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What's up?

Do you always look so bad? Or do you want to chat some more?

No, I thought...

Then go there. Go ahead.

Bend over. I'll start from the back.

But I'd rather turn around. What's easier?

Yes, that's much nicer. Okay.

Then let's get going.

If my husband understood that...

- Hello, sweetie. - Where have you been for so long?

- My heart. In the attic. - In the attic?

Yes. Sweetie, we agreed. We didn't want to hear that jungle music anymore.

That's beautiful. It's all for you. Your other old clothes were really too worn out.

Here, this is my late wife's lingerie.

She looked exceptionally hot in it.

You see, sweetie, it's almost like new. I've gotten so used to it.

It reminds me of the good times with my first wife. Those were the days.

How do you like them? Yes?

You'll see, darling.

After you wear them once or twice, they won't smell of mothballs anymore.

What suits you best? We'll see.

Yes, you can see that. And don't scrunch it up. It was her shroud.

Why do I always have to wear this old junk?

Why junk? Well, you don't care.

Young people just use a different language.

That's nice. Yes, it's wonderful. You look like a princess.

Great class. People simply had more taste back then.

More taste? In that outfit, I look like Widow Bolte.

You look good. You can lie down, my dear. Simply wonderful, sweetie.

But there's something missing from you. I've got it. The bonnet, of course.

How could I have forgotten that? You're such a silly little thing.

It'll look absolutely gorgeous on you. You'll look like an innocent young novice. Young and...

There. Now you're fabulously dressed. Wait, I'll get ready too.

Turn around, sweetie. You know how your husband likes it best.

Innocent white and tender, rosy flesh should only be hinted at.

Ah yes, the moment of ecstasy is approaching. Well then.

You make me the happiest person on earth. You lie there innocent and pure.

The tender skin of temptation.

The consummation of marriage must remain a

well-kept secret between two loving people.

You know, darling, I prefer wines with multiple earthiness.

Then you can taste the mother red, so to speak. Yes, thank you.

You have to handle red wines very carefully.

You can't serve them too chilled, otherwise the whole aroma goes to hell.

There are red wines that actually have to be warmed up before drinking.

I was recently at a business friend's house.

The red wine came out of the refrigerator. Horrible.

Most people don't understand anything about wine. They drink some kind of concoction.

I'll take you to a wine tasting sometime. Enjoy.

An old friend has a winery, very close to Bordeaux.

He still sells top-quality, unadulterated wines.

The Chablis we still have in the cellar is also his.

Next time my mother-in-law comes, I'll give her a few bottles.

You know yourself how much the poor thing appreciates a good drink.

Although I don't exactly find it very proper for a woman to consume so much wine.

Of course, her father's death was a hard blow for her,

but that was no reason to keep getting drunk.

Grief and mourning are certainly a hard lot,

but every person should retain a certain dignity.

Imagine, her neighbor told me just yesterday that Mom was already dead.

Would you like some more dessert? Would you like some more dessert?

No, no. Thank you, no.

- And you, sir? - No thanks.

Sorry to bother you.

They have very attentive staff here, don't you think, darling? - Yes.

You're not even listening to me. Is something wrong with you?

Oh no, nothing, darling, nothing.

Then I'm reassured.

I had the feeling you were dreaming with your eyes open.

No, I was just wondering whether I should have a coffee after all.

What? I slept with a black guy?

Of course, only in my dream.

You and your crazy imagination.

It's what's left when you don't experience anything else.

It's all so boring and meaningless.

The days pass without anything at all happening.

But you still love your husband, don't you?

Yes that is correct.

I just sometimes feel like Paul and I have very little in common, you know?

Oh, it doesn't matter anyway.

No, I think it does matter.

You should live alone again.

Why did you marry him?

Well, I can't really talk about it.

Come, let's have a coffee.

What you're missing is your program.

You don't know what you can demand from your life.

And you have nothing to look forward to.

As for the problems with the husband, who doesn't have them?

Do you think other men are different?

I believe so.

Oh well, in bed maybe.

But you have to accept that there will always be someone

who can do things better than your own husband.

That's why people don't get married.

The main thing is that the husband is well off.

So that you have a secure old age.

You can't expect ecstasies.

If you want that, you have to have the courage to go somewhere else.

I often dream about it.

Do you think I should actually cheat on him?

What does cheating even mean?

Why is only your husband allowed to give you an orgasm?

I am very happy with my husband.

This is because I sometimes give myself orgasms.

And who I do it with is not important at all.

