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At this very moment,
in the town of Couer d'Couers...
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...a girl named Chuck
was attending her father's funeral.
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The only parent she had ever known
was accidentally, inadvertently killed...
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...by the boy she loved...
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...who was, at this very moment...
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...attending his own mother's funeral,
who had actually died twice.
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It was a blood vessel
bursting in her brain...
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...that caused
Ned's mother's first death.
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However, young Ned had
a secret gift:
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He could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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Must've slipped. Clumsy.
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Did the timer go off?
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It was a gift with
two simple caveats:
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Keep a dead thing alive
for more than a minute...
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...and something else
would die in its place.
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And touch a dead thing twice,
it dies again, this time, forever.
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Young Ned felt responsible
not only for his mother's death...
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...but the death of Chuck's father.
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His feelings of guilt were amplified,
because he too was in love.
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The next time young Ned
would see the girl named Chuck...
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...she would be dead.
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Unlike Chuck,
young Ned still had a father.
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- After a brief mourning period...
- I'll be back.
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...he would deposit Ned
at the Longborough School for Boys.
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After her own father's death...
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...Chuck was fostered
by Aunts Lily and Vivian...
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...a renowned synchronized-swimming
duo and sister neurotics...
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...who helped her build a new home,
bee by bee.
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It was Aunt Lily who found the ad
on the pages of the Thrifty Nickel...
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...in a fleeting wisp of something
resembling maternal instinct.
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Just wanted you to stop staring
at that spot where your father died.
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Young Chuck rebuilt her home
by building a new home...
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...for a homeless queen and her hive.
The bees thrived. So did Chuck.
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And while Chuck thrived...
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...Ned waited for his father
to bring him home...
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...and waited...
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...and waited.
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Just as Chuck remembered
how home felt...
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...Ned tried not to forget
what home was.
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He held on to it
the only way he could...
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...and became...
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...the Pie-Maker.
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And the girl named Chuck
became dead.
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She was 28 years,
24 weeks, 3 days, 11 hours...
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...and 51 minutes old
when murdered on a Tahitian getaway.
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- But one touch from the Pie-Maker...
I think somebody's truck's on fire.
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Oh, jeez.
... she was alive once more.
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Sorry I'm late.
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The Pie-Maker
could never touch her again.
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Chuck's survival now depended
on a delicate dance...
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...a ballet of avoidance.
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Going.
- Stopping.
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- Crossing.
- Waiting.
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The Pie-Maker took precautions
to ensure Chuck felt safe at home.
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Slippers were worn,
adorned with bells.
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- Going.
- Stopping. Following.
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Digby kept his eyes open
to the hazards of touch...
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...a canine proximity alert...
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...who could not only play dead...
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...but could do so from experience.
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Neither the Pie-Maker
nor Chuck could move...
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...without the other one knowing...
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...and to the Pie-Maker,
it felt like home.
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So Chuck and the Pie-Maker
built a home together, bee by bee.
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Tragically, rogue pesticides
killed those bees, but only briefly.
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This will go better
if you wear less clothes.
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You've already got me shucked
like an ear of corn.
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Well, I'm shucked too,
way down to my silky intimates...
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...just to put on a beekeeper suit.
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Remind me why
you're shucked and silky.
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I thought it was only fair.
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You stopped being fair.
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Right. You do realize
I can get new bees.
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I can make a new home for new bees.
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You love these bees.
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A happy hive's a happy home,
and you can't be happy if you're dead.
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There are a thousand dead bees here.
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I don't want butterflies to die
because you bring my bees back.
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Think about it as a pest-control issue.
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There's a water-bug infestation
in the drainpipes.
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If I touch 1000 little dead bees
to life...
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...maybe 1000 little water bugs
will no longer be a problem.
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Last time I asked you
to bring something back, you said no.
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It was your dad.
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That would've been weird,
if not actively traumatic.
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To bring my dad back even for a minute,
it may be ghoulish, but it's also sweet...
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...like a taxidermied pet,
or someone's ashes in a teddy bear.
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If you could bring your dad back
just for a minute, you wouldn't?
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That would be an awkward minute.
I haven't seen the man in 20 years.
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I'll stick to bees.
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At least they know what home is.
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- This is very, very sweet of you.
- And will probably sting.
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Well, don't offend the bees.
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How would I offend the bees?
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Olive Snook once felt
as at home in her Pie Hole uniform...
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...as she did her own skin.
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But recently,
home and uniform had begun to chafe.
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Believing Chuck
merely faked her death...
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...Olive kept the secret
that Chuck was still alive.
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But the secret that weighed the most
in Olive's satchel of deception...
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...was that she was still in love
with the Pie-Maker.
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At that very moment,
Private Investigator Emerson Cod...
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...was enjoying a new love
of the pop-up variety.
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Combining his fondness
of detective work and stress knitting...
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...Mr. Cod authored
and constructed Lil' Gum Shoe.
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I love you, Lil' Gum Shoe.
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Mr. Cod had time to author pop-ups...
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...because he saved time
solving murders with a Pie-Maker...
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...who can undead the dead...
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...and ask how they got that way.
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My wife has been murdered.
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What the po-po say about your wife?
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Work-related mishap.
Said she was sloppy.
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- Was she?
- She wasn't sloppy.
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She was having an affair.
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She was gonna leave me or him.
I'm not sure which.
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She wasn't using proper nouns,
but I was eavesdropping.
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If your old lady was stepping out,
why you give a damn who killed her?
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I was hoping she was gonna leave him,
not me. I couldn't bear it if she left me.
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- Uh-huh. What line of work she in?
- Bees. You know anything about bees?
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I know somebody
who knows somebody.
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Ahem. Well, let me just say
that I am sorry about your loss...
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...and I do accept credit cards.
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The facts were these:
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One Kentucky Fitz, wife of Dusty...
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...was the number-one Bee-Girl
of Betty's Bees.
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Betty's Bees, trademark, was all the buzz
in beauty and well-being...
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...with honey
and honey-based moisturizers...
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...anti-aging creams, soaps
and lip balms.
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Kentucky was 26 years, 3 weeks,
5 days and 39 minutes old...
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...when found stung to death...
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...behind the wheel
of her Betty's Bees Bee Mobile.
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- Which one is Kentucky Fitz?
- Biscuits.
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- Biscuits?
- You got biscuits, you got shrimps.
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Biscuits. Shrimps.
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- You got something to flip her over?
- Why you gotta flip her over?
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Front don't look no different...
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...and it ain't like you gonna be
having a conversation.
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It sure ain't.
