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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:12,045                ♪                 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,553       (audience cheering)        3 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:21,921       Roger Laughingstick:            This is the first time      4 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,390    that Grouse Lake has ever     5 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,492      scored a single point           against Big Grand Rapids     6 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,794        in the fifty years              of this tournament!        7 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:32,565                ♪                 8 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:33,600        (whistle blowing)         9 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:34,901            No point.             10 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:36,636 Paul's stomach touched the net.  11 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,405           - (cheering)                 - Are you serious?!        12 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:39,939       Roger Laughingstick:             There it is, folks.        13 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:43,743           Once again,                  the Grouse Lake team       14 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,613       has shat its shorts.       15 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:49,149    It's okay, man. We'll get        that one point next year.     16 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:53,486       There's not gonna be          a next year 'cause I quit!    17 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,657  And now, it looks like Paul -    a known quitter - is quitting.  18 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:59,692        I can believe it!         19 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:01,628   ♪ Yes, I can love you baby ♪   20 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,030                ♪                 21 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:07,333        ♪ All night long ♪        22 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:16,676                ♪                 23 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,347        (gravelly voice:)               It's that time, bro.       24 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,183          We're getting               the team back together.      25 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:27,887     Those... Big Grand Rapid          rejects owe us a point      26 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,390    and it's time to collect.     27 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:31,858        (gravelly voice:)            I don't know if you heard,    28 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,494 I don't play volleyball anymore. 29 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,129     This quad, these tools,      30 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:39,732   working with these hands...    31 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,668         this is the life                 that I live now.         32 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:44,037  I don't need you to play, bro.  33 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,639       I need you to coach.       34 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,408       You're gonna have to              find someone else!        35 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,380           Your talents                are wasted here, bro.       36 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:58,151   At least... think about it.    37 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:00,019 Roger Laughingstick (in memory:)           Once again,            38 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:03,823 Grouse Lake has shat its shorts. 39 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,558   (gravelly voice continues:)             It's all I do,          40 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:09,362        is think about it.        41 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:12,332   (gravelly voice continues:)      This time will be different.   42 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,734             I said--                        (coughing)            43 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:17,070     (regular voice:) I said        just find someone else, man!   44 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,172   (regular voice:) Yeah, man.    45 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,547    Hey there, Chief Jo, Rose.    46 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,049  You coming to the Best Friend       sale at the North Store?     47 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,050           Oh, really?            48 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,218 Yeah. Bring in your best friend  49 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,686          and you get to             a free foot-long hot dog.     50 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,921   It's all there on the flyer.   51 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,422  Let's go get a hot dog, Rose.   52 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,893          Uh, sorry, Jo.                I already got mine.        53 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,694             - What?                  - I took Stephen Harper.     54 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,963   He loves foot-long hot dogs.   55 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,565          Wait a second.          56 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:49,936          Uh, I thought                we were best friends.       57 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,239           I'm more of,                like, your work wife.       58 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,074    Your best friend is Lips.     59 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,442           Oh, fok off.           60 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:58,611         Good time for me                 to get a coffee.         61 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,413        Everyone knows you               and Lips are BFFs.        62 00:03:00,446 --> 00:03:03,449          I mean, like,              everyone calls you 'Jips'.    63 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,052         Jo, Lips - Jips.         64 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:09,088      I never before fokin'            heard that in my life.      65 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,424         So, we gonna get           that free hot dog for Jips?    66 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:15,061   You too? Why would you think       Lips is my best friend?      67 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:19,999    (woman singing sentimental       song in foreign language)     68 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:25,738                ♪                 69 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,607    Lips isn't my best friend.    70 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,909    I play pat-a-cake with...     71 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,512         lots of people!          72 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,156            No point.             Paul's stomach touched the net.  73 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,657            One point.            74 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,993           - No point.                      - Just one!            75 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,796           - No point.                    - One... point.          76 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:53,199            No point.             77 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,644        - Here you go, Jo.             - What are those for?       78 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,179     Oh, nothing. Just wanted          to do something quick       79 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:08,314       for your twelve-year              work anniversary.         80 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,016   (whispering:) Just them down         and get out of here.       81 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,451               See?               82 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,353        This is something             a best friend would do.      83 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:17,523    Can you believe it, Lips?     People think we're best friends. 84 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,992       We are best friends.       85 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,828           No. We're--                we're just work buddies.     86 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:23,863  Okay then, we're work buddies.  87 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,632    I'll say whatever you want     because I'm your best friend.   88 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:28,468  I have plenty of best friends.  89 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:31,137             In fact,              I-I gotta go see one of them.   90 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:34,207       Her name's Jennifer.       