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And that's Orville and Adele,
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my great grandparents
on my mother's side.
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Voila, that's the Smith
family tree.
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(kids clapping)
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Okay, so, who would like to
present their family tree?
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Yeah, you. Blue. Come on up.
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Thanks, Donna.
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Okay. Let's-- Let's do it
like this, I think...
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(chuckling)
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I'll start here with my
great-great-great-great-great
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Granny Marie.
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She had one leg
bigger than the other.
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My great-great-great-great...
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...my cousin Will.
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...great-great-great gran...
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...my great-great-great-great
great-great...
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...great-great-great...
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Cousin...
...Grandpa Cyril...
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...my great-great-great...
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...my great-great-great
cousin Teddy, Auntie Fred.
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...great-great Grandpa Rick.
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And then finally there's me.
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But both my legs
are the same size.
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(kids clapping lethargically)
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Wow. That was very...
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...extensive.
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And now to explain
my mum's side.
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Kids: No!
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(kids groaning)
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Roger:
Welcome to Treaty Days,
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where the Res shuts down
for a weekend of fun,
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friendship,
and deadly competitions!
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Don't forget to
drop by at the RCMP tent
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to pick up your treaty money.
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Nothing like getting
five bucks a year for signing
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an old tapeanak treaty
back in the 1800s.
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I haven't collected
my treaty in 20 years.
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I'm about to get a big pay day.
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Five bucks a year for 20 years?
You'll be rich!
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Don't worry,
I won't let it get to my head.
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I'll still be the movie man.
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That reminds me. You got my USB?
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You won't believe it.
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I was walking over with your USB
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and my pants caught on a log.
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A wolf came out of nowhere,
real hungry looking.
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It was me or the USB.
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That's the second USB
you said got eaten, Ed.
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You're cut off!
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You can't cut me off.
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Lil' Tony already cut me off.
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Let me make it up to you.
I got a hot tip.
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The treaty line actually
starts over here this year.
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Really?
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You look tired.
If you wanna sleep for a while,
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I'd be happy to
keep our spot in line.
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You're still cut off, Ed.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rest your eyes, sweet prince.
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I'll wake you up
when the Mounties come.
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(gasping)
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What the fuck?
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Ed!
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Hey! Shouldn't-a banned me.
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(groaning)
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Hey, Jo. That exercise
machine you ordered
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came in on the barge.
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Oh. That's great news, Brady.
Thanks.
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Uh, there is something else.
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The band office didn't
make the last payment,
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so there's still $1000 owing.
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Dammit, Deedee.
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Sorry, but North Store policy
states that if it doesn't get
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paid in the next two days,
it goes up for sale.
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Dammit, Brady.
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It's okay, I get it.
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So long as nobody else
is interested, I'll be fine.
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There is someone
else in the mix.
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This is Laughingstick
in the morning
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saying I am in the mix.
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What the hell, Roger?
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Ol' Laughingstick's
gotta get buff,
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cause he's got
a photo shoot for his annual
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Hot Babe of Grouse Lake
Radio calendar.
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Just buy it and put in the gym
so everyone else can use it!
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Nah, I'd really like to be
the only one getting jacked.
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Hello, how else am I gonna
make the cover?
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It's your own damn calendar!
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(groaning)
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Damn it, Mom. Deedee was
supposed to make the last
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payment on the workout machine
and she bailed.
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We still owe 1000 bucks.
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Chickadee: Damn, mom.
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All you talk about is
that skinny teen machine.
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Jo: I made a promise.
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As a band councillor you're
supposed to help your people.
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The only thing that
can help those teens now
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is Lightning Legs.
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We need to go sign up with Rita.
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Who's Lightning Legs?
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Agnes: Tell her.
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No one's called me Lightning
Legs in a long, long time.
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It was 2002.
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Your Uncle and I were
a big deal in pairs jigging.
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Across Indian Country
we were known as
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Lightning Legs and Bannock Boy.
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Uncle was a great dancer,
but he was always late,
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'cause he's lazy and selfish.
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Make some--
Give me some room up here.
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Jo: The competition
was about to start.
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Seriously?
Would it kill you to be on time?
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Jo: He was sick of me,
I was sick of him.
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Go on then! Go on!
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Jo: He quit jigging on the spot.
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Chickadee: So that's why he
only does eating contests now?
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Jo: There's more.
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I needed a partner fast,
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so I went to the person
who taught me.
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- (narrating) He had fast legs.
- Faster!
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Faster!
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Go faster!
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But I made him go too fast.
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He's too fast.
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(audience clamouring)
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You're going to kill him!
