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Zena! Hi!
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Look who's here! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Hey!
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It seems like a
million years! I know.
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Long time, long time.
You look fantastic!
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Oh, thanks. So do you. Oh, Zena!
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God, it's so great to see you both.
- Look at that!
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Wow!
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God.
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Hey, how's Louie doing, huh?
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Louie? Oh...
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Well, I'm sure he's
happy at the moment.
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He's checking the rat traps.
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Well, I'm glad he's here.
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I have something I
want to talk to him about.
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Oh, are... are you getting
back together, or...?
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No!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Uh,
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there's just this
kind of formal affair
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I'd like to invite him to.
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Oh, yeah? ALEX: Hmm...
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Yeah. What's the occasion?
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I'm getting married.
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You're getting married?!
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Oh, my God!
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Congratulations!
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Hey! You're all invited.
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I always told you I'd invite you
to my wedding, right? That's right.
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That's right. All of us? Yeah.
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Well, Zena, I mean, your
wedding day is supposed
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to be the most
wonderful day of your life.
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Why would you be inviting Louie?
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You know, I believe
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that you don't
stop loving people,
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even when you pass 'em by.
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Hey, you know,
that's very beautiful.
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You just tell him what
you told us... and duck.
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Hey, would you look who's here!
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Hey! ELAINE: Yeah.
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Well... I'll be!
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Alex Reiger, you
old son of a gun.
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No, no, no.
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Jim, Jim, Jim...
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Oh, you're a
sight for sore eyes.
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Yeah, yeah, it's great
to see you, too, Jim.
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Great to see you.
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You remember Zena?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The boss's girlfriend.
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Zena's getting married!
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Oh, congratulations!
That's great.
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See that?
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Why... that boss.
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The monkey never said a word.
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Congratulations, Zena.
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You got yourself a catch.
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Uh, no, Jim, I'm
not marrying Louie.
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Another man?
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Oh, perfidy!
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Thy name is woman!
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Jim, what are you talking about?
- Jim...
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Zena and Louie haven't
been together for a long time.
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She's free to do what she wants.
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I think it's great, Zena. Yeah.
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Congratulations.
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Go back!
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Take the rest of the day off!
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What are you
talking about, Iggy?
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I caught one back there.
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He didn't even
finish the cheese.
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Hi, Louie.
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Um... uh... Uh, Zena
Sherman, isn't it?
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You're looking good.
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Oh, thanks.
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I got a mirror
that tells me that.
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You know, Louie, um...
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I have something to tell you,
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but I don't think
this is the right place.
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Can you meet me for
a drink after you get off?
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Uh, I'll check.
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Uh, Jeff? Yeah.
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What's on my calendar?
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A roach.
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I'm free.
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Good, good.
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There's a nice bar in that
new French place up the street.
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Let's meet there, okay?
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Oh, oui, oui.
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I'll see you in an hour.
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Okay. Well, it was
nice seeing you all.
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So long, Zena. Bye, Zena.
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Hey, good to see you again.
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Right. Take it easy. Bye.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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It was bound to
happen sooner or later.
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What was?
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Operation Crawlback.
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And you guys thought she
was through with me, huh?
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Well... if you'll excuse me,
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I got to go home and
change my sheets.
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I have to tell you, Louie...
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you're way off base on this one.
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Ah, relax, Reiger.
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I'm just shooting off my mouth.
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You want to know the truth?
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I missed her, too.
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Zena, I took the liberty
of ordering dinner for you.
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So, what's on your mind, Zena?
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Well, you... Louie?
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You know, we haven't seen
each other in a really long time.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, I was thinking maybe
we should take a little time
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to kind of bring
each other up to date.
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Up to date?
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Yeah, you know, like, uh...
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Haven't there been a lot
of... changes in your life?
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Nope.
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Nothing's changed?
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You want to know
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if there's anybody else
that you have to worry about.
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Well, there have been others.
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There have been others,
and as good as they were,
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none of 'em earned
the Golden Louie.
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Oh, Louie.
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I... You know why?
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Because once you've
found the exact person
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who's right for you
in your life... Lou...
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Actually, I have, Louie. See,
that's why I wanted to talk to you.
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Shh-shh-shh. Can I
say something really...?
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Shh. Shh. No, no. Look.
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Let me make this very simple.
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The door is open, Zena.
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You've suffered enough.
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Come in out of the rain.
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Louie, I'm getting married.
