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♪
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Man on radio:
That was "Feelin' Flat"
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by Jimmy Flat-Ass and
the Bannock Butts,
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and you're listening
to Roger Laughingstick
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on Grouse Lake Radio... Ah.
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Nice day out there, so get
yourself down to the school gym.
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They got that anti-bullying
workshop going on,
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and that can only
mean one thing:
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free sandwiches!
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Maybe Big City Paul
will be there.
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Word is, he just
got home from Winnipeg.
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Will he be at the gym
for some free sandwiches?
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Or does he only eat
wontons now?
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♪
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Is it true, bro?
You only eat wontons?
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As if you even know
what a wonton is.
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Also, that's my momma's
door. That's my door.
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Okay, then.
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Okay. Good. Let's go.
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Oh. I don't have my keys.
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You just drove here.
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Yeah, eh? I should have my keys.
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Ho-ly. This guy.
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How do you lose
your keys, you cock nose?
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Nice to see you, too, Fat Face.
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Take it easy. I lost six
pounds when I was in the city.
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You lost six pounds?
From where, man?
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From your cock nose!
Don't even worry about it!
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So, how was the city?
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Ugh. Just leave me alone!
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Let's just go to the North Store
and get some pizza.
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No, man. There's
a bullying seminar,
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and they got
free sandwiches.
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Nah. Everyone's gonna make a big
deal about how I'm back home.
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Too bad, man. I got to
meet with Lips.
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He's next in line to
get movies off my USB.
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He thought he's seen
every Sharknado,
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but he skipped
over Lavalantula.
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- Just give it to him later.
- No, bro.
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When you're
the movie man,
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you got
responsibilities.
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- Whoa.
- Paul: Oh, my God.
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(chuckling) My keys
were in my boot, bro.
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Oh, my God. Okay. Let's go
to the North Store.
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Hey, we're going to
the school first, bro.
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Why you being so sketchy?
Everyone's going to be
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- happy you're back.
- Not everybody.
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♪ Yes I can
love you baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Woman: When do you think
your brother is getting here?
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Not now, Mom, okay?
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You haven't seen him
in forever.
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- And it's been good.
- Ma'tay!
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Jo:
Come on, Mom.
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He's a spoiled baby.
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But he is a baby! He's
my baby! (clapping)
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Drop it, Beanpole.
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You want to lose
your beading hand?
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Attention, everybody!
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The sandwiches will
be served
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after the
anti-bullying workshop!
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- (people booing)
- Too bad!
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I let you eat sandwiches before
the last workshop,
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and everyone took off
early, so shut it!
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Just talked
to the white lady,
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and she wants to
start the workshop.
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Oh, she wants to
start now?
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You let her know she's on
Indian time. (clapping)
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Okay, and one
more thing.
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This better not be
about Paul.
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Do you think he knows
I'm with Stephen Harper?
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Everyone knows. You post
about Stephen Harper all day.
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Hey, Stephen Harper!
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Hey, Jo. Uh, sorry
to interrupt.
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Rose, if Paul's going
to be here, I can leave.
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No. I want him
to see us together.
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I just hate it
when you two fight.
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I know. You say
that all the time.
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Well, he's on my
mind all the time.
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Jo: What the hell
is wrong with your mind?
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♪
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- Dean: There's Brady.
- Paul: The fuck's a Brady?
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Dean: He's the new
North Store manager.
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He made all
the sandwiches.
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Don't worry. He's
cool for a white guy.
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Yeah, because that's what
the rez needs,
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is, uh,
more white guys.
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Yeah, but you're
half white.
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I don't
feel half white.
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Anyway, the only fucked-up
thing about Brady is,
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he's trying to
snag your sister.
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She'll eat him alive.
She's a wendigo.
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(chuckling)
Let's go.
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Oh, Dean, just dropped
off the good sandwiches.
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Cool, man.
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Paul? I've heard
so much about you.
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- Paul: Nice vest.
- Man: Movie Man.
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- Yo.
- You got my Lavalantula?
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Yeah, man.
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- Yo, Big City.
