Original subtitles

HE SIGHS

Go, dogs, go!

Go, dogs, go!

He's coming, he's coming!

He's coming, he's coming!

DOG BARKS

There you go. Have you got it?

There you go. Have you got it?

Morning! Here you go, Uncle Tris. Jimmy's made you a lovely egg.

Morning! Here you go, Uncle Tris. Jimmy's made you a lovely egg.

Morning! Here you go, Uncle Tris. Jimmy's made you a lovely egg.

Ooh, what a delicious-looking soft-boiled egg.

Ooh, what a delicious-looking soft-boiled egg.

I can't wait to taste it.

Ah...

You tricked me, you little rascal!

You tricked me, you little rascal!

Are you on kitchen duty?

You'll be giving your ma tips when she gets back from London.

You'll be giving your ma tips when she gets back from London.

He's been a wonderful helper. I bet he has!

Thanks again for looking after him this week.

I'm not sure his grandad would have managed so well.

I'm not sure his grandad would have managed so well.

It's lovely having you both here. I only wish it were permanent.

It's lovely having you both here. I only wish it were permanent.

Unfortunately, Helen may still have one or two reservations about that.

Unfortunately, Helen may still have one or two reservations about that.

Unfortunately, Helen may still have one or two reservations about that.

But with Jenny gone, and Mrs H here...

She knows I'll always look after Jimmy and Rosie, don't she?

She knows I'll always look after Jimmy and Rosie, don't she?

Aye, she does. I think she just worries

that someone else always has to be the centre of attention.

that someone else always has to be the centre of attention.

Jimmy! Got a challenging one. Who on earth could she mean?

Jimmy! Got a challenging one. Who on earth could she mean?

Jimmy! Got a challenging one. Who on earth could she mean?

Er, what's this?

Oh, I've been teaching him to identify spoor.Spoor?

Oh, I've been teaching him to identify spoor.Spoor?

You mean... JIMMY:Animal poo!

You mean... JIMMY:Animal poo!

MEN CHUCKLE

Don't worry, I won't bring it anywhere near the table.

Don't worry, I won't bring it anywhere near the table.

Come along, Jimmy. Have you seen my glasses?

Come along, Jimmy. Have you seen my glasses?

I hate it when he's in a good mood.

It's like being licked by a shorthorn!

It's like being licked by a shorthorn!

It's rather sweet.

I'd say a diet of pine cones. What do you think?

I'd say a diet of pine cones. What do you think?

Siegfried, d'you have a minute?

Run along, Jimmy, see if you can identify it from the chart.

Run along, Jimmy, see if you can identify it from the chart.

I must say, I'm rather enjoying having him back. And you, of course.

I must say, I'm rather enjoying having him back. And you, of course.

When Helen comes home from London, it'll be just like old times.

When Helen comes home from London, it'll be just like old times.

Being back here full time's given me a chance to go over the books.

Being back here full time's given me a chance to go over the books.

Damn glasses...We're in a worse mess than I thought.

Damn glasses...We're in a worse mess than I thought.

Is this going to be dreary?

I don't think you realise how bad it actually is.

I don't think you realise how bad it actually is.

How much business we've lost recently.

If you lived here permanently,

instead of running back and forth to Heston,

we might have a chance of turning this thing around.

we might have a chance of turning this thing around.

I don't think that is the problem. We're way into the red.

I don't know how we'll pay Mrs H this week, never mind anyone else.

I don't know how we'll pay Mrs H this week, never mind anyone else.

We have a new Prime Minister, in case you hadn't noticed.

We have a new Prime Minister, in case you hadn't noticed.

Mr Attlee is providing food for all,

Mr Attlee is providing food for all,

health care for all, and houses for all.

health care for all, and houses for all.

Look, I found this. It's from the dog track at Hensfield.

Look, I found this. It's from the dog track at Hensfield.

They need an attending vet urgently. Have you done anything about it?

They need an attending vet urgently. Have you done anything about it?

I should think not.

It's cash in hand! Exactly what we need right now.

It's cash in hand! Exactly what we need right now.

I walked away from a similar job in Ripon, if you remember.

I walked away from a similar job in Ripon, if you remember.

I didn't like the way the horses came second to the money.

I didn't like the way the horses came second to the money.

I suspect whippets will be even less of a priority.

I suspect whippets will be even less of a priority.

I've trained at greyhound tracks, I've seen the dogs well cared for.

I've trained at greyhound tracks, I've seen the dogs well cared for.

The National Greyhound Racing Club is one thing,

The National Greyhound Racing Club is one thing,

and an unlicensed flapping track is quite another. A-ha!

and an unlicensed flapping track is quite another. A-ha!

More the reason to have a decent vet there.

Besides which, we don't have the luxury of choice.

Besides which, we don't have the luxury of choice.

I'm sorry. I want nothing to do with it.

JIMMY:Is it badger?

No. Badger is altogether muskier and less well-formed.

No. Badger is altogether muskier and less well-formed.

No. Badger is altogether muskier and less well-formed.

SIEGFRIED CHUCKLES

Let me have a look at your chart, Jimmy.

Let me have a look at your chart, Jimmy.

I thought you were going to draw a rabbit?

I thought you were going to draw a rabbit?

Oh, that is a rabbit. Uncle Siegfried!

Oh, that is a rabbit. Uncle Siegfried!

Come on. Veterinary!

Come on. Veterinary!

Thank you, young fella!

Thank you, young fella!

Want your car minding, mister?

Aye, all right.

BEEPS HORN

BEEPS HORN

I says to him, if you think t'dog's got it bad,

I says to him, if you think t'dog's got it bad,

tha wants to take a look at my gout.

Eh? Mr Coker?

Eh? Mr Coker?

Never heard of him.

James Herriot. I'm here about the...

Ah, veterinary! Thank God for that.

Ah, veterinary! Thank God for that.

Right, see you later, Stan.

Ah, I'm ever so grateful, Mr Herriot, I really am.

Ah, I'm ever so grateful, Mr Herriot, I really am.

