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Kept you waiting!

Hinatazaka de Aimashou is starting!

And here are the cheerful members of Hinatazaka!

Sooo cute! -I wanna play with Kasu-chan!

I wanna play!!

Let's play!!!!

Let's play, Kasu-chan!

Thank you very much

Kasu-chan, elated

Oh, he nodded quietly

Niceee!

Kasu-chan! -Ey!

The studio's set is different from the usual

Time traveled to Showa era

What's in the menu today?

"Celebrating Kasu-chan's 44th Day of Birth!"

Shi-shi (4-4)

"Play Hard Like a Kid with Kasu-chan!!"

What does that mean?

Wait you're too quick with the question

Too much on my platter

It's an annual event, right, to celebrate my birthday

Yesyes

This year I was told that I can do anything I want

Reward for his #1 TV appearance

So basically I wanna have fun, like back when I was just a kid!

Got it

In order to grant Kasu-chan his wish...

As seen a lot in the countryside he grew up in, members gathered "after school" in track suits

For today, we're all something like classmates

Which Kasu made this arrangement for us?

t/n: parody of 1ki's song in the Hiragana Keyaki album, "Who made this arrangement?"

NICE!

Anyway... -Oh god

So no need to speak formally with me

Really? Are you sure?

Like friends? -Yeah

Back in grade school, I was called "Kasu-chan"

t/n: "Kasu" also means "trash"

So the setting is that you guys are my grade school classmates

Thank you!

Was it from your name? Or kasu which means trash?

Kasu's dark history?

MY NAME, WHAT ELSE

KASU-CHAN FROM KASUGA!

(Katoshi) Oh it was from your name!

Ain't that obvious!

You and Manafi are close friends

Really? -Yeah, you guys are close

Awww thank you!

Good luck, pal!

"Kasu-chan & Mana-chan's Gokigen TV" is starting!

t/n: famous TV show in the 80's featuring Shimura Ken, "Kato-chan Ken-chan Gokigen TV"

Y'all let's play with these toys I loved, yeah!!

Furthermore, we've prepared nostalgic Showa era items for Kasu-chan to have an enjoyable time!

Man, all the memories come swingin'

Looking at the bygone days

All those NES catridges

This is so cool, wow

I played a lot of Kunio-kun's Dodgeball back then

A goldmine of his killer throws

Nekketsu Koukou Dodgeball (Famicom)

Gradius too

I wanna put in the Konami cheat key now

t/n: there's a recurring classic cheat key for famous (and past) Konami-developed games

Left, right, left, right, B, A, huh?

Today, we're leaving the youngsters in the dark

Super Zeus!

And you know what, the backside is

It's a bit dirty

We looked for it hard

I think this is actually someone's stuff

This probably could go for 10,000 yen

Surprises, Super Rare-san!

t/n: from the TV show "Geki-rea-san" (Super + rare + -san), covering all kinds of unusual stuff

We even got a Kentoushi!

Kentoushi? -Let's give it a whirl

t/n: Kentoushi Gachinko Fight, plastic tabletop boxing game

First time I heard of it! -You guys didn't know?

We don't...

You guys didn't have this at home?

We don't!!! -'Course we don't, Kasu-chan!

No way, why would weee

The heck do y'all do at home?

An era where 1 house has 1 kentoushi?

What would you do without a Kentoushi!?

We play SPLATOON

SPLATOON! -Let's give this a try

Let's have a match with Kasu-chan

True

Play with me, Katoshi

'Cause I'm the strongest

She looks like she'd kill it

Sorry, Manafi!

Gonna play with Kasu-chan now

Wh-

And with that, first, Hinatazaka's cranky chara Katoshi will try to match up against Kasu-chan!

t/n: in Rekomen, they'r trying to get Katoshi pissed off (and hit the punching bag hard) by accepting infuriating mails

Let's hear their enthusiasm for this

A game for the throne

Katoshi, you think you can win against Kasu-chan?

I'll totally beat him, no way I'm gonna lose!

Lightweight class speaking tone

Why did you suddenly sound like Shinohara Ryoko-san?

t/n: famous singer

Battle for the King of Monomane throne?

Kasu-chan, let's hear your enthusiasm

No need for an entire round

I'LL FINISH IN SECS!

ALL I NEED IS A COUPLE SECO- AAAARGH

Fell off in seconds

WAKA-CHAN!

No kancho-ing!

Well the setting is 3rd year of grade school

Does that mean Waka-chan is also a classmate?

I'm Kasu-chan's... annoying older bro

A guy to watch out in town

The kind to play with his little bro's friends too

One-upping a bunch of his juniors

What an annoying guy

The kind that doesn't fit in his peers

Sorry for asking

Do you know how to play it?

