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Previously onGeorgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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That was Channel Seven,
they want me to fill in
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for the regular weather girl
on Friday.
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[on TV]:
I'm Mandy McAllister.
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As you can see,
this small pond
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that I've been told
to stand in...
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She looks miserable.
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[laughing]:
We should record this.
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That's a snake!
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[shrieking]:
Snake!
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That is a big snake.
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[police car siren whoops]
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Me?
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What'd I do?
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Oh, sure.
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[sighs] Okay, CeeCee,
you either need to be
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extra cute
or whip up a fever.
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All right...
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Hello.
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Do you know how fast
you were going?
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Well, that depends.
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Do you know
how fast I was going?
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I do.
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That's unfortunate.
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I'm sorry, I-I was just...
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Hang on, aren't you
the weather lady
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from Channel Seven?
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Oh, well...
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As a matter of fact, I am.
[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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[gasps] You will never believe
what just happened.
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I got pulled over
for speeding...
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Oh, I've seen you drive,
I believe it.
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Not the point.
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He was gonna give me
a ticket,
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and then he recognized me
from TV and let me off.
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Well, how fast
were you going?
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Not important.
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I can get away with stuff!
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Was CeeCee with you?
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Yes, and she was perfectly
safe the entire time.
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Where is she now?
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I'll be right back.
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♪
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[coos]
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...so he just let me off
with a warning.
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Ah, how 'bout that?
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I was so excited,
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it was hard
not to speed home.
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-But you did.
-I did.
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You know, the dry cleaner
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has pictures of celebrities
up on the wall.
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Maybe we should give them
your headshot.
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Oh, well, I-I wouldn't
call myself a celebrity.
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I mean, the cop did,
but I wouldn't.
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You know,
I've always wondered,
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do those people walk in there
with their picture,
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or do they get asked for one
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and bring it with them
next time?
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These are the things
you wonder about?
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I'm naturally curious.
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It'd be pretty cool
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to see my daughter's picture
on the wall
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next to Caroline Minkus.
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Who?
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Miss Medford 1978.
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She Hula-Hooped.
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If it gets us a discount,
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I say bring 'em a picture.
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What do you ever get
dry cleaned?
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How about the suit
I wore to my dad's funeral?
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That got dark fast.
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Whatcha doin'?
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Answering fan mail.
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Oh, cool.
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I once sent a letter
to Tony Danza.
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He never wrote back.
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What'd you ask him?
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Who really was the boss?
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Guess we'll never know.
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Well, I think it's important
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to let the viewers know
that I appreciate them.
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I hope you saved
some appreciation
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for your biggest fan.
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Well, you might have
some competition,
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because this one
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drew a picture of me.
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Well, that's a little racy,
ain't it?
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[clicks tongue]
You're not jealous
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of a drawing, are you?
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Well, of course not.
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'Cause I got the real thing,
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and you're just as hot
in that baggy shirt and boxers.
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[Mandy chuckles]
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Okay, I gotta finish this.
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[Georgie sighs]
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That's fine.
I'll just say my prayers.
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Lord, thank you so much
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for my amazing,
beautiful wife.
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Subtle.
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Excuse me,
I'm talking to the Lord.
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Please let me show her
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how much I love her
in a husbandly way.
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-Whoa, what's happening?
-Your prayers are being
answered, shut up.
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Where you going?
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I was asked to play at
the high school baseball game.
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Really?
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You know what to play?
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Old-timey organ music.
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And I learned
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
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and "bah-bah-bah-bah-bup-bah!"
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That's called "Charge."
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Okay.
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You getting paid?
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I didn't think to ask.
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-Yeah, why would you?
-[door closes]
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Hey, I'm gonna go
run some errands,
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you want to come with me?
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Oh, where ya going?
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Post office, grocery store,
maybe the dry cleaners.
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You just want me to come
so you can show me off.
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Yes. Go change.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I don't know if
you've met my daughter.
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-Mandy.
-Hello.
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You might recognize her.
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I don't think so.
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Well, my daughter here...
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-Mom, stop.
-She's just being modest.
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She is the weekend weather girl.
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I have her headshot right here
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if you maybe want to
put it up on your wall.
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-Mom...
-What?
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She doesn't want it!
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Of course she does,
she's just starstruck.
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If you have a pen,
she'll sign it.
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Okay, we're leaving, thank you.
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Channel Seven, 6:00,
she's very good.
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MANDY:
Mom!
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Huh, nice.
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That way you can still see her
every day when she leaves you.
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Hey, don't be jealous.
