪ 145 00:06:47,147 --> 00:06:49,494 ♪♪ 146 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:52,703 ♪ Ah, keep stuffing your face ♪ 147 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,292 ♪ Eat cake as you... ♪ 148 00:06:54,292 --> 00:06:57,019 -Well, we weren't made by a corporation. 149 00:06:57,019 --> 00:07:00,539 We grew our sound and our following grassroots. 150 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:02,644 -♪ What is it gonna take? ♪ 151 00:07:05,061 --> 00:07:07,443 ♪ I guess I've seen it all ♪ 152 00:07:07,443 --> 00:07:10,135 ♪ I know I've seen too much, oh ♪ 153 00:07:10,135 --> 00:07:12,517 ♪ My God, what could it take?♪ 154 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:15,244 -We got in Dierdre's van, and basically just played 155 00:07:15,244 --> 00:07:16,521 anywhere that'd take us. 156 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:20,421 We're road warriors, man. -Yeah. 157 00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:25,771 -♪ Don't care about your angels ♪ 158 00:07:25,771 --> 00:07:29,671 ♪ Get off my back, boy ♪ 159 00:07:29,671 --> 00:07:32,709 -We don't even feel like we relate to LA anymore. 160 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:34,918 Like, that stage is our home. 161 00:07:34,918 --> 00:07:37,817 -Yeah and the fans our family, for sure. 162 00:07:37,817 --> 00:07:41,235 ♪♪ 163 00:07:41,235 --> 00:07:43,098 -Our shows are these huge parties. 164 00:07:43,098 --> 00:07:45,860 Everyone belongs. Everybody has a killer time. 165 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:48,380 -♪ Too bad 'cause I say so ♪ 166 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,898 Sure. 167 00:07:49,898 --> 00:07:52,763 I mean, what's the party without a little bit of violence? 168 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,939 -♪ We came out to play ♪ 169 00:07:55,939 --> 00:08:00,806 ♪ Get off of my stage, bro ♪ 170 00:08:00,806 --> 00:08:03,257 -♪ Get off my fucking stage ♪ 171 00:08:03,257 --> 00:08:05,155 -♪ My God, what could it be? ♪ 172 00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:08,331 -I think America got, like, a rage revolution on the way. 173 00:08:08,331 --> 00:08:10,609 Everyone's just so mad. 174 00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:13,163 -♪ Let's go, let's go ♪ 175 00:08:13,163 --> 00:08:14,854 -Everybody's daddy got too rich. 176 00:08:14,854 --> 00:08:18,271 -Yeah, so give us all your fucking money, daddy. 177 00:08:18,271 --> 00:08:20,722 -Give us your money! 178 00:08:20,722 --> 00:08:23,829 -♪ Bad boy, you already know ♪ 179 00:08:23,829 --> 00:08:28,868 ♪ I'm no angel ♪ 180 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:35,772 ♪ Diamonds turns black ♪ 181 00:08:35,772 --> 00:08:41,018 ♪♪ 182 00:08:44,781 --> 00:08:46,542 -Play or die. 183 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:48,405 Play or die. 184 00:08:48,475 --> 00:08:50,303 Play or die. 185 00:08:50,303 --> 00:08:54,135 Play or die! 186 00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:56,482 -Oh, my God, look he's fucked up. 187 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:59,243 -Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on. 188 00:08:59,243 --> 00:09:00,486 Yo, wait, wait. 189 00:09:00,486 --> 00:09:03,316 Tell everyone about the mission today. 190 00:09:03,316 --> 00:09:05,249 -R.A.C.K is going to The Colony Underground 191 00:09:05,249 --> 00:09:06,941 to play a show on whatever is left at that stage. 192 00:09:06,941 --> 00:09:08,667 And we're going to suck though because we've been rehearsing, 193 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,220 what, two months? 194 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,462 Yeah, show out to your Nazi dictator dad. 195 00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:13,568 I hope that's -- -Oh my God, whatever. 196 00:09:13,568 --> 00:09:15,294 -No, wait come on. Like, what else though? 197 00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:17,054 What else? -I don't know. 198 00:09:17,054 --> 00:09:19,194 We're going to get the gear, if there's any that works. 199 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:21,956 -Yeah, but why'd you make a stop here? Your house? 200 00:09:21,956 --> 00:09:23,371 -Come on, K. -Hey, no. 201 00:09:23,371 --> 00:09:25,511 I just think inquiring minds want to know 202 00:09:25,511 --> 00:09:28,859 if you're really just scared little pussy bitch. 203 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,448 That's all I want to know! Come on! 204 00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:34,589 Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say a little scaredy baby 205 00:09:34,589 --> 00:09:36,867 who thinks he's going to meet some ghosts. 206 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:41,285 Yo, Rachel, get the camera. Get the fucking camera, Rachel. 207 00:09:41,285 --> 00:09:43,115 Why's Ankur being a little bitch right now? 208 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:44,495 -Stop. 209 00:09:44,495 --> 00:09:45,980 -Do you want your mommy because you don't come home. 210 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:47,360 -Get off me! 211 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,811 -Oh, no! The lady ghosts are going to eat me. 212 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:55,541 -Dude, I can't believe we're here right now. 213 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:57,336 -Come on, it's going to be fun. Come on, let's just go. 214 00:09:57,336 --> 00:09:59,096 -Rach, those chicks seem kind nice. 215 00:09:59,096 --> 00:10:00,821 I just don't think we should fuck with their gravesite. 216 00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:02,341 -But, like, you have to say why. 217 00:10:02,341 --> 00:10:05,068 Come on, it'll make a better video. 218 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:06,897 I think it's cool. 219 00:10:08,381 --> 00:10:09,762 -Okay, fine. 220 00:10:09,762 --> 00:10:11,832 So, you know these stories, okay? 221 00:10:11,832 --> 00:10:14,456 Hindu stories about bhuts. 222 00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:17,287 -Bhuts? -Yeah, dead people. 223 00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:21,153 Restless spirits with unfinished business, and supposedly 224 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:24,328 if you bother them they'll like, they just like -- 225 00:10:24,328 --> 00:10:25,709 -They'll what? 226 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,642 -They'll fucking possess you, okay? 227 00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:36,237 -Yes! -We're in. 228 00:10:36,237 --> 00:10:39,516 -So, that's why you went home and got a baggie of spices? 229 00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:42,381 They're like ghost killing spices. 230 00:10:42,381 --> 00:10:43,589 -Dude, just stop, I don't want -- 231 00:10:43,589 --> 00:10:44,900 -Relax, spice boy. 232 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,247 -Get off my dick, motherfucker. 233 00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:49,112 -Wow, calm your fucking tits, dude. 234 00:10:49,112 --> 00:10:50,423 -Yo, hey, wait up. 235 00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:53,564 ♪♪ 236 00:10:53,564 --> 00:10:56,326 -Welcome to what's left of The Colony Underground. 237 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:58,776 -Like, literally so far underground. 238 00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:01,296 -Yeah, like six feet under. 239 00:11:01,296 --> 00:11:02,952 -It's insane the whole audience 240 00:11:02,952 --> 00:11:04,403 actually got out of here alive. 241 00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:07,025 -Yeah, well, they sacrifice the band to do it. 242 00:11:07,025 --> 00:11:10,409 Imagine dying in a stampede. 243 00:11:10,409 --> 00:11:12,859 -Herd mentality, dude. Sheep. 244 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:15,724 -Still smells like a fire in here. 245 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,416 -Crispy bodies. 246 00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:24,768 -Whoa. 247 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,425 What? 248 00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:29,289 -Rach, I don't... 249 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,672 -Dude, come on. just go. Come on. Hurry up. 250 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:40,508 ♪♪ 251 00:11:40,508 --> 00:11:41,819 Boo! 252 00:11:41,819 --> 00:11:43,130 ♪♪ 253 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,995 -This place is a total maze. 254 00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:49,517 So many hallways. 255 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:50,966 -We've been down here for 10 minutes. 256 00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:52,346 I have no idea how to get back out. 257 00:11:52,346 --> 00:11:54,867 -Chill. I know the way. 258 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:58,180 ♪♪ 259 00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,284 -What is this? 260 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:00,804 -The hell if I know. 261 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:05,981 ♪♪ 262 00:12:05,981 --> 00:12:08,708 -I think somebody lives down here. 263 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:11,573 -Look, look. Come here. 264 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:14,230 Look at this here. 265 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,715 -Why would anybody want to live here? 266 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:18,372 -Well, I mean, for a homeless guy, it's not that bad. 267 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:21,582 ♪♪ 268 00:12:21,582 --> 00:12:23,205 -Yeah, I bet. -Look at all the -- 269 00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:25,207 I bet we're not alone. 270 00:12:25,207 --> 00:12:27,002 -Dude, seriously. It's just us here. 271 00:12:27,002 --> 00:12:29,245 I know it is. -That's some crackhead, 272 00:12:29,245 --> 00:12:31,558 heroin-licking homeless guy here. 273 00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:32,939 -Can you please stop? 274 00:12:32,939 --> 00:12:34,595 -Sorry. 275 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:39,014 -What are you doing? Stop. Don't go in there. 276 00:12:39,014 --> 00:12:40,498 -Come on. -Whooo. 277 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,810 -Dude, seriously? 278 00:12:41,810 --> 00:12:43,190 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 279 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,020 -You're joking. 280 00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:48,609 -Not really. -Yeah, fuck that. 281 00:12:48,609 --> 00:12:52,717 -Anyway, look, somebody made a shrine. 282 00:12:54,477 --> 00:12:57,618 ♪♪ 283 00:12:57,618 --> 00:12:59,828 -What'd you guys find? -Whoa. 284 00:12:59,828 --> 00:13:01,691 -No way. 285 00:13:01,691 --> 00:13:04,315 Yo, Kaleb stop that. 286 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:06,248 Yo, that's not cool. 287 00:13:06,248 --> 00:13:09,665 Stop, dude. 288 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,529 -Whatever, bro. 289 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:16,120 ♪♪ 290 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,985 -Rachel, come here, come here. You see this? 291 00:13:18,985 --> 00:13:22,264 -Eww. Is -- is that a boot? 292 00:13:22,264 --> 00:13:24,542 -Melted into the floor. 293 00:13:25,922 --> 00:13:29,340 ♪♪ 294 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,342 -These belong to one of the band chicks, you think? 295 00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,722 -Yeah, my money's on the base player. 296 00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:33,930 She wore boots like that. 297 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,208 -I'm pretty sure they all wear boots. 298 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,210 -Stop saying that word. 299 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,419 -What? Boots? 300 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,903 -Yo, Rach, come here, you got to get this. 301 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,215 -What? -Shit, no way. 302 00:13:42,215 --> 00:13:43,733 No fucking way. Yo, Rachel, come here. 303 00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:45,218 -What? What is it? -Okay, you remember 304 00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:47,185 Amanda Pears, right? -Yeah. 305 00:13:47,185 --> 00:13:48,428 -You cannot tell me I could squeeze her 306 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,085 fat ass through here. 307 00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:51,534 -Dude, there's no way. -There's no way! 308 00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,364 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 309 00:13:53,364 --> 00:13:56,021 -Yeah, no one like ripped off after asking. 310 00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:58,748 That's why she can't a job anymore except the gas station 311 00:13:58,748 --> 00:14:00,129 because she walks too funny. 312 00:14:00,129 --> 00:14:02,821 Ah-ha-ha. 313 00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:05,617 Fuck! It felt like someone pulled me. 314 00:14:05,617 --> 00:14:07,585 -Yeah, you fucking tripped, dude. 315 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,414 -Guys, come quick! 316 00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:14,799 ♪♪ 317 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:15,938 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 318 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,629 -Yo, did you guys do this? 319 00:14:17,629 --> 00:14:19,838 -No fucking way. 320 00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:23,082 -Rachel, look at this. 321 00:14:23,082 --> 00:14:25,222 -Did you do this? -No. 322 00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,673 -Hey, Ankur. 323 00:14:26,673 --> 00:14:27,777 Surprise, bitch! 324 00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:30,366 You guys fucking suck. 325 00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:32,782 -Do you seriously think some ghost set up your kit? 326 00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:35,267 -No. Did you, like, steal this out of my house? 327 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,200 -Yeah, I fucking did. What are you do about it? 328 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,685 You going to cry about it? -You guys are fucking unreal. 329 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:40,618 -Big cry baby. 330 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,930 -Alright, everyone try not to suck, okay? 331 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,794 -Oh, for sure. -You're the boss. 332 00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:47,487 -Let's just go. -Thanks. 