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DYLAN:
You should've seen me and Matt
at the pool hall last night.

Wow. A thousand bucks
just like that?
Sweet.
Wow. A thousand bucks
just like that?
Sweet.

MATT:
Mikey's an ex-client
of mine who wouldn't pay.

You know, I've got
some dice in my purse.

We could go out back and take
some kids for their lunch money.

MATT:
The guy was scamming me.

I had to beat him
at his own game.

Mmm.
Mm-hmm.

Okay, this one's on Mikey.

Get out of here. All right,
I'm getting a coffee to go.

MATT:
Excuse me.

You know what? You
are a bad influence.

Yeah. Isn't it great?

Are you going to
finish those eggs?

Actually, no. I'm late.

Remember, I told you
Oksana's in town.

We're going to hang out
at her beach house today.

Oksana?

As in Oksana Baiul?

Yeah. We used to
train together

after she won the gold

at Lillehammer.
See, I was actually, um,

thinking that Matt
and I would go back

to the pool hall tonight, you
know, and you two could come.

Mm. A double date.

Mm.
Mm, me without
my poodle skirt.
Mm.
Mm, me without
my poodle skirt.

Look, if Oksana
and I don't go

to Cherry, then
maybe I'll stop by.

DYLAN:
Yeah, right.

(clears throat)
She'll be there.

There you go.

Thanks, Nat.

MAN:
A little more mud over here?

Sure.

There you go.

Sonny Sharp,
the morning DJ.

(laughing)

I can't believe this.

I'm David Silver.

I used to listen to
your show every morning

before high school.

Last I heard, you
were in, um...

Des Moines.

When disc jockeys mature,
that's where they go.

Right.

So, what are you doing back?

Uh, I've got an afternoon gig at
a little station in Riverside.

It's a temporary thing.

A lot of fun.

Your last show that aired...

I skipped three classes
just to hear it.

You're one of the reasons
I got into radio.

Is somebody paying you?

(laughing):
No.

(both laughing)

Listen, I have a...
at the club next door.

I do a radio show, you know?
It's, like, dance music

and interviews
and phone-ins.

It's a lot of fun.

Maybe you'd want to come
and do it sometime.

Sure, kid.

How about later on tonight?
Maybe around 10:00?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll be there.

Okay.
Great.

Sonny Sharp.

All right. So, I'll s... Okay.

(entry bell rings)

And before you start planning
a summer road trip,

for the four of us,
I have to tell you,

this is a little weird,
you and Matt buddying up.

(laughing)
Let me tell you something.

First of all, I don't buddy up,
and B) the guy needed a favor.

Still, it's like
worlds colliding.

I'll race you
to the fallout shelter.

What did I miss?

DONNA:
So, we totally sold out

of the satin skirts,
and everyone really likes...

Damn it. I've told
Olympia 50 times,

"No mini marshmallows
in the fruit salad."

I like it that way.

Go ahead. That's wonderful.

And Tish Leventhal wants
to give us an exclusive

on her new jewelry line.

Excellent.
What's next?

Bologna
on white bread for lunch?

Just pick them out, Felice.

Now, let Donna finish, please.

Okay, um,
and here's the best part.

Here's the money
that you loaned us

for the boutique renovations,
plus interest.

And don't tell me
you're not taking it,

because Kelly will
just write you another check.

Oh, no. I'm taking it.
I'll take it.

I may not cash it,
but I'll take it.

Honoring obligations.

Keeping business business.
I'm very impressed.

Thank you.

It's not possible.

What happened to the little girl

who once put two contacts
in the same eye?

Don't remind me.

She's an adult.

Yeah, she is.

What?

Oh, no. Don't tell me
it's finally time

to clean out my high-school
bedroom, because that's

going to take a while.

DR. MARTIN:
No.

It means that you can handle
some difficult news.

Your father and I
are separating.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Okay, um...

These are going
to the shelter,

and I've organized all
of your shoes, so...

You've cleaned
the beach apartment,

you've balanced your checkbook,
and you've washed both our cars.

