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This better be the premium shit.
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Come on, you know better.
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How long have our families
done business?
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It's all good?
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Fuck yeah.
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You got your two-cuts,
your nine-to-elevens,
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your opaques, your greasies,
your A-Bs, and your flats.
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But, I gotta warn ya:
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The flats,
not that flat.
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- It's all there.
- And remember...
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I wasn't here.
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Agnes: As far back
as I can remember,
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I always wanted to be
a beader.
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For me, being a beader
is better than being Chief.
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I can go anywhere,
I can bead anything.
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I know everybody,
and everyone knows
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my medallions.
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People look at me differently
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when they see my beadwork.
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I don't have to wait in line
for food at feasts anymore.
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And when I leave the store,
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rez dogs carry
my groceries home.
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You know why?
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Out of respect.
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♪ 'Cause I can
love you Baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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♪
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That was Johnny Toboggan
from Pukatawagan
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with their "No Shoes Blues."
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And you're listening to
Laughingstick in the morning.
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Ahh.
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Woke up with an itchy hand,
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so I either need to get
to the nursing station,
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or get me a lottery ticket.
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While I'm out,
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here's The Ever Sick Band
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with Jard Jard Bannock
and Lard.
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♪
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You ready?
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Yeah, man.
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Ha!
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Ohhh-poooo-git!
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(exhaling deeply)
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(inhaling sharply)
Huah!
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Oh, your water karate's
gettin' so much better.
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Just like Van Damme,
eh bro?
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Huah, ha!
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You're hittin' the water,
you moo'jeet!
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Funny thing about
the water is, ah...
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It don't hit back.
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Easy there, swim shirt.
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This, ha!
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You thought I was
swimmin' in this?
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Joke's on you, bruh.
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- Jarr'd!
- Dean: That's crazy, bro.
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You gotta wait at least...
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Thirty minutes
till after you eat,
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otherwise, you're gonna cramp.
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(laughing)
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Only pregnant women
get cramps, bro!
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It's the golden rule
of swimming.
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That's how
Orville Redenbacher died.
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Oh yeah?
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Well, watch me pop off!
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Bro, you're gonna cramp!
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I'm not gonna cramp!
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(splash)
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Ah, I'm fuckin' cramping!
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Help!
(splash)
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(heroic music playing)
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(Paul yelling and sputtering)
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PAUL: You guys
shoulda warned me!
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Where's my sandwich?!
Is my sub okay?
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- Gimme back my sub!
- Dean: You finished it, bro.
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(Paul gasping loudly)
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I got the whole thing!
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Dean, you're a hero!
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It's the karate, bro.
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(Paul panting weakly)
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- You're okay.
- Where's my mom?!
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Ohh!
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Hey!
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You're here
for your Kitty Scratch?
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Oh yeah.
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This cat's gotta scratch.
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(Agnes laughing)
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Come meow!
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- Mm...?
- I'm feeling
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that one!
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Right there!
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From my lucky spot!
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I said that one, Agnes!
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I have a feeling
about this one.
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I had a vision of you
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in a swimming pool
full of soniyaw.
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Really?
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I too had that vision!
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It's calling your name.
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Reel it in, Kookum.
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- Don't fuck us.
- Scratch me!
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You know what?
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What the heck!
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(laughing)
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Papa needs a new van!
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Mm!
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- Kitty paws.
- Mm hmm.
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- Two kitty paws!
- (chuckles)
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Ho'leh!
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Agnes: Ooh!
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Ho'leh!
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I won!
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Five hundred thousand!
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Hot dog!
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Agnes: Sign it,
and I'll call it in.
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Just leave it here,
and the money will come.
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Whoooo!
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Laughingstick!
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(laughing)
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The fake ticket worked!
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(cackling)
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Can you believe
that nut sack?!
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That'll teach him
to cancel bingo.
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(laughing)
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♪
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Kiss me, Creator.