You've got me out of a tight spot here, you have.

I'm sorry I wasn't in touch earlier. Your letter...

I'm sorry I wasn't in touch earlier. Your letter...

It's not that you can't find a vet. I mean, vets are two a penny.

It's not that you can't find a vet. I mean, vets are two a penny.

I mean, good vets, though, that's different.

I mean, good vets, though, that's different.

I suppose good vets are busy.

Aye. Daytime meetings don't help.

Aye. Daytime meetings don't help.

How you're supposed to run a track when half your customers

How you're supposed to run a track when half your customers

were at war and the other half were at work, I don't know.

were at war and the other half were at work, I don't know.

I heard a lot of tracks have closed down.

It's not easy, Mr Herriot, let me tell you. It's not easy at all.

It's not easy, Mr Herriot, let me tell you. It's not easy at all.

But I don't do it for t'money. I do it for t'lads.

But I don't do it for t'money. I do it for t'lads.

It's the only bit of pleasure they get, some of 'em.

It's the only bit of pleasure they get, some of 'em.

And none of that happens without you.

Most important man on t'track, the veterinary.

Most important man on t'track, the veterinary.

That's nice to hear.

You've got your certification, have you?

Yes, and my references from... Ah, we'll do that later.

Yes, and my references from... Ah, we'll do that later.

Don't you worry about that. We've got to get you started.

Don't you worry about that. We've got to get you started.

Sorry? Do you mean to say I've got the job?

Sorry? Do you mean to say I've got the job?

I thought this was just...

No, listen, you're the right sort, Mr Herriot.

No, listen, you're the right sort, Mr Herriot.

I can tell by looking at you. I don't have my vet bag.

I can tell by looking at you. I don't have my vet bag.

You're all I've got. Can't race without you.

You're all I've got. Can't race without you.

Well, thank you, Mr Coker.

Morning, Bert! Morning!

Ah, Mrs Ainsley?

Thank goodness you're here, Mr Farnon. We are beside ourselves.

Thank goodness you're here, Mr Farnon. We are beside ourselves.

Thank goodness you're here, Mr Farnon. We are beside ourselves.

RECORDER PLAYS

RECORDER PLAYS

Hello, kids. BOTH:Hello, Mr Farnon.

Hello, kids. BOTH:Hello, Mr Farnon.

Hey, I'm so sorry we couldn't bring him to you.

Hey, I'm so sorry we couldn't bring him to you.

Just some days, he won't let you near.

Just some days, he won't let you near.

PARROT WHISTLES He likes music.

PARROT WHISTLES He likes music.

Well, we think.

Hello, George.

Hello, George.

Me and our Lucy, we made the toys.

Me and our Lucy, we made the toys.

We wanted to make it feel like a forest.

We wanted to make it feel like a forest.

And Bobby here, you drew the pictures, didn't you?

Oh, let's have a look. Wow! Well, he's a very lucky parrot.

Oh, let's have a look. Wow! Well, he's a very lucky parrot.

Let's have a look. Watch yourself with him.

Let's have a look. Watch yourself with him.

Oh, don't worry, I've got a special rapport with birds.

Oh, don't worry, I've got a special rapport with birds.

Here we go. Ah! SQUAWKING

Here we go. Ah! SQUAWKING

He didn't mean it!

See, this is what he's like.

We haven't had him very long, but we love him to bits, don't we?

We haven't had him very long, but we love him to bits, don't we?

Problem is, he doesn't seem to like us very much.

Problem is, he doesn't seem to like us very much.

GEORGE:Silly arse. KIDS LAUGH

Did he just say...? Yes.

Did he just say...? Yes.

And I tell you what, he says it like he means it.

And I tell you what, he says it like he means it.

Silly arse. Silly arse.

We do everything we can to make him happy. I...

We do everything we can to make him happy. I...

I don't know if it's him or if it's us.

I don't know if it's him or if it's us.

He's lost a few feathers there.

He's lost a few feathers there.

Ah, yes. He's started picking.

Ah, yes. He's started picking.

It's like he's that angry,

he'll take it out on anything, even himself.

he'll take it out on anything, even himself.

How's his appetite? He's not really eating.

How's his appetite? He's not really eating.

Droppings? He's got the trots.

Droppings? He's got the trots.

Bobby! Right.

Well, parrots are difficult to diagnose,

Well, parrots are difficult to diagnose,

but it's possible it could be psittacosis.

but it's possible it could be psittacosis.

Sitterco...?

Sitterco...?

It's an infectious disease, very common in parrots.

It's an infectious disease, very common in parrots.

It can lie dormant for a very long time, with no symptoms,

It can lie dormant for a very long time, with no symptoms,

until it begins to cause the bird distress,

until it begins to cause the bird distress,

which could account for these behaviours.

which could account for these behaviours.

Oh, George.

Oh, George.

Unfortunately, it can be transferred to humans.

Unfortunately, it can be transferred to humans.

That being the case...

That being the case...

I will have to take him with me for further observation,

I will have to take him with me for further observation,

just until I'm sure.

You can't take George. This is where he lives.

You can't take George. This is where he lives.

Look, it won't be for long.

Look, it won't be for long.

The vet just needs to check him over, and then...

The vet just needs to check him over, and then...

well, he'll give him some medicine, won't you, Mr Farnon?

well, he'll give him some medicine, won't you, Mr Farnon?

Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Can we help you carry him? Oh, no, don't worry.

Can we help you carry him? Oh, no, don't worry.

He's in safe hands with me. GEORGE:Arse!

He's in safe hands with me. GEORGE:Arse!

Good lad.Thank you. Which dog's next for inspection?

Good lad.Thank you. Which dog's next for inspection?

Blackpool Rock. He's sweet. But he's hard as nails.

Blackpool Rock. He's sweet. But he's hard as nails.

Blackpool Rock. He's sweet. But he's hard as nails.

There we are, lad.

All right, lad. There we go.

All right, lad. There we go.

DOG WHIMPERS

DOG WHIMPERS

Has this dog been fed within the last hour or two?

