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What?
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Mr. De palma, my name's goodwin.
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I'm starting today.
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Oh, yeah?
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Okay, Mr. Goodwin,
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let me give you a
couple of tips here.
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You'll get cab 607
when it's ready.
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All right?
Now, you listen to me.
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We can get along very nicely
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if you remember
these three things.
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One: Keep your bookings high.
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Two: Call me at least
24 hours ahead of time
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if you're going to miss work
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and three, and most importantly:
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There is a certain word that I
never want to hear around here.
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What word is that, Mr. De palma?
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This is a certain
word that I hate
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more than any word in the
entire English language
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and it is a word
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that I never want
to hear around here.
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What's the word I never
want to hear around here?
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You see how well they know
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I don't want to hear that word?
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The word is "accident."
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You got that?
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Got it.
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Now,
you can do whatever you want.
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You want to peddle dope,
you want to be a white slaver...
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Anything you want,
that's your business.
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If you ever come up
to me and say to me
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that you had a you-know-what
in one of my cabs,
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I'm going to rip your head off
and use it as a radiator cap.
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You got that?
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I understand.
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Nice to have you aboard.
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Okay.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, John. Hey, John.
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How you doing, man? Fine.
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Hi, Louie.
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Burns...
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Where's the rest?
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Uh, that's all there is, Louie.
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You drove around for ten hours
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and that's all you
got to show for it?
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What do you do,
put a quarantine sign in the window?
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I'm... I'm sorry, uh...
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I'll try harder next time, okay?
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You know something, burns?
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You are, without a doubt,
the worst cabby I ever had.
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One more night...
Just one more time...
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You come dragging in here
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with that howdy
doody face of yours
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and change for a quarter
in your booking envelope
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and I'm telling
you, so help me...
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What? Ow!
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Louie, what's wrong?
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Get him a glass of water.
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Hey, you want to sit down?
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It's okay, it's okay.
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It's that heartburn again.
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You sure it's only
heartburn, Louie?
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Ow! Whatever it is,
I don't like it.
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Hey, you want to go
upstairs and lie down?
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No, I'm all right.
It's going away.
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Have you been getting
these pains a lot?
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Yeah, for about a month now.
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Hey, Louie, don't you think
you ought to see a doctor?
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What,
see a doctor for a simple...
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Gut-wrenching pain?
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Yeah. Maybe I'd better,
I'd better go see one now.
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Yeah, I think you should.
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Here, let me help you.
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That's okay, you guys.
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I can take care of him.
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I'll get your coat, Louie.
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I hope you feel better, Louie.
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Take it easy.
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Thanks.
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Here you go, Louie.
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Thanks, burns.
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Sure you're okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm okay, I'm okay.
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Hey, you want me to drive you?
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No, no, no. Listen, burns.
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Huh? Thanks for your concern.
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Oh, that's all right.
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And, you know,
about what I was saying before,
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you know, about your bookings
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and about how I was
going to fire you
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if you had another bad night...
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Yeah, Louie.
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Don't forget it.
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I really appreciate you
guys coming in to visit me.
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Aw, how could we not come
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after you sent us
that cute little note?
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"Please come and see
me before I die."
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Louie, Louie, Louie, look,
it's just an exploratory operation.
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I mean, they just want to take a
look and see if everything's okay.
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Call it whatever you want,
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they're cutting me
up and going inside.
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Once they're in there,
who knows what's gonna happen?
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Louie, I can understand
what you're worried about,
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but the way the doctor
explained it to us,
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it's just routine, that's all.
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Maybe for them it
is, but not for me.
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I'm scared...
I never been in a hospital before.
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Sure you have.
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You were born, weren't you?
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As a matter of fact,
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I was delivered on a
kitchen table by a midwife.
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It was the only room
that had any heat.
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Wow, a kitchen table!
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Well, half the kitchen table.
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Dad was eating dinner
on the other half.
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Hey, Louie.
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How come your mother's not here?
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I didn't want to worry her,
so I didn't tell her about it.
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She thinks I'm out of
town, seeing you fight.
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No kidding.
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Who'd I fight?
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Some kid from Mexico.
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How'd I do?
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He knocks you out
in the second round.
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Yeah,
them Mexican guys are tough.
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Anybody want some chocolates?
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No, no, thanks. No.
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Oh, no, thanks,
I don't eat sugar.
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I try to eat only
natural things.
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How'd you like a sack of dirt?
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Louie,
did you say chocolate candy?
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Yeah, have one.
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Thank you very much.
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I said, "have one."
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Oh, you said, "have one"?
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I thought you said, "leave one."
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I'm afraid you'll all
have to leave now.