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I just won 500,000 big ones
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from a Kitty Scratch
at the North Store!
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What am I gonna do with it?
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It's too early to tell.
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Why don't you call in,
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and tell me how
you'd blow it all?
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(phone ringing)
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Hello, you're on the air.
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Rita: I'd get butt implants.
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I want the biggest cheeks
money can buy!
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A real two-seater.
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(sighing)
Oh, Chickadee.
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Roger: You do you, Rita.
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Rose?
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Chickadee left her bag behind,
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I'm gonna go drop it off.
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Rose?
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(RC truck humming)
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The 'fok'?!
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Out of the way,
(speaking Anishanaabemowin).
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- What do ya want, Beanpole?
- It's Mavis.
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I wanna rent the gym out
to race my RC car.
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Get lost!
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The gym is for
community events.
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Well, I have
a form right here.
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(RC truck humming)
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I'm not approving that!
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(RC truck humming,
Jo sighing angrily)
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Jo: Seriously?!
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(sighing angrily)
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What...?
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Kitty Scratch?
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(growling)
That little shit!
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(RC truck humming)
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♪
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♪ A beautiful thing ♪
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♪
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Hey, Dean.
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Tell me again,
how'd you find the strength
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to carry such a large man?
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Paul: Pssh!
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You don't even weigh
anything in the water!
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How do you think
boats do it, ya dumbass?
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Like I said. Something just came
over me, and I became...
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- Van Damme.
- Paul: Pfft, Van Damme?!
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More like...
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Canned ham!
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Hey, I'm telling you, bro.
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If someone shot a rocket at me,
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I'd do the splits
right over it.
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Do the splits, then!
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Come on, let's see you
do the splits, then!
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Hey, Dean, let's watch
the video on the big screen.
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Yeah!
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Oh, huh!
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All talk about
them splits, eh?
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- Thought so, huh!
- Dean: Man!
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- You look cool, dude.
- Thanks, bro.
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(screaming and splashing
from TV)
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Paul: I can't move my legs!
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(screaming and splashing
Whatcha doin'?
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I thought, we haven't been
camping in a while,
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and I really missed that.
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- Get in.
- But you hate camping.
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Last time,
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you set your bra on fire
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trying to kill
a tick off your back.
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No, no, I don't
remember that.
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I have a picture.
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I told you to delete that!
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We're going camping!
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Get your little arse
in the truck!
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Come on, we'll have fun.
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♪
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(engine starting)
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(screaming from TV)
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Agnes: Dean!
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I saw the video!
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Ma!
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You saved my boy!
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- And you, the video.
- (Brady chuckling)
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It has 300 watchings
on the internet.
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Paul: Pfft, as if.
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Nobody even uses
the internet anymore!
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Brady: Dean, Dean
the save'n machine!
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Check out these comments.
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- "Best rescue ever!"
- Paul: Pssh.
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I've seen way better
rescues.
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Dean: "This guy's water
karate sucks?!"
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- Agnes: Mm.
- What?!
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Oh, wait till that hater
sees we made
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The Walking Eagle.
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(Agnes gasps)
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The Walking Eagle News, what?!
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(laughing mockingly)
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Nobody reads
newspapers anymore!
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Brady: Hey, hero discount
at the store.
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- Mm hmm.
- Everything's on me!
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All right!
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Why is Dean getting
all the credit
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when I'm the one
that almost drowned?!
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That's the water in
your brain talking.
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Ma!
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And don't try and use
that chair for sympathy.
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It was the nurse
that gave me this chair.
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I guess she's my new mom!
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(yelling and splashing
from phone)
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- Ah, look at Paul.
- (all laughing)
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Paul (echoing):
Is my sub okay?
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Ma, this isn't the way.
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Ma.
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This isn't the way.
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Badlands?
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The fuck?
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You think I'm at risk?!
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Show you at risk.
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Don't you dare,
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little Miss Kitty Scratch!
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Shit.
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Paul: You wanted
to see us, Chief?