Has this dog been fed within the last hour or two?

Nothing since breakfast.

Nothing since breakfast.

I can feel a full stomach.

Can't have. He's had nowt.

Can't have. He's had nowt.

If you want me to check, I can vomit him.

I've got washing soda in the car.

I don't want you messing with my dog.

Then I'm sorry, I'll have to take him out of the race.

Then I'm sorry, I'll have to take him out of the race.

Listen, Mr... Herriot.

Listen, Mr... Herriot.

I'm Willie Stockwell, Mr Herriot. Ask anyone about me.

I'm Willie Stockwell, Mr Herriot. Ask anyone about me.

I've trained dogs all my life.

I've trained dogs all my life.

They are my life. And I train winners.

They are my life. And I train winners.

When they come in, it might not mean much to anyone else,

When they come in, it might not mean much to anyone else,

but to me, it's everything.

And Blackpool Rock's the favourite.

And Blackpool Rock's the favourite.

So I don't like what you're suggesting.

Yes, but still his stom... When I were in Africa,

Yes, but still his stom... When I were in Africa,

a couple of the lads, they carried a picture of their sweetheart.

a couple of the lads, they carried a picture of their sweetheart.

I carried two. My family and my dogs.

I carried two. My family and my dogs.

You served in Africa?

I did my bit.

I was discharged as well. RAF.

I was discharged as well. RAF.

So you must know why I need this.

So you must know why I need this.

You must know it's about pride. That's the truth, Mr Herriot.

You must know it's about pride. That's the truth, Mr Herriot.

You must know it's about pride. That's the truth, Mr Herriot.

Problem?

No problem. Good lad.

No problem. Good lad.

SIEGFRIED: Congratulations,

SIEGFRIED: Congratulations,

you've finally made it back with a bird that hasn't dropped dead.

you've finally made it back with a bird that hasn't dropped dead.

Yes, well, if it is psittacosis, it's only a matter of time.

Yes, well, if it is psittacosis, it's only a matter of time.

The feather plucking is a concern.

The feather plucking is a concern.

As is the loss of appetite.

The trots. Mm-hm.

The trots. Mm-hm.

Characteristic green hue? No, not that I've seen.

Characteristic green hue? No, not that I've seen.

But of course, psittacosis can present without all of the symptoms.

But of course, psittacosis can present without all of the symptoms.

Silly arse.

It's wonderful to see the bond you've built up with him.

It's wonderful to see the bond you've built up with him.

Oh, yes, he's an absolute charmer (!)

Has he been in contact with other birds?I don't think so.

Has he been in contact with other birds?I don't think so.

But the infection can lay dormant for years.

But the infection can lay dormant for years.

He may have caught it from his flock.

Do the owners know it's fatal?

I couldn't see the point in telling them before we're even sure.

I couldn't see the point in telling them before we're even sure.

They obviously dote on him. SQUAWKS

They obviously dote on him. SQUAWKS

Heaven knows why.

Heaven knows why.

Right, let's send a sample for testing.

In the meantime, strict quarantine.

And you'll need to keep a close eye on him

in case further symptoms develop.

Yes, I was thinking, erm... perhaps we could swap duties.

Yes, I was thinking, erm... perhaps we could swap duties.

As you know, birds seem to take against me.

As you know, birds seem to take against me.

And, erm, well... I've got this dinner with Charlotte later, so...

And, erm, well... I've got this dinner with Charlotte later, so...

And, erm, well... I've got this dinner with Charlotte later, so...

You brought him in. He's your responsibility.

You brought him in. He's your responsibility.

GEORGE TRILLS

GEORGE TRILLS

Who has the incontinence problem?

Who has the incontinence problem?

Thank you, Mrs Wellings. It's a cat I'm looking for.

Thank you, Mrs Wellings. It's a cat I'm looking for.

Mrs Hall... we have a parrot in strict quarantine.

Mrs Hall... we have a parrot in strict quarantine.

Mrs Hall... we have a parrot in strict quarantine.

Please make sure Jimmy stays away from examination room two.

Please make sure Jimmy stays away from examination room two.

Right you are. Thought I might take him out for a picnic tea anyway.

Right you are. Thought I might take him out for a picnic tea anyway.

Oh, I rather thought I might look after him when I finished here.

Oh, I rather thought I might look after him when I finished here.

He's excited about going on a hunt for fox droppings.

He's excited about going on a hunt for fox droppings.

How can I compete? I don't mean to spoil your plans.

How can I compete? I don't mean to spoil your plans.

It were just an idea. I've plenty to be getting on with.

It were just an idea. I've plenty to be getting on with.

Perhaps if he's not too late going to bed,

there might be time for cribbage?

It's not my favourite, cribbage.

It's not my favourite, cribbage.

Well, er, to make it more interesting,

Well, er, to make it more interesting,

we could always try a variation.

I thought backwards might be fun.

I thought backwards might be fun.

Oh, I've never tried it that way.

You simply do everything the opposite way round.

The winner is the person who finishes last.

I think it might be quite jolly.

Certainly sounds it.

Certainly sounds it.

I'll have the cards ready. SQUAWKING

What are you doing to that bird, man?

What are you doing to that bird, man?

TRISTAN:All in hand!

Is number one fit, vet?

I wouldn't have passed him if he wasn't.

CHEERING

CHEERING

MAN 1:Eh, what happened to Blackpool Rock?

MAN 2:Just never got going, did he? Bookies did all right.

MAN 2:Just never got going, did he? Bookies did all right.

I want to examine that dog again. He's done his race.

I want to examine that dog again. He's done his race.

I saw. How many bowls of breadcrumbs and milk did you give him?

I saw. How many bowls of breadcrumbs and milk did you give him?

He had an off day, it happens.

He had an off day, it happens.

You said he was a winner. He is.

You said he was a winner. He is.

Just not today. Look, if he ran with a full stomach, he could have bloat.

Just not today. Look, if he ran with a full stomach, he could have bloat.