We just continue to punch, right -Right right right

You can hit it to punch repeatedly

State-of-the-art at the time

That thing is so cool, huh!

So cool

All set? -Yes!

Ready, FIGHT!

HE'S SO STRONG...!

That's our ex-K-1 fighter

t/n: K-1 is a worldwide kickboxing event; in the past, Kasuga had participated in the Japanese try-out for it

So fast... -NOT FAIR, KASU-CHAN!!!

IT'S KASU-CHAN'S WIN!

To think that it's gonna be over that fast!

I think my guy hit the right spot

Like it's a counter

Anyone thinks they can win against Kasu-chan?

Kasu-chan...!

Which one of you can go berserk and stuff?

Aren't you a rowdy one, Marimoto?

That's how I look like to you?!

"The Marseille Bad Boy" appears?

t/n: nickname for former heavyweight kickboxer from France, Cyril Abidi who's known for this wild fighting style

You kinda look like it

NO, I don't!

How about a match with Marimoto-kun?

I'm good with Morimoto-kun

Actually I don't mind going up against all of you there

How about a WHOLE episode of Kentoushi, y'all up for it?!

Not worth recording -No wayyy

One episode-

You're gonna knock this show out!

Big bro's counter tsukkomi fired

Big bro, you're pretty good at comebacks!

Big bro here watches a lot of variety shows

Big bro is radio jokes writer

Big bro Waka so cool

Ultimately, what kind of fight will unfold between Kasu-chan and the French-trained Marie?!

Kasu-chan, I'm not giving up my Berserker seat to you!

Currently confusing her charas

Very well then

All good? -Good luck!

Ready, FIGHT!

ALRIGHT! -WHYYYY

WHY!?

Somehow she lost anyway

Aight, aight, OK!

Smells fishy to me

How about having you guys switch sides?

You wanna? No problem, let's switch sides

Match-fixing suspicions arise

With sudden suspicions of match-fixing going on

We'll have to leave it all in Hirao-sensei's hands, however...

Good luck

How do I...

Please wait for a while as she fully time-travels back to Showa

Your hands, aren't they backwards?

That, the way you hold them

You're holding them that way??

Shouldn't it be this way?

Let's take things slowly

That looks strange, I think you got them backwards

The way she holds it looks off to me

Oh, this way!

That's right

Hirao-sensei, a word or two from you, please

Try not to pull on them

I'll get him in one hit!

Oscar Hi La Hoya appears

t/n: parody of the famous boxer Oscar De La Hoya

In one hit! -Got it, then

Shall we start...

Ready, FIGHT!

Do not pull!

It's Hirao-sensei's win!

Maybe the red side is stronger??

Maybe the dude's strong

Issee!

They went out their have to have another round, so please wait a while

What a tough match!

Red guy is so tenacious

What a match!

A famous battle in Reiwa?

Stop, stop there...

It's getting too long for an additional time

Anything more is out of question

Can't tell the winner at all!

I mean, the result's already out

Why did you guys suddenly start having another round??

Kasu-chan got so engrossed that he forgot he was doing a TV show!

And so Hirao-sensei received a special prize for the win!

Canned peach

Awesome!

'Cause Kasu-chan here loves peaches

Kasu-chan's favorite-

His family got a peach plantation

Someone of a noble birth

Let's include that bit in this alternate universe

And thus, he presented a can of peaches for his friend who came over to play!

Now let's move onto the next game Kasu-chan wants to play!

So Kasu-chan, what's next?

Let's liven things up with nostalgic video games!

Has anyone here played NES?

I have!

As expected of Hinata's gamer

How?

We had one at home!

Don't act like as if I'm lying

This isn't something from your brother's generation

So this is from my mom's time?

Inherited game passion

So you did have it at home

What games did you play?

Mario! And other Nintendo games

That makes sense, since this is Nintendo's

Kasu-chan, what game will we play?

We're not using a controller for this one

Surprised 20th century girls

It's an old pun where Odoroki rhymes with Momo-no-ki

We'll be playing this game

Family Fun Fitness: STADIUM EVENTS

This feels so nostalgic, now

A revolutionary retro game

We use this mat to play this game

So nostalgic!! -Ah, yeah, that

Family trainer is a hit series from Nintendo Wii and Switch

The original was the NES one from 1986!

It uses special mat to control the movements, it was super revolutionary!

It's a really nostalgic game for those who were born in the 80's!