Yeah, well I'm, I'm worried,

and when I'm worried,
I like to...

Organize.
Yeah.
Organize.
Yeah.

I know.

It's just, if I, um, slow down,

I might realize how much
this actually hurts.

They've been married
for 25 years.

How do you just go
and throw that away?

I don't know.

They didn't give you
any reasons, huh?

I guess I was too shocked
to probe for details.

Look, I'm sorry.

(sighs)

And it's awful
to even think this,

but I just know
that it's my mother's fault.

She's overbearing
and she's bossy.

And back
when I was in high school,

I actually caught her
having an affair.

I don't even want
to think about this.

Look, you got to talk to them.

I'm just afraid
of what they might say.

Well, it is magic night
at the club tomorrow.

(both laugh)

You can go backstage.
You can saw me in half

if it makes you feel better.

Hmm?

Well, as tempting
as that sounds...

(sighing):
I need to deal with this.

Starting with my mother.

So, the acceptance letter
from Harvard came today?
So, the acceptance letter
from Harvard came today?

Along with the ones from Yale,
Brown and Northwestern.

Wow.

That's in Evanston,
Illinois.

What about CU?

Oh, uh...
Peter doesn't do state schools.

Berkley's passable,
but I'm not in love

with their neuropsych
department.

So, what do you think about

this headline for our story?

"The 11-Year-Old Freshman."

Sophomore.

I have AP credits.
Oh.
I have AP credits.
Oh.

Do you know who the Lakers are?

I'm sorry you have to work
with such a dullard.

(chuckles)

Thank you.
Bye.
Thank you.
Bye.

Amazing.

No, it's disgusting.

The kid's not
allowed to be a kid.

He's missing out
on all the fun.

Peter is a kid.
He's just special.

And you're just jealous.
Jealous?
And you're just jealous.
Jealous?

I could whup that kid in
any video game I wanted.

Dullard.

It's with a "D."

Gina? K.T. Liss.
Right.
Gina? K.T. Liss.
Right.

Oksana's assistant.
You're late.

And you're an assistant.

(laughing)
Where's Oksana?

Rehearsing in Montreal.

She's sorry
she couldn't be here.

You know how crazy
those shows can get.

Yeah, I have a vague
recollection.

Anyway, thanks in advance
for doing this.

My first vacation
in three years.

You ever been
to South Beach?

Yeah. It's humid.

Great for the skin.
So, here's the deal.

No guests.

You can sleep in the house,

but you've got
to bring your own sheets.

Water the plants
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Feed the fish every night.

Uh, Mercedes:
strictly off-limits,

unless, of course,
there's an emergency.

Then the keys
are in the kitchen.

Um, I'm not leaving
till day after tomorrow,

so I will check in

and make sure
all the gears are greased.

Thanks again.

Okay, now, let's be really
clear about this.

I'm doing this
as a favor to Oksana.

And it's so sweet of you.

Do not treat me
like an employee!

Well, technically, you are.

SONNY:
I remember this.

Up all night.
Dancing like crazy.

Right.

Hey, that reminds me,

did you ever have
any problems sleeping

because of ringing
in your ears?

What? Joking.

(laughs)

Remind me to bring in
a better screen for that mic.

You're popping
all over the place.

Okay, people,
I would really love

to thank my partner
in crime this evening,

Mr. Sonny Sharp,
for being here.

Thank you, sir.

My pleasure.

Do you have any brilliant
parting words of wisdom

for our young
audience out there?

Uh...
'fraid I don't have any.

Okay. Uh, well...
(laughs)

Anyone that remembers
Sonny's shows from years past,

knows that he ended
each one with this.

(flips switch)

Sonny, come back any time.

♪ Somewhere there's a girl
who I could love... ♪

Take it easy, Kel.

Tequila shot
and a beer, please.

What, were you
practicing sit spins?

I was getting ready
to get a new partner.

How about little girls
against boys?

Looks like we're
back in business.

Just like last night?

