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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,750 I think we escaped! 4 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:57,250 I think we teleported into a historical film. 5 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,166 -It's a historical film. Sit down. -Sorry! 6 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:02,333 Let's not show up on TV, otherwise the cops will arrest us. 7 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:03,625 -Love? -What? 8 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:04,708 -He's dead, man! -No! 9 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,500 These are some good actors. 10 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:12,916 -He's dead! -What? 11 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,458 -Where the hell did we teleport to, man? -Let's get out of here! Are you crazy? 12 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:17,375 Get down! 13 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:21,291 Man, that's the idiot who was with us in prison. Isn't that him? 14 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,166 -Janitor. -Janitor? Come here! 15 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:27,291 -Look at him, man! -Come over here, man! 16 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,333 Come here! Get down! 17 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:33,916 Let's run, man! 18 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,833 Don't run, you'll draw attention to us. 19 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:40,041 Take it easy. Let's run slowly! 20 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:43,083 Sorry! 21 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,625 Run! 22 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:51,083 -Why are we running? -Stop! 23 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:53,166 We escaped. 24 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:56,625 -Janitor, what's your name, man? -Luck. 25 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,208 Are you kidding? What's your name? 26 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:00,666 My name is Luck. They don't call me, I'm not an animal. 27 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:04,000 -I'm Love, and this is Tea. -I know! Well, the whole prison knows 28 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:07,166 who the three, how do you say, idiots are, that escaped and came back. 29 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,041 -Yeah. -The whole prison talks about us, Love! 30 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,458 About you, you're the idiot. 31 00:03:10,541 --> 00:03:13,625 So, how's the first teleportation? You okay? 32 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:18,666 -Man, we're not safe here. -Come here. 33 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,333 We're not safe here either. 34 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:21,958 I'm scared, I want to go to mommy. 35 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:26,166 Help me! 36 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,166 -Love! -Let's run! 37 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,041 The diamond is real and very valuable. 38 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:01,958 Was it worth it? 39 00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:03,708 Absolutely. 40 00:04:03,791 --> 00:04:05,750 Are you sure you want to take it out of here? 41 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,375 Absolutely. 42 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:09,500 Okay, as you wish. 43 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,375 Thanks a lot. 44 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:16,500 Good luck! 45 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:39,125 - Hello, ladies! - Hello! 46 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:42,625 -How are you, how are you feeling? -Very well, thank you! 47 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:46,333 -What can I serve you, ladies? -A glass of good wine! 48 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:53,875 -And make it rosé! -I've got a special rosé from Casa Timiș! 49 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:59,625 And when you come back, bring some of that miraculous caviar. 50 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:02,458 -Cavi what… ma'am? -Cavi… 51 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:07,083 Like… whoever hired this waiter should turn to dust. 52 00:06:08,916 --> 00:06:14,250 Black roe, Adonis. I said caviar, so you wouldn't feel insulted. 53 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,666 So you wouldn't sue me with your polite correctness. 54 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:21,708 You could have just said fish eggs, miss! 55 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:24,750 We would have avoided this entire situation. 56 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:28,083 -Oh, and now you're being cheeky? -I'm not! 57 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:33,750 Sturgeon is a species of fish that produces black roe. 58 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:38,708 Alright! Then go ask your little Sturgeon if he's heard of Tina. 59 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:42,625 Now hurry, go get the wine. 60 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:43,791 Quickly. 61 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:49,833 -But you're feeling quite rich, I see. -I don't feel rich, I am rich. 62 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:54,375 What we have here is worth 20 million. 63 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,125 Well, we would have been richer, but… 64 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:02,375 I wasn't the only one who wanted a pool on the top floor. 65 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:04,916 Yeah, babe, but it was a penthouse in Herăstrău park. 66 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,125 We blew all our money on it and ended up depending on the diamond. 67 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:11,666 Money is money. What you hold in your hand, that's no lie. 68 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,416 Ladies are served! 69 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,125 Thank you! 70 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,625 Thank you very much! 71 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,041 Thanks! 72 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,125 Yes. 73 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:29,500 Thank you. 74 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:33,208 -And now, cheers! -Cheers! 75 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:11,750 Hold on! I'm tired! Hold on a bit! 76 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:14,625 Love, how did we end up here? 77 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,000 We were at home, on our little bench, all peaceful. 78 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:19,041 -I want home to mommy. -Yeah. 79 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:22,041 Let's figure out how to get out of here. Then we'll talk, come on. 80 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,291 -Love, what does he want? -Pull out the gun! 81 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:31,416 -Take one more step, I swear on my mother. -Watch your language. 82 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:40,708 -Man, it's cold. -Cold inside, cold outside. 83 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:45,250 Look at me. What did you do to your eyebrow? 84 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,458 I cut it, to look tougher. 85 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,416 -And what's on your neck? -Wings. 86 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,333 Wings of? 87 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,375 -The Sphinx. -And Babele? 88 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,666 You idiots, the Sphinx doesn't have wings. 89 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,833 -Phoenix. -Phoenix. 90 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,333 Better, because that bird burned. 91 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:05,708 -Where? -In its asshole. 92 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:11,750 I really don't like prison. I don't like it. Period. 93 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:14,541 -I don't like it much either. -I don't like it too. 94 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:17,833 When I think about how much money we could have had. 95 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:21,250 No! Once we get out of here, we need to find the girls, get the diamond, 96 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:25,500 sell it, take the money, and live well for three generations. Well, live well. 97 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:28,875 That's if we find them. I think they've disappeared. 98 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:30,625 I would have done the same. 99 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:36,166 You would have done that? Well done, Tea, at least we know who we're dealing with. 100 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,166 Right. 101 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,000 Do you know what I'd do if I had money? 102 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,166 So, if I had money, I'd sit my ass on it. 103 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,500 To guard two things at once. 104 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,000 Bravo, funny, but no, listen. 105 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:54,166 I'd buy this prison and turn it into a mall, I swear to God. 106 00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:58,500 -What? No. You can't. -Why can't I? 107 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,333 Because… the parental home is not for sale. 108 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,166 What nonsense are you talking about? What parental home, not for sale? 109 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,583 Man, I'm a prisoner. I was born here. 110 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,458 My mom did ten years in here. 111 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:12,333 Tea, you never told us this. And your dad? 112 00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:15,166 -Did he get out? When? -My dad was a cop. 113 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:18,750 He put my mom in jail, you know? Like in that movie Pretty Woman. 114 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,833 That's what it means to be professionalism. 115 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,958 -Professional. -And what did I say? 116 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:27,750 Listen, man. So, your mom was privileged. 117 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:30,958 The cops were beating everyone with batons, and your mom got the rod. 118 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,458 Take it easy, or I'll cut a pocket into your liver! 119 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:34,958 Wait, wait! Sit down. 120 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:37,958 But don't hurt me, I had surgery there when I was little. 121 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,916 -It's the spleen, Snow! -No, it's the liver. 122 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,041 He's right. That's where it hurts when you're tired, 123 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,750 but I'll cut you there too. 124 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,833 Guys, cut the crap! 125 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:49,291 Man, stop it. When I look at you, I actually like you, I swear. 126 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:52,125 I haven't seen two idiots fight over nothing in a long time. 127 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,583 -Stop it! -Do you guys know you're both right? 128 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:58,541 -Yeah, of course, it's on the right, no? -What? Mall or ice rink? 129 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,583 Doesn't even matter! 130 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:05,250 Because you reminded me of the pocket. What do I have… 131 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,750 What do I have… here? 132 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,833 -What do you have? -What do you have there? 133 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:15,041 Again? We're not allowed alcohol in here. 134 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:17,333 Good thing you told me, Tea, 135 00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:20,000 because I wanted to call some girls, make a barbecue, 136 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:22,250 get drunk and party till dawn. 137 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,375 -Man, this guy is an idiot! -Stupid as hell! 138 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:28,458 Don't listen to this guy, Love? Bring the girls! 139 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:31,625 What do we care about rules? What will they do to us? Put us in jail? 140 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,416 Doesn't even matter, you idiots! 141 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,583 I have to tell you, with you guys, this suspense is killing me. 142 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:40,875 -Anyway, whatever I say to you is seppuku. -Sudoku. 143 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,416 -Su… what? -Sudoku. 