Original subtitles

Everyone let their inner child out to play to celebrate Kasuga's 44th birthday last week!

Kasu-chan had too much fun, the segment made it into this week!

And this week, his annoying big bro made quite the ruckus!

The studio was sent into a complete mess!

Furthermore!

A mandatory beginning for idols! The bag check segment is back from the grave!

As that perverted reporter checks on their bags, he goes wild in their dressing room!?

Presented by TeamHinataSubs

Timing: Memeneko TL: tbs, space, thi QC: space Encode: thi

Very well then, let's go back to the games!

Let's Play a Game with Kasu-chan's Cash!

Thank youuu Kasu-chan! -What kinda game is that?

I don't really know either

I've never played a game like this!

Let's start rolling out the rules to the baffled-looking Kasu-chan!

The present members will search through the studio for the envelopes in there!

Kasu-chan will play the role of the demon, throwing balls at them while they plunder for those envelopes!

Of course, getting hit by the ball will take them out of the game

And he will confiscate every envelope the member has gotten so far

If they manage to get away within the 5 minutes time limit

They will acquire all the envelopes they've gotten

Speaking of which, the money placed within those envelopes is...

They were taken from Kasu-chan's wallet

Not by Marimoto

We stole your money...

A look at his wallet

Don't bring me up

Please stop bringing it up...!

Do not steal~!

Which we then put into the envelopes

If you get hit, no matter how much money you've gotten, all will go down the drain

So please be careful!

It's time for the game of Kasu-chan's Cash Hide-and-Seek-and-Confiscate to begin!

Will these girls be able to fight back from Kasu-chan's attacks and run with the money?

YOU READY~?!

Got stood up?

What? They went for cram school?

Did they go home?

READY?!

All set~!

Well then... ready!

START!

For handling this one wild dude

t/n: older joke from ANN, moniker for Kasuga who goes wild in the rain

That's one heck of a thing they got

They're equipped?

I'm so gonna hit you...

I'm totally gonna hit you all...

RUNNNN!

'Cause that's my money on the line

C'mon guys, we don't have all day!

I've seen this before in an episode of Battle for Money

t/n: a spin-off of Run for Money, participants fight in a war of dodgeball and plunder each other's money and resources instead

They got those guys who go around acting like demons too

An opportunity arises

30 seconds have passed

We're running outta time, guys

I don't mind if we stay like this till it's over though

Kawata, busted

Feels like y'all went back to being kids, right?

FOUND ONE OVER THERE

Feels like we're back in the 1988

KASU-CHAN, YOU MEANIE! -Katoshi, you're out

0 ball control syndrome

Throwing means he has to go get the ball himself

Kasu-chan is- oh wow Kasu-chan is smiling!

Y'all sent Kasu-chan into so much fun!

Nibu-chan, you're out!

As he went on the offense, Kato and Nibu got taken out

Look out guys, Kasu-chan is having fun!

The kid in his 44 y.o self is happy

The smile he had back in 1988!

Back in time to the start of Heisei!

THERE! RIGHT THEREEE

Nice work with the dodge!

Perhaps her attention was taken in by Fujishima's amazing dodge

Morimoto herself then got taken out easy

Whenever he has to fetch for the ball, it's your chance to steal the envelopes!

Kasu-chan is-

Equipment: Paper Umbrella x1

The umbrella might be a good way to avoid getting hit

NOOO

Offense vs defense along the wall

Good luck!!

Crap... where are they?!

HOW MANY LEFT??

Annoying bro joined

Now's the time!

Damn, that's Metal Gear Solid!

Snake in hiding?

2 and a half minute have passed

Only half the time left

It's your chance to take now

Keep at it guys! Right now's your chance!

THAT'S SO SCARY

Boxes might be invincible

Good going there

CREEPY

STOP THATTT -SO MEAN!

Kasu self-destructing

THAT HURTS

Kasuga-san, you're out!

3 minutes have passed!

Bringing witch hunt back in Reiwa

IT'S TIME TO SEIZE THE CHANCE!

YOUR CHANCES, GUYS!

UNFAIR, MAN!

IT'S YOUR CHANCE!

3 minutes and 30 seconds have passed

I'll let you slide this time, Manafi

Kawata-kun is out!