Ogura-kun also had this before

We used to play this at his house,

And his house shook so much from us playing

Major cause for multiple noise issues

We can't play this at apartments

We got scolded so much from this

Actually, we had this for Tokyo Friendly Park in our home

Manafi probably meant the game. Tokyo Friend Park is another TBS special program

Actually, we had this for Tokyo Friendly Park in our home

We had this

We connected this to our TV and played this a lot

They only had that at England, maybe?

A bootleg product?

What will we start off with?

First, we'll go with the 110m hurdles!

So, who do you want to race against?

Obviously someone who runs fast

That's right

I've fought Katoshi just now, so...

I lost last time so I'll definitely win this race

Cornered by a pushy woman

Well then, let's get the revenge out of the way

Before we have our match, first, Kasu-chan will put the cartridge into the console

You have to blow it before you put it in~

That's a really old habit

You have to blow it first

That feels so nostalgic

A custom from Showa Era was shown

You have to make sure it clicks

Switch.. on!

Thank you!

Thank you, Kasu-chan!

Is the mic on player 2's controller working?

You idiot~

Is this Takeshi's Challenge?

It's usable huh

There's a built-in mic?

You'll burn if you touch me!

Now that Kasu-chan has acted cool to the girls

Let's start the 110m hurdles match!

We're starting it now

If you do a flying start three times, you're out

When does it start?

They're jumping

They're jumping

Katoshi's fast

She's really fast

If you get stuck you'll slow down

They're both fast

Who will win this?

This is a really good match

Who will finish first?

It's Kasu-chan's win!!

Kasu-chan's too fast

You're frustrated?

I am, but running like that at a close distance

At that distance is so...

Is there anyone who thinks they can beat Kasu-chan after watching?

Ah, you think you can beat him, Paru? Let's go!

Can Yamaguchi who is confident with her agility beat Kasu-chan?

We're starting already?

The timer hasn't started yet

There it is!

He's fast!

Kasu-chan's fast!

Haruyo! You can do it!

Haruyo you need to move a bit forward

Haruyo move forward a bit! The buttons...

Time loss

The middle? Is it here!?

Almost there! Almost there!

Kasu-chan is too fast

Not giving a chance at all despite having a match with girls

4ki's self-proclaimed entertainer Fushijima will go against him!

Actually, Fushijima showed her skills in the previously cut 50m hurdle

Maybe the blue side works better

A well-planned cheating?

That has no relation at all

How about you swap places?

I don't mind at all

Thank you so much

Oh well, I'll show you

I'll show you that there's nothing affecting it

Say NO to cheating!

I'll win even when I'm on the red side

Let's go

It's starting!

Flying Kahorin has arrived

You started too soon!

Let's go Kahorin!

It's more responsive

Jump well! Go on!

Kasu-chan's jumping skill is insane

You're right

She did it?

It's Fushijima's win!

The blue one really does work better, huh

Damage caused by time?

It's not the mat being faulty

It's because this is my third match

The reality of a 44 year old

Since Kasu-chan is reaching the limit of his energy...

Next, each one of them will attempt to get a record in triple jump!

Let's pick someone who looks good at it...

We'll let Kawata do this

She looks like she can do it??

Can she do it?

Do you know what's triple jump?

I don't know -You don't?

You either do left, left, right, both or right, right, left, both

I see, I get it now

Seems like she got the gist of it, so let's try it out!

You stand at the middle on 6 and 7

You have to run

Doing triple jump from the start

You have to run until there's a mark

You'll see the mark soon

There it is!!!

How do I-????

You passed the mark already

You fell down

*Falls down dramatically*

She's disqualified

This one is quite hard

It's hard!

It does look quite hard, let's try it one more time

This time for sure, she'll jump!

The line's coming soon!

GOO!!!

*Falls down even more dramatically*

She used both legs in the end...

You can't land on two legs!

Well then, we'll let Kasu-chan show how it's done

Look at how he's running at a steady pace

He's really good at this

An unexpected error at step #1

He looked like he could've made it...

It's hard even for the fit Kasu-chan

Let's leave the triple jump for another time

Kasu-chan, up next is...

Let's get pumped up about a manga from that time!

4 years ago on Kasu-chan's bday celebration,

We had Kinnikuman before. It's been 4 years since then

But Kinnikuman isn't the only one I like

There's still much more manga that I like

Here!

Fist of the North Star

t/n: Kasuga is singing the first opening of Fist of the North Star

Let's hear it

♪Ai Wo Torimodose!!

Kasu's heart beats faster

Reminds me of Monomane Ouza ketteisen

t/n: Lyrics from Ai Wo Torimodose

Even now, I still have these Jump comics in the house I am currently living in

Has anyone read it?