144 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,166 Seppuku is when you do hara-kiri to yourself, you know? 145 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:51,791 Enough! In this bottle, we have the teleportation liquid. 146 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:55,291 I saved a bit from the boss, you know, and I added some water 147 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,708 to have just enough for the day when… 148 00:11:57,791 --> 00:12:00,666 -By the way, what day is it today? -Wednesday. 149 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,458 No. Yesterday was Wednesday. Today is Tuesday, 150 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:05,583 because today we have rice and red beet. 151 00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:08,083 -You are what you eat. -No… 152 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:12,958 Today is the day we escape. 153 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,500 Guys, ready? 154 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,541 What are the girls doing? Are they thirsty? 155 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,833 -We were just… -But what do we have here? 156 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,375 -Alcohol? -I told them we're not allowed alcohol. 157 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,583 -I told them. -Damn snitch. 158 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:36,916 Man, what a jerk! 159 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:42,833 It's not alcohol. It's a little bottle, a family heirloom, and Ivan, please… 160 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:44,708 "Mr. Guard", for you. 161 00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:48,375 Mr. Guard, please, I'm asking you, could you give me back the bottle… 162 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,625 -Because it's really important to me? -Really? 163 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:54,208 Yeah, man, I'll give it to you. 50 lei. 164 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,250 -What? -Fifty lei. 165 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,333 Because money is really important to me too. 166 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:02,250 -Give him the money, man. -I don't have any. 167 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,583 -He doesn't have any. -Then no bottle for you. 168 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,166 Okay. Guys, Plan B. 169 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,250 -What's Plan B? -Plan B? 170 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,625 Really, what's Plan B? 171 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:15,375 Tea, get on your knees. 172 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,375 -Me? No. -Come on, man… 173 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:20,083 Get on your knees, on all fours, behind him. 174 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:24,625 Are you guys morons? I can see you, I can hear you. 175 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,208 Yeah, but can you still see us and hear us now? 176 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:30,458 Man! 177 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,333 Come on! 178 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,541 Tea, let's go! 179 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,041 Come on, Snow! Come on, man! 180 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,125 Come on! 181 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,125 Go after them! Don't you see they're escaping? 182 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,541 Quickly, after them! 183 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,625 -Come on! -Come on, man, hurry up! 184 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,625 -Run! -Come on, we're almost there! 185 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,083 -Wait a minute, I'm tired! -Come on, we're almost… 186 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:00,416 Snow! 187 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,625 -Snow! -Snow! 188 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,500 Snow, don't die! 189 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:10,291 Come on, Snow, I'll take you to Șaraiman, please, don't die! 190 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,500 To the Shaman, not to Șaraiman, you dimwit! 191 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:19,166 -That's all we could do. Bad luck. -Come on, Snow! 192 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:23,083 Come on, Snow! Look, we're almost at the fence, come on, man, come on! 193 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,791 You've always been a champion. 194 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,541 All my life, I've been a champion, Love! But now it's over… 195 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,166 It's over, I want to retire to my snowdrifts. 196 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,750 -A snowflake in a snowball. -A snowflake in a snowball. 197 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:44,875 -A shiver in the wind… -A shiver in the wind… 198 00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:48,250 Alright, go on, leave! 199 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:54,125 Go on, there's no more time! Go, leave me. 200 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:59,708 -Snow! Snow, don't die! -Take care of yourselves and good luck. 201 00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:02,416 -That's it, I love you! -Snow! 202 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:07,666 -Snow! -Snow! 203 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,583 Tea, please focus a bit! Let's run! 204 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:13,750 I can't leave him… I can't leave him here! 205 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,541 -Listen to me! We have to run! -I can't… 206 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:19,041 If we don't run, your mother, my mother, and everyone's mother will cry. 207 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:22,625 -Listen to me! Run! -Stop or I'll shoot! 208 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,250 Let's teleport into that Dacia and run! 209 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,166 Wait! 210 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,833 Drink it! Hold it! 211 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,916 Shoot him, don't just threaten him! 212 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,208 -What? -Pull the trigger! 213 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,583 -I'm pulling, but it's not working! -Pull the safety! 214 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,416 Pull the safety? I pull the trigger! 215 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,166 What did you do, man? What did you do, you idiot? 216 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,916 -What did you do, you idiot? -Look on the bright side! 217 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,041 -What's the bright side? -At least I know how to use this one! 218 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,791 I can see that! Come on, put it away! 219 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,333 Look how they're all staring at us in skirts. 220 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:57,500 -Love, where are they taking us? -I don't know, man! 221 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,458 Can't you see they don't speak our language? 222 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,833 Hey, ask them where they're taking us! 223 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,541 -You are such an idiot, I swear! -Wait, man, I'll ask. 224 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,500 Excuse me, where are you taking us? Love, he wants to cut my head off! 225 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,916 In your case, that might be an actual improvement, Tea! 226 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,458 I don't want to die! I'm young and I want to see a dinosaur. 227 00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:14,416 Shut up already! 228 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:20,333 Hey, you, unlucky guy! You haven't said a word, you've been quiet this whole time. 229 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:24,041 -Aren't you afraid of death? -I have a bigger problem right now. 230 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,125 What problem bigger than death? 231 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,083 My donkey farted. 232 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:32,166 May the earth split open and take us along with the donkey and all! 233 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:34,416 Oh, man… 234 00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:42,875 -Man! Luck, is this your donkey? -No! 235 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,500 Well, it wasn't mine either. Tea, was it yours? 236 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,083 -Not the donkey. -Oh, man… 237 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,666 Oh, how gallant to take my bag! 238 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,875 Leave the bag where it is, kiddo. Now, make yourself scarce. 239 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,125 The boss told me to take the diamond to the safe. 240 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:26,458 Oh, really? Looks like you also speak the local English. 241 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:30,375 By the way… How can we trust you? 242 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,250 How can I trust that there's a diamond in there? 243 00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,208 Excellent. 244 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,041 We operate internationally, and with the money you're about to make, 245 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,333 you can already consider yourselves international. 246 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,875 -Make sure to put it in a safe place. -I will. 247 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,166 I can't afford to make mistakes with it, because I still need these fingers. 248 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,625 Now that the formalities are over… 249 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,416 Hey, Love… 250 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,375 Where are these guys taking us? 251 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,750 How should I know? Can't you see they're ignoring us? 252 00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,791 - But who are these people? - How should I know? 253 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,500 Hey, guys, what's wrong with you? 254 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,083 - Maybe they've mistaken us. - Man, I'm scared. 255 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:50,958 - Hey, Love, who are these people? - Can't you see they're ignoring us? 256 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,000 - Who are these guys? - Silentium! 257 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,208 Silentio stampa. 258 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:55,958 He said Move! I think they're English. 259 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:58,125 - Move! - Hey, man, don't push me! 260 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:02,458 - You speak English, parlez français? - This guy is crazy. 261 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:05,125 If you talk more, you'll die morituri! 262 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,458 Morituri … you're Italian! 263 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:12,166 I speak the language of your pizza… 264 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,500 -Hey, Tea, where are you? -Wait… 265 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,458 Oh, don't lock us in, Tinman! 266 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,250 Don't go outside, it's raining, and you'll rust. 267 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,208 The light's gone. 268 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,583 Love, it's cold, man. 269 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,083 I already told you, cold outside, cold inside. 270 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,083 What time is it? 271 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,250 That lowlife stole my watch. 272 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,291 -What a bunch of thieves! -Damn thieves. 273 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,583 Look! We're in here and they're out there, you see? 274 00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:52,000 -How is this right, man? -Man! 275 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:53,666 I'm hungry. 276 00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,958 Why don't you call room service? 277 00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:01,625 They'll bring it for sure. This is a 6-7 star plus location. 278 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,000 This guy's dumber than Snow. 279 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,041 -God rest his soul! -God rest his soul! 280 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,750 Wouldn't it be better if we found something to make some light, 281 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,958 a lighter or something so we can see where we are? 282 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,958 Love, I've got one. 283 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,916 Enjoy it in good health! 284 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:17,541 Ah, sorry! 