- Relax. I'm just here
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- for the free sandwiches.
- This guy posted a pic
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of him in a swimming pool.
Is that true or what?
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Yeah, man. I was
in some pools.
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No way, bro. Just
like a movie.
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Ah, easy, guys. We're just
here for the sandwiches.
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Dean. Dean, it's
okay. It's cool, man.
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Winnipeg? Full
of pools.
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I was in, like,
17 of them.
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Couple of them even
had waterslides.
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Waterslides?
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This neechie
was living like a king.
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A king who swims
with a t-shirt on.
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(Brady chuckling)
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- (feedback screeching)
- Man, woman: Ah!
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I just seen the bulletin in the
band office about the wolves.
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- Oh, really, Ed?
- Yeah.
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They're coming closer
and closer to town.
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They must be hungry. Good thing
I'm from the wolf clan, eh?
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The sandwiches are
for later!
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Get out of here!
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Has anyone seen
my daughter?
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So, no one's
seen Chickadee?
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Wow. Sterling hanging with
the Doodoo boys.
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Surprised you two aren't at home
sucking on your momma's teat.
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Oh, ain't you
glad your uncle's back?
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Mn'ehh. You just
want everyone
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to make a big
deal about you.
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Mn'ehh yourself!
I'm just here for lunch.
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Oh, you just want
to sneak in,
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grab lunch, and
not talk to anyone?
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Why didn't you
just say so?
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Look who's here!
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It's the pool king.
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Hey, everybody!
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I'm back!
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(people murmuring quietly)
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Hi, Mom!
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Is it Indian
time to start?
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Yo-ho! You can't
just say that!
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(people murmuring)
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Oh, dear.
I-- I'm so sorry.
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Ho-ly! White
lady just struggling.
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I really am.
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Let's just
get started.
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Welcome, everyone,
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to the anti-bullying
workshop!
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(coughing)
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Chief Deedee was
supposed to do this,
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but she got the
day off.
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- Again.
- She's in a jam session.
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Okay.
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Anyways, we have a
workshop leader
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from Bully Beware
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to lead us
in a seminar!
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Karen:
Miigwetch, Josephine.
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Um, before we start, I
would like to begin
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with a land
acknowledgment.
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We are gathered here together
on Treaty Five territory,
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- which is the--
- Dean: Fuck this.
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Let's just
eat already.
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Sit down, Dean!
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Oh. Uh, sorry.
Small thing.
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Will those teens
be playing basketball
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the entire
time, or...?
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Hey, you kids!
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Quit bouncing them basketballs,
or I'll come pop them!
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Karen:
Thank you. Thanks.
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Alright. Um, so, when we
think of bullying,
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we think of
physical violence,
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but there's
also verbal bullying,
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like, um, teasing and
name-calling.
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Mn'ehh! So you're saying
if I call this guy Cock Nose,
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- that that's bullying?
- Uh, that is
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a very good
question. Yes.
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That's, um, what's
called teasing,
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and it's known
as lateral violence.
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- Mn'ehh!
- Lateral violence.
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I got a question
for Paul. Why you back?
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Lips: Actually, yeah.
Now that you mention it,
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- it seems suspicious.
- I already told you why, Lips.
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Nicknames are also a
form of bullying.
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But everybody
calls him Lips.
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Yes, but why do
you call him Lips?
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Because when we were young,
he showed up to school
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with a big old macaroni
right on his lips!
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- (people laughing)
- Lips, tell her
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about your lip.
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Rose:
I got a question.
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Why did you leave
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without saying goodbye?
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Many people:
Oh.
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Jo:
Oh, my God!
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You guys, shut up!
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You sound like a bunch of
squeaking weasels!
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Just settle down and let
Karen do her damn workshop.
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Karen:
Uh, my name is actually Karen,
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but the way you said it
just now made me feel
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like you were
bullying.
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Yeah. You're
the bully, Jo.
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Who said that?
That you, Beanpole?
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Would a bully order
free sandwiches for everyone?
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Does that sound
like a bully move?
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Yeah, but you won't
let us eat them.
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You know what?