Now, that can lead to serious complications.

What's all this then, eh? I believe this dog has been overfed.

What's all this then, eh? I believe this dog has been overfed.

Now, I gave him the benefit of the doubt...This dog?

Now, I gave him the benefit of the doubt...This dog?

No, no, I wouldn't have thought so, Mr Herriot, no.

No, no, I wouldn't have thought so, Mr Herriot, no.

Well, it's my professional opinion.

No, I can vouch for Willie here. He's a good lad.

No, I can vouch for Willie here. He's a good lad.

I wouldn't hurt my dog.

Then there's no problem if I re-examine him, is there?

Then there's no problem if I re-examine him, is there?

You're needed elsewhere. Emergency. What emergency?

You're needed elsewhere. Emergency. What emergency?

Got an injury I need you to look at.

Got an injury I need you to look at.

It's Ambrose here. He's had a nasty fall.

It's Ambrose here. He's had a nasty fall.

I'm a vet, not a doctor!

I'm a vet, not a doctor!

Well, we don't have a doctor, Mr Herriot.

You can patch him up, can't you?

I don't want him getting blood poisoning.

What'd happen to my bar takings then, Ambrose, eh?

What'd happen to my bar takings then, Ambrose, eh?

Get him on that seat there.

Get him on that seat there.

All right...

HE SLURS Catch him!

I've got him, I've got him.

I've got him, I've got him.

Right, let's have a look.

Right, let's have a look.

HE GRUNTS AND GROANS

HE GRUNTS AND GROANS

You've knocked a bit of skin off, that's all. It needs cleaning.

You've knocked a bit of skin off, that's all. It needs cleaning.

You've knocked a bit of skin off, that's all. It needs cleaning.

You like whisky, do you? Aye, that'll do, aye.

You like whisky, do you? Aye, that'll do, aye.

MAN GROANS Oh, you...!

MAN GROANS Oh, you...!

What you trying to do, kill me?

What you trying to do, kill me?

I bet you don't get this much trouble from the animals!

I bet you don't get this much trouble from the animals!

Here.

To what do I owe this honour?

I come bearing feeble apologies and flimsy excuses.

I come bearing feeble apologies and flimsy excuses.

I come bearing feeble apologies and flimsy excuses.

You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.

You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.

Do you want your father running me off the grounds with a pitchfork?

Do you want your father running me off the grounds with a pitchfork?

Well, if you'd like me to stop... Oh, how painful can a pitchfork be?

Well, if you'd like me to stop... Oh, how painful can a pitchfork be?

Hang on, what was that about excuses?

Hang on, what was that about excuses?

Yes, dinner tonight. There's a small problem.

Yes, dinner tonight. There's a small problem.

I say small, it's about that size. Name of George.

I say small, it's about that size. Name of George.

And why is George getting in the way of our social calendar?

And why is George getting in the way of our social calendar?

Because he's literally as sick as a parrot and I'm obliged to watch him.

Because he's literally as sick as a parrot and I'm obliged to watch him.

It was all I could do to get away for half an hour.

It was all I could do to get away for half an hour.

Well, if you're stuck at home, I could always come to you.

Well, if you're stuck at home, I could always come to you.

Erm... the parrot and me, we have a special one-to-one relationship.

Erm... the parrot and me, we have a special one-to-one relationship.

Erm... the parrot and me, we have a special one-to-one relationship.

He might get jealous. SHE GIGGLES

I'd like to come.

You've met my family lots of times. When am I going to meet yours?

You've met my family lots of times. When am I going to meet yours?

You've met Siegfried.Yes, and if that hasn't put me off, what will?

You've met Siegfried.Yes, and if that hasn't put me off, what will?

The parrot's actually very infectious.

It's probably not a good idea.

I see.

Well, I'll tell the kitchen. Don't let me keep you from George.

Well, I'll tell the kitchen. Don't let me keep you from George.

Well, I'll tell the kitchen. Don't let me keep you from George.

Maggie. And Albert. Hello!

Maggie. And Albert. Hello!

Maggie. And Albert. Hello!

Hello! Sorry to bother you.

Hello! Sorry to bother you.

Erm, you don't happen to have a dartboard, do you?

Erm, you don't happen to have a dartboard, do you?

I'm sure Tris mentioned once that he used to play in the kitchen.

I'm sure Tris mentioned once that he used to play in the kitchen.

I'm sure Tris mentioned once that he used to play in the kitchen.

Well, you know what? I think I might just have an idea where it is.

Well, you know what? I think I might just have an idea where it is.

Come on.

It's for a fundraiser at the Drovers.

It's for a fundraiser at the Drovers.

Women's Voluntary Services.

Women's Voluntary Services.

Score a bullseye, get a prize. Oh!

Score a bullseye, get a prize. Oh!

You'd think we'd have a board at the pub, wouldn't you?

You'd think we'd have a board at the pub, wouldn't you?

So, you're doing WVS, are you?

So, you're doing WVS, are you?

It's still needed. War's not over. Not everyone's on their way home.

It's still needed. War's not over. Not everyone's on their way home.

It's still needed. War's not over. Not everyone's on their way home.

Any news from Arthur?

All we know is he's in a camp. Burma.

All we know is he's in a camp. Burma.

Not had a letter in months.

Not had a letter in months.

I'm not entirely sure he was totally honest in it either.

I'm not entirely sure he was totally honest in it either.

They say Japan's on the back foot.

I'm sure he'll be home before you know it.

I'm sure he'll be home before you know it.

Here we go.

Oh, you're all set up!

Oh, you're all set up!

I find it very good for taking out my frustrations.

I find it very good for taking out my frustrations.

All right? Mind out, Albert.

All right? Mind out, Albert.

Mrs Hall! Where did you learn to play like that?

Mrs Hall! Where did you learn to play like that?

Sunderland.

Sunderland.

My Edward's Betty likes a game of darts.

My Edward's Betty likes a game of darts.

She's taught me quite well. Quite well?!

She's taught me quite well. Quite well?!

Makes Edward mad he can't beat me.