285 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:19,916 It's cold, man! 286 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:26,833 Look at this idiot's lighter! 287 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,083 -Does it still have gas? -I don't know. 288 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,000 -I can't see if it has gas. -Hold on! 289 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:35,916 Check it out, man! 290 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,541 It's out of gas. 291 00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,875 What are you doing? You have your phone on you? 292 00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:48,375 Well, I took it from the guard when I grabbed his gun. 293 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:52,708 And you didn't tell me? Didn't I teach you how to steal? 294 00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:54,750 We split it in half? 295 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,458 Yeah. 296 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,416 Alright, call someone to come get us out of here. 297 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:03,458 -And where do I say we are? -Share location. 298 00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:07,041 Yeah, man, but I have no signal, Love. 299 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,791 Move back a bit, man. 300 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:15,916 Look, a stick that burns! 301 00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:19,333 Come on, man! Come on! 302 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,583 Come on, man! 303 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,708 It feels so good, so good! Turn off that shit! 304 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,333 There's someone else here with us. 305 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,750 Goddammit, who's over there? 306 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:50,041 Look, another torch. Keep your broom on him! 307 00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:04,000 -God, you scared me! -This is what life sentence means. 308 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,041 I think he's got candida. 309 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,083 Cheers! 310 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,708 I'm Luck. He's Tea. He's Love. 311 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:19,875 Where are we? 312 00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:26,916 The Romans have defeated us. 313 00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,125 I am… 314 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:34,583 Ovidius… 315 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,625 The poet. 316 00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,833 -He's Hungarian. -Don't talk to him anymore. 317 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,625 You idiots! He's not Hungarian, he's speaking Latin. 318 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:50,166 -How do you know Latin? -Exactly! 319 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:55,041 My mom… she told me she'd buy me a bike if I got an A in one subject, 320 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:57,291 and I chose Latin because I skipped PE, right? 321 00:24:58,291 --> 00:24:59,958 What kind of bike did she buy you? 322 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,041 She got me one with those big horns, those long ones, 323 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,500 and with that long saddle, like a Harley. 324 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:08,291 -Pegas. -Modern, you idiots. 325 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:11,208 -The one that brakes like this. -Don't make me hit you! 326 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:14,458 Is this what we're talking about? Aren't you curious what the man said? 327 00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:15,875 What did he say? 328 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:19,125 He's a prisoner of… 329 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:22,125 He's been taken prisoner by the Romans, his name is Ovidius, he's a poet. 330 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:23,375 Wait, what Romans? 331 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,708 Love, ask him what year it is. 332 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,416 He's got two farts away from death. Seriously? 333 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:39,375 How did this go in class? 334 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,583 Ubi sumus… 335 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:48,958 Ubi humus hic. 336 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:52,250 What humus, man? Now you're hungry? Ask him what year it is already! 337 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,500 That's what I asked him. 338 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:56,916 Oh, look how sick he is. 339 00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:01,125 This… 340 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:04,250 He totally stinks, man! I swear! 341 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:08,750 This is the territory of Dacia. 342 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:14,333 Wait! 343 00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:16,208 We are in the year… 344 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,041 He won't make it till April. 345 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:28,458 -He's challenging you to Tic-Tac-Toe. -Move over! I know! 346 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,833 -He's cheating you! -I want the Zero here. 347 00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:34,041 Tea! He wants to tell us what year we are in. 348 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:49,333 We are in the year 85. 349 00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:52,458 This is the territory of Dacia. 350 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:57,833 Oh, my mother! 351 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:01,833 Oh, my mother! 352 00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:18,500 Change of plans. 353 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:24,916 The auction starts in half an hour. We sell the diamond, take the money… 354 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:27,625 And tomorrow we go to get them out of prison. 355 00:27:30,541 --> 00:27:32,083 -How come? -Seriously? 356 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:36,166 Yes, girls, I've made up my mind! We can't leave them like this. 357 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,875 I'll arrange for a private plane to Kenya. No one will catch us there. 358 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:43,166 Okay, okay, but how do we get them out? 359 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:47,583 I've got a plan, but we'll talk tomorrow. 360 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,291 Everything in its own time. 361 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:51,875 Ladies… 362 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,000 I want you charming tonight. 363 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:57,416 We smile, flirt, 364 00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:03,458 and use all our feminine charms to get what we need. 365 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,125 All of them? 366 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:09,333 Listen, Curly, we need to come out on top. 367 00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:16,708 In 85. 368 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:19,250 The year 85… 369 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,333 Dear God, help me, Lord! 370 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:27,333 Help us, Lord! How did we end up here? 371 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,041 How did we get here? Because of Tea. 372 00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:33,500 I heard you when you said you wanted to teleport to that Dacia. 373 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:36,333 I meant that Dacia car in front of the prison! 374 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,791 Did you forget how this liquid works, man? 375 00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:44,208 You take it in your mouth, think about where you want to go, 376 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:46,250 and it takes you 22.2 meters away. 377 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,666 Well, yeah! It took us 22.2 meters down underground. 378 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:55,000 Because Dacia is under Bucharest. Did you know? I saw it in Old Town. 379 00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:57,583 Good thing it didn't take us up, we'd be fighting aliens. 380 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,708 Love, it teleported us through time! 381 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:05,500 Give me the phone, Ovidius, you've killed my battery 382 00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:07,291 and I don't even have a charger with me. 383 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,166 Barbarian! 384 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:12,000 And if you had a charger, you'd shove it up your ass! 385 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,000 We're in the year 85! 386 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,166 There's no electricity! 387 00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:20,000 So how do these guys charge their phones? How? 388 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:23,125 -Tea… -Let's teleport back. 389 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:26,333 It's better in our little prison than their slammer. 390 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:31,375 Luck, that's the first smart thing you've said. Well done, man! 391 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:32,291 The bottle. 392 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:43,083 -How much did you drink? -I was thirsty. 393 00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:46,208 -He was thirsty… -He was thirsty, Tea. 394 00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:48,625 We don't have enough liquid to teleport us all back. 395 00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:51,166 Then let's draw straws to see who goes. 396 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,291 -Who's going, man? -Nobody's going, man. 397 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,708 Either all of us, or none of us, or at least… 398 00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,416 -The two of us! -The two of us! 399 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,666 Because only the two of us can go. We've known you for a minute. 400 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:06,416 And we've already figured out that you are very, very stupid. 401 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:08,458 I agree. 402 00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:12,125 Tea, switch places with me. 403 00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:18,708 - Poet! - Speak! 404 00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:29,125 Is there anyone in Dacia who can make magic juice? 405 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:31,416 -Dumb. -Dumb, seems dumb. 406 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,625 This is Latin. 407 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:35,458 Make. 408 00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:39,000 Repeat. 409 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,666 -What did he say? -Repeat. 410 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,291 What did he say? 411 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,125 -He asked me to repeat. -Well, do it. 412 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:49,375 Give me a break, it's been ages. I haven't spoken Latin since 8th grade. 413 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,250 -But you liked riding your bike. -Tea! 414 00:30:56,583 --> 00:31:01,500 Magic liquid of… disappearance? 415 00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:04,916 Evaporation? 416 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:09,083 The only one who can help you 417 00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:14,250 is the healer of the fortress! 418 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:19,750 The only one who supposedly knows magic is the healer of the fortress. 419 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,833 Cheese, stork, badger. 420 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,458 Love, Luck, and I am Tea. 421 00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:29,458 They will take us to the ruler of this fortress, Emperor Nerva! 422 00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:38,875 Why are they pushing us? Take it easy! 423 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:44,541 Listen! 424 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:50,833 How much do you think we'll get for the diamond? 425 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,125 -Two-three million max. -How come? 426 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,375 Without our commission. 427 00:31:57,458 --> 00:32:02,750 What do you mean two-three million, this diamond is worth 20 million. 428 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:06,541 Let me tell you something. 429 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:10,625 If you want 20 million, I suggest you take it nicely to an official auction, 430 00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:13,916 but I'm afraid you'll leave from there or maybe you won't leave 431 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,833 with a mere 20 lei, to tuck into your bra. 432 00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:27,833 Let me tell you something. 