You jerked us around.
We want our money back.

Come on. I mean, what
did your mother tell you

about being such
sore losers?

She told us
to kill the winners.

How do you feel about that?

Uh...
He likes it.

(glass breaking)
Hey, Mikey.

(women shrieking)

(punches landing, man groans)

(fists smacking, man grunting)

(glass shattering)

Good.

(punches landing, man grunting)

DAVID:
So, Sonny, I was thinking of
coming down to Riverside.

You know, seeing how you do
what you do, if that's cool.

Shouldn't be a problem.

Cool.
(knocking)

Rick.

Hey, uh, Sonny, this is,
this is Rick Miller.

This is my station manager.

Hear that?

It's the sound of radio dials

being switched
all over the city.

And I don't want to speak

for the After Dark, but I'm sure
they don't appreciate

having an empty dance floor.

Look the song was my idea.

Then I suggest you get
back to your bingo game.

And you'd better start playing
some music from this decade.

Now!

A real fun guy.

Look, I...

I... I gotta go.

Son...

You want my coleslaw?
Hmm.

Your father always asks me that.

Well, he's already
found an apartment.

He wants to take
the leather couches

from the den.

The ones I picked out.

Mom, don't fight over couches.

He'd just better realize I'm not
giving up the club membership.

Thank you.

Do you know how selfish
you sound?

God, it's always about you.

Don't talk to me like that.

Do you remember that time

that I caught you in the
Bel Age with that man?

Donna, I've heard enough.

No, I, I never asked you what
was wrong with your marriage.

You and Dad just
fixed the problem.

Ever since then, every fight
that you two have,

every argument you...

What? I'm to blame for this?

Well, you put the first nail
in the coffin.

And you call me selfish?

Well, maybe it's because

I'm in this marriage
all by myself.

You know, for the
last two months,

my husband has
completely shut me out.

He won't talk to me.

He comes home
from the office late.

Your father wants
this separation.

I didn't know. I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, so am I.

But if your goal in this whole
mess is to point fingers,

I think you need to start
with your father.

I'm gonna go.

Mom...

STEVE:
It's like two pages.
If you increase the margins,

it should fit, right?
Yeah.

Okay, so we can do it.
Hi.
Okay, so we can do it.
Hi.

Hi.

A small token of
Peter's gratitude.

Oh, it's a calendar.
How nice.
Oh, it's a calendar.
How nice.

Whoa, not just a calendar,
a Peter calendar.

How useful.
We just so appreciate

that article you wrote
about him.

It's led to a virtual
media onslaught.

Beating them back
with a stick, are you?

Actually, they're still
on Peter's tail.

Right now, he's doing
an interview for the local news.

Oh, that's wonderful.
Obviously, the masses

want to learn about
special people like Peter.

Oh, speaking
of learning, uh...

Ooh, do you know anything
about this magic show?

Oh, yeah, actually a couple
of our friends are running it.

Peter saw this ad,
and he just begged to go.

It's a shame, because
I have plans tonight.

See, magic is such a challenging
brain teaser for Peter.

Well, really they're not such
good friends of ours, and...

JANET:
But we'd love to take him.

So, um, just drop him by
like around 5:00.

Thank you.

Peter will be so excited.

Bye.

(door opens)

Hi. Sweetheart, I-I was...

Yeah, just moving out.
I can see.

New car?

Yeah, yeah. I've really
always wanted a convertible.

It's nice.

That's funny, 'cause I could've
sworn you told me

convertibles were dangerous.

I guess I've changed my mind.

Noah, would you help me with
those boxes over there, please?

No, no, we're not helping him
walk out on this family.

I'd better go.

I hope that you're off
to get some help.

Could you excuse us, please?

Sure.

You care to explain
that little outburst?

Are you talking to someone
about this?

Because Mom and I-- we're
completely in the dark here.

Dad, what's going on?

You got a new car,
a new apartment.

Is there a new girlfriend, too?

Look, I know this is
tearing you apart.

I know that you need
some kind of explanation.

