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[Matt] All right,
feel those biceps, baby.

That's five straight days
of gym time.

Oh, yeah, dude,
you're getting huge.

Oh, yeah, well,
it's the only good thing

about my suspension
from practicing.

[giggles] Think of it
as a vacation.

Very unpaid, unfulfilling one.

[Kelly] Aw.

- Oh, it was in! [laughs]
- [David] It was right there.

- What is going on here?
- [Donna giggles]

Well, since we're both home
alone on a perfect date night...

Again. We've instituted
the Losers' Club.

[David] It's more
of a support group.

We talk about being single,
properties of being single.

In fact, we were discussing how
you've been holding out on us.

- Yeah, Matt.
- [Donna] I'm sure you know

- a few hunky corporate lawyers.
- Cute stenographer.

- What's going on, man?
- Ah, fix-ups, right.

Well, I'll thumb through
the Rolodex tomorrow.

Until then, good night, losers.

Hey, members are the only people
allowed to use that term.

- Oh, Kel. Everardo stopped by
- What?

the store today,
and he wanted me to ask you

if you've talked to Matt yet.

- I forgot.
- Courtyard janitor Everardo?

Yeah, he hurt his back
at his day job last year,

and I told him you could give
him some legal advice.

- Well, technically I can't.
- Not even a conversation?

He could really use your help.

Alright, well, um...
I have to pick up some stuff

at the office tomorrow,
so tell him to stop by then.

Okay, all aboard.

[Kelly squeals]

[Matt] Oh! Good night!

Catch you in the gym, David.

Don't they just
make you want to...?

- Yep.
- Eh. Nice!

- [David] Nice one.
- Sailed right in. Oh!

[soft music plays]

[Gina] Hey! Mercedes! What's up?

Honey! Jennifer Lopez asked me
where I got my shoes.

[giggles]
Come on, what's wrong with you?

We're at the opening of
the coolest club in Los Angeles.

I don't know why you invited me
if you're gonna be all grouchy.

Invitation said "plus one."
You're beautiful.

Check out Noah
and his tragic posse.

The, uh, tab's $1,500, buddy.

How do you plan
on paying for that?

Yeah, I set up
an account with Joe,

under the name Dylan McKay.

Someone's looking
for a boyfriend. Who's she?

I don't know.
She's a friend of Noah's.

Of Noah's? They each have
their own bottle of Cristal.

I sent that over.

Free champagne for strangers

and compliments for me.
What's with all the generosity?

It's easy to be nice
to people you don't care about.

I meant the champagne.

[flashbulb pops]

Names?

Uh...

Gina Kincaid. Dylan McKay.

You two together?

Current status: unknown.

[photographer] Got it.

You can take me
off your guest list.

Hi-Bar. Heard you have to sell
your firstborn to get in there.

Me and Dylan are hanging out

with the lamest,
trendiest crowd.

I'm worried about him.
He's not returning my calls.

- Is he okay?
- Yeah, he's just...

he's enjoying his role
as social chair.

Oh, you and Dylan look cozy.

[Gina] Yeah, that was a second
before I left.

I am not getting sucked
back in again by him.

He does that. Oh,
I guess you know that. [laughs]

Eh. Oh, look, it's only 9:30

and already I'm compelled
to tell you to shut up.

Donna, I'm going
to the post office.

Okay. Uh, when you get back,
we have to talk about resigning

the store's lease.
It's due at the end of the week.

Are they still pushing
for three years?

- I tried for shorter. No deal.
- Alright.

- We'll talk about it tonight.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Bye.

So that's what Matt's doing
with his suspension time.

He's pimping out his friends?

We have to meet people somehow.

And, by the way, sister set-ups
are completely welcomed.

Yeah?

Hi. Uh, I was just paged,
and my cell's dead.

Would you mind?

The phone? Right there.

[Gina chuckles]

- [Man] Is that you, Jerry?
- Yeah, this is Jerry.

- MTR Net...
- [Jerry] MTR Net what?

- Want to get in on the IPO?
- [quietly] Do you have a pen?

- You still there? Great.
- No, no, I'm still here. Yeah.

