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Master, where to next?

Well...uh...

We got the hotpot ingredients, so that leaves toilet paper

and shampoo...

I guess popularity gets you places...

Must be cool having your own action figure.

I will contact the toy manufacturers.

No. That’s something you wait for the other side to approach you about.

Let’s go.

Right!

Master, where to?

What the hell—?!

My obsession with reptiles has turned me into one!

I am the great Tongue‐Stretcher!

It’s a monster!

Run!

All you sweet young things are mine now.

See, you’re gonna bear my brood!

Whoa, you surprised me!

Th‐That aura...

That face!

He...he’s no ordinary man.

Not again... I don’t want to be a hero anymore.

That’s the hero they say is the strongest man on Earth!

It’s King!

No wonder he looks familiar! This dude’s a legend...

He’ll take you out with one punch!

Gimme your autograph!

King! King!

King! King! King! King!

King! King! King!

I‐I‐I sincerely apologize for what I’ve done, sir!

Hell yeah, King!

That pervy creep!

‐ Disgusting! ‐ Disgusting!

Teach him a lesson, King!

How did it come to this?

The monster’s on its knees apologizing!

King’s the real deal!

King, are you here because you sensed the monster’s presence?

No, I was just out shopping and—

Hey, hold up!

Who do you think you are, talking to King so casually?

It’s OK, I don’t—

Just a handshake, then?

I have things to do.

Could you let me through?

W‐We’re so sorry!

Give him room! Break it up!

Thank you very much!

All right, got me a copy...

“Heartbeat Hottie Sisters 2,” the limited edition.

Nothing like that feeling on the walk home after you buy a game.

Can’t wait to get home and play.

CLASS S, RANK 7 ‐ KING

Master, that does appear to be King.

Who?

One of the heroes from the Class S meeting.

I’ve been waiting three years for this sequel...

My body is ready!

RETURN OF THE HERO

King... RETURN OF THE HERO

He quickly outranked you, Master,

and claimed the title of strongest hero.

Oh...

However, what could he be doing around here?

M‐Monster!

A monster?

Master, we must—

No, wait.

This might be a good opportunity to observe King’s capabilities.

Let’s see what he does.

My moniker is G4.

I am a machine god created by The Organization.

You are King, the Class S hero.

Prepare to be liquidated!

Look! It’s King! That’s him over there!

You do know that I am King,

the Class S, Rank 7 hero?

Killing you is the reason I’ve come!

What’s that sound?

You don’t know about the King Engine?

It’s the sound of King going into battle.

They say not a single monster has heard it and survived.

Know this. I am conducting a live test of my combat AI systems.

For data collection purposes, I expect you to fight at maximum strength.

Is this thing a robot?

Built by “The Organization”?

What’s he talking about?

Very well.

But I gotta use the john first.

When I hold it in, I can only exert 50‐percent power.

Can’t collect good data that way, eh?

I will wait here for ten minutes.

For every extra minute, ten humans will die.

Understood?

That’s a tough‐looking monster.

Master, that appears to be a robot.

A very powerful one, at that.

Possibly more capable than me.

A troublesome foe of at least threat level Demon.

What will King’s strategy be against such a foe?

So you’ve come to kill me?

Why is this happening to me?!

I’m scared...scared damn it!

I’m not strong!

I’m just an unemployed, 29‐year‐old...

...otaku loser!

King Engine?! What a load!

It’s bullcrap!

I’m a coward twice, no...ten times over!

Rampaging monsters just show up wherever I go,

then while I look the other way someone else defeats them!

And somehow the same thing keeps happening over and over!

That’s all it is!

Before I knew it, I was sent a Class S hero certificate

and became the “strongest new hero.”

It’s my bad for not denying it,

but I never dreamed it’d come to this!

I’m so screwed...

I don’t want to be a hero.

Here it comes!

Think! There’s got to be a way...

No, it’s impossible!

It’s not like a robot will be afraid of my name!

I’m sorry!

I’m so sorry!

Someone’s fighting instead of me...

I’m safe!

Was that a Rocket Punch?

Want help, Genos?

No!

You told me to aim to become one of the top 10 in Class S

I will handle this!

I have to be able to handle this on my own!

Okay...

Then don’t lose.

Warning! Emergency evacuation!

A robotic combat engine is wreaking havoc

in the vicinity of City M Central Park.

Please evacuate in an orderly manner.

I made it home, but man...

I’m sure that robot is gonna give me nightmares.

Maybe I’ll just play some games and forget about it...

The “Heartbeat Hottie Sisters” series always aces their intro.

Now this is excitement!

Hi, big fella! Input your name.

My name, huh?

Using my real name would be lame...

What then...

How about “King”?

No, not my hero name.

If someone saw the Hot Sisters saying, “Oh hi there, King!” I’d...

Wait.

Huh?

Who’s this guy? Why’s he here?