333 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,972 -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 334 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,599 -Hey, hey, hey! 335 00:14:56,599 --> 00:14:57,911 Let's go! 336 00:14:57,911 --> 00:15:03,503 ♪♪ 337 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,124 -Guys? 338 00:15:05,124 --> 00:15:06,851 Guys, what the fuck? 339 00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:09,370 Guys, seriously? 340 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,511 Dude, cut it out. 341 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,514 You guys think your having so much fun right now. 342 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:18,069 If this is a joke, I'm going to fucking kill you all. 343 00:15:21,866 --> 00:15:25,386 -Yes, let's go. 344 00:15:25,386 --> 00:15:28,182 -He's so predictable. 345 00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:30,356 No, we like really got you with the whole... 346 00:15:30,356 --> 00:15:32,289 -It's been like three times already. 347 00:15:32,289 --> 00:15:35,051 -I know. Hey. 348 00:15:35,051 --> 00:15:36,362 -Tell the people what you're -- 349 00:15:36,362 --> 00:15:38,261 how your feeling right now? 350 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:39,849 Mr. Ankur, tell them right here. 351 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,785 What? 352 00:15:44,785 --> 00:15:46,303 Dude, you have to admit we got you so good. 353 00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:48,547 -Yo, it was fucking fun, man. Seriously. 354 00:15:50,204 --> 00:15:52,793 -Yo, like, we're just fucking around. 355 00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:55,106 -Look, it was my idea. -Come on. 356 00:15:58,246 --> 00:16:00,767 -I'm sorry. -Yikes. 357 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:04,494 -Why can't you learn how to take a fucking joke, spice boy? 358 00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:07,255 -Oh, what? -Ankur. 359 00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:08,532 -What are you doing right now, bro? 360 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,189 -What the fuck? What are you doing? 361 00:16:10,189 --> 00:16:13,710 -Don't be such a bitch about this, Ankur! Come back! 362 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:17,196 -I hope the bhuta get all of you! 363 00:16:17,196 --> 00:16:19,233 -Ankur, come on. -Damn. What? 364 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:21,304 What the fuck is he talking about? 365 00:16:21,304 --> 00:16:23,754 -So, are we still going do the jello thing? 366 00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:28,139 -Four Bitch Cats. Four sex dolls. 367 00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:29,899 Welcome back, sickos. 368 00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:31,555 We've come to The Colony Understand 369 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:35,628 to find a very scientific answer to the age-old question. 370 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:39,494 Just how hard is it to crush four chicks to death? 371 00:16:39,494 --> 00:16:41,324 Let's find out. 372 00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:43,326 You guys ready? 373 00:16:43,326 --> 00:16:45,673 Die, bitch! 374 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,571 -Oh! 375 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,573 Oh, fuck. 376 00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:52,404 -Are we having problems here? 377 00:16:53,922 --> 00:16:57,409 ♪♪ 378 00:16:57,409 --> 00:16:58,996 Die, bitch! 379 00:17:04,209 --> 00:17:06,728 -Fuck you! Fuck you! 380 00:17:10,318 --> 00:17:12,251 -Did you hear that? 381 00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:15,081 -Yeah, it must be a car outside. 382 00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:17,291 Close the road, dude. 383 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:18,878 -Jesus! 384 00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:20,328 Ankur, is that you? 385 00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:25,022 -Get off my fucking stage! 386 00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:31,374 ♪♪ 387 00:17:31,374 --> 00:17:34,825 ♪♪ 388 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:38,139 -What the fuck?! 389 00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:41,729 ♪♪ 390 00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:55,639 ♪♪ 391 00:17:55,639 --> 00:18:02,369 ♪♪ 392 00:18:02,369 --> 00:18:11,724 ♪♪ 393 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:21,113 ♪♪ 394 00:18:21,113 --> 00:18:30,087 ♪♪ 395 00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:32,365 -Play or die. 396 00:18:32,365 --> 00:18:34,229 Play or die. 397 00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:36,128 Play or die. 398 00:18:36,197 --> 00:18:38,026 Play or die. 399 00:18:38,026 --> 00:18:40,270 Play or die! 400 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:49,451 ♪♪ 401 00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:52,109 ♪♪ 402 00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:55,422 -Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck! 403 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:01,774 Please help! Help! 404 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,294 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit! 405 00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:15,305 ♪♪ 406 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:25,797 ♪♪ 407 00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:30,561 ♪♪ 408 00:19:57,140 --> 00:20:01,454 ♪♪ 409 00:20:01,454 --> 00:20:07,425 ♪♪ 410 00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:12,396 -May you peacefully go to your final resting place?! 411 00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:24,925 ♪♪ 412 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,691 ♪♪ 413 00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,384 -Psycho, man. I'm crazy. 414 00:20:34,384 --> 00:20:41,356 ♪♪ 415 00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:43,565 -Please help me! 416 00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:45,257 Please! 417 00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:46,568 Please, anybody! 418 00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:51,469 Please! 419 00:20:51,469 --> 00:20:53,471 Cut it out! 420 00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:57,026 Help me! 421 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,410 Anybody there?! 422 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:01,686 Stop it! 423 00:21:01,686 --> 00:21:03,378 Stay away from me! 424 00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:08,313 ♪♪ 425 00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:12,041 Let me out! Let me out! 426 00:21:13,457 --> 00:21:14,941 No! 427 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,461 ♪♪ 428 00:21:21,395 --> 00:21:24,191 No! 429 00:21:24,191 --> 00:21:26,193 Stop it! 430 00:21:29,576 --> 00:21:38,999 ♪♪ 431 00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:41,139 ♪♪ 432 00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:52,116 ♪♪ 433 00:21:52,116 --> 00:21:57,017 ♪♪ 434 00:21:59,054 --> 00:22:07,476 ♪♪ 435 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:10,582 ♪♪ 436 00:22:10,582 --> 00:22:13,137 ♪♪ 437 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,658 You can feel it in the shows now. 438 00:22:17,658 --> 00:22:21,041 Everyone's just so mad. 439 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,732 -What's a party without a little bit of violence? 440 00:22:26,426 --> 00:22:29,325 Let's fuck shit up! 441 00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:37,920 ♪♪ 442 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:46,377 ♪♪ 443 00:22:46,377 --> 00:22:47,722 ♪♪ 444 00:22:52,141 --> 00:22:53,659 -Quack, quack. 445 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,635 Hmm. 446 00:23:06,535 --> 00:23:08,123 -There you are. 447 00:23:09,365 --> 00:23:12,541 ♪♪ 448 00:23:22,344 --> 00:23:24,759 ♪♪ 449 00:23:26,244 --> 00:23:30,352 ♪♪ 450 00:23:31,732 --> 00:23:39,154 ♪♪ 451 00:23:39,154 --> 00:23:41,086 -Hello. 452 00:23:42,329 --> 00:23:44,710 ♪♪ 453 00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:48,370 Hey. Um, I just... 454 00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:49,784 Okay. 455 00:23:50,923 --> 00:23:51,924 Hi. 456 00:23:51,924 --> 00:23:53,685 I just had to record this video 457 00:23:53,685 --> 00:23:57,689 after going to Beta Sigma Eta today and meeting all the girls. 458 00:23:57,689 --> 00:23:59,415 No, that's bad. 459 00:23:59,415 --> 00:24:01,209 That's bad. Okay. 460 00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:02,280 Okay. 461 00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:07,043 I just want you to know that from the moment 462 00:24:07,043 --> 00:24:08,631 that I walked into Beta Sigma Eta 463 00:24:08,631 --> 00:24:10,736 I knew that it was my home. 464 00:24:10,736 --> 00:24:12,669 I want you girls to be my friends for life, 465 00:24:12,669 --> 00:24:16,259 and I'm not going to apply to any more sororities. 466 00:24:16,259 --> 00:24:17,950 I knew from the moment that I met you 467 00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:20,056 that we will become soul sisters. 468 00:24:20,056 --> 00:24:22,783 -A suicide bid? -Helen? 469 00:24:22,783 --> 00:24:25,614 I thought you were studying at the library. 470 00:24:25,614 --> 00:24:29,134 -You're only putting one sorority on your application. 471 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,687 A suicide bid. -Yeah, I know what 472 00:24:30,687 --> 00:24:31,688 a suicide bid is, Helen. 473 00:24:31,688 --> 00:24:33,310 I'm not stupid. 474 00:24:33,310 --> 00:24:34,898 So, what? 475 00:24:34,898 --> 00:24:36,625 -Well, so, if they say no, 476 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,834 you will be excluded from the whole sorority process. 477 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:42,216 And that means spending your entire freshman year 478 00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:43,700 as an outcast. 479 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:47,048 You really want to take that risk with those girls? 480 00:24:47,048 --> 00:24:49,810 -What do you mean, those girls? 481 00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:55,470 -I mean, you saw the way they looked at us 482 00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:57,438 when they showed us around? 483 00:24:57,438 --> 00:24:58,819 You mean you really think they'll say yes 484 00:24:58,819 --> 00:25:01,373 to people like us? 485 00:25:01,373 --> 00:25:04,031 -No, not us. 486 00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:08,760 -Do you have a cigarette? 487 00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:10,727 I can't do this. 488 00:25:17,009 --> 00:25:18,390 Jesus Christ, Annie. 489 00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:21,082 You're going to bring security over here. 490 00:25:21,082 --> 00:25:22,359 What took you guys so long? 491 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,051 -Don't get your panties in a twist. 492 00:25:24,051 --> 00:25:25,535 We had to get some supplies. -Oh, my God. 493 00:25:25,535 --> 00:25:27,848 -Turns out Lily here really likes to party. 494 00:25:27,848 --> 00:25:30,402 Oh, we are going to party. 495 00:25:30,402 --> 00:25:32,300 -You guys, you got it? 496 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,370 -You got the keys? 497 00:25:33,370 --> 00:25:35,303 -My dad will kill me if he finds out. 498 00:25:35,303 --> 00:25:37,581 -Yeah, but do you have the keys? 499 00:25:37,581 --> 00:25:39,273 -You know I do. 500 00:25:40,377 --> 00:25:41,931 -Come on, let's go! 501 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:44,588 Come on, it's time. 502 00:25:44,588 --> 00:25:46,728 -Hey, Lindsay. 503 00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:47,937 -Oh, shit. -Oh my God. 504 00:25:50,318 --> 00:25:52,631 -We're going to have a fun night. 505 00:25:52,631 --> 00:25:56,704 -Oh, my gosh. -Tote college. 506 00:25:56,704 --> 00:25:58,361 -Isn't she the cutest? 507 00:25:58,361 --> 00:26:01,329 -Welcome! 508 00:26:01,329 --> 00:26:04,298 -Oh, my gosh, this place is incredible. 509 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:11,098 -Pretty cool, huh? 510 00:26:11,098 --> 00:26:13,617 -Oh, man, we loved your message. 511 00:26:13,617 --> 00:26:15,999 It was so heartfelt. 512 00:26:15,999 --> 00:26:17,621 Wasn't it girls? 513 00:26:17,621 --> 00:26:19,968 -So cute. -Adorable. 514 00:26:19,968 --> 00:26:22,040 -We were so flattered that you would suicide bid 515 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,214 just to join our sorority. 516 00:26:24,214 --> 00:26:26,768 -Yeah, friends forever. 517 00:26:26,768 --> 00:26:28,149 -Yes, soul sisters. 518 00:26:28,149 --> 00:26:30,669 -Soul sisters! -Soul sisters! 519 00:26:33,637 --> 00:26:35,329 -So, what are we doing here? 520 00:26:38,608 --> 00:26:41,231 -Have you ever heard of The Legend of Guiltine? 521 00:26:43,509 --> 00:26:47,029 Guiltine, was a pretty young freshman who went here to TCU 522 00:26:47,029 --> 00:26:49,343 maybe 20 years ago. 523 00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:54,934 She wanted to join a sorority, our sorority just like you. 524 00:26:54,934 --> 00:26:58,352 -And she was desperate and alone, just like you. 525 00:26:58,352 --> 00:27:01,458 -And the girls took her back here and into the graveyard. 526 00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:04,496 And they told her that in order to be a part of their sorority, 527 00:27:04,496 --> 00:27:07,775 she had to spend the night buried in a coffin. 528 00:27:07,775 --> 00:27:10,950 Only they didn't just leave her there for a night. 529 00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:13,401 They left her there for an entire week. 530 00:27:13,401 --> 00:27:16,127 -And when they finally dug her up... 531 00:27:16,127 --> 00:27:17,991 -There was no one in it. 532 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,444 -What happened to her? 533 00:27:21,444 --> 00:27:22,962 -No one knows. 534 00:27:22,962 --> 00:27:27,691 Some say she just crawled right through into the underworld. 535 00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:29,624 And if you listen closely, 536 00:27:29,624 --> 00:27:32,281 sometimes you can hear a knocking sound. 537 00:27:32,281 --> 00:27:36,182 It's Guiltine, desperate and alone. 538 00:27:36,182 --> 00:27:38,253 Looking for someone awake who she can take back 539 00:27:38,253 --> 00:27:39,807 into the underworld to play with. 540 00:27:41,256 --> 00:27:42,982 Drink up! 541 00:27:42,982 --> 00:27:46,019 -Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 542 00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:52,198 -We have something for you. 543 00:27:54,511 --> 00:27:55,650 -Surprise, bitch. 