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To hell with it.
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Go eat the damn
sandwiches, then!
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Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey! Elders first.
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Actually, if you could, uh,
sign the anti-bullying pledge--
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- Dean, grab me a sandwich, bro.
- Dean: Yeah, man.
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- Just one.
- Yeah, I'll get it.
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- Is this over?
- Don't feel bad.
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You kept them longer than
the hypnotist.
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And we were
all hypnotized.
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I'm not a
bully, right?
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No. I wouldn't change
anything about you.
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- You're just assertive.
- I like that.
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I'm assertive.
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I've always
said that about you.
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And people
like assertive.
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Not as much as they like--
(in whiny voice) --Paul.
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Ah, that's the thing about
siblings sometimes, you know?
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- (engine starting)
- I actually have
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- an older sister, so--
- I'm assertive.
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Brady: --I know a thing
or two about this.
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Assertive. I like
that. I'm assertive.
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I'll tell you another time!
It's not super important!
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Roger: (on radio) You're
listening to Laughingstick
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in the Afternoon, and
we're still trying to figure out
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who took that tray
of sandwiches from the gym.
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Sandwiches don't
just vanish on their own,
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so call in
and tell me:
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Who was
the vanish-er?
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The heck you doing here
again, Blue?
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How much can
I get for this?
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You just had one.
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No. I never'd.
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(laughing)
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Another blue one
for Blue.
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Tell your little school friends
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that I have the good
North Store sandwiches.
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Agnes got
sandwiches!
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(dramatic
music playing)
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It's time for me to
leave this place.
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But will I
ever see you again?
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You will find me where the
moon and the sun cross paths,
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in the shadows of
the great bear.
247
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,759
That feels like
a no.
248
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,395
Jo:
Rose? Rose.
249
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:30,830
I'm a nice lady, eh?
250
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,432
Sorry. I was just
watching Restless Wind.
251
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:34,667
This is the episode
where Tatanka
252
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,369
leaves his
settler girlfriend
253
00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:39,772
to travel around with his loyal
horse companion, Comanche.
254
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,107
I'm not a bully.
255
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,441
I'm just assertive.
256
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,010
You're nice to me.
257
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,045
And you work hard, and
you get things done.
258
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,681
That said, I think a lot of
people are scared of you.
259
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,117
Exactly. I'm
assertive,
260
00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,551
and people like it.
261
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,787
Lips! Get over here!
262
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,591
Do I scare you?
263
00:10:58,624 --> 00:10:59,692
What do you
want me to say?
264
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,761
Ugh! Beat it, Lips!
265
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,063
What up, big sis?
266
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:07,400
Do you have
to be everywhere?
267
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,468
- What do you want?
- Just need to relax.
268
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:13,639
Everyone's been bugging me
about awesome the city's been.
269
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,574
Must be nice. I'm
sure you heard.
270
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,977
- I'm with Stephen Harper now.
- Paul: Of course I heard.
271
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,813
You posted it on the
"Rose and Paul 4eva" page.
272
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,449
Whatever. You left
without saying goodbye.
273
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:26,786
Okay. I just came by
to say hi to Lips,
274
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,754
- but I'll call him later!
- You were asking about me?
275
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:29,789
Shut up, Lips!
276
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,129
I'm sorry, my dear.
277
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,664
I must be alone.
278
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,766
The only one who can join
me on this life journey
279
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,669
is my loyal horse
companion, Comanche.
280
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,271
(neighing)
281
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,972
I love you, too.
282
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,574
(mouthing along to dialogue)
And only you.
283
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,745
Brady: Hey, how many movie mans
are there typically on a rez?
284
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,146
Just one.
285
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,748
- Ham me.
- Okay.
286
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,318
Well, because I met this
kid named Little Tony,
287
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,653
and he said that
he's the movie man?
288
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,521
- Mn'ehh.
- What is that?
289
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,123
I've seen
that before.
290
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,424
Mah-nah.
291
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,827
No, man.
Like this: Mn'ehh.
292
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,261
Uh-mah.
293
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,166
It takes time.
