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America's only true safe space:
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network television.
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- Yes.
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Yes!
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I don't understand it.
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Whoever broke in here only took
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the grease we fry the doughnuts in.
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Lard have mercy.
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Mm.
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Ah, yeah. Ah. Oh, yeah.
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This is the primo stuff, all right.
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100% all-American grease.
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Lady Lipid. Goopy Gold. Texas Ghee.
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Oh, okay. Crisis over.
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We are devastated by the tragic loss
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of the irreplaceable Chief Wiggum.
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We're replacing him with Lou.
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Uh, thank you, Mr. Mayor.
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As my first official act,
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I will launch a full investigation
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into what came up out of that pipe
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and did this to our chief.
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To that end,
I've brought in a local expert
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in all things having to do with sewers,
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sewage and human waste.
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Yeah, how you doing?
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I've spent my life in them pipes,
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panning for subway tokens
and loose fillings.
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And over the years, youse people
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have turned my beautiful
sewer into a cesspool.
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You pour your cooking grease
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and your animal fat down the drain.
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And over time,
all that gloppy gunk stuck together
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and coagulated into what
the legends call a Fatberg.
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Now, I'm just a simple turd-monger,
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but there's only one explanation...
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that Fatberg got so big
that it's got to feed,
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and it's on the hunt for more grease.
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And it's going to eat this
whole lard-loving city
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if youse don't do something.
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Mr. Mayor, this is a serious threat.
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Until we find that Fatberg,
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we need to outlaw deep fryers
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and cancel the state fair.
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Cancel the state fair?
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You got no cherce.
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The state fair is
greasier than Lardi Gras
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and Crisco-mas combined.
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Well, I suppose
the safety of our citizens
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is the most important...
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Now, just hold on
one artery-clogging minute.
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As the largest employer in town,
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- I object to this addlepated idea.
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You can't shut down the state fair.
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It'll ruin our fat-forward economy.
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You tell 'em, Daddy.
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Don't interrupt me after
I'm done talking, boy.
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Great hat-smacking, Daddy.
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Don't compliment my punishments,
you idjit!
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Now, Mr. Mayor, if you cancel the fair,
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you won't have Simpson and Son
greasing your palms anymore.
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And I'm sure you don't want dry hands.
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This is madness.
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If this walking port-a-potty is right
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and there is a monster down there,
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we can't risk our citizens' safety.
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I'm canceling the state fair
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under my authority as chief of police.
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Congratulations, Police Chief Eddie.
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I hereby declare the state fair open
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with the lighting of the first fryer.
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These fools,
filling themselves with fried grease
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while there's a monster
lurking underground.
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Don't they know they're tempting fat?
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Aw, honey, you're a civilian now.
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Try to enjoy the fair.
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The ice cream is so cold.
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Now comes ze innocent frolicking.
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Frolic, frolic, frolic, frolic, froli...
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Dolly zoom? That's bad.
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Fatberg! Run!
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Ah! Lard!
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Daddy,
the fat monster's coming right for us!
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Oh, you think I can't see that,
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you pint-sized popinjay?!
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It's sucking out all my fat, Daddy!
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Don't die on me, son!
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Live, you dimwitted dimwit!
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My beautiful bumbling boy!
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We warned 'em. They wouldn't listen.
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Oh, honey.
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Just try to enjoy the fair.
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Lou, I was a fool not to believe you
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and this sewer-squatting
human hemorrhoid.
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Time to teach that monster a lesson,
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the only way I know how.
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This here contraption
will smack some sense
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into that mass of goo
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with the power of 50,000 mega-swats!
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Come and get it, Fatberg!
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It's working.
The monster's taking the bait!
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Release the smackin'!
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Huh?
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Mmm, mmm.
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Oh, good God.
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It's rakish!
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Hidey-ho! Hey! Ha!
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This is the end for Citizen Lou!
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Aw, honey!
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Just try to enjoy the fair!
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You ain't dying on my watch...
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Chief.
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Hasta la grease-ta!
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No.
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No...!
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The Fatberg had a heart attack.
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But how? It didn't have a heart.
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Not even a creature of pure fat
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could handle what Homer
Simpson was made of.
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So, what are you gonna do now?
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What else?
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I'm going to enjoy the fair.
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It's The Krusty Halloween Special!
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Hey, hey, kids!
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This is my first ever
live Halloween special!
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But not because I'm desperate.
