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I just passed
Latka on my way in.
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Guess who he is today?
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Poor Latka.
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I'll give you a hint.
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He's wearing Savage
Leather cologne.
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Oh, no, not him.
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Hey, beautiful co-workers.
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What a day it is to be
young, gifted and Vic.
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You know, I'm
getting used to Latka
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with these multiple
personalities,
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but when he's Vic, he's
such a slimy lounge lizard.
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Hiya, gorgeous.
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With exquisite taste.
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What?
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Oh, wow, bum me out again, man.
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Oh-oh. Oh, look at this, I'm
not touching this machine.
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Latka? I mean, Vic?
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Yeah?
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Something wrong?
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Look at this. I mean, look.
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I'm sorry to lose my
mellow, but I mean,
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I'm just getting sick and tired
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of that little foreign
wimp, Latka Gravas.
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Pardon me?
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Look, I know you two are
tight, but look at this engine!
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Look at this. It's
filthy, it's a disgrace.
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I'm not touching that.
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Well, I wouldn't dress a
wound in there, but... Hey, look,
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is it fair that I have to do
both his work and mine?
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Well, offhand, I would
say no, but, uh, I, I...
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Would you please
do me a favor? What?
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Why don't you take little
Captain Crud aside sometime
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and teach him how
to operate a rag, okay?
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You want me to
talk to him for you?
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Yeah, I mean I
would do it myself...
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No, say no more, say no
more. I'm confused enough.
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I'll talk to him.
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Hey, thanks, man.
You're a guy and a half.
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And you're at least that.
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Hey, guys, guess what?
I got a great new job!
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Congratulations.
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What are you going to be,
a door-to-door simpleton?
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Listen to this. I went to
the employment agency
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just to see what
they had... Uh-huh?
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The guy sends me on an
interview, and I get the job!
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Oh, you're leaving us?
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Oh, no, no, no, I'm gonna
work here, too. It's just part-time.
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A couple nights a week.
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Yeah, a little extra
money can't hurt.
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Oh, no, I'm not doing
this for the money, Alex.
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I need a change in my life.
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I'm getting tired
of driving a cab,
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sitting all day in a cab,
driving people all day,
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every day, day after day.
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So what's the new job?
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I'm gonna be a chauffeur.
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Talk about the Renaissance man.
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Great, Tony, go for
it and don't look back.
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Who hired you?
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Oh, I haven't met her yet,
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but it's supposed to be some
rich lady named Longworth.
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That's great, Banta.
You be nice to her,
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and maybe she'll let
you walk her poodles.
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Be real nice to her, maybe
she'll let you eat with them.
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Time to put my nose
back on the grindstone.
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A-okay.
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Oh, uh, Latka?
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Yes, what is it, Alex?
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Good. Uh...
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I uh, I'm really not sure
how to say this, Latka,
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uh, but, uh, I promised Vic
that I would mention to you
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that he thinks that
your engine is dirty.
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Oh, well, then, uh, let's
take a look and see, all right?
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Eh, what do you see?
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I see a lot of grease and oil.
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Oh, my! What a surprise.
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Grease and oil in an engine?
Are my eyes deceiving me?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Listen, Vic is a fussbudget
and a pain in the yaktabe.
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Like I said, I promised
him that I'd mention it to you.
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Oh, well I understand,
and I appreciate it.
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And now you mention
this to him for me.
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I can't say that.
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All right. Well, then
mention this to him.
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Ah, better.
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That's more to
the point, better.
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I can't wait to drive this car.
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Wow. Look at it.
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Beautiful.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I've got the door.
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Don't bother.
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Mrs. Longworth?
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Miss.
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Oh, you can call me Christina.
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And you're?
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Very grateful.
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Oh, you mean my name.
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My name... My name is, uh...
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My name. My name is Anthony.
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Anthony.
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Anthony, is something wrong?
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If there is, I can't
see it from here.
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Uh, I mean, nothing's
wrong, ma'am, nothing.
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Everything is fine.
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And it was nice of you to ask.
