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Oh, boy.
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Nothing like seeing
E.T. for the 64th time
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to pick up your day.
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Oh, Jim, aren't you
sick of that movie yet?
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Does this look
like I'm sick of it?
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I bet you've seen
that movie more times
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than anybody else in the city.
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No.
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Actually, there's this kid...
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Fat kid, wears
glasses, 13 years old...
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Who's just seen
it for the 74th time.
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I love that movie, too...
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What was your favorite part?
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Uh... I guess when
he was watching
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the mother read Peter
Pan to the kids, you know?
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Oh, yes.
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Touching.
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Magical.
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Hey, hey, that was good,
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but what about when
he made the bicycles fly?
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I loved that. Brilliant, moving.
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This is making me
want to go see it again.
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What was your
favorite part, Alex?
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I haven't seen it.
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Why the hell not?
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Because I-I just don't,
uh... I just haven't, uh...
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I-I admit the lines
were pretty long at first,
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but that doesn't cut it anymore.
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I haven't seen it because
I don't happen to, uh...
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Why?
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Why? Why, why, why?
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Because I don't like science
fiction movies, all right?
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All right, then.
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Here's five bucks.
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What?
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Mr. Smug. What are
you talking about?
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Go see E.T.
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Oh, come on, Jim.
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Do me and your soul a favor.
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Jim, I don't want...
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I don't want the money, please.
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If you go see the movie
and you don't like it,
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then I'll take your money back.
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And by the way, don't sit
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next to a little fat
kid with glasses.
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He flicks Milk Duds at people
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who say the dialogue
along with the movie.
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Sunshine Cab.
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Who do you want?
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Who?
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W-Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady,
lady, I can't understand you.
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You're slurring your speech.
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Uh, Lilewoowi?
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Lilewoowi De Palma?
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This is him.
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Who's this?
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What do you want?
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Uh... where are you?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, no, I-I-I don't
know, I don't know.
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I-I-I... Yeah.
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Okay.
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Goodbye.
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Now, who was that, Lilewoowi?
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It was a voice
from the past, Iggy.
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A woman.
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A seductress who possessed class
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and charm and sophistication
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that made her seem
beyond my grasp.
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You mean that prison guard?
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You love bringing that
up, don't you, Reiger?
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No, not the prison guard.
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Emily.
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Oh, Emily.
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Emily.
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Who's that?
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She's a beautiful photographer
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who I once took a crazy
trip to the stars with.
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Excuse me, for those of
you interested in accuracy,
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I'm going to do a simultaneous
translation on this one.
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She had an unusual
quality that I love in a woman.
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She managed to stomach him.
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She fell in love
with me like that.
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She was tanked up
on pills and booze.
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Somebody just dumped her.
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But our love, even like
the most beautiful flower,
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wilted and fell.
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She sobered up.
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Reiger, it was painful.
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When she came to, she thought
I was gross and disgusting.
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She said it out loud.
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Nobody has ever said
that out loud before.
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Didn't you say that
today? I say it every day.
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Who hasn't?
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Poor Emily.
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What do, what do
you mean, poor Emily?
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Well, it's so sad that she
mixed drugs and alcohol
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and ended up spending
the night with you
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when most people only die.
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Why do I try?
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Hey, Lou, what'd she call about?
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Well, the same guy
dumped her again,
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and now she's in a
bar, crocked off her nut,
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and she wants to see me.
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What are you going
to do? You going to go?
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It's the only score in
my life I haven't settled.
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For a year, I've
wanted to do this.
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When she called me
gross and disgusting,
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I had a drink in my hand.
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I always regretted that I
didn't throw it in her face.
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She's in a bar now.
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I'm going to go down there
and sluice down that little tart
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until there's eye makeup
running out of her shoes.
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Hello there.
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Hey.
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Uh...
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I-I'm supposed to meet,
uh, a young woman here.
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Uh, dark hair, uh, attractive?
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Heavily sedated,
possibly suicidal?
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Oh, you mean Emily.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She's here. Uh...
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She's probably
in the ladies' room.
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Ah.
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You want a drink?
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Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, let
me have something, uh,
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tall, cold, and sticky...