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Ooh.
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Kentucky?
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Maybe she's paralyzed
from all the bee stings.
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I'm just taking in my surroundings.
Apparently, I'm dead.
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- Really?
Oh, I'm sorry...
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...but was your death accidental?
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Was I accidentally
swarmed by bees? No.
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I may have been up to some mischief.
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Your husband thinks what got you killed
was some workplace romance gone sour.
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And my husband
has a problem with eavesdropping.
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There was no romance.
It was my workplace went sour.
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I was leaving Betty's Bees.
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Did you tell Dusty you were leaving?
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If I told him, he would worry
and ask a lot of questions...
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...and then I'd have to lie
about sabotaging Betty's Bees.
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- Why did you sabotage Betty's Bees?
- Why? Because Betty had it coming.
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Intention was to quit
before I got caught.
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- Who caught you?
- I couldn't see his face. Or her face.
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All the lights went out one by one...
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...and then there was a terrible hum.
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Then, out of the darkness,
it came for me.
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It spit something,
and then a swarm of bees attacked.
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I tried to get a good look at it...
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...but the bees
were already stinging my eyes.
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That's terrifying.
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That's terrifying.
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Oh, sorry. Five seconds.
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- How'd you sabotage Betty's Bees?
- Any last wishes?
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- Only that Dusty not be alone.
Yeah.
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- How'd you sabotage Betty's Bees?
- With a lot of might-
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That's nice.
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We don't know what she was doing,
but we do know it took a lot of effort.
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Do you hear something?
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- Is she still breathing?
- That's not breathing.
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I told you not to turn her over.
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Could that have happened to me
on the roof? Could I have been swarmed?
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In my underwear too. I could've
been swarmed in my underwear.
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Hey. You don't get
to put them pictures in my head.
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- That's an assault on my imagination.
- What a horrible way to die.
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Thousands of stingers stinging you.
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Like secrets that don't sting once...
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...they keep stinging you
until you're bloated and full of pus.
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- Who wanted � la mode?
- Ah.
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Well, Kentucky was bloated
and full of pus...
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...because she was sabotaging
Betty's Bees.
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Kentucky had it in for Betty,
but who had it in for Kentucky?
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The terrifying bee man.
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What if he was made of bees?
That's why she couldn't see his face.
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He didn't have one. What if there's
a whole bee-folk society...
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- ... who walk like people?
- You're thinking about how you can...
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- ... train bees to walk in people shapes?
- Yeah.
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Ain't no bees walking around
in no people shapes.
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Kentucky was wiggity-wiggity-whacked.
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- With a swarm of bees.
- Smells like an inside job.
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Kentucky was talking to someone
when Dusty was dropping eaves.
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Someone who knew what she was doing
and would wanna kill her for it.
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If it is an inside job,
we gonna need an inside bee girl.
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- No.
- We gotta tap this honey at the source.
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Uh-huh.
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"Calling all Bee-Girls. "
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Under the nom de plume
of Katherine "Kitty" Pimms...
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...Chuck answered the call
calling for Bee-Girls.
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You know, I find...
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...that the most amazing creatures
have furry behinds.
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Sitting in Woolsey Nicholls ' office,
discussing the furry behinds of bees...
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...Chuck realized this was
her very first job interview ever.
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She considered this fact for a moment,
then had to ask:
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I have to ask,
are you the Woolsey Nicholls...
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...from Bzzzzzzzzz! Honey and More?
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Mm. Yes, I am.
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Why are you here?
Isn't Betty's Bees your biggest rival?
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I own Betty's Bees now.
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We made the acquisition very quietly.
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These days, merger can send
brand loyalists into a tizzy.
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Well, I'm a honey loyalist,
and you'll get no tizzy from me.
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I just hope you're not killing Bee-Girls.
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- I beg your pardon?
- The Bee-Girl sales division.
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With any acquisition, there's always
downsizing and restructuring.
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I hope it doesn't affect the Bee-Girls.
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The Bee-Girls will always have a home
in my hive.
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Unfortunately,
although fortunate for you...
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...we've recently had an opening
in the Bee-Girl division.
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Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
Kentucky Fitz?
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Something about
a honey-harvesting tragedy?
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Yes. It's very sad.
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She had a bright future here
at the new Betty's Bees.
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Yeah. I also heard that she was thinking
of leaving Betty's Bees before she died.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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- Well, you sure hear a lot of things.
- Very gossipy office.
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Yes. Well, I think you will find
that particular rumor to be false...
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...because Kentucky was invested.
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She was the new face of Betty's Bees.
232
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We designed our entire brand relaunch
around her.
233
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,209
But Betty is the face of Betty's Bees.
234
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:16,046
Oh, no, no.
See, Betty- Betty's the old face.
235
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,298
"Old" being the operative word.
236
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,635
- She's 37.
- She's 38, which rounds up to 40...
237
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,304
...which rounds up to 50,
which rounds up to old.
238
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,350
And if you are in the business
of trying to sell a product...
239
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,727
...that promises youth, beauty
and vitality...
240
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,897
- ... you have to make a strong case for it.
- Mm-hm.
241
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,733
Correction:
We have to make a strong case for it.
242
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,069
Kitty, I would be honored...
243
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:43,365
...if you called Betty's Bees
your new home.
244
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,701
Betty's Bees is my new home.
245
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,244
Ah. Stupendous.
246
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,540
WOOLSEY Well, well-
- Chuck has a new home. I blame you.
247
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,834
I blame me too. That went well.
248
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,669
Emerson Cod's inside man...
249
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:59,423
...a. k.a. Betty's Bees ' newest Bee-Girl,
Kitty Pimms...
250
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,676
...buzzed through the offices
of Betty's Bees...
251
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:07,931
...until she buzzed upon the office
of one Kentucky Fitz.
252
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:13,562
Chuck/Kitty searched
for any hint of a saboteur's agenda.
253
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,406
What she found...
254
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,367
...was the eponymous Betty Bee.
255
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,621
What are you doing in there?
- Cognitive therapy for claustrophobia.
256
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,123
- You're Betty Bee.
- That's right.
257
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,960
Why am I explaining myself to you?
You should be explaining yourself to me.
258
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,213
I'm sorry.
I thought this office was vacant.
259
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,590
I'm Kitty Pimms. I've just been hired.
260
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,800
- By whom?
- Woolsey Nicholls.
261
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,094
Woolsey?
262
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,138
So you're replacing Kentucky?
263
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,475
A little soon after her death.
Seems distasteful, don't you think?
264
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,977
It does, but it also speaks
to the efficiency...