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And if there is anything
wrong, don't be afraid to tell me,
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because I'm new at this, and
you know, I might screw up.
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"Screw up." I don't believe it.
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Well, there is something.
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Oh, no. The hat.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
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I know I should have
taken it off before you got in.
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Where are my manners? Damn!
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Oh, I'm sorry about "damn."
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Anthony,
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the only thing I was
going to suggest
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is that you just
relax a little bit.
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I mean, I realize
you're new at this job,
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but, really, you're
doing just fine.
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Well... thank you.
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In fact, I think
you could so far
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as to pull away
from the curb now.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Now, then, tell me.
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Which do you prefer,
Anthony or Tony?
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I guess I prefer Tony, ma'am.
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And which do you prefer,
uh, Christina or Peggy?
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Tony, Peggy is a
nickname for Margaret.
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My nickname is Tina.
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Oh. I'm always getting
those two mixed. I'm sorry...
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Actually, everyone
calls me Christina.
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Yeah.
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Except my brother...
who calls me collect.
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Am I still doing
good as a chauffeur?
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Oh I think you're
doing very well.
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Oh. I think so, too.
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I mean, it's, it's sort
of like driving a cab.
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I mean, a lot
classier, you know.
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But I feel right at home
here in this limousine.
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Hey, you, suck eggs!
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, uh... I mean, uh...
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I mean, exercise some
caution, will you, fellow?
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Yeah, Alex. I'm outside the
governor's mansion right now.
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It's the classiest
party I ever heard.
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No, no, I can't see
nothing from here.
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Yeah, but I met some
real important people.
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Well, I don't want
to brag, Alex.
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Well, but just to
mention a few...
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The governor's chauffeur,
the mayor's chauffeur.
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Yeah, it's a regular who's who.
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Hey, Alex, I got to go.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Tony, we're going
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to drop Mr. Blakeley
off on the way home.
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Certainly.
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115 Central Park West.
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Right.
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Doug, I promised
you a ride home.
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Nothing else, okay?
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Okay.
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Doug!
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Christina, don't
be so unfriendly.
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Doug, please stop.
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You're making
an ass of yourself.
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She's right, Doug.
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Who are you?
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I'm Tony.
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Tony, mind your own business.
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Just drive the car.
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I will if you stop being rude.
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Christina and I are having
a little disagreement.
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You had better keep
your nose out of it.
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Okay.
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As long as you stop being rude.
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What if I don't stop being rude?
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Well, I guess I'll have
to ask you to leave.
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Tell me something, Tony.
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What will you do when you
ask me to leave and I don't?
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What, then, jerk?
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I don't know.
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I guess I'd break your face.
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All right, big talker,
just stop this car.
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We'll see who breaks whose face.
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Guys, please.
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You want to step outside
and settle this, right?
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You bet. You got it.
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You got it.
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Yeah? Well, get out.
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That settled it.
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Just what would you have
done if that hadn't worked?
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I mean, he was a
lot bigger than you.
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Oh, I wasn't worried.
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I mean, size isn't nearly
as important as ability.
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You know, I was a
professional boxer.
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I've been beat up
by guys half his size.
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So anyway, everyone said
it was a terrible mismatch.
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I mean, Manzo was
nationally ranked,
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and I was a young unknown.
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See, his manager took
the fight for a sure win.
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You know, make
his record look good.
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Yes. All right,
so the fight starts.
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First round, Manzo
breaks my nose.
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For the next four rounds,
he keeps going for it,
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hitting me in the face,
bloodying my nose.
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Somehow I managed to stay
on my feet round after round.
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The sixth round, they
finally stopped the fight.
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I win on a TKO.
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Manzo can't come
out of his corner
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'cause I'm making him nauseous.
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That was a joke.
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Oh.
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You know, like, a sportswriter
wrote that about the fight
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'cause that's the way it looked.
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But the fact was,
I wore Manzo out.
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Was that the biggest
fight you ever had?
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Oh, no.
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I once fought Ron Thomas.
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You know, in his prime,
he was considered
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one of the best
middleweights of all time.