And I'm not cheating anyone with this. Not at all.

Of course you're cheating on him.

No. At most, I'm hurting an ego.

Most men cannot bear that another

cock can take you higher than their own.

Just go out and get what you're missing.

You can still do it now.

Because when you get 40, you'll have to pay for it.

Stop! I've never driven there before.

Why? It's a hot oven. Okay, I have to move on now.

You say it every time. Stay here a little longer.

That's not possible today. It's already late. I also have to take the vegetables away.

They can wait five minutes. Come with me, I have something exciting to show you.

Okay, but only five minutes.

Sure. The sooner you come with us, the sooner we'll be back.

Yes, what do you want to show me?

Won't tell. You don't have to be as shy as you are.

You're a nice boy.

Honestly? Yes, thanks.

Come.

- Up ahead, into the stable. - You know, to the stable?

Come, you'll like it.

Honestly? Yeah, well then...

Don't forget to close the door.

Yes, yes, of course.

- Is something wrong? - Are we definitely alone in here?

Sure, there's no one here.

I've never...

Someone will definitely come.

Good, then I'm relieved.

It's great here, isn't it?

Yes.

It is actually a horse stable, but in summer the animals are out on the pasture.

They could have worn more comfortable clothes back then.

But you look much more attractive with it.

Simply delightful, absolutely magnificent.

It drives you crazy just watching it.

- Ehrlich? - Why should I lie?

The main thing is that it excites you.

You say no to stimulate, little darling.

The sight of you is fulfillment for me in a way.

Yes, you look wonderful.

Absolutely wonderful.

Now all that’s missing is the icing on the cake.

The nightcap.

For my queen of the night.

You see my heart.

The true eroticism lies in the details.

So, my sweet, you can lie down.

Your husband is already finished.

Clear the bottom nicely.

Don't be impatient.

The moment of our union is near.

Here, near, with the glowing rod into the tomb of sin.

- Good morning, Odette. - Good morning

Hey, is there still enough coffee?

You may look.

Why? That's practical.

Also comfortable to wear.

If you say so.

Have a nice meal, good day.

Morning, sweetie.

Salad, great, I'm really hungry.

Tell me, isn't it a bit cold down there?

No, not at all.

This is actually incredibly practical. Especially when you want to go to the toilet.

Oh, I was just thinking.

But it does look a bit funny.

Doesn't matter.

Luckily I don't have to wear it.

Basically, Jean-Paul is not a bad guy.

You can’t really blame him for these little quirks,

if he otherwise treats you well.

Every woman has to accept a small flaw.

I just sometimes feel like I'm missing something,

when I'm always with him.

I think there are certainly more men,

those that are completely different.

Do you mean to subtly hint that you intend ...

to cheat on Jean-Paul?

Who knows.

I'd try it if I were you.

That's not so easy.

How am I supposed to get to know someone?

Where am I going now?

Nowhere else to shop.

Why don't you go to your stepmother, to flowers?

That would be a solution.

Right after.

Good idea.

Lap chaos.

Egyptian river.

Three letters.

Nil. Nil, makes sense.

- Is that you, little one? - Yes, hello little flower.

- Are you doing well? - Thanks for asking.

Tell me, such a small, big, fat animal.

Looks like a dachshund. I think he has four legs too.

Really long hair. Wolliges Fell.

- Chicoulet? - Chicoulet?

That would be...

No, that doesn't work.

Chicoulet, isn't that a laxative?

It just doesn't fit.

The thing must have a different name.

Well, I never found price pinions particularly interesting.

If I were you, I'd look it up in the dictionary.

So?

Well, I find them incredibly stimulating, especially when I'm shitting.

- Go on into the salon, I'll be done in a minute. - Okay.

Then we'll just continue tomorrow.

Kid, I tell you, life is actually just shit.

So, sweetie.

Now I am entirely at your disposal.

First of all, good day.

Oh, you smell.

So what is it, kid?

Blümchen, I have a little problem.

I discussed a few things with Odette earlier and she told me,

you would probably know best what I... what I should do.

You know, I just need new experiences.

Paul is good to me, but I also want to experience sex with other men.

I still like him very much, but that can't be all there is.

It isn't. If I understood you correctly, you only want to

gain experience with other men so that you become more mature.

And your husband also gets more out of you.

I know exactly the right one.

Who are you calling?

This will be very good for you.

Hello Slavko, nice to have you here. This is Peggy.

I have an assignment for you.

No, my pipes are perfectly fine.

This time it is something special.