- They want to meet today.
- They want in, let 'em in.

I can fly up to Palo Alto
tomorrow, if need be.

- Great. I'll talk to them.
- Right.

Thanks so much.

- I'm Donna, by the way.
- Jerry Young.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- I'm Gina. Hi. [giggles]

- Thanks again.
- You want to try something on?

- We have men's sweaters...
- I should really get going.

- Nice to meet you.
- You, too.

- [Gina] See you.
- Bye.

[sighs]

[Jerry] This is gonna seem
really forward.

Are you free tonight?

[Gina gasps quietly]

Free? Yeah, I'm free.

That's an understatement.

[Gina] This is her phone number.

Her last name's Martin.

- Tonight it is. I'll call you.
- Great.

[Gina squeals]

- Did that just happen?
- Yes, thanks to me.

Hey, let's call Matt
and tell him he's been replaced.

[Donna nods]

[theme song plays]

[lively music plays]

[Janet] Before I hire a nanny,
I want you to meet my husband.

He's doing a stupid alien thing
for his tabloid paper.

Just so you know,
this is going to be

an everyday occurrence.

[woman] Fine with me.

I love tabloids.
Well, bye, guys.

[Steve] Bye.

Have a nice day, now.

- So, when does she start?
- She doesn't.

Why not?
Her credentials are amazing.

I think we should bring her
back in for a second interview.

If you are going to force me
to be superficial and catty,

so be it.

Darby is cute.

- So?
- I hate cute, okay?

I hate her cute,
perky little bob

and her perky little smile

and her perky boobs.
She's annoying.

I don't want to share my house
and my child with her, okay?

We're not hiring Darby.

Honey, that doesn't make sense.
Wait a second.

Are you worried that
I'd fool around with the nanny?

- Get over yourself.
- Oh, so wait,

now you're saying
she wouldn't be attracted to me.

Of course she would, honey.

So will the ladies
from Grandmas and More.

Um, they place retirees
with young families,

and that's who we're gonna use.

And Durning,

you're dripping on my floor.

Sorry.

[sinister laughter]

[rock and roll music plays]

Hey, Dylan.

- Come eat with me.
- I'm kind of in a rush, Kel.

You can eat and leave.

[exhales]

[sighs] Huh.

Haven't seen you since
Maddy's baptism. How are things?

Good. Busy.

Yeah? I know. Club-hopping.

Well, then you needn't ask.

Gina showed us the picture
in the Chronicle.

Who's the new crowd?

Oh, just people.

People. Hm.

Um, listen, we were all thinking

about going up
to the Hollywood sign.

Donna and David said
they haven't been there

since graduation.
You want to come?

Uh, I think I'll pass.

How about next week?

Probably busy.

Yeah. If you're
too busy for us...

I'm a busy guy. Can I get
some service here, please?

Oh. Hey, I need to talk to you.

[Dylan groans] You know what, ladies?

I'm not in the mood
for conversation.

I came here for a tuna melt.

Then I won't keep you.

- Oh. Well, I'll see you...
- [Dylan stammers]

I've watched her
do that a thousand times,

and it just gets
more and more satisfying.

- Yeah. I'll see you.
- No. Wait.

I want to apologize
about last night.

Because... my old agent called.

- You know Mia Stockman, right?
- No.

Yeah, sure you do.
She's the ex-Wimbledon champ.

The one who's opening up the
chain of fitness clubs in L.A.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

She's looking
for female athletes

to help with
the, uh, publicity thing,

and she saw this.

[Gina] Guess what I'd get in
return for my spokesman duties.

A cut of the profits.
We're having a meeting

at the end of the week
to iron out the details.

So you want to thank me now
or you want to thank me later?

Well, I was thinking
that maybe, you know,

we could hang out
at the After Dark,

because I heard that Noah
booked Nu Flavor.

Mm, I don't know,
I got some people coming by.

Oh, good, so you mean
that we could hang out with you

and fifty of your
closest friends again?

[laughs]

You want to go or not?

Pick me up at 10:00.

According to
your initial complaint,

Williams Foods refused to remove

any of the surplus shipping
crates from the stockroom.