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What's with the sling?
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Dean was just real rough
with me in the water.
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This guy
is a real drag, right?
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Drowner, more like a downer?
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- (laughing)
- Totally.
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So, Dean, I don't know
if you know this,
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but this award has only
been given to two people
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in the history of Grouse Lake.
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The first
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fought in World War II.
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The second was me!
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Because as you know,
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becoming chief
saved this community
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from a real bad vibe.
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For your act of heroism,
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this medallion
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now belongs to you.
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- (Dean gasps softly)
- For saving
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- Captain Bums-Me-Out over here.
- Dean: Deadly!
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You gotta be kidding me.
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And Brady,
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for keeping calm
while filming the rescue,
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you put Grouse Lake
on the map
269
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,202
by getting us in
the illustrious
270
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,504
Walking Eagle News.
271
00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,306
For that,
you get a Witness Award.
272
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:43,209
- Oh, cool!
- Chief DeeDee: Yeah!
273
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,378
Dean: Just think of it:
274
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,413
Before, we were three nobodies.
275
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,650
Now, we're two heroes.
276
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,585
This is some bullshit!
277
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,220
I actually have something
for you, Paul.
278
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,155
This just came to me.
279
00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,525
Y'all are gettin'
a world premiere!
280
00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:02,028
Ahh!
281
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,562
♪ Dean
is a real hero ♪
282
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,665
♪ It's true ♪
283
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,233
He saved a real buzz kill.
284
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:11,237
♪ But was it
the right thing to do? ♪
285
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,605
♪ Oooooh
ooo-ooo-oo ♪
286
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,040
Well I got a new
favourite song.
287
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,908
(guitar wailing)
288
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,877
(guitar echoing)
289
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:18,944
Oh great.
290
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,080
The skinny bunch is here.
291
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,281
Well, well, well.
292
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,282
Look who it is.
293
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,084
Jo: Beanpole?
294
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,219
Is that you with
a dreamcatcher
295
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,288
cascading on the back
of your head?
296
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,891
Where's Gramps McKay,
I thought he was running this?
297
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,359
Well you thought stupid.
298
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,960
He's away getting
his colon flushed.
299
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,295
Ew.
300
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,699
Welcome to Badlands.
301
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,067
I am your leader,
302
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,968
but think of me merely
303
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,570
as a conduit
to the Creator.
304
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:48,374
I will be giving you
your daily dose of vitamin C.
305
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,410
FYI, the C
stands for "Creator."
306
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,612
(Jo grunting)
Real sacred, this one.
307
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,948
Why you talking like that, Ma?
308
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,817
You did this to us.
309
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,922
(coins rattling,
classical music playing)
310
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,959
(in posh voice): You're
listening to
311
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,661
Moneybags in the muskeg.
312
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,231
I'm not saying I'm special
or anything,
313
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,667
but most folks would
have quit their jobs
314
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,403
after winning 500 Gs,
315
00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,271
but not this ol' neech'.
316
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,575
I coulda bought 17 ATVs,
317
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:25,144
but I just got one van.
318
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,779
(phone ringing)
Oh!
319
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,581
We have a caller.
320
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,648
Go ahead.
321
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,685
You're on the
air with Moneybags.
322
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,853
Rita: You get that money,
or what?
323
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,488
I heard you don't even
have it yet.
324
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,423
Not yet Rita.
325
00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,191
But don't you worry.
326
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,926
It's comin', baby.
327
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,428
Rita: Well, if you're
taking requests,
328
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,029
play Dean's
rescue video, then.
329
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,133
I can't play a video,
Rita.
330
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,035
Rita: Mn'ehh!
331
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,036
Aho!
332
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,972
We are all here today
as one,
333
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,540
for the same reason:
334
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,675
To connect to the land.
335
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,944
- Right sister, Jo?
- Don't you have some
336
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,646
dinky cars to play with?