Dangit!

At last, only 3 members are left!

Will they be able to get away?

1 minute left!

Can they survive!?

Hey! Give me the ball!

Umm.. No

Release it! This is cheating!

I'm running out of time!

Where are they? -Yeah...

I hope I won't be found here...

No....

No... NO!

Sensei in a pinch

Sacrificing sensei

What a scary recording

Ackh! Dang it!

That umbrella's great

There's one here

20 seconds left!

Retreating with the ball

Please survive! 20 seconds left

There's one ball here

He got one!

10 seconds! 10 seconds left

The end!

Last second heist

There's one!

That's it for the Kasu-chan's cash tag!

Oddly enough, the survivors are Takase and Hirao who are said to be bad at sports!

How many did they took from Kasu-chan's purse?

Let's check it

I got a lot~

When did you take so much?

You're kidding!

Manafi got a lot

It's a bad pull

Right...

Nice!

There's BerryKasu-san in there

A rare card, in a way

Cute! -Nice, you got a nice one there

Great

However...

Pun on bikkuriman card from bikkuriman choco

She keeps getting the Kassuriman Cards

Kasuguchi Hiroshi-san

Flop series

And...

2 left

1000 JPY

One more

Get a card!

Mascot from 2022

God from the confessional

Takase got 5 cards and 2000 JPY

Let's check Hirao-sensei's 3 envelopes!

Getting double like old days

So there are doubles, huh

Oh! That's a nice one!

Super rare head

Rascal sports festival

Nice!

Oh, she got a 1000 JPY

Dang it...

It's like he gave you allowance

Hirao-sensei got 2 cards and a 1000 JPY

Did you have fun?

We did!

What about you, Kasu-chan?

He's drenched in sweat

Inner child had fun

It's proof that I had so much fun

You were smiling so wide

It was fun!

But you left some regret, I'll bet

Yeah, I couldn't hit all of them

I got my money taken...

I wish things were different!

No, not that

Umm..

That was a cue for "not a single regret in my existence"

Comedy power level = 5?

Get it together, Kasu-chan

So it was like that, huh?

Where's your 20 years of experience!?

It's hidebu

I'm going hidebu right now

Let me have another shot next year!

Got it, let's do it again next year

Let's make it a regular

After this, the Perverted Reporter goes wild in order to leave not a single regret!

Good evening, it's time for Hinatazaka de Aimashou to start

And here are the cheerful members of Hinatazaka

Good to see you again!

It's started, I guess, Hinatazaka de Aimashou?

One, two

*In shock*!

Elaborate?

Sent in a shock?

Things are a bit from the usual today

We're very sorry, but, Kasuga-san got... himself in hot waters, yet again

FRIDAY's chew toy?

t/n: the tabloid magazine who caught him cheating on his wife

So although Kasuga-san can't be with us today...

Don't you wonder where he is right now?

Where could he be?

Members were still in the dark on the segment

He's over there, Kasuga-san!

Toooooos!

He's with us!

Nope, I was NOT in any hot waters!

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT!

Kasuga-san

SORRYTODISAPPOINT!

Kasu Yoku-san, huh

t/n: comedian Haku Yoku's joke is saying something good or wise only to follow it up with a punchline + "zannen (sorry)!"

THE SCANDAL WAS ~4 YEARS AGO, YA SEE~!

Kasuga-san, where are you right now?

I'm still in the same building as you

Right now, I

... have descended into, you girls', Hinatazaka46's...

...dressing room, right before it!

Now we're talking

Kasumin kourin!

t/n: Kaho's catchphrase (Kahorin-kourin)

Don't tell me...

We can hear the people in the studio here questioning as to why you're in front of the dressing room...

Should I prove it to you then?

I'll prove it to you then -Which dressing room?

I'll show you

OH MY GOD I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE!

Look, "Hinatazaka46-sama"

(Muttering)

Alright alright, so you're in front of a dressing room -Right

This here is

The 4th generation's dressing room!

It's going to be a bright, cheery dressing room for sure!

Oh my god I've got a bad feeling about this

4th gens, ya know, 4th gens

He's in a great mood today

What a weird way to note the "4"

This footage feels familiar

Full of deja vu feels

Back in the Hiragana days, right?