I said it was dangerous.

They said it wasn't none
of my business, until they fell.

Okay, now, that was
last January, and...

I'm not seeing any motions
ever filed on your behalf.

I had some other crook lawyer
telling me that

we could both retire
if I pretended I couldn't work.

I said no, so they dropped me.

Everardo... do you know what
a statute of limitations is?

It's a window of time allowed
for someone to file a case.

Now, in on-the-job injuries,
that window is one year.

Yours is up in two days.

Man, my back
keeps getting worse.

I already made a dozen calls
to other attorneys

and no one is available
for a referral.

I didn't want another attorney, anyway.

You seem hard-working, honest.

All I want to do
is pay my hospital bills.

Everardo, I can't take the case.

- I'm sorry.
- That's what the manager

at Williams said, too.

Look what "sorry" got me.

[door closes]

[knocking at door]

Can we talk? Jerry stood me up.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Who's Jerry?

Jerry. Jerry's this gorgeous
mystery guy

that came into the store today,
borrowed the phone,

promised he'd call me,

and I was going
to have his kids.

Oh, I mean, not today
but after we got married

on some beach in Mexico.

- [both chuckle]
- What's this?

Oh, I was trying to find out
how certification

- for teen counseling works.
- Hmm.

Something tells me
my name's going to be

the only one on the store lease.

I was just exploring my options.

Do you remember when you, me,
and Brenda spent the beginning

of our junior year
at West Beverly making sure

that our class schedules
matched?

Yes. I ended up

with Mr. Silvera's geometry.

It's the first time

we all went our different ways.

We cried for like a week.

But we survived.

You've been thinking about this
for a long time.

You'll be fine on your own.

So will I.

Will we always be friends?

- Of course.
- I mean all of us.

I ran into Dylan today,
and he made it very clear

that he wants
nothing to do with me.

Yeah, Noah's been doing
the same thing.

Just makes me sad.

Well, a lot of good things
are happening, too.

You found this great guy,
and you're engaged.

[both chuckle]

Oh, look at this.

I found that under my bed.

[chuckles]
Check out Dylan's hair.

[Kelly laughs] Look at Steve.

Oh, my God.

Steve Sanders is a father.

[sighs]

We've all been friends
for so long.

Too long to just let go.

Well, I don't think
I have any more questions,

although I do want that recipe
for banana bread.

Of course. [chuckles]

So I'll just wait
to hear from you?

Um, well, we've made our
decision, Angie. You're hired.

Wonderful. [chuckles]

Um, I wonder if I could see
the little dear.

Oh, of course.

Are you sure about this?
She smells like VapoRub.

[Maddy cooing]

There's our girl.

[Angie] Oh, hi.

[chuckles] Excellent.

The dimensions are perfect.

Now, when can we start
the smudging?

- The smudging?
- Oh, I'll cleanse the room

with a bundle
of smoldering sage.

That way, no demons can enter.

Steve.

Yeah, um, Angie,

I don't think we'll be needing
your services after all,

- or your smudging.
- [sighs]

So you say.

I'll see my... myself out.

Hmm.

[Steve sighs]

Okay, so I'll call the agency

and have them send over
another stack of résumés.

We don't have time.
You have an article due,

and I'm three days behind
in getting this issue laid out.

And you can shove
the banana bread recipe.

Great.

Fine.

Hire that damn Darby.

[Steve] Hello, Maddy.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Guess who I talked to
last night.

Matt's friend Chrissy.

A lawyer named Chrissy?
How does she get any clients?

First thing that comes to mind
is Three's Company.

She finished law school at 23.

- Geek.
- She's really funny.

How cool is this?

She surfs every morning.

So she's funny and smart
and successful

- and thank you, Matt.
- Yeah, we're meeting tonight.

That's great,
that's really good for you.

'Cause Jerry didn't call me.

- Oh, no?
- No, completely blew me off,

so let's not talk about Chrissy.

I guess the Losers' Club
is down to one,

and I'm feeling
a candy binge coming on.

What, are you just
here to gloat?

Uh, no, actually, I'm...

I'm looking for Noah.

I was wondering
if maybe you've seen him.