265
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,481
- ... of your Human Resources department.
- Mm-hm.
266
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,818
I wonder how else you'll be replacing
Kentucky. Since I'm a withered hag...
267
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,321
...tattered by every grain
in the hourglass...
268
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:08,158
...Betty's Bees still needs a fresh face.
And after what happened, well...
269
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:11,995
...no one wants to think about that
when they're buying lip balm.
270
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,123
Welcome to Betty's Bees.
271
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:22,756
Kentucky's affairs were clearly a bee
in Betty Bee's bonnet.
272
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:32,015
Oh, I just wanted to say what an honor
it is to be working with you-
273
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,017
Thank you. Get out.
274
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,353
And so Chuck got out.
275
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,355
But the question remained:
276
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:41,525
Betty Bee: coconspirator or killer?
277
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,945
Kentucky was the new face of Betty's,
which does give Betty motive.
278
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,865
Being replaced by better-looking
always gives you motive.
279
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:51,034
But Kentucky was sabotaging
Betty's Bees, trademark...
280
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,163
...which was owned by Woolsey,
which gives Woolsey motive.
281
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,832
Woolsey's a businessman.
Somebody sabotage him...
282
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,543
...he'd send in a swarm of lawyers,
not bees.
283
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:03,463
I know. They were lovers
of the same-sex persuasion...
284
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,383
...and the key is for their love nest.
285
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,886
We've ruled out workplace romance.
286
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,222
I'll just cross that off my list, then.
287
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,558
I haven't ruled out workplace romance.
288
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,393
Romance does give you motive.
289
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,897
Somebody always loving
somebody they shouldn't be loving.
290
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,569
- Is that for your aunts?
- Extra vanilla.
291
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:31,241
Olive Snook discovered it wasn't vanilla
while delivering pie to Chuck's aunts.
292
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,912
It wasn't the only secret
she would discover that night.
293
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,080
The high doses
of herbal mood-enhancers...
294
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:40,167
...not only caused
particularly vivid side effects...
295
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,711
...but they also prompted
a confession.
296
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,838
I'm Charlotte's mother.
297
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,217
It was a confession not even
Lily's sister, Vivian, had heard...
298
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:53,514
...and to ensure that she never would,
Lily banished Olive from their lives.
299
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,517
Since both Chuck and her mother
were supposed to be dead...
300
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,685
...neither could know
the other was alive.
301
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,772
I don't know if Betty killed Kentucky,
or if she didn't...
302
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,942
...but I know this: Betty knows
something about something.
303
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,945
- All right, I'll give Betty the shakedown.
- No. No shaking.
304
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,948
What if someone from Betty's Bees
finds out you're a spy?
305
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,784
Spying is like sabotage
in that they kill you for it.
306
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,370
That's what you do with spies.
You kill them...
307
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:19,039
...and you don't feel bad,
because they're spying.
308
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,625
Ned, they're not gonna kill me
during office hours.
309
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,962
Yeah. Stop trying
to spook my inside man.
310
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,130
- You could die.
- And you're already dead.
311
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,924
Told you she wasn't dead.
312
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,223
If I could breathe, I would vomit.
313
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,392
VIVlAN:
Olive Snook.
314
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,478
Every week, a delicious,
life-giving pie, and then nothing.
315
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,439
I thought you were dead,
and so soon after Charlotte.
316
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,567
I was beginning
to take dying personally.
317
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,571
We would've called, but by the time
I knew, Vivian was already on the bus.
318
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,155
Lily was very tenacious.
319
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,158
She tried to get me to come home
in six consecutive stops.
320
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:59,997
She insisted on coming all this way just
to ask why you stopped delivering pies.
321
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:01,874
I'm...
322
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:04,835
...really flaky.
323
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,629
- That's what I told her.
vlvlAN: It's not about the pies...
324
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,924
...although the pies were always lovely,
and so vivid.
325
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,761
I gotta go get somebody's,
uh, something.
326
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:23,604
Get under there.
327
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,440
They're here because you stopped
delivering their pies.
328
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,442
All this time, I've been making pies-
329
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:32,362
And dosing them with what you claim
is vanilla, but that ain't vanilla.
330
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,199
I'm gonna dose the both of y'all
with shut-the-fudge-up.
331
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,160
The weight of kept secrets
had become unbearable...
332
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,621
...for the pint-sized pie-slinger.
333
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,207
Why don't we talk?
I thought you were my friend.
334
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,627
- Like I said, flaky.
- I got something to say.
335
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,339
I'm gonna say it to you and you
and you and your hump.
336
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,841
Olive wanted to let loose
the secrets and lies...
337
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:57,012
...she'd been force-fed by her friends:
that Chuck was still alive...
338
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,847
...that Lily was her mother...
339
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,725
...but instead,
what came out was this:
340
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,654
What's gotten into you?
341
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,031
I am a sawed-off shotgun
full of secrets.
342
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,660
- Did she say she was armed?
- No, I don't have a gun. I am a gun.
343
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,745
At any moment, truth buckshot...
344
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,832
...could come spewing out of my muzzle.
Look out.
345
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,250
That's enough.
346
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,043
Truer words were never spoken.
347
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,088
This rifle is gonna go away
in a little satin-lined case...
348
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,423
...with the trigger locked
and the safety on.
349
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,926
I quit. I'm quitting you...
350
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:40,472
...and this, and, you know, all of this.
351
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,100
Olive, you don't have to quit.
Calm down.
352
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:46,103
You want a drink?
Lily, hand me your purse.
353
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,355
I'm not thirsty.
354
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,902
I'm tendering my resignation...
355
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:59,533
...and resigning my tenders to the cold,
harsh reality...
356
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,286
...of what's not meant to be.
357
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,872
But you can't just leave.
358
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,875
Vivian, go wait outside.
359
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,211
- But-
- Haven't you caused enough trouble?
360
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,591
This is your home. Where will you go?
361
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,928
I know a place.
362
00:20:32,483 --> 00:20:36,570
Aunt vivian used to always say there's
nothing sadder than an empty birdcage.
363
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,197
Is Olive ever gonna come home?
364
00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:40,741
She didn't say.
She said her apartment was paid...
365
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:44,412
...to the end of the year,
and she asked me to water her plants.
366
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,288
I feel like I broke her.
367
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,916
I enlisted her to spy on my aunts...
368
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:52,670
...and then turned her
into a homeopathic drug mule.
369
00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:54,755
What homeopathic drugs
was she muling?
370
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,301
I baked antidepressants into pies
to get them out of the house.