91 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,077    We're so tight that people       call us 'J-J-J-Jennifer'.     92 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,215  I have plenty of best friends!  93 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,687       Are you okay, Lips?        94 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,358       Looking good, guys.                 Looking good.           95 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,260        Now, bring it in.         96 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:57,497        Coach... is here!         97 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,868           Take a knee!           98 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,370         - I'll help him.                   - Paul: Ahh!           99 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,506         He's gotta wanna               do this on his own!        100 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,715 Pay attention to your new coach. 101 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,518    He's gonna take us to the         one-point promised land.     102 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,553            Winners...            103 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:23,423    all gotta make sacrifices!    104 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,959   So, that's why you're all...   105 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,961 giving up your spot on the team. 106 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,797           Ever slack!            107 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:35,034              Paul:                If we... want that one point,   108 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,236 we're gonna need better players. 109 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,038     I'm proud of all y'all.      110 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,141   You guys are all champions!    111 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,443             Dean...              112 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,111        get me a new team.        113 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,050               Ahh!               114 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,086         He's gotta wanna                  do it himself.          115 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,095       Get out of here, Ed.       116 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:08,101      Jennifer! It's me, Jo!      117 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:12,939            You know,                    'J-J-J-Jennifer'?         118 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:16,075    What's up, Chief? You here          for some cold cuts?        119 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,510    I can do sliced or shaved.    120 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:20,446            No, Bruce,                 I don't need any meat.      121 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,116   Jo, then, why are you here?          Is everything okay?        122 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,485           I'm looking                  for my best friend.        123 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:26,753   Lips is at the post office.    124 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:30,857        No! Ugh! Jennifer!               This is her house?        125 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:33,092    Jo, she left for the city,          like, two weeks ago.       126 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,427        I'm housesitting.         127 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,829            Oh, yeah!             128 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,965          Well, she does                that thing... um...        129 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,700   You mean her heart surgery?    130 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,102   Heart surgery? Is she okay?    131 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:47,373        I mean, of course.        I just talked to her yesterday.  132 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,175 You want to lie to me, I get it. 133 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,377         You want to lie                 to my loaf, fine.         134 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:54,046   But stop lying to yourself.    135 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,681             I'm not.             136 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,650        Can't just be some               door-to-door liar.        137 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,218           Okay, then.            138 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:03,022    You're the one holding an         unpackaged loaf of meat,     139 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,558      all skin-to-skin like,      140 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,326   like a mother and her baby.    141 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,530      With all due respect,       it's time for you to go, Chief.  142 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:19,005  So, this is our new team, eh?   143 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,706     Mm-hmm. This is Tammy -      144 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,209           fastest legs              on this side of the lake.     145 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:25,812    She outran a running moose           when she was five.        146 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,480    Now, she just taunts them            into chasing her.         147 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:28,681               Oh.                148 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,583      To this day, she still            has not been caught.       149 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,987       Ricky - born deep in          the muskeg by bush people.    150 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,656  Strongest arms I've ever seen.  151 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:40,526  The only problem is he doesn't      speak a word of English.     152 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,761   I speak English no problem.    153 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,930  - See what I mean? Bush talk.           - I understand.          154 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,098              Dean:               Eldon - chased him away earlier  155 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,700        because I thought             he was the slender man.      156 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,502          To be honest,                 I'm still not sure.        157 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,337  That guy gives me the willies.  158 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:53,539 And what is this I'm looking at? 159 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,843    Scoops. Found him outside,    chewing diapers out of my trash. 160 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,545  Took him inside and we watched     all the Volley Dog movies.    161 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,714        Tossed him a ball,               see what he's got.        162 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,383      Turns out he's fuckin'               natural, bro.           163 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,553        Listen carefully!         164 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,222           Practice...            165 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:14,193      will begin at 4 a.m.!       166 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,596          I will show up          167 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,232  five or six hours after that,   168 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:22,935   and by then, you would have       walked around Grouse Lake     169 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:26,239         with giant logs                 on your shoulders         170 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,475    to represent how important    171 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,745        this one point is!        172 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:37,149       We're gonna do this                every single day         173 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,951         until game day!          174 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:43,623         Now some of you                 will not make it,         175 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:48,594         but that's just               the way it's gotta be.      176 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,630    The game's tomorrow, man.     177 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,065              Then,                why don't you get at it, then?  178 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:56,235    Fuck this. We're gonna go        play for Big Grand Rapids.    179 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,570           Team: Yeah.            180 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:00,907         You guys quit?!                 