Yeah, that's right.

I don't have one. I'm sorry.

That's not good enough.

It's all I've got.

That's the price you guys pay
for defending the honor of...

What were they defending
last night?

KELLY:
Pool hustling.
Easy.

They were defending the
honor of pool hustling.

Oh, that's right,
but they can't help it,

'cause, you know,
when you're a Jet...

So how long do you
have Oksana's car?

Oh, as long as I want.

Wow, I had no idea
you guys were so close.

Oh, yeah, after the Olympics,
you know,

we trained together

and our coach
was so intense

and we got really close.

Oh.

So you two are
really friends, huh?

Is that a tough concept for you?

For some reason?

No, no.

What, you need proof?

Well...
Huh?

You guys should come over
to the house tomorrow.

Oksana has this
really beautiful pool

that overlooks the ocean.

Oh, in that case, we need proof.

Yeah.

MATT:
So what should I do, should I
try to get us a table or...?

Actually I already have us one
up front there.

You know, ownership
has its privileges.

This is Oksana's Red Arowana.
(gasps)

And he's dead,

because someone failed
to follow explicit instructions.

What is she
talking about?

I just missed one
little feeding.

It couldn't have
starved to death.

I don't want to hear it.

Now I have to cancel
my vacation.

Well, it's a fish.
I'll just buy her a new one.

It cost $3,000!

Oksana gave you
this job as a favor.

She felt sorry for you,

tanking your career so early.

Why don't we just
take this outside?

That Mercedes better
be back in the garage

by 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

Oh, P.S.

I put a stop payment
on your check.

Tell me, Gina,

are you mediocre
at everything you do,

or is the list complete at
house-sitting and skating?

What are you looking at?

Father Ledley,
when Donna told me her plans

to take over the first grade
Sunday school class,

I was so proud.

I didn't know Donna wanted
to teach Sunday school.

I kind of made that up.

You lied?

Yeah. And that's
why I would be

such a very bad influence
on the kids.

Donna, what's going on?

Well, it's just
you and Dad seem

so unwilling to talk
about your problems.

And I just figured

that if there was an objective
third party there,

someone that you guys
trusted, that maybe...

I'm so embarrassed.

Father...
Don't be.

Felice, I've counseled
couples for years.

You know that.

Well, I'm-- of course
I'm willing to try,

but I just don't think
that John would agree to it.

(doorbell ringing)

That's probably Dad now.
What?!
That's probably Dad now.
What?!

Well, yeah, when I called
earlier to apologize to him,

I told him that I need help
hooking up my new stereo.

And you don't have
a new stereo.

When I'm done
with these two,

you and I are going to have a
little talk about deceit, Donna.

Yes, Father.

Hi.

So, where's the ster...

Hello, John.

What is this?

Dad, you and Mom need to talk.

Ambushed by my own daughter.

That's right, leave.

It seems to be
your new specialty.

Very nice, Felice.
That's good!

I asked you
to respect my privacy,

not to violate it.

STEVE:
Can you show us this one,
Dr. Van Fertle?

Ah, the Box of Death.

STEVE:
Box of Death, ooh.

His assistant slips
into the top half.

A string operates
the fake leg.

Next.

Yeah, okay kid.
(chuckling)

You leave it alone
or you'll be pulling

rabbit droppings out
of your hair for weeks.

So you're also
a hypnotist?

Yeah, oh, of course.

A person can't be hypnotized
if they don't want to be.

Contrary to popular belief,

the mind is quite resistant
to suggestion.

Is it?

Watch carefully as I count
backwards from ten.

As I count, you will become
more and more relaxed.

You will hear nothing
but the sound

of my voice. Ten...

We gotta get this
kid out of here.
What? Why?
We gotta get this
kid out of here.
What? Why?

The show hasn't
even started yet.

STEVE:
But there might not be one
if little Mensa boy

exposes any more of
Van Fertle's tricks.

...three...
Fine.

...two... one.

You are completely relaxed.