433 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:31,250 -What? -Come closer. 434 00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:33,291 -What? -Closer. 435 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,375 -If you talk to me like that again… -Yes? 436 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:42,750 …I'll bite your tongue and spit it out in a fancy glass, got it? 437 00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:50,416 A lot of trouble, no caring at all. 438 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,458 And now that we've reached the end… 439 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,625 Say it nicely: 440 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:58,458 A lovely evening, ladies. 441 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:01,666 A lovely evening, ladies. 442 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:06,583 No. Nicely, from the heart. Look the ladies in the eyes and say: 443 00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:09,291 A lovely evening, ladies. 444 00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,500 A lovely evening, ladies. 445 00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:17,500 -Was that okay? -We'll rehearse again next time, boy. 446 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:25,750 -Watch your nose. -You said that… 447 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:31,291 Damn it! 448 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:33,583 I'll get you later. 449 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:56,541 -Man! -What beautiful sandals you have! 450 00:33:57,250 --> 00:34:00,250 Tea, this is serious, listen to me! We're screwed. It's really bad! 451 00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:18,125 Don't look at his daughter if you don't want to… 452 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,500 die. 453 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,250 I understood what this guy wanted to say. 454 00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:29,750 He tried to say something about feliatus, but I missed the last two words. 455 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:32,875 Tea, you're scaring me, man! Believe me, I'm scared! 456 00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:35,166 Since when do you speak Latin? 457 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:37,166 He said the emperor is coming 458 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:40,791 and if we look at his daughter, because she has some disease or something, 459 00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:43,333 God forgive us, he'll kill us or something. 460 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,958 Attention! The Emperor is coming! 461 00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:48,541 -Love, are they going to kill us? -Wait a second! 462 00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:50,458 What did he say? Will they kill us or what? 463 00:34:50,541 --> 00:34:53,375 There is an option or what? Because I'd choose something. 464 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:56,791 -What? What are you saying, man? -I'd choose something. 465 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,458 I'm not allowed to die. Mom's coming Saturday with a package. 466 00:34:59,541 --> 00:35:02,416 Mom needs me, mom's not feeling well, you understand? 467 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:05,041 I'm not allowed to die! My mom told me this: 468 00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:08,541 Luck, take care of yourself in prison, that's what she said. 469 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:12,125 Don't die and stay healthy, that's what my mom said. 470 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:14,000 Soldiers, stand down! 471 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:17,000 Listen to me, calm down! Please, I don't know you, but absolutely, 472 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:20,041 I mean almost not at all, except for the fact I know you're very stupid, 473 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:23,333 that you rake leaves in prison, but this thing with your mom, believe me, 474 00:35:23,416 --> 00:35:26,708 you've won me over, I mean it's… we'll make your mom better. 475 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,083 Let's figure out a way to get out of here! 476 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:32,541 Let's show some respect or whatever to the emperor, and if we get out, 477 00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:36,125 I promise we'll go to your mom and make her better. I promise. 478 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:38,750 Calm down. 479 00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:50,375 Follow my lead! 480 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:02,083 Dear God, no, stop! Please, stop! 481 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:05,250 You've filled him with respect! He's definitely going to forgive us now. 482 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:08,916 -Ave! -Ave, man! 483 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,291 -Ave! -Ave! 484 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:15,541 Don't yell. 485 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:18,125 -Ave! -Ave! 486 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:50,916 Don't you dare touch me! 487 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:01,583 Love? 488 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:07,791 Love, did he just cut off its head? 489 00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:10,916 Leave me the hell alone! I feel sick. 490 00:37:11,541 --> 00:37:14,291 We're going to die here. 491 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:16,083 Or maybe… 492 00:37:17,541 --> 00:37:18,916 Or maybe… 493 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:21,291 It's love. 494 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,208 Man, she's beautiful! 495 00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:30,958 -Why did you hit me, Tea? -I saved your life. 496 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,000 You saved my ass! 497 00:37:33,666 --> 00:37:36,750 Pray we don't get out of here, because I'll kill you with my bare hands. 498 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:39,083 Leave him alone, Love! He really did save your life. 499 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:42,541 You were staring at… My word, she's beautiful! 500 00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:47,958 Have you all lost your minds? 501 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:51,791 They're going to kill us! Love, I'm calling 911. 502 00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:54,208 Call them! Call 911 and tell them 503 00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:58,458 to send us a horse with sirens, to save us, you idiot. 504 00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:02,291 That guy looks like Dopey. 505 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,791 Man, that guy looks like Dopey. 506 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,666 Man, that's Dopey! Dopey! 507 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,833 -We're saved! -Dopey! 508 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:10,541 -Dopey, it's me, Love! -Dopey! 509 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:14,125 Do you remember the cell with Tea? The three of us with the beds. 510 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:17,625 Dopey, how can you kill us? What the hell, we're friends! 511 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:21,708 We're sorry about that bottle and look, Tea's never seen dinosaurs in his life. 512 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:26,250 We've got Luck here too. He hasn't seen his mom, he loves his mom. 513 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:29,166 Please, Dopey! Tea, do something! 514 00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:31,833 -Andreea picked up. -Andreea who? 515 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:40,458 Hello, I am Andreea. For mobile services, press 1. 516 00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:42,666 -One. -One. One. 517 00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:46,666 For internet services, press 2. 518 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,833 -Two. -Two. Two. 519 00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,416 Who's your boss? 520 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,083 Andreea. 521 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,125 Who? 522 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,333 Andreea. 523 00:38:56,416 --> 00:38:57,375 I am Andreea. 524 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:03,041 Dopey… 525 00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,916 Andreea… 526 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:14,083 Finally, we meet! 527 00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:45,958 Ladies and gentlemen, 528 00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:49,375 the moment we've all been waiting for has arrived. 529 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,875 We can begin the auction. 530 00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:55,333 The first item is this diamond. 531 00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:13,500 Its market value is 20 million. 532 00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:41,625 He always looks at me weird… 533 00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:51,541 A test! 534 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:56,750 Love, is this Russian roulette? 535 00:40:57,666 --> 00:41:00,875 How could they have guns? Are you out of your mind? 536 00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:05,125 With arrows… cherry bows… the cherry pops or doesn't pop. 537 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:08,583 You still haven't gotten over that… since she popped your cherry? 538 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,708 Honestly, I haven't… 539 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,250 Calm down! What's wrong with you? 540 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,250 PLAY GG. 541 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:22,583 Love, this is a card game. I want to play. 542 00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:25,541 Hold on! What card games do you know? 543 00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:29,000 -All the ones ending in -tica. -What -tica? 544 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:31,583 Șeptica, Copcica, War. I'll play. 545 00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:33,541 Shut up! If it's poker, I'm in. 546 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:36,375 You know I destroyed them in prison. I took all their cigarettes. 547 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:38,541 -I need money! -I need money! 548 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,791 -Sit down! -Sit down! 549 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,916 He says we should sit. 550 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:49,375 Let Luck sit between us, so we'll both have luck. 551 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:53,750 Bless you! 552 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,000 Love? 553 00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,166 What time is it? 554 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:05,541 That damned dwarf stole my watch. 555 00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:11,333 Damn you, Nerva! 556 00:42:14,791 --> 00:42:17,791 -Ave! -Ave! 557 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:22,791 -A very merry stroke to you! -May your crown rust! 558 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,333 Poet… 559 00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:31,500 What's with this test? 560 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,916 The Emperor felt insulted, 561 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,000 so he wants revenge, through his game. 562 00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:44,166 Be careful, his skill is legendary! 563 00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:52,250 He hasn't lost a single game. 564 00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:57,125 And if I lose? 565 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,208 -Good God! -What did he say? 566 00:43:03,291 --> 00:43:04,791 I have two pieces of news for you. 567 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,125 One good and one bad. Which one do you want to hear? 568 00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:08,458 -The bad one. -The good one. 569 00:43:09,458 --> 00:43:13,958 First, Nerva invented the poker game we know, and apparently, he's a genius. 570 00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:15,791 He hasn't lost a single game. 571 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,833 -That's the bad one. -That's the good one. 572 00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:20,166 And the other is that… 573 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,916 If I lose this card game, we'll be beheaded. 574 00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:26,583 -That's bad. -That's even worse. 575 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,291 He's been playing poker for maybe a week or two. 576 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:34,000 We've been playing poker for 2000 years! I'll destroy him. 577 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:36,208 -Quiet! -Quiet! 