Ha-ha! No! I quit!        181 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,942        I'm off the team!         182 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,680   Roger Laughingstick: This is    Laughingstick in the Morning,   183 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,482     and I'm either smelling           competition in the air      184 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,851         or Sydney needs              his septic tank emptied.     185 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,619         Whatever it is,          186 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:17,023    the annual volleyball game        against Big Grand Rapids     187 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,825         is coming up and          Dean's team is in a tough spot  188 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,494       after everyone quit.       189 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:24,330   (gravelly voice:) Hey, bro,    190 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,299          I know you're                 going through a lot,       191 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:29,201   but there's a community out      there that's counting on us    192 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,670      to get that one point.      193 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,539            You think              that I don't think about that   194 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,508        every single day?         195 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,910        (gravelly voice:)            So, what are you gonna do?    196 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,712     Live a life of solitude,     197 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,481          tinkering with             your stupid fucking quad?     198 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,517 (gravelly voice:) Don't you ever  talk about my quads like that!  199 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,019           There it is!                There's the Paul fire       200 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,989           we all need.           201 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:52,224           I told you,            202 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,760        find someone else.        203 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,496              Fine,               204 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,899  but I'll leave you with this:   205 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,603      the path to one point                is very hard,           206 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:07,506         but a life full                    of regret...           207 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,576         is even harder.          208 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,082            (grunting)            209 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,287      Fuck this, we're gonna       go play for Big Grand Rapids.   210 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,923            One point!            211 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,126      Fuck this, we're gonna       go play for Big Grand Rapids.   212 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,696         Just one point!          213 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,933      Fuck this, we're gonna       go play for Big Grand Rapids.   214 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,747            Hey, Mom.             215 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:51,217             Jo. Aww.                 How's my favourite tea?      216 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,253   Good. I was just wondering,    217 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:57,156   do you want to come over and    bead and watch a movie with me  218 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,724     after you're done work?      219 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,726    Uh, why would we do that?     220 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,230  Because you're my best friend.  221 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,464     (laughing) Sorry, what?      222 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,333       We're best friends.        223 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,135           (chuckling)            224 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:13,606              Oh...                     Oh, you're so cute.        225 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:17,443   And Jo, you're my daughter.    226 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,613     We're not best friends.      227 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:24,450    Some moms are best friends         with their daughters.       228 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:28,421  Sure. Those people are sickos.  229 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,855               Aww.               230 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,957         I'm your parent;               I'm not your buddy.        231 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,160          Okay, already.          232 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,629             Besides,                Lips is your best friend.     233 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:39,832           Hey, bestie.                You forgot your purse.      234 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,467 And I bought you some sunscreen. 235 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,869        It's going to get                hot out this week.        236 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,708            Hey, Greg?            237 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:51,711             - Yeah?                - Make us our damn hot dog.    238 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,479      Well, hot diggity dog.      239 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:59,552                ♪                 240 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:02,555         You're probably              wondering why I cut you      241 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,824          and then asked               you guys to come back.      242 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,526          No, numbnuts.                 Your new team quit.        243 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,361         That was a test.         244 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,199         And guess what?          245 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,633         You all passed.          246 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,669     I heard they're playing           for Big Grand Rapids.       247 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:19,004         Ed, take a lap!          248 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:23,042   I only cut you guys because      I wanted to break you down,    249 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,678   so I can build you back up.    250 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,080      Guess what time it is?      251 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,516          Build-up time.          252 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:31,917             - As if.                  - Yeah, you think so?       253 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,053         Guess what? Ed,             you're doing another lap!     254 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,654     And for the rest of you,     255 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,591           get in line!            I want to see you guys serve!   256 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,565     Shit, Ed, are you okay?      257 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,568   No, no, no, no! He's got to      want to do this on his own.    258 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,103 But he might have a concussion.  259 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,273 Okay, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman,        you finish his laps!       260 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,443     In fact, the whole team             finishes his laps!        261 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,747           Come on, Ed.                    Let's go, Ed.           262 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,016           Get up, Ed.            263 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,519               Yes!                      Now, do a lap, Ed!        264 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:11,090                ♪                 265 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,226              Lips,               266 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:18,531 I can't believe I fought against    you being my best friend.     267 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,733     Oh. Those go over there.     