An emergency, so to speak. You have to come right away.

Would you have time? Wonderful.

They're already eagerly awaiting you. See you then.

He's okay. You don't have to be afraid.

He is my plumber, comes from the Balkans.

You will have a lot of fun.

Don't worry, little chin. You look great.

The boy will be thrilled.

The doorbell. Don't run away.

Hello, did you call me?

Yes, come in.

- How are you? - Very good.

- Wonderful. Then we'd better go... - What should I do?

No, wait. I still have a lot to explain to you.

Watch out. There's a beautiful girl sitting over there,

that is just waiting for you to spend some loving time with it.

- That's not good. - Of course, you asshole.

- Nothing else. - Who's talking about Anna? Come on, go inside.

- Good day. - He's great.

Very pleased. You look very good.

Come on, young man. Be brave.

They get into bed with me. We make love.

Yes, good, Slavko. Keep it up.

I'm sure she'll like it.

No.

No.

Come on, yes. More effort. Yes.

Damn it. You haven't even started baking pretzels yet.

Do you have any inhibitions?

There is nothing pleasant.

This is unbearable. Why did I hire you?

I can't make love to her when she's lying there like a board. That is impossible.

What's wrong with you, child?

It's best if you go down for a moment and I will take the boy to heart.

I, I've never experienced that. I'm not a breeding bull.

Sure, you all are.

First take off your clothes, little one.

So, now you can see how a professional tackles something like this.

Hello. Don't we know each other from somewhere? I've seen you before. Maybe at the theater?

It could be. It's possible.

You'd definitely like to lick me.

Me? How could I...

- Are you afraid? You know where it is.

Well, I can almost guess.

I don't like to chat for hours.

Too late.

Wonderful.

It seems very targeted to me.

Why? It's a completely normal club.

Well, you should know.

- I'm not throwing my oil at you for free. - But that's out of the question.

I'll then make you an offer. 148 per galon.

No special charges. You supply me exclusively.

Of course, I'll deliver to whoever pays the most.

Don't get carried away. I always pay the most.

Okay. What I'm particularly interested in is, what's your tanker capacity?

Don't worry, Your Eminence. My large tankers run around the clock, of course.

The only problems that would arise, Your Eminence, would be if you did not deliver to me on time.

When do I sign the contract?

Yes, we will sign the contract tomorrow morning, I would say, Your Eminence.

- Excellent, that doesn't fit. - Okay, deal.

Couldn't you speed things up, little one?

Do you think I have forever to do this?

- Who'll be there? - Only personalities of the first Rammes.

You know, sweet Brigitte, she doesn't get to socialize much. That's why I brought her here.

She usually doesn't have a lot of fun. I think that just has to change.

- Are you married? - Yes, I am.

Your husband is much older than you. There are certain generational issues.

And why don't you feel like it?

I don't want to undress in front of so many people.

Oh, they're all good friends.

Of course. I'm convinced you'd be a huge attraction.

Well, what is it? You don't have to be embarrassed.

- Also? - Let's see.

I know you'll do the strip you're doing. For my sake, right?

I'll go prepare it.

Have you ever been to a fish restaurant?

No, I'm very fresh.

Who is she?

May I introduce you? This is Brigitte. This is her first time at the club.

- I am very pleased. - Good evening.

- This is my sister-in-law. - You should have brought her earlier.

Dude, look, he always tries the same thing.

And the return is up there.

Hello. We haven't seen each other in a while. How are things?

- Who is that? - Well, who do you think? Odette.

Do you want her?

Odette? Odette!

Heaven sent you. Please come to my side.

We have some small problems and you are just the right person to solve them.

What is it about?

- She'll do a strip. - Brigitte is great.

Yes, right now.

Let's go.

Guys, come here everyone.

I can be interested.

Attention, ladies and gentlemen! You'll experience Susanne in a fast-paced striptease number.

Where are you going?

I have a terrible headache. It'll probably be better if I go home.

But it's just the beginning. Brigitte is still staying.

Good evening.

Hey, look, guys, we got visitors.

Keep your good manners. Don't you want to greet the lady?

Well, doll, did you want to get some coal?

Maybe you need a little help.

It's pretty dangerous for a girl to go into the pen all alone. What do you think?

Exactly. She often gets into some really bad ways.

Stop scaring her.

We don't even need to do that. She's already scared.

Yes, well if that's the case, then we just need to calm her down.

Exactly.

You're not quite right in the head. You're completely crazy. Who do you think you are?

Wimps. You're nothing more than boastful pants-shitters.