578 00:43:37,791 --> 00:43:39,083 He's upset because he's small. 579 00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:42,916 -Shuffle! -Shuffle! 580 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,875 -Split them evenly, my friend! -Hey, wait! 581 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:56,083 You started cheating? You haven't even started? 582 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:59,125 -Quiet! -Quiet! 583 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:00,583 Let the game begin! 584 00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:10,833 They know what they're doing. 585 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:15,416 Love, left hand, right hand… 586 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,625 May they both be in luck! 587 00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:22,291 -Quiet! -Quiet! 588 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:26,708 Let the game begin! Quiet! 589 00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:19,708 Fold. 590 00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:22,041 You're dead. 591 00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:33,250 Tea, 592 00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:37,625 the jester is looking at my cards with that puppet. 593 00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:39,750 Do something with that puppet next time. 594 00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:55,125 Neva? 595 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:57,583 Neva? 596 00:45:58,458 --> 00:45:59,416 Neva! 597 00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:04,208 Neva! 598 00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,541 Love… 599 00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:23,291 Brothers… 600 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:29,125 We have three of these chips left. We'll never recover from this. 601 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,416 I feel it, I swear I feel it. 602 00:46:35,166 --> 00:46:37,958 We either go for it, or we don't. Are we in? 603 00:46:58,875 --> 00:47:01,083 And how do we pay? We've got nothing left. 604 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:08,166 You've never used that head of yours anyway. 605 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,208 Cards. 606 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,250 Man, he's got two Jacks! 607 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:25,166 Oh my God! A Jack. 608 00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:29,000 A Queen, Lord! I've never asked for anything! 609 00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,958 Give me a Queen. Please, Lord, give me that Queen! 610 00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:35,166 Please, Lord, give me that Queen! Please, Lord, give me that woman! 611 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,458 Give me a woman! 612 00:47:39,041 --> 00:47:41,333 It ended with a royal flush! 613 00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:45,166 -Hocus, pocus, all that. -Damn you! 614 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:48,083 What did I tell you, Tea? The ladies love me. 615 00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:50,583 And Tea's as smooth as can be. 616 00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:01,375 -Come on, man, what are you doing? -We all know you've got no muscles! 617 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,458 Let's celebrate! 618 00:48:03,541 --> 00:48:04,625 Nerva? 619 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:10,083 Are you saying that… we're… free? 620 00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:12,458 We are free! 621 00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:13,416 As the writer says. 622 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,875 Let's celebrate! 623 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,250 Let's celebrate! They say we're free… and that's it. 624 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:20,291 I'm getting drunk tonight! Watch me! 625 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:25,583 -Tea, take some grapes. -Okay. 626 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:31,791 -My brother, how are you doing? -Good! 627 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:34,166 -Ah, Italian! -Good! 628 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:35,416 I thought you speak Latin. 629 00:48:46,041 --> 00:48:50,416 Bubu? 630 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:52,791 Bubu? 631 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:56,208 We can start the bidding at one million. And we have an offer! 632 00:48:56,291 --> 00:48:58,000 One million to the gentleman in black. 633 00:48:58,083 --> 00:49:00,333 Does anyone offer 1,100,000? 634 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:02,583 1,100,000 to the lady here in front. 635 00:49:02,666 --> 00:49:06,583 Going further for 1,200,000? 636 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:11,250 1,200,000 in the back, to the gentleman on the right. 637 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:14,041 Going further for 1,300,000? 638 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,250 1,400,000? 639 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:18,416 1,500,000? 640 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,625 1,600,000? 641 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,833 1,700,000? 642 00:49:21,916 --> 00:49:23,500 1,800,000? 643 00:49:24,791 --> 00:49:28,208 1,900,000 to the collector. 644 00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:31,791 Two million anyone? 645 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,791 It's too little, too little. 646 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,416 1,900,000 going once. 647 00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:41,500 1,900,000 going twice. 648 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:47,708 Two million to the gentleman in white. 649 00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:52,583 -Keep pumping, you stupid animals! -Going further for 2,100,000? 650 00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:54,416 Of course! 651 00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:58,166 The collector. 2,100,000. 652 00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,958 Does anyone offer 2,200,000? 653 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,708 2,200,000… 654 00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,166 2,100,000 going once. 655 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:18,375 2,100,000 going twice. 656 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:19,666 Three million. 657 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:26,208 -Tina, what are you doing? -Three million once, twice. No one else? 658 00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:29,125 Sold to the young lady in the first row. 659 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,666 Bravo, girls! 660 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:48,833 Sold! 661 00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:51,416 What have you done? 662 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:56,041 You've ruined us, that's what. 663 00:50:56,875 --> 00:50:59,208 Not yet. I've got a feeling. 664 00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:12,083 Man, now this is something! Look, Tea! 665 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:22,333 Thus passes the glory of the world. 666 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:25,000 Love, I think we're about to eat. 667 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,625 From the smell of it, we're eating! 668 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,541 -I'm so hungry. -Come on, let's go. 669 00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:30,458 Hold on a second! 670 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,625 You guys have pants, and I got a skirt? 671 00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,625 No, I got a little skirt too. Look here! 672 00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:44,375 Oh, man! 673 00:51:48,458 --> 00:51:51,125 Love, look at all this food! Look at how it looks! Just look! 674 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:56,708 They've got cracklings, thighs, these meatballs, this chicken breast, 675 00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:58,166 and pork thighs, listen! 676 00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,208 -We're eating like kings tonight! -Yes! 677 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,166 Cristim! 678 00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:04,791 Cristim! 679 00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:08,541 Royal food! 680 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,416 Love, what's he saying? 681 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:14,750 He said it's imperial food. Cristim. 682 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,541 -Big guy? -Enjoy! 683 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:20,833 Big guy, are we getting wine too? 684 00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:22,375 -Wine? -Yes! 685 00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:26,833 We've got plenty of wine! 686 00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:28,666 Big guy, there's not much wine here. 687 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,291 -Nothing without wine. -It's running dry. 688 00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:34,208 This guy is talking to himself. I think he already drank something. 689 00:52:34,291 --> 00:52:37,750 He said there is wine. There's wine! But it's something… I don't know… 690 00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:38,833 It's wine… 691 00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:41,250 Are we eating or not? Is someone supposed to allow us? 692 00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:43,416 -Love, but let's eat. -Do we ask for permission? 693 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,291 In wine, there is truth! 694 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:51,833 Marcus Cocceius Nerva Caesar Augustus… and Zia! 695 00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:55,291 You hear that? The emperor is coming, with that hottie, Zia. 696 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,708 Love, show some respect! 697 00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:03,000 That beautiful… virginal girl… Zia. 698 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:09,583 -Man, he looks just like Dopey, I swear! -He really looks like Dopey, man! 699 00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:10,500 Are you crazy? 700 00:53:11,083 --> 00:53:14,458 -He even has his mannerisms. -No, he doesn't, no mannerisms. 701 00:53:15,041 --> 00:53:17,458 But how did he catch someone like her… How did he do it? 702 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:19,250 Maybe she takes after her mother. 703 00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:21,250 Man, what a babe! 704 00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:30,458 -It's him, man! It's Dopey! -It's not Dopey. 705 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:33,625 And if it's Dopey, can't you see he's showing off? Leave him alone! 706 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:36,750 Why don't you speak to me? We're buddies, we did time together. 707 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,125 -We both… -Quiet! 708 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,500 What did I tell you? 709 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,500 Neva! 710 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:55,041 In case it's not clear, this is the leader of the Romans, Nerva. 711 00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,541 Not Dopey… 712 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:01,541 What's he saying? 713 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:04,750 He said it's not Dopey. 714 00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:08,250 It's Nerva, the emperor who conquered this city. 715 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,625 Must be some great-great-grandfather of his. 716 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,833 You'll end up in trouble, my friend. 717 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,666 You'll land in prison. 718 00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:18,291 You'll be in cell four, bed three. 719 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,708 -The wine's here. -Wine. 720 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:24,125 -Let's eat! -Let's eat! 721 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:29,875 -I don't like this jester at all! -Are we eating or what? 722 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:34,875 Look at the budget these guys have, wow! 723 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,666 This little pig looks so good. 724 00:54:39,958 --> 00:54:42,500 Did you see that? I think they're bringing it to me. 725 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,625 Thank you! 726 00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:54,416 Who was a naughty little piggy? 727 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,125 - A truly royal pig! - He signaled that it's all mine. 728 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,916 Love, but where's the fork? Where's the knife? 729 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,250 I'm not eating like this. What am I, a barbarian? 730 00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:14,916 I'll… I'll eat and give you some food from my mouth like pigeons. 731 00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:19,041 Do you think it's spicy? You know I've got those hemorrhoids. 732 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:22,125 Don't ruin my appetite, please. Be a man for once! 733 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,250 And leave me alone a bit, I'm trying to focus. 