371
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,805
It's something I've always wanted
to do, but never had the chance.
372
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:05,266
I guess it worked.
373
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,477
I got them out of the house.
Olive got them out of the house.
374
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,521
They got out of the house.
375
00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:13,566
I mean, Vivian took the bus.
She never takes the bus.
376
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:17,236
She thinks it's too intimate.
377
00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:19,447
I wish there was a way
I could thank Olive.
378
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,824
You know today's my first day
at Betty's Bees?
379
00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:23,826
That was my first job interview ever.
380
00:21:23,993 --> 00:21:28,039
I mean, I haven't gone anywhere
with my life, and this is my second one.
381
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:32,084
All I have is a fake r�sum� filled
with things that I've never even done.
382
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,920
I mean, I've never even lived alone.
383
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:37,548
- How long did you live alone?
- Long enough.
384
00:21:37,715 --> 00:21:40,217
Don't you think that's odd? My entire life.
385
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,596
My aunts swept in the moment my
dad died and you the moment I died.
386
00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:46,098
You're thinking about living here.
Aren't you?
387
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:51,812
Yeah. Well, you hate corduroy
and sleighbell slippers.
388
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:55,358
I'll stop walking in on you doing things
you don't want me to know about.
389
00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,069
Would never have happened
if you wore your slippers.
390
00:21:58,235 --> 00:22:00,654
- It'll be romantic.
- I'm confused. More.
391
00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:02,990
- More?
- More explanation. How is it romantic?
392
00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:05,201
You've got a job
and now you're moving out?
393
00:22:05,368 --> 00:22:07,370
But I didn't get a job.
394
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:11,707
I'm undercover Kitty. And I'm not
moving out, I'm just moving next door.
395
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:15,920
It's French. It's very
first-class Parisian living.
396
00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:19,215
His-and-her suites and coy
midnight knocks on the door...
397
00:22:19,382 --> 00:22:21,967
- ... to share a lover's boudoir.
- You'll be knocking?
398
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,219
You can knock too.
399
00:22:23,386 --> 00:22:26,222
This was not romantic for the Pie-Maker.
400
00:22:26,389 --> 00:22:28,974
Yay. Knocking.
401
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,020
Where's Olive?
402
00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:37,858
Olive Snook was where
Lily had taken her.
403
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:08,931
It was a place that valued
Olive's silence as much as Lily did.
404
00:23:12,143 --> 00:23:13,436
Hello, Betty.
405
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:15,771
A little bee tells me
you've met Kitty Pimms.
406
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,106
Briefly.
407
00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:20,985
Well, this morning Kitty says to me,
she says, "I wanna speak to Betty Bee.
408
00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:23,612
Bee-Girl to Bee-Girl,
tell her how much she means. "
409
00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,614
Bless.
410
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:31,537
If there's a lull in the conversation, you
just ask Kitty why she loves bees. Oh? Oh.
411
00:23:31,704 --> 00:23:34,832
- You'll be glad you did.
- Thank you.
412
00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:37,585
Betty, I know Kentucky
was your number one Bee-Girl...
413
00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:40,338
...and I wanna live up to her standard...
414
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,590
...of honey harvesting
and sales excellence.
415
00:23:43,049 --> 00:23:46,427
You're not really going to stand there
and kiss my ass, are you?
416
00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:50,139
Or didn't Woolsey tell you?
He didn't. How politic.
417
00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:53,559
- Tell me what?
- His acquisition was a hostile takeover.
418
00:23:53,726 --> 00:23:56,437
- No, he didn't mention the hostile part.
- Oh, yes.
419
00:23:56,604 --> 00:24:00,358
The ass you were just kissing is now
just the ass of a retired honey mascot.
420
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:04,320
That's my new title:
honey mascot/consultant.
421
00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:06,322
Used to be founder and president.
422
00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:09,867
That would make me stinging mad.
423
00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:12,995
I get to keep my old office,
just not my dignity.
424
00:24:13,496 --> 00:24:16,582
When all of your bees die,
it's hard to care about any of it.
425
00:24:16,749 --> 00:24:20,044
- All your bees died?
- The colony collapsed.
426
00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:22,421
Mites might've caused it.
In fact, they did.
427
00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:27,093
Took over every hive. Not long after
Woolsey took over Betty's Bees.
428
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:30,721
Might almost be poetic
if it didn't suck so much.
429
00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:34,850
Kentucky didn't sabotage
Betty's Bees with a lot of might.
430
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:39,438
- She sabotaged Betty's Bees with:
- A lot of mites.
431
00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:44,360
- Take a lot of mites to cause a collapse.
- Sure does.
432
00:24:44,527 --> 00:24:47,571
I grew up with generations
of those bees.
433
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:53,035
The first hive was an infestation
in the corner of my bedroom.
434
00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:55,871
I was 5.
435
00:24:56,414 --> 00:24:59,333
- I tried to kill it.
- Oh.
436
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:03,254
I was stopped. Mother was a Methodist
and Daddy was a pragmatist, so:
437
00:25:03,421 --> 00:25:06,298
"God put those bees there
for a reason. "
438
00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:09,927
- They were right.
- You lived with bees?
439
00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:11,804
That sounds magical.
440
00:25:11,971 --> 00:25:15,391
We called it the Honey House.
441
00:25:15,558 --> 00:25:19,729
The Honey House is empty now.
We left together, me and the bees.
442
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:23,107
Those bees built Betty's Bees.
443
00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:26,444
What happened to those bees?
Could it be sabotage?
444
00:25:27,111 --> 00:25:28,821
A conspiracy?
445
00:25:28,988 --> 00:25:30,156
How dramatic.
446
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:33,284
You think someone
intentionally murdered my bees?
447
00:25:33,451 --> 00:25:36,912
- Just a thought.
- It wasn't sabotage, Kitty.
448
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:40,708
Sometimes, bad things just happen.
449
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:44,295
Unbeknownst to Chuck,
a. k.a. Kitty Pimms...
450
00:25:44,462 --> 00:25:49,633
...something bad was about
to just happen to her.
451
00:25:54,406 --> 00:25:56,408
Did Kentucky talk
about colony collapse?
452
00:25:56,574 --> 00:25:59,411
Is it upsetting? She tends not
to tell me upsetting things.
453
00:25:59,577 --> 00:26:01,579
It's when a beehive
becomes inhospitable.
454
00:26:01,746 --> 00:26:04,874
In this case, infested with mites.
All the bees fly away to die.
455
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:06,251
It's a natural phenomenon.
456
00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:09,254
Except when a bee company gets
bought out by its rival...