544 00:27:55,650 --> 00:27:58,135 -No way! 545 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:01,000 -We want you to join our family. Right, girls? 546 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,519 We just need you to do one thing first. 547 00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:04,728 -Thank you. Okay. 548 00:28:04,728 --> 00:28:08,145 -One tiny thing. 549 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,975 -We need you to spend the night in a coffin. 550 00:28:10,975 --> 00:28:13,495 Just like Guiltine. 551 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:18,086 Come on! 552 00:28:18,086 --> 00:28:19,812 -You're going to have fun, I promise. 553 00:28:19,812 --> 00:28:21,020 -Okay. 554 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:22,400 -You're going to be scared shitless. 555 00:28:24,886 --> 00:28:26,404 -Oh. 556 00:28:31,582 --> 00:28:33,929 -Um, Annie, I don't know if I'm actually want to do this. 557 00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,242 -Oh, come on, Lily. 558 00:28:36,242 --> 00:28:38,175 We all had to do it. 559 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:40,660 -You -- you all did this? 560 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:44,146 Sure. 561 00:28:44,146 --> 00:28:46,183 -It really isn't that bad. 562 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,771 I promise. -Okay. 563 00:28:47,771 --> 00:28:50,394 -There's enough air in a coffin to last you 24 hours. 564 00:28:50,394 --> 00:28:52,120 The faster you breathe, the faster you use up 565 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,915 your air so you can't panic. 566 00:28:55,606 --> 00:28:59,196 -You can pull this cord at any time, and it'll ring the bell. 567 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,163 And we'll come and dig you up. 568 00:29:01,163 --> 00:29:03,372 -But if you do, you'll have forfeited your place 569 00:29:03,372 --> 00:29:05,823 in our sorority. 570 00:29:05,823 --> 00:29:07,963 -Here you go. 571 00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:10,172 We want to see how scared you get. 572 00:29:10,172 --> 00:29:12,140 -And so, you can see down there. 573 00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,075 -Just be brave. 574 00:29:16,075 --> 00:29:17,904 It really isn't that bad. 575 00:29:17,904 --> 00:29:21,045 Annie probably won't let you stay on there all night. 576 00:29:26,878 --> 00:29:28,156 Take this. 577 00:29:28,156 --> 00:29:30,710 Only open it when you're most scared 578 00:29:30,710 --> 00:29:32,505 and about to pull the cord. 579 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:35,439 It'll give you strength. I promise you. 580 00:29:35,439 --> 00:29:36,991 -Thank you. 581 00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:41,100 -Watch out for Guiltine. 582 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,343 If you hear her knock, whatever you do, 583 00:29:43,343 --> 00:29:44,999 don't let her know you're down there. 584 00:29:44,999 --> 00:29:46,726 If you let her know you're alive, 585 00:29:46,726 --> 00:29:50,523 she will take you back to the world of the dead to play with. 586 00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:52,075 -She's just fucking with you. 587 00:29:58,876 --> 00:30:06,332 -B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E! 588 00:30:06,332 --> 00:30:09,852 -Good luck down there. Don't get too scared. 589 00:30:09,852 --> 00:30:11,751 -Oh, it's nice and cozy. 590 00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:13,027 -Any last words? 591 00:30:15,755 --> 00:30:16,894 Alright. 592 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:23,694 -Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 593 00:30:23,694 --> 00:30:28,561 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 594 00:30:29,769 --> 00:30:30,942 -Whoo! 595 00:30:32,150 --> 00:30:34,808 -Oh, earth, earth. 596 00:30:34,808 --> 00:30:37,258 -Oh, moist earth. 597 00:30:37,258 --> 00:30:41,884 You took away my father and my dear mother. 598 00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:46,648 You took away my father and my dear mother, 599 00:30:46,648 --> 00:30:53,067 then take me also for I am very lonely. 600 00:30:58,763 --> 00:31:01,110 -Nighty-night. 601 00:31:33,211 --> 00:31:35,213 -It's okay. 602 00:31:35,213 --> 00:31:37,733 It's okay, just don't panic. 603 00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:39,182 Don't panic. 604 00:31:55,061 --> 00:31:57,407 [Exhales sharply It's okay. 605 00:31:57,407 --> 00:31:59,893 It's all just for show. 606 00:31:59,893 --> 00:32:02,343 They're not going to leave you down here. 607 00:32:02,343 --> 00:32:04,414 Come on, you knew they were going to do this. 608 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:08,763 I'm not scared. 609 00:32:08,763 --> 00:32:10,386 I'm not scared. 610 00:32:10,455 --> 00:32:11,836 I'm not scared. 611 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,270 Oh, Helen, if you could see me now. 612 00:32:41,624 --> 00:32:43,695 What did you do this weekend? 613 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:47,423 Library? Oh, that's cool. Me? 614 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:50,805 Oh, you know, the usual, just buried alive in a coffin. 615 00:33:13,518 --> 00:33:17,038 No, that's what you want, isn't it? 616 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:20,490 You want me to fail so I can end up like you. 617 00:33:20,490 --> 00:33:23,355 Sad and alone every Friday night wishing a boy, 618 00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:27,186 any boy would ask you out. 619 00:33:27,186 --> 00:33:29,879 But I'm not like you. 620 00:33:29,879 --> 00:33:31,467 I'm like them. 621 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:39,578 It's okay. 622 00:33:39,578 --> 00:33:41,511 It's all going to be okay. 623 00:33:51,313 --> 00:33:52,695 Hello? 624 00:33:52,695 --> 00:33:54,559 Hello? Hello? 625 00:33:57,216 --> 00:33:58,666 Hello? 626 00:34:12,956 --> 00:34:16,442 -She's probably so scared. 627 00:34:18,203 --> 00:34:20,377 -The box, the box. 628 00:34:44,091 --> 00:34:45,782 What the fuck? 629 00:34:49,061 --> 00:34:51,098 -Aw, poor baby. 630 00:34:51,098 --> 00:34:52,720 -Poor Lily. 631 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:57,242 ♪♪ 632 00:34:58,795 --> 00:35:04,801 ♪♪ 633 00:35:10,082 --> 00:35:13,533 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 634 00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:15,708 -Oh, my God. 635 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:17,434 -She's definitely shit herself. 636 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:28,066 - Let me out! - Let me out! 637 00:35:28,066 --> 00:35:29,791 Let me out! 638 00:35:33,209 --> 00:35:43,150 ♪♪ 639 00:35:48,086 --> 00:35:49,466 ♪♪ 640 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,644 Get the bell. 641 00:35:55,644 --> 00:35:57,439 If they find out we're doing a hazing prank, 642 00:35:57,439 --> 00:35:58,716 we'll all get expelled. 643 00:35:58,716 --> 00:36:00,236 -Fuck! My dad will kill me! 644 00:36:00,236 --> 00:36:01,719 -No one's getting expelled. 645 00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,308 We'll hide and we'll come back later. 646 00:36:03,308 --> 00:36:04,515 -But what about Lily? 647 00:36:04,515 --> 00:36:06,448 -I said we'll come back later. 648 00:36:06,448 --> 00:36:07,863 Let's go. 649 00:36:21,774 --> 00:36:24,363 -Hey, dispatch for 1061 at the cemetery, 650 00:36:24,363 --> 00:36:26,882 do respond with an update. 651 00:36:30,852 --> 00:36:32,163 -Fuck this. 652 00:36:32,163 --> 00:36:34,856 Let's get back inside before we catch pneumonia. 653 00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:38,929 Help! 654 00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:40,620 I need help! 655 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:43,105 Let me out! Let me out! 656 00:36:43,105 --> 00:36:44,452 Let me out! 657 00:36:44,521 --> 00:36:46,626 Let me out! 658 00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:49,560 Let me out! Please! 659 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,217 Please, somebody! 660 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:11,617 Helen, if you ever see this, 661 00:37:11,617 --> 00:37:15,448 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry. 662 00:37:15,448 --> 00:37:18,727 I was such an idiot. 663 00:37:18,727 --> 00:37:21,316 You're my best friend. 664 00:37:21,316 --> 00:37:25,423 You're my only true friend. 665 00:37:25,423 --> 00:37:29,151 I don't know why I thought I could fit in with those girls. 666 00:37:29,151 --> 00:37:31,499 I don't know why I even I wanted to. 667 00:37:54,211 --> 00:37:55,730 Oh, my God. 668 00:38:00,424 --> 00:38:02,357 No! No! 669 00:38:02,357 --> 00:38:04,634 No! No! Let me out! 670 00:38:04,634 --> 00:38:06,810 Let me out! 671 00:38:18,994 --> 00:38:21,100 No! Help me! 672 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,136 Let me out! 673 00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:24,206 Oh, my God! 674 00:38:24,206 --> 00:38:27,209 No! No! No! 675 00:38:27,209 --> 00:38:29,763 Please! No! 676 00:38:29,763 --> 00:38:34,009 Please help me! 677 00:38:34,009 --> 00:38:36,218 Please help! 678 00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:39,118 ♪♪ 679 00:38:39,118 --> 00:38:41,016 No! 680 00:38:41,016 --> 00:38:42,915 Help! 681 00:38:42,915 --> 00:38:48,196 ♪♪ 682 00:38:50,232 --> 00:38:57,205 ♪♪ 683 00:39:00,587 --> 00:39:03,349 Oh, my God! 684 00:39:03,349 --> 00:39:04,901 Annie? 685 00:39:04,901 --> 00:39:06,696 Annie, let me out! Let me out! 686 00:39:06,696 --> 00:39:08,043 Let me out! 687 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:10,528 Let me out! 688 00:39:17,017 --> 00:39:23,679 ♪♪ 689 00:39:27,027 --> 00:39:35,415 ♪♪ 690 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:39,178 ♪♪ 691 00:39:39,178 --> 00:39:40,351 Oh, my God! 692 00:39:57,057 --> 00:40:00,681 ♪♪ 693 00:40:02,649 --> 00:40:11,382 ♪♪ 694 00:40:11,382 --> 00:40:16,628 ♪♪ 695 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,166 -I'm going to be fucking sick. 696 00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:40,203 -Are you fucking filming right now? 697 00:40:40,203 --> 00:40:41,516 -We have to get her. 698 00:40:41,516 --> 00:40:43,379 -It's too late. 699 00:40:43,379 --> 00:40:44,588 -Imogen, no. 700 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,635 It's empty. 701 00:40:57,635 --> 00:40:59,084 -What are you talking about? 702 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,986 -The coffin is empty. 703 00:41:03,986 --> 00:41:06,367 Lily isn't inside. 704 00:41:06,367 --> 00:41:08,093 -That's not possible. 705 00:41:25,973 --> 00:41:28,769 -What if Guiltine took her? -Don't be stupid. 706 00:41:28,769 --> 00:41:30,806 Guiltine's just a story. 707 00:41:34,637 --> 00:41:38,054 We were never here, okay? 708 00:41:38,054 --> 00:41:40,711 We never speak of this again. 709 00:41:40,711 --> 00:41:42,231 Understand? 710 00:42:35,318 --> 00:42:37,424 -Hello? 711 00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:38,769 Hello?! 712 00:42:58,789 --> 00:43:00,481 -Hello, Annie. 713 00:43:00,481 --> 00:43:03,312 I made a deal with Guiltine that if she let me go, 714 00:43:03,312 --> 00:43:07,488 I'd give her as many sisters as she could possibly want. 715 00:43:07,488 --> 00:43:09,559 Her own sorority... 716 00:43:09,559 --> 00:43:10,733 soul sisters. 717 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:19,742 ♪♪ 718 00:43:19,742 --> 00:43:21,744 -Let me out! 719 00:43:21,812 --> 00:43:24,297 Let me out! 720 00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:26,576 Let me out! 721 00:43:26,576 --> 00:43:28,371 Let...me...out! 722 00:43:33,756 --> 00:43:36,414 ♪♪ 723 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:43,524 ♪♪ 724 00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:46,941 ♪♪ 725 00:43:48,529 --> 00:43:50,497 ♪♪ 726 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:56,433 ♪♪ 727 00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:59,332 -Oh, my God! Anderson, are you alive? 728 00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:02,578 -Tell it to me straight, Sarge. Am I going to die? 729 00:44:02,578 --> 00:44:04,510 -Uh, no, no. 730 00:44:04,510 --> 00:44:06,685 You're...going to be fine. 731 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:09,239 -My legs. I can't feel my legs. 732 00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,551 Why can I feel my legs? 733 00:44:11,551 --> 00:44:13,796 -Y-You're in shock. Everything will be alright. 734 00:44:13,796 --> 00:44:15,348 -It's all getting dark. 735 00:44:15,348 --> 00:44:18,144 So, so dark. 736 00:44:18,144 --> 00:44:20,319 -Ah, dammit, he's dead. 737 00:44:20,319 --> 00:44:22,010 I really thought he was going to make it. 738 00:44:22,010 --> 00:44:24,979 Alright, no one else get bitten in half by the rat monster. 739 00:44:24,979 --> 00:44:27,947 ♪♪ 740 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:41,064 ♪♪ 741 00:44:47,622 --> 00:44:50,314 ♪♪ 742 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,876 ♪♪ 743 00:45:03,155 --> 00:45:05,743 -♪ Oi ♪ 744 00:45:05,743 --> 00:45:07,884 ♪ Yeah, boy ♪ 745 00:45:07,884 --> 00:45:13,061 ♪♪ 746 00:45:14,683 --> 00:45:16,547 ♪♪ 747 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:20,241 -Welcome, welcome. Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon," 748 00:45:20,241 --> 00:45:23,416 where boys and girls battle toe-to-toe 749 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:26,661 for the opportunity to have their favorite wish granted. 750 00:45:26,661 --> 00:45:28,007 That's right, folks. 751 00:45:28,007 --> 00:45:31,148 Anything your heart desires can be yours 752 00:45:31,148 --> 00:45:33,219 if you make it through the obstacle course 753 00:45:33,219 --> 00:45:36,464 and into Ozzy's Dungeon. 754 00:45:36,464 --> 00:45:39,915 Let's kick things off with our first challenge! 755 00:45:39,915 --> 00:45:42,711 Are you ready? Okay. 756 00:45:42,711 --> 00:45:44,644 And... 757 00:45:44,644 --> 00:45:48,476 -Pop those balloons! 758 00:45:49,891 --> 00:45:51,824 -Oh, there we go. 759 00:45:51,824 --> 00:45:53,619 ♪♪ 760 00:45:53,619 --> 00:45:56,484 What do you wish for? 761 00:45:56,484 --> 00:45:59,728 -I want to be the most famous and best basketball player 762 00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:01,558 ever in the world. 763 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:03,456 You don't want to get dunked on, fool. 764 00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:05,286 -He's going to be alright, folks. 765 00:46:05,286 --> 00:46:09,255 That's what makes Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon-y. 766 00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:12,982 Here we go with our first aid team always on standby 767 00:46:12,982 --> 00:46:14,571 to take care of the boys 768 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:18,091 and girls who might just trip and fall. 769 00:46:18,091 --> 00:46:19,126 They'll be -- 770 00:46:19,126 --> 00:46:21,509 They'll be okay eventually. 