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(avatar grunting)
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Hey, Blue, that's enough
of that stupid thing.
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Smarten up.
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That thing's rotting your brain.
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Okay, fine. What?
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I don't want you playing that
thing 'til the kitchen's clean.
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You told me already.
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Well, do it then!
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I'm going to next door
to borrow some jam.
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Go then, already.
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Shut your lip.
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You're lucky
I let you play here.
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You're lucky
I keep you safe, man.
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Alright, come and get me.
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(snarling)
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(grunting)
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(growling)
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Beat it! Get out of here!
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You can't stop me!
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(dogs growling)
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Oh, man!
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Whoa. What the freak?
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What the heck!?
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Man: Get out of here!
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Announcer:
You know him! You hate him!
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You've got all
these treaty rights,
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but he's still not
treating you right!
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Let's tell him where to go!
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Give it up for,
Mr. Indian Affairs!
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(crowd booing)
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Give him shit, Agnes!
Give him shit!
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Announcer:
You know him! You hate him!
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but he doesn't want
you to get new glasses
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or your cavities filled!
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Let's tell him where to go!
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Give it up for,
Mr. Indian Affairs!
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Give 'em shit, Jo!
That's my girl!
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Announcer:
You know him! You hate him!
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And he's about to
put your community
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in third party management!
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Let's tell him where to go!
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Give it up for,
Mr. Indian Affairs!
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Good girl!
Give him shit, Chickadee!
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That's my girl! Boo!
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Go on then!
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Roger: This is
Laughingstick in the morning
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and the NDN Wrestling Federation
is back on the Rez
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for its annual
Battle in the Bush.
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Some of you are jacked up
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and most of y'all are horned up.
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So, you make sure your aunties
don't throw their panties!
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You save that
energy for show time .
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(cheering)
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I wanna see Iron Python's snake!
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I wanna see the meat!
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Rita! You kiss your grandkids
with that mouth?
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You can kiss my arse with yours.
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There they are!
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(cheering)
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(crowd cheering)
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Chief Deedee.
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Huh?
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Where's Mr. Indian Affairs?
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Oh, yeah. Iron Python told me
he got on the wrong plane
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and he's sittin'
in Grouse River.
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Poor guy's taken too many
turnbuckles to the head.
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We'll just do
the show without him.
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We can't do Battle in the Bush
without Mr. Indian Affairs.
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That's like having Christmas
without that fat mooniya.
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What if we find you a white guy?
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Sure, man.
If you want the Iron Python
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to kill Brady go ahead.
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That's a chance
I'm willing to take.
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(phone ringing)
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Hey, Greg? Thanks for calling.
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Look, I wanted to
do the right thing
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and report that smashed TV,
but I can totally pay for it.
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Greg: Alright, great.
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Hey, listen, how did it get
smashed in the first place?
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I think it was an accident,
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but somebody threw a can
of Little Fatties cat food
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to scare a skinny teen
and it smashed the TV.
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It's no biggie.
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Well, Brady, that kinda
sounds like criminal activity.
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Can you tell me who did it?
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Um, it was, uh...
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It was me.
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Well, that's bad, Brady.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I can see how that's bad, yeah.
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We need to talk.
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It's really not a good time.
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Greg: Brady?
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I really need your help.
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Greg: Uh, Brady?
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Okay, Greg, I'll see you
at the Christmas party.
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- Brady?
- Bye-bye!
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Brady?
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Dean: The VCR's over there.
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We've got everything on VHS.
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I got all the Porky's movies,
Revenge of the Nerds,
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Meatballs,
I got all the horny comedies.
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Cool, bro.
My grandma loves those.
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Hey, can I keep Bo's food
in the fridge?
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These are his mice.
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Yeah, of course.
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There's just one thing.
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No one touches
my fuckin' garlic coil.
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It's a Wrestling Day
tradition in my family.
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(crowd cheering)
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Dean, today's your first
Battle in the Bush,
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and as your father,
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I'm going to let you
in a family tradition.
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This just isn't a garlic coil.
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Nothing makes
watching shaved men
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fighting in swimsuits better
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than eating greasy meat.
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And hey, if I die in
a snow mobile accident
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on your 14th birthday,
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you keep this
meat tradition alive!
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(squealing)
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Hey.
That wasn't a scared squeal.
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That was a happy squeal.
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I'm so happy. I love snakes.
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Sure, sure.