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Comedy audiences can't sense
desperation, can they?
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Can they?
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Can they?!
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We can.
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Okay! We'll be right back
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after Krusty sucks down a
little self-confidence juice.
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Hey, Special K!
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- Great show.
- Are you nuts?
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I'm dying out there!
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This whole special was your crazy idea.
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Yeah, because you're in big trouble.
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You think you're the only
late-night kiddie clown on TV?
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There's tons of other
shows aiming for you,
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trying to knock you down to a 30 share.
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No show has ever gotten
a rating that low!
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And neither will yours.
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Because I made a great deal for you,
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and it's all gonna pay off tonight.
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Now you go out there and you deliver
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that brilliant, cutting-edge
comedy that you're famous for.
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Father Fakakta,
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please yuk-sorcize my daughter.
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Something's happened to her.
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A parody of The Exorcist?
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Now that's fresh!
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We must cleanse her soul.
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With pie!
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I am Satan,
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and I have come for you.
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Oh, the chimp's allowed to improv,
but I'm not?
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I was in the Groundlings
Sunday Company for seven years!
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Somebody save Mel!
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Somebody not me!
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Has anybody on the crew got a gun?
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Shoot the monkey!
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I better get a smoke bonus for this.
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This is the best Christmas ever!
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Fantastic segment!
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A man was just maimed for
life by a demonic monkey!
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My face. My only face.
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Hey, let me turn that frown upside down.
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Bingo.
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I don't care what deal you made.
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We got to pull the plug
on this nightmare!
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Are you nuts?! This thing is huge!
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You're a smash!
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They're puking in Peoria.
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They're retching in Rochester.
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They've got PTSD in Pickstown,
South Dakota!
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Now get back out there.
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Okay. Talking to the kids.
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Now, this always plays.
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Who are you dressed up as, slugger?
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Why did the monkey rip
the man's face off?
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Will the face go to heaven?
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Cute kids, cute kids.
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You each get a home version.
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So, what's your deal, tiger?
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Downstairs God is inside my body.
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I am Satan!
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A g-g-g-guest star!
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Bart, is this stupid show almost over?
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I've been circling the
parking lot for an hour.
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Oh, no polyps.
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Well, that's good news.
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Ow! Oh, my septum!
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I just had the cocaine hole patched!
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Krusty, I have come to collect
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on a bargain made on your behalf.
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A deal made by...
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him!
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This is all your fault!
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You wouldn't shut up about
the great deal you made
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because it was with the devil!
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What? No! What?
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The only deal I made was for
this live TV Halloween special.
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I made the deal with him!
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Did I do that?
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You know you did do that!
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I told Mom and Dad you
were in league with Satan,
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but they didn't believe me!
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Nobody likes a tattler.
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Krusty, the only reason your
show has lasted this long
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is because this child
made a deal with me
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to eliminate your competition!
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I had to, Krusty.
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Those other shows were a threat to you.
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Those stupid high-quality,
educational shows
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with "redeeming social values."
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And I canceled them,
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all so your unfunny
schlock-fest could endure.
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Behold!
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I did always wonder about the success
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of my unfunny schlock-fest.
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Now, I've fulfilled
my end of the bargain,
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and tonight is the night I collect
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on what this boy promised in return...
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your eternal soul.
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Rise,
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educational kids' show phantoms!
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Drag Krusty to the Children's
Television Devil's Workshop!
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Gah! Aah! Ow!
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Oh! Ow!
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Stop! Don't drag Krusty to hell!
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This is all my fault!
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Take me instead!
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Done.
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Do your worst.
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We're going to teach you forever.
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No, no, not learning!
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Anything but learning!
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¡Ay, caramba...!
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I've never shown
anyone this horrific tape...
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until today.
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But now that streaming has
crushed the TV business,
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even the devil can't save my show.
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It is rough out there.
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I would hate to be starting today.
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So, you want to buy this?
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Halloween.
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Found footage.
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It's definitely of a moment.
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But is it of this moment?
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What's the "why now?" of this project?
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In the beginning,
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Earth was green and lush,
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with the occasional asteroid.
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In the middle,
decaying organic matter became oil,
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which became plastic.
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In the end, after centuries
of conspicuous consumption,
273
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all of Earth had become a vast,
shiny, inorganic desert
274
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of soda straws, Tic Tac boxes,
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and recycling bins
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called PlasticWorld.