294
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,139
Okay.
295
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,042
So, say you see a beautiful
girl walking by, eh?
296
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,611
And you go to
your friend, "Mn'ehhh."
297
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,179
But then you find out
she's just your cousin.
298
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,481
Mn'ehh.
299
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,850
I think I got it.
300
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,018
(smacking lips,
grunting) Eh.
301
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,020
- (Dean hissing)
- (door opening)
302
00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:38,557
What the fuck's this
guy doing in our lodge?
303
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,559
It smells like
ham and ass!
304
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,628
Well, this is my lodge now,
because you left,
305
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,630
and his name is Brady.
And yeah, he needs to be here.
306
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,565
- He brought us a big ass ham.
- Want some?
307
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,734
Mm. I've
seen bigger.
308
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,237
What you mean?
That's a big ass ham!
309
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,339
Man, you been acting good ever
since you came back.
310
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:56,575
Talking pools and girls
and shitting on big hams.
311
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,977
Just bullshitting!
312
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,812
City's just
different, bro.
313
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,347
Oh, yeah? If life
was so good in the city,
314
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,082
- then why'd you come back, bro?
- How many times
315
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,316
do I have to tell you?
Fuck!
316
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,152
Maybe just
one time, for real!
317
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,488
Whatever! Hang with
your new buddy!
318
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,524
Open up your
eyes, man!
319
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,893
He's just using
you for your hams.
320
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:22,201
♪
321
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:25,437
Jo: Hey, you guys! I
saw you playing basketball.
322
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,506
You must be
real thirsty.
323
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,175
- Us?
- Jo: I got you these.
324
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,682
- See? Would a bully do that?
- I don't know.
325
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,417
The answer's no!
326
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,852
And you don't even have
to think about it,
327
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,587
because I just bought
you those drinks.
328
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,556
My mom said you were just mean
to her when you were kids.
329
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,357
Jo:
You Beanpole's kid?
330
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,927
You tell that skinny little
rat I'm just being assertive.
331
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,895
What you doing talking
to the skinny bunch for?
332
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,531
Who cares what
they think?
333
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,867
What? Am I
wearing something of yours?
334
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,106
I know you're mad because
everyone is excited about Uncle
335
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,210
and scared of you,
but Uncle sucks, okay?
336
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,312
All those pics he
was posting are phonies.
337
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,380
- The guy's an internet ho.
- What?
338
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,716
Yeah, and you know how Uncle was
staying with cousin Leon
339
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,320
in the city? Leon
sent me this.
340
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,821
Man on video: Fuck you always
looking out the window
341
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,122
- and shit, man?
- Paul: Get out of here,
342
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,324
- Cousin Leon!
- Man: Just fucking
343
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,725
- missing Rose.
- Leave me alone!
344
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,093
Man: Shake that off,
just missing her.
345
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,394
Paul:
I'm not missing her!
346
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,829
Man: (mocking)
I fucking miss her!
347
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,731
Paul:
I want to go back to the rez.
348
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,067
Man:
I miss her! I fucking miss her!
349
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,468
That make
you feel better?
350
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,237
Shit, yeah.
Send that to me.
351
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:36,775
♪
352
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:44,083
♪
353
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,119
(grunting)
354
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,855
Everything
okay, baby boy?
355
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,324
Mom, if you're going
to use the wrong door,
356
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,326
could you at least
knock first?
357
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,995
Oh, that's right.
358
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:59,365
You have your own door
and your own place.
359
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,501
(knocking)
360
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,973
Paul:
Just come in already!
361
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,842
- Dean's here.
- That's the wrong door.
362
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,678
What? You want
me to go around?
363
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:15,114
- Yeah.
- You boys look hungry.
364
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,815
I'll get some
sandwiches.
365
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,284
(Dean groaning)
366
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,124
- What do you want?
- Dean: The truth, bro!
367
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,126
It's me, Dean!
368
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:30,062
- I've known you my whole life.
- Just leave me alone.
369
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,131
Not until you tell me why
you left the city.
370
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,967
You may be
just my cuz,
371
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,238
but you're still
my bro... bro.