457
00:26:09,421 --> 00:26:13,299
...and its star employee dead,
then maybe it don't happen so naturally.
458
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:16,636
See, Kentucky,
she was sabotaging Betty's Bees...
459
00:26:16,845 --> 00:26:20,265
...which took a lot of might, as in effort,
and a lot of mites, as in pests.
460
00:26:20,432 --> 00:26:21,766
She was infecting the hives.
461
00:26:21,975 --> 00:26:23,977
Somebody found out and killed her for it.
462
00:26:24,227 --> 00:26:26,062
How do you know
she was sabotaging?
463
00:26:26,271 --> 00:26:27,772
She confessed.
464
00:26:27,981 --> 00:26:30,233
Before she died. Not to us...
465
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,570
...but to a reliable source who wishes
to remain anonymous.
466
00:26:33,778 --> 00:26:35,488
Is your reliable source Betty Bee?
467
00:26:36,156 --> 00:26:39,159
- What makes you say that?
- Kentucky was very close with Betty.
468
00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:42,787
They were like sisters until someone
asked Kentucky to be the new Betty.
469
00:26:42,954 --> 00:26:45,832
It must be hard, your wife
was killed because of sabotage...
470
00:26:45,999 --> 00:26:49,335
...but at least she wasn't cheating.
She loved you very, very much.
471
00:26:49,502 --> 00:26:52,922
- And she'd never hurt you.
- She was the only family I ever had.
472
00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,966
You know, that I liked and liked me.
473
00:26:56,801 --> 00:26:59,220
If I was more comfortable
with you people, I'd cry.
474
00:26:59,387 --> 00:27:00,972
- You can cry. It's okay.
- Thanks.
475
00:27:01,139 --> 00:27:04,476
It is not okay for a grown-ass man
to weep in public...
476
00:27:04,642 --> 00:27:06,936
...with a bunch of happy families
enjoying pie.
477
00:27:10,148 --> 00:27:14,110
If you can't hold it, you take your ass
to the men's room...
478
00:27:14,277 --> 00:27:17,113
...and cry in private on the toilet.
479
00:27:17,322 --> 00:27:20,200
- Like a man.
- I need to use the men's room.
480
00:27:21,159 --> 00:27:23,995
Look, I know where Betty put the key.
I can get it tomorrow.
481
00:27:24,162 --> 00:27:26,706
She's not gonna stay in her office all day.
482
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:30,377
What?
483
00:27:30,543 --> 00:27:33,838
I thought you gonna start squawking
about how dangerous it'll be to go back.
484
00:27:34,005 --> 00:27:35,590
Squawk, squawk.
485
00:27:35,799 --> 00:27:37,300
I'm not gonna wag my finger.
486
00:27:37,467 --> 00:27:40,929
It's Chuck's life and she can
live it however she'd like.
487
00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,556
I can't expect her to sit inside
all day and-
488
00:27:43,723 --> 00:27:45,433
- Hide!
- No, I don't need to-
489
00:27:45,642 --> 00:27:46,726
Woman, hide your ass.
490
00:27:50,355 --> 00:27:53,400
Oh, vivian. I didn't know
you were here, um.
491
00:27:53,566 --> 00:27:55,652
We're just closing up.
492
00:27:56,695 --> 00:27:57,821
There. All closed.
493
00:27:58,029 --> 00:28:01,157
- There's still people inside.
- Cleaning crew. How are you?
494
00:28:01,366 --> 00:28:04,327
To be honest, I wasn't craving pie,
I was craving company.
495
00:28:04,494 --> 00:28:08,540
Lily absconded with herself. First time
in 30 years I don't know where she is.
496
00:28:08,707 --> 00:28:11,042
I didn't know where else to go.
497
00:28:11,209 --> 00:28:14,421
It's all right.
I'm sure Lily will be back.
498
00:28:14,587 --> 00:28:16,840
Oh, yes. Though I don't
know about Olive.
499
00:28:17,007 --> 00:28:19,342
And then of course, there's Charlotte.
500
00:28:19,551 --> 00:28:21,720
Everyone seems to be leaving me.
501
00:28:21,886 --> 00:28:24,097
Home was my haven.
Now everything there...
502
00:28:24,264 --> 00:28:26,850
...just reminds me
of everything not there.
503
00:28:27,058 --> 00:28:30,353
Chuck. I mean, Charlotte.
504
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:35,233
Her room is how she left it. Clothes in
the closet, her books on the shelves.
505
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,902
Her special pillow,
still at the head of the bed.
506
00:28:38,069 --> 00:28:40,071
I didn't know she had a special pillow.
507
00:28:40,238 --> 00:28:41,489
It was her father's.
508
00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:45,035
I'm sure it's teeming with fungus
and microscopic bugs that feed...
509
00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:47,787
...on flakes of human skin,
but she was fond of it.
510
00:28:48,747 --> 00:28:51,583
I know you loved having Charlotte
safe at home...
511
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:54,544
...smiling on the other side of the room,
but she's gone.
512
00:28:54,711 --> 00:28:56,087
She's moved out.
513
00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,423
Hm?
514
00:28:58,590 --> 00:29:00,258
I mean on. She's moved on.
515
00:29:01,092 --> 00:29:06,598
Maybe it's time for you to move on
and get rid of that pillow.
516
00:29:08,808 --> 00:29:12,103
As the Pie-Maker considered
Chuck's worldly belongings...
517
00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:14,564
...and how Vivian clinged to them...
518
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,442
...Olive was clinging to her own.
519
00:29:17,609 --> 00:29:19,402
OLIVE:
Uh, excuse me.
520
00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:22,572
Mother Superior. Hi.
521
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:27,911
I have been here for a day and was told
the porter would come for my things.
522
00:29:28,078 --> 00:29:31,081
- Do I need to tell him what room I'm in?
- The poor, sister.
523
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,542
The poor will come for your belongings.
Part of your vow of poverty?
524
00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:36,503
I thought that was a temporary vow...
525
00:29:36,669 --> 00:29:39,297
...since I'm only gonna be
a temporary nun.
526
00:29:39,464 --> 00:29:42,258
Don't you have some kind of
storage facility?
527
00:29:44,177 --> 00:29:46,471
This is your home
for as long as you're here.
528
00:29:46,638 --> 00:29:49,641
And as long as you're here,
you will live as a nun.
529
00:29:49,808 --> 00:29:51,601
But I like my belongings.
530
00:29:51,768 --> 00:29:53,603
That's why they belong to me.
531
00:29:53,770 --> 00:29:55,689
I wanna be poor in other ways.