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But by the time I
fought him, he was 43.
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I mean, his reflexes were off,
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his timing was bad,
his punches were weak.
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With a couple of breaks,
I might have beat him.
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That one was serious.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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No, no, no, that's okay.
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Now that I think about
it, it is kind of funny.
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You want to hear
another one? Yes.
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How about that?
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All these years of
boxing finally paid off.
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I have amusing anecdotes.
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Vic!
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Oh, look at this.
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My sandwich.
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It was almost ruined.
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Oh... Are you still
moping over Christina?
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I'm not moping.
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It's just hard to chauffeur
somebody around
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you're nuts about.
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I mean, we go to so
many great places together.
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These could've been the greatest
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dates of my life if
they had been dates.
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I'm never going to have
better dates than these,
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and I never had these.
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Aw, Tony...
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"Aw, Tony"? You understood that?
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No.
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But he looks so sad.
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I'm obsessed with her, Alex.
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I can't get her out of my mind.
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She's the classiest
lady I ever met.
255
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,540
She's like a princess,
she's like a goddess,
256
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,610
she's like a Vegas showgirl.
257
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:29,080
Tony, Tony, why don't,
why don't you ask her out?
258
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,193
I can't do that, Alex,
I'm just a chauffeur.
259
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,195
I mean, she's nice to
me, but she's nice to me
260
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,430
the way she's nice
to the gardener,
261
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,098
the way she's nice
to the housekeeper,
262
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,955
the way she's nice to the cook.
263
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,125
She's so nice.
264
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,962
But I'll bet that she thinks of
you as more than help, too.
265
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,129
Oh, yeah.
266
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,009
When was the last time
you ended an evening
267
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,734
by telling your
date to wax the car?
268
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:55,173
Tony, give it time.
269
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,777
Love has a way of
creeping up on folks.
270
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,312
I once lived with a woman
271
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:05,149
for three years before
I realized I loved her.
272
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,888
In fact, I lived with her
273
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:14,859
for three years before I
realized I lived with her.
274
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,130
What a woman.
275
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,567
I might have married her.
276
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,835
Why didn't you?
277
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,770
I said I might have.
278
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,174
I don't remember.
279
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,109
Tony, Tony, listen
to me, listen to me.
280
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,844
Don't wait.
281
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,158
I mean, the longer you wait,
282
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,325
the harder it is for her
283
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,327
to think of you as not the help.
284
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,750
You know, he's absolutely right.
285
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,419
You have got to
ask her out right now.
286
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,565
I can't do that, man. ALEX: Why?
287
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,191
I want her so bad but
she's out of my league.
288
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,793
And I'm not going after
no more pipe dreams.
289
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,261
I can't take that again.
290
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,440
What do you mean, again?
291
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,041
Oh, you guys
know, I was a boxer.
292
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,777
I wanted to be
champion of the world.
293
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,267
So, I spent 13 years of my life
294
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,946
wanting and chasing
something that I'd never get.
295
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,849
All I get is an
empty feeling for it.
296
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,206
No more longshots.
297
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,151
Tony, you're not
a quitter, are you?
298
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,354
No, I'm no quitter, Alex, but
what am I supposed to do?
299
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,588
Well, we'll help you, all right?
300
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,090
We'll show you, I
mean, if need be,
301
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,558
we'll go over
everything step by step.
302
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,527
But you're going to get the
girl of your dreams, Tony.
303
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,950
That's right.
304
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,797
Oh, come on guys, I mean,
she goes out with guys
305
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,487
that take her to
Broadway openings.
306
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,222
You know, the 21, the Met.
307
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,635
How am I supposed
to compete with that?
308
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,192
So, you don't compete.
309
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,605
Tony, you do something better.
310
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,139
You do something
that is uniquely you.
311
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,641
That's right. Like what?
312
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,776
Well, wait a minute, wait, wait,
313
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,910
let's just think about it.
314
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,711
Let's just think about it.
315
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,035
I got it!
316
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,236
How about boxing?
317
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,315
Great! Good!