When he moved in, he said
he'd pay half the utilities,

- and I'm hoping to collect.
- No, he's avoiding me.

Gina said he's been going out
a lot, though.

- Do you know if he's drinking?
- Honestly...

I haven't seen him in action
enough to be able to say.

[Jerry] Donna.

I am so sorry about last night.

- My board meeting ran late.
- Oh, hi.

I'm sorry,
we're, uh, closed for lunch--

brunch, whatever.

[David] You must be Jerry.

- I'm David. Hey.
- Hi.

- I'm in big trouble, huh?
- Little bit, yeah.

Donna, last night, the moment
my meeting was over,

I ran to get my car,
the sprinklers came on,

totally nailed me.

When I finally tried
to reach you,

this is what I found
in my pocket.

The ink ran everywhere.

If it makes you feel any better,
people thought I wet my pants.

[David laughs] You got to
give him credit for trying.

- David, you, I like.
- Oh, good.

- [Donna chuckles]
- Can I make it up to you?

Fine.

Here is my number. Again.

Along with a waterproof
laundry pen.

It's a gift.

- Tonight?
- Tonight.

- David.
- Jerry.

- That was Jerry. [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.

- Hey.
- Hi.

What happened? I was looking
forward to the pasta primavera.

Yeah, so was I, but I can't stop
staring at this cookbook.

[sighs] I talked to Donna today.

- Hmm?
- I'm out of the store.

Really? How'd she handle it?

She was very supportive.

That's great.
Let's go out and celebrate.

Yeah, now I have to figure out

what I'll do
with the rest of my life.

You can agonize
on our way to Orso.

- Come on, I'll grab your coat.
- Why are you so late?

Uh, well, I was
on a conference call

with the attorneys
at Williams Foods,

discussing Everardo Perez,
my new client.

Matt, you're suspended. You
could get in trouble for that.

No, it'll be fine. Besides,
I persuaded them to mediate

- at their offices tomorrow.
- What if the Bar finds out?

They won't find out. Mediation's
different from litigation.

No courtrooms involved,
very low profile.

- No one will ever know.
- So you're risking your career?

- Everardo needs me.
- Okay, I'm gonna go ahead

and sign that lease because
we need some kind of security.

Kelly, listen to me.

You don't belong
at that store anymore, okay?

I will take care of us while
you figure out what's next.

- I know that, I...
- And no more excuses.

[chuckles[ Okay?
I want you to trust me.

Okay.

Let's go eat, alright?

- [laughter]
- [rock music plays]

[man] It's quite the party limo, thanks.

- [woman] Yeah.
- Having fun?

Sure, the more the merrier.

- [woman] Yeah.
- What do we got here?

Oh, share the wealth, come on.

Hey, not in my car.

What?

Last week we're having sex
on your wet bar,

and now you're acting
like my dad?

Nice.

Nice girl.

Come on, we need some champagne.

We need something, don't we?

Pop that bad boy open.

[man] Come on, come on.

- Yeah, whoo!
- [man] There we go.

[passengers cheering]

Yes!

- Oh!
- Yeah!

[overlapping chatter
and laughter]

[rock music playing inside]

Noah, hey,
I need to talk to you.

I can't, I'll see you inside.

That was my roommate.

- He's a popular guy.
- Yeah.

Do I look like a spokesperson
to you now?

Well, actually, I think Mia
would be proud.

Grace under pressure
and all that.

Go inside.
You're going to miss the band...

Oh, I can wait.
Come here, come here.

- There you go, champ.
- That's not helping!

That's not how you pat
a girl's face.

You're gonna have to go inside.

I'm not going to go
in there like this.

I don't even want
to go in there with you.

What do you think about that?

[Dylan sighs]

Hey, Fred.

How about I take
a ride in the car

and you go get yourself
some dinner-- my treat?

Yeah, right.
I just paid off this car.

Let me rephrase that. Hey, Fred,
how about you go get some dinner

and I give you a thousand bucks?

You've got till midnight.

Okay, so come on.

- You feel like a little joyride?
- No.

- Come on, let's take...
- I don't feel like a joyride.