532
00:29:57,774 --> 00:30:01,277
We offer sanctuary,
but it doesn't come without a price.
533
00:30:01,486 --> 00:30:03,530
Work hard and you will see results.
534
00:30:03,697 --> 00:30:07,325
Commit yourself and you may even find
that you wish to stay.
535
00:30:07,492 --> 00:30:08,993
Like a gym membership.
536
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,995
I can cancel at any time?
537
00:30:11,162 --> 00:30:15,834
God in his wisdom has led you here.
538
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,671
Take refuge and hide your secret
from the world.
539
00:30:20,171 --> 00:30:24,467
And once your baby is born,
you can return to the outside world.
540
00:30:24,634 --> 00:30:28,054
Oh, whoa, hold that pregnant pause.
541
00:30:28,221 --> 00:30:29,681
I'm not with child.
542
00:30:29,848 --> 00:30:33,560
Unless it's immaculate conception
or I wore a strange man's underwear.
543
00:30:33,727 --> 00:30:36,730
I just assumed, based on
who brought you here.
544
00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:39,149
This is where Lily came to have Chuck?
545
00:30:39,482 --> 00:30:42,736
Ah. Here come the poor.
546
00:30:42,986 --> 00:30:45,989
Come, help yourselves. Help yourselves.
547
00:30:46,197 --> 00:30:47,365
OLIVE: No, I-
- Look at this.
548
00:30:47,532 --> 00:30:49,868
OLIVE: No, I really-
MOTHER SUPERIOR: Look at that case.
549
00:30:50,035 --> 00:30:52,203
- What a surprise that would be...
OLlvE: I'll take that.
550
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:55,206
- ... when you get home.
OLIVE: Listen, poor kid. You get-
551
00:30:56,374 --> 00:30:58,501
My c- My couch.
552
00:31:00,045 --> 00:31:03,381
- Is Betty in?
- She's on a call. Can I take a message?
553
00:31:03,548 --> 00:31:07,427
- Ned, what are you doing here?
- Filing, fielding calls, making coffee.
554
00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:09,429
What happened to assistant Giancarlo?
555
00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:12,265
He had to, um, scoot.
556
00:31:12,432 --> 00:31:14,726
What happened to Giancarlo was this:
557
00:31:14,893 --> 00:31:16,394
After eating a slice of pie...
558
00:31:16,561 --> 00:31:20,231
...from what he believed was
a secret admirer in Accounting...
559
00:31:20,398 --> 00:31:23,860
...Giancarlo experienced
what could best be described as...
560
00:31:24,027 --> 00:31:27,238
...extreme intestinal distress.
561
00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:28,948
You pruned his pie?
562
00:31:29,157 --> 00:31:31,076
Sent him home,
hid in Human Resources...
563
00:31:31,242 --> 00:31:35,747
...waited for them to call Happy Time
Temp Agency, then canceled the order...
564
00:31:35,914 --> 00:31:38,917
...and showed up with a smile
and a pleasant attitude.
565
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:41,920
I think that's the most
romantic thing I ever heard.
566
00:31:42,087 --> 00:31:44,964
He is stalking you.
567
00:31:45,590 --> 00:31:47,425
You don't think I'm stalking you?
568
00:31:47,592 --> 00:31:50,553
I'd be a hypocrite to judge you
for dosing someone's pie.
569
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,597
- Why? Are you stalking me?
- Depends.
570
00:31:52,764 --> 00:31:56,434
Now we're living our Parisian lifestyle,
does that mean I can't be close?
571
00:31:56,601 --> 00:31:58,937
I feel safer now that you're here.
572
00:31:59,104 --> 00:32:00,897
Then this isn't stalking.
573
00:32:01,064 --> 00:32:03,608
It's just good, old-fashioned chivalry.
574
00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:11,658
Walk with me. Cancel my appointments.
I'm leaving.
575
00:32:11,825 --> 00:32:13,493
But I've got one more thing to do.
576
00:32:13,702 --> 00:32:16,287
Have my car waiting for me downstairs.
577
00:32:16,454 --> 00:32:19,457
With the Pie-Maker serving
the perfect distraction...
578
00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:24,796
...Chuck beelined for the stolen bee key.
579
00:32:29,509 --> 00:32:32,929
She found the bee key
exactly where Betty Bee put it.
580
00:32:33,096 --> 00:32:35,098
Then she made
an important discovery...
581
00:32:36,933 --> 00:32:38,435
...of a different kind...
582
00:32:40,854 --> 00:32:44,983
...before she herself was discovered.
583
00:32:56,812 --> 00:32:58,522
Chuck.
584
00:33:00,232 --> 00:33:01,900
I told you this was dangerous.
585
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,403
Alive again doesn't mean
you can't be dead again.
586
00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:07,030
There's a reason I don't let Digby
play in traffic.
587
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,909
I suppose we can talk about this later.
588
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:15,581
Why are you-?
Why is she pointing at me?
589
00:33:15,748 --> 00:33:17,791
Why you rolling toward me?
590
00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,334
You're in front of the door.
591
00:33:19,501 --> 00:33:20,669
Uh- Oh.
592
00:33:20,836 --> 00:33:24,173
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
593
00:33:24,339 --> 00:33:26,800
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
594
00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:29,428
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
595
00:33:39,813 --> 00:33:40,981
What happened to you?
596
00:33:41,148 --> 00:33:42,608
What happened was this:
597
00:33:43,609 --> 00:33:46,612
The bee man was not composed of bees.
598
00:33:46,779 --> 00:33:48,864
The drones nested around
their queen...
599
00:33:49,073 --> 00:33:52,284
...safe inside the bee man's mouth.
600
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:55,120
But when he spat the queen...
601
00:33:55,287 --> 00:33:58,874
...she signaled her drones to attack
any perceived predator.
602
00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:03,629
Unlike Kentucky Fitz, Chuck kept
a cool head and an open mouth.
603
00:34:03,796 --> 00:34:06,298
She was not perceived as a predator...
604
00:34:06,465 --> 00:34:08,300
...but a nest.
605
00:34:09,176 --> 00:34:11,970
Look. That's Betty Bee as a little girl.
606
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,681
Well, either she was an
unfortunately hairy child-
607
00:34:14,848 --> 00:34:17,351
Or Betty Bee is the terrifying bee man.
608
00:34:17,518 --> 00:34:20,187
- Wasn't she with you?
- She didn't get off the elevator.
609
00:34:20,354 --> 00:34:24,149
She must have come back up here
to wiggity-whack you for being a spy.