Makes Edward mad he can't beat me.

It were good fun, that.

It were good fun, that.

Why don't you come down to The Drovers tonight?

Why don't you come down to The Drovers tonight?

You'll clean up, you will. Oh...

You'll clean up, you will. Oh...

I would, but... I promised Mr Farnon a game.

I would, but... I promised Mr Farnon a game.

I would, but... I promised Mr Farnon a game.

We've a long night of cribbage to look forward to.

We've a long night of cribbage to look forward to.

Cribbage? Perhaps I do...

Cribbage? Perhaps I do...

occasionally wonder if we might expand our horizons...

occasionally wonder if we might expand our horizons...

occasionally wonder if we might expand our horizons...

just a little bit.

just a little bit.

Well, ask him, then! It's not just about what he wants, is it?

Well, ask him, then! It's not just about what he wants, is it?

Pretty boy. Say "pretty boy".

Pretty boy. Say "pretty boy".

Pretty, pretty boy!

Pretty, pretty boy!

Silly arse. Oh, bugger!

Silly arse. Oh, bugger!

I told you strict quarantine, and here you are up close.

I told you strict quarantine, and here you are up close.

Well, he's not worsening.

I'm beginning to doubt it is psittacosis.

I'm beginning to doubt it is psittacosis.

I've been trying to train him so he's a little more polite

I've been trying to train him so he's a little more polite

while he's staying here with us.

On what are you basing your diagnosis?

On what are you basing your diagnosis?

No swelling around the eyes, no discharge.

No swelling around the eyes, no discharge.

And, no, the droppings aren't green.

And, no, the droppings aren't green.

I thought perhaps it might be diet-related,

I thought perhaps it might be diet-related,

but I didn't see any potential toxins.

No house plants or anything he might be nibbling on.

No house plants or anything he might be nibbling on.

All right. I think we can assume he's not contagious.

All right. I think we can assume he's not contagious.

But you'd better continue your observations regardless

But you'd better continue your observations regardless

until we do know what's wrong with him.

until we do know what's wrong with him.

Silly arse!

You're not making this easy on either of us, George.

You're not making this easy on either of us, George.

Are you going to behave or not?

Are you going to behave or not?

Bugger!

WHISTLES Bugger!

WHISTLES Bugger!

TRISTAN SIGHS

Good boy.

Can I just clarify, I am here for the wellbeing of the dogs?

Can I just clarify, I am here for the wellbeing of the dogs?

Well, it's not for t'wellbeing of my bank balance, I know that.

Well, it's not for t'wellbeing of my bank balance, I know that.

I should have taken that dog out of the race. That was my mistake.

I should have taken that dog out of the race. That was my mistake.

But it should have been re-examined.

I'd have thought that was more important than Ambrose's knee.

I'd have thought that was more important than Ambrose's knee.

I'm sure there were nowt to worry about.

Isn't that for me to decide?

Mr Herriot, it's not t'Greyhound Derby.

Mr Herriot, it's not t'Greyhound Derby.

It's a bit of enjoyment, that's all it is.

It's a bit of enjoyment, that's all it is.

And God knows we all need that at the moment, don't we?

And God knows we all need that at the moment, don't we?

Yes, but...Now we wouldn't want to mess that up, would we?

Yes, but...Now we wouldn't want to mess that up, would we?

Times is hard for everybody, Mr Herriot.

Times is hard for everybody, Mr Herriot.

Even a busy vet like yourself, I shouldn't wonder.

Even a busy vet like yourself, I shouldn't wonder.

JIMMY HUMS

JIMMY HUMS

Wait outside, Jimmy, I'm coming.

Wilco.

Off to the woods again. He'll sleep tonight.

Off to the woods again. He'll sleep tonight.

You both will.

See, this is what I don't understand.

See, this is what I don't understand.

Being here is good for the children. It's good for Helen.

Being here is good for the children. It's good for Helen.

But James won't have it.

He must have his reasons.

He must have his reasons.

He's plain stubborn is what it is. Selfish, in fact.

He's plain stubborn is what it is. Selfish, in fact.

Uncle Siegfried! Coming!

Uncle Siegfried! Coming!

Seeing as you're run ragged...

Seeing as you're run ragged...

why don't we leave backwards cribbage tonight?

why don't we leave backwards cribbage tonight?

Maybe go to The Drovers for a change.

Maybe go to The Drovers for a change.

I were talking to Maggie, and she fancies a little game of darts.

I were talking to Maggie, and she fancies a little game of darts.

Darts? I'm actually quite good.

Darts? I'm actually quite good.

I spend most of my day

inserting needles with varying degrees of accuracy,

inserting needles with varying degrees of accuracy,

I'd rather not do it in my spare time.

I'd rather not do it in my spare time.

No, cribbage it is.

JESS BARKS Not today, Jess.

JESS BARKS Not today, Jess.

Thank you, veterinary. Thank you.

Thank you, veterinary. Thank you.

MAN:All in all, we've had a good day.

Little sweetener for you.

Little sweetener for you.

This is for you. Ah, thank you very much.

Very good. Thank you very much. Have a good evening.

Very good. Thank you very much. Have a good evening.

Excuse me.

Excuse me! See you tomorrow, veterinary.

Excuse me! See you tomorrow, veterinary.

Oh! I've just about had it with that jumped-up pigeon.

Oh! I've just about had it with that jumped-up pigeon.

I don't suppose you'd watch him

while I grab a swift half at The Drovers?

Sorry. I've got calls to make before I go to the dogs.

Sorry. I've got calls to make before I go to the dogs.

If I wasn't parrot-sitting, I'd come with you.

Well, I could use with the support.

It's not like I don't know the tricks,

but it's the first course I've worked at

where management turn a blind eye.

What tricks are these?

Dogs that run like they've had one of your Sunday dinners, Mrs H.

Dogs that run like they've had one of your Sunday dinners, Mrs H.

What, they're being slowed down?

What, they're being slowed down?

Yes, it's called stopping a dog.