[murmurs]
Let's take a little joyride.

I don't want to go
on a little joyride.

It'll be fun.

Well, let me put your coat on.

[rock music plays]

My company does headhunting
via the Web.

We're, um, getting ready
to go public.

- That's huge.
- I know. I keep waiting

for someone to knock on
my office door and say,

"We were kidding.
Go back to your programming job

- in Van Nuys."
- [Donna laughs]

Would you mind if I kissed you?

- [beeping]
- Oh, come on.

It's my secretary.
I'll be right back.

Okay.

What?

Donna and Jerry
sitting in a tree.

- [both chuckle]
- Shut up.

But I will admit to the strong
and immediate connection.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

You think I should go talk
to Noah?

No, don't bother.
He already blew me off.

I got to get back to Chrissy.

- How is she?
- Get this.

I get to her house,
she's not ready.

So she sits me down
on the couch, puts the game on,

and offers me a cold beer.

Oh, you're pretty much in love.

Yep, pretty much.

You know, uh, I say we move

to disband
the whole Losers' Club.

- I definitely second that.
- Good.

So, how do you think this
big boy'll do on Mulholland?

So is that
who you replaced me with?

That worn-out skank

with the coke spoon up her nose?

That was just a one-time thing.

Right, that's why you spend
every single night

with her and her friends.

You know they're just using you
for your money, right?

[chuckles] And what's Noah--
your new best friend?

Hardly.
Maybe I just need a break

from people
who make demands on me.

Oh, like who, Dylan?

Who makes demands on you?

- Everybody.
- Aw.

Steve and Janet
are constantly...

Yeah, they're horrible.

...bitching I'm not
a good godfather.

Kelly sits and waits for me

to make a mistake,

and then young David

spent the last few months
preaching how

- I don't treat you good enough.
- Well...

Those people
don't give me anything.

I know that,
but they don't expect anything.

Oh, they expect a free ride,
and you give it to them.

Eh, it's only money,
and I'm done talking about it.

Will you take me home?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

[engine revving]

[siren wailing]

Uh...

Oh, damn it.

Well, pull over.

[siren stops]

All right, just be cool,
just relax.

[garbled radio transmission]

[window lowers]

Hi. [chuckles]

License and registration.

Well, yeah, I do--
I got a license, but, uh,

the car's a loaner.

Would you both please exit
the vehicle?

Yeah.

- [officer] Anyone in back?
- [Dylan] Uh, no, it's just us.

Here, look.

[officer]
That's a lot of cocaine.

- That is not ours.
- [officer] Of course not.

Would you please step
over to the vehicle

and clasp your hands
behind your head?

[Dylan clears throat]

- Excuse me.
- Right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will

be used against you
in a court of law.

You have the right
to an attorney

and to have the attorney present
during questioning.

If you so desire...

Hi there.

Nice jacket.

Going somewhere?

Well, well, well,

if it isn't eligible
bachelorette number one.

Sounds like you and David
hit it off.

David's great.

- Thanks for the introduction.
- Yeah.

But I'm gonna put that
on the back burner

until I get something resolved.

Oh, yeah, with who?

With the guy who introduced us.

Last year, I was appointed
to the Bar's ethics committee.

Yeah, I know.
Sent you that beefcake calendar

and a bottle of Blue Nun, remember?

That was funny,
but that's not why I'm here.

David casually mentioned
that you were still practicing.

A workman's comp case.

Really?

Well, maybe he misunderstood
my level of involvement.

Are you helping this guy or not?

If you so much as lick a stamp
on his behalf,

I have to report you
on violating your suspension.

I'm sure that would be tough
for you, Chrissy,

since we're friends and all.

And as your friend,
I am asking you

to not put me in that position.

If you're involved in this,
get out.

[chuckles]

I hear you, Chrissy,
loud and clear.

All right, well,
thanks for stopping by.

See you.

[door closes]

[Gina]
No, I... Just listen to me.

I would never lie
to a police officer.

I mean, the car--
we borrowed it, you know?

And the drugs definitely
were not ours.

The car was in your control.
That equals possession.

You're awfully quiet.

Did you get in touch with Matt?