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If you ever date a girl
and she's on TV,
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you can put her picture up, too.
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For your information,
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I did date a girl
who was on Mauryonce.
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I was not the father.
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[entry bells jingle]
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Hey, here for your truck?
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Yep. Is it ready?
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-Yes, sir. I'll grab your keys.
-All right.
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All right, let's settle you up.
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-Cash or card?
-Oh, card.
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Hey, ain't that
the new weather girl?
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Sure is.
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Ooh, she's a looker,
ain't she?
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She's an attractive woman.
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Who's also good at her job.
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So, she come in here?
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Sometimes.
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Is she really
that hot in person?
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Hey, that's my wife.
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Sorry.
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But yeah.
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Here are your keys.
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-Oh, thanks.
-Mm-hmm.
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Hey, he really married
to the weather girl?
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No. Is that what
he's been telling you?
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I knew she was too hot for you.
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[laughs]
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Hey, pal, we made a baby
on the first try.
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Nice save.
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Maybe we should get a bigger TV.
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Bigger?
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This one's 27 inches.
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I know, but now
they got ones twice as big.
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That's $1,500 and
weighs almost 400 pounds.
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Yeah, but that's only like...
what, what is that?
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Like three, four bucks a pound?
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You want a bigger TV,
sit closer to that one.
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[door opens]
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Hello.
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Not good.
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Oh, no, sweetie,
what happened?
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Well, in the first inning,
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I played "Take Me Out
to the Ball Game."
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Mm. No, you don't play that
until the seventh inning.
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I have been made aware.
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Well, anyone could've
made that mistake.
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I also played "Charge"
when the other team was at bat.
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[under breath]:
Oh, God.
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Well, did anyone say "charge"?
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They said "boo!"
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Maybe they were
booing the other team.
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Someone threw a hot dog at me.
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So you had lunch?
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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I was thinking we could
go out for Mexican,
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have a romantic evening.
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Okay, well,
nothing says romance
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like beans and cheese.
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Is that a yes?
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Sure, let me go
hop in the shower.
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I'll put on my fancy shirt.
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What are you calling
a fancy shirt?
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Well, one that ain't
got my name on it.
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[humming]
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That was a long shower.
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I had to shave my legs.
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How's it comin'?
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Five more minutes.
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I think you're
beautiful without makeup.
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This isn't for you.
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Home stretch.
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Mandy, it's just dinner.
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Yeah, but what if
I get recognized?
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Well, you can't get recognized
if the restaurant's closed.
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All right, all done.
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Great.
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Just have to pick out
the right shoe.
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How do you know
what's the right shoe?
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You try 'em all on.
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You do look beautiful.
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So worth the wait?
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-Absolutely.
-[chuckles]
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Should we start with margaritas?
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It does add excitement,
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wondering if my husband's
gonna get carded.
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And I didn't bring my fake,
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so we're really
rolling the dice.
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Here you go.
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What's this?
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From the gentleman at the bar.
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He's a fan.
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[gasps]
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Good thing I curled my hair.
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Thank you!
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Don't wave at him.
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Why? It's nice.
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No, it ain't,
I'm sitting right here.
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[scoffs]
What do you want me to do,
send it back?
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Yes, you're married.
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You don't take drinks
from strange men.
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It's a free drink.
It's not a big deal.
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I can pay for my wife's drinks.
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You're being ridiculous.
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Excuse me.
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Two margaritas, please.
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Sure thing.
Just need to see some ID.
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We get so few nights out alone
and you ruined it.
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I didn't ruin it,
that guy ruined it.
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-How?
-He was trying
to sleep with you.
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He was not!
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Mandy, as a guy who's constantly
trying to sleep with you,
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I know what it looks like.
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Okay, so what if he was?
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I'm married to you.
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I'm going home with you.
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You're the one I'm not gonna
have sex with tonight.
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Well, I'm just saying,
you wouldn't like it
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if other girls were flirting
with me in front of you.
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Other girls do flirt
with you in front of me.
265
00:10:51,497 --> 00:10:52,673
Like when?
266
00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:55,501
Uh, the redhead
at the park with CeeCee,
267
00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:58,374
the cashier in the tube top
who kept calling you "cutie,"
268
00:10:58,504 --> 00:10:59,767
the Hotdog on a Stick girl
269
00:10:59,897 --> 00:11:02,552
who stared at you
as she applied mustard.
270
00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,469
Oh, that's just
good customer service.
271
00:11:08,297 --> 00:11:10,647
So, when it happens to you,
it's fine,
272
00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:11,822
but when it happens
to me, it's not?