337
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,348
Take me, for example:
338
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:05,718
I got my nickname Beanpole
in cruelty many moons ago,
339
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,686
when I was but a skinny teen,
340
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,822
like all of you,
341
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,524
sitting before me.
342
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,493
Who gave me that nickname?
343
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,463
She is with us here, today.
344
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,665
Real long time ago
that was, Beanpole!
345
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,967
That nickname was meant
to inflict pain.
346
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,004
But I embraced it,
for the beanpole
347
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,872
supports the plant
as it grows,
348
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,908
just like I support
all of you beansprouts.
349
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:29,909
(flies buzzing)
350
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,010
Speaking of growth,
351
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,879
our sister Jo gave me
a sacred wedgie
352
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,681
from the four directions
at recess one time.
353
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,883
(Jo and teens laughing)
354
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,385
We mustn't laugh.
355
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:42,888
We must support Sister Jo
in her growth.
356
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,557
Our ancestors will be
proud of you too one day,
357
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,592
just as they are of me.
358
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,360
(celestial music plays,
birds screech)
359
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,396
(sighing heavily)
360
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,901
(bird screeches)
361
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,204
(breathing raggedly)
362
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,740
Paul needs the medallion.
363
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:05,177
Paul...
364
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,614
Loves the medallion.
365
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,750
(eerie music playing)
366
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,053
Paul...
367
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:18,257
Wants the medallion.
368
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,592
(Indigenous music playing)
369
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,193
(Paul growling softly)
370
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,195
(Indigenous music intensifying)
371
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,232
(growling)
372
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,608
(Indigenous music
intensifying, stops)
373
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,276
Paul: Sweet dreams...
374
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:41,914
My sweet hero.
375
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,083
For now.
376
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,919
(eerie music playing)
377
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,320
(birds screeching)
378
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,788
Lean-tos will protect you
379
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,258
from the elements
out in the bush.
380
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,592
Our white brothers
like to think
381
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,394
they came up with them,
382
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,229
but our people
have been using them
383
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,431
since "time and memorial."
384
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,766
Now Jo,
385
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,601
get up here and show
our future leaders
386
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,770
how you would make one,
as an alleged leader.
387
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,771
Jo: What?
388
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,908
Just do it.
389
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,646
What?!
390
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:14,947
You're gonna use
that branch?
391
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,248
Yeah?
392
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,783
That's fine if you want
the wind blowing on you
393
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:18,984
all night.
394
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,086
Ahh, is this a joke?
395
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,188
You wouldn't survive one night
out here on your own!
396
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,025
Chickadee: Yo, is this what
it's supposed to look like?
397
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,259
Sick!
398
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,994
That's the best, Chickadee.
399
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,429
You're a natural.
400
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,865
You could teach your dead weight
mum a few things.
401
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,368
Oh, fuck off.
402
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,004
How long I gotta be
403
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,139
doin' this for?
404
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,807
'Til you get tired!
405
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,542
Fok, boy, I'm tired.
406
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,678
- What is this movie?
- Paul: Don't worry about it!
407
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,981
How's that sub
sitting with you, heh?
408
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,182
Starting to feel it now, man.
409
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:53,852
Good.
410
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,521
Mavis: You know, beansprouts.
411
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,356
Just like me, the grouse is an
underestimated opponent.
412
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,391
To hunt it,
413
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,960
you need to be stealth-like.
414
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:01,961
Aho.
415
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,329
(elastic twanging)
416
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,797
It's also the dumbest bird
in the bush.
417
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,998
It'll walk
right up to you,
418
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,633
and you can kick it
in the face.
419
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,635
(boys chuckling)
420
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,870
I actually like this shit,
421
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,739
and you two old bags
are ruining it.
422
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,740
I get it, but can you
at least admit
423
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,908
how much she sucks?
424
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,343
Can you two just get along
425
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,544
so we can kick some birds
in the face?
426
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:22,014
I'm sorry, Beanpole!