372
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:44,743
- Jo is here.
- Mom, that's the wrong door!
373
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,578
We all heard your
city stories,
374
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,047
but they ain't true!
375
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,684
Everyone thinks I'm shit
but you're the shit,
376
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,852
but it's all
bullshit!
377
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,254
Rose is here.
378
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,689
Rose:
"Just fucking missing her"?
379
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,490
Why can't you ever
tell me how you feel?
380
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,927
Jo: Just cut the shit and
tell us what happened!
381
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,228
Yeah! No more lies!
382
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,264
Stop acting good!
383
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:09,535
Okay. I
got egg salad,
384
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:10,703
canned ham,
385
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,838
and baloney.
386
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,374
Dean: Oh, hey! I'll trade my
egg salad for your ham.
387
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,743
- Rose: No way!
- Okay! You guys are killing it!
388
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,512
If I tell you what happened,
can you guys just go away?
389
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,783
(sighing) I didn't even
work at the hotel.
390
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,619
Cousin Leon was supposed
to get me a job.
391
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,188
He told me he
was a big deal,
392
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,756
but all he did
was clean rooms,
393
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,292
and he got fired for
sleeping on all the beds!
394
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,128
Jo: You believed Cousin
Leon? That guy went to jail
395
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,764
for selling three
people the same car!
396
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,299
The past six months,
397
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,201
I slept
on his futon.
398
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,204
I even had to babysit
his girlfriend's mangy kids!
399
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,605
Those are bad kids.
400
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,774
And the only pool I
went to, his kids came,
401
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:52,378
and one of them even bit me
on the back of my leg!
402
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,812
There was
no partying.
403
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,482
There was
no waterslides.
404
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,250
There wasn't
even any hams.
405
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,553
Are you
serious, bro?
406
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,288
Not one.
407
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,990
I've made a lot
of mistakes,
408
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,293
but the biggest...
was lying to you guys.
409
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,995
I just wanted a
bigger life,
410
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,497
but I belong here!
411
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,901
I love you guys!
412
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,971
Old bullshitting Paul,
he's dead!
413
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:22,007
Which is good, because we can go
back to the way things were
414
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:26,311
before I started lying
to everybody! Right?
415
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,513
Mn'ehh!
416
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,914
Rose, Agnes, Jo:
Mn'ehh!
417
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,682
Nailed it, Brady.
418
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,584
Sorry. I got tired of
waiting in Dean's truck.
419
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,987
Are those North
Store sandwiches?
420
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,356
You know what?
I'm glad you're back.
421
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,491
- Thanks, sis.
- Yeah.
422
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,795
I forgot how fun it
is to watch you fuck up.
423
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,663
(laughing)
424
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:45,964
Have a sandwich?
425
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,275
This is Laughingstick
in the evening,
426
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,944
and I hope you're settling
in for a long night of--
427
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,779
Holy mother
of shit!
428
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,948
A black bear just
walked by my window.
429
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,852
Whoa. Never mind.
430
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,188
False alarm.
It's just a dog.
431
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,423
My eyes must
be going.
432
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,125
You know what?
433
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,260
If you ever thought
you saw a bear
434
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,595
but it was
actually a dog,
435
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,364
give us a call
and tell us about it.
436
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,432
Lines are open.
437
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,702
(phone ringing)
438
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,370
Go ahead. You're
on the air.
439
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,939
Lips:
Oh, hey, Roger.
440
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,774
I thought I was
raising a dog once.
441
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,776
Turns out I was
raising a bear cub.
442
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:34,313
It tried to
rip my arm off.
443
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,314
Does that count?
444
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,182
Roger:
Hmm.
445
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,452
("Close As She Wants Me"
by Pima Express plays)
446
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,967
♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪
447
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,004
♪ All night long ♪
448
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,877
♪ I could give you everything ♪
449
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,212
♪ That you want ♪
450
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:12,651
♪ Just look into my eyes ♪
451
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,920
♪ And you can see my love ♪
452
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,525
♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪
453
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,728
♪ All night long ♪
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