610
00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:26,360
Like she wiggity-whacked Kentucky.
611
00:34:26,527 --> 00:34:30,030
Well, my wiggity wasn't whacked.
And I got the bee key.
612
00:34:30,197 --> 00:34:32,491
- That's a house key.
I know what house.
613
00:34:32,658 --> 00:34:35,994
As Chuck followed the bee key
that was key...
614
00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:40,040
...Olive Snook followed her
homesick heart to the confessional.
615
00:34:40,207 --> 00:34:41,917
Forgive me, Father...
616
00:34:42,126 --> 00:34:46,338
...for I'm going to file a police report
on all my worldly possessions.
617
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:50,509
I know it's greedy and wrathful,
but there's been a miscommunication.
618
00:34:50,676 --> 00:34:53,053
And since we're discussing it...
619
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:55,055
...I'm not really belonging here.
620
00:34:55,973 --> 00:34:57,141
Aha.
621
00:34:57,307 --> 00:34:59,852
- I knew you'd lapse.
- You.
622
00:35:00,018 --> 00:35:03,397
You have some crust coming in like that.
How long have you been lurking?
623
00:35:03,564 --> 00:35:05,649
Since you walked through those gates.
624
00:35:05,816 --> 00:35:08,402
I had to make sure
you didn't get any ideas...
625
00:35:08,569 --> 00:35:11,238
...in that nubbin of yours about leaving.
626
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:14,450
It's your fault I'm here.
You and your damn-
627
00:35:14,658 --> 00:35:16,076
Hail, Mary.
- secrets.
628
00:35:16,243 --> 00:35:19,246
I spent so much time praying,
I've run out of things to say.
629
00:35:19,413 --> 00:35:22,040
I'm having awkward silences with God.
630
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,419
- I wanna go home.
- Where's home?
631
00:35:25,586 --> 00:35:27,713
Back to slinging pies?
632
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,175
Where you spend every waking minute
praying that the man you worship...
633
00:35:31,341 --> 00:35:33,719
...will show you some sign of his love?
634
00:35:33,886 --> 00:35:37,431
You can do that here.
And commiserate.
635
00:35:37,598 --> 00:35:39,433
These nuns aren't my people.
636
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,228
Unless you're telling me
"flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.
637
00:35:43,395 --> 00:35:46,565
You know things about me
nobody knows.
638
00:35:46,732 --> 00:35:49,401
This place knows things about me
nobody knows.
639
00:35:49,568 --> 00:35:52,780
You holidayed here 30 years ago
and found a baby in a cabbage patch?
640
00:35:52,946 --> 00:35:56,742
And by "cabbage patch,"
I mean your lady parts.
641
00:35:56,909 --> 00:35:58,827
Vivian can never know about that.
642
00:35:58,994 --> 00:36:02,748
She thought I was in Paris,
apprenticing in a world-class fromagerie.
643
00:36:02,915 --> 00:36:04,333
Why don't you just tell her?
644
00:36:05,751 --> 00:36:10,464
Charlotte's father, my lover,
was vivian's fianc�.
645
00:36:13,092 --> 00:36:16,470
You did not just tell me another secret.
646
00:36:17,012 --> 00:36:18,931
You're a home-wrecker too.
647
00:36:19,098 --> 00:36:21,767
- Jiminy Crispy.
- Oh, don't "Jiminy Crispy" me.
648
00:36:21,934 --> 00:36:24,103
Chuck thinks her mother
died during childbirth.
649
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:26,021
I mean, according to Vivian, Chuck-
650
00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:28,941
Charlotte thought her mother
died during childbirth.
651
00:36:29,108 --> 00:36:32,986
Well, it doesn't matter what
Charlotte thought. She's dead now.
652
00:36:33,153 --> 00:36:35,948
Oh, look at you, all pious.
653
00:36:36,115 --> 00:36:38,450
You'd think you'd fit
right in at a nunnery.
654
00:36:38,617 --> 00:36:42,204
- Hell, might even do you some good.
- Who are you? The good-for-me police?
655
00:36:42,371 --> 00:36:47,126
Oh, come on. That epic tanty
you pitched back at The Pie Hole?
656
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,836
That wasn't all my doing.
657
00:36:49,002 --> 00:36:51,964
I realize I have some
man issues to sort out.
658
00:36:52,131 --> 00:36:54,133
So sort them out.
659
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:57,719
Sort them out here,
where men won't be an issue.
660
00:36:57,886 --> 00:37:02,057
Stay as long as you like,
until your head is clear.
661
00:37:02,266 --> 00:37:06,019
But Olive feared Lily's idea of
"as long as you like"...
662
00:37:06,186 --> 00:37:09,314
...was considerably longer than hers.
663
00:37:09,481 --> 00:37:12,025
Thirty-nine miles away,
north by northeast...
664
00:37:12,192 --> 00:37:16,196
...the private detective, the Pie-Maker
and Chuck climbed a windy road...
665
00:37:16,363 --> 00:37:21,535
...to the childhood home of Betty Bee.
A home that was supposed to be vacant.
666
00:37:21,702 --> 00:37:25,497
But the home was not vacant at all.
667
00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:37,443
That colony collapse was a hoax.
668
00:37:37,610 --> 00:37:40,071
Her bees didn't die. She stole them.
669
00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:45,284
Damn. You know, suddenly a crazy
cat lady don't seem so crazy no more.
670
00:37:46,035 --> 00:37:49,664
So Kentucky helped Betty steal
Betty's bees, they fake a colony collapse.
671
00:37:49,831 --> 00:37:53,084
Get away with conspiracy,
sabotage and grand theft.
672
00:37:53,251 --> 00:37:55,920
But why would Betty
wanna kill Kentucky?
673
00:37:56,087 --> 00:37:57,630
Maybe she didn't kill Kentucky.
674
00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,925
Woolsey handpicked Kentucky to be
the new face of Betty's Bees...
675
00:38:01,092 --> 00:38:02,510
...and then she betrayed him.
676
00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:05,221
Yep, she sabotaged his company
and stole his bees.
677
00:38:05,388 --> 00:38:07,265
She played him like Boo Boo the fool.
678
00:38:07,473 --> 00:38:08,975
Boo Boo had it coming.
679
00:38:12,145 --> 00:38:13,896
Woolsey tells me I'm too old...
680
00:38:14,063 --> 00:38:17,150
...and slaps my name
on an inferior product.
681
00:38:17,316 --> 00:38:19,652
Did you know there's now
60 percent less honey...