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Oh, hey, listen, Louie,
take it easy now.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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Louie, if you don't make it back
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to the garage, we'll understand.
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Bye.
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Hey, Lou,
I hope you feel better.
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See you in a day or
two, all right?
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Thanks.
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Good-bye, Louie.
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Alex? Yeah.
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Can I speak to you for a
second, please?
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Well, the nurse did ask us to
leave, Louie.
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I know, but this is
something really important.
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It won't take long.
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Okay.
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I just want to talk to you
about life and death and god.
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Good,
then I won't have to sit down.
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Yeah?
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Alex... yeah.
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Now that the others are gone,
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I got to be honest with you.
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I'm not just scared,
I'm terrified.
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Louie, Louie, Louie, now look,
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you got to try to relax.
You understand?
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How can I relax?
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This could be the end for me.
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Tell me something, Alex.
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Are you...
are you a religious man?
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Yeah, in a way I am, yeah.
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Good.
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Then you'll understand
what I'm about to do.
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God...
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It's Louie... Louie de palma.
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I know it's been a long time
since you heard from me.
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I'm kind of out of
practice at praying,
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but I just thought I...
I felt like I had to talk to you now.
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By the way, this is Alex rieger.
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He's a friend of mine.
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Say hello to god, Alex.
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No, Louie, listen,
I don't think, I...
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Say hello.
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He hasn't got all day.
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Hello, there.
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Listen, I-I just wanted
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Alex here as a witness
to what I'm about to say.
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Look, god...
I know I ain't been no Saint
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and I've done some pretty
rotten things in my life.
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Alex can back me up on that.
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Tell him, Alex.
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Huh? Oh, Louie,
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I don't think I...
go on, tell him the truth.
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Well, um...
he's not your best work.
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Thanks.
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Look, god,
I want to make a deal with you.
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If you can arrange it so that
I live through this operation,
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I'll be the best
person I can be...
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A whole new Louie de palma...
kind...
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Generous... honest.
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What do you say, god?
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Is it a deal?
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Look... I tell you what.
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You send me a sign.
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Let me see... I got it.
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Unless a bolt of lightning
shoots through that window
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in the next five seconds,
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I'll consider it a deal.
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Well, I guess you got
yourself a deal, huh?
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Yeah,
and I'm going to stick by it.
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Time to go, Mr. De palma.
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Oh, hey, listen, Louie,
just take it easy now.
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Everything is
gonna be all right.
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Don't worry about a thing.
You...
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I hope so. I hope so.
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Alex. What?
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Listen.
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Whatever happens, yeah.
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I want you to know that
you've been a good friend.
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Yeah, okay, Louie. Come on...
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I mean it.
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Take care of yourself.
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And I hope the world
is kind to you.
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Thanks, Lou.
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And, and listen,
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if I don't make it,
don't tell ma that I died.
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Tell her that I'm on a
mission for the government.
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She'll believe you.
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She's a little
funny in the head.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony.
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I thought Louie was
coming back today.
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Yeah, he is.
He should be in any minute.
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I am so proud of Louie.
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I can't believe
how he bounced back
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yeah.
From that operation so fast.
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Isn't it great that it
was only gallstones?
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How many gallstones did
they have to remove?
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Just one.
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Aw, man, that's good.
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As long as you still got one,
he could still have kids.
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You know, I-I still can't get
over that story Alex told us
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about Louie's deal with god.
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Hey, do you think
he's gonna keep it?
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Well, I think he's gonna try.
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Yeah, for about ten minutes.
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No, no, no, I mean it, Bobby.
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Make that five minutes.
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Yeah, well,
I think he's gonna make it.
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Yeah?
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I got $50 that says he can't
make it through one day
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without yelling, screaming
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and generally abusing at least
one person in this garage.
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Wait a minute, Bob,
are you really serious?
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I mean, you're gonna
make a bet about a man
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keeping his faithful
oath with his god?
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I'll give you two to one.
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You're on.
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All right.
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Hey! Hey, Louie! Hey!
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Hey!
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Wow, you look
terrific, you know?
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Well, it's great to be back.
259
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,431
How do you feel?
260
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:31,582
Oh, oh, I feel great.
261
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,583
I feel terrific.
262
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:33,751
How's everybody been?
263
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,147
Oh, everybody's fine.
Everybody's fine.
264
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,137
Yeah. Rock 'n' roll.
265
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,906
John, how are the bookings?
266
00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:40,908
Oh, not so good, I'm afraid.
267
00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:43,677
Last night I had my
worst night ever.
268
00:12:43,713 --> 00:12:44,713
I'm sorry.
269
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:49,884
It's only money.
270
00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:52,669
Oh, Elaine...
271
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,740
How are your kids?