JANET:
Hey, Peter,

are you ready to go?

Yeah.

Scat. You're nothing
but a dumb kid.

Hey! Watch it, Van Fertle.

Was the kid right
about the Box of Death?

Uh, sorry.

Hey, thanks for coming.

I never miss a chance
for a free beer.

What's up?

I just wanted to apologize
for yesterday.

My station manager Rick can
be a little rude sometimes.

Don't worry about it.

It's radio.

Listen, I didn't know
how else to find you

so I went down to that
station in Riverside.

They told me that

you're not a deejay there.

Well, it was just a
one-time guest shot.

I thought I told you
about that.

Actually, they said you
worked there full-time

as the music librarian.

Well, there you have it.

What's going on, man?

You're Sonny Sharp.

You're emperor of the Airwaves.

Yeah, I was, kid.

Not anymore.

Now all my best stuff

is said and done.

I'm a has-been.

I don't think so.

When you hear
something enough,

you start to believe it.

GINA:
Um, I think I'm gonna go.

Gina, that was the nastiest
woman I have ever seen.

Don't let her ruin your night.

It's too late.
No. Come on.

We were just starting
to have fun.

I want you to stay.

Yeah. I don't want
to walk home.

Fine.

I'm going to...

go help Matt with the drinks.

All right.
Welcome to Magic Night.

Are you all ready to be amazed?

(cheering)

Then allow me to present
Dr. Van Fertle,

Master of Illusion.

(whistles)

(laughter)

Okay, there was supposed
to be a lot of smoke and...

Anyway, I'm Vincent Van Fertle,
doctor of prestidigitation.

(laughter)

Okay.
(clears throat)

As...

(clattering, horn honking)

(laughing)

For my first trick,
um, the amazing...

disappearing flowers!

Uh, there should have
been a bottom of this...

Oh, poor guy.

Hey, I'm gonna need a volunteer.

Uh, young lady would...
would you please help me?

Hmm... No.

Please.

(applause)
WOMANl
All right!

(Dylan whistling)

WOMAN: Yeah!
VAN FERTLE:
All right.

I'm now going to show you
the power of suggestion.
I'm now going to show you
the power of suggestion.

I'm going to hypnotize you.

But, uh, don't worry,
I won't make you

do anything embarrassing.
Well, not too embarrassing.

WOMAN:
Yeah, right.

Okay, um, let's start with
some really deep breaths.

(both breathing deeply)

Okay, now...
(clears throat)

VAN FERTLE:
Watch the watch.
I'm going to count

backwards from ten.

As I do, you will become
more and more relaxed.

You will hear nothing but
the sound of my voice.

Hey, I'm here to help.

You know, there's nothing wrong
with a job like house-sitting.

Not unless you used to train
alongside the homeowner.

I used to be ranked
above Oksana.

Now I'm fluffing her towels.

Life isn't a
competition, Gina.

You know, you shouldn't...

You shouldn't focus
on other people.

Yeah?

Why do I always feel
like I'm losing, then?

DR. VAN FERTLE:
What is your name?

Kelly Taylor.

Oh, God.
(laughing)

Let's get to the table.

Kelly Taylor, uh, may I ask
you to cluck like a chicken?

(clucking)

(laughter)

Okay, chickie.

I'm going to ask you
a few questions,

and you will not
be able to lie.

Have you ever lied
on your taxes?

No.

I said you have
to tell the truth.

Uh, you're a very
beautiful woman, Kelly,

and I bet you have
a lot of suitors.

If you had to be stuck

on a desert island
with one of them,

who would that be?

Dylan McKay.

Well, he's a
very lucky man.

Uh, I'm now going to count

backwards from five,
and when I do,

you will awake and
you will be refreshed

and happy and you
will remember nothing.

Five, four,
three, two, one.

(snaps fingers)
Uh...
(snaps fingers)
Uh...

Intermission.

(applause)

Oh, thanks for the martini.

Yeah.

KELLY:
What's wrong?

What did he make me do?

Nothing.
Just tell the truth.