Making them lose deliberately so their odds jump up. I see.

Making them lose deliberately so their odds jump up. I see.

Then the next race, it runs normally and they're quids in?

Then the next race, it runs normally and they're quids in?

And who cares about the dog?

People have a way of putting thoughts like that

out of their heads when there's money at stake.

Well, I won't be hoodwinked again.

That goes double for the owner I had trouble with last time.

That goes double for the owner I had trouble with last time.

His dog's running today? Aye, in the six o'clock.

His dog's running today? Aye, in the six o'clock.

And if he tries the same trick again, he's out.

I don't care what anyone says.

The Rover looks like it's had a mud bath.

I'd have thought you'd take better care of it.

I'd have thought you'd take better care of it.

I'll wash the car, Siegfried, don't worry.

You never told me how it went at Hensfield.

You never told me how it went at Hensfield.

It went fine. And you're going back, are you?

It went fine. And you're going back, are you?

I have to go back, don't I?

Perhaps Mr Farnon could go with you?

Perhaps Mr Farnon could go with you?

I'm sure you could use the benefit of his experience.

I'm sure you could use the benefit of his experience.

I thought it went fine?

A little help would be very welcome.

A little help would be very welcome.

I've made my feelings clear, I don't want to be involved.

I've made my feelings clear, I don't want to be involved.

You can hardly say I didn't warn you.

Right. Thanks so much (!)

SIGHS

Don't you have a bird to attend to?

SIGHS

Some fresh tea would be lovely, Mrs Hall, if you have a moment?

Some fresh tea would be lovely, Mrs Hall, if you have a moment?

WHISTLING

Silly arse. Silly arse.

Silly arse. Silly arse.

Oh, come on, I'm the one who let you out of that cage!

Oh, come on, I'm the one who let you out of that cage!

GEORGE SQUAWKS What is wrong with you?

GEORGE SQUAWKS What is wrong with you?

You're so lucky. Everyone loves you.

You're so lucky. Everyone loves you.

Why do you have to be like this?

GEORGE TALKS GOBBLEDYGOOK

Silly arse.

Oh! Where did you even learn that?

Oh! Where did you even learn that?

WHISTLES

Actually...

..where DID you learn that?

Veterinary.

"Mud bath"!

Unbelievable.

Mister, won't you...

Don't even think about touching that car.

Don't even think about touching that car.

SIGHS

Mr Coker.

Never heard of 'im.

I want a room where I can treat the animals if required.

I want a room where I can treat the animals if required.

I want to meet the judges and the officials.

Now, listen here... If you want a vet, you get a vet.

Now, listen here... If you want a vet, you get a vet.

How's that?

Now, that is a good rabbit!

Now, that is a good rabbit!

You see, it's all in the number of ears.

You see, it's all in the number of ears.

You're becoming quite the artist. Yes!

You're becoming quite the artist. Yes!

I wish I lived here all the time.

I wish I lived here all the time.

Yes, well, your father likes being over at the farm for now,

Yes, well, your father likes being over at the farm for now,

so that's the way things are.

It's not my dad. It's Mum.

It's not my dad. It's Mum.

She said she's not coming back cos you're a shellfish.

She said she's not coming back cos you're a shellfish.

"Shellfish."

Hm.

What's a shellfish?

What's a shellfish?

It'll do.

Mr Coker?

Key?

MAN ON PA SYSTEM: 'Attending vet to dog area

'for inspection for the six o'clock race.'

'for inspection for the six o'clock race.'

You'll find no problems. Tonight's the night he wins, is it?

You'll find no problems. Tonight's the night he wins, is it?

Here, boy. That's it.

DOG WHIMPERS

The abdomen is distended.

Don't start this again.

The dog's in no fit state to compete.

The dog's in no fit state to compete.

You can vomit him all you like. He's swollen.

You can vomit him all you like. He's swollen.

I strongly suspect that's bloat. He's out.

I strongly suspect that's bloat. He's out.

I'm not having that!

I'm not having that!

Do you want him to die?

Well, it's not up to you!

Willie, I believe what you told me, that dogs are your life.

Willie, I believe what you told me, that dogs are your life.

Willie, I believe what you told me, that dogs are your life.

I know you must be under a lot of pressure to support your family.

I know you must be under a lot of pressure to support your family.

You couldn't go back to your old job, am I right?

You couldn't go back to your old job, am I right?

You can't fight and it makes you feel ashamed.

You can't fight and it makes you feel ashamed.

You can't provide and it makes you feel ashamed.

You can't provide and it makes you feel ashamed.

I get that.

But you talked to me about pride.

Are you proud of this? Really?

Are you proud of this? Really?

It were meant to be this one time, I swear.

It were meant to be this one time, I swear.

It's too late for that now.

He needs treatment.

Every moment you wait puts him more at risk.

Every moment you wait puts him more at risk.

Take him.

Mrs Hall... am I selfish?

Mrs Hall... am I selfish?

SHE SIGHS

Let's say... compromise don't come easy to you.

Let's say... compromise don't come easy to you.

Let's say... compromise don't come easy to you.

You know you can lie?

I think you care very much about other people and what they want.

I think you care very much about other people and what they want.

I think you care very much about other people and what they want.

Mostly when it's the same thing you want.

That's hardly fair.

James asked for your help and you said no!

I said he shouldn't go! I said it was a terrible idea.

I said he shouldn't go! I said it was a terrible idea.

I know what you said, I don't know you heard him.

I know what you said, I don't know you heard him.

What's going on at the track?

I don't think he's looking forward to the six o'clock, put it that way.

I don't think he's looking forward to the six o'clock, put it that way.

It's not far off six now.

Hm.

Hold your horses.

What on earth are you doing?

What on earth are you doing?

What I should have done before.

What I should have done before.

How much Scotch have you had?

I'm aware of my limits.

Cos you're trying to get in on the wrong side.

Right, I'm driving.

What? No, Mrs Hall... Jimmy'll be all right with Tristan.

What? No, Mrs Hall... Jimmy'll be all right with Tristan.