272
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,075
They're fine.
273
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,426
Why don't you bring them down
274
00:12:58,461 --> 00:13:01,028
to the garage
someday for a visit?
275
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,033
I'd love to see them.
276
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,969
After all, a man is never taller
277
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:11,105
than when he stoops
to help a child.
278
00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:14,992
And nobody can stoop lower
279
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,828
than you, de palma.
280
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,199
Thank you, my friend.
281
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,507
Latka.
282
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,675
Latka, Latka, Latka.
283
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,177
Hi.
284
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,479
Always working,
285
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,414
yeah. Never resting.
286
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,982
That's right.
287
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,718
Come...
let's have a cup of coffee.
288
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:41,719
Okay.
289
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:42,720
My treat.
290
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,887
Okay.
291
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,525
Two lumps?
292
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,360
So, tell me, Latka,
293
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,395
what's been new in your life?
294
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,396
Oh, what's new?
295
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,397
Yeah.
296
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,132
Well, uh, this morning
297
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,151
I heard a very good joke
298
00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:58,869
from my cousin baji.
299
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,605
Oh, from baji!
300
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,772
Oh, let's hear it.
301
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,024
I love a good joke.
302
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,075
Okay.
303
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:10,414
Eh...
304
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,035
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
305
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,205
Ah! Ah!
306
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,476
Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
307
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,904
Hey, Louie?
308
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,172
What's so funny?
309
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,376
Oh?
310
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,928
What's the matter,
you heard it already?
311
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,932
Would you like to pay up right
now, Bob?
312
00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:20,162
Hey, it's just the
beginning of the day.
313
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,518
Give him time, Alex.
314
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,954
He'll revert to form.
315
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,572
No way, Bob, believe me.
316
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,890
Just watch.
317
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,751
Come to turn in your
bookings, Bob?
318
00:15:37,787 --> 00:15:40,854
Uh, uh, actually, I don't,
I don't have any bookings.
319
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,122
Uh, you see...
320
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,025
When I left the
garage this morning...
321
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:46,627
Yes?
322
00:15:46,663 --> 00:15:50,031
Well, I had,
I had a little, uh...
323
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,231
Yes?
324
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:55,369
Well, in fact,
it wasn't all that little.
325
00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:59,640
Uh, I...
I had this really big...
326
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:02,626
Yes?
327
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:06,130
In fact,
"big" isn't even the right word.
328
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,465
"Total."
329
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,834
I-I have to say "total." I...
330
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,703
What-what is it you're
trying to tell me, Bob?
331
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:15,856
Louie, I had an accident.
332
00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:25,716
You had an ac-ac...
You had an acc...
333
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,285
An accident?
334
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,388
Yeah... an accident.
335
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,003
I'll be darned.
336
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,693
Well, I don't want you to
worry, Bob.
337
00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:57,665
Some careless drunk just rams
into your car, what can you do?
338
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:04,021
Um...
it wasn't any careless drunk.
339
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,756
See, it was my fault.
340
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,726
I... I ran a stop sign.
341
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,315
You ran a stop sign?
342
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:17,718
Yeah. You see, uh...
I couldn't see it.
343
00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:19,687
I forgot to turn
on my headlights.
344
00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:22,506
Oh... excuse me.
345
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,640
Oh, well, accidents happen.
346
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,662
Sorry, Bob.
347
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,265
You win, Alex.
348
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,300
You-you win.
349
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,768
I don't believe it. You...
350
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,935
I told you.
351
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,281
Yeah, but I don't believe it.
352
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,172
I... I... wow.
353
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,607
What's that you're saying, Bob?
354
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,509
Well, I got to hand it to
you, Louie.
355
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,846
I didn't really think
you could change.
356
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,114
I mean... but you did.
357
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,382
I mean, I even bet Alex that
you couldn't be a nice guy
358
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,550
for one whole day.
359
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,771
Oh... oh, I see.
360
00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:13,841
Then there wasn't any
accident after all.
361
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,278
Yeah, that's right.
362
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,624
You were just testing me.
363
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,532
Playing a little game with me.
364
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,600
Yeah.
365
00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:42,503
You were testing me
366
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,290
to see if I could
break my pact with god.
367
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,658
Ye-yeah, I-I guess so.
368
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,826
I guess it was like that,
369
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,628
but, uh, man,
you wouldn't crack.
370
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:54,531
You're great. I... well... Alex?
371
00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:05,320
10, 20... 40, 50, 60, 70...
372
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:09,830
80, 90... 5... 6...
373
00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:11,499
Louie, what, what are you doing?
374
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,279
Louie, what are you...
Louie, what are you...
375
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,663
Louie,
what the heck are you doing?!