(overlapping chatter)

Matt, let... Just
let me explain, okay?

You just got up on stage
and said you'd want

to be trapped
on a desert island with Dylan.

What is there to explain?

He was the last person I saw
on my way up to the stage.

I mean, come on.
You can't take this seriously.

I guess tonight, I feel
like being a serious guy.

Gina, Gina, Gina!

What? Five minutes ago,

Kelly was my new best friend.

Fake bitch.

Just cool it, all right?

Listen, Gina, I wanted to...

WOMAN:
Hey, what's going on?

You all right?

Yeah. I'm fine.

♪ Great big gobs of greasy,
grimy gopher guts ♪

♪ Mutilated monkey feet ♪

♪ Hairy little baby's feet ♪

♪ All wrapped up ♪

♪ In vegetated
vulture vomit ♪

♪ Don't you wish
you had a spoon? ♪

Mrs. Foley said that, um,

Peter's going to go
on the Charlie Rose Show,

and she invited us
to tag along.

Yeah, well, when he's
the center square,

that's when I'll
be impressed.

Till then, if he
keeps this up,

he's going to have an ulcer
by the time he's 12.

You don't know that.

I know his childhood
is being stolen.

I don't like that.

This is boring.

I want to go to Burger World.

They have a playland.

Peter, what's gotten into you?

Burger World. Burger World!

Peter, what's
the square root of 647?

What's a square root?

Oh my God, the hypnotist.

He told Peter that
he was just a dumb kid.

So?

So, now he's acting like
a normal 11-year-old!

We broke him.

Oh, no. Do you know
what that means?

(chanting):
Burger World.

Burger World!

PETER AND STEVE:
Burger World! Burger World!

Burger World! Burger World!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah!

That's just perfect.

(grunting)

Okay.

Are you okay?

Uh... yeah.

I just must have
picked up a nail.

It's just a flat tire.
I mean, I could handle it.

That's okay, really.
I'm just gonna...

I'll tell you what.

I'm supposed to meet a friend
at Lola's in a couple minutes.

Why don't I fix your car,
you can give me a lift,

and, uh, we can have a drink

toasting the kindness
of strangers?

What do you say?

Look, I'm sorry.

It's, it's not that
I don't appreciate this,

'cause I...

I really actually do.
It's just that my...

Get in the car!

(screams)

(kicks)
(groans)

(screaming)

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's wrong?

Someone just attacked me
with a knife.

What?
Right over there.

Call the police.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

He was right over
there by the car!

Wait a second. Slow down.
What happened?

Someone just attacked me.

There's nobody down here!

He was right over
by the car.

Maybe he jumped the wall.

GINA:
I don't know.

Maybe he's a magician, too.

The parking lot's empty.

I don't understand.

I do. When your boyfriend
didn't chase after you,

you counted to ten
and started screaming.

Are you calling me a liar?

Wouldn't be the first time
tonight, Gina.

You know, I was going
to wait for my cab

out here, but on
second thought...

I...

You guys got to check
this place out.

Oh, get out of here.

I've always wanted
to try one of these things.

All right.
(knocking)

20 bucks says you cannot
make yourself disappear, man.

Twenty?

Easy money.

Okay.

Make sure it
stays secure.

You got it?
Yep.

(rattling)

(laughing nervously)

I can't, uh...
I can't find the latch.

The, uh... the song's

almost over, so just unlock
the door for me, okay?

No, no. Not till you cough
the cash, man. Sorry.

No, it's very funny.
Come on. Open the door.

Okay.

(pounding on lock)

Oh, man.
"Oh, man"?

Dude, it's locked.
I can't open it.

If there's dead air,
I'm screwed.

We could string a mic cord.

No. Sonny, you got to,
you got to cover for me.

Oh, no can do, kid.

Let me go find
that magician.

There's no time.

No one wants
to hear my voice anymore.

Your listeners
will never forgive you.

They'll love you, okay?
I promise.

Okay. It's your pink slip.