Bo here's just a showbiz snake.
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When I put him on my opponents
at the end of the matches,
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he just lies there.
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Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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I'm cool. I'm definitely cool.
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I'm cool like a ranch.
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- (popping)
- (squealing)
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This neechie's afraid of chips.
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(laughing)
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Jo: Oh, hey. Before I forget.
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What do I owe you
for that smashed TV?
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Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
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You know, we definitely have
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insurance for that
kind of thing, so you--
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(gasping)
And for that.
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You have pickle insurance?
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(screaming)
Clean up on aisle five!
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Never mind this shit,
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we need you to fill in
for a wrestler tonight.
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I can't wrestle.
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Battle in the Bush is
a big deal and without you,
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we might lose our main event.
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Look ya scrote,
Wrestling Day means everything
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to my mom, ya feel?
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Okay, fine.
What do you need me to do?
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You gotta be a big,
racist, piece of shit!
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Hm?
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Is the snake locked up?
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Don't worry, big cheeks.
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Bo's in his container.
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Okay. Thanks, man!
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Call me big cheeks,
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I'll fuckin' body slam
you into my big cheeks.
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(thudding)
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The fuck was that?
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♪
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(hissing)
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Jo: You're a nice guy.
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Thank you.
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But we don't need a nice guy.
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If you're going to be
a true Mr. Indian Affairs,
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you gotta tap into
your inner-colonizer.
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Mr. Indian Affairs?
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We're gonna put you
through a little test.
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I want you to look
my Kookum in the eyes
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and tell her that
her housing request is denied.
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Agnes, I didn't know
you need a new house.
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I don't.
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Oh!
(clearing throat)
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Agnes.
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I'm so sorry.
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I did everything I could,
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but your housing request
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is not approved.
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Let me try something now.
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Ow-wah!
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Now tell this lady
her request has been denied.
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(whimpering)
Jo!
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Meaner!
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Agnes, I'm going to
do my darndest
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to get your funding approved.
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(groaning)
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Mum, Kookum, step aside.
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Leave this mooniya to me.
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♪
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♪ Hey, sunshine, up above ♪
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♪ The wide open
places in my mind ♪
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♪ You are there-- ♪
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You stupid snake!
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How many times have I told you
you need to stay in your box!?
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Leave Big Cheeks alone.
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I wasn't even scared!
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Yeah, sure.
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What are you doing
in here anyway?
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You're just as stupid
as this stupid snake!
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I'm so mad!
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I'm sorry, Bo.
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I've got a sister
who hates my guts, too.
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(chuckling)
You're not that scary.
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Hm.
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Chickadee:
Alright, if we're going to get
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numb nuts in there
ready to wrestle,
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we need to crack the whip.
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Whatcha thinking?
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I need to break him down
before I build him back up.
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Whatever it takes.
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Okay, I did
the breaking down part.
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I'll build him
back up after lunch.
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(sobbing)
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Why did she have to be so mean?
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I'm worried about Bo, man,
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stuck in that bin all day.
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Yeah, bro.
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And when he's not in a bin,
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he stuffs him in a sack.
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Sacks are for potatoes, man.
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Not a life for anyone.
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We gotta get him out
and get him some fresh air.
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Sounds like
you guys had a moment.
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Yes, we made a connection.
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A snake connection, I get it.
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We just gotta get him
past Iron Python.
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I got you.
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You go get snakey.
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Man, Porky's still holds up.
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I miss a good boner comedy.
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My grandma said the same thing.
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Why do people even
try to make comedies
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without peep holes and showers?
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(grunting)
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Ah, alright.
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Who wants to tangle?
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It's on!
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(men shouting, cheering)
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(laughing)
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(laughing)
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That one looks like
a marshmallow wearing a top hat.
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Look at that one, Bo.
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That one looks like
a mouse riding a bicycle.
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(hissing softly)
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You know what, Bo?
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I'm really sorry
that Iron Python
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treats you the way he does.
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You belong out there in the wild
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not eating frozen mice.
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You and me,
we're basically the same.
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People don't trust snakes
just like they didn't trust me
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when I was lying about
my time in Winnipeg.
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00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:48,774
Anyway, our bro day is
just getting started.
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♪ Hey, sunshine,
I'm starry eyed ♪
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Mush-mush, you bitch.