Yes, we've had one then

And this time we're having another!

The segment for today is

Return of the Sudden Inspection! Checking The Contents of Members' Bags!

KASU-CHAN CHECK!

Thank you, Nishikawa-kun

Kasukasu's Trashy Expedition Squad - or so he said

t/n: based on a joke by the comedian duo Regular (aruaru tankei-tai/whatever expedition team)

Either way, today...

Do the 4th gen who recently became idols bring unseemly stuff for idols!?

The sorter Kasuga-san will check out their stuff!

If he found something suspicious, their bag will be inspected in the studio!

Speaking of which, those who lack awareness as an idol brought these last time

They put a mozaic on that!

Tomita's...

Shinpeita-san's

She brought a freestyle rap textbook

How nostalgic!

Matsuda's phone too

Why did you put mozaic on it?

Is it something a no-go for broadcast?

It seems you can't show it on air now

The seven wonders of HinaAi

It's inappropriate to be shown on TV

Like it could get duplicated?

t/n: it's Kasuga's autograph

Well then, Kasuga-san

Please get in the dressing room

All good? -Yeah yeah

Shall we?

Hold on...

Shall we go, then?

Where is it where is it?

4th gens disgusted

Ewww nooo

That's the back of a pervert...

Niiiiceeeee

So neat

Smells sweeeeet!

Really?

Excitement we haven't seen since The Ventilation Meal

t/n: infamous Audrey story/joke where they would eat their meals under the vents of a BBQ place, enjoying BBQ by only the scent

I can feel my heart pounding!

"Smells sweet"?

Let's go in

TOOS!

The Toosman Show begins

t/n: The Truman Show (1998)

It echoes in the 4th gens' dressing room, huh

Very well, as you see, I've made my way in now

Everyone, those bags are the real deal

It's so neat and clean!

Nice, nice

All clear, nobody in there, right?

There's no one locking themselves in while saying "I'm not going to the studio", right?

A rehearse of the Locked-in Incident?

No such thing

Well it was just us...

No place to lock yourselves in either

Shall we begin from this end?

Looks cute

Whose is this?

The first bag here

It's so small

So cute!

How about we play around with it first

Mandatory check by Kasu-chan!

What's it like...

Take care to not tear the straps

Something like this

Aw it looks good!

That's a six grader's backpack

Sharply gleaming six grader

Be careful not to leave it in the locker

Whose bag is that?

Whose is this?

It's mine...

Oh, Fujishima-san's

Let's give it a look, I'm gonna decide whether it's worth inspecting in the studio or not

It's already open...

How'sithow'sit?

The nightmare begins

He looks like he's fishing sea urchins

The 0 yen life?

t/n: reference to the survival TV show "Mujintou 0 Yen Seikatsu (Inhabited Island 0 Yen Life)"

There isn't much of anything inside

Oh, I see...

There's pouching in here

"Pouching"...? -Why is it in progressive tense?

Huh, what's this?

What's that, Fujishima-san?

It's my toothbrush

A natural idol

Very in tune with your idol nature -So cuteeee!

On top of the toothbrush just now...

She also has this, a toothbrush

Unexpected double on stand-by

t/n: 6th single coupling, Omoigakenai Double Rainbow

What is this? You split it?

One for the top row of teeth, one for the bottom

What does this mean? -Fujishima, care to elaborate?

That one is a Cinnamo toothbrush

And inside there's a toothbrush, but

True, it's a Cinnamoroll

But it's so cute, that it'd be a waste to use...

So I have another with me

For decorative purposes

So you don't really use that one

I see, so this one doesn't see much use

What is this?

My lipstick!

I see, it's her lipstick

Would've put it on if it's 15 years ago!

Ijiri Kasuga losing hope

BORN IN THE WRONG ERA, I WAS!

GODDAMNITTT!

True that

I'd put it on and eat it

DANG IT...

There are rules now

How frustrating!

So there's nothing suspicious in there?

There isn't

Alright

Whose seat is this?

There's no bag here

The style of The Strong?

There's only tea here -I think it's not...

Impressive, whichever member who sits here, really

For having my bromides here

Taking them back with her

A Kasumania spotted!