No one

- Nibu-chan, don't you know it? - I don't

But it's probably about electricity running through his fist

That's Jackie Chun's move!

t/n: Master Roshi's disguise in Dragon Ball

Just basing it on the cover

Kasu-chan's dying to tell them his favorite lines from this manga, so we'll do it fill-in-the-blank style!

First one is this!

Fill in the blanks, what line is uttered here?

You've probably heard it already, don't you?

Probably something an old comedian would say on TV

Well then, Nibu?

"I have not a lifelong regret in my lifetime!!" but that uses the same word

Unexpectedly Close

It's definitely about lifetime

It's not too far off from that

It almost has the same meaning with that

It's because Raoh is returning to heaven

t/n: Raoh is the main antagonist of Fist of North Star and *spoiler* he is defeated at the end

It says "Kaboom!"

t/n: Manga panel actually says ドコーン (Dokoon) which is basically a Japanese onomatopeia for an explosion

Returning to heaven?

For the my part, it's my existence

Yes, Morimoto

"I have not a human realm regret in my existence"

Reincarnated in Another World?

It's not "human realm"

The correct answer is this:

"I have not an ounce of regret in my existence"

t/n: Anime translation of the phrase is just "Of the life that I lived, I have no regrets" but literal translation is given to show the differences in their answers

Right!

- Please remember it - Yes, we will

In a show where there's an old MC,

They'll laugh if you said this after losing a game

Because I'm the Guy who likes the same manga...

t/n: Katoshi's solo song, Otoko Tomodachi Dakara

Go say, "KABOOM!"

Up next is this

"Bastards! You lost the right to _____"

"Bastards! You lost the right to hit me"

Wrong

That fits the line but it's not that

"Bastards! You lost the right to speak about heroes"

- Sounds cool! -Right, it seems long

It's about that long I guess

"Bastards! You lost the right to clench your teeth"

Famous line of a crybaby teacher?

t/n: Crybaby Teacher (泣き虫先生) is the nickname of former Japanese rugby union player, Yamaguchi Yoshiharu

So they can't clench their teeth anymore, huh

"Bastards! You lost the right to ____ today"

"Bastards! You lost the right to live today"

CORRECT!

Splendid!

Great job!

Wonderful! Here, canned peach!

You have the right to eat today!!

- "Momokan" (Canned peach) as in the canned food, right? - Yeah

t/n: Canned peaches (桃缶, read as momokan) has same sound as ももかん (also read as momokan) which means hitting the thighs with a knee in sports

Isn't it a knee strike?

No, it isn't the "hitting the thighs with knee"

Let's take a look at the next question

This is going to be useful

Bori? Hi? Bori?

Hi? *crunch*?

- This one's also famous -Yes, Katoshi

*crunch* Hi...!?

Hipori?

Cheerful sound

IT'S NOT "HIPORI KAPOOOOW!"

Manafi, try getting into the character

*crunch*

Hi.. H-hi—

HEE-HAH!

No way!!

Hee-hah? This is not Kosugi-san!

t/n: Black Mayonnaise Kosugi Ryuichi parodied Michael Jackson's "Hee-hee" as "Hee-hah"

- 2 syllables. Hi _ _ -Total of 3 syllables

Paru

*crunch* *crunch* HIFUGAAA! (My skin)

Brutal Death Cry

"My skin"? He's that calm!?

-Kasuga-san, should we reveal the answer? -Yes yes

*crunch* *crunch* Hi—

HIDEBUUUUUUU!

IN OTHER WORDS?

NONE! THAT'S THE END OF IT ALREADY!

Kasuga is already done for!

t/n: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru, line from Fist of the North Star

He goes BOOOOM after that

HIDEBU KAPOOOW!

What does that mean? "Hidebu?"

t/n: "Hidebu" is supposed to be from 痛ぇ ブー (Itae bu) which basically "It hurts."

It's an onomatopoeia right?

Yeah, it's a scream of pain

It was popular. Everyone was saying it back in grade school

"Hidebu", "Abeshi" and such

t/n: "Abeshi" also came from Fist of the North Star. It is a combination of "Aaaaa!" (screaming sound) and "べしっ" (besshi, which is an onomatopoeia for getting punched in the face)

- You just have to use it, right? -Yeah, you have to

When you're spanked by a bat, you'll go...

HIDEBUUUU!!

Laughs Restricted For Those Under 40

The uncles will be very pleased if you do it

They'll like it

With that, we hope that someday they'll get to use the death throes they learned from today

Let's move on to the next game!

Next is... Let's play sliding!

What kind of game is this?