277
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Ancient Slim Jim!
278
00:14:01,064 --> 00:14:03,703
Oh, old Gil is eatin' this month.
279
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My leader, tonight we feast on jerky!
280
00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:17,397
Amidst the
post-aplasti-lyptic savagery,
281
00:14:17,497 --> 00:14:20,169
one visionary leader dreams
282
00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:23,141
of a sustainable future for humanity.
283
00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:25,846
Friends, ever since I lost my family
284
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:29,120
in the avalanche of
Diaper Genie Bag Mountain,
285
00:14:29,154 --> 00:14:31,791
I've found solace in the Good Book.
286
00:14:31,893 --> 00:14:36,534
The book teaches us that humans
once grew real, organic food
287
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:40,410
in a strange,
dirty substance known as dirt.
288
00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,280
I truly believe that somewhere,
289
00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:44,617
underneath all the plastic,
290
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:45,753
there is dirt.
291
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:48,025
And that is why we dig.
292
00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:49,427
Hey, Lisa!
293
00:14:49,561 --> 00:14:52,200
We tunneled down through a
layer of little yellow ducks.
294
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:56,041
But then we hit a vein of
Halloween pumpkin pails.
295
00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:57,276
But we blasted through it
296
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,280
and found dirt!
297
00:14:59,313 --> 00:15:01,050
The prophecy was true!
298
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:02,186
Let me see it.
299
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,288
Voilà!
300
00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:05,894
Davis!
301
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,201
You got to keep digging.
302
00:15:09,301 --> 00:15:11,071
Find real dirt.
303
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,207
Soil!
304
00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:14,177
I've tried, but there isn't any!
305
00:15:14,211 --> 00:15:16,315
The only thing below us
is hundreds of miles
306
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,053
of shaky and unsupported tunnels!
307
00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:21,792
Oh!
308
00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:23,028
Uh-oh.
309
00:15:29,207 --> 00:15:31,544
What is this place?
310
00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:38,658
Forever food,
311
00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:39,928
everywhere!
312
00:15:40,062 --> 00:15:42,800
Pure, uncut Twinkie.
313
00:15:44,571 --> 00:15:46,775
This junk food will fill
our bellies for now.
314
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:50,183
But it's just delaying
our inevitable starvation.
315
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,351
We've got to find...
316
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,722
Seeds!
317
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:54,824
Sunflower seeds.
318
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:56,662
We can plant sunflowers.
319
00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,966
Corn nuts. We can grow corn.
320
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,206
And Funyuns, which must be a...
321
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,742
fun type of onion.
322
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:06,515
All we have to do is find
soil and plant these,
323
00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:09,187
and humanity will have
a chance to survive.
324
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,957
The seeds are life.
325
00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:13,695
Or not.
326
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,837
What up, Fugliosa?
327
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:18,937
Bart?
328
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,244
I thought you were killed
with Mom and Dad.
329
00:16:21,378 --> 00:16:22,981
Nope, I survived.
330
00:16:29,395 --> 00:16:30,262
Huh?
331
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:32,399
Now I'm a Raider.
332
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:34,404
And we take what others find.
333
00:16:34,504 --> 00:16:37,110
Raider Nation, attack!
334
00:16:37,143 --> 00:16:38,412
Bart, no!
335
00:16:38,512 --> 00:16:41,181
Take the Ho-Hos and
Ding-Dongs if you must,
336
00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:43,857
but leave the circus
peanuts for us to plant
337
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,359
to grow a better tomorrow.
338
00:16:45,392 --> 00:16:48,867
I will not let you destroy our future.
339
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:49,969
Will, too.
340
00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:51,104
Will not!
341
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,306
- Not, not, not!
- Too, too, too!
342
00:16:52,406 --> 00:16:54,144
Bart, Lisa,
343
00:16:54,177 --> 00:16:55,178
play nice!
344
00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:56,748
Mom! Dad!
345
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,385
How are you alive?
346
00:16:59,305 --> 00:17:00,559
Funny story.
347
00:17:00,594 --> 00:17:03,996
We fell into a pool of
searing hot nuclear waste.
348
00:17:04,096 --> 00:17:07,570
The molten radioactive plastic
bonded with our DNA,
349
00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:10,142
months and months of horrible,
indescribable agony,
350
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,280
and, uh, here we are.
351
00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:14,750
We're better than ever.
352
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,723
You... You're plastic.