318
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,872
That's unique, Tony.
319
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,241
But for God's sake,
go easy on her.
320
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,425
Tony, I got a great
idea for a date.
321
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,371
And it won't even cost you much.
322
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,130
Oh, one of my most
romantic memories
323
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,542
was the time when
my date showed up
324
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,611
with a large picnic
basket and a bottle of wine,
325
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,737
and he took me on the Circle
Line cruise around Manhattan.
326
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:10,007
Oh, it was a
beautiful spring day.
327
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,243
I fell in love with
him that afternoon.
328
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,878
Yeah? How'd it turn out?
329
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,779
Oh, not so good.
330
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,949
I married him.
331
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,450
Great.
332
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,617
Boxing's out.
333
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,364
A picnic basket
and a cruise is in.
334
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,600
Hey, you know what
would be fun to do after that?
335
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,856
Take her ice-skating.
336
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,925
Oh, I don't know, Alex, I mean,
337
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,905
I've never been ice
skating, I might fall down.
338
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,907
Oh, that's cute as hell. - Yeah.
339
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,865
I could, I could fall.
340
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:39,737
Banta, this is touching
a chord in my heart.
341
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,016
I've been through this,
342
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,785
and I want to pass
something on to you.
343
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,409
I was once in love with a woman
344
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:49,747
who was so sophisticated
and so refined
345
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,227
that it seemed to make
her unattainable to me.
346
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,252
Oh, yeah, the prison guard.
347
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,389
No, no, no, not her.
348
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,926
This was a ballerina.
349
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,128
She was gorgeous.
350
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,197
And classy.
351
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:11,435
When she did a grand
jete, it could make you cry.
352
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,771
But I persevered
and I won her heart.
353
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,939
Really? How, Louie?
354
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,444
I know a spot on a woman's body
355
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,546
that turns her to jelly.
356
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,222
Well, if that works so
great for you, Louie,
357
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,791
why aren't you constantly
surrounded by beautiful women?
358
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,493
Because it's not an
easy spot to get to.
359
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,471
Take off your right shoe, Nardo.
360
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,507
Drop dead.
361
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:53,478
See, I told you it was
a tough spot to get to.
362
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,580
Come by later and I'll,
uh, tell you some secrets.
363
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,683
You too, Casanova.
364
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,098
Hey, come on, so, so, what
do I do after ice-skating?
365
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,432
You know, to sort of
cap off the evening.
366
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,489
Right.
367
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,757
Uh, drop by my place.
368
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,694
I'm having a luau.
369
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,195
Thanks, Jim, but, uh,
370
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,841
you wouldn't know when
we'd be dropping by.
371
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,233
It doesn't matter, I'm
always having a luau.
372
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,169
Now, look, Tony, I think
you're pretty well set now.
373
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,437
What do you mean set, Alex?
374
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,649
You guys said you
were going to tell me
375
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,206
what to say and how to say it.
376
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,254
♪ Here I come to
save the date. ♪
377
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:32,316
Okay, Tony, I
got a line for you.
378
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,485
You use this little
goodie, and I promise
379
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,288
it'll be full speed ahead
from "Can I buy you a drink?"
380
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,323
to "How do you like your eggs?"
381
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,092
I'll write it down for you.
382
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,727
No, no, no, Tony, you
don't need any lines.
383
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:44,962
I don't have any lines.
384
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,031
Or any women,
either, eh, Mahatma?
385
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,667
Here, Tony.
386
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,637
Read your lady
this poem I wrote.
387
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:57,274
Hey, a poem is a good idea.
388
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:01,279
"How much love I gave
to those I never loved.
389
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:07,117
"How, hoping for
what I never knew
390
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:12,222
and finding it with
my heart, Christina."
391
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,693
Yikes! This don't even rhyme.
392
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,130
That's right, I
was hoping it did.
393
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:23,267
Tony, the very things that
you've told us about Christina
394
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,247
are the very things
that you should tell her.
395
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,615
That's right, that's right.
396
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,150
Aw, yeah, sure. No, Tony, it is.