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- (exploding, crowd screaming)
- Paul: He exploded!
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I vowed never to jig again.
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Roger:
They're struggling really hard,
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and the yellow flag
is still in the middle,
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and they're getting closer,
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and they won!
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Why you lookin' all sad arse?
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Jo's all pissed at me
because I let Roger put
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his name in for
the exercise machine,
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but that's just store policy.
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Okay, you're a grown man,
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you've got to stop whining
and shoot your shot.
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You think I have a shot?
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No.
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Oh.
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Okay, I'll help you out,
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but you're way too predictable
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and way too available.
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But I'll help you again.
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I will start a rumour.
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Oh, yeah?
What kind of rumour?
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Are you going to, like, make up
girlfriend for me or something?
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Yeah, get this,
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you and Rita are an item.
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Oh. Um...
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Not sure that's
the kind of rumour I need.
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(groaning)
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Hey, Movie Man,
how's the weather back there?
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(groaning)
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You greasy
son of a bitch.
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Whoa, somebody left a full
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pot of coffee
over here in the bush.
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(sniffing)
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Still smells fresh.
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I'm not falling for it!
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Where's the coffee then, boy?
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Hey, who here's been
screwed over by Ed?
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Ed: You're gonna turn on me?
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After all the money
I borrowed from you?
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Fuck off, Ed.
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Nobody fucks with the Movie Man.
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(ringing bell)
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Hey! Lookin' good, brother.
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Did you get a new hat
at the big noggin store?
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What do you want, Jo?
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Nothing.
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I'm just saying hi
to my baby brother
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who I miss doing fun stuff with.
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Fun stuff?
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Like the time you
set my ant farm on fire?
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(chuckling)
You're so funny, Paul.
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Sometimes at night
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I can still hear them screaming.
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Hey, here's a crazy idea,
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wanna sign up for pairs jigging?
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(laughing)
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I hate asking for favours,
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and I need the prize money
to help the skinny teens.
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What do you say?
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You're being
the one that's funny.
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Lightning Legs and Bannock Boy
back together?
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Are we all forgetting
that the last time that
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you jigged with somebody,
he literally exploded?
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Plus, my plate is full
with eating contests.
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It's my payday today, not yours!
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I'm not the one
that's going to explode!
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Yeah you are!
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Besides,
I don't even have my outfit.
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It's at the old school,
in my old locker.
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In the scary part.
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Uncle chicken shit over here.
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No one's scared of
the old school. Right, ma?
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Yeah, for sure.
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I go in there all the time.
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Unlike Paul who's
scared of everything.
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As if.
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Boo.
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Get out of here!
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(laughing)
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Yeah, it's all true.
I snagged myself a young man
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and he's got a good job, too.
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Sign me up for singles.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Singles is full.
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Only pairs left.
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Roger: Looks like old Iron
Stomach is in the lead again,
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and there's
no chance for Grumps.
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(crowd cheering)
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(slapping table)
Cheque please!
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Fucken', Iron Stomach.
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Sign me and Paul up for pairs.
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Rita: Oh!
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Lightning Legs and Bannock Boy!
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It's a Treaty Days miracle.
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(dinging)
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Mm, cheque please!
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- (dinging)
- Mm, cheque please!
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I don't think I can go on.
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Just kidding!
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Mm, cheque please!
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Get another
fucking catch phrase
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Unbelievable.
Congratulations, man.
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Hey, can we talk?
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I can't. I gotta go
do this interview.
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Paul, your fans want to know,
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what's your secret?
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You know, you can't leave
anything on the table.
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You know?
Like, we train for this
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all summer long
with hunting dogs.
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I lived as one of them.
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Very disciplined.
We would eat until we threw up.
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Shout out to the boys.
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Sparky, Shadow, Buddy.
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We did it!
(laughing)
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Yes, you did it.
Congratulations, man.
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♪
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We should get outta here.
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We need to find
Paul's costume.
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My mom's entering this jigging
contest for you hot rods.
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- (rattling)
- (gasping)
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Fuck sakes.
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Yeah, me and
the North Store manager
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got a good thing going.
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Oh, and he's a good lover,
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puts my needs first.
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And he got me pregnant too.
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My grandkids are
going to be uncles.
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(laughing)
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That Rita stuff was
just a dumb rumour.
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I didn't get her pregnant.
I only like her as a friend.
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How could you?
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Just hear me out.
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I signed us up
for pairs jigging.
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I'm done with that shit!
260
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,611
Plus, I just ate
nine pounds of pie.
261
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:19,912
Please?!
262
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,348
I need that prize money.