682
00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:23,072
...in all Betty's Bees honey-based
products, including honey?
683
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,826
He wants the company, have it, but
I'll be damned if he can have my bees.
684
00:38:27,910 --> 00:38:31,247
Hello, Kitty. And you. You're not a temp.
685
00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:32,874
Who are you people?
686
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,377
We're investigators hired by
Kentucky's husband to find her killer.
687
00:38:36,544 --> 00:38:39,088
There is no killer.
That's what the police told me.
688
00:38:39,255 --> 00:38:41,507
Can't prosecute a swarm of bees
for murder.
689
00:38:41,674 --> 00:38:43,551
You can prosecute Woolsey Nicholls.
690
00:38:43,718 --> 00:38:45,887
I loved Kentucky like a sister.
691
00:38:46,053 --> 00:38:49,807
But if I told the police Woolsey killed her
because we sabotaged his company...
692
00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:52,852
...I would go to jail longer
than Woolsey would for murder.
693
00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:54,729
Jail might be a safer place.
694
00:38:54,896 --> 00:38:57,482
I was attacked in your office
by a swarm of bees.
695
00:38:57,648 --> 00:39:00,568
- I think those were meant for you.
If you loved Kentucky...
696
00:39:00,735 --> 00:39:03,404
...tell the police.
You can't let Woolsey get away.
697
00:39:03,571 --> 00:39:05,323
Woolsey is gonna get away with murder.
698
00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:07,533
Unless you can pull his DNA
off those bees.
699
00:39:09,702 --> 00:39:10,745
Oh.
700
00:39:12,288 --> 00:39:14,749
Please, don't get up.
Allow me to introduce myself.
701
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:17,627
My name is Emerson Cod.
I'd like to ask you questions...
702
00:39:17,794 --> 00:39:20,922
- ... about the murder of Kentucky Fitz.
- Kentucky wasn't murdered.
703
00:39:21,089 --> 00:39:24,926
The swarm chased her to her car,
all the way from the colony.
704
00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:26,719
That swarm followed her from you.
705
00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:29,764
You tried to kill Betty,
except that wasn't Betty.
706
00:39:29,931 --> 00:39:32,642
This is the queen bee cage you spat
when you were covered in bees.
707
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:35,186
We found it outside Betty's office,
under a swarm.
708
00:39:35,353 --> 00:39:39,440
And if we tested it for spittle,
I'm sure we'd find plenty of yours.
709
00:39:43,111 --> 00:39:47,073
Well, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
710
00:39:48,741 --> 00:39:50,368
The facts were these:
711
00:39:50,576 --> 00:39:54,622
Woolsey Nicholls was
madly in love with Kentucky Fitz.
712
00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:57,959
The operative word was "madly. "
713
00:39:58,126 --> 00:40:02,839
Betty Bee was a withered hag by
the mere fact that she wasn't Kentucky.
714
00:40:03,005 --> 00:40:06,342
Shortly after Kentucky gratefully
accepted Woolsey's offer...
715
00:40:06,509 --> 00:40:08,928
...to become the new face
of Betty's Bees...
716
00:40:09,095 --> 00:40:12,098
...he discovered her gratitude
was insincere...
717
00:40:12,265 --> 00:40:15,393
...and her intention was sabotage.
718
00:40:15,601 --> 00:40:19,272
Infected bees were found
in Kentucky's possession.
719
00:40:19,439 --> 00:40:24,110
She was smuggling mite-infested bees
into his new colony.
720
00:40:24,277 --> 00:40:27,238
Betrayed and brokenhearted,
but not sloppy...
721
00:40:27,405 --> 00:40:29,866
...Woolsey dealt with Kentucky
using a means...
722
00:40:30,032 --> 00:40:33,661
...that would also imply
accidental death.
723
00:40:33,828 --> 00:40:37,331
Woolsey Nicholls confessed
to the murder of Kentucky Fitz...
724
00:40:37,498 --> 00:40:38,958
...and attempted murder of Betty Bee.
725
00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:42,879
He never knew the colony collapse
was a hoax...
726
00:40:43,045 --> 00:40:46,924
...or that Betty had stolen back her bees.
727
00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:50,261
Since Kentucky Fitz
was like a sister to Betty Bee...
728
00:40:50,428 --> 00:40:53,556
...Betty Bee was like a sister
to Dusty Fitz...
729
00:40:53,723 --> 00:40:55,808
...and made him her new partner.
730
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:58,811
Realizing that his colony
had not collapsed...
731
00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:02,190
...but had merely expanded
into his-and-her suites...
732
00:41:02,356 --> 00:41:07,445
...the Pie-Maker labored to make
Chuck's suite feel like home.
733
00:41:07,653 --> 00:41:10,865
- Are those my books?
- Yeah.
734
00:41:12,658 --> 00:41:14,577
And my furniture, and....
735
00:41:18,372 --> 00:41:20,708
My special pillow.
736
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:22,668
How-?
737
00:41:23,711 --> 00:41:25,254
Welcome home.
738
00:41:25,421 --> 00:41:27,590
And so the Pie-Maker
had come to understand...
739
00:41:27,757 --> 00:41:33,096
...home did not mean four walls
and a door you never walk out of.
740
00:41:33,262 --> 00:41:37,183
Home was a feeling of where you belong.
741
00:41:37,350 --> 00:41:41,270
For Emerson Cod,
home was Lil' Gum Shoe.
742
00:41:41,437 --> 00:41:44,774
The tale of a girl whose father
couldn't find her...
743
00:41:44,941 --> 00:41:46,818
...so she had to find him.
744
00:41:46,984 --> 00:41:50,071
Mr. Cod insists it's a work of fiction...
745
00:41:50,238 --> 00:41:56,619
...but if published, it could serve as
a how-to manual for an audience of one.
746
00:41:56,786 --> 00:42:01,457
For Olive Snook, home was the place
she hoped to find herself...
747
00:42:01,624 --> 00:42:06,129
...and perhaps find new friends
with not so many secrets.
748
00:42:06,295 --> 00:42:08,548
OLIVE:
Hi, Pigby.
749
00:42:08,714 --> 00:42:13,594
For lonely tourist Charlotte Charles,
a. k.a. Chuck...
750
00:42:13,761 --> 00:42:16,556
...home was where the Pie-Maker was.
751
00:42:16,722 --> 00:42:18,349
And this home was a place...
752
00:42:18,516 --> 00:42:23,646
...the Pie Maker's father,
who abandoned him, would return to...
753
00:42:25,523 --> 00:42:30,236
...even if the Pie-Maker
never knew he was there.
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