Bringing it with them to the dressing room!

True, she brought them

These were just left somewhere near the studio's exit, right

She's bringing it home, then

Since it's here, she'll definitely bring them home with her

Whose? Whose is this?

Here? Is it owned by the one sitting here?

That's... that's mine

Land territory rivaling Hokkaido's

That's also your seat, Fujishima-san?

Here??

You're taking up 3 seats??

Looks like Fujishima-san takes up 3 seats

How a princess does it

And this?

That's mine

Whose was it? -Mine

That is Tamaki's

Oh, I see

There's a lot of stuff in here

This is a neat bag

How is it?

There so much things in here

Let's bring this one to the studio

You sure?

I think it's better we look at it thoroughly in the studio

That's one for the studio

Can't wait

With that, the first bag to bring to the studio is selected!

Now, now, the next one is... whose is this?

Whose seat is that?

Ah, it's Sumilegend's seat

There's a lot going on in there

There's a face popping out from the bag

A strange appearance?

It's peeking out

Look here

So cute!!

Let's also bring this one in!

You'll bring it here?

Yeah

I think you should... ask that person first

Excuse me

We're doing a shooting for Hinatazaka de Aimashou now

Do a high pitch voice for the reply

Ah, I see

Would've been better if you faced the mic too

Oh right, the mic

Silly reporter

Fine by me

Just answer it!

Let's bring this one

You see,

This room is cold, so I'll wear this for awhile

The succession of the art of Ijirism

Whose coat is that?

It's also Sumilegend's

Just for a while

Don't rip it

Don't force yourself if it doesn't fit

You look like you're wearing a uniform

Showa's cheerleading squad

It's stiff at his shoulders

Aren't you in Starting Today, It's My Turn!!?

Starting Today, It's My Turn!! is a Japanese manga series published in the 90s

He managed to wear it well

His shoulders lol

Whose bag is that?

It's mine -Ah, it's Shimizu-san's

Oh, it's Shimizu-kun's?

I'm quite interested in this one

Can't let my fan slip away

Let's take a look now

He's going to stretch the coat...

Oh no...

He's checking it seriously

Can you see well?

I have to take a few steps back to see well

What's that?

Isn't this a tape?

A sticky note?

No... don't waste it...

Well, he is clumsy

Kasuga seems like he could tore it apart

It's hard using gloves

Well you aren't in the major league so you should just quit it

Ah, not in the major league, got it

What is he up to?

He's so obedient

You see, the light here is too bright

In the midst of a day game?

The light is really blinding

Is it that blinding?

It is!

Eh, there's no Kasuga-related items here

Oh, she doesn't have any?

Yeah, I wish she had the Iron Man magazine or something

Kasuga appeared on the 2020/10 edition of the magazine

A must have item for a Kasuga oshi

Because you appeared there? -Of course

I did a macho toos there

With that, the Kasuga-oshi Shimizu is safe!

Let's move on to the next one! Another puny bag!

Whose one it that?

-It's mine That's Watanabe's bag

It's Watanabe's bag

Most bags sure are small recently

Water?

Inside this small bag...

There's this water

A custom of "Watanabe = water"?

Miho also had a bottle of water when they did this in GanaOshi

There's only a bottle of water inside

A mystery that boomers can't answer

That's the only thing in there?

Seems like it

That is strange

And there's another bag beside it

Why does she put only water in the other bag?

What's inside this?

Sounds like there's a lot of things in it

Makeup?

It's her makeup

A wonderful lineup

But she's only in middle school...

There's only two things inside it

Look at this

So she keeps her water properly

And puts it in a separate bag -Ah

A hat

It's a hat

Oh, so she brought a hat

That's a cute hat

Well, let's move on to the next one

The second form of the pervert

Let's check out the next one

You look like a part of Jamiroquai

Can you do a little dance

A perfect recreation of the MV

♪ Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity (2010)

Nickname: Kasuminman

Captain's the only one laughing now

*flusters*

He's a little flustered

Seems like he's embarassed, so we'll go back to bag checking

And this one... whose is this?

It's Shogenji's

Oh, it's Shogenji's bag

Eh, there's something on the bag

A paper is on the bag

What's written on it?