771 00:46:21,509 --> 00:46:23,545 Oh. 772 00:46:23,545 --> 00:46:27,997 I think my tum-tum is trying to tell me something. 773 00:46:27,997 --> 00:46:30,587 Anybody else hungry out there? 774 00:46:30,587 --> 00:46:31,829 -Me! -Me! 775 00:46:33,693 --> 00:46:37,213 Alrighty then! 776 00:46:37,213 --> 00:46:39,215 Who hasn't seen that movie? 777 00:46:39,215 --> 00:46:41,977 Now, our first team to successfully catch 778 00:46:41,977 --> 00:46:43,393 one of these delicious, 779 00:46:43,393 --> 00:46:47,500 beautiful turkey tonkas in their pie hole 780 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,191 will go on to the next round. 781 00:46:49,191 --> 00:46:51,573 Let's get started. 782 00:46:51,573 --> 00:46:53,920 Ready, and... 783 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,199 -Catch that meat! 784 00:46:57,199 --> 00:46:58,546 Close, Blue team. 785 00:46:58,546 --> 00:47:00,996 Oh, Yellow team, we're going to have to open 786 00:47:00,996 --> 00:47:02,860 that pie hole a little more. 787 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,137 Oh, there we go. 788 00:47:04,137 --> 00:47:06,761 Let's go. Let's get that mouth open. 789 00:47:08,935 --> 00:47:14,700 ♪♪ 790 00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:19,601 Oh, and we have ourselves a winner. 791 00:47:19,601 --> 00:47:21,741 Drop it. Drop it! 792 00:47:21,741 --> 00:47:25,192 Good girl. Tell us your name and where you're from. 793 00:47:25,192 --> 00:47:27,436 -Donna, and I'm from Detroit, Michigan. 794 00:47:27,436 --> 00:47:29,887 -Oh, Donna from the Big D. 795 00:47:29,887 --> 00:47:32,579 Well, you traveled quite some way to get here, didn't you? 796 00:47:32,579 --> 00:47:36,376 -Mm-hmm. We drove all the way down. 797 00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:38,447 -You drove? -Mm-hmm. 798 00:47:38,447 --> 00:47:39,655 -In a car? 799 00:47:39,655 --> 00:47:42,140 What? You're couldn't to afford to fly? 800 00:47:45,350 --> 00:47:47,042 -We're actually doing -- -Alright. 801 00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:50,770 So, now you know how hard the next challenge is, don't you? 802 00:47:50,770 --> 00:47:53,324 Hmm? Now, not many people make it. 803 00:47:53,324 --> 00:47:57,431 In fact, nobody has, Donna. 804 00:47:57,431 --> 00:47:58,501 But I got a feeling. 805 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,538 Oh, yeah, I got a feeling. 806 00:48:00,538 --> 00:48:02,643 And that feeling starts down in my feet. 807 00:48:02,643 --> 00:48:06,751 And it goes higher and higher, and it rises higher and higher. 808 00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:08,339 Does anybody else have that? 809 00:48:08,339 --> 00:48:10,997 Oh, yes. 810 00:48:10,997 --> 00:48:12,965 Oh, can you feel it Donna? 811 00:48:12,965 --> 00:48:14,207 Now tell me. 812 00:48:14,207 --> 00:48:16,450 What makes you think you are better 813 00:48:16,450 --> 00:48:19,972 than all the boys and girls that came before you? 814 00:48:19,972 --> 00:48:25,597 -Well, my family says that I can do anything 815 00:48:25,597 --> 00:48:27,358 I put my mind to. 816 00:48:27,358 --> 00:48:29,118 I know I can. 817 00:48:30,809 --> 00:48:32,225 Right. Sure. 818 00:48:32,225 --> 00:48:33,674 We'll see about that. 819 00:48:33,674 --> 00:48:34,813 I like this one. 820 00:48:34,813 --> 00:48:36,194 Okay, well, Donna, 821 00:48:36,194 --> 00:48:39,611 let's just say that fate does smile upon you 822 00:48:39,611 --> 00:48:45,962 and by some absurd miracle you make it all the way... 823 00:48:47,033 --> 00:48:49,242 What are you going to wish for? 824 00:48:49,242 --> 00:48:50,622 -I'm going to wish for... 825 00:48:50,622 --> 00:48:53,832 ♪♪ 826 00:48:53,832 --> 00:48:56,939 -Any hidden talents out there I should know about? 827 00:48:56,939 --> 00:48:58,216 ♪♪ 828 00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:01,737 ♪♪ 829 00:49:05,499 --> 00:49:07,743 ♪♪ 830 00:49:07,743 --> 00:49:10,677 And welcome back to "Ozzy's Dungeon." 831 00:49:10,677 --> 00:49:12,886 I'm here with the two remaining contestants. 832 00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:16,476 We have Donna from the big D, Detroit, Michigan, 833 00:49:16,476 --> 00:49:19,167 and Timmy from the City of Angels, 834 00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:21,274 Los Angeles, California. 835 00:49:21,274 --> 00:49:25,173 Okay, so who's ready for the final challenge? 836 00:49:26,865 --> 00:49:29,489 ♪♪ 837 00:49:29,489 --> 00:49:31,387 Okay, kids, we are going to start 838 00:49:31,387 --> 00:49:36,150 by making our way through Ozzy's orifices 839 00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:38,601 and make our way back to find 840 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:41,742 a hidden flag in the cracked rock. 841 00:49:41,742 --> 00:49:45,988 Then up the ladder we go and through the mouth hole 842 00:49:45,988 --> 00:49:52,512 and down the throat ended in this yucky, mucky mix stomach. 843 00:49:52,512 --> 00:49:54,893 And then through the green jello, 844 00:49:54,893 --> 00:49:56,412 we're going to search and we're going to find 845 00:49:56,412 --> 00:49:57,965 ourselves a red flag. 846 00:49:57,965 --> 00:49:59,173 And with that red flag, 847 00:49:59,173 --> 00:50:01,175 we're going to crawl on our hands 848 00:50:01,175 --> 00:50:03,764 and knees through the large intestine 849 00:50:03,764 --> 00:50:08,354 and then out through the poop chute escape route. 850 00:50:08,354 --> 00:50:09,908 Eww! 851 00:50:09,908 --> 00:50:11,669 Now, if you beat the clock, 852 00:50:11,669 --> 00:50:15,604 and you get me that red flag before the time runs out, 853 00:50:15,604 --> 00:50:17,709 you will be the first contestant 854 00:50:17,709 --> 00:50:20,609 to ever to make it to the dungeon, 855 00:50:20,609 --> 00:50:24,992 meet Ozzy and have that favorite wish... 856 00:50:24,992 --> 00:50:26,545 granted. 857 00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:29,031 Yay! 858 00:50:29,031 --> 00:50:34,484 -Okay, now before anything, let us have one minute 859 00:50:34,484 --> 00:50:36,244 on the clock, please. 860 00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:40,352 Wait, kids, wait. Wait for my go. 861 00:50:40,352 --> 00:50:42,769 On your marks... 862 00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:45,253 ...get set... 863 00:50:45,253 --> 00:50:47,808 Go! Through the orifices. 864 00:50:47,808 --> 00:50:50,500 And they're off through the -- Oh! 865 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,710 Timmy, what a horrible start to the game. 866 00:50:52,710 --> 00:50:54,676 Let's go. That's a terrible start. 867 00:50:54,676 --> 00:50:57,715 Now go catch or get that flag. Let's get going. 868 00:50:57,715 --> 00:51:00,544 Oh, Donna's already gotten that red flag 869 00:51:00,544 --> 00:51:02,270 and has made her way up the ladder. 870 00:51:02,270 --> 00:51:03,824 -Let's go, baby! 871 00:51:03,824 --> 00:51:06,827 -And here she comes down the throat. 872 00:51:06,827 --> 00:51:09,312 Alright, let's dig around for that red flag. 873 00:51:09,312 --> 00:51:11,245 Oh, Timmy's closing the gap. 874 00:51:11,245 --> 00:51:13,903 Oh, adventurous. Very good, Timmy. 875 00:51:13,903 --> 00:51:15,594 You actually made it. 876 00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:18,597 Alright folks, we don't want to get the suit messy. 877 00:51:18,597 --> 00:51:21,083 Did we find -- Oh, God, you got the flag. 878 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:22,670 Into the intestine you go. 879 00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:25,845 Timmy is not very good at all. 880 00:51:25,845 --> 00:51:28,434 One of these -- There he goes. 881 00:51:28,434 --> 00:51:31,644 Oh, Timmy almost stood up there for a second. 882 00:51:31,644 --> 00:51:33,819 Okay, let's see who's going to make it 883 00:51:33,819 --> 00:51:37,892 outside of this nice big, long pink hole first. 884 00:51:37,892 --> 00:51:40,136 Who is going to make it out of the long 885 00:51:40,136 --> 00:51:42,310 and winding intestine first? 886 00:51:42,310 --> 00:51:44,244 Oh, there she is. 887 00:51:44,244 --> 00:51:45,762 It's Donna coming out -- 888 00:51:45,762 --> 00:51:48,799 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 889 00:51:50,318 --> 00:51:52,562 -No! No, Donna! 890 00:51:52,562 --> 00:51:54,357 Donna! No, let me go! 891 00:51:54,357 --> 00:51:56,152 I'mma get Timmy! You can't do this! 892 00:51:56,152 --> 00:51:58,015 -Oh, Jesus. 893 00:51:58,015 --> 00:52:00,017 We might need a band-aid. 894 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:01,847 ♪♪ 895 00:52:01,847 --> 00:52:04,574 Oh, for sakes. Don't get that on my shoes. 896 00:52:04,574 --> 00:52:06,438 Don't get that. There you go. 897 00:52:06,438 --> 00:52:08,957 You're out, keep going. Let's go, Donna. 898 00:52:11,926 --> 00:52:15,826 ♪♪ 899 00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:20,037 ♪♪ 900 00:52:20,037 --> 00:52:21,487 -Stop the game, please. 901 00:52:21,487 --> 00:52:22,902 Please stop the game! 902 00:52:22,902 --> 00:52:24,284 - Wait, you mother! - Please stop the game! 903 00:52:30,462 --> 00:52:36,537 ♪♪ 904 00:52:36,537 --> 00:52:37,779 -...onna coming up. 905 00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:40,506 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 906 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,579 -Donna coming up. 907 00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:47,202 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 908 00:52:49,412 --> 00:52:50,654 -Donna coming up. 909 00:52:50,654 --> 00:52:53,347 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 910 00:52:55,245 --> 00:52:57,143 -No, Donna! 911 00:52:57,143 --> 00:52:58,386 Donna! 912 00:53:02,321 --> 00:53:05,704 ♪♪ 913 00:53:12,504 --> 00:53:14,989 -Take that shit off. 914 00:53:14,989 --> 00:53:16,715 -Yes, mom. 915 00:53:22,721 --> 00:53:24,032 -Do you know where you're at? 916 00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:25,724 Huh? 917 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:26,897 -Hmm? 918 00:53:28,554 --> 00:53:30,936 Does none of this look familiar to you? 919 00:53:32,282 --> 00:53:33,663 -This is my set. 920 00:53:33,663 --> 00:53:35,734 It's a damn good replica, huh? 921 00:53:38,599 --> 00:53:41,497 Oh, come on. 922 00:53:41,497 --> 00:53:43,534 You're going to hurt Marcus' feelings. 923 00:53:43,534 --> 00:53:45,951 He worked real hard on this. -Marcus? 924 00:53:45,951 --> 00:53:47,987 -Didn't you, baby? -I don't know a Marcus. 925 00:53:47,987 --> 00:53:51,025 -Yeah. 926 00:53:51,025 --> 00:53:52,923 -Okay, how about Donna, my daughter? 927 00:53:52,923 --> 00:53:54,822 -Who? -From Detroit? 928 00:53:54,822 --> 00:53:56,893 -I don't know a Donna from Detroit. 929 00:54:01,207 --> 00:54:02,587 We got a lot of kids on the set. 930 00:54:03,969 --> 00:54:05,246 How many were made to? 931 00:54:05,246 --> 00:54:06,591 -Ah! 932 00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:10,803 -You signed waiver. You signed a waiver. 933 00:54:14,427 --> 00:54:17,361 Everyone -- everyone signs a waiver. 934 00:54:19,881 --> 00:54:22,401 Baby? 935 00:54:22,401 --> 00:54:24,782 -Baby? Come on, honey. 936 00:54:28,096 --> 00:54:32,583 -Who gives a fuck about a goddamn waiver, nigga? 937 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:34,447 -Honey, honey, your blood pressure. 938 00:54:34,447 --> 00:54:36,208 -Mama? -I just -- 939 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:39,211 I think I just need to this shirt off. 940 00:54:39,211 --> 00:54:40,384 You fuck. 941 00:54:44,941 --> 00:54:47,701 Just... 942 00:54:49,359 --> 00:54:51,533 Oh, my God. 943 00:54:51,533 --> 00:54:55,296 What are you doing? 944 00:54:55,296 --> 00:54:56,710 -That's better. 945 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:59,300 You know what it looked like to me? 946 00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:02,889 Is that you motherfuckers created an impossible ass 947 00:55:02,889 --> 00:55:06,686 obstacle course that mangled up a little star. 948 00:55:06,686 --> 00:55:08,481 She was going to be the one. 949 00:55:08,481 --> 00:55:11,139 She's going to be the one to get out. 950 00:55:11,139 --> 00:55:12,899 It's okay. 951 00:55:12,899 --> 00:55:14,556 But look at that leg! 952 00:55:16,455 --> 00:55:18,801 Show him that mangled shit! 953 00:55:21,253 --> 00:55:23,772 See? See? -Ah! 954 00:55:23,772 --> 00:55:27,155 Why's it look...? 955 00:55:27,155 --> 00:55:29,847 -Don't nobody want to see that on the big screen. 956 00:55:32,539 --> 00:55:35,059 What does it look like? 957 00:55:35,059 --> 00:55:37,441 -I don't know. It look -- -What it look like? Say it! 958 00:55:37,441 --> 00:55:41,376 -I don't know, it looks -- -It looks like dog meat! 959 00:55:41,376 --> 00:55:43,550 -It looks like dog meat, okay? 960 00:55:44,827 --> 00:55:48,175 Fuck you, asshole. 961 00:55:48,175 --> 00:55:50,695 -Don't do that, baby. 962 00:55:50,695 --> 00:55:52,491 -I'm sorry. 963 00:55:52,491 --> 00:55:55,907 We almost had a winner before everything was canceled. 964 00:55:55,907 --> 00:55:59,394 Okay, I mean, the show isn't rigged. 965 00:55:59,394 --> 00:56:03,674 --You showbiz, LA motherfuckers make my goddamn pussy drier 966 00:56:03,674 --> 00:56:04,951 than the Sahary Desert. 967 00:56:04,951 --> 00:56:07,678 -Sahara, honey. -Shut the fuck up. 968 00:56:07,678 --> 00:56:12,442 -Oh, fuck. 969 00:56:12,442 --> 00:56:15,030 -Let's just -- 970 00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:17,170 just say it's not rigged. -No. 971 00:56:17,170 --> 00:56:18,896 -Would you can't prove that theory? 972 00:56:18,896 --> 00:56:20,276 -What? -Huh?! 973 00:56:20,276 --> 00:56:22,555 -What? What are you fucking talking about? 974 00:56:22,555 --> 00:56:25,765 -Fred, get me the jug. 975 00:56:25,765 --> 00:56:28,008 -W-Which one? 976 00:56:28,008 --> 00:56:31,253 -The one that's not water. 977 00:56:31,253 --> 00:56:33,497 -You can't do this, honey. 978 00:56:33,497 --> 00:56:34,843 -I won't say it again. 979 00:56:34,843 --> 00:56:37,431 -The fuck is in that? Huh? 980 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,469 -What the fuck is in that? 981 00:56:40,469 --> 00:56:42,505 -Didn't I tell you I'd get your dream cast 982 00:56:42,505 --> 00:56:43,990 if you did what I told you to do? 983 00:56:43,990 --> 00:56:45,094 -Yeah. -The fuck? 984 00:56:45,094 --> 00:56:46,820 My people know I'm here. 985 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,891 -They're going to come for me, you know, right? 986 00:56:48,891 --> 00:56:50,928 They'll come for me. The fuck is that? 987 00:56:50,928 --> 00:56:52,654 Ah! Fuck! 988 00:56:52,654 --> 00:56:55,139 -Honey! -Keep that shit away from me. 989 00:56:55,139 --> 00:56:57,935 -Get him up. 990 00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:03,181 -Look if we gave every kid their wish, we'd be fucked. 991 00:57:03,181 --> 00:57:05,149 You know we're on a budget. 