263
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,184
Well, you should have thought
about that before you decided to
264
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,253
become a giant
arsehole your whole life.
265
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,655
Those skinny teens
aren't your responsibility
266
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,624
and they sure
as hell ain't mine.
267
00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,759
You should try
responsibility sometime.
268
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,162
I don't just get
everything handed to me.
269
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,997
Like the lodge.
270
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,298
That's bullshit, Jo.
271
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,200
You've never wanted that lodge.
272
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,035
You always thought
you were better than me,
273
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,337
so why should I help you?
274
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,338
Hey! You guys better
stop fighting about
275
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,773
shit that doesn't matter.
276
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,843
I know some ants that did
and they got burned alive.
277
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,679
I miss them every single day.
278
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,314
Man: Excuse me, young man.
279
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,549
May I?
280
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,217
My arthritis is bad.
281
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,121
Oh, yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Okay. No problem.
282
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,660
Ed?
283
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:10,229
Get the fuck
outta here, Ed.
284
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,330
Fucking Edna.
285
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,033
(knocking)
286
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,406
Hurry up, it's freaky in here.
287
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,475
Would you hold still?
288
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,976
Boy: Think I saw bat shit.
289
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,980
(eerie whispering)
290
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,648
That bat said my name.
291
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,018
I'm in.
292
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,887
Eerie Voice: Murder.
293
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,322
There's nothing there.
294
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,024
(knocking)
295
00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:43,696
Both: Holy shit.
296
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:44,997
That wasn't even scary.
297
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,031
Boy: Woo!
298
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,337
Roger: This is
Laughingstick coming at you
299
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,240
live from pairs dancing.
300
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,442
It's elimination style.
301
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,278
You dance 'til
you can't dance no more.
302
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:03,182
Give it up for
tonight's judge, Lips.
303
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,750
(crowd cheering)
304
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,552
Let's have a clean dance.
305
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,054
Nothing slips by Lips.
306
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,055
You hear?!
307
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,358
What the hell, Lips?
308
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:16,862
First place prize
is a thousand bucks.
309
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,365
(audience cheering)
310
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,067
Second place,
a big ass ham.
311
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,369
(applauding)
312
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:27,106
This is pairs,
so, if you're not a pair,
313
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,141
get off the floor.
314
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,209
I'm looking at you, Jo.
315
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,944
Hey, I was already
looking at you.
316
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,447
Okay!
317
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,818
(gasping)
318
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,789
Roger: Wait! What's this?
319
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,091
It's Bannock Boy!
I can't believe it!
320
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,961
Lighting Legs and Bannock Boy
are back together!
321
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,062
(cheering)
322
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,230
Nice to see you
come out of retirement.
323
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,132
How'd you get
your old outfit back?
324
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,501
Oh, uh, a little
birdie helped me out.
325
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,970
Let's go!
326
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,071
Dancers on your marks.
327
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:02,942
Will Jo push Paul
to the grand prize
328
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,844
or to the nursing station?
329
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,980
For me, I hope
it's nursing station,
330
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,015
cause papa wants
a workout machine.
331
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,587
And go!
332
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:18,691
- (cheering)
- (music playing)
333
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,993
You're dead!
You're going down, Jo!
334
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,628
Shut up, Beanpole!
335
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:32,671
♪
336
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,847
We're down to
the last two teams.
337
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,883
It's Lightning Legs
and Bannock Boy
338
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,784
Versus The Furious Steppers.
339
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,221
♪
340
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,823
(people cheering, clapping)
341
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:57,663
♪
342
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:58,797
I need a break.
343
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,466
There are no breaks, Paul.
344
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,467
Push it!
345
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,669
I'm so sorry, sister.
346
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,804
I know I'm a shit brother.
347
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,341
I know I'm spoiled,
but it's-- it's just--
348
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,676
it's so hard to
be good at anything
349
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,479
when you're good at everything.
350
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,581
It's not about you, Paul!
351
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,650
Go faster!
352
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:18,918
Go faster.
353
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,219
Faster!
354
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,720
Faster, come on!
355
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,822
Paul: You're going to kill him!
356
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:24,823
(exploding)
357
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:25,824
Faster!
358
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,826
Push it!
359
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,163
Push it!
360
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,364
You better not even...
361
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:39,438
(retching)
362
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,576
He exploded!
363
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,413
The machine is mine!
364
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,449
(cheering)
365
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,418
The winners are
the Furious Steppers!
366
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,787
Next time you see me,
367
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,290
I'mma have
a gold fucking tooth.
368
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,858
Whoo!