734 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,291 Let the feast begin! 735 00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:40,250 Let's eat! 736 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,041 Look at the princess. 737 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:44,750 Once a princess, always a princess. 738 00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:47,291 I grabbed two of these, man. 739 00:55:47,375 --> 00:55:49,458 You said you had some cracklings over there. 740 00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:52,041 I'll want some of that chicken breast from over there too. 741 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:53,333 You had some cracklings… 742 00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:56,541 We don't have pork… Luck, break us off some pork! 743 00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:58,875 -Yes, take this. -We'll give you chicken. 744 00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:02,250 Take this and trade me for some turkey. 745 00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:07,125 No. Take this! And give me some pork, what's that? 746 00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:09,541 -Got it, we're good! -Now, take some neck meat. 747 00:56:13,166 --> 00:56:16,458 -This guy has quite an appetite. -He's hungry! 748 00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:23,666 Love, let's pour a little for Snow's soul. 749 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:27,708 Don't spill that good wine, are you crazy? Look at us, drinking… 750 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:31,000 Casa Timiș. Better pour some to Ovidiu. Ovidiu? 751 00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:35,458 Say gramercy! 752 00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:38,666 Gramercy! 753 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:41,875 -Zăpadem! -Zăpadem? 754 00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:43,625 Yes, Snow, Snow. 755 00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:49,041 This Dopey guy is acting weird. Maybe his jet's clogged. 756 00:56:57,541 --> 00:56:59,625 I'm starting to like him. 757 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:14,625 -Andreea! -Andreea. 758 00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:18,000 You'd hit it? You drank something and now you'd hit it. 759 00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:20,083 -Andreea! -Andreea. 760 00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,583 -The phone, man! -Andreea! 761 00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:23,833 I'm not giving it to them! 762 00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:25,625 Turn on the camera. Let's have a laugh. 763 00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:29,958 -Andreea! -Hold on, I'll get Andreea now. 764 00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:33,041 Low budget dwarf. Turn in on. 765 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:36,166 Ugly! Turn on the camera, man! 766 00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:42,541 Let's get in for a picture with them. We'll break Instagram, I swear! 767 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:46,458 Nerva! Let's take a picture! 768 00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:48,166 Let's take a picture with the monkey. 769 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:51,166 Look here! 770 00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:56,541 Don't waste money on cheap scams, take your picture with the Romans! 771 00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:11,125 Is the minibar covered? 772 00:58:11,875 --> 00:58:13,333 I don't know. Why are you asking? 773 00:58:13,875 --> 00:58:16,250 Because I don't think we can afford to pay for the drinks. 774 00:58:17,083 --> 00:58:18,833 What have you done to us, Tina? 775 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:24,583 I tried to inflate the price, I thought that bear would offer more. 776 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:33,041 Congratulations! 777 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:39,583 It was genius. I swear, I loved it. 778 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:42,541 And yes, the outcome suits us. 779 00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:46,708 The diamond is yours. Now you have to pay. 780 00:58:46,791 --> 00:58:48,791 Wasn't it already ours? 781 00:58:49,375 --> 00:58:52,250 Yes. But you still have to pay. 782 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:53,750 And if we don't have the money? 783 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:57,541 You'll still have to pay. 784 00:58:58,791 --> 00:59:00,250 How, if we don't have any money? 785 00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:03,625 Well, I have an alternative… 786 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,541 A bath… 787 00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:08,333 With a stone tied around your neck… 788 00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:11,541 in that pool you were swimming in. 789 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:13,625 Are you threatening us now or what? 790 00:59:13,708 --> 00:59:17,208 No. Just informing you. 791 00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:25,583 And who exactly do we owe three million to if it was ours to begin with? 792 00:59:29,916 --> 00:59:31,791 Our commission is ten percent. 793 00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:33,750 You pay it, take the diamond, 794 00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:36,416 do what you want with it, we'll see you at the next auction. 795 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,833 -Yes? -Okay, got it. 796 00:59:38,916 --> 00:59:41,083 Let us think about how we'll get you the money. 797 00:59:41,166 --> 00:59:43,916 It's okay. You have until tomorrow morning. 798 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,666 Have a wonderful evening, ladies. 799 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:49,750 Better? 800 00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:50,666 Get out! 801 00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:56,666 We have to pay. 802 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:59,583 -And how are we going to pay? -I have an idea. 803 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:04,958 -Excuse me. -No trouble. 804 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:07,333 Do you happen to know where the collector's room is? 805 01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:11,166 Oh great, since he ordered you, you can take this to him. 806 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,000 Two rooms ahead, on the left. 807 01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:19,833 Speak. 808 01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:22,250 I've come to negotiate. 809 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,625 I ought to shoot you. 810 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,916 What happened tonight was a mistake. 811 01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:38,500 Yes. 812 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:40,125 A big one. 813 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,625 I have something that might interest you. 814 01:01:56,166 --> 01:02:00,541 I think this could be the start of a fruitful friendship. 815 01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:11,083 You've got my attention. 816 01:02:17,416 --> 01:02:20,666 Two million and the stone is yours. 817 01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:46,958 Not even a million, and I won't kill you. 818 01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:04,916 Do you know why they call me the Collector? 819 01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:13,750 Because I know exactly… 820 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,750 what a need is 821 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,250 and what a desire is. 822 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:25,583 You can never feel complete 823 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,000 if you do it out of need. 824 01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:31,875 And I realize 825 01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:34,958 your need is greater… 826 01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:38,541 than my desire for… 827 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:42,125 what you have to offer… 828 01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:50,916 1,800,000. Final offer. 829 01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:54,791 Get out, you filthy mutt! 830 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:05,083 No, please don't. No. Please, don't. 831 01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:07,833 You have money. 832 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,333 You have power. 833 01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:13,916 You have everything you could ever want. 834 01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:16,833 You could say your collection is complete. 835 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:19,958 Me? 836 01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:25,333 I have nothing. 837 01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:29,166 I only have a small baby that I need to take care of. 838 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,000 I used to be a small baby also. 839 01:04:32,125 --> 01:04:36,041 I need the money to get him back from his Arab father. 840 01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:41,250 I hate how arrogant these Arabs are. 841 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:44,791 When they claim that cabbage rolls are their invention. 842 01:04:44,875 --> 01:04:48,791 And fast, because I heard they cut off their weeny at the age of six 843 01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:50,250 in the name of Allah. 844 01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,708 No, stop! Stop. 845 01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:00,916 Here! 846 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:10,875 Keep it. 847 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:13,833 But be careful, it's a limited edition, don't cut the tag. 848 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:18,875 I miss him so much, my heart dries up with longing for him. 849 01:05:25,916 --> 01:05:27,416 When I was a child, 850 01:05:30,916 --> 01:05:31,875 my father… 851 01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:33,958 Yes? 852 01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:47,541 He took me from my mother. 853 01:05:51,166 --> 01:05:52,000 Oh, my! 854 01:05:53,791 --> 01:05:55,250 I'm so sorry. 855 01:05:58,666 --> 01:06:01,041 You're a real mother! 856 01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:03,958 Please, no! 857 01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:06,125 You're a real mother. 858 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:07,625 No! 859 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,583 Forgive me. 860 01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:10,916 Forgive me, please. 861 01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:12,958 How much does the Arab want? 862 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:26,791 - Tea, wine! - Wine. 863 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:28,416 -Life! -Life! 864 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:33,250 -This one from Timiș is good! -Good, good, it's really good. 865 01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:44,750 Tea, I'm going over to Zia. Wish me luck! 866 01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:45,666 Good luck! 867 01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:00,208 So… 868 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:05,250 Do you come here often, to look at… 869 01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:07,083 the candles? 870 01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:11,250 You're sweet. 871 01:07:13,666 --> 01:07:15,125 I've got a good one too, wait. 872 01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:20,791 You're like a beautiful pain. 873 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,250 Pain. Ouch! 874 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:25,291 Nerva. 875 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:33,166 Nerva! 876 01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:36,375 -Let's go to bed! -Love! 877 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:38,416 What did he say? 878 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:43,291 My princess! 879 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:57,291 Hey, ancient CIA, listen to me a bit. 880 01:07:57,375 --> 01:08:00,541 If you scare me one more time with that crappy puppet of yours, 881 01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:02,375 I swear I'll hide it, 882 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:06,000 I'm sorry I got so aggressive, but you leave me no choice. 883 01:08:12,375 --> 01:08:16,291 Look at her, my love leaving, I could eat her up. 884 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:20,125 That's how love goes. 885 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:24,833 Young beauties… after old men with money. 886 01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:27,208 -He's her father! -Worse! 887 01:08:28,166 --> 01:08:29,750 You're sick, Tea, I swear! 888 01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:30,666 Anyway… 889 01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:33,750 Fuckis, not fuckis 890 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:40,250 Dickus timeus ireparabilem passus. 