What do you want? You cowards. You're just staring, you idiots, aren't you?

You stupid bastards, idiots. None of you pathetic creatures will dare to come near me.

- Put your hands down. - Go on.

That would be nice.

Come on, get her on the table.

Except for those who can calm down. Otherwise, we'll spend three hours gambling on you.

- Who should start? - You start.

What? Me first?

Yes, the most beautiful one first.

- We'll continue to play poker. - Thanks, guys. I'll never forget it.

All right. Let's have a drink first.

You're right.

Yes, pull up your skirt. I have a very special method for taking off tights.

Go on, man. Otherwise she'll fall asleep.

And don't fall in love right away.

You have to do this.

It's my turn.

Oh God, you can't even look at that.

Hey buddy, remember. You're not on your honeymoon.

- He fell in love. - Exactly.

You were as crazy back then too.

Great, the little princess.

Man, this is unbearable.

I think you have beautiful big eyes.

What?

And also beautiful hair.

You like them?

You are a beautiful girl.

Beautiful eyes.

I shat my pants.

Come here and do it better if you can.

Good suggestion.

Come here, help yourself.

What's up?

Don't you know?

So listen.

For me it doesn't take long.

Fuck me.

Now you can go again.

An interesting story?

What? Yes, yes, it is.

It's already late. I have to go to the auto repair shop now.

Yes, yes, it's fine, darling.

It will probably take a couple of hours.

So see you later.

Just a little bit further, about two meters, yes?

You're running me over.

-Good day. -Good day.

What's wrong with it today?

Of course. Something with the ignition.

Ah yes, I understand, the ignition doesn't work.

It probably needs to be readjusted.

Oh, Achmed, you can continue over there later.

The ignition must be readjusted here. He is a specialist in this.

It will take a while. Perhaps you would like to take a look around.

Then please come. We go to the back of the large hall. Yes, work carefully.

- But we have a huge workshop. - Yes, three large halls.

You will soon get used to them smell. Unfortunately, it is unavoidable.

- By the way, how is your Mr. Werden doing? - Excellent, thank you.

I'm glad to hear it. Here, over here is our paint shop.

So you paint the cars?

Yes, exactly. The cars then go into our fully automated drying facility.

Because the varnish has to become dry and hard.

Paul, my chief mechanic, works right here. He is a specialist in carburetor issues.

- Good day. - Good day.

It's best if we go further back to the lift.

Then we can explain straight away what is wrong with your vehicle.

- Do you think I will understand this? - Of course, no problem at all.

Technically, it's quite simple. This is François. - Good day.

All right, please come here. Let me explain to you the essentials of this car.

So this thing you see up there is the engine. Drive around there, okay?

And it is precisely here on this so-called engine block that the spark plugs are located.

Right and left here, right?

Oh no, hold on, you don't need an axle, I have. I want to show the engine from below later.

So, from these spark plugs there are wiring harnesses that end in a junction box.

You, here's the little can here. One cable for each candle.

Yes, I understand that.

Of course, the cables must be well insulated.

So that the current flowing through the cables does not come into contact with metal parts.

Otherwise there would be a very easy engine fire.

You see, this car here is a four-cylinder.

Of course, it also has four spark plugs and therefore four ignition cables.

Child's play?

Let us now try to get to the bottom of the matter. Where are most of the errors?

First of all, the spark plugs themselves may be very worn out.

This means that the ignition spark can no longer transmit itself or can only transmit itself.

A cable break can happen from time to time, but this is relatively rare.

Now the fault can also lie in the ignition coil itself or in the junction box.

For example, if the contacts are dirty or inadequately secured.

I'm curious to know where the problem is found in your car.

Your car is still relatively new, isn't it?

Boss, you should come to Hall 1 urgently.

Please excuse me, I will be right back. Please wait here.

It's terrible, you have to take care of everything.

Why am I paying you if I have to do everything myself in the end?

Stay there, it will only take a minute.

You work without enthusiasm, you certainly won't get paid for idling.

The break isn't until the end of the hour.

Well, one thing is for sure, if this devil messes up again, I'll give him a full 8-sided beating.

I won't let myself...

Close it.

You're too pure.

Don't worry, we'll keep you here until tomorrow.

Comes back soon.

Hello sweetie.

Hello, I'm here.

Unfortunately, I have to go, see you tonight.

Yes, okay. Goodbye.

I'll bring you something nice too.

I saw some lovely old lingerie in an antique shop.

And a nightcap to go with it, simply gorgeous.