268 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,702  You were right in front of me           the entire time,         269 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:27,039 always asking me how my day is.  270 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:30,743    Oh, no. Actually, those--      those go over there, you know?  271 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:35,281  And when I say "best friend",        I mean best... friend,      272 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,485        like, number one,                 top of the list.         273 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,955             Oh, hey,                 could you grab this rake     274 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:47,927             and uh,                take down that wasps' nest?    275 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:52,631  Like, what else am I in denial         about in my life?         276 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,267           Maybe I like                jazz music, you know?       277 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,302         (wasps buzzing)          278 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,170  Like, I could be a jazz girl,   279 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,739          like... jazz.           280 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:05,077    Oh... Lips, we could have       been best friends for years.   281 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,280       Do you know how easy        that would have made my life?   282 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:12,651  Jo, I'm starting to think that   you're taking advantage of me.  283 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,920              Okay.               284 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,591       As your best friend,        I would never want to do that.  285 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,126        It's okay. As your          best friend, I forgive you.    286 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,628              Good!               287 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,263        After you're done                 mowing the lawn,         288 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,532       I could do something                nice for you.           289 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,445         You're too slow!         290 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:43,048      You guys are no good!       291 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,317            Fuck you!                We'd have that one point,     292 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,052           if it wasn't                for your big stomach.       293 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:50,222         Ed! Why are you               looking all sad-arse?       294 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,858   Just that my dad said he was      gonna come watch practice     295 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,827     and he never showed up.      296 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,328            Your dad?             297 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,863        That ball hit him             in the head pretty hard.     298 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,964    Ed: He's always got work.     299 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,133         He flies planes.         300 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,902    Maybe take it easy on him.    301 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,004          Take it easy?           302 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,840          One point just               doesn't grow on trees!      303 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,008         I have an idea.          304 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,511  Oh, Chicken Legs has an idea.   305 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,346        Instead of trying            to get points on our own,     306 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,415        why don't we just           distract them into missing?    307 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,884 Like, one of their guys serves,  308 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,153           and someone                 whips down their pants      309 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,988        and distracts them           and we get the one point?     310 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,023          Yeah, I guess.          311 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,524       You just recommended       312 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,093       showing your little         volleyballs to the other team.  313 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,395       And guess what? Lap!       314 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,562        Hey, man, I think              he's on to something.       315 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,199        Dean, take a lap!         316 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,702  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.    Where-- where you guys going?   317 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,171             We quit.             318 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:42,007            - You too?              - Kid had a good idea, man.    319 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,609              Fine!               320 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,046     You can quit 'cause I...          am the one that quits.      321 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,347            I quit...             322 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,183          from stopping               you guys from quitting!      323 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:59,124            Paul: Hey!                      (chuckling)            324 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,793  I knew I'd find you guys here.  325 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,061      What do you want, man?      326 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,130       This one point isn't            going to score itself!      327 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,966         We're done with               volleyball... forever.      328 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,735      Working on your shitty         machines is our life now.     329 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,070    My daddy flies on planes.     330 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,237        He should be here                 any minute now.          331 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,340       I'm sorry, you guys.       332 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,642       If y'all come back,                 I'd be willing          333 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,078        to give Sterling's            distraction idea a shot.     334 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:24,616        Look at this quad.             Use it as a metaphor.       335 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:29,588          It only works,             if we work on it together.    336 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,090         (engine revving)         337 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,458       We're back in, bro!        338 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,193          Let's all ride                to the gym together!       339 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,461              Yeah!               340 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,862              Whoo!               341 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,331       Hey! Everybody off!        342 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,699          Everybody off!                 We're gonna walk.         343 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,835        This is bullshit!         344 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,938             Come on,                  we'll walk as a team.       345 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:50,809       Roger Laughingstick:          And here we are, game day.    346 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,179   Can Paul and Dean's team get     one point and make history,    347 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,982  or will they continue to suck,  348 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,717           like all the               other teams before them?     349 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,553       What the fuck, man?        350 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,188        (whistle blaring)         351 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,790      Everybody, huddle up!       352 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,625    Look, they might be bigger               than you,             353 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,128     they might be stronger,           they might be faster,       354 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,562          they might be               better looking than you,     355 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,132      and they get way more            likes on social media!      356 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,534     Those are great people.      