891 01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:44,791 I'm this close to spitting on you. 892 01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:48,708 I hate that guy! 893 01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:51,291 Hey, listen to what Ovidiu is saying. 894 01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:53,583 -What? -He says Zia likes poetry. 895 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:55,375 I think I've got a shot with this girl. 896 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:59,208 Love, please, forget the poetry! 897 01:08:59,291 --> 01:09:02,833 I need to get home to mom. I can't afford to die here. 898 01:09:02,916 --> 01:09:05,833 Luck, I'm so glad you're staying positive. 899 01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:07,041 Hey, no one's dying here! 900 01:09:07,916 --> 01:09:11,541 Everyone lives, or my name is not Love! 901 01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:15,166 All for one and one for all. 902 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,458 -Canatu. -Danatu. 903 01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:19,750 Danatu recites poetry? 904 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:24,291 -I love you, Tea! -And I love you, Love! 905 01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:25,875 Poet! 906 01:09:29,708 --> 01:09:32,083 What poem should I tell her? 907 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,166 Listen… 908 01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:42,250 He still feels her heart beating 909 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:45,958 under her new garment. 910 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:48,958 It's too much! 911 01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:52,041 -It's too much! -Too much? 912 01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:53,000 Manelam. 913 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:58,791 -Your eyes… -Your eyes… 914 01:09:58,875 --> 01:10:01,500 -Remind me… -Remind me… 915 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,166 How much we loved each other. 916 01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:08,708 Your eyes remind me How much we loved each other. 917 01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:12,000 Hey, Ovidiu, you're the best! 918 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,916 I'm going to destroy her with these verses, I swear! 919 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:15,916 How beautiful! 920 01:10:16,958 --> 01:10:19,125 -I'm the king! -I'm the king! 921 01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:23,125 I beat you! I'm the king! 922 01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:25,583 And I'm the jester. 923 01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:30,875 -Love, my butt's burning. -Quiet! 924 01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:32,125 No, my butt's burning. 925 01:10:32,916 --> 01:10:34,125 It must be the hemorrhoids. 926 01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:35,416 No, man, those just hurt. 927 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,041 My butt is burning. 928 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:41,041 Feel this! 929 01:10:42,416 --> 01:10:46,125 Man, did you know these Romans invented underfloor heating? 930 01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:52,000 Hoffman. 931 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,250 -It's OK! -It's OK! 932 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:58,791 Let's get out of here before that porn dwarf comes and catches us. 933 01:10:58,875 --> 01:10:59,875 Zia! 934 01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:03,375 Zia! Take off your clothes! 935 01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:09,833 This one time, the class teacher asked me to tell the lesson. Always. 936 01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:11,916 -Always! -Tea! 937 01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:15,666 Hold this and take care of it, because if you lose it, I'll beat you up. 938 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:17,208 -I'm off. -Where are you going? 939 01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:20,416 -I'm going with Zia for a quick job. -Are you starting construction work? 940 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:23,625 Yeah, I'm going to brick this one up. 941 01:11:23,708 --> 01:11:27,541 -Put her in the wall. -Man, she looks just like Nerva's Zia. 942 01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:31,333 Luck, I'm begging you, take care of this guy and teach him how to breathe. 943 01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:34,375 If I come back and find him dead, you'll have problems with me, got it? 944 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,583 -I'm out of here! -No! You're not allowed to leave! 945 01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:38,125 We need to get home. 946 01:11:38,875 --> 01:11:39,708 You idiots! 947 01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:42,083 If you ruin my deal, I'll kill you. 948 01:11:43,208 --> 01:11:44,041 I'm coming too. 949 01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:47,333 -Where are you going? -With you! 950 01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:50,500 -Where? With me where? -To guard you. 951 01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:53,166 -From what? From this little one? -No! 952 01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:54,875 From what could happen in this castle. 953 01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:56,416 Tea, listen to me carefully! 954 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,750 If you scare off my prey and I lose this little one, 955 01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,250 you're going to take her place. 956 01:12:00,333 --> 01:12:02,625 -And me? -You what? 957 01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:04,458 -Can I come too? -Where, man? 958 01:12:04,541 --> 01:12:06,125 -Am I not coming? -Hey! 959 01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:11,333 Luck, you stay here, and if someone comes asking about us, 960 01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:14,125 tell them we're in the bathroom. 961 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:16,125 -Love? -What do you want, man? 962 01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:17,791 -I have an idea! -Speak! 963 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,458 It's better if I stay here. 964 01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:22,041 If someone comes, I'll say you guys went to the bathroom. 965 01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:24,416 Great idea! Bravo! Very good! 966 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,583 I'll keep Vivică here too. 967 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:33,833 My bodyguard. 968 01:12:35,541 --> 01:12:38,041 So far, we've drunk… 969 01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:40,416 with enthusiasm. 970 01:12:41,041 --> 01:12:42,666 A healthy mind… 971 01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:48,125 I'd like to be healthy, but if you can't do this, I'm okay like this. 972 01:12:51,041 --> 01:12:52,416 - Get out of here. - Love? 973 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:53,541 -Go, man! -Love! 974 01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:56,958 Love is what I want to do with this girl. If only you'd let me, Tea, please! 975 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,625 -I want to watch. -Shush. 976 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,916 -Who are you shushing? -What are you doing? 977 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,291 You're scaring off my prey. Are you stupid? Sorry! 978 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:05,375 Hey, Love, I want to tell you something. 979 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:10,458 Hey, Love, I want to tell you something. Listen to me for a bit. 980 01:13:10,541 --> 01:13:14,666 -Speak, but quickly and quietly. -Hey, Love, I found a spot here… 981 01:13:16,416 --> 01:13:19,750 -… where I feel most appreciated. -Perfect, stay here. 982 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:21,333 I'll go with Zia. 983 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:24,500 -And I'll come back and show you. -But you know what? 984 01:13:24,583 --> 01:13:28,208 I feel bad for Luck, man. He misses his mom. 985 01:13:28,291 --> 01:13:29,875 It's his mother, Tea! 986 01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:32,291 Exactly! He misses his mother, man! 987 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:34,041 And if I leave… 988 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,625 who's waiting for me at home, man? 989 01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:40,250 Nobody! 990 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:46,375 You've got… Mina. 991 01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:50,583 Mina. 992 01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:56,333 Yeah, but she's Beyoncé, and I'm Dr. Dre. Love! 993 01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,666 Who am I, Love? 994 01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:04,458 Who am I? I'm a prisoner. Born in prison. 995 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:07,083 What am I? A gypsy born in prison. 996 01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:11,625 You're not a gypsy, you're my brother. You're my life, Tea. 997 01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:15,000 -And you're my brother. -You're my gypsy brother. 998 01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:16,500 -You're a gypsy… -Listen… 999 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:17,833 We're screwed! 1000 01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:18,750 Soldier! 1001 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:23,166 I'm fine. 1002 01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:25,666 I'm fine! 1003 01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:28,791 You can go! 1004 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,083 Men… 1005 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,500 -Come. -Is he gone? 1006 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,041 What were you saying? 1007 01:14:46,125 --> 01:14:48,958 That you'd protect me! I'm coming with you, Love! 1008 01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:50,875 If anyone comes, bang, bang. 1009 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:54,666 I wanted to do a push-up to warm up before I give him a punch. 1010 01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:56,916 Listen, hit this wall and when I get back from Zia, 1011 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,166 we'll talk more, alright? 1012 01:14:58,250 --> 01:15:00,416 -Please! -I'm coming with you. 1013 01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:02,958 Man, you're seriously stupid! 1014 01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:06,208 This girl told you there's a door you need to enter, it's super nice there. 1015 01:15:06,291 --> 01:15:08,041 Go to that door! 1016 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:13,666 Tea, I'm begging you, leave me alone! 1017 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:19,416 Hey, Love, you're always changing! We were like brothers, man! 1018 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,375 Man, we are like brothers! We used to share everything! 1019 01:15:22,458 --> 01:15:27,375 -We even shared salami, man! -You idiot! Salami! Not princesses! 1020 01:15:27,458 --> 01:15:30,166 Are you retarded? Please, I'm begging you! 1021 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,500 Good luck! 1022 01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:36,458 Love, but you'll tell me how it went. 1023 01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:37,583 Of course, I'll will. 1024 01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:15,416 Zia. 1025 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:25,041 Nerva. 1026 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:01,541 Hello! 1027 01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:05,500 Who's here? 1028 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,458 Turn around. 1029 01:18:07,541 --> 01:18:11,666 Come here! 1030 01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:25,166 It feels so good! 1031 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:27,333 So good. 1032 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:29,333 You smell so nice… 1033 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:32,625 Oh God… 1034 01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,583 If I had known Heaven looked like this… 1035 01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:39,750 I'd have died a long time ago. 1036 01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,083 I'd have died. 1037 01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:51,875 Can I listen to your heart? 1038 01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:54,041 Please. 1039 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:20,291 How far are you taking me? 1040 01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:24,208 Oh, man! 1041 01:19:42,291 --> 01:19:43,291 You're… 1042 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,333 How was it? I took Latin for nothing! 1043 01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:53,666 You are pure! 1044 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,166 You are pure! 1045 01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:58,166 Pure. 1046 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,708 Can I… take your clothes off? 1047 01:20:32,333 --> 01:20:34,041 Thank you, mother! 1048 01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:36,625 My Latin. 