992 00:57:05,149 --> 00:57:06,771 Ah! 993 00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:09,429 Oh, what's the matter? Huh? 994 00:57:09,429 --> 00:57:12,535 Are you worried about that pretty face of yours bubbling up 995 00:57:12,535 --> 00:57:13,847 and melting off on my floor? 996 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:16,642 -Just... -Huh? 997 00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:18,162 Smell that! 998 00:57:18,162 --> 00:57:21,303 Ooh. 999 00:57:21,303 --> 00:57:25,583 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 1000 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,585 -The fuck you doing? 1001 00:57:27,585 --> 00:57:30,795 -This is the first challenge. 1002 00:57:30,795 --> 00:57:33,867 -No, No. No, I need helmet! 1003 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,387 -Three, two, one! No, untie me! 1004 00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:39,493 Until me! -Charge! 1005 00:57:41,736 --> 00:57:44,878 Oh! Oh, fuck! 1006 00:57:52,472 --> 00:57:54,957 -Are you ready for our next challenge? 1007 00:57:54,957 --> 00:57:56,751 Huh? 1008 00:57:56,751 --> 00:57:58,927 -Are you hungry? 1009 00:57:58,927 --> 00:58:01,756 'Cause it's lunchtime! 1010 00:58:03,896 --> 00:58:05,519 Alright. -What the fuck? 1011 00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:09,661 -Three, two, one! 1012 00:58:09,661 --> 00:58:13,527 Catch that meat! 1013 00:58:13,527 --> 00:58:14,873 -No! No! No! 1014 00:58:14,873 --> 00:58:17,290 -Ooh! -No! 1015 00:58:17,290 --> 00:58:19,361 -Come on, girl. 1016 00:58:19,361 --> 00:58:20,706 There you go. -No! 1017 00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:23,951 -Catch it! Come on, puppy, catch it! 1018 00:58:23,951 --> 00:58:26,816 I can't really catch it. 1019 00:58:26,816 --> 00:58:29,164 -Catch it. -I'm trying! 1020 00:58:29,164 --> 00:58:31,855 -Catch it! -I'm trying! 1021 00:58:31,855 --> 00:58:34,824 -Come on, girl. Let me show you how you do this. 1022 00:58:34,824 --> 00:58:36,240 I can't catch it. 1023 00:58:37,344 --> 00:58:39,484 -You got to go right up here and then... 1024 00:58:41,279 --> 00:58:44,040 Just get it all up in his pie hole. 1025 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,560 Ah, that's right, puppy. 1026 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,802 Taste good? 1027 00:58:47,802 --> 00:58:49,839 Oh, shit. 1028 00:58:49,839 --> 00:58:51,427 ♪♪ 1029 00:58:51,427 --> 00:58:52,463 Ah. 1030 00:59:04,992 --> 00:59:06,890 Brandon, get that damn camera off the floor. 1031 00:59:06,890 --> 00:59:13,518 ♪♪ 1032 00:59:13,518 --> 00:59:16,418 Okay, Mr. game shows host. 1033 00:59:16,418 --> 00:59:21,180 Now when I say, you're going to jump through these orifices. 1034 00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:24,287 Go up to the ladder, climbing through the mouth, 1035 00:59:24,287 --> 00:59:28,740 down the slide through the stomach into this pool here. 1036 00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:30,258 Mm-mm-mmm. 1037 00:59:30,258 --> 00:59:32,744 -Oh, my God. 1038 00:59:32,744 --> 00:59:36,920 Then you're going to find a flag. 1039 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,095 When you find that flag, 1040 00:59:39,095 --> 00:59:41,650 you're going to come out this way, 1041 00:59:41,650 --> 00:59:44,722 go through the guts, make your way through 1042 00:59:44,722 --> 00:59:49,933 all their slip and slide until you get to the exit. 1043 00:59:51,763 --> 00:59:53,696 You got 60 seconds. 1044 00:59:53,696 --> 01:00:01,393 ♪♪ 1045 01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:06,881 -What's all the brown stuff? 1046 01:00:08,227 --> 01:00:10,333 Well, it sure ain't bean dip. 1047 01:00:13,405 --> 01:00:15,338 -What if I don't finish? 1048 01:00:17,133 --> 01:00:18,617 Don't! 1049 01:00:23,173 --> 01:00:25,106 -Get set. -Okay. 1050 01:00:25,106 --> 01:00:27,419 -Get ready, go! 1051 01:00:30,077 --> 01:00:33,356 Come on puppy, come on. 1052 01:00:34,598 --> 01:00:38,154 -Make that run, make that run, make that run! 1053 01:00:39,949 --> 01:00:42,158 -There you go. 1054 01:00:44,332 --> 01:00:45,506 Yeah! 1055 01:00:45,506 --> 01:00:48,681 -I can't. I can't. 1056 01:00:48,681 --> 01:00:50,338 You still got more to do! 1057 01:00:51,788 --> 01:00:54,756 ♪♪ 1058 01:00:54,756 --> 01:00:56,448 -Down the pooper shooter. 1059 01:00:56,448 --> 01:00:59,969 -I don't think I can get through it. 1060 01:00:59,969 --> 01:01:01,902 -Push on through. 1061 01:01:08,701 --> 01:01:10,634 -Oh, oh, oh. 1062 01:01:10,634 --> 01:01:12,740 Time is running down. 1063 01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:15,225 Will he make it? 1064 01:01:16,571 --> 01:01:20,644 ♪♪ 1065 01:01:20,644 --> 01:01:21,921 Through shit city. 1066 01:01:21,921 --> 01:01:23,785 Come on down. 1067 01:01:23,785 --> 01:01:25,856 -I'm coming. I'm coming. 1068 01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:28,756 I can do it. I can do it. 1069 01:01:35,797 --> 01:01:39,870 I did it! I did it! I did it! 1070 01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:42,149 I won your stupid game. 1071 01:01:42,149 --> 01:01:43,943 -Just couldn't do it, could you, son? 1072 01:01:43,943 --> 01:01:47,188 -I beat the fucking clock. 1073 01:01:47,188 --> 01:01:49,017 I beat the fucking clock. 1074 01:01:49,017 --> 01:01:50,915 -You're a few seconds too late. 1075 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:57,578 So sorry. 1076 01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:01,478 -Brandon, get him up. 1077 01:02:01,478 --> 01:02:02,479 -No! 1078 01:02:06,449 --> 01:02:08,070 -No winners. 1079 01:02:08,070 --> 01:02:11,971 No wishes. 1080 01:02:11,971 --> 01:02:13,318 Just pain. 1081 01:02:13,318 --> 01:02:15,630 - What's this? - What is this? 1082 01:02:15,630 --> 01:02:17,563 What is that thing? What is this? 1083 01:02:17,563 --> 01:02:19,047 What is this? 1084 01:02:21,878 --> 01:02:23,983 Wishes. 1085 01:02:23,983 --> 01:02:27,470 This is all about wishes, right? Right? 1086 01:02:27,470 --> 01:02:31,335 I can help get her wish granted. I can help you. 1087 01:02:31,335 --> 01:02:33,683 -Are you fucking with me right now? 1088 01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:34,959 -No, no. 1089 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:37,652 -I thought Ozzy was off world, canceled. 1090 01:02:37,652 --> 01:02:41,656 -I know where it is. 1091 01:02:41,656 --> 01:02:43,417 I know where it is. 1092 01:02:43,417 --> 01:02:47,972 -Baby, does that thing do super close ups? 1093 01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:50,354 Because I'm going to show you all how to make a goddamned -- 1094 01:02:50,354 --> 01:02:53,115 -No! No! I'll take you to it! 1095 01:02:53,115 --> 01:02:55,980 I'll take you to it! 1096 01:02:57,603 --> 01:02:59,294 I'll take you to it. 1097 01:03:02,987 --> 01:03:11,030 ♪♪ 1098 01:03:11,030 --> 01:03:15,897 ♪♪ 1099 01:03:15,897 --> 01:03:17,105 -What the hell? 1100 01:03:17,105 --> 01:03:20,039 ♪♪ 1101 01:03:20,039 --> 01:03:26,114 -Security's gotten a little...beefy. 1102 01:03:26,114 --> 01:03:29,013 -Alright, that's okay. That's alright. 1103 01:03:29,013 --> 01:03:31,706 -We can't go in this way anymore. 1104 01:03:31,706 --> 01:03:33,431 We got to go to the back. 1105 01:03:33,431 --> 01:03:35,537 What the fuck you mean he can't go in this way? 1106 01:03:35,537 --> 01:03:37,194 Goddamn it. 1107 01:03:37,642 --> 01:03:39,403 Lights bang, hums] 1108 01:03:43,856 --> 01:03:47,135 -You remember this, Donna? 1109 01:03:47,135 --> 01:03:48,653 -Don't talk to him, baby. 1110 01:03:48,653 --> 01:03:50,345 -It's okay. It's alright. 1111 01:03:50,345 --> 01:03:51,864 You leave my girl alone. 1112 01:03:51,864 --> 01:03:53,451 You did done enough. 1113 01:04:08,121 --> 01:04:09,674 -It's okay. 1114 01:04:13,023 --> 01:04:14,852 Do you trust this guy, baby? 1115 01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:16,958 -Hell no, 1116 01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:18,131 but this is where we have to be. 1117 01:04:21,686 --> 01:04:24,172 ♪♪ 1118 01:04:25,828 --> 01:04:27,175 -Oh, shit. 1119 01:04:27,175 --> 01:04:36,494 ♪♪ 1120 01:04:36,494 --> 01:04:37,599 Oh, shit. 1121 01:04:37,599 --> 01:04:42,121 ♪♪ 1122 01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:46,297 -Go ahead, honey. -Okay. 1123 01:04:46,297 --> 01:04:48,920 -Go on, I'll follow you. 1124 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,509 -Alright, Donna baby. 1125 01:04:51,509 --> 01:04:55,237 Mama said she's gonna get your wish. 1126 01:04:55,237 --> 01:04:56,687 I'mma get your wish. 1127 01:04:56,687 --> 01:04:59,828 ♪♪ 1128 01:05:09,009 --> 01:05:11,495 -This is an actual cave. 1129 01:05:11,495 --> 01:05:14,774 -What the fuck do you mean an actual cave? 1130 01:05:14,774 --> 01:05:17,086 -I never been past the door before. 1131 01:05:17,086 --> 01:05:19,503 -Oh, Goddammit. 1132 01:05:19,503 --> 01:05:21,228 We're gonna be alright. 1133 01:05:21,228 --> 01:05:24,784 I guarantee I'm meaner than anything we'll find down here. 1134 01:05:24,784 --> 01:05:30,824 We want that new car and $10 -- $15 million. Okay? 1135 01:05:30,824 --> 01:05:32,999 -Don't' promise her all that stuff. 1136 01:05:32,999 --> 01:05:35,829 -Shut the fuck up, Vinn. 1137 01:05:35,829 --> 01:05:38,141 -Yeah, mama, I'm scared. 1138 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:43,561 It's so dark in here. 1139 01:05:43,561 --> 01:05:46,356 -Do you hear that music, baby? 1140 01:05:46,356 --> 01:05:47,565 -Mnh-mnh. -No? 1141 01:05:49,256 --> 01:05:51,086 Wha-- What the? 1142 01:05:51,086 --> 01:05:53,847 What's that? 1143 01:05:53,847 --> 01:05:54,952 -Baby? 1144 01:05:54,952 --> 01:06:00,232 ♪♪ 1145 01:06:00,232 --> 01:06:01,268 -Wait. 1146 01:06:01,268 --> 01:06:04,720 ♪♪ 1147 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:05,997 Wait. 1148 01:06:07,239 --> 01:06:09,932 ♪♪ 1149 01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:12,175 -What? 1150 01:06:13,695 --> 01:06:16,629 ♪♪ 1151 01:06:16,629 --> 01:06:17,940 Here. 1152 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:19,320 It's fine. 1153 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:20,356 -What are you doing? 1154 01:06:20,356 --> 01:06:21,772 -It's fine. 1155 01:06:21,772 --> 01:06:23,808 ♪♪ 1156 01:06:23,808 --> 01:06:25,638 It knows my aura. 1157 01:06:25,638 --> 01:06:34,923 ♪♪ 1158 01:06:34,923 --> 01:06:36,856 ♪♪ 1159 01:06:38,270 --> 01:06:44,864 ♪♪ 1160 01:06:46,278 --> 01:06:55,012 ♪♪ 1161 01:06:55,012 --> 01:07:03,261 ♪♪ 1162 01:07:03,261 --> 01:07:12,995 ♪♪ 1163 01:07:12,995 --> 01:07:14,651 Make it a good wish, kid. 1164 01:07:14,651 --> 01:07:20,278 ♪♪ 1165 01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:31,289 ♪♪ 1166 01:07:31,289 --> 01:07:36,950 ♪♪ 1167 01:07:38,848 --> 01:07:46,201 ♪♪ 1168 01:07:47,788 --> 01:07:52,551 ♪♪ 1169 01:07:54,519 --> 01:07:57,729 -Mom, Dad? What the fuck is that? 1170 01:07:57,729 --> 01:07:59,179 Mom, Dad, what -- 1171 01:08:00,421 --> 01:08:05,461 ♪♪ 1172 01:08:08,188 --> 01:08:10,397 -What the fuck? -No! 1173 01:08:10,397 --> 01:08:14,160 -Jesus! -Mom! 1174 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,540 Dad! 1175 01:08:15,540 --> 01:08:16,782 What the fuck?! 1176 01:08:16,782 --> 01:08:18,543 What the -- What the hell she -- 1177 01:08:20,545 --> 01:08:22,788 -Get down, get down. 1178 01:08:22,788 --> 01:08:24,997 What the...? 1179 01:08:24,997 --> 01:08:26,378 I don't understand. 1180 01:08:26,378 --> 01:08:28,760 What the fuck is going on? 1181 01:08:31,210 --> 01:08:32,522 -Oh! 1182 01:08:35,836 --> 01:08:38,390 -What did you do, bitch?! What did you do?! 1183 01:08:38,390 --> 01:08:43,775 ♪♪ 1184 01:08:45,224 --> 01:08:53,440 ♪♪ 1185 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:56,995 ♪♪ 1186 01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:59,963 ♪♪ 1187 01:09:18,395 --> 01:09:21,191 -What the fuck are you doing, loser? 1188 01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:22,468 Hey. Hey, is that my camera? 1189 01:09:22,468 --> 01:09:23,780 -Don't tape over my new -- 1190 01:09:32,202 --> 01:09:33,687 -Hey. 1191 01:09:37,448 --> 01:09:39,140 Hey. 1192 01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:41,142 Oh. Oh, you like that? 1193 01:09:41,142 --> 01:09:44,007 Oh, you like these? Yeah, I thought you would. 1194 01:09:44,007 --> 01:09:46,595 Yeah, I'm a big boy. 1195 01:09:46,595 --> 01:09:49,254 Oh, you like big boys? Yeah, I though you did. 1196 01:09:50,980 --> 01:09:54,949 Somebody better call the vet, these pythons are sick. 1197 01:09:54,949 --> 01:09:56,710 Did you say something, honey? 1198 01:09:56,710 --> 01:09:58,953 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't -- don't come in. 1199 01:09:58,953 --> 01:10:00,678 Don't do that in. I'm studying. 1200 01:10:00,678 --> 01:10:03,268 -Okay. What do you want for lunch? 1201 01:10:03,268 --> 01:10:05,063 -Hot pockets. 1202 01:10:05,063 --> 01:10:07,547 God, of course. 1203 01:10:29,845 --> 01:10:32,884 -Holy shit. 1204 01:10:36,404 --> 01:10:38,716 Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey! 1205 01:10:38,716 --> 01:10:41,443 Hey, you there. Get -- Is that a camera? 1206 01:10:41,443 --> 01:10:43,790 Do not -- I will tell your parents. 1207 01:10:43,790 --> 01:10:45,482 No! 1208 01:10:45,482 --> 01:10:47,174 Goddammit! 1209 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:54,181 -Yo, shh, shh, shh. 1210 01:11:00,842 --> 01:11:02,154 -Shh, shh. 1211 01:11:11,853 --> 01:11:14,097 -Yo, should we get the cream? 1212 01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:31,804 -Do it again, do it again. 1213 01:11:35,739 --> 01:11:37,741 Oh! 1214 01:11:37,741 --> 01:11:40,916 -Holy Shit. -Boner. 1215 01:11:40,916 --> 01:11:42,884 Boner, what happened, bro? -What happened, buddy? 1216 01:11:42,884 --> 01:11:44,472 -Buster. -Did you just jizz on himself? 1217 01:11:44,472 --> 01:11:46,957 Was that streaming, bro? 1218 01:11:46,957 --> 01:11:49,546 -Whoa, dude, this is fucking crazy. 1219 01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:50,547 -Whoa. -What the fuck? 1220 01:11:50,547 --> 01:11:53,584 -Whoa, what is that? 1221 01:11:53,584 --> 01:11:55,275 -What the -- yo. 1222 01:11:55,275 --> 01:11:57,933 -Ah, dude, that's one gnarly ass snake, bro. 1223 01:11:57,933 --> 01:11:59,418 -Anaconda. 1224 01:12:01,489 --> 01:12:02,800 -Look at that strip, dude. 1225 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:05,216 Oh! 1226 01:12:05,216 --> 01:12:07,322 Yo! -Eww! Shit, bro. 1227 01:12:07,322 --> 01:12:09,324 -Hey, Boner, for 50 cents, eat it right now. 1228 01:12:09,324 --> 01:12:11,119 -I'll eat your fucking mom for 50 cents, bro. 1229 01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:13,811 Yo. 1230 01:12:13,811 --> 01:12:15,951 Oh! 1231 01:12:15,951 --> 01:12:17,608 -I don't believe this kid. 1232 01:12:17,608 --> 01:12:20,508 -Yo, after this we should hit the stairs by Blockbuster, yeah? 1233 01:12:20,508 --> 01:12:21,819 -Nah, dude, RadioShack's so much better. 1234 01:12:21,819 --> 01:12:23,683 -No, dude, I was just there yesterday. 