We often wore track suit back then

Track pants slide so well on the hallway

Kasuga's good at flopping since that time

Suberu can mean (flop or slide)

It was so fun, I did that a lot

This time we'll add bowling to it, let's see who can knock down more pins

However anyone can get a strike if they run into the pins

So they'll have to slide from the line!

Who'll start?

I bet you don't do sliding much

What's up, Marimoto?

No, nothing

You're so eager

Eagerness 100%

You'll scare people if you're so eager at this

It's fine, you're good

Young comedians shenanigans

Oh well, let's start with you since you're so eager

You can do it! -I'll go

Have you slid before?

Wow you're all prepared!

No one told me~!!

This is just like Dacho Club!

I thought we're going to have a short break

How many pins will the eager genius Morimoto knock down!?

Marimoto's turn

Please start

Here I go!

Stoppingguuu~!

She couldn't reach it!

What..

She couldn't reach the pins

After all that build up...

Setting herself up

It's over! Don't move! -A halting break

Marimoto, 0 pins!

First challenger Morimoto didn't leave a record but left an impression with her bold set up

2nd to go...

Let's go with Kasu-chan

Couldn't kourin

(Ref. to her catchphrase)

Kasu-chan's going 2nd!?

I thought I'm going last!

Wait, Fujishima-san just raised her hand

You wanna do it, Fujishima?

I became this old without being naughty

Confession of a 16 year old

Sus...

So I want to try...

Don't vent it on here

Fujishima wants to open the naughty door. Into the unknown, let's go desu!

I'll start. -Please start!

She couldn't reach the pins! 0 pins!

Thick wall from naughtiness

Please stop there! 0 pins

She couldn't become naughty

She couldn't make it with all that momentum maybe you need quite a build up run

3rd to go

Let's go with Kasu-chan

Whaatt?

What about me?

I thought I was going last

You wanna try, Paru?

I did it a lot in mid school

Naughty mid schooler?

Since you did baseball, you did it on the hallway too?

In the gym hall

Actually legit

I guess we can expect much from you then

Yes, leave it to me

Yamaguchi played the same game with Kasu-chan What kind of naughty sliding will she show us!?

Paru's turn, it's looking good, please start!

Ok

7 pins down!

Yay!

She reached it, huh

I see..

Maybe you need to use your knee with the momentum

At last, the experienced Yamaguchi knocked down 7!

Saving the segment from being a flop!!

Can the ex-office worker Yamashita catch the momentum!?

Did you do it on office?

Lunch break's sole entertainment?

Did you do this on lunch break?

Like sliding your boss or something

You don't have any sliding experience from baseball or such, right?

This will be the first time. -Let's give it a try!

Haruo, engage!

Let's try new things

Yamashita showed clumsy movements in sports check how will she fare this time!?

Okay then, Yamashita-san, you can start!

You can do it!

From behind!?

That was weird. 0 pins!

What the???

You planned to slide with your butt, huh?

It's different from what I imagined...

It was like warabi mochi, I mean image wise

???? Wakabayashi ????

4 of them tried it and Yamaguchi's the top with 7 pins!

Can Kasu-chan overcome that record!?

Finally

The star makes its entry

You're going with that short pants?

Adventurous boy

That's impossible!

That's dangerous, Kasu-chan

My knee would get scrapped

Isn't all fine as long it's fun?

So you'll wear track suit?

Something that's easy to slide in

Thank you

Take off your pants

He has track pants after all

Shouldn't I just wear this on top of it

You don't need to take it off

Should I take it off? Okay...

No! You don't need to!

Good kids, close your eyes

It's fine!

It's alright. See?

See?

It's perfectly fine!

Body-con style from the past

See? It's fine

Please do onigawara

Should I?

Onigawara!

Pervy-gawara

The heck are you doing!?

It's out in the open!!

We deeply apologize for the unseemly footage

Pajama style

Too high!

Zakoshi style

You put canned peach in there?

In the pocket?

No, I don't! Why would I put a canned peach in the middle?

The half sliced one?

This is crazy...

Can the thief suspect Kasuga beat Yamaguchi's record!?

He's building up momentum, pushing the wall...

He looks like a grade schooler!

I'm not gonna lose!

He's gonna get a cramp like that

Go for it!

0 pins

Kasu-chan, unbelievable...

He got 0 pins

This is surprising

It was looking good at the start

But despite being so good at flopping usually

He couldn't slide and stopped in front of the pins

The naughty girl Haruyo won! She got a canned peach!

Next week! Oni Kasu-chan begins his counter attack!?

Kasu-chan had too much fun, it's getting pushed to next week Weird game of tag, Insane Big Bro hustling big time!?

Also for next week!

Return of bag check, customary segment in Idol shows!

Pervy Reporter goes wild on the location!?