427
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:25,084
Sorry Jo, can you
apologize louder?
428
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:29,054
Hey, you kids wanna hear
a funny story about Beanpole?
429
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,856
Just let it go.
430
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,658
No, I'm good.
431
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,259
Once upon a time,
432
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,428
there was a little grouse
who ate
433
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,064
too many bush berries
when she was a kid,
434
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,600
and shit her pants,
right in front of everybody.
435
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,003
Funny thing is,
she kept the nickname Beanpole
436
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,940
when "Drippy Gitch"
was just as popular.
437
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,375
At least I didn't get caught
kissing my cousin.
438
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,909
He was my second cousin!
439
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,711
Not the first time.
440
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,214
Kids, this is actually
a good time to learn--
441
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:58,384
Kids?
442
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,685
(Ed splashing,
gasping for air)
443
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,286
I'm starting to cramp!
444
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,354
Real good!
445
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,590
Help, I'm crampin' up!
446
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,592
I'm comin' to save you Ed!
447
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,926
Don't worry about it!
448
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,094
(straining)
449
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,462
Help!
450
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,864
- Don't drown yet!
- Help!
451
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,065
Paul: I'm coming!
452
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,567
- Paul: I can't--
- Dean: I got you, Ed!
453
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,102
- Van Damme's got this.
- No!
454
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,771
Nooo!
455
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,739
No, don't save him!
456
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,107
Anybody but you!
457
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,043
No, let him drown!
458
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,444
Just let him drown!
459
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:29,448
Ahh, I was
supposed to save him!
460
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:30,949
(straining)
461
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,584
I can't get
out of my chair!
462
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,952
I need help!
463
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,321
♪
464
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,057
(crackling)
465
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,434
Ah.
466
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,102
God job, you kids!
467
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,670
Yes, I'm hungry!
468
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,305
Beat it,
both of youse.
469
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,842
This entire trip, you two
have acted like little shits.
470
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,079
You said Badlands
was to work on leadership.
471
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,113
Well, we're telling you
472
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,347
to lead yourselves
outta here.
473
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,816
Get your own food.
474
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,618
And good luck hunting
with your shit bush skills.
475
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,654
Mavis: But--
- Out.
476
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,527
- Paul: Don't drown yet!
- Ed: Help!
477
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,562
- Paul: Stop it!
- Dean: I've got you, Ed!
478
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,263
(splashing)
Paul: No!
479
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,932
Don't save him!
480
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,633
Let him drown,
just let him drown!
481
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,469
Ahh, I was supposed to save him!
482
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,471
So, uh...
483
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:26,572
Do I get an award,
or what?
484
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,073
Ooh.
485
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,975
I feel that you
maybe should be charged
486
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,376
with attempted murder!
487
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,879
Wait, what, no!
488
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,881
Uh...
You know what,
489
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,649
I'm gonna get outta your hair.
490
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:38,884
You look super busy.
(chuckling)
491
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,786
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
skedaddle, you know?
492
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,221
I'm gonna go outside,
493
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,490
jump on my skidoo,
and ske-de-de-daddle
494
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,491
right on out of here.
495
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,092
That's what the kids
are saying.
496
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,827
I'm pretty good with the youth
in this community.
497
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,329
Is it hot in here?!
498
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:51,396
Whoo!
499
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,798
That's not,
not your fault, though.
500
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,067
I'm not blaming chief
and council for that,
501
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,068
you guys don't control
the weather.
502
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,302
It's nice, perfect weather.
503
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,337
I loooove chief and council,
504
00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,638
I voted for you guys two times.
505
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:00,639
I'm not even allowed to vote!
506
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:01,840
I don't know--
507
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,342
Could you just
get the hell out of here?
508
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:06,011
Yup.
509
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,649
I'm starving.
510
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,652
Here.
511
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,687
Last of the berries.
512
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,795
Look, uh...
513
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,131
I'm sorry, Beanpole.
514
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,200
Mavis.