1235 01:12:23,683 --> 01:12:25,754 -Nah. You're tripping, bro. 1236 01:12:25,754 --> 01:12:26,755 -Bro, you know who they seem like to me? 1237 01:12:28,205 --> 01:12:29,517 -Oh, shit. 1238 01:12:29,517 --> 01:12:30,656 -Fuck. -Dude. 1239 01:12:30,656 --> 01:12:32,520 -Bro, you're good? 1240 01:12:34,383 --> 01:12:36,662 -I'm okay. -Oh! 1241 01:12:36,662 --> 01:12:38,180 -Oh, dude. That's not right? 1242 01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:40,182 -Oh, shit. I-Is this normal? -No, no. 1243 01:12:40,182 --> 01:12:41,287 -No, it is not normal. 1244 01:12:41,287 --> 01:12:43,496 -Dave, it's not real. There's no way -- 1245 01:12:43,496 --> 01:12:44,911 -Okay, I'm telling you, it's real. 1246 01:12:44,911 --> 01:12:47,224 And you guys need to take this shit more seriously. 1247 01:12:47,224 --> 01:12:48,432 -Yeah, right. -Yeah, that'd be crazy. 1248 01:12:49,951 --> 01:12:51,262 -Okay, you know what? Just watch. 1249 01:12:51,262 --> 01:12:52,885 Come New Years and all you nonbelievers 1250 01:12:52,885 --> 01:12:54,265 are gonna be fucked, and there's no way in hell 1251 01:12:54,265 --> 01:12:55,681 I'm letting you, either of you into my sick 1252 01:12:55,681 --> 01:12:57,234 Y2K bomb shelter crib. 1253 01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:59,857 -Oh no. What are we going to do without -- 1254 01:12:59,857 --> 01:13:01,997 -Boner's bomb shelter, dude. 1255 01:13:01,997 --> 01:13:03,171 Open the door. -Shut up. 1256 01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:04,344 -Yo, what the fuck are you writing? 1257 01:13:04,344 --> 01:13:05,863 -My supplies, okay? 1258 01:13:05,863 --> 01:13:08,797 I need to have TP, condoms, obviously, and then -- 1259 01:13:08,797 --> 01:13:10,626 -Why? -What do you mean why? 1260 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:11,973 -I think the world ending is more likely 1261 01:13:11,973 --> 01:13:13,319 than you get laid, bro. 1262 01:13:13,319 --> 01:13:15,390 -100 fucking percent, dude. 1263 01:13:15,390 --> 01:13:17,219 -This is the dumbest -- -It's gonna work. 1264 01:13:17,219 --> 01:13:19,738 -This is the dumbest -- -It's gonna to work! 1265 01:13:19,738 --> 01:13:21,051 -You're a fucking idiot. 1266 01:13:21,051 --> 01:13:23,087 -Bro, it's for sure going to work. 1267 01:13:23,087 --> 01:13:25,918 I saw it on "Candid Camera." 1268 01:13:25,918 --> 01:13:26,988 -God. 1269 01:13:26,988 --> 01:13:29,162 -Look, it's practically invisible. 1270 01:13:31,475 --> 01:13:32,786 Hey, guys. Hey. Hehe. 1271 01:13:35,306 --> 01:13:37,722 -Follow me. -Alright, play it cool, bro. 1272 01:13:49,596 --> 01:13:52,116 -Is he okay? 1273 01:13:52,116 --> 01:13:53,841 -Hey, ladies. 1274 01:13:53,841 --> 01:13:55,740 What's going on? How you guys doing? 1275 01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:56,810 -Hi. -Hi. 1276 01:13:56,810 --> 01:13:58,881 -What are you guys' names? 1277 01:13:58,881 --> 01:14:02,195 -I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma. 1278 01:14:02,195 --> 01:14:05,440 -Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy. Cool. 1279 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:08,029 My name is Breckie, and my friends call me Brex. 1280 01:14:08,029 --> 01:14:11,308 Like music and stuff. Um, I got a question for you guys. 1281 01:14:11,308 --> 01:14:13,517 Um, I'm with some friends over here, 1282 01:14:13,517 --> 01:14:14,793 but we're kind of hungry. 1283 01:14:14,793 --> 01:14:16,899 -Is that a camera? -No. 1284 01:14:16,899 --> 01:14:18,453 -Are you serious? -No, no. 1285 01:14:18,453 --> 01:14:21,352 -Wow, you are so perverted. You little creep. 1286 01:14:21,352 --> 01:14:22,663 -Yeah, you better run, you creep. 1287 01:14:22,663 --> 01:14:23,802 -I like your dress! 1288 01:14:40,302 --> 01:14:41,751 Oh, yeah. 1289 01:14:44,306 --> 01:14:46,205 Oh, shit. 1290 01:15:15,233 --> 01:15:19,271 - So fucking hot. - Shit. 1291 01:15:29,903 --> 01:15:31,698 Go, go. 1292 01:15:33,389 --> 01:15:37,151 -Oh, my God. You weren't lying. 1293 01:15:37,151 --> 01:15:39,982 -Dude, she's out there every day since she moved in. 1294 01:15:39,982 --> 01:15:42,294 How many times can you clean a car? 1295 01:15:42,294 --> 01:15:45,988 -I'm telling you, my new top three in the spank bank, 1296 01:15:45,988 --> 01:15:48,162 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Britney Spears 1297 01:15:48,162 --> 01:15:50,993 and this chick over there. 1298 01:15:50,993 --> 01:15:53,236 -You are so lucky you get to live across the street 1299 01:15:53,236 --> 01:15:55,411 from that piece of ass. -Dude, I know, I know. 1300 01:15:55,411 --> 01:15:57,482 -Look, she's bending over. Look. 1301 01:15:57,482 --> 01:15:58,863 -Oh. -Oh! 1302 01:16:01,728 --> 01:16:04,972 -Hey, guys, what are you doing? 1303 01:16:04,972 --> 01:16:06,594 -Boo! -Mind your business, dickweed. 1304 01:16:06,594 --> 01:16:08,148 -Hey, what did I say about coming to my room 1305 01:16:08,148 --> 01:16:09,633 with an invite? -Come on, Dyl. 1306 01:16:09,633 --> 01:16:11,116 -Out! -I'm not intruding. 1307 01:16:11,116 --> 01:16:12,428 -Now! 1308 01:16:12,428 --> 01:16:15,017 -Goddammit. 1309 01:16:15,017 --> 01:16:16,466 -Is he gonna snitch? 1310 01:16:16,466 --> 01:16:18,330 -Nah, we're holding his Warhammer set hostage. 1311 01:16:18,330 --> 01:16:19,193 We're good. 1312 01:16:19,193 --> 01:16:21,161 -Dude, let's go. -Awesome. 1313 01:16:23,128 --> 01:16:25,268 Holy shit! 1314 01:16:26,476 --> 01:16:28,685 -Look at her hand on that hose, bro. 1315 01:16:28,685 --> 01:16:30,239 -Look at that grip, man. 1316 01:16:30,239 --> 01:16:31,758 -Oh, yeah, dude. 1317 01:16:31,758 --> 01:16:34,243 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -No! 1318 01:16:34,243 --> 01:16:35,900 -No! -No, move your van! 1319 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:38,040 -Are you serious? -Right in front. 1320 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,558 -It's bullshit, man. 1321 01:16:39,558 --> 01:16:41,664 -Goddamn. -Come on, dude. 1322 01:16:41,664 --> 01:16:44,909 -Hate this guy. -This sucks, bro. 1323 01:16:44,909 --> 01:16:47,221 -Hey, pull your shorts up a little. 1324 01:16:47,221 --> 01:16:48,395 -Oh, he's got to get ready. 1325 01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:50,535 -No shot, bro. -Hey, man. Hey. 1326 01:16:50,535 --> 01:16:52,468 -Oh, does he think -- -Come on. Come on. 1327 01:16:52,468 --> 01:16:53,918 -Does he think she's going to go for that? 1328 01:16:53,918 --> 01:16:56,196 -Bro. -Oh, nah, dude. 1329 01:16:56,196 --> 01:16:59,819 -You can see how disgusted she looks. 1330 01:16:59,819 --> 01:17:01,995 -Not that! Ow! -Oh, shit! 1331 01:17:01,995 --> 01:17:03,686 -She -- she just went -- -Wait. 1332 01:17:03,686 --> 01:17:05,584 Is that a new Macintosh? 1333 01:17:05,584 --> 01:17:07,241 She trying -- she trying to fund my college? 1334 01:17:08,656 --> 01:17:09,933 -You could do my sugar mama. 1335 01:17:09,933 --> 01:17:11,728 -Oh, dude, you're telling me, man. 1336 01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:13,868 -Dude, he's still talking to her. 1337 01:17:13,868 --> 01:17:15,215 -Get lost. -Hey! 1338 01:17:15,215 --> 01:17:17,148 -She's walking away. -She can't hear you. 1339 01:17:17,148 --> 01:17:18,563 -She's not interested. 1340 01:17:18,563 --> 01:17:21,945 -Leave, dude. -Now. Get over yourself, bro. 1341 01:17:21,945 --> 01:17:23,878 -No! -No! 1342 01:17:23,878 --> 01:17:25,190 -No, man! 1343 01:17:25,190 --> 01:17:27,813 -Not the damn -- oh! 1344 01:17:27,813 --> 01:17:30,333 -Oh, shit, bro. 1345 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,541 -Oh, shit. 1346 01:17:31,541 --> 01:17:33,647 -Get out of here. -Bro. 1347 01:17:34,786 --> 01:17:36,856 ♪♪ 1348 01:17:36,856 --> 01:17:39,963 -What's with all the weird statues? 1349 01:17:39,963 --> 01:17:42,103 -Maybe her family's European? 1350 01:17:42,103 --> 01:17:45,071 -They are classy and sexually liberal. 1351 01:17:45,071 --> 01:17:46,901 -Mm. -Oh. 1352 01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:53,701 -Dude, that is what I'm talking about. 1353 01:17:53,701 --> 01:17:54,840 -I think I'm in love. 1354 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,981 ♪♪ 1355 01:17:57,981 --> 01:17:59,707 -Ooh. -Oh, my God. 1356 01:17:59,707 --> 01:18:02,123 -She's going for the shower. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1357 01:18:02,123 --> 01:18:04,643 -Please, please, please. -She's going to get naked. 1358 01:18:04,643 --> 01:18:06,404 -Please. -No, no! 1359 01:18:06,404 --> 01:18:08,025 -Don't do any more! -No! 1360 01:18:08,025 --> 01:18:10,234 -Goddammit. 1361 01:18:10,234 --> 01:18:11,650 -We've got to get a better angle. 1362 01:18:11,650 --> 01:18:14,377 -Okay, I will buy the safe from you for $100. 1363 01:18:14,377 --> 01:18:16,171 -Final offer. 1364 01:18:16,171 --> 01:18:18,001 -Be off the chain, bro. 1365 01:18:18,001 --> 01:18:20,694 You got Limp Bizkit, you got Creed, 1366 01:18:20,694 --> 01:18:21,970 you got Whole, you got -- 1367 01:18:21,970 --> 01:18:23,213 -Hey, guys, let's her Boner out. 1368 01:18:23,213 --> 01:18:24,525 Let's here Boner out. 1369 01:18:24,525 --> 01:18:26,527 -Ah! 1370 01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:28,114 -Dude, I swear to -- 1371 01:18:28,114 --> 01:18:29,668 -I got your concert. -Oh, come -- Shut up, dude. 1372 01:18:29,668 --> 01:18:31,221 -Come on, come on, I'm killing it right now. 1373 01:18:31,221 --> 01:18:34,017 - No. - Lame. 1374 01:18:34,017 --> 01:18:36,468 -Your brother sucks. 1375 01:18:36,468 --> 01:18:38,228 -Oh, shit. 1376 01:18:38,228 --> 01:18:39,298 -Oh. -Wait. 1377 01:18:39,298 --> 01:18:40,438 -He's got his little baby pads. 1378 01:18:40,438 --> 01:18:43,164 -What is he doing? -Fuck. 1379 01:18:43,164 --> 01:18:46,132 -I can't believe I'm related to him. 1380 01:18:46,132 --> 01:18:47,824 -Hey, look. -Oh. 1381 01:18:53,036 --> 01:18:54,382 -He's not going to snitch on us, right? 1382 01:18:54,382 --> 01:18:56,971 'Cause I need this, like, really badly. 1383 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:00,284 -What the fuck? -Yo, you don't just walk up 1384 01:19:00,284 --> 01:19:02,286 and talk to a girl like that. 1385 01:19:02,286 --> 01:19:04,944 -Get away from her. -What the fuck?! 1386 01:19:04,944 --> 01:19:07,568 -Yo, did she just voluntarily touch him? 1387 01:19:07,568 --> 01:19:08,638 -Is she holding his hand? 1388 01:19:08,638 --> 01:19:10,053 -This is not happening right now. 1389 01:19:10,053 --> 01:19:13,125 -Whoa. -Is he -- he's going inside. 1390 01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:15,023 -Dude. Holy shit. 1391 01:19:15,023 --> 01:19:16,612 -She probably feels bad for him. 1392 01:19:16,612 --> 01:19:19,200 -Oh, my God. I want her to feel bad for me every day. 1393 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,720 -Brady is a goddamn pimp. 1394 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,135 -Hey, shut up, man. 1395 01:19:25,724 --> 01:19:27,484 -Brady, dude, mad respect. 1396 01:19:27,484 --> 01:19:28,968 -Yo, does she have a boyfriend, though? 1397 01:19:28,968 --> 01:19:30,211 -What does she smell like? 1398 01:19:30,211 --> 01:19:31,557 Does she have the hot girl stink? 1399 01:19:31,557 --> 01:19:33,317 -Who? Sandra? 1400 01:19:33,317 --> 01:19:35,250 -Holy shit. -You're on a first name basis? 1401 01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:36,665 -Hey, hey, hey, let the kid talk. 1402 01:19:36,665 --> 01:19:38,460 -Oh, my God. 1403 01:19:38,460 --> 01:19:39,911 -Yeah, I'm supposed to go over and help her set up 1404 01:19:39,911 --> 01:19:41,498 a webcam tomorrow so... 1405 01:19:41,498 --> 01:19:43,086 -Oh, shit, dude. 1406 01:19:43,086 --> 01:19:45,502 -Sounds like a date. 1407 01:19:45,502 --> 01:19:47,745 -Yo, I never would have guessed he's got more game 1408 01:19:47,745 --> 01:19:48,920 than his big bro. 1409 01:19:50,058 --> 01:19:51,854 -Yo, shut the fuck up! 1410 01:19:53,751 --> 01:19:55,443 I've got an idea. 1411 01:19:57,307 --> 01:20:00,448 -Alright, just level me. Is it possible? 1412 01:20:02,277 --> 01:20:04,107 -Yeah, I could install a spyware program, 1413 01:20:04,107 --> 01:20:06,695 but if I get caught, she'll -- she'll kill me. 1414 01:20:06,695 --> 01:20:08,249 -Then you'll die hero. 1415 01:20:08,249 --> 01:20:12,322 -Brady, if you do this, you'll be a fucking legend, 1416 01:20:12,322 --> 01:20:15,947 plus you can hang out with us tonight. 1417 01:20:15,947 --> 01:20:17,327 -Really? 1418 01:20:18,535 --> 01:20:19,639 -He's in, boys. 1419 01:20:19,639 --> 01:20:21,503 There we go. 1420 01:20:26,198 --> 01:20:28,890 -Don't look -- -Turn around! 1421 01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:31,099 -Oh, my God. -Fucking Brady. 1422 01:20:31,099 --> 01:20:32,790 -Dude, your brother. Oh, my God. 1423 01:20:32,790 --> 01:20:34,378 -Jesus Christ. 1424 01:20:34,378 --> 01:20:36,346 Hey. 1425 01:20:36,346 --> 01:20:37,692 Maybe she's a sculptor. 1426 01:20:37,692 --> 01:20:38,900 -Dude, they kind of look like Boner. 1427 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:40,867 -Hey, hey. -Okay, yeah. 1428 01:20:42,904 --> 01:20:44,078 -Better looking. 1429 01:20:44,078 --> 01:20:46,666 -Shut up. 1430 01:20:48,668 --> 01:20:50,463 -Dear, Penthouse. 1431 01:20:52,707 --> 01:20:54,087 -Goddamn. 1432 01:20:59,334 --> 01:21:00,991 -Alright, alright, wrap it off. 1433 01:21:00,991 --> 01:21:03,511 -Mm, I need this so badly. 1434 01:21:03,511 --> 01:21:05,996 -Shit, man. -I can't watch. 1435 01:21:05,996 --> 01:21:08,101 -I'm going to throw up. 1436 01:21:08,101 --> 01:21:09,310 -It's okay, Boner. 1437 01:21:09,310 --> 01:21:11,001 -Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 1438 01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:13,314 -Now or never, dude. Go, go, go. 1439 01:21:14,384 --> 01:21:17,144 -What the hell is spyware anyway? 1440 01:21:19,009 --> 01:21:20,769 -Okay. -Shit. 1441 01:21:20,769 --> 01:21:24,082 -Come on, Brady, you got this. You got this. 1442 01:21:24,082 --> 01:21:25,291 -Oh, my God. -Oh, shit. 1443 01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:27,397 -Oh, my God. -You got to hurry. 1444 01:21:27,397 --> 01:21:29,399 -Jesus. -Oh, my God. 1445 01:21:32,678 --> 01:21:34,369 -We're done. -I can't watch this, dude. 1446 01:21:34,369 --> 01:21:35,784 -Fuck, fuck. -He's dead, he's dead. 1447 01:21:35,784 --> 01:21:37,164 -He's dead. 1448 01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:41,099 -Is it -- -I'm going to throw up. 1449 01:21:41,099 --> 01:21:42,688 -Oh, we got it. -Come on, come on. 1450 01:21:42,688 --> 01:21:43,792 -Did he save it? 1451 01:21:43,792 --> 01:21:46,657 -Is it...? -Oh, shit. 1452 01:21:46,657 --> 01:21:49,660 -Yo, that's some "Goldeneye" shit right there, dude. 1453 01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,422 This kid's taking way too long. 1454 01:21:53,422 --> 01:21:55,908 -Let him do his thing. 1455 01:21:55,908 --> 01:21:57,737 -Dear, God, I know I never really pray to you 1456 01:21:57,737 --> 01:21:59,601 about anything ever, 1457 01:21:59,601 --> 01:22:02,984 but please do not be an asshole about this. 1458 01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:04,122 Did it work? 1459 01:22:04,122 --> 01:22:05,192 -We're in. 1460 01:22:05,192 --> 01:22:07,540 -Yes! -No shit. 1461 01:22:07,540 --> 01:22:09,507 -The kid did it. -Yeah. 1462 01:22:09,507 --> 01:22:10,992 -Hey, he was a kid five minutes ago. 1463 01:22:10,992 --> 01:22:13,476 This gentleman is a man. 1464 01:22:14,477 --> 01:22:16,307 -Hey, you did good. -Cool. 1465 01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:19,828 -Cheers. -Cheers, bud. 1466 01:22:19,828 --> 01:22:21,934 -Glorious. 