369
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,261
Roger: Now everyone, give it up
for Jo and her big ass ham!
370
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,230
Hey, um,
don't tell my mom I said this,
371
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:08,300
but thank you for
at least trying.
372
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,768
I knew we wouldn't
get the exercise machine.
373
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,576
Hey, the great ones
always explode.
374
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,745
Sorry I let you down.
375
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,347
Here, take this.
376
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,515
No, that's your money.
377
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,417
It's the easiest
money I ever made.
378
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,753
The teens need that machine.
379
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,189
Thanks,
but it's still not enough.
380
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,424
Don't worry.
381
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,127
I got all the answers to
your problem right here.
382
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,197
I haven't collected my treaty
money in over 20 years.
383
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,298
You know what that means?
384
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,301
That you have $100?
385
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,203
That's it?
386
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,704
Fuck.
387
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,774
Well...
388
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,309
you can have it.
389
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:54,546
Uh, thanks,
but we're still short.
390
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,315
Now it's time for the freestyle!
391
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,718
My girl, slam the ham.
392
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,388
It's not over until
you're finished dancing.
393
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:18,237
♪
394
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,072
You're doing good, my dear.
You're doing really good.
395
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,977
Looks like the community's
throwing down tribute.
396
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:32,618
♪
397
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:37,656
(crowd cheering)
398
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:48,767
Everyone! Excuse me, everyone.
399
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:53,772
Hi, uh, there's been a lot of
talk about my love life today,
400
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,775
and I just want to just say,
for the record,
401
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,844
all the rumours are true.
402
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,613
Rita and I are
definitely a thing.
403
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,850
She's having my child.
404
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,486
And I can't wait for us to
start our new life together.
405
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,556
(crowd exclaiming)
406
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,228
That was a nice thing
you did for your sister.
407
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,063
I dunno.
408
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,033
It kinda feel like
I'm growing up in real time.
409
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:25,304
I'm glad you said that,
because I think I'm pregnant.
410
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,072
(retching)
411
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,140
Ew!
412
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,745
Jo: So, Rita, eh?
413
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,048
Oh, um...
414
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:39,051
We're not really together.
415
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,420
I know.
416
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,089
I just think it's really
sweet of you to play along.
417
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,025
Uh, thanks.
418
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,194
Josephine.
419
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,996
Stay the heck away from my man.
420
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,432
Oh. I'm so sorry, Rita.
421
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,770
Yeah, I talked to Agnes.
422
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:02,241
I'm happy to make Jo jealous,
but just to let you know,
423
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,076
you're just a friend.
424
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,944
I know, Rita.
425
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,514
Yeah, just a friend,
no benefits.
426
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,948
I get it, Rita.
427
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,017
Can I tell you something?
428
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,452
Of course.
429
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,587
I think I'm going
to run for Chief.
430
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,956
Hells yeah!
431
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,725
Can I tell you something?
432
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:23,362
I think I'm going to be a dad.
433
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,464
Damn.
434
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,532
Hey.
435
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,768
You're gonna make a great Chief.
436
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,605
And you know what?
437
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,975
You're gonna be a dad.
438
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,313
Thanks?
439
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,720
Roger: Another Treaty Day
celebration has come and gone.
440
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,256
No gettin' buff machine
for Laughingstick,
441
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:55,260
but no sweat.
It's times like these,
442
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,796
that I find myself
reflecting on the season
443
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,898
that is coming to a close.
444
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,236
What a wild ride we've been on,
445
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,604
Grouse Lake.
446
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,609
I believe
this belongs to you.
447
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:14,413
Hey, speaking of wild rides,
448
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:18,350
how many of you been
bucked off a bison?
449
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,518
Lines are open.
450
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,688
♪ Held my tongue in
a code of silence ♪
451
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:26,858
♪ Assessed the worth
of the Oka violence ♪
452
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:30,862
♪ And it's been a fight
for what is right ♪
453
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:35,133
♪ Ancient treaties denied ♪
454
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,772
♪ 1990 calling, Indian Summer ♪
455
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:41,974
♪ You could feel the beat ♪
456
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,676
♪ Of a distant drummer ♪
457
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,312
♪ So strong with pride ♪
458
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,615
♪ Side by side ♪
459
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,818
♪ We shared
a social changing tide ♪
460
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,022
♪ Got to run as one now ♪
461
00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,492
♪ It's begun,
and I feel the beat ♪
462
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,561
♪ Of a different drum ♪
463
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,563
♪ And close our ranks ♪
464
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,498
♪ And give our thanks ♪
465
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,901
♪ To the spirit up above ♪
466
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,970
♪
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