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Something that
would be impossible
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to wash out of your hair.
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What?
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Man says there's
a bug in his mai tai.
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Oh, I'll take it, I'll take it.
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No charge, right? Right.
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Psst.
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Hello, Emily, you
little pill popper.
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Louie?
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Oh, Louie.
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Oh, Louie, Louie, Louie.
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Oh, thank God you came.
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Oh, I wouldn't have blamed you
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if you'd just hung up
on me when I called.
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I would have deserved it.
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Actually, anything that
you would have done to me
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I would have deserved.
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Hold that thought.
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Oh, Louie.
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Louie, I'm so sorry, Louie.
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I had no one else to
turn to and you came.
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You are the most wonderful,
the most remarkable man that,
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that I've ever known.
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Oh... Oh...
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Hey, Mac, you got a bar
rag back there or something?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry, Louie, I...
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Here, here, blow, blow, blow.
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Louie? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Now, Louie... What, what?
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Louie, couldn't we,
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c-couldn't we go back
to your place, Louie?
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Could... No chance,
Sundance, uh-uh.
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Well, why?
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Because it's not you
talking, it's your pharmacist.
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You think that the pills
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that I take govern my actions?
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Emily, your purse should
have a childproof cap.
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You know something, Louie?
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Do you know you're delightful?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
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Oh, great, I'll
add it to the list.
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Gross, disgusting, delightful.
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Right. Louie... Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
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Louie, Louie, Louie.
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Eh... Oh.
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Aw... No, n-no, no, Emily, look.
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No, look, I feel great
that I'm turning you down.
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I feel great that I'm
walking out on you.
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Too bad, baby.
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I'm too smart to fall for
your song and dance.
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♪ It had to be you ♪
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♪ It had to be you ♪
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♪ I wandered
around, finally found ♪
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♪ The somebody who ♪
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♪ Could make me be true ♪
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♪ Could make me be blue ♪
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♪ Could make me feel glad ♪
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♪ Just to be sad ♪
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♪ Thinking of you ♪
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♪ Nobody else ♪
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♪ Gave me a thrill... ♪
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♪ With all your faults ♪
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♪ I love you still ♪
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♪ It had to be me ♪
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♪ Wonderful you ♪
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♪ It had to be... ♪
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♪ Me. ♪
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What are you doing here?
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Come on, come on,
what happened to, uh,
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"It had to be you,
I gave you a thrill,
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and nobody's as good as me"?
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No, Emily, you can't, you can't.
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You can't do this.
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You can't throw me out.
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I really need to
be alone right now.
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No, no, Emily, Emily,
don't do this to yourself.
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You are crazy if you let
me slip through your fingers.
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You've had the handsome guys.
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You've had, uh, the rich guys.
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You've had the smooth guys.
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You've had the, uh, sharp guys;
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the, uh, smart guys;
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the tough guys, the young guys.
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Well, I'm none of those.
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But I can make you happy.
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Because... you know why?
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Because it takes work.
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Every morning, I'll
wake up and I'll say,
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"How do I make Emily happy?"
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And every night,
I'll go to bed saying,
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"How do I make Emily happy?"
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I'll-I'll go to work saying,
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"How do I make Emily happy?"
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I'll eat lunch saying,
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"How do I make Emily happy?"
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Aw... Look who's on first base.
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Hi, Elaine. Hi, Tony.
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Hey, Jim, I just saw E.T.
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It was fantastic. Fantastic!
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I laughed, I cried.
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I-I felt like a kid again.
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You mean that?
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You didn't just say that
to keep the five bucks?
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What does this tell you?
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Alex!
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How did you see
it on your shift?
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Oh, I was having
a terrible night.
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I've been stiffed by every fare.
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Then I took this
guy to a theater...
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Movie house, right?
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Dropped him in front
of the movie house.
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The movie's about
to start. I said,
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"Eh, what the hell? I'll go in."
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Hey, if Louie finds out,
Alex, he's going to can you.
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Ouch.
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He knows lines!
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E.T. phone home.
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Home phone.
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Phone home, E.T.
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Elliott.
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Elliott. Elliott.
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Elliott. Elliott.