1467 01:22:21,934 --> 01:22:23,452 Oh, wow. 1468 01:22:23,452 --> 01:22:25,696 -Technology is amazing, man. 1469 01:22:25,696 --> 01:22:27,283 -Yo, Boner, that's my computer. -Hey, Boner. 1470 01:22:53,759 --> 01:22:56,037 -Guys, guys, shower time. 1471 01:22:56,037 --> 01:22:57,693 -Finally, bro. 1472 01:22:57,693 --> 01:23:00,730 My balls were about to discover a new shade of blue. 1473 01:23:00,730 --> 01:23:02,249 -Holy shit. 1474 01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:03,768 I can't wait to see those titties. 1475 01:23:03,768 --> 01:23:04,839 -Yeah. 1476 01:23:04,839 --> 01:23:06,047 -This is the greatest day of my life. 1477 01:23:06,047 --> 01:23:07,358 -Oh 1478 01:23:09,498 --> 01:23:11,672 -Come on, go for it. 1479 01:23:13,986 --> 01:23:15,919 -Whoa. -Oh, my God. 1480 01:23:19,784 --> 01:23:21,096 -Hey. What's up? 1481 01:23:21,096 --> 01:23:23,339 Y-You don't like the beer? 1482 01:23:23,339 --> 01:23:25,514 -I just feel like a creep. 1483 01:23:25,514 --> 01:23:27,447 -Dude, we're just having some fun. 1484 01:23:27,447 --> 01:23:28,689 -I know, it's just -- 1485 01:23:28,689 --> 01:23:30,450 She trusted me, man. Just shut it off. 1486 01:23:30,450 --> 01:23:33,246 -We will, we will, in a little while. 1487 01:23:33,246 --> 01:23:34,833 Hey, Brady, where are you going, man? 1488 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:37,905 Oh, fuck it. -The Internet is awesome. 1489 01:23:37,905 --> 01:23:39,424 -Yeah. 1490 01:23:39,907 --> 01:23:41,495 Eww! 1491 01:23:41,495 --> 01:23:43,394 -Yo, what? She's double jointed? 1492 01:23:43,394 --> 01:23:45,396 -Gross. -I'd still tap that. 1493 01:23:45,396 --> 01:23:47,260 -Contortionist. 1494 01:23:49,538 --> 01:23:51,333 -A wig. I knew it. 1495 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,851 I fucking knew it. 1496 01:23:54,164 --> 01:23:55,751 -Oh! Oh! -What the fuck? 1497 01:23:55,751 --> 01:23:57,201 -Oh, oh. 1498 01:23:57,201 --> 01:23:59,030 Uh... 1499 01:24:01,171 --> 01:24:03,552 -Yo, wait, wait, wait. Is this that CGI thing? 1500 01:24:03,552 --> 01:24:04,967 -Man, it's still -- it's still kind of hot. 1501 01:24:04,967 --> 01:24:07,072 -I do not -- I don't like it. I don't like it. 1502 01:24:07,072 --> 01:24:08,315 -Nah. 1503 01:24:08,315 --> 01:24:10,628 -Holy shit. Guys, she sees us. 1504 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:11,905 -Like, you need to call an ambulance, 1505 01:24:11,905 --> 01:24:13,562 the police and then your parents. 1506 01:24:13,562 --> 01:24:15,011 Call your parents. -I got it. 1507 01:24:15,011 --> 01:24:16,772 911, what is your emergency? 1508 01:24:16,772 --> 01:24:19,913 -Yeah, I'm calling about a girl with snakes in her head. 1509 01:24:19,913 --> 01:24:21,777 -How many snakes, sir? -I don't know how many snakes! 1510 01:24:22,812 --> 01:24:25,332 Holy shit. 1511 01:24:25,332 --> 01:24:26,540 -Yo, yo. Did you hear that? 1512 01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:27,748 What was that? 1513 01:24:27,748 --> 01:24:30,475 -Yo, yo, yo. She's on the roof, dude. 1514 01:24:37,517 --> 01:24:39,519 -What the fuck? -Oh! 1515 01:24:42,004 --> 01:24:43,419 -Oh! 1516 01:24:46,249 --> 01:24:47,596 -Oh no. 1517 01:24:50,357 --> 01:24:51,876 -Oh, my God! 1518 01:24:57,985 --> 01:24:59,573 -Get the fuck out of here. 1519 01:25:02,265 --> 01:25:04,301 -What's going on? -Watch out! 1520 01:25:07,304 --> 01:25:09,306 Go, go, go, go, go! 1521 01:25:18,074 --> 01:25:19,904 -Look, we need to get out, We need to get out of here. 1522 01:25:21,181 --> 01:25:22,562 -Brady. 1523 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,841 -S-Sandra? 1524 01:25:25,841 --> 01:25:29,326 We -- we didn't mean to hurt you, right? 1525 01:25:29,326 --> 01:25:31,191 Right, Dylan? We... 1526 01:25:31,191 --> 01:25:32,848 Oh, my G-- 1527 01:25:32,848 --> 01:25:34,850 ♪♪ 1528 01:25:34,850 --> 01:25:36,540 No! Nobody can kill him! 1529 01:25:36,540 --> 01:25:38,923 Leave him alone! 1530 01:25:42,443 --> 01:25:45,067 No! 1531 01:25:49,278 --> 01:25:51,798 ♪♪ 1532 01:25:51,798 --> 01:26:01,255 ♪♪ 1533 01:26:17,202 --> 01:26:22,173 -Jane McAllister, 48 -- -Sorry, hold up your release. 1534 01:26:22,173 --> 01:26:25,210 -Jane McAllister, 48. 1535 01:26:25,210 --> 01:26:27,040 -Got it. 1536 01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:30,629 -This is where the vessel will lie during the ritual. 1537 01:26:30,629 --> 01:26:32,183 -Are you nervous at all? 1538 01:26:32,183 --> 01:26:34,460 -No, I'm not part of the coven. 1539 01:26:34,460 --> 01:26:36,497 I'm just the husband in the background. 1540 01:26:36,497 --> 01:26:38,809 But, yeah, I'm nervous. 1541 01:26:40,985 --> 01:26:42,468 -Hey. 1542 01:26:42,468 --> 01:26:44,091 Did you eat something before we left? 1543 01:26:44,091 --> 01:26:45,747 -Yeah, I grabbed one of your Gogurts. 1544 01:26:45,747 --> 01:26:48,647 -That's not a meal, man. 1545 01:26:48,647 --> 01:26:50,166 -I ate two of them. 1546 01:26:50,166 --> 01:26:52,547 -So, tell us why you volunteered to be the vessel, 1547 01:26:52,547 --> 01:26:54,170 and start off by saying 1548 01:26:54,170 --> 01:26:56,310 I volunteered to be the vessel because. 1549 01:26:56,310 --> 01:26:58,760 -Um, I volunteered to be the vessel 1550 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:01,074 because I've always felt like I was destined 1551 01:27:01,074 --> 01:27:03,558 for something bigger than me, I guess. 1552 01:27:03,558 --> 01:27:05,181 Does that make sense? 1553 01:27:05,181 --> 01:27:07,597 And I just want to say, it is an absolute honor 1554 01:27:07,597 --> 01:27:09,185 to offer my body as the earthly vessel 1555 01:27:09,185 --> 01:27:10,945 of Our Lord Ukabon. 1556 01:27:10,945 --> 01:27:12,947 -Thank you so much, Kirsten. Good luck tonight. 1557 01:27:12,947 --> 01:27:14,363 -Yeah, good luck or -- yeah. 1558 01:27:25,856 --> 01:27:27,272 -You guys nervous to see one? 1559 01:27:27,272 --> 01:27:29,309 -A demon? 1560 01:27:29,309 --> 01:27:32,415 -You guys are in for a trip. 1561 01:27:32,415 --> 01:27:34,209 -Have you seen one? 1562 01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:38,559 Wait, I thought it'd be like New Year's Eve, 1563 01:27:38,559 --> 01:27:40,423 Y2K for the whole thing to... 1564 01:27:40,423 --> 01:27:42,010 -I mean, like, for big ones, yeah. 1565 01:27:42,010 --> 01:27:44,150 -Julia, the book. 1566 01:27:44,150 --> 01:27:46,014 -Got to go. -Okay. 1567 01:27:46,014 --> 01:27:49,535 -It's important to massage the doorway to the other realm, 1568 01:27:49,535 --> 01:27:51,779 but we won't call Ukabon into the vessel 1569 01:27:51,779 --> 01:27:53,850 until the stroke of midnight 1570 01:27:53,850 --> 01:27:56,646 when the veil is at its very thinnest. 1571 01:28:00,097 --> 01:28:01,410 Thank you. 1572 01:28:13,490 --> 01:28:15,319 -The window.... -Window. 1573 01:28:15,319 --> 01:28:17,460 -...begins to crack. -Crack. 1574 01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:18,875 -The gate... -Gate- 1575 01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:20,808 -...begins to open. -Open. 1576 01:28:20,808 --> 01:28:22,499 -The veil... -Veil 1577 01:28:22,499 --> 01:28:24,328 -...begins to slip. -Slip. 1578 01:28:24,328 --> 01:28:25,744 -Ukabon. -Ukabon. 1579 01:28:25,813 --> 01:28:27,573 -Ukabon. -Ukabon. 1580 01:28:27,573 --> 01:28:29,610 -We thread the needle with thy name 1581 01:28:29,610 --> 01:28:32,405 and pull thee to our earthly plane. 1582 01:28:36,340 --> 01:28:38,308 Troy. 1583 01:28:38,308 --> 01:28:39,550 Faces. 1584 01:28:39,550 --> 01:28:45,660 ♪♪ 1585 01:28:47,973 --> 01:28:51,217 What was that. -What? 1586 01:28:51,217 --> 01:28:52,494 -Hey. -What? 1587 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:53,841 I think I saw something. 1588 01:28:55,463 --> 01:28:58,846 ♪♪ 1589 01:29:02,746 --> 01:29:04,852 Something's here! 1590 01:29:06,370 --> 01:29:08,200 -Is that Fergus again? 1591 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:09,719 -Just cast him out, honey. 1592 01:29:09,719 --> 01:29:11,203 -Okay, follow my lead. -Don't stop. 1593 01:29:11,203 --> 01:29:14,033 -We speak to thee uninvited. -Troy, get in there. 1594 01:29:14,033 --> 01:29:15,069 -Uninvited. 1595 01:29:15,069 --> 01:29:17,105 -Our anger thou hast ignited. 1596 01:29:17,105 --> 01:29:18,658 Ignited. 1597 01:29:18,658 --> 01:29:20,591 -All thy power we... 1598 01:29:20,591 --> 01:29:21,764 -No, no, no. 1599 01:29:21,764 --> 01:29:23,559 -And do cast thee back -- 1600 01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:28,530 ♪♪ 1601 01:29:33,604 --> 01:29:36,159 May? 1602 01:29:36,159 --> 01:29:37,573 May, I can't see. 1603 01:29:42,337 --> 01:29:44,891 May? 1604 01:29:44,891 --> 01:29:46,134 May?! 1605 01:29:51,346 --> 01:29:53,762 ♪♪ 1606 01:30:05,601 --> 01:30:07,086 What? 1607 01:30:09,054 --> 01:30:11,849 May? 1608 01:30:11,849 --> 01:30:13,230 -Dude, how do we get outside? 1609 01:30:13,230 --> 01:30:14,610 -Oh, dude, your head. 1610 01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:16,647 -Woah, stop, look out. 1611 01:30:16,647 --> 01:30:17,924 -Oh, shit. 1612 01:30:19,995 --> 01:30:22,722 -What the hell? -What is that? 1613 01:30:28,556 --> 01:30:29,694 Hey, what's happening? 1614 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,595 Dude, what is that? -Is that a person? 1615 01:30:36,495 --> 01:30:37,737 -Hey! 1616 01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:43,433 -Oh, oh, oh! Oh! 1617 01:30:43,433 --> 01:30:44,813 Oh, shit! 1618 01:30:51,268 --> 01:30:53,477 What was it? What was it? 1619 01:30:53,477 --> 01:30:55,376 Shh, shh! Turn the light off! 1620 01:30:55,376 --> 01:30:56,721 Turn it off! 1621 01:30:56,721 --> 01:30:59,483 Where's the button? 1622 01:30:59,483 --> 01:31:00,656 Shh, be quiet! 1623 01:31:02,486 --> 01:31:06,800 ♪♪ 1624 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,181 Something licked my hand. 1625 01:31:08,181 --> 01:31:09,976 -What? -Something licked my hand. 1626 01:31:09,976 --> 01:31:11,426 -Nothing licked your hand. -No, I'm serious. 1627 01:31:11,426 --> 01:31:13,013 -Shut up. I do not care. 1628 01:31:13,013 --> 01:31:14,946 Shut up. Do not turn on the light. 1629 01:31:17,605 --> 01:31:20,435 -Oh, what? 1630 01:31:20,435 --> 01:31:22,333 Oh, Jesus 1631 01:31:40,696 --> 01:31:41,904 -Oh, my God. 1632 01:31:41,904 --> 01:31:43,457 -Shh, shh, shh, shh! 1633 01:31:43,457 --> 01:31:44,907 -We're in Hell. 1634 01:31:44,907 --> 01:31:46,875 I shouldn't be in Hell! 1635 01:31:46,875 --> 01:31:48,808 -Stop panicking! 1636 01:31:48,808 --> 01:31:50,948 -I shouldn't be here. I go to church. 1637 01:31:50,948 --> 01:31:53,295 -Listen to me, there's no such thing as Hell. Okay? 1638 01:31:53,295 --> 01:31:56,436 And you don't even go to church. -Help! 1639 01:31:56,436 --> 01:31:58,231 -Stay down. 1640 01:31:58,231 --> 01:32:00,716 -Hey! -Oh, shit! It saw me. 1641 01:32:00,716 --> 01:32:03,408 -Troy, shut up. -Oh, shit. 1642 01:32:03,408 --> 01:32:05,272 What are you doing? 1643 01:32:05,272 --> 01:32:08,413 -It's coming. What do we do, Nate? 1644 01:32:13,833 --> 01:32:17,940 -Wait! Ma'am, wait! Wait! 1645 01:32:17,940 --> 01:32:20,322 My friend and I are lost. We don't know where we are. 1646 01:32:20,322 --> 01:32:22,876 -Thou art in the feeding grounds. 1647 01:32:22,876 --> 01:32:24,567 -What's the feeding grounds? 1648 01:32:24,567 --> 01:32:25,741 -The -- 1649 01:32:25,741 --> 01:32:29,744 Oh, thou art fresh. 1650 01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:32,747 What great sin does thou commit? 1651 01:32:32,747 --> 01:32:35,406 -I told you! 1652 01:32:35,406 --> 01:32:38,478 Look, Miss, me and my friend didn't do anything wrong. 1653 01:32:38,478 --> 01:32:41,343 -Oh, of course not. 1654 01:32:41,343 --> 01:32:44,691 -No, we really didn't. I don't think we died. 1655 01:32:44,691 --> 01:32:46,037 We were doing this ritual 1656 01:32:46,037 --> 01:32:47,797 with an old book, and everything went wrong. 1657 01:32:47,797 --> 01:32:49,144 -Book? What book? 1658 01:32:49,144 --> 01:32:51,422 -Troy, I think when those witches sent 1659 01:32:51,422 --> 01:32:54,977 that demon thing down here, we accidently came with it. 1660 01:32:54,977 --> 01:32:56,771 -Is that possible? These witches were trying 1661 01:32:56,771 --> 01:32:59,154 to summon a powerful demon into this woman's body. 1662 01:32:59,154 --> 01:33:01,363 -What name? What name did the try to summon? 1663 01:33:01,363 --> 01:33:03,227 -Shit, I don't remember. Something like -- 1664 01:33:03,227 --> 01:33:07,610 -It was like Qui-Gon or Pokémon or some shit. 1665 01:33:07,610 --> 01:33:09,405 -The book upon the Blood Order? 1666 01:33:09,405 --> 01:33:10,854 -Yes! Do you know him? 1667 01:33:10,854 --> 01:33:13,720 -Yes. Oh, I hate Ukabon! 1668 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,170 Thou art not far from him. 1669 01:33:21,831 --> 01:33:23,247 -Eight minutes. 1670 01:33:23,247 --> 01:33:24,937 Troy, what we need is this Ukabon by midnight 1671 01:33:24,937 --> 01:33:26,457 when the witches take him through the vale. 1672 01:33:26,457 --> 01:33:28,321 -Oh, yes! And then we can grab onto him 1673 01:33:28,321 --> 01:33:30,288 right when they take him through, and we can go home! 1674 01:33:30,288 --> 01:33:32,048 -Yeah. 1675 01:33:32,048 --> 01:33:36,156 Please, can you take us to Ukabon? 1676 01:33:36,156 --> 01:33:38,088 We only have eight minutes, shit, seven minutes now. 1677 01:33:38,088 --> 01:33:40,919 -If I return thee to Earth, wilt thou write my name 1678 01:33:40,919 --> 01:33:42,680 in the Great Book of the Witches? 1679 01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:43,784 -Yeah, sure. 1680 01:33:43,784 --> 01:33:46,270 -My name is Mabel the Skull Biter. 1681 01:33:46,270 --> 01:33:50,031 I took command of 30 legions. 1682 01:33:50,031 --> 01:33:51,964 Hurry, run! 1683 01:33:56,521 --> 01:33:57,557 This way. 1684 01:34:03,942 --> 01:34:05,565 -What are you doing? Keep going. 1685 01:34:11,846 --> 01:34:14,055 Shh! 1686 01:34:14,055 --> 01:34:16,610 -I almost messed up my hand on these spikes. 1687 01:34:16,610 --> 01:34:18,232 -Get over here. 1688 01:34:18,232 --> 01:34:25,378 ♪♪ 1689 01:34:25,378 --> 01:34:27,449 -Hey, Mabel, can you go to Hell 1690 01:34:27,449 --> 01:34:29,589 for an isolated shoplifting incident? 1691 01:34:29,589 --> 01:34:32,004 -Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the worst thing you've ever done. 1692 01:34:32,004 --> 01:34:34,213 -What's that supposed to mean? -Shut up. 1693 01:34:34,213 --> 01:34:35,595 ♪♪ 1694 01:34:39,115 --> 01:34:40,462 -No, seriously. What's that supposed to mean? 1695 01:34:40,462 --> 01:34:42,083 -Shut up! -Shh! 1696 01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:45,880 -Remember, fresh souls taste best. 1697 01:34:47,468 --> 01:34:56,511 ♪♪ 1698 01:34:56,511 --> 01:35:01,621 ♪♪ 1699 01:35:03,795 --> 01:35:07,281 -Mabel, slow down. 1700 01:35:07,281 --> 01:35:09,663 Dude, what if she's taking us to, like, 1701 01:35:09,663 --> 01:35:11,561 one of her little demon friends or something? 