He's suspended.

Our lawyer is unavailable.

The instinct is
to cut back on the chitchat.

You gonna charge us, or what?

As a violation
of your probation,

I could haul you
to jail right now.

So, why don't you?

We've been keeping tabs
on your friends.

One of them is trafficking over

$2 million a year in narcotics.

We want to know who he is.

Would you settle for a she?

I'm listening.

I don't know her name.

What do you mean?
You make me so sick.

- Of course you know her name.
- You two can bicker

or I can call
your probation officer

and he can haul you
off to county.

Now, you make the decision.

Um...

give me an hour.

For now, Maddy can sleep
in the bassinet in our room

and you can stay in the nursery.

Yeah, you'll have Wednesday
and Friday nights off,

as well as all day Sunday.

Any questions?

I don't think so, Mr. Sanders.

- Please call us Steve and Janet.
- Yeah.

I'll try, but I was raised
to respect my elders.

Darby, we're not your elders.

When did you go to college?

I finished up CU in '98.

You went to CU?

I went to CU.

We probably bumped trays
in the cafeteria.

- Maybe.
- Huh, what a small world.

Large coffee to go.

Hey.

- Good morning.
- Hey, Noah.

Hey. Oh, Noah,
meet Darby Shahan.

She's Madeline's new nanny.

Darby, this is Noah Hunter.

- A pleasure.
- [Noah] Yeah.

Why don't I make myself
Darby's welcoming committee

and I'll take you out
tomorrow night?

There's a great club next door.

Uh, Noah, can, can I talk
to you for a second, please?

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

- Don't even think about it.
- I'm just being neighborly.

Yeah, I hear you're being
neighborly all over town.

- Look at you.
- I am just having fun, Steve.

Remember what it's like
to be young and single?

Yeah, I do, but you know how
long it took us to find Darby?

I can't have you breaking her
heart and sending her packing.

Do you know how sweet
and innocent she is?

Steve, I will behave, I promise.

Alright, but I want you back
by 1:00, and no touching,

and you have to stay in
group situations at all times.

Am I making myself clear?

Yes, Grandpa.

He used to live with Steve
and dated a good friend of ours.

He's really sweet.
You'll have a good time.

I'm already nervous.

Really? Don't be.
He seems like he likes you.

That's not it. I don't want
to make a fool out of myself.

How would you do that?

[sighs]

I'm a little embarrassed
to talk about this, but...

I wasn't brought up that way.

Okay, let me just make this
really clear, okay?

You don't have to do anything
on that date

that you don't want to.

Trust me, I haven't.

Ever.

Alright, um,
I'll see you guys later.

Janet. Darby, I will call you.

Okay.

Alright.

[both chuckle]

- Hey.
- What's your problem?

My problem?
I was in jail all night.

One of your friends left coke
in the limo and a cop found it.

- So how is that my fault?
- One of them is dealing it.

They're not my friends.
It's none of my business.

I'm saying it is.
What's her name?

Come on, the girl,
what's her name?

Josie, okay?
The one you slept with.

Her last name.

Come on, Noah, give me the name!

Oliver. Josie Oliver.

You didn't hear it from me.

[engine starts]

[sighs] Not now, Kel.

Dylan, wait.
Donna said she saw something

in the Chronicle.
Were you arrested last night?

- Yeah.
- She said they found

drugs in your car.

Yes, they did.
But I'm not using them.

So you can cancel
the intervention, okay?

I'm just here because I care
about what happens to you.

No, Kelly, you're here 'cause
I don't want to go to

some stupid group picnic
at the Hollywood sign.

Don't talk to me that way,
Dylan.

- Hello.
- Hi. How was the mediation?

Great. Whole thing took
about an hour.

Williams Foods cut Everardo a
check for 10,000 smackeroonies.

- Oh.
- Chalk one up for the good guys.

Congratulations.

I needed some good news.
I've had a bad day.

- Why, what happened?
- Nothing new. Dylan was a jerk.

But I don't want to ruin
the moment by talking about him.

Let's get some coffee.

You know you got a message
on your machine here?

- [beeps]
- [Donna] Hey, Kel, it's me.