I absolutely forbid you... Are we going or not?

I absolutely forbid you... Are we going or not?

ENGINE STARTS

Now, remember, this is not the Rover,

it needs to be handled with proper... Argh!

it needs to be handled with proper... Argh!

Herriot, what you playing at?

Herriot, what you playing at?

I've told you, I don't want you ruining my races.

I've told you, I don't want you ruining my races.

I know what the game is.

I don't know if you're in on it or you choose not to see.

I don't know if you're in on it or you choose not to see.

Either way, I need to get to work.

What's the problem?

Let's be having the dog, veterinary.

Let's be having the dog, veterinary.

BRAKES SQUEAL

BEEPS HORN

Oh! Next time you drive, Mrs Hall,

Oh! Next time you drive, Mrs Hall,

remind me not to have four double Scotches and a pickled egg.

remind me not to have four double Scotches and a pickled egg.

It must be nearly six. No, no, no, you stay in the car.

It must be nearly six. No, no, no, you stay in the car.

I'll handle things in there.

I'll handle things in there.

'There'll be a prizegiving in the winners' enclosure in five minutes.'

'There'll be a prizegiving in the winners' enclosure in five minutes.'

I'm not saying you're wrong.

I'm just saying you don't know dogs like these people do.

I'm just saying you don't know dogs like these people do.

I know dogs.

But in this case, you've made a mistake.

But in this case, you've made a mistake.

But in this case, you've made a mistake.

Easily done.

The dog's ill.

The dog's fine.

It runs.

I'm sure you came into this business because you liked the animals once.

I'm sure you came into this business because you liked the animals once.

Let's be having the dog.

MAN:Come on, let t'dog run!

MAN:Come on, let t'dog run!

WOMAN:Yeah, come on!

I don't wanna have to hurt anyone.

I don't wanna have to hurt anyone.

Walk away now and we'll say no more about it.

Walk away now and we'll say no more about it.

Walk away now and we'll say no more about it.

I warn you, I am fully versed in whippet racing code.

I warn you, I am fully versed in whippet racing code.

I warn you, I am fully versed in whippet racing code.

'The prizegiving is about to begin in the winners' enclosure.'

'The prizegiving is about to begin in the winners' enclosure.'

On your way, then. Chop, chop.

On your way, then. Chop, chop.

Go! Who are you?

Go! Who are you?

You don't know who I am?

You bloody should.

And I'll bloody well tell you why.

And I'll bloody well tell you why.

Run!

Now, then, now, then.

Now, then, now, then.

Welcome to the 12th anniversary Harry Coker Championships.

Welcome to the 12th anniversary Harry Coker Championships.

Welcome to the 12th anniversary Harry Coker Championships.

Let me have it. Split up.

Let me have it. Split up.

..trained by Lincoln Walley.

..trained by Lincoln Walley.

Well done, well done.

Well done, well done.

Ah, he's took it off him straight away!

The posh berk's got the dog!

If you head over to t'bar, I'll tell you what.

If you head over to t'bar, I'll tell you what.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MAN:Come on, let's go.

Oh. Right, kids, go take Jimmy and play on t'green.

Oh. Right, kids, go take Jimmy and play on t'green.

Come on, Jimmy. TRISTAN CHUCKLES

Come on, Jimmy. TRISTAN CHUCKLES

It's not bad news, is it?

We've had the results back from the tests.

We've had the results back from the tests.

It's not psittacosis.

Oh, thank goodness. So he's all right?

Oh, thank goodness. So he's all right?

Where did you get George, Mrs Ainsley?

Where did you get George, Mrs Ainsley?

Oh, he belonged to old Mr Walton. George was his pride and joy.

Oh, he belonged to old Mr Walton. George was his pride and joy.

Oh, he belonged to old Mr Walton. George was his pride and joy.

Would I be right in thinking

that George may have learnt his fruity language from old Mr Walton?

that George may have learnt his fruity language from old Mr Walton?

Probably, yes. Never in front of the children, mind.

Probably, yes. Never in front of the children, mind.

He used to let them visit. That's how we got to know George.

He used to let them visit. That's how we got to know George.

Mr Walton could get him on his hand. Brave man.

Mr Walton could get him on his hand. Brave man.

Mr Walton could get him on his hand. Brave man.

He died, sadly. So we took George in.

He died, sadly. So we took George in.

I mean, we're glad we did. But...

But he's not a happy soul, is he?

But he's not a happy soul, is he?

HE SIGHS

All right. Thank you, Mrs Ainsley.

All right. Thank you, Mrs Ainsley.

He's hiding somewhere. Where is he?

He's hiding somewhere. Where is he?

There!

Ow! Sorry.

Ah! HE LAUGHS

GRUNTS

Ow, my knee! Argh!

Are we kidnapping a dog?

Looks like it. Excellent!

Start the car, Mrs Hall! What about the Rover?

Start the car, Mrs Hall! What about the Rover?

We'll come back for the bloody Rover. Get in.

Ah, get off!

What are you doing here? Drive!

Get it!

Get the dog! They're after us!

Go, go!

Go, go!

HORN HOOTS

Shut the gate!

Run!

I think he's going for the gate. Step on it, Mrs H.

I think he's going for the gate. Step on it, Mrs H.

I tell you what, beats backwards cribbage.

I tell you what, beats backwards cribbage.

Shut the gate!

Did I mention that we won't be able to pay you this week?

Did I mention that we won't be able to pay you this week?

Who cares?!

THEY LAUGH

THEY LAUGH

Don't you dare tell Siegfried where I hide that.

Don't you dare tell Siegfried where I hide that.

I know you think I don't understand...

..but I do.

Parrots are social animals.

Parrots are social animals.

And you've been abandoned twice, haven't you, Georgie?

And you've been abandoned twice, haven't you, Georgie?

GEORGE SQUAWKS

First you lost your flock, and then you lost your human.

First you lost your flock, and then you lost your human.

That's the absolute worst thing to happen to a parrot, I reckon.