(door opens)

Is he gone?
Yep.
Is he gone?
Yep.

Violà!

My lovely assistant Noah.

SONNY (over the air):
Good evening, Beverly Hills.

I'm Sonny Sharp and I'm back.

Nice work, my friend.

Good deal.
Mm-hmm.
Good deal.
Mm-hmm.

All right.

DONNA:
My parents
are breaking my heart.

Do you think their
marriage is over?

I don't know.

I just don't understand

how two people who have shared
so much suddenly can't connect.

I've seen it happen
more than once.

Nothing makes sense
to me anymore.

I'll second that.

So, what really
happened last night?

I told you,
the magician was horrible,

and it was just like...

And were you really hypnotized?
This is me you're talking to.

Yes. I mean, I think so.

I don't remember
choosing Dylan over Matt,

and I have no idea
why I would do that.

Well, maybe because
that's how you really feel.

(club striking ball)

Not bad.

Mind if I join in?

I didn't know
you were a golfer.

From time to time.

Donna send you?

NOAH:
No.

I came on my own.

That's nice.
That's very nice.

Thank you.

Look, Dr. Martin...

Yeah?

Um, I was just
wondering if, um...

Noah, is there something
I can help you with?

I was just wondering

why you're throwing
your whole life away.

I mean, I watched
my own dad do the same thing.

I'm still trying
to figure out why.

Next to those two trees,

you can just make out
the eighth hole.

Right there,
two months ago,

my friend Hugh Shapelle
just keeled over.

Heart attack.
52 years old.

Heart attack.

He was dead before his knees
even hit... hit the green.

I'm sorry.
And you add to that
I'm sorry.
And you add to that

the stroke I had
a couple years ago,

and I started to think about all
the things that I planned to do

when I retired,

but never did.

A separation somehow
is gonna fix all that?

I asked Felice

to climb Mount Kilimanjaro
with me.

She said that
her collapsed arches

really wouldn't be able
to handle it.

So I suggested maybe we should
take some skydiving lessons.

All she could talk about
was motion sickness.

If you try explain it to her...

How can I do that?

It's not her fault.
I've changed.

She hasn't.

I can't expect her to be
a new person overnight.

I mean, you haven't
even asked her.

Well, Felice doesn't
really bend very well.

How can she

when she doesn't even know
what you're going through?

(knocking)

I just read in the paper
that they caught a guy

who has been forcing women
into their cars at knifepoint.

He raped four women
in the last two weeks.

I almost lost you.

You did.

I just got off the phone
with Dr. Van Fertle.

He said he's gonna meet us

in half an hour
to reverse the hypnosis.

Okay, just give me five
more minutes with him.

Mrs. Foley thinks that we're
at the Van Gogh exhibit.

And if we take care of this now,
she'll never know what happened.

I'm making inroads here.

Inroads?

Steve, this kid could
find a cure to cancer

or write the next
great symphony.

Those are all things he can
do when he's older, Janet.

Yeah, but not if
you keep meddling.

I mean, at this rate,
his IQ is diminishing

faster than a
Brazilian rainforest.

Why's it so important to you?

Because I used to be like Peter.

Well, not quite as smart,

but I had really big plans
for myself,

and somehow,
I just got sidetracked.

He shouldn't have any regrets.

And neither should you.

Hey, you're the editor
of a very successful newspaper.

You're a great person.

You're the best girlfriend
a guy could have.

Janet, one thing I know
for sure, at the end of the day,

happiness matters.

And Peter needs to learn that.

He's terrible.

Yeah, but he won you
a pair of wax lips.

Aw...
Well, I picked them out.

You know, if you divide
the density of the ball

by the circumference
of your windup,

I think you can
maximize your score.

What'd you say?

Uh, I mean...

can I have a corn dog?

Hey, did you know this thing
has one-touch dialing?

It's a triple fudge brownie.

Kind of a pastry
peace offering.

Hmm.

Look, Matt,

I'm sorry about last night.

So you said.

Some feedback would
be nice here.