397
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,942
I mean like, like, like that I
can't stop thinking about her?
398
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,754
You want to go out
with Christina? Yeah!
399
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,523
Then all you have to
do is go to her and say,
400
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,557
"I want to go out with you."
401
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,147
I want to go out with you.
402
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,316
Yeah. I like it.
403
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,484
I'll do it.
404
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,063
Oh, but I'm going
to chicken out, Alex.
405
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,321
Don't chicken out.
406
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,789
Don't.
407
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,502
Got that covered,
too, huh, Alex?
408
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,725
All right.
409
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,338
I'll do it, I won't
let you guys down.
410
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,039
We can't miss. Okay, go to it.
411
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:54,097
Oh, yeah, how's this?
412
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,501
I fixed the poem.
413
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,971
It rhymes.
414
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:04,909
"How much love I gave
to those I never loved.
415
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:10,882
"How cold is your hand
when not properly gloved.
416
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,618
"Hoping for what I never knew,
417
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,888
"The sky is blue,
418
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,356
and finding it with my heart...
419
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:23,528
And here comes the hardest part,
420
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:29,600
"Christina, which I like
even better than Wheatina."
421
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,338
Well, it's a start, Jim.
422
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,706
Okey-doke.
423
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,675
Thanks, guys. ALEX: Okay, okay.
424
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,547
Ask her.
425
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,148
I just want to go out with you.
426
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,417
I want to go out with you.
427
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,484
Oh, that's easy.
428
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,654
I want to go out with you.
429
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,754
Oh, let me help you.
430
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,625
Here.
431
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,197
Thank you.
432
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,368
Christina, here it is.
433
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,570
Well, I think they
liked your designs.
434
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,172
Congratulations. Thanks.
435
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,474
I'll have Accounting send
them a material cost breakdown.
436
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,043
Tell them I'm working on
a new design for spring.
437
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,478
Fine, but could
you do me a favor?
438
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,947
Could you try to keep
material cost down this time?
439
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,893
The cost is your
department, isn't it?
440
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,717
Yeah, but it would
be easier for us both
441
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,353
if you'd just consider
the cost up front.
442
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,522
I'll do that.
443
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,723
See you later.
444
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,959
See you later. Bye.
445
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,167
Christina, I...
446
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,336
Christina, I can't go on
with this charade anymore.
447
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,205
I was wrong about
everything, I'm sorry.
448
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,774
I love you.
449
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,142
I need you.
450
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:46,178
Marry me.
451
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,613
Oh, yes, Nick.
452
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,249
Yes.
453
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:12,202
Christina, will you
go out with me?
454
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,450
Oh, guys, don't be
so hard on yourselves.
455
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,786
I mean, you meant well.
456
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,565
And you were right,
I had to go for it.
457
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,367
You can't give up
on your dreams.
458
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,391
Romance never works out.
459
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,393
Only in fiction.
460
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,429
I want to live in fiction.
461
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,032
It wouldn't even have to
be "Wuthering Heights."
462
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:45,369
I'd settle for
"Nancy and Sluggo."
463
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,638
I'll get over this.
464
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,473
We'll all get over this.
465
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,775
This is not my first
disappointment.
466
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,988
The first time my heart was
broken was in the ninth grade,
467
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,846
and I got over it.
468
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,048
A couple of years ago.
469
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,485
Ah, the worst part of it is, I
feel like I let everybody down.
470
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,153
No, it's not your fault,
471
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,855
No. It's nobody's fault.
472
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,201
We're just depressed because
473
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,403
there's no romance
left in the world.
474
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:13,097
Don't be too sure.
475
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,737
I've got a date with an angel.
476
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:30,280
Funny thing... I've
known her for years.
477
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:35,853
She didn't know I was
alive until last night.
478
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:39,322
I tried the stuff we've
been telling Tony.
479
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,291
Worked like a charm.
480
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,573
Well, we're going out tonight
481
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,442
collecting aluminum cans.
482
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,948
Crazy world.
483
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,551
♪ Oh, love always... ♪
484
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,870
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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