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♪ I remember all the time ♪
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♪ How you got me
with your smile ♪
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♪ Nothing seems like
anything's too hard ♪
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♪ Nothing's ever easy,
that's for sure ♪
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(both screaming)
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♪ Whatever comes around ♪
266
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Paul: I've bro'd down
with a lot of bros before,
267
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but this was different, bro.
268
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,075
And thanks for lettin' me talk
your inner-ear off about Rose.
269
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:26,245
I'm gonna try that
sour cream thing.
270
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,713
(sighing)
271
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,350
It's gettin' late, Bo.
272
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,985
I got to take you back.
273
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,654
The Iron Python, he's going
to be looking for you.
274
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,691
And trust me, this is harder
for me than it is for you.
275
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(crowd cheering)
276
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(bell dinging)
277
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(crowd cheering)
278
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Welcome to Battle in the Bush!
279
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Tonight's main event is
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Iron Python versus
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Mr. Indian Affairs!
282
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,753
(crowd booing)
283
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,756
Please rise for
284
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Chief Deedee.
285
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,394
(crowd cheering)
286
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,196
(riffing)
287
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,798
(laughing)
288
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,368
(riffing)
289
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,738
(knocking)
Brady let's go!
290
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,073
We need our Mr. Indian Affairs!
291
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,042
I'm sorry, Chickadee.
I can't do it!
292
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,944
That guy is gonna kill me.
293
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,245
(knocking)
294
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:39,752
(crowd cheering)
295
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,389
Hey, Brady locked
himself in the warehouse
296
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,024
and he won't come out.
297
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So we'll, uh,
we'll end it after this match.
298
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(cheering)
299
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,696
Are you crazy?
300
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,698
If Mr. Indian Affairs
doesn't get his ass kicked,
301
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these people are gonna shit.
302
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,102
We just can't
let this match end.
303
00:13:57,136 --> 00:14:00,806
(crowd counting in
Anishanaabeemowin)
304
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,074
(crowd cheering)
305
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:05,444
It's over! It's over!
306
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,946
Fuck.
307
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,550
Roger, I need you to stall.
308
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,919
You want me to windbag?
309
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,154
I got this.
310
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:18,624
How's everybody doin' tonight?
311
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(cheering)
312
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,493
I gotta tell you.
313
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,463
All this stuff
going on in the world.
314
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:27,166
You ever wonder
315
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,602
the prices of flights up here?
316
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:30,836
Dean: Oh, yeah.
317
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,906
500 bucks just to get here?
318
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,774
Who made the plane, the Queen?
319
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,509
(laughing)
The Queen.
320
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:42,414
(crowd booing)
321
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,819
Agnes: (knocking)
Brady? It's me.
322
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Let me in.
323
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,690
Sorry, Agnes.
324
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,828
I just can't find it
in myself to do this.
325
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,329
Agnes: But you have to.
326
00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,933
Wrestling Day has been
a big deal in our family
327
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,302
for a long time
and the most important
328
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,838
part of it is telling
Mr. Indian Affairs to fuck off.
329
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,539
That's nice.
330
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,041
Every year he loses,
331
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,878
and for one night,
we get to win.
332
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:17,283
Our kids get to see
a wrestler who's one of us,
333
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,119
beat the shit out of the system
that's taken everything from us.
334
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,991
What I'm saying is,
that you'll get booed
335
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:29,495
and hit so hard
that it'll hurt for years,
336
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:33,065
but you just gotta suck it up,
get in that suit,
337
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,201
and get your fuckin'
head kicked in.
338
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:46,245
♪
339
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:55,220
Your funding is denied.
340
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,823
You ever try
calling the band office?
341
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,191
Yeah, totally!
342
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:03,028
The phone will ring all day!
343
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,530
So true.
344
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,232
Who do I got to be to
get someone to pick up?
345
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,500
The Queen!?
346
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,069
- (laughing)
- (crowd booing)
347
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,271
The Queen, dude. Oh, man.
348
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,339
(unclear).
349
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,207
(crowd booing)
350
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,576
(whispering) It's time to
announce the next act.
351
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,181
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
352
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,384
This match is
scheduled for one fall.
353
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,421
Lock up your aunties,
because here comes
354
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,124
the one. the only.
355
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:37,129
Give it up for Iron Python!
356
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:42,201
(audience cheering, applauding)
357
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:51,710
Here he is, right here!
Here he is!
358
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,313
You know him. You hate him.