What do you want me to do,
Kelly?

You want me, you want me
to throw a fit?

You want me to ask you to leave?
You want me to punch something?

I'm not going to.

Anybody else would get upset.

Well, you're not dating
anyone else, you're dating me.

Look, we're not married.

I don't own you.

If you want to go, then go.

I'll be fine.

The only claim I have on you
is that I love you.

I love you, too.

I know that.

So what do we do now?

I may need a little time.

Time. Okay.

Okay...

time's up.

Let's go, the movie is
gonna start in 15 minutes.

Maybe it'll be a comedy.

Yeah.

Mom, you okay?

Everything just...

just seems
so out of control.

(sobbing)

I wake up every morning,
thinking

this just can't be happening,
but it is.

Come on.
And then I think

maybe you're right,
but what did I say?

What did I do?
Nothing.
What did I do?
Nothing.

You're not responsible
for my unhappiness.

I needed to talk.

I should've made it easier
for you to listen.

So why now?

Because someone
made me realize

how really important it is

to make this work.

We need help.
And I called Father Ledley.
We need help.
And I called Father Ledley.

And we're his first
appointment next week.

So, you think we can
give this a try?

Okay.

Hi.

Well, I know you're not here
to help me with this.

Lose the attitude, Gina.

Spit it out, Kelly.

Look, I'm here
to apologize, okay?

For last night,
for the... hypnotist,

for not believing
you were attacked.

For not being able
to shake my boyfriend?

Never mind.

Well, at least you're honest.

No one else in this town
seems to have that trait.

Especially the guys.

This was supposed to be mine.

The car, the glamorous life,
all of it.

Life takes unexpected turns.

Yeah, I know.

You're never gonna be happy
until you let it go.

Can you do that?

Can you promise me
you'll let Dylan go?

I promise.

(car door closes)

(car engine starts)

Peter, were you or were you
not hypnotized?

Well, a conflux of sunspots

and the current orbit
of Neptune may have...

Peter.

I was faking.

Hey. it's okay.
You can tell her.

Because I don't want
to go to college.

Not yet, at least.

Well, honey, why didn't you
just say so in the first place?

PETER:
I didn't want
to disappoint you.

And then when I saw ho much fun

Steve has every day...

I do have fun.
Fun is key.
I do have fun.
Fun is key.

Well, then college
will have to wait.

Yeah but Magic Mountain can't.

Did you know that the
probability of being killed

on a rollercoaster
is one in 70 million?

No, I didn't know that.
(laughter)

As promised.

You know, you didn't
have to do this.

You gave me a chance
to do what I love,

and I'm grateful.

It was brief, but thanks.
(knocking)
It was brief, but thanks.
(knocking)

Rick, uh...

(nervous chuckle)

About last night...

The station was
flooded with calls.

It was an emergency.

And everyone wanted to know
how we got you back.

So guess what,
you're back.

I believe the last time
we chatted,

I was late for a bingo game.

Oh, it's, it's radio.
It's all forgiven.

Now, look, I've talked
to the higher-ups.

We want to broaden
our audience base,

you know, nab some of
the older listeners.

You'll fit right into
our lunchtime slot.

So?

So sign me up.

Make sure the kid
gets a finder's fee.

Thanks.

Thanks, man.

What do you want?

Look, I'm... I'm tired
of pissed-off people.

Mm, lucky for you,
I've cooled down.

Really?

I talked to Kelly.

(groans)

It helped, shockingly.
(sighs)
It helped, shockingly.
(sighs)

So...

So?

Does this visit include...
an apology?

Yeah.

That doesn't count, Dylan.

All right.

I am sorry.

That wasn't so bad.

I'm sorry, too.

♪ I can hardly make my way ♪

(Gina laughing)

♪ Through the peaks
and valleys of this world ♪

♪ I've meant ♪

♪ And I'm so confused ♪

♪ I can barely move ♪

♪ I only want the best for you ♪

♪ And I can't decide ♪

♪ I only want the best for you,
my love. ♪