1702 01:35:11,561 --> 01:35:12,701 -No, I don't think so. 1703 01:35:12,701 --> 01:35:14,806 I'm a pretty good judge of people. 1704 01:35:17,912 --> 01:35:19,431 Don't -- Oh, excuse us. 1705 01:35:19,431 --> 01:35:20,812 -No, don't engage. 1706 01:35:24,298 --> 01:35:26,403 -Hey, keep moving. We're going to lose Mabel. 1707 01:35:29,268 --> 01:35:31,270 -Why are you stopped, bro? Go, go, go! 1708 01:35:31,270 --> 01:35:33,479 -Okay! 1709 01:35:34,792 --> 01:35:36,172 -Mabel! -Oh, dude. 1710 01:35:36,172 --> 01:35:38,865 I almost stepped right into that huge trap. 1711 01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:48,011 -Oh! -Nate, my hand! 1712 01:35:50,082 --> 01:35:52,809 -Where did? 1713 01:35:52,809 --> 01:35:55,156 -Mabel, my hand! 1714 01:35:57,055 --> 01:35:59,540 ♪♪ 1715 01:35:59,540 --> 01:36:01,404 -Hey! Stop! 1716 01:36:03,924 --> 01:36:05,615 -Why art thou raising thy voice? 1717 01:36:05,615 --> 01:36:09,446 -Maybe because you're leading us to our deaths. 1718 01:36:09,446 --> 01:36:12,139 Where the hell are you taking us? 1719 01:36:12,139 --> 01:36:14,520 -No one speaketh to me this way. 1720 01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:16,108 In this world, I giveth the orders! 1721 01:36:16,108 --> 01:36:17,489 I'm a servant to no one! 1722 01:36:17,489 --> 01:36:23,115 Great Order, return me at once! 1723 01:36:23,115 --> 01:36:25,083 -Mabel! 1724 01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:26,946 Mabel! 1725 01:36:28,810 --> 01:36:31,399 Mabel! Mabel! 1726 01:36:31,399 --> 01:36:33,677 Come back her, you oozing bitch! 1727 01:36:33,677 --> 01:36:35,369 -We're lost. 1728 01:36:35,369 --> 01:36:38,372 Nate, take the light. Give me a turn with that. 1729 01:36:38,372 --> 01:36:40,201 -What? No. You don't know how to fight. 1730 01:36:40,201 --> 01:36:42,238 -Yes, I do. I took martial arts. 1731 01:36:42,238 --> 01:36:44,516 -No, you didn't. -When I was a kid I did. 1732 01:36:44,516 --> 01:36:45,965 -Troy, just shut -- Ah, shit! 1733 01:36:50,349 --> 01:36:51,557 -Come on! 1734 01:36:51,557 --> 01:36:53,041 ♪♪ 1735 01:36:54,733 --> 01:36:58,011 -I'm going to stab you in the frigging face with this thing! 1736 01:36:58,011 --> 01:37:00,359 -Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're running out of time, man! 1737 01:37:00,359 --> 01:37:01,740 She just left us here! 1738 01:37:01,740 --> 01:37:03,742 -Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick! 1739 01:37:03,742 --> 01:37:06,019 -Well, shit, Troy, I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy 1740 01:37:06,019 --> 01:37:08,988 with every demon hellspawn that I meet. 1741 01:37:08,988 --> 01:37:10,714 It's called leadership, Troy. 1742 01:37:10,714 --> 01:37:12,268 Somebody has to take charge. 1743 01:37:12,268 --> 01:37:13,890 It's not going to be you. 1744 01:37:13,890 --> 01:37:18,031 -Well, Mabel and I respond to a different leadership style! 1745 01:37:18,031 --> 01:37:19,758 -Help me! 1746 01:37:19,758 --> 01:37:21,863 -Mabel! 1747 01:37:21,863 --> 01:37:24,556 -Troy, don't! 1748 01:37:24,556 --> 01:37:27,697 Troy, stop! 1749 01:37:27,697 --> 01:37:29,077 -Mabel. 1750 01:37:29,077 --> 01:37:30,596 -Help me. 1751 01:37:30,596 --> 01:37:31,804 Oh, help. 1752 01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:34,047 Uh... 1753 01:37:34,047 --> 01:37:35,774 Ma'am? 1754 01:37:39,467 --> 01:37:40,641 -Run, Nate! 1755 01:37:45,646 --> 01:37:47,405 -Why do thou scream like cowards? 1756 01:37:47,405 --> 01:37:49,166 -Because there was this woman and then there was -- 1757 01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:50,823 she needed help, but she's -- her arms were --- 1758 01:37:50,823 --> 01:37:54,551 -Oh, thou met her. 1759 01:38:00,246 --> 01:38:02,386 -They already got me. 1760 01:38:07,149 --> 01:38:09,531 Shit, man. 1761 01:38:09,531 --> 01:38:12,707 We only got like four minutes. We're not going to make it. 1762 01:38:12,707 --> 01:38:14,813 -Men, we are here. 1763 01:38:14,813 --> 01:38:18,126 Hither be the back entrance to the dwelling of Ukabon. 1764 01:38:23,787 --> 01:38:28,550 Here, where Worm had gone about her business, you must crawl. 1765 01:38:28,550 --> 01:38:31,622 -Troy, you go first. -No. 1766 01:38:31,622 --> 01:38:33,072 I only have one good hand. I can't go hold the light. 1767 01:38:33,072 --> 01:38:34,487 -We need the light. 1768 01:38:34,487 --> 01:38:36,282 -I can't hold the light and crawl at the same -- 1769 01:38:36,282 --> 01:38:39,112 -I shall fix thy torch to thy head. 1770 01:38:39,112 --> 01:38:42,184 -Wait, what? No. Gross. 1771 01:38:42,184 --> 01:38:43,703 Nate? 1772 01:38:45,913 --> 01:38:48,156 Oh, man. 1773 01:38:54,541 --> 01:38:56,198 Get in the Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 1774 01:38:57,682 --> 01:39:01,963 Go, go, go! 1775 01:39:01,963 --> 01:39:03,412 -Troy, faster! 1776 01:39:03,412 --> 01:39:05,380 -I'm trying, Nate! 1777 01:39:19,256 --> 01:39:21,672 What is that?! 1778 01:39:21,672 --> 01:39:24,709 -Shh. Quiet, men. 1779 01:39:44,004 --> 01:39:45,972 -Dude, you just pushed me into that creature thing! 1780 01:39:45,972 --> 01:39:48,768 -No, I didn't. It was a reflex. 1781 01:39:48,768 --> 01:39:50,080 Stop acting like I'm a bad person. 1782 01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:51,426 -Shh! 1783 01:39:55,223 --> 01:40:04,749 ♪♪ 1784 01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:05,923 Snatch! 1785 01:40:07,338 --> 01:40:14,138 ♪♪ 1786 01:40:16,727 --> 01:40:19,557 ♪♪ 1787 01:40:21,801 --> 01:40:30,222 ♪♪ 1788 01:40:30,222 --> 01:40:31,500 80 seconds. 1789 01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:33,260 I say we make a beeline to Ukabon at 60. 1790 01:40:33,260 --> 01:40:34,710 -Okay. 1791 01:40:34,710 --> 01:40:36,712 ♪♪ 1792 01:40:36,712 --> 01:40:38,299 Nate, you really think I'm a bad person? 1793 01:40:38,299 --> 01:40:39,750 -You cannot be serious right now. 1794 01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:41,441 -Well, excuse me for thinking it's a big deal 1795 01:40:41,441 --> 01:40:42,684 that my best friend thinks I'm a terrible person. 1796 01:40:42,684 --> 01:40:44,755 -Shh! -Okay, Nate, just shut me up 1797 01:40:44,755 --> 01:40:47,965 and ignore me like you always do. 1798 01:40:47,965 --> 01:40:50,380 -You told my ex that I have a gambling addiction. 1799 01:40:50,380 --> 01:40:51,900 -Two years ago. 1800 01:40:51,900 --> 01:40:53,660 I was just trying to make her feel better. 1801 01:40:53,660 --> 01:40:56,386 -You never have my back, Troy. 1802 01:40:56,386 --> 01:40:59,183 Shit, 58 seconds. Let's go. 1803 01:41:00,874 --> 01:41:06,811 ♪♪ 1804 01:41:06,811 --> 01:41:08,364 -Don't forget to write my name in the book! 1805 01:41:08,364 --> 01:41:10,125 Oh, shit! 1806 01:41:13,197 --> 01:41:14,404 -Almost, Troy. Come on! 1807 01:41:14,404 --> 01:41:16,683 Nate, look out! 1808 01:41:20,272 --> 01:41:21,964 -Troy, just go! 1809 01:41:27,176 --> 01:41:29,040 ♪♪ 1810 01:41:37,773 --> 01:41:41,087 ♪♪ 1811 01:41:41,087 --> 01:41:42,363 Balls! 1812 01:41:42,363 --> 01:41:44,884 ♪♪ 1813 01:41:52,857 --> 01:41:55,687 -Thee, the time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 1814 01:41:55,687 --> 01:41:57,862 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 1815 01:41:57,931 --> 01:41:59,899 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 1816 01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:03,937 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 1817 01:42:04,006 --> 01:42:05,490 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 1818 01:42:10,944 --> 01:42:14,361 ♪♪ 1819 01:42:18,952 --> 01:42:20,298 -15 seconds. 1820 01:42:20,298 --> 01:42:23,370 -Wait! Mabel! 1821 01:42:23,370 --> 01:42:24,819 Come with us! 1822 01:42:24,819 --> 01:42:26,063 -Ukabon. Ukabon. 1823 01:42:26,063 --> 01:42:29,341 Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon. 1824 01:42:29,341 --> 01:42:31,240 -Write my name! 1825 01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:33,759 -Just go, go, go! 1826 01:42:35,485 --> 01:42:40,352 ♪♪ 1827 01:42:40,352 --> 01:42:41,629 -He's coming! 1828 01:42:41,629 --> 01:42:43,700 Troy! 1829 01:42:43,700 --> 01:42:46,393 Troy, we made it! 1830 01:42:46,393 --> 01:42:49,086 W-wait, why -- why am I tied up? 1831 01:42:49,086 --> 01:42:51,605 Nate, Nate, Nate! 1832 01:42:51,605 --> 01:42:54,435 -No! -Nate! 1833 01:42:54,435 --> 01:42:56,023 What are you doing? 1834 01:42:58,957 --> 01:43:00,890 -How did this happen? 1835 01:43:00,890 --> 01:43:03,893 How did this happen?! -Just try it again. 1836 01:43:03,893 --> 01:43:06,344 -You think we can just do this again, just do it over? 1837 01:43:06,344 --> 01:43:07,690 Well, we can't! We can't! 1838 01:43:07,690 --> 01:43:09,313 -Another one is in the book, honey. 1839 01:43:09,313 --> 01:43:10,624 How did you let this happen? 1840 01:43:10,624 --> 01:43:12,488 -Well, the camera crew wasn't my idea. 1841 01:43:12,488 --> 01:43:14,455 -You're going to blame me now? 1842 01:43:14,455 --> 01:43:16,008 I cleaned for you. I prepare for you. 1843 01:43:16,008 --> 01:43:18,425 I stop up for you, and this is how you thank me? 1844 01:43:18,425 --> 01:43:19,633 -Be quiet! -Blame me? 1845 01:43:19,633 --> 01:43:20,910 You should have listened to me. 1846 01:43:20,910 --> 01:43:24,120 -Shut up. Julia, where are you going? 1847 01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:25,742 -I'm getting a mop. 1848 01:43:42,138 --> 01:43:47,005 ♪♪ 1849 01:43:47,005 --> 01:43:48,903 -♪ Oh ♪ 1850 01:43:48,903 --> 01:43:58,568 ♪♪ 1851 01:43:58,568 --> 01:44:01,399 ♪ Sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪ 1852 01:44:01,399 --> 01:44:04,022 ♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪ 1853 01:44:04,022 --> 01:44:06,852 ♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪ 1854 01:44:06,852 --> 01:44:09,648 ♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪ 1855 01:44:09,648 --> 01:44:12,513 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 1856 01:44:12,513 --> 01:44:15,136 ♪ There in misery ♪ 1857 01:44:15,136 --> 01:44:17,967 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 1858 01:44:17,967 --> 01:44:21,591 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1859 01:44:21,591 --> 01:44:27,010 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1860 01:44:27,010 --> 01:44:31,049 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1861 01:44:31,049 --> 01:44:36,572 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1862 01:44:36,572 --> 01:44:42,405 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 1863 01:44:42,405 --> 01:44:45,097 ♪ Me ♪ 1864 01:44:45,097 --> 01:44:54,003 ♪♪ 1865 01:44:54,003 --> 01:44:56,902 ♪ Poison father of the human race ♪ 1866 01:44:56,902 --> 01:44:59,663 ♪ God of the tainted blood ♪ 1867 01:44:59,663 --> 01:45:02,493 ♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪ 1868 01:45:02,493 --> 01:45:05,152 ♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪ 1869 01:45:05,152 --> 01:45:08,155 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1870 01:45:08,155 --> 01:45:10,778 ♪ There in misery ♪ 1871 01:45:10,778 --> 01:45:13,642 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1872 01:45:13,642 --> 01:45:17,095 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1873 01:45:17,095 --> 01:45:22,686 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1874 01:45:22,686 --> 01:45:26,345 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1875 01:45:26,345 --> 01:45:32,075 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1876 01:45:32,075 --> 01:45:37,701 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 1877 01:45:37,701 --> 01:45:40,187 ♪ Me ♪ 1878 01:45:40,187 --> 01:45:46,365 ♪♪ 1879 01:45:46,365 --> 01:45:55,926 ♪♪ 1880 01:45:55,926 --> 01:46:02,140 ♪♪ 1881 01:46:02,140 --> 01:46:07,145 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1882 01:46:07,214 --> 01:46:12,736 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1883 01:46:12,736 --> 01:46:18,156 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1884 01:46:18,225 --> 01:46:22,505 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1885 01:46:22,505 --> 01:46:25,680 ♪ Oh ♪ 1886 01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:27,406 ♪♪ 1887 01:46:27,406 --> 01:46:30,306 ♪ Wanna cross that line ♪ 1888 01:46:30,306 --> 01:46:32,549 ♪♪ 1889 01:46:32,549 --> 01:46:36,932 ♪ Oh, sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪ 1890 01:46:36,932 --> 01:46:39,797 ♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪ 1891 01:46:39,797 --> 01:46:42,593 ♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪ 1892 01:46:42,593 --> 01:46:45,182 ♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪ 1893 01:46:45,182 --> 01:46:48,254 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 1894 01:46:48,254 --> 01:46:50,877 ♪ There in misery ♪ 1895 01:46:50,877 --> 01:46:53,639 ♪ Lucifer's face in the mirror when you look ♪ 1896 01:46:53,639 --> 01:46:57,228 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1897 01:46:57,228 --> 01:47:02,751 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1898 01:47:02,751 --> 01:47:06,824 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1899 01:47:06,824 --> 01:47:12,140 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1900 01:47:12,140 --> 01:47:18,146 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 1901 01:47:18,146 --> 01:47:20,494 ♪ Me ♪ 1902 01:47:20,494 --> 01:47:29,191 ♪♪ 1903 01:47:29,191 --> 01:47:32,643 ♪ Oh, poison father of the human race ♪ 1904 01:47:32,643 --> 01:47:35,335 ♪ God of the tainted blood ♪ 1905 01:47:35,335 --> 01:47:38,097 ♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪ 1906 01:47:38,097 --> 01:47:40,927 ♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪ 1907 01:47:40,927 --> 01:47:43,758 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1908 01:47:43,758 --> 01:47:46,346 ♪ There is misery ♪ 1909 01:47:46,346 --> 01:47:49,384 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1910 01:47:49,384 --> 01:47:53,215 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1911 01:47:53,215 --> 01:47:58,289 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1912 01:47:58,289 --> 01:48:02,190 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1913 01:48:02,190 --> 01:48:07,851 ♪ Because it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1914 01:48:07,851 --> 01:48:13,339 ♪ And you don't want to go with me ♪ 1915 01:48:13,339 --> 01:48:18,965 ♪ Hey, it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1916 01:48:18,965 --> 01:48:23,349 ♪ And you don't want to go -- ♪ 1917 01:48:23,349 --> 01:48:26,524 -We thread the needle with thy name and pull thee 1918 01:48:26,524 --> 01:48:29,079 to our earthly plane, Mabel. 1919 01:48:29,079 --> 01:48:30,597 -Mabel. -Mabel. 1920 01:48:30,666 --> 01:48:32,634 -Mabel. -Mabel. 1921 01:48:32,702 --> 01:48:33,842 -Mabel. -Mabel. 1922 01:48:33,911 --> 01:48:35,533 -Mabel. -Mabel. 1923 01:48:35,533 --> 01:48:36,534 May-- 1924 01:48:39,503 --> 01:48:40,987 -Vroom. 128337