1049 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:49,333 They tied it so it won't fall off. 1050 01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:08,083 I've got another one. 1051 01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:11,083 Just a moment… You are pure! 1052 01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:20,083 Oh, you know how to… You know how to take it off? 1053 01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:23,083 You know how to take it off? 1054 01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,333 I can't. 1055 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,041 You're too beautiful. 1056 01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:59,833 You're a princess, I can't disrespect you, I can't. 1057 01:22:03,916 --> 01:22:06,833 I've disrespected all girls from my country, you know? 1058 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,791 But with you, I can't, I simply can't. 1059 01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:14,375 You don't know my story. My story is… 1060 01:22:16,666 --> 01:22:18,083 I'm a knight. 1061 01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:22,583 I have several princesses I take care of. 1062 01:22:22,666 --> 01:22:25,916 I love them, I protect them, 1063 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,958 I defend them from other knights who want to come 1064 01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:31,333 and love them without paying. 1065 01:22:31,416 --> 01:22:32,958 Those degenerates! 1066 01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:36,958 And now, when I saw you and… 1067 01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:40,500 I saw you and… 1068 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:42,375 I kissed you… 1069 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:46,416 The first thought I had in my head was… 1070 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,000 How to send you to Germany. 1071 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:54,666 That means I've fallen in love, you know? 1072 01:22:56,583 --> 01:22:59,291 What would you understand? You don't know my language. 1073 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,000 I'm a bastard. 1074 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:09,416 A bastard. 1075 01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:17,416 And you, a virgin! 1076 01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:20,333 I'm not a virgin. 1077 01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,000 I'm not a virgin. 1078 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:32,000 Wait, that changes everything! 1079 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:36,666 Let me change your view of men. 1080 01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:53,166 You surprise me! 1081 01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:55,750 Can you do that too? 1082 01:24:07,958 --> 01:24:09,916 And that's why my brother doesn't talk to me. 1083 01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:12,916 He left with… 1084 01:24:13,791 --> 01:24:16,791 With my wife, can you believe it? 1085 01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:22,916 It's going to be okay. It is. 1086 01:24:27,291 --> 01:24:31,291 And that's why my psychologist told me I collect things. 1087 01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:37,750 And that's why I'm constipated, because I hold onto everything. 1088 01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:40,208 Not to lose anything. 1089 01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,583 Three million. 1090 01:25:35,666 --> 01:25:38,458 From my personal collection. 1091 01:25:39,291 --> 01:25:41,125 They're serialized. 1092 01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:43,208 Go directly to get your child. 1093 01:25:44,125 --> 01:25:46,083 Sure! 1094 01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:47,458 Thank you. 1095 01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:51,541 Thank you from the bottom of my heart, thank you. 1096 01:25:52,083 --> 01:25:56,916 May God bless you and give you only healthy and beautiful children. 1097 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,750 Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1098 01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:24,208 You disgust me, you've been crying in my lap for three hours. 1099 01:26:26,416 --> 01:26:28,083 Good job, Tina! 1100 01:26:28,166 --> 01:26:30,416 The money and the diamond. That's how it's done. 1101 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,750 Did I disturb you? 1102 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:36,833 Did you forget something? 1103 01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:38,875 Excuse me! 1104 01:26:40,958 --> 01:26:41,791 The stone. 1105 01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:46,250 I forgot to tell you about the stone, 1106 01:26:46,333 --> 01:26:48,458 it's been causing me pain since I was four. 1107 01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:51,083 We were poor and didn't have money to go to the doctor to… 1108 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:52,000 The diamond. 1109 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,833 Ah, yes. 1110 01:27:05,416 --> 01:27:07,333 He didn't forget! He can eat my ass! 1111 01:27:07,416 --> 01:27:10,458 Because you can't have both of them, right? 1112 01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:15,041 Did you say something? 1113 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:21,166 Good health! Health and luck and everything good. 1114 01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:22,666 God willing! 1115 01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:53,583 I've fallen in love with you! 1116 01:27:53,666 --> 01:27:55,750 How could you not? 1117 01:27:57,916 --> 01:27:59,791 Who is it? Your father! 1118 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:02,833 Father! 1119 01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:06,916 What are you doing here? 1120 01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:09,500 Where is he? 1121 01:28:10,666 --> 01:28:12,083 Where is who? 1122 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:14,875 Don't play dumb! 1123 01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:17,541 You know very well who! 1124 01:28:22,583 --> 01:28:24,333 The bastard! 1125 01:28:24,416 --> 01:28:25,666 There's no one here. 1126 01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:27,541 There's no one here! 1127 01:28:28,916 --> 01:28:30,000 There's no one here! 1128 01:28:30,875 --> 01:28:31,708 Leave! 1129 01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:34,166 Leave! 1130 01:28:35,625 --> 01:28:37,125 I'm tired! 1131 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:47,291 Has he left? 1132 01:28:49,250 --> 01:28:52,666 I swear I don't understand why I'm afraid of that little dwarf, your father. 1133 01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:53,791 He's only this tall! 1134 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:58,791 If the guards catch me, I'm done for! Listen, I'd rather go to prison. 1135 01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:00,833 I'm better off there. Peaceful, you know? 1136 01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:03,083 I want to leave! 1137 01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:05,583 Oh, my! 1138 01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:07,833 -Zia! -Leave! 1139 01:29:07,916 --> 01:29:10,375 It's not "I want to leave!" "I want us to leave!"! 1140 01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:11,291 Leave! 1141 01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:15,541 My love, come here! 1142 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:17,958 Come here! 1143 01:29:18,041 --> 01:29:22,000 But what got you so worked up, my love? You're so strong. What do you eat? 1144 01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:26,958 Why are you mad at me, huh? 1145 01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:30,166 My love! 1146 01:29:31,083 --> 01:29:32,125 My love! 1147 01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:38,250 I'll make peace with you. My love! 1148 01:29:41,208 --> 01:29:42,541 Your eyes 1149 01:29:42,625 --> 01:29:45,666 remind me how much we loved each other. 1150 01:29:47,041 --> 01:29:47,875 And how… 1151 01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:50,500 Like kids we held each other 1152 01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:54,208 I remember when you told me 1153 01:29:54,958 --> 01:29:56,208 That you love me 1154 01:29:57,250 --> 01:29:58,583 And I don't understand 1155 01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:01,000 Why you're leaving me. 1156 01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:02,916 I live… 1157 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:10,000 I live defiant, I live… what was it? 1158 01:30:10,083 --> 01:30:13,625 I live defiant or compliant, it's all the same to you anyway… 1159 01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:15,083 It doesn't even matter, my love. 1160 01:30:15,791 --> 01:30:17,375 It doesn't matter, my love. 1161 01:30:18,625 --> 01:30:19,833 I love you. 1162 01:30:26,625 --> 01:30:28,333 All women fall for poetry. 1163 01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:36,083 Father! 1164 01:30:36,166 --> 01:30:39,791 You picked the worst time to come in! Crazy dwarf! 1165 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,458 Nerva, know this, I have the best intentions with your daughter. 1166 01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:48,916 Some of them I even acted upon just now. 1167 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,583 Know this, she's very beautiful, 1168 01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,333 You're beautiful and I don't understand 1169 01:30:52,416 --> 01:30:55,208 how from this miserable body of yours came such a gorgeous girl. 1170 01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:59,208 She wanted it. She pulled me. At first, she wanted it. 1171 01:30:59,291 --> 01:31:03,250 Then it all went smoothly, you know? Kisses, take care of yourself! 1172 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:05,166 -Bastard! -Bastard! 1173 01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:08,000 Wait, guys! 1174 01:31:09,708 --> 01:31:11,875 Zia, I'll remember you for the rest of my life, 1175 01:31:11,958 --> 01:31:13,833 which isn't much longer. 1176 01:31:13,916 --> 01:31:14,791 Bastard! 1177 01:31:15,458 --> 01:31:16,458 Bastard! 1178 01:31:28,291 --> 01:31:31,166 If you give me something to drink, I'll help you cut your hair. 1179 01:31:36,291 --> 01:31:39,250 Get the hell out of here! You made our teleportation liquid! 1180 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:41,375 Of telebordation. 1181 01:31:42,958 --> 01:31:45,291 -Nerva, goodbye! -Nerva, goodbye! 1182 01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:50,500 THE CHAOS 1183 01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,291 The commission. 1184 01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:54,416 IS NOT OVER 1185 01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:56,458 We have to go before they come. Now! 1186 01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:59,041 -The diamond? -I give him the fake one. 1187 01:32:02,291 --> 01:32:04,500 Don't speak, don't move! 1188 01:32:04,583 --> 01:32:06,708 We've teleported back to the dinosaur era. 1189 01:32:06,791 --> 01:32:07,833 THE PRESENT 1190 01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:10,666 BRINGS 1191 01:32:10,750 --> 01:32:12,625 Why did you follow me? 1192 01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:13,875 ONLY TROUBLE 1193 01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:16,000 Wait! We have to leave with the right foot. 1194 01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:18,333 Tores. 1195 01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:19,916 Soldiers! 1196 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:26,500 -Mommy, it's me! -I thought you died. 1197 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:28,250 I was lucky, I didn't die. 1198 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:29,541 I wasn't. 1199 01:32:29,625 --> 01:32:35,500 Where could you find a diamond worth 20 million? 1200 01:32:35,583 --> 01:32:36,791 At a jeweler. 1201 01:32:37,708 --> 01:32:39,625 You're funny! 1202 01:32:41,291 --> 01:32:42,250 Right. 1203 01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:50,333 No. 1204 01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:54,500 I wonder where the bag of money is. 1205 01:32:56,166 --> 01:32:57,833 Here you go. 1206 01:32:58,833 --> 01:33:00,041 What the hell are you doing? 1207 01:33:01,125 --> 01:33:05,708 I'll leave you in good hands, but first, I'm going to eat some pizza. 1208 01:33:05,791 --> 01:33:07,000 Enjoy! 1209 01:33:13,458 --> 01:33:16,041 -Which way should we go? -Where the arrow points! 1210 01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:18,208 How's your mother doing? Is she okay? 1211 01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:20,375 God forbid, to do something in your life. 1212 01:33:20,458 --> 01:33:23,000 I like that you're staying positive. You know what I mean? 1213 01:33:25,541 --> 01:33:26,541 Freedom! 1214 01:33:27,250 --> 01:33:30,541 How tall are you? Can we measure each other? Sorry! 1215 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:34,333 Water. 1216 01:33:36,416 --> 01:33:37,250 DON'T MISS 1217 01:33:37,333 --> 01:33:38,708 You're all very funny! 1218 01:33:38,791 --> 01:33:39,875 THE END 1219 01:33:39,958 --> 01:33:41,041 The money and the diamond. 1220 01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:42,000 OF THE ADVENTURE 1221 01:33:42,083 --> 01:33:43,416 This won't bring your wife back. 1222 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:44,625 Man, did you shoot me? 1223 01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:53,708 -Ouch! -This guy's mocking me, I swear! 1224 01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:05,500 You all shit yourselves, didn't you? 84615