That's the absolute worst thing to happen to a parrot, I reckon.

Twice. Pfft!

Twice. Pfft!

Silly arse. Oh, there we go, a funny.

Silly arse. Oh, there we go, a funny.

Maybe that'll stop people seeing you pulling out your feathers.

Maybe that'll stop people seeing you pulling out your feathers.

No, it won't wash with me.

I, erm...

..I lost my flock, too.

..I lost my flock, too.

Quite a lot, actually.

Sometimes right in front of me.

So I do know how it feels.

So I do know how it feels.

It feels like your heart died with them.

It feels like your heart died with them.

Shh, shh, shh.

DOG WHINES Easy.

He's deteriorating rapidly.

He's gone into shock. What?

He's had a gastric dilation. What's that mean?

He's had a gastric dilation. What's that mean?

The stomach's swelled, blocking the blood supply.

Stop the car now.

We need a stomach tube.

My bag. I've left my bag.

There must be something in the car.

Hurry, Siegfried. I need to deflate it right away!

Hurry, Siegfried. I need to deflate it right away!

It's all right, lad, it's all right.

Oh, there's this?

Should do the trick.

AIR HISSES

AIR HISSES

There you go.

Easy.

Is he all right?

Once we get him back to Skeldale, he might have a chance.

Once we get him back to Skeldale, he might have a chance.

Let's go.

Ow! What the hell are you using, bloody vinegar?

Ow! What the hell are you using, bloody vinegar?

Will you sit still?

I've been thinking, Mrs Hall.

If you wanted to go to The Drovers for an evening of darts...

If you wanted to go to The Drovers for an evening of darts...

If you wanted to go to The Drovers for an evening of darts...

..I'd be happy to join you.

I'll tell Maggie tomorrow.

How's he doing?

He's had a gastric lavage, poor thing.

He's had a gastric lavage, poor thing.

But he's a tough old customer.

Probably in better shape than us, frankly.

Probably in better shape than us, frankly.

I could have handled that young upstart.

I could have handled that young upstart.

I must have told you I was AVC middleweight runner-up 1918.

I must have told you I was AVC middleweight runner-up 1918.

Isn't runner-up losing?

That's another way of putting it.

You were right about Hensfield, Siegfried.

You were right about Hensfield, Siegfried.

You wonder how many other dogs this is happening to.

You wonder how many other dogs this is happening to.

You can't help them all.

You can't help them all.

But you did right by that one.

But you did right by that one.

They don't ask for much, do they?

They don't ask for much, do they?

Loyal. Dependable.

Loyal. Dependable.

Willing to fight for their pack if required.

Willing to fight for their pack if required.

When a human betrays that trust, it's heartbreaking.

When a human betrays that trust, it's heartbreaking.

It makes you want to wring their neck.

I hope the man in question can change.

I hope the man in question can change.

I'm sure he will.

I'm going to write to Helen.

I'm going to write to Helen.

I want to apologise for my behaviour.

I want to apologise for my behaviour.

I'm mortified to think I might've made her uncomfortable here.

I'm mortified to think I might've made her uncomfortable here.

I'm mortified to think I might've made her uncomfortable here.

There were a lot of reasons Helen needed to be at home.

There were a lot of reasons Helen needed to be at home.

I still think of this as her home.

I hope one day, she might, too.

Is he better now?

The good news is I don't think there's anything

The good news is I don't think there's anything

physically wrong with him.

Oh, that's such a relief.

It's been so quiet round here without him, hasn't it?

It's been so quiet round here without him, hasn't it?

I could put a collar on him to help with the feather plucking,

I could put a collar on him to help with the feather plucking,

but usually the bird starts again after it's been removed.

but usually the bird starts again after it's been removed.

I would say your best bet

is to just try to help him feel safe and relaxed.

is to just try to help him feel safe and relaxed.

What's the bad news?

Well...

George has been through a lot.

George has been through a lot.

The truth is,

it's going to take him some time to learn to love people again.

it's going to take him some time to learn to love people again.

it's going to take him some time to learn to love people again.

No matter how much you love him.

No matter how much you love him.

But we can keep trying, hm? Yeah.

But we can keep trying, hm? Yeah.

GEORGE:Silly arse.

GEORGE:Silly arse.

THEY LAUGH

Bugger!

Ah!

That's a new one.

That's a new one.

MUMBLES:I don't know.

MUMBLES:I don't know.

MUFFLED SOBBING

MUFFLED SOBBING

Jimmy, armchair.

Well, I have seen it all now. I don't know what's so remarkable.

Well, I have seen it all now. I don't know what's so remarkable.

It's a partnership.

Although one partner has the handwriting of a five-year-old.

Although one partner has the handwriting of a five-year-old.

Is that a nine? Ah... yes.

Look! Very good, Jimmy.

Look! Very good, Jimmy.

Jimmy, that's an important document.

Is everything all right, Mrs Hall?

DOOR OPENS

Right, I want you all on your best behaviour, please.

Right, I want you all on your best behaviour, please.

Everybody, this is Charlotte. Charlotte, everybody.

Everybody, this is Charlotte. Charlotte, everybody.

How wonderful to have you here! Come in, come in.

How wonderful to have you here! Come in, come in.

Sit on the receipts, it doesn't matter!

How do you do, Harriet.

No, wait, Harriet's Mondays - which one was this?

No, wait, Harriet's Mondays - which one was this?

Jim! I'm joking!

I'm kidding.

Can you make paper planes?

Oh, I make fantastic paper planes.

Sit there, Charlotte.

OK. I'm going here.

Like this one, Jimmy?

Like this one, Jimmy?

Not like that one, I hope!

Not like that one, I hope!

That was an appalling plane! Don't get me!

That was an appalling plane! Don't get me!

Yes, get Dad, good idea! Get Uncle Tris!

Yes, get Dad, good idea! Get Uncle Tris!

No!

Stop it!

I'll give you money if you can hit your father.

I'll give you money if you can hit your father.

ALL TALK AND LAUGH

Stop it!