357 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,202       They're the kind of           people that you would want    358 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,904   to drop everything to help!    359 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,540         But remember...          360 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:25,177  they're from Big Grand Rapids.  361 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,012   So, we're gonna go out there   362 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,014         and we're gonna                 shove those rapids        363 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,849   right up their grand arses!    364 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,586 Yeah, let's make my daddy proud.     He's coming to watch me.     365 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,256 Ed, your dad's not coming, man.  366 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:41,760   Even if he was still alive,      he'd be like 147 years old.    367 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,996  You don't talk about my daddy.  368 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,431        (whistle blaring)         369 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,368       (audience groaning)        370 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,204   Should be another quick one.   371 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,673            (knocking)                   Can I talk to you?        372 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,576        Anything for you.         373 00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,446       I got to let you go,                 Grand Chief.           374 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,783      What can I do for you,                best friend?           375 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,520          Well, I, uh...          376 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,522      I don't think I can be             your best friend.         377 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,191             - What?                        - I mean...            378 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,926        I don't like being           best friends with this Jo.    379 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,527        I miss the old Jo.        380 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,697 Well, I miss when people came in  here and made some damn sense.  381 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,300        What dumb shit is           coming out those lips, Lips?   382 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,701          See? That Jo.           383 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,303       You're confusing me.       384 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,873   Okay, before Greg's hot dog    sale, we just were best friends. 385 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,374          We didn't have                 to think about it.        386 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,110            - Okay...                - But after the hot dogs,     387 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,579   we were trying to figure out       how to be best friends,      388 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,247       but we already were.       389 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,983  Lips... that's real profound.   390 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,751            Actually,             somebody just spray painted that 391 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,420    all over the school wall.     392 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,456     Well, let's go get those      little philosophical fuckers.   393 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,594           I'll drive.            394 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,296       Roger Laughingstick:        And just like we all thought,   395 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,599         Big Grand Rapids             is crushing Grouse Lake,     396 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,567         who have yet to              score one single point.      397 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,604 We're in the fifth and final set     and time is running out.     398 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,506         Does Coach Paul            have anything up his sleeves   399 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,674      other than his arms?!       400 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,942           I doubt it.            401 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,147            Ed, focus!            402 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,849 Sorry, I was looking for my dad. 403 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,785        - Paul: Time out!               - (whistle blaring)        404 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,990      Sterling, we're gonna          try that distraction idea.    405 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,592            All right.            406 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,966       (audience groaning)        407 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,701            (cheering)            408 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,639            (cheering)            409 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,281       (audience groaning)        410 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,684       Roger Laughingstick:               And here we are,         411 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,952 next point for Big Grand Rapids  412 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,687         puts Grouse Lake               out of their misery.       413 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,290         Let's hope it's                quick and painless.        414 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,025           Hey, buddy,            415 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,460           serve this.            416 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,896            Eww. Fuck,                I think I saw his balls.     417 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,467       Roger Laughingstick:                Out of bounds!          418 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,204        Point Grouse Lake!        419 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,405       Roger Laughingstick:                 They did it!           420 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:07,472       Audience: One point!                  One point!            421 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,041        The losers did it!        422 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,143    They got the single point!    423 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,245         (sobbing loudly)         424 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,214            (cheering)            425 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,682       They got the point!        426 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,484              Whoo!               427 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,186    The game's still not over!    428 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,655       Why don't you finish        the game yourself, you losers!  429 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,326 One point! One point! One point! 430 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,860            Audience:                  One point! One point!       431 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,896      One point! One point!       432 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,466         That after party               is gonna be deadly!        433 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,934   Dean: You need a ride, man?    434 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,604           Sorry, guys.           My dad said he's picking me up.  435 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:42,140            Okay, Ed.               You wait for your dad, then.   436 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,310            Yeah, man.            You say hi to him for us, okay?  437 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,747        (car door opening)        438 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,249        (car door closing)        439 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,783         (engine revving)         440 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,021               Ed:                     Ugh, he's not coming.       441 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,603               Ed!                    Ed, where are you, boy?      442 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:17,309   I can't wait around anymore;       I've got a plane to fly.     443 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,380           Okay, then.            444 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:42,034                ♪                 445 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:46,705        ♪ They didn't want                 you to know ♪           446 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,243        ♪ The truth about            Bighorn and Wounded Knee ♪    447 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,983     ♪ Sister told you about              the heroes... ♪          49746

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