It's- wait, who is this?

Shogenjiman?

A throwback to Miho's Watanabeman

Who is that?

Me and Kishihono were playing around backstage

Her partner in crime appears!

So we made some cards to play a game

And how do you play that game?

Do enlighten us

For every drawing, we'll give that card a name

For example, that is Prince Smiley King

An oddly familiar name appears

So when that card appears, we'll call out that card's name

What're you talking about!?

Emergency arrest for this wild one

Can you try interviewing him?

Hello Mr Prince Smiley King, we're doing a location shoot at the moment

Do you have time for some questions?

That's enough!

We'll bring Shogenji's bag to the studio

Next, while checking Yamashita's bag

Let's also bring this bag in the studio

They swiftly decided to bring her bag to the studio

At the moment, there are 4 bags that we'll bring to the studio

How many more bags will be brought in?

Next is... whose is this?

It's Hiraoka's

Hiraoka's bag

There's a lot of stuffs in here, but most of it are obvious things

Obvious things?

I mean like, you won't wonder what this is

Nooo, I'm embarassed

Our commoner idol

How embarassing...

Is that a toothbrush? -It is

Why do you have two toothpaste?

Do you have one for each row of your teeth?

Cavity prevention?

He also said that before

There's a wallet, and a pencil box...

Over-realistic cat

What's THAT???

That took me by surprised

That's scary

That sounds like a mating call

Don't touch!

There's also some books

It's by Isaka Koutarou

The one who will carry on the bookworm image

Oh, it's Isaka-sensei?

Let's read out loud who is the real culprit in the end

Nononono please don't!!

The devil has arrived

Nonono please

It's going to take some time finding it

Since you don't know it

And the font is small

Impossible for the elderly eye

The font is small and there's too many things

How about the other one?

The other book..

It's written by your close friend, Asai Ryuu

There's some similarities between the two

So I'm reading it while looking back and forth those two books

And this is... whose?

It's mine, Hirao!

So it's Hirao's bag

How thin

Isn't that a laptop bag?

Is something wrong?

There's only this inside the bag

Inside it is...

There's nothing

Check the other zips

There's also nothing here

The bag has so many zips

He's opening every single zip

A hell full of zips

He's struggling so much

Isn't it better if there's just one zip?

There's also one at the front

So many zips...

I think there should be something

Something's there!

It's just an ecobag

Bag illusion?

There's nothing in the bag, but why is there an ecobag there?

There should be more stuffs inside it though...

Did your stuffs got stolen?

A robbery case exposed?

So there's a green room thief among the 4ki

The birth of another Hinatazaka46 myth?

Or someone else removed it?

Probably

By the way, due to personal information and the show's sponsor

The manager took away some stuff before the segment- so don't worry, Hirao-sensei!

And this is...

It's mine, Takeuchi!

Both of these?

Yes!

Is bringing two bags the trend now?

This cap too?

That's not mine

Then whose is it?

I'm sorry, that's my cap

Appears anywhere

It's Fushijima's cap

While we're at it, why not I give a sign

A Kasuga custom

So when you look at the bottom of the cap while wearing it

You'll remember that I goof around with your cap

Thus, this is my sign

It's going to get mosaic

I'm done! Here you go!

Nice tech to avoid mosaic

It's Abareru-kun's autograph, huh

It's a fake

It's not Kasuga's sign

So whenever you feel down

I hope you'll feel better seeing that

Now then, whose bag is this?

It's Kishi's

Huh, I guess it is your bag

I think there's a toy gun inside it

Kishi-kun's important weapon

I think we should bring this one in

The foretelling of Iguchi's reincarnation

You'll bring that to the studio?

I will I will

Something interesting is waiting at the opening

With that, these 5 bags will be brought in to the studio for a idol-like bag check!

What kind of items will appear?

After this, an unexpected absurd item makes it's appearance!??

There should be a power bank in Takeuchi's bag but there's only similar looking stuff.. Mysterious...

Huh? Power bank?

It's not

Power bank?

No, it's not

Power bank?

No

There's no power bank, only stuff that look like it

Next time, with a detailed check, absurd items appear one after another!

I think this is real love

Also, the cunning 4ki's are stealing the hearts of their senpais!