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You know, I always thought
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that I would forgive you,
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but not this quick. Louie...
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I'm getting married! I
mean, I thought that we...
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I met another man,
and we fell in love,
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and we're gonna be
married in two weeks.
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Oh, Louie, I am very happy.
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And I'm really hoping
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that you can be happy for me.
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Are you?
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Happy for you?
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Oh... Yeah, I'm happy for you.
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I'm happy.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm happy for you.
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We're happy for her, right?
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Yeah, yeah, that's good.
We're happy for you.
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We're happy. We're
happy. We're all happy.
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Whee! We're happy for you.
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Give me that!
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Louie, I wanted
to tell you myself
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so that you wouldn't find
out on your own and be hurt.
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Louie, I know this
must be a shock to you,
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but we've meant
a lot to each other,
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and I don't want that to end
just 'cause I'm getting married.
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Louie, I want to
be friends with you,
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and I'm asking you if
you can find it in your heart
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to come to my wedding.
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I'd really, really
appreciate it.
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It would mean a lot to me.
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Really, it would.
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Who is he?
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Who's the guy?
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Who's the next victim?
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I think maybe this isn't
the right time to be telling...
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No, no, no, no. I want
to know. No, really.
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I want to know who it is, Zena. I
don't think I want to talk about this...
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Not right now. Who is it,
Zena? Tell me who it is.
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Okay. Okay. Sit down. Sit
down. Tell me! Tell me who it is!
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Tell me who it is. Sit down.
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Okay, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you. Tell me!
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His name is Tom Pelton.
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He's a child psychiatrist,
and we met six months...
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That's enough.
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I understand.
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I'm not gonna make
this difficult for you.
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Would you at least
have the decency
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to go to bed with
me for one last time?
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I... I am going to
forget you said that.
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Well, then I'll repeat it.
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Would you at least
have the decency...?
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Good night, Louie.
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She didn't even look back!
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You know, I'm not gonna pay
for a damn thing on this table.
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Ah, ah!
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I didn't say I
wasn't gonna eat it.
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I'm just not gonna pay for it.
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I'll get the manager.
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Here. Bring me
another bottle of wine.
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What the hell are
you looking at, Mac?
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Huh?
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You never seen a man eat
French food before, huh?
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Huh?
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Hey, don't look away from me!
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You're no better than I am, man.
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Huh?
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Just because you're
sitting there with a woman.
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Get up!
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Get up!
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Come on!
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Come over here!
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Come over here!
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How we doing, Jeff?
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You got eyes.
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I-I don't understand
why you're acting like this.
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I wanted to go to the wedding.
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I'm sorry, Jeff,
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but slow moments are
the only chance we got
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to catch up on these
little odds and ends
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that we have to do
around this garage.
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We missed a spot.
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Hey, look busy.
Somebody's coming.
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Why are you saying that?
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What a great wedding!
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Lemme tell ya!
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Oh, the best! Yeah.
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The best! I can't believe
I caught the bouquet!
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You're lucky.
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I got this.
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Good going, Jim.
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That's great.
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That's looking good, Jeff.
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She looked great. Looking good.
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What we have to do now
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before we do anything else
is put a coat of primer on it.
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Hey, you know,
you guys are late.
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I got cabs to get out here.
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Where you been?
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We were at a wedding, Louie.
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I really thought you'd show up.
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Was that Zena's wedding?
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Was that today?
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Hey, what the heck?
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I can't be runnin' off
to weddings every day
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havin' a good time.
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I mean, somebody's
gotta do the hard, dirty,
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thankless little
chores around here.
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Guess who?
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Hey, Banta. Yeah, Lou.
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I want to talk to you a minute.
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Come over here.
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I want to... I want to ask
you a couple of questions
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about the wedding.
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Oh, I don't know, Louie.
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I feel kind of funny
talking to you about that.
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Why?
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Well, what good
is it gonna do you
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to hear what kind of
great guy Zena married?
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How do you know he's so great?
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We talked at the reception.
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And we hit it off.
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He was telling me great things
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about being a
child psychiatrist,
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and I was telling him great things
about being a neighborhood guy.
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They're real excited about where
they're going on their honeymoon.
262
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:58,076
Where are they going?
263
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:02,413
They're taking a cruise
on the Britannia Star.
264
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,082
They went right
from the reception.
265
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,888
I took her on a boat once.
266
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,426
I took her on a ride
around Manhattan.