Your window was open.

This is the 22nd floor.

Hey, listen...!

You can’t just barge into a person’s home.

Y‐You’re aware that I’m a Class S hero?

Yeah, I know. King, right?

He’s that Class B hero from the Class S meeting...

May I have some tea?

But...

I didn’t take you for the type to play this sort of game.

Hi, big fella! Input your name.

Kill me now!

What’s this game?

Looks like fun.

Huh? Oh, that’s an action game!

Do you control a robot?

Yes, exactly!

Oh.

That’s actually my kind of game.

I thought this was action too,

but it turned out to be a romance game!

Damn it, bought the wrong one!

It says “Heartbeat Hottie Sisters” right on it.

It does?! Not “Hurt the Haughty Starbusters”?!

Oh, I’ve been scammed! I’m tossing it!

Then let’s play this one.

Good idea. That one’s better... Wait.

You want to play?

Can’t I? You’ve got time, right?

What’s with this guy?

He’s pretty pushy for a Class B.

I mean, I outrank him...

Incinerate.

Your internal components are slag now.

It was your huge body that was your downfall.

The pilot? No, its true form.

Watch it!

Hey, King, you’re really good.

Well, I’ve won a few fighting game tournaments.

Tournament champ? You’re strong in real life

and tops in games, too?

How long is this guy staying?

‐ Just go... ‐ So...

Why’d you run off earlier?

I mean, Genos is fighting the monster now,

but you’re a crazy‐strong Class S hero, right?

How come you ran from that robot monster?

I followed you here to ask you,

but you were just playing games.

You bored of fighting monsters?

Could you maybe be so strong, you don’t feel like fighting?

Please. Talk to me.

This is an emergency evacuation warning.

A giant bird monster has appeared in the skies above City M.

Threat level: Demon.

‐ Do not go outside. ‐ Another one.

We repeat...

That’s the third one today.

What’re you gonna do? Think I’ll take off.

That startled me.

You know, these threats keep coming straight to you.

Something about you may be attracting monsters, King.

He’s right...

I’ve always had awful luck.

What do you do in these situations?

And lately, it’s been the absolute worst.

This thing came to your house.

You kinda have to fight.

I have to do something about these beams.

Come down here!

My objective is King alone.

I have no time for your games!

Please, just give me a break!

Again...and again... and again!

I just happen to get caught up.

All I ever do is run away.

And then someone else beats the monster.

I just find myself passing by,

then people think I defeated the monster.

I’ve never even been in a fight.

“King...”

“The hero’s hero.” “The strongest man on Earth.”

How do I deserve those titles?

What a joke...

I’m just a giant ball of lies!

Curse you!

What’s this?!

Stop your infernal—

The steam is diffusing my lasers!

You seem to be targeting King,

but I know a man who is even stronger.

Aren’t you going to fight, King?

You have it all wrong!

The King the public adores isn’t me!

Oh...I have to tell him!

If I don’t, he’ll...!

You see, actually I’m...

What you said, is it true?

Your reputation and record... those are all lies?

When you wet your pants after the bird appeared...

...that was for real?

How’s he still standing there?

Where’s the bird?

Did he...

Huh?!

You all right?

Help! Somebody!

Hey! Easy there.

I took the monster down.

Is your eye okay?

Open it slowly.

Can you see?

Wh‐Who are you?

Me? You know...

Just someone trying to be a hero for fun.

But you’re hurt...

This? It’s not so bad...

Plus I scored a big win today!

It’s you...

Hey! What’s the matter? Hey!

I’m so sorry!

Is it fun for you?

Being a hero while telling lies and running away?

It’s no fun at all.

Well, it’s not my business and I’m not going to lecture you.

Um...

I might have gotten some credit for your victories, Saitama.

Credit isn’t the issue here.

You’re everyone’s hero now.

No, I’m just—

Whatever you’re gonna say,

everyone thinks you’re the strongest hero there is.

King, do you want to keep on lying?

Or quit being a hero?

I can’t find the courage to decide...

Then why don’t you just get strong?

What?

I’m heading out.

See you.

Hold on!

You’re not angry?

You worked so hard to become a hero, while I...

I’ll drop by again to play games. Okay?

Hey!

Yeah...

Sure.

Doctor Kuseno...

This came from a machine god called G4.

It possessed incredible power and a highly advanced AI.

If any of its components are compatible, please install them on me.

Th‐this is...

Genos, how did you obtain this thing?

Doctor...

I have to become stronger.

Very well, I’ll see what I can do.

There are still places where we can improve you.

Thank you very much.

But Genos, though you became a cyborg to pursue justice,

you mustn’t take it too far.

No. Pushing my limits comes with the job.

My goal now is to make the Class S top 10.

The reckless goal set by your mentor, yes?

I had a feeling you’d mention that.

Be that as it may, Genos, speaking of cyborgs...