353
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:22,700
Mmm. Polyvinylidene chloride.
354
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,907
There's food everywhere
when you're a Plazz.
355
00:17:26,909 --> 00:17:29,347
"Plazz"?
That sounds a little problematic.
356
00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:31,920
We can call ourselves that,
but you can't.
357
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,154
It's paradise.
358
00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:35,225
No more scrounging for crumbs.
359
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:37,764
We wipe ourselves clean
with a damp cloth.
360
00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:40,336
The only problem is
we can't have babies.
361
00:17:40,469 --> 00:17:42,840
But we can still have fun.
362
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,477
So if you hear some squeakin',
363
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,347
don't come a-peekin'.
364
00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:51,190
Why don't you join us?
365
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,462
Just take a dip in the nuclear pond,
366
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:55,066
liquefy your innards,
367
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,371
and become pure forever plastic,
like us.
368
00:17:58,471 --> 00:18:00,209
Everybody in the pool!
369
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:01,811
Fellas?
370
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:04,750
No! You're not human anymore!
371
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,991
You're just flip-flops
with eyes and opinions.
372
00:18:08,091 --> 00:18:10,262
Humanity has to survive.
373
00:18:10,362 --> 00:18:14,603
Be like us. Be like us.
374
00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:18,578
No, Mom, no!
375
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,019
Doll face!
376
00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,491
Why... won't... you... cry?
377
00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:27,230
That doesn't work anymore, son.
378
00:18:27,263 --> 00:18:29,200
I'm as smooth as G.I. Joe
379
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,571
and as hairless as Ken.
380
00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:36,381
Every bag-burning bad boy knows
381
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:39,820
that plastic's natural enemy is fire!
382
00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:45,699
Still so good.
383
00:18:49,307 --> 00:18:50,409
Ooh.
384
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,780
Not helping, Bart!
385
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,529
Haw-haw!
386
00:19:00,562 --> 00:19:03,735
You're kissing forever.
387
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,007
They're hot.
388
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,276
Flamin' hot!
389
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,720
Come on, kids.
390
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,425
You wouldn't kill your
mother's boyfriend, would you?
391
00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:17,162
Whoever dealt it,
392
00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:19,167
melt it.
393
00:19:25,312 --> 00:19:27,918
We did it! We're alive!
394
00:19:28,052 --> 00:19:29,653
Uh, with no food.
395
00:19:29,687 --> 00:19:31,691
Well, Bart, I guess this is it.
396
00:19:31,824 --> 00:19:34,764
You and I are the end of humanity.
397
00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:42,547
Oh, my God.
398
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,417
Mom and Dad were plastic,
399
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:47,323
but somehow they created new life.
400
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,193
An innocent baby.
401
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:50,596
That should be easy to kill.
402
00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:52,733
- Hey!
- No, no, don't you see?
403
00:19:52,766 --> 00:19:54,872
Even though she's made of plastic,
404
00:19:55,005 --> 00:19:59,847
this baby is the next
evolutionary phase of humanity.
405
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:03,021
This world doesn't
belong to us anymore...
406
00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:04,958
it belongs to her.
407
00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:08,064
And so plastic
life took over the world...
408
00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:10,202
and thrived.
409
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:13,742
We kept the humans alive
for as long as we could,
410
00:20:13,776 --> 00:20:15,613
sheltering them on reservations
411
00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,218
and naming sports teams after them.
412
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,222
Eventually, they died out.
413
00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:21,993
But we pay tribute to them,
414
00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:25,232
because,
through their mindless consumption,
415
00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:28,973
humanity created a perfect world.
416
00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:33,348
♪ And I say to myself ♪
417
00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:39,627
♪ What a wonderful world... ♪
418
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:54,257
♪ I see trees of green ♪
419
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,561
♪ Red roses, too ♪
420
00:20:56,661 --> 00:20:59,267
♪ I see them bloom ♪
421
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,504
♪ For me and you ♪
422
00:21:01,538 --> 00:21:05,012
♪ And I think to myself ♪
423
00:21:05,679 --> 00:21:11,859
♪ What a wonderful world... ♪
424
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:16,734
♪ Yes, I think to myself ♪
425
00:21:17,669 --> 00:21:20,142
♪ What a wonderful ♪
426
00:21:20,242 --> 00:21:24,017
♪ World... ♪
427
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:28,758
♪ And I say to myself... ♪
428
00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:38,489
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