I'm leaving to meet Jerry.
Such boyfriend potential there.

Anyway, um, I was going
to mail off the store lease,

but noticed you forgot to date
it next to your signature

so I fudged it myself.

Is that illegal?
I don't know. Bye.

What was that all about?

I thought we agreed you weren't
going to sign the lease.

It was a tough decision.

Now how long are you stuck here?

- Three years.
- Three years?

What about exploring
your options?

I did it for both of us.

No, don't say that.

I was clear
on how I felt about this.

Okay, fine, I did it for me.
I got cold feet.

- You happy?
- No, I'm not happy.

Kelly, until you stop
trying to control things

and start having faith that
change isn't such a bad thing,

you know what, you're not
going to be happy either.

[piano plays mellow jazz]

I love this place.

It's where my grandparents
got engaged.

Are you kidding?

1947.

He was just back from the war.

Wow.

Want to dance?

I'd love to.

You cheating bastard!

- Kimberly...
- My meeting let out early.

I got home in time to watch
you pull out of the driveway.

- You're seeing someone else?
- Oh, no, no, no.

He married someone else.

[woman] But not for long.

We're through.

That's for lying to me.

And that's for making me
believe in you.

Hey, Chrissy.

Three Williams Foods employees

called the Bar this afternoon.

Interesting. Well, I'm late for
an appointment, so I gotta...

They were looking for referrals
on the heels

of a recent $10,000 settlement.

- Your settlement, I presume.
- I couldn't drop that client.

- There are always other options.
- Come on, Chrissy.

Would you've had time
to squeeze in a mediation

for a measly ten grand?

No lawyer around was gonna
take that case.

You violated my trust

and the rules of our profession.

The trust thing I apologize for.

It's not enough.

I have to report you.

I can't believe Chrissy
had your suspension

- upped to 60 days.
- Say "two months."

It sounds shorter.

She's definitely off
the invite list.

And no more setups for David.

Well, it's not his fault.

Regardless of what
happened to me,

Everardo still keeps
his settlement money, so...

You're a hero.

[Matt chuckles]

Keep that in mind
when they print my name

in the Suspensions
and Probation's page

of the Bar Journal.

Hmm, what about your clients?

A humiliating letter will go out
to them in a few days.

They're free to take
their business elsewhere,

- if they want to.
- They won't.

I'm kinda having
a hard time right now.

All of a sudden, this group
that I've known for so long

is growing up,
and friends are pulling away.

I want to yank them back in,
keep everything the way it was.

- Mm-hmm.
- I think staying at the store

is a part of that.

Well, if that's what you need,

I'll be supportive.

Mmm, no, I have to grow up, too,

starting with getting out
of that lease.

I've got to talk to Donna
in the morning.

- Did you feel that?
- What?

- Your life just moved ahead.
- Kinda scary.

It's like swinging through
the air without a safety net.

Well, stick with me, kid.

You'll learn to love it.

I'm cold.

- You're cold?
- Mm-hmm.

- [Donna groans]
- Oh, stop it.

There's no way you could have
known Jerry was married.

I am never, ever letting strange
men in my store again.

[chuckles]

Why aren't you out
with Chrissy tonight?

After Matt told me
what she did to him,

I really didn't want
to see her again.

Get this: she understood.

You know, some weeping or
begging would have been nice.

Well, I think funny,
successful and athletic

are highly overrated.

Highly. Mm-hmm.

[sighs] So,
what do you want to do?

You want to get some Chinese
food or catch a movie?

I got a better idea.

Oh.

Open up!

[chuckling]

Ow!

- You're bad at this. Open up.
- Well, so?

You didn't get any of them.
None of them.

I don't know if I want...

[crickets chirping]

[Janet] Fed, changed and happy.

[Steve] Is that right, Maddy?

I was talking about us.

[Steve laughs]

You know that Darby, she's, uh,
she's working out okay.

She's pretty great.

Yeah, if she's so great,

I'm actually rethinking
my stand on cute.

- Oh, yeah?
- She picked up a new dress

for her date tonight
at the Beverly Center.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

I had a little conversation
with Noah.