376
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,986
Stop it now!
377
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,421
Stop it right now!
378
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,422
Louie!
379
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,692
Louie, what are you doing?
380
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,327
You scum!
381
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,296
You lowlife!
382
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,749
You cretin!
383
00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:32,719
I'm going to make you regret
the day you were born!
384
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,189
I'm gonna make sure
that every night
385
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,090
you get the dirtiest
386
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:39,493
smelliest cab in the garage,
387
00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:42,529
and if there isn't one
that's dirty and smelly,
388
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:46,733
then I'm gonna get in and
smelly and dirty it up myself.
389
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:52,005
In the wintertime,
your cab will have no heater.
390
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:55,909
In the summertime,
your windows won't roll down.
391
00:19:55,945 --> 00:20:00,615
I'm gonna make you the second
most miserable cab driver
392
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,633
in all of New York City.
393
00:20:05,087 --> 00:20:09,022
The most miserable cab driver
in all of New York City
394
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:12,809
is whoever lets him
down or feeds him.
395
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,884
Looks like you won the bet, Bob.
396
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,321
What are you doing?
397
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,322
Alex.
398
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,524
Hey, come on.
399
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:41,855
Hi, Louie.
400
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:46,543
You believe in hell, Alex?
401
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,678
Believe in it?
402
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,046
I work there.
403
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,551
I broke a promise, Alex.
404
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,586
And I don't mean
I broke a promise
405
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,355
to some clown like yourself.
406
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,541
I broke a promise with him.
407
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:03,043
I don't do nothing
halfway, do I?
408
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,911
Oh, come on, Louie.
409
00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:06,291
Will you stop being
so hard on yourself?
410
00:21:06,315 --> 00:21:07,714
Anybody could see you tried.
411
00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:09,115
Now, come on,
it's time to go home.
412
00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:10,784
I ain't leaving here, Alex.
413
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,786
Why not?
414
00:21:12,822 --> 00:21:16,056
'Cause god's waiting
for me outside.
415
00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:17,658
He's rolled up his sleeves.
416
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,160
He's got his brass knuckles on.
417
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,762
He's getting ready for me.
418
00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:23,697
Come on, Louie,
I didn't see anybody outside.
419
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:24,698
Let's go home, huh?
420
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,334
It's no use, Alex.
421
00:21:28,838 --> 00:21:31,539
I committed the biggest
sin in the book.
422
00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:34,308
I welshed on god.
423
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,812
You know, Louie...
424
00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:42,299
I don't think you really did.
425
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,500
What are you talking about?
426
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,102
You heard the promise
I made to him.
427
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,281
Yeah, that's just what I mean.
428
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,638
I mean, do you remember
the exact words you said?
429
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,240
I mean,
what exactly did you say?
430
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,343
I promised I'd be a good person.
431
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:57,347
No.
I think your exact words were
432
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,567
"I'm going to be the best
person I can possibly be."
433
00:22:00,603 --> 00:22:02,335
So what?
434
00:22:02,371 --> 00:22:06,740
Well, Louie, maybe the best
person that you can possibly be
435
00:22:06,776 --> 00:22:08,943
is a rat.
436
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,132
What are you talking about?
437
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,302
Well, you can't be
something you're not.
438
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,438
I mean god made
you what you are.
439
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,006
And if god made you
the way you are,
440
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,008
then he must have had a reason.
441
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,630
But we can be sure that
just as he had a reason
442
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:32,549
for creating snakes
and lice and vermin...
443
00:22:34,703 --> 00:22:38,288
He had a reason for creating
you, too.
444
00:22:41,744 --> 00:22:43,944
That's a beautiful
thought, Alex.
445
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,480
Yeah.
446
00:22:46,515 --> 00:22:48,916
You... you really think
447
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,719
he could forgive
me for what I did?
448
00:22:51,754 --> 00:22:54,221
Well, I-I think you got a good
shot, Louie.
449
00:22:54,256 --> 00:22:55,823
And you really think
450
00:22:55,858 --> 00:23:00,393
that he understands
me being the way I am:
451
00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:04,164
Mean and nasty and rotten...
452
00:23:04,199 --> 00:23:07,834
And that... in some way,
453
00:23:07,869 --> 00:23:11,505
maybe it's part of
his scheme of things?
454
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:14,441
Yeah, I think so.
455
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,313
Thank you, Alex.
456
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,351
Excuse me.
457
00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:26,187
Where are you going?
458
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,423
Back to the garage
459
00:23:30,459 --> 00:23:35,963
so that I may continue
fulfilling his divine purpose.
460
00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:38,699
Hmm...
461
00:24:24,947 --> 00:24:26,814
Good night, Mr. Walters.
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