359
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,815
He wants to take
a dump on your sovereignty.
360
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,151
Let's tell him where to go.
361
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,053
Ladies and gentlemen,
362
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:05,290
Mr. Indian Affairs!
363
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:10,329
- (crowd booing)
- (O Canada playing)
364
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,736
(crowd booing)
365
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,839
(crowd heckling)
366
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,342
You want to boo me?!
367
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,844
Submit an application.
368
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:29,114
(crowd booing)
369
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,084
This what you want!?
370
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,821
This what you want?
This is five bucks!
371
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,493
That's actually
Stephen Harper's seat.
372
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,930
It's cool.
I just wanted to stop by.
373
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,265
Thanks.
374
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,933
I know how much
you like sour cream,
375
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,701
so, you can have mine.
376
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,336
You remembered?
377
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,972
It's not a big deal.
378
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,141
Thanks, Bo.
379
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,709
Crowd:
Kick his ass! Kick his ass!
380
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,511
(bell ringing)
381
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:03,782
And the Battle in the Bush
is underway!
382
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,517
(crowd cheering)
383
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:09,154
Iron Python continues
to stick it to the man.
384
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,458
(crowd cheering)
385
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,726
(grunting)
386
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,030
You could really feel
the oppression behind that one.
387
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,165
(screaming)
388
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,668
Come on!
389
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,670
I own you!
390
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:29,241
Now the government's really
going to take care of you!
391
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,509
(grunting)
392
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,678
Oh wait, he's got the red tape!
393
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,348
Try cutting through all this!
394
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,185
I'm gonna break his back
like I break your treaties!
395
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,653
(grunting)
396
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,357
Oh, wait, look at this!
397
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,526
(grunting)
398
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,495
I can't believe it.
399
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,196
He's busted
through the red tape!
400
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,766
(crowd cheering)
401
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,768
(grunting)
402
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,406
(grunting)
403
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,675
(crowd counting in
Anishanaabeemowin)
404
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,010
(bell ringing)
405
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,445
It's over!
406
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:10,215
(audience cheering)
407
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,051
I got something for you, man.
408
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,786
He's gonna bring out the snake!
409
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,421
It's snake time!
410
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,223
- Yeah!
- (Iron Python laughing)
411
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,458
Roger: Here comes the snake!
412
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,226
(laughing)
413
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,728
What? What's this?
414
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,463
The snake was
supposed to come out,
415
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,798
but it's Dean's garlic coil!
416
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,368
Where's Bo? Where's my snake?!
417
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,037
You! You did this, Big Cheeks!
418
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,544
Go on, Bo. Get out of here!
419
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,646
You have to go. Go, Bo!
420
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,748
Get.
421
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,050
(crying)
Go, Bo!
422
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,888
Give 'em shit, Bo!
Give 'em shit.
423
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:52,925
See this?
424
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,794
I'm going to stomp on this.
425
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,095
No!
426
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,564
Oh, wait. Look at this!
427
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,565
(both grunting)
428
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,066
Go to hell!
429
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,837
Dean's pinned
Python for the win!
430
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:09,074
(counting down in
Anishanaabeemowin)
431
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,309
It's over!
432
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,277
(crowd cheering)
433
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,113
There's mayhem everywhere!
434
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,950
No, no.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
435
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,688
You did it!
436
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,189
You did good.
437
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,491
- Ow, ow, ow.
- Good job, man. Thank you.
438
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:37,536
♪
439
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,406
(sighing)
440
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,310
Hey, there's some
mail here, man.
441
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,415
Whoa. Paul,
there's a postcard for you.
442
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,651
I never get postcards.
443
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,186
Dean: Yeah.
444
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,522
Hm. "Dear, Paul.
It's your snake friend, Bo.
445
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,191
Hiss, Hiss.
446
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,994
I've just been doing
some snake shit on the ground,
447
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,662
eating mice and stuff.
448
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,231
I met a sexy lady
and she gives the best hickies.
449
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,666
(chuckling)
450
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,868
I took a job
with a nine to five.
451
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,503
Hiss, hiss.
452
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,840
Working for the Man sucks,
but I get my own truck
453
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,608
and I found the coolest
shades on the ground.
454
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:17,676
I miss you like crazy.
455
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,012
P.S. Fuck L'il Tony.
456
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,080
Dean is the one true movie man.
457
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,218
So, who's it from, bro?
458
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:36,261
♪
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