267
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,430
We made bets
268
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,433
on who would see the
most disgusting things
269
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,436
floating around in the water.
270
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,439
I let her win.
271
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,477
And now
272
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:37,482
she's gonna be out
there on that deck
273
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,485
looking for raw sewage
with another guy.
274
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,393
Oh, are ya happy?
275
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,061
Huh? Are you happy?
276
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,297
Yeah? JIM: Yeah.
277
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,298
Yeah, well, be
happy at your work.
278
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,367
Get up, get dressed
and get outta here.
279
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,936
What is wrong with you?
280
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,270
Nothing's wrong with me.
281
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,773
I just want to share your
joy with New York City.
282
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,775
Out, yeah! Out, get out!
283
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,943
Go on. Go on.
284
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,446
Here, you, too, Reiger.
285
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,448
Want me to help you out? Yeah.
286
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,289
You should have been
at that wedding, Louie.
287
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,903
That was your last
chance, you know that?
288
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,528
Your last chance to prove that
you're a decent human being
289
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:27,532
and leave Zena with a... with a
loving memory of Louie De Palma.
290
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,200
And you blew it!
291
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,203
You could have
shown a little class.
292
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,849
It was important to her.
293
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,474
What the hell good
would that have done?
294
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,520
What would I have said?
You could have said anything,
295
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,755
you could have
told her anything.
296
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,090
You could have
told her the truth.
297
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,959
You could have said that
happiness is hard to come by
298
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,650
in this life, and she's given
you more than your share.
299
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,485
Hey, that's nice.
300
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,053
Thank you.
301
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,189
Nice?
302
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,193
That was beautiful.
303
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,028
"H-Happiness is..." How'd it go?
304
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,630
What?
305
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,377
I-I-I don't... I don't
remember what I say.
306
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,079
What-what'd you... what'd
you say? Happi... happiness is...
307
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,504
"Happiness is hard
to come by in this life,
308
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,507
and you've given me
more than my share."
309
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,143
Yeah, that is nice. Yeah.
310
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:18,916
That is beautiful... and classy.
311
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,819
Well, there's not
much point right now.
312
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,154
No, no, no, this is great.
313
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:29,238
H-Happiness is hard
to... To come by by...
314
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,773
in this life. In this life.
315
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,608
And you've given me
more than my share.
316
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:34,899
Wow!
317
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,567
What a way to go out!
318
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,904
What a man I'd be to say that.
319
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,710
There's still time, Reiger!
320
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,077
You're right.
321
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,457
You're right. What're
you talking about?
322
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,925
I should've done
the classy thing.
323
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,593
And that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
324
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,496
Jeff, you take over for me.
325
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,497
What're you talking
about, there's still time?
326
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,399
What're you gonna do?
They're on their honeymoon.
327
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,358
Happiness is hard
to come by in this life,
328
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,260
and you've given me
more than my share.
329
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,262
Friendship is a gift of fate,
330
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:09,066
and I thank the
gods for sending you.
331
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,437
People who just
say "hi" in this life
332
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,039
don't know what they're missing.
333
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,759
Oh! Oh, thought
we'd never get away.
334
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,194
Me, too.
335
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,486
But now, finally,
it's just you and me.
336
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:32,323
So, uh, what do you
want to do first, huh?
337
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:38,029
Uh, well, um, there's,
um, bingo at 7:30.
338
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,107
Uh-huh.
339
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,399
And then, uh, there's a movie,
340
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,868
The Poseidon Adventure at 8:00.
341
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,570
Yeah, or uh...
342
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,617
How's that? This
is a good idea, too.
343
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,575
Mmm.
344
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,311
Don't mind me.
345
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,713
I know how it is
with young marrieds.
346
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,750
What-what are you doing here?
347
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,296
Well, I couldn't
make the wedding,
348
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,920
so I brought you some
champers for the trip.
349
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,488
Who are you?
350
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,191
Tom, this is Louie De Palma.
351
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,962
It's kinda like meetin'
a legend, isn't it, Tom?
352
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:17,668
Ah, I understand
how difficult it must be
353
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:21,672
competing with the
ghost of Louie De Palma.
354
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,742
Louie did this, Louie said that.
355
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,979
You look great.
356
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,780
But I'm a good loser.
357
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,816
And, uh, I just want
to speak my peace
358
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,819
and get outta here.
359
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,623
Happiness is hard to come by
360
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,903
in this life... You used
361
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,237
to date this man? Yeah.