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Elliott. Elliott.
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Can we finish this
conversation over at Mario's?
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Hey, good idea. Oh, yeah, great.
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Kiddies.
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Oh, oh, wait, wait.
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Wait, I... I need
some advice, Reiger.
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Oh, yeah, sure, Louie.
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Be good.
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No, no, no.
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This is serious.
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- This is serious.
- Hey, Louie.
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Hey, Louie, it's Emily.
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Oh, ooh! Oh, hold these, Reiger.
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What are you doing? Hold those.
265
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,367
We'll get a table.
266
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,524
I-I-I'll see you.
267
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,859
Oh! Hi, Emily.
268
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,727
Hi... yeah, I did that.
269
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,308
Yeah, I did that, too. Yeah.
270
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,742
Look, honey, I can't
get the blueberries.
271
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,100
I looked... I looked all
over for the blueberries.
272
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,069
I-I-I went every... I went
20 different places, but...
273
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,071
No, no.
274
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,317
Yeah, okay.
275
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,918
Well, I'll try. I'll-I'll go...
276
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,052
Okay, I'm sorry.
277
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,188
I'm sorry about
the... blueberries.
278
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,490
Help him, Alex.
279
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,626
I can't stand to
see him like this.
280
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,894
Yeah, but blueberries.
281
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,462
I looked for
blueberries all over.
282
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,597
I can't find blueberries.
283
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,886
It's snowing out there.
284
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,221
Louie, Louie!
285
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,268
I need my blueberries!
286
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,292
Louie!
287
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,570
Louie, Louie, get out of there.
288
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,704
I can't find the blueberries.
289
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,162
Stop that. Stop it!
290
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,730
Stop it, Louie!
291
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,808
I looked for blueberries.
292
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,232
Louie, listen. Hey!
293
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,468
Now, listen, before we
deal with your problem,
294
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,414
I want you to answer
me one question.
295
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,104
What the hell you walking around
296
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,093
dressed like that
for in the snow?
297
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,777
She didn't like my overcoat.
298
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,946
Well, on behalf
of New York City,
299
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,683
let me say that I'm glad
she liked your pants.
300
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,059
What a guy you are.
301
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,373
Trying to cheer me up, Reiger.
302
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,863
Thanks.
303
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,476
I'm going to talk to
her about it tonight.
304
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,478
I'll tell her the pants joke.
305
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,298
Maybe she'll talk to me.
306
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,641
She doesn't talk to you?
307
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:55,412
She doesn't talk to me.
308
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:59,116
She doesn't go out
with me... anywhere.
309
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,620
She'd never go
to Mario's with me.
310
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:07,457
All she does is... is
tell me to do things.
311
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:14,498
What do you call a man
who spends two hours
312
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,667
walking through the snow
313
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,869
looking for blueberries?
314
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,007
A romantic fool.
315
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,441
No.
316
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,844
A weenie.
317
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:31,015
I'm turning into the
same kind of guy
318
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,084
who always made me want to puke.
319
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,854
One of those weenies
who would do anything
320
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:40,791
that a broad asked him
and then say, "Yes, dear."
321
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,393
One of those guys.
322
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,195
Reiger, don't let me
become one of those.
323
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,276
Don't let me become a
weenie. Louie, Louie, Louie.
324
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,911
I'm becoming a weenie! Louie!
325
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,601
I don't want to be a weenie.
326
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,184
How did you get into this mess?
327
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,473
How?
328
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,075
How?
329
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,678
Look at her, Reiger.
330
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,714
She's beautiful.
331
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,184
She's beautiful!
332
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,924
Louie?
333
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,694
Oh... Hi, honey.
334
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,028
Hi, honey.
335
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,174
Oh... Hi.
336
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,265
Oh... Louie, I just came
337
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,933
from my psychiatrist,
338
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,736
and she says that you
and I are about to have
339
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,272
the most incredible
breakthrough in our relationship.
340
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,119
Oh! Everything is
going to be different.
341
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,183
I want to talk to you.
Come sit with me.
342
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,112
Can I just wash the
pits off my fingers?
343
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,658
No, this is too important.
344
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,149
Come on, sit down.