He's aware that the nanny
is to be seen and not touched.

Hmm, thank you.

I don't know why
I'm so protective of her.

Well, Darby's like family.

You've bonded.

Yeah, I guess.

She was so nervous
about her date tonight.

[chuckles] I hope
the Peach Pit After Dark

is not too wild for her.

[loud pop music plays]

Hey, we've gotta go.

Oh, no, no, no,
just one more song.

I told Steve
I'd have you home by 1:00.

- We'll take the limo.
- You have a limo?

Mm-hmm. 12-person stretch
right out front.

Mm... sounds big.

[chuckles] Yeah, it is.

Then I'd love to see it.

Let's go. Come on.

- [knocking at door]
- [reporter] More bad news

for restaurant owners
in the Southland,

following a local station's

investigative report
on sanitary conditions.

Yes!

[broadcast stops]

Oh, great.

Hey, did I wake you?

- No.
- Oh.

Listen, uh, Noah gave me
the name of the dealer, so...

- Was it your girlfriend?
- They dropped the charges.

Oh, good, that's one less
thing I have to worry about.

What?

Mia Stockman's people called.

I'm off the gym campaign.

What?

[Gina] Yesterday's Chronicle.

- Nice picture, right?
- What's the big deal?

I'll call the paper
and they'll print a retraction.

I already thought
of that brilliant idea, Dylan.

I called Mia.

It seems that she's already
given it to Michelle Kwan.

I guess her image is tamer.

More fitness-friendly.

I'll tell you what.
You want a gym?

I will buy you a gym.

- No, you won't.
- Oh, yes, I will.

I've got the money,
you name your price.

Name my price?
I'd like you to stay

out of my life.
For good this time.

As much as I like
having you in it,

you always screw
things up for me.

- Gina...
- No.

I'm not getting
sucked back in, Dylan.

Just go away.

Good night.

[sighs]

[door closes]

What the hell
are you doing here?

The maid was turning down
your bed.

I hope you don't mind.

I ate your chocolates.

Why don't you get out?

Cops with search warrants

were by my sister's apartment
this morning.

Do you know what that means?

Did you hear what I said?

Two kilos of blow went down

the L.A. sewer system.

I heard you pointed her out,
Dylan.

That was a big mistake.

[yawns]

[vehicle approaching]

[Darby] Oh, you were fantastic.

We got to pull it together.
We're two hours late.

Steve is gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill you.

Let's just keep this
between us, okay?

- You better believe it.
- Oh!

Darby, I gotta tell ya...

that was one heck
of a floor routine. [chuckles]

You're not so bad yourself, stud.

Oh, my God.

Hey, let's go. Come on.

- Wait. Okay.
- Oh...

[Noah] Whoo! Hey, come here.

[Darby] I gotta go. Come on.

[Noah] Okay.

Well!

Sorry we're late.

Lost a contact lens at the club.

Did you have a nice time, Noah?

Yeah, she's a great girl.

Mm-hmm, well, okay then.

Yes.

[hushed] Noah! Noah!

You seduced her, didn't you?

- Steve, I didn't--
- Oh, come on! Fess up. Fess up.

You got that
I-slept-with-the-nanny look

written all over your face.

Come on. Details, details!

- Steve, listen.
- I'm listening.

- We're driving home, okay?
- Yeah?

- I'm minding my own business.
- Yeah?

And she wants
to pull over to the mini mart.

- [chuckles]
- So we do.

She comes back with whipped
cream and chocolate syrup.

- Oh!
- First thing I'm thinking is,

"Where's the ice cream?"

Sure that's the first. Come on!

Man, we did things in that limo
I have never dreamed of.

- She called me Hercules.
- She called you Hercules?

[chuckles]
Listen, she was a gymnast.

Did you know that?

- CU gymnastic team?
- Yes.

- Did you say chocolate syrup?
- And whipped cream, too.

Man, that reminds me
of this girl I knew in school.

Oh, she was out of control!
She gave me this nasty hickey.

[gasps]

It's Darby. Oh, my God.

What?

I did the nanny.

[chuckles]

You got problems, buddy.

You really do.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.