362
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:44,362
Yes, a long time ago.
363
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:51,969
You mean that this is the first
time my name ever came up?
364
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,005
Oh, I get it.
365
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,976
Oh, that's very
decent of you, Zena.
366
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:02,146
To spare old Tom here
367
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:06,150
the pain of the
inevitable comparison.
368
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,154
You really dated this guy?
369
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,323
Well, what'd you think,
370
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,704
you beat out the governor
and the president to get her?
371
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,227
This is what you beat out.
372
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,729
Right here, look, this is it.
373
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,564
It was you or this.
374
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,367
Huh?
375
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,768
We used to go steady.
376
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,515
Oh!
377
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,672
She said she loved me.
378
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,151
That's it!
379
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,485
That's... I'm calli"
security, and I'm
380
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,488
having him thrown
out. Oh, no, don't.
381
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,610
It's not necessary.
382
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,213
I know what he's doing.
383
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,881
I understand this man.
384
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,215
Oh, come on.
385
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,051
How can you understand
someone like Louie?
386
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,887
Honey, I'm a psychiatrist.
387
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,388
It's my job.
388
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,191
I'm trained to understand
deviant behavior.
389
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,696
Louie, can I talk
to you a minute?
390
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,733
Sit, please.
391
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,609
Now, Louie...
392
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:08,112
you are not the first man
who has ever loved and lost.
393
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,446
Yeah.
394
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,283
It's a common human experience.
395
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,662
Uh, as a matter of fact,
396
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,330
everything that you've
done up to this point
397
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,914
was really quite normal.
398
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,836
It was, huh? Mm-hmm.
399
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,339
A lot of men would do
exactly the same thing
400
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,096
in your position.
401
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,598
You're wonderful.
402
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:32,770
You mean, you've
seen all this before?
403
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,773
Oh... many times.
404
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,643
You mean, this is
nothing new to you?
405
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,877
Oh, no, of course not.
406
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,880
Not to me, Lou.
407
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,249
It's not?
408
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,383
How 'bout this?
409
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,385
Oh!
410
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,465
Like that? Like
that? Louie... stop it!
411
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,422
Huh?
412
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,656
You're a psychiatrist.
413
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,658
Why am I doing this, huh?
414
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,395
Huh? Tell me, Doc. Stop it!
415
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,741
Why do you think
you're doing it?
416
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,164
I'm doing it because
I hate your guts.
417
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,777
And because it
makes me feel good.
418
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,779
Stop it! Just cut it
out! That's it! That's it!
419
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,915
Cut it out right now!
420
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,654
Oh!
421
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,322
Oh. Oh.
422
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,306
Oh.
423
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,483
Are you mad at me?
424
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,185
Louie!
425
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,723
All right, all right,
426
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:29,526
I guess... I guess I've
gone too far this time.
427
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,332
And to think, I ran
all the way over here
428
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,335
just to show a little class.
429
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,339
And what do I do?
430
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,341
I wind up strangling
your husband
431
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,510
and stealing his watch.
432
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,590
Oh!
433
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,314
I'm gonna go.
434
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,316
I'm gonna get outta your lives.
435
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,589
Tom...
436
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,160
Can I say one last
thing to this woman?
437
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,198
Yeah, sure.
438
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,163
You went with him, huh?
439
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:24,081
Happiness is hard to
come by in this life...
440
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,752
and you've given me
more than my share.
441
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,395
That's lovely, Louie.
442
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,737
I'm telling ya, I sure
wish this hadn't happened,
443
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,907
but I'm very glad I got
to hear you say that.
444
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,243
It's a beautiful thing to say.
445
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,245
Thank you.
446
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,248
Thanks.
447
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,250
It's not my line.
448
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,085
That was Reiger's line.
449
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,390
Want to know how I feel, huh?
450
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,726
Do you want to know
exactly how I feel?
451
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,728
This comes right from the heart.
452
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:18,568
The thing that...
that really kills me,
453
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,637
is that...
454
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:25,109
I'm never gonna
do better than you.
455
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:32,883
You were the best
woman that I ever had...
456
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,886
and I let you go.
457
00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:50,500
Zena?
458
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,002
Yeah.
459
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,972
Would you do me one last favor?
460
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,041
What?
461
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:04,248
When you see repulsive things
floating around in the water...
462
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,285
I'll be thinking of you.
463
00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:53,909
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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