515
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,501
Whatever, Jo.
516
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,470
If anything, we owe
an apology to the youth.
517
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,638
(flies buzzing)
518
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,772
Yeah.
519
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,275
You're right.
520
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,610
Let's go.
521
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,980
Chickadee: Sterling, yesterday I
thought you were a skinny shit
522
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,682
who can't do nothin'.
523
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,184
But now you're a skinny shit
524
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,386
who can cook the shit
out of a grouse,
525
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:48,787
and build a deadly lean-to.
526
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,988
Thanks.
527
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,958
And that goes for
the whole skinny bunch.
528
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,326
Y'all did good.
529
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,494
I'm proud of you dipshits.
530
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,828
(imitating Beanpole): Aho!
531
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,031
Look at that.
532
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,199
I taught them
everything they know.
533
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,900
(stomach gurgling)
534
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,368
Ha!
535
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,971
Looks like Drippy Gitch
is back in action!
536
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,873
You ate the berries, too!
537
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,408
(stomach gurgling)
Oh shit.
538
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:10,409
(stomachs gurgling)
539
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:11,410
- Mavis: Ha!
- Jo: Oh shit.
540
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,979
Both: Oh shit!
541
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,347
That's what you get!
542
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,749
(farting squeakily)
543
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,553
(hip-hop playing)
544
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,088
♪ Now we on top ♪
545
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:26,925
(in posh voice): That was
"Count my Shoon-ia"
546
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,760
by Mc Moon-ia.
(phone ringing)
547
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,797
And we have another fan
waiting,
548
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,932
so go ahead.
549
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,435
You're on with Moneybags,
bruh.
550
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,338
Chickadee: Hey Roger,
it's Chickadee.
551
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,639
You didn't win the lottery,
okay?
552
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,675
The Kitty Scratch ticket
was a fake.
553
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:44,943
I made it.
554
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,111
Is that good, Mom?
555
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,247
Jo: Say sorry, then.
556
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,683
Chickadee: I am...sorry.
557
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,986
Fok!
558
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,187
The van!
559
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,491
Damn!
560
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,360
Unrelated,
561
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,829
why don't we open
the phones here,
562
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,098
and you can tell me how to get
out of a lease
563
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,467
on a brand new van
you can't afford.
564
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,835
(phone ringing)
565
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,104
Go ahead.
566
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,840
- You're on.
- Dean: Hey man.
567
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:18,277
Why don't you just
torch it, bro?
568
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,711
♪ We came up
from the bottom ♪
569
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,547
♪ Now we on top ♪
(We on top now!)
570
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,716
♪ The hustle never stop ♪
(It never stop!)
571
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,385
♪ I been grindin'
I been workin' ♪
572
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,953
♪ Money
yeah I got a lot ♪
573
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,355
(Got a lotta that, lotta that)
574
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:31,990
♪ Yeah we got a lot of that ♪
575
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,692
♪ We came up from the bottom ♪
576
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:36,028
♪ Now we on top ♪
(We on top now!)
577
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,363
♪ The hustle never stop ♪
(It never stop!)
578
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,332
♪ I been grindin'
I been workin' ♪
579
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,833
♪ Money
yeah I got a lot ♪
580
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,202
(I got a lotta that,
lotta that)
581
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,071
♪ Yeah we got a lotta that ♪
582
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,806
♪ I am ahead of you lames ♪
583
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,207
♪ None of you'll
ever get paid ♪
584
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,310
♪ Count on it
every day ♪
585
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,911
♪ Can't get enough
of the hate ♪
586
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,079
♪ Can't get enough
of that love ♪
587
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,380
♪ And they show me respect
588
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,415
♪ When I roll on the rez ♪
589
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,683
♪ Yeah smokin' the best uh ♪
590
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,017
♪ So high that ♪
591
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,052
♪ I'm over your head. Whoa! ♪
592
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,253
♪ Homie you ready for smoke? ♪
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