345
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,750
All right.
346
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,098
Let me get this straight
now, Louie. Oh. What?
347
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,123
You know that I have
always allowed men
348
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,492
to make me the victim.
349
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:54,899
But you have cared for me so
much that you have forced me
350
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,267
to make you the victim,
351
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,547
and even though
I love you for it,
352
00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,581
it has to stop. You...
353
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,650
I mean, it has to...
you said you love me!
354
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,175
You said you love me.
You said you love me.
355
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,877
Emily, you not only
said you love me,
356
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,312
but you're talking to me, Emily!
357
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,280
Of course, I do love you.
358
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,182
Oh, that-that means
we can go out.
359
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,318
We can go out... we
can be seen in public.
360
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,486
We can go to Mario's.
361
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,754
We can go to the park.
362
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,123
We can go places,
Emily. No! No, no, no, no.
363
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,791
Don't you see?
364
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,571
We're-we're trapped in these...
365
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,039
What? What? What?
What? I don't know...
366
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,807
in these roles.
Roles? What? What?
367
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,032
And, you see, we have
a close relationship,
368
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,567
but it... but it's sick.
369
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,270
Oh, and I think I know
how all of this started,
370
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,838
and maybe it could
have been avoid...
371
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,507
Do you know what
you should have done?
372
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,654
What? When I got you in that bar
373
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,778
and you... and I started
to manipulate you
374
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,724
all over again... Yeah,
what, what, what, what, what?
375
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,793
Well, uh, something... I mean,
anything... What, what, what?
376
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,450
This.
377
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,000
Why didn't I think of that?
378
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,791
I'm only saying that you
should have done something
379
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,094
to knock some sense into me.
380
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,196
And that way, I would have known
381
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,499
that you cared, but
in a healthy way.
382
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,234
I do care.
383
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,046
It's too late for that.
384
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,981
Louie, there is only one way
385
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,594
that I'm going to
love you forever.
386
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,696
How? How?
387
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,953
Do-do-do... I don't
think you could do it.
388
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,223
Do-do I have to
squeeze more oranges?
389
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,959
No, you have to
stop being a victim.
390
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,362
You have to walk out that door
391
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,197
and never see me again.
392
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,533
W-well, could-couldn't I...
393
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,114
I stay here and not be a victim?
394
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,237
No, it-it...
395
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,850
I-I can't resist
controlling you.
396
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,173
It's too easy.
397
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,486
How long am I
supposed to stand here
398
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,787
with all this stuff all over me?
399
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:46,888
Oh, I-I'll get you a towel.
400
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,945
I'll get you a towel!
401
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,090
Here. You see?
402
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,952
There's no other way, is there?
403
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,087
No.
404
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,867
Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait.
405
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,691
Wait, let me... let me
get this straight here.
406
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:07,898
You... will love me...
407
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,935
if I never see you again.
408
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:12,503
Right.
409
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,675
But if I stay, you
won't like me?
410
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,078
I'll despise you.
411
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,882
And if I walk out that door...
412
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,784
I'm yours forever.
413
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:36,026
You're a very
complicated girl, Emily.
414
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,231
You want me, don't you?
415
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,667
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I want you.
416
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,669
You will never have me totally
417
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,505
until you walk out that door.
418
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,979
Interesting, interesting.
419
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:59,416
Okay. I-I... Go a... go ahead.
420
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,224
Oh, Louie.
421
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,064
I am loving you more
422
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,366
with every step you
take toward that door.
423
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,377
Oh, Louie.
424
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,118
Do we write letters?
425
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:40,290
I write to you, and
you never answer me.
426
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,311
Well... I guess it's all right.
427
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,768
I guess... I guess I just...
428
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,872
had my first
sophisticated relationship.
429
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:01,077
You know something, Emily?
430
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,280
Someday...
431
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:06,450
your Mr. Right is
going to come along.
432
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:12,055
And when he does, he's
going to be wearing a white coat
433
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,391
and carrying a butterfly net.
434
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,464
Oh, and-and another thing.
435
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,233
I knew where to get blueberries,
436
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:26,537
but it was too far and I
figured, "The hell with it!"
437
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,450
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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