273
00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,041
Agreed.
274
00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:16,392
I wasn't presenting that
as an option!
275
00:11:16,522 --> 00:11:18,307
Look, I know how guys think
276
00:11:18,437 --> 00:11:19,787
and I don't want them
thinking it about you,
277
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,397
especially
when I'm sittin' right there.
278
00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:25,444
So, you're mad at me
because guys suck?
279
00:11:25,575 --> 00:11:27,403
No, I'm mad because
you know they suck
280
00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:28,578
and you encourage 'em.
281
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:30,928
[scoffs]
282
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,713
I was just sitting there
minding my business.
283
00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:35,411
Oh, please, you were
looking good and you know it.
284
00:11:46,901 --> 00:11:47,684
Where's Mandy's picture?
285
00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,164
Took it down.
286
00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:50,339
Ooh, do tell.
287
00:11:51,427 --> 00:11:52,733
Mind your business.
288
00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:55,518
I'd love to, but I'm nosy.
289
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,520
Fine.
290
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,391
I took her out
for dinner last night,
291
00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,785
and some clown buys her a drink,
and I'm sitting right there.
292
00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,134
Damn, what did you do?
293
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,309
We got in a fight.
294
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,659
Ooh, you kick his ass?
295
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,139
No.
296
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,185
He kick your ass?
297
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:12,709
Me and Mandy got in a fight.
298
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,276
She kick your ass?
299
00:12:15,756 --> 00:12:16,800
Forget it.
300
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,671
I get how you feel.
301
00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:20,325
Really?
302
00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,458
Yeah, I would've
laid that guy out.
303
00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:24,808
I wanted to, but then what?
304
00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:26,418
Do I punch every guy
who hits on her?
305
00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:28,638
I don't see you have any choice.
306
00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:34,078
I need to find somebody
smarter to talk to.
307
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,870
Can you teach me about baseball?
308
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,698
-You're going back?
-I'm not a quitter.
309
00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:47,962
What about football,
soccer, karate?
310
00:12:48,092 --> 00:12:49,485
Still not over that, huh?
311
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,315
Have a seat.
312
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,841
[exhales] So...
313
00:12:57,972 --> 00:13:00,626
there's two teams,
and the game lasts nine innings.
314
00:13:00,757 --> 00:13:02,498
Each inning,
both teams get to bat
315
00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:03,716
until they get three outs.
316
00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:04,935
Why three outs?
317
00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:07,024
I don't know.
318
00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:08,243
Why nine innings?
319
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,419
I don't know.
320
00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:11,768
Why is it called an inning?
321
00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:13,422
Doesn't matter.
322
00:13:13,552 --> 00:13:14,684
Because you don't know.
323
00:13:17,774 --> 00:13:19,645
The-The important thing is
324
00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:22,126
that when the opposing team
is at bat,
325
00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:24,172
try not to pump them up
with music.
326
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,738
But baseball's so boring.
327
00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:27,305
I think that's why
they brought me in.
328
00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,395
Mm-hmm.
Just play when your team is up.
329
00:13:30,526 --> 00:13:32,223
-Fine.
-All right.
330
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,485
And you can have fun with this,
331
00:13:33,616 --> 00:13:34,965
like if
the opposing team's pitcher
332
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:36,401
gets pulled from the game,
you can play a little
333
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:37,838
"Hit the Road Jack."
334
00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:39,622
-'Cause the pitcher's leaving?
-Yes.
335
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,189
Kinda mean, isn't it?
336
00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:44,453
Well, y--
well, h-he's the enemy.
337
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:48,109
But as the official organist,
shouldn't I be impartial?
338
00:13:48,239 --> 00:13:49,458
No! You're a member
of the team.
339
00:13:49,588 --> 00:13:50,981
I didn't get a uniform.
340
00:13:51,112 --> 00:13:52,548
Only the players get uniforms.
341
00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,985
The coach has a uniform.
342
00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:56,508
Only the players and the coach.
343
00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:59,163
The bat boy had a uniform.
344
00:13:59,294 --> 00:14:02,732
Son, you are killing me.
345
00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:09,478
Took these
out of the dryer for you.
346
00:14:09,608 --> 00:14:11,741
-Oh, thanks.
-That's nice.
347
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,961
Yeah, I was thinking about
wearing it for work.
348
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:16,572
Is it the suit Georgie wore
to his dad's funeral?
349
00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:20,315
I am just trying
to look professional.