Have you found any clues to the cyborg that destroyed your hometown?

Lately, you seem focused on being a hero.

Regarding that incident... I have found no clues.

I see. Still—

That rogue cyborg has attacked many towns and killed many people.

I will find him

and tear him apart with my own hands.

Whatever it takes...

Whatever the cost!

He has become a hero and found a mentor,

yet the hatred remains unabated...

I’m worried about you, Genos.

I am on the trail of that cyborg as well.

I’m painfully aware of how dangerous he can be.

If you should encounter him, don’t do anything rash.

Instead, contact me immediately!

You are cool‐headed and smart...

But the passions of youth can lead one to ruin.

Don’t try to fight him alone.

Doctor Kuseno, I understand.

That battle we will fight together.

I lead the Hero Association Earthdoom Prophecy Emergency Response Team.

You can call me Sitch.

Let me start by thanking you all,

the members of the criminal underworld, for answering our call.

As I said before,

nothing of your nefarious pasts, records or activities will be discussed.

This is not a trap.

The heroes you see are here only for my protection.

He say “heroes”?

Sounds like fun. We’ll kill ‘em dead!

They will take no actions unless you do something foolish.

What, like taking over your little HQ here?

I see wanted men with huge bounties on their heads,

top assassins, even fugitives...

What could Sitch have been thinking, inviting this scum to HQ?

CLASS A, RANK 7 ‐ MAGICMAN What could Sitch have been thinking, inviting this scum to HQ?

I don’t give a crap why they’re here,

CLASS A, RANK 5 ‐ HEAVY TANK LOINCLOTH but seeing ‘em laughing it up is pissing me off.

At the first sign of trouble, I’m letting loose.

CLASS A, RANK 6 ‐ BLUE FIRE At the first sign of trouble, I’m letting loose.

I have three Class A heroes, each with Class S combat skills.

With them here, I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to get violent.

Shall we begin, then?

Hold it.

Where is the hero called “Saitama”?

Doesn’t he live in this building?

Huh? Who are you?

At any rate, please save unrelated topics for later.

What I have to say is important.

He’s not here? Then I’m done.

Think you can leave without hearing us out?

You came, so you’re staying.

“Occurrences of Tiger‐level threats and above are extremely high.”

“This month, levels are six times the average of the past three years.”

“This could indicate the ‘Earthdoom’ prophecy”

“of the Great Seer Shibabawa is approaching.”

“Or perhaps that it has already begun.”

“If this continues, our heroes will become exhausted and be overwhelmed.”

“The prophecy says an unprecedented disaster will befall the Earth within six months.”

“Current conditions make clear that the threat remains.”

“We’ve begun sending out even Class S heroes”

“but there are too many threats to handle them all.”

“The situation will only escalate, and we fight to protect all of humanity.”

“Therefore, despite your character issues,”

“we are asking the able fighters among you”

“to assist us in our efforts.”

So that’s what this is?

I refuse.

Why that—! I didn’t hand those out yet!

How did he—?!

If I had to play hero with you people...

...I’d puke my guts out!

Damn it. What a waste.

It was a good opportunity for an outsider to slip into Hero HQ.

But all I know is his name, face and that he’s Class B Rank 33.

This guy? For real?!

I don’t believe it.

Yes...

His scores were the highest ever on the physical tests.

CLASS B, RANK 1 ‐ HELLISH BLIZZARD ‐ Miss Blizzard! ‐ Miss Blizzard!

Despite no further notable reports of achievements,

he rose from Class C to Class B.

And he did it very quickly after his debut.

There’s something about this man.

There has to be...

...some secret to his strength.

We’ll need to locate him first.

‐ Right! ‐ Right!

I’ll make sure I find him, and then he’ll regret...

...twice embarrassing Speed‐o’‐Sound Sonic.

We’re coming for you...

Just you wait...

‐ ...Saitama! ‐ ...Saitama!

Hey, why’re you taking all the items? Quit screwing around.

Snooze you lose.

This is co‐op play, dumbass!

I haven’t gotten one power‐up! How can we beat the Boss?

I can beat him alone. It’ll be fine.

Oh, the controller broke.

What?

Through the once tranquil town

A thunderous roar peals forth

Watch out! Freak out! Monsters!

Who is going to take the lead

When we destroy the evil ones?

Destruction, confusion... Loosen up!

We know, We are...

HEROES!

(Ah) Why were you

(You) born of evil?

(The answer) If you wish to know

(Is special) I shall tell!

This night the punching fist of glorious justice

Will shatter your fate apart!

(HERO) That word exists for you and you alone.

(Go! Go!) Raise your silent fist to the sky!

(HERO) The apostle bears the weight of solitude

(Go! Go!) For a peace not filled with hatred

He must fight!

Guess we’ll be compensated for our time, yeah?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

This “prophecy” is pretty sweet...

THE HUMAN MONSTER