350
00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:24,058
Yes, people are always saying,
"Let's tune in
351
00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:26,756
and see how sensibly dressed
the weather girl is."
352
00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:29,280
I don't know
if I'm comfortable
353
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,716
with people watching
just because I'm hot.
354
00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:32,588
They aren't.
355
00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:34,720
You're very good at this.
356
00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:36,809
-But you are also a babe.
-[chuckles]
357
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,203
Which you get from me.
358
00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:43,338
I'm just starting to get
a little more attention.
359
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,079
Well, isn't that the point?
360
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,645
Yeah, but it's making
Georgie uncomfortable.
361
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:47,951
Oh, please.
362
00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:49,910
Men always like
having a pretty wife
363
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,216
till they're worried someone's
going to steal her away.
364
00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:54,131
Oh, did Dad ever get jealous?
365
00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:56,612
Oh-ho, you betcha.
366
00:14:56,742 --> 00:14:59,354
You know, I actually think
it's good for a marriage.
367
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:00,572
You do?
368
00:15:00,703 --> 00:15:02,183
Keeps them on their toes.
369
00:15:02,313 --> 00:15:03,967
Keeps the fire alive.
370
00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:06,274
That sounds like
a psycho power move.
371
00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:09,233
Thank you.
372
00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:11,714
I'm just saying,
there's nothing wrong
373
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,935
with using all the assets
God gave you.
374
00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:17,894
So, God wants me
to show a little skin?
375
00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:20,810
He's a man; of course He does.
376
00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:27,469
-Here you go.
-Hey.
-[chuckles]
377
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:29,862
Thanks for buying.
378
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:31,299
You're having a rough time,
379
00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:32,778
what with your wife being
so pretty and successful.
380
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,956
It has been hard.
381
00:15:37,218 --> 00:15:39,394
Hey, sweetheart,
can I get a Lone Star?
382
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:40,961
You got it, hon.
383
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,704
How about I buy you one?
I hate drinking alone.
384
00:15:45,835 --> 00:15:48,185
Thanks, but I'm working.
385
00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:49,578
What time you get off?
386
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,362
Buddy, she ain't interested.
387
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,016
Who asked you?
388
00:15:53,147 --> 00:15:54,061
What are you doing?
389
00:15:54,191 --> 00:15:55,497
She's working,
390
00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:56,889
she don't need him
hitting on her.
391
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,500
You oughta mind your business.
392
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:00,763
Well, excuse me,
393
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,069
but this lady is
someone's daughter,
394
00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:03,461
maybe even someone's mother.
395
00:16:03,592 --> 00:16:04,767
I look like a mom to you?
396
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,160
I'm trying to make a point here.
397
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:10,120
And you did.
Now have a pretzel.
398
00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:11,948
Just 'cause she's
wearing a tiny skirt
399
00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:13,558
and showing off her belly
400
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:15,604
don't mean she needs some
creepy loser bothering her.
401
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,264
Go ahead, say it.
402
00:16:23,394 --> 00:16:25,092
No need.
403
00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:27,268
You know you want to.
404
00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:29,313
I do.
405
00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:32,186
But I'm exercising restraint.
406
00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,624
Georgie, I told you--
No, not gonna.
407
00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:42,761
[organ music playing
on television]
408
00:16:42,892 --> 00:16:45,112
Honey, Connor's game is on.
409
00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:47,114
[organ music playing]
410
00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:51,161
He sounds good.
411
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,207
Well, I told him
to have fun with it.
412
00:16:55,078 --> 00:16:57,776
ANNOUNCER [on TV]:
Please rise for
the national anthem.
413
00:16:57,907 --> 00:16:59,822
["The Star-Spangled
Banner" begins]
414
00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:06,089
[techno remix of "The
Star-Spangled Banner" playing]
415
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,482
Oh, God.
416
00:17:09,744 --> 00:17:11,311
-[crowd booing]
-What is he doing?
417
00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,488
Having fun with it.
418
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,316
-[techno anthem continues]
-[crowd booing]
419
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,760
Whatcha doing?
420
00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,153
Fan mail.
421
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:27,719
Oh, can I help?
422
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:28,851
Oh, sure.
423
00:17:29,895 --> 00:17:31,680
Oh. So exciting.
424
00:17:33,508 --> 00:17:35,379
All the way from Jasper.
425
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:36,511
Ooh.
426
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,345
What's this stuff?
427
00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,043
Huh, looks like hair?
428
00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:49,524
Kinda curly.
429
00:17:50,786 --> 00:17:52,701
[both shriek]
430
00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:00,578
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431
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