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So, it sounds like
you got Lauren situated.

Situated.

Yeah, that's what she is.

I meant, uh, sounds
like she's doing okay.

I know, and she is.

(sighs) You know, you were
really great with her.

You were understanding and kind.

I just did what
anybody would do.

Well, not just anyone
would go to Mexico.

Seriously, what you
and Dylan did-- I just, uh...

We didn't do anything.

Nothing that any friend
wouldn't do

for another friend, that is.

Kelly, you could've
been arrested.

We weren't, so end of story.

Gratitude accepted.

(chuckling)

You are so modest,
you know that?

And funny and...

And I think about you a lot.

I think about you, too.

If you need more time,
I totally understand.

You know what
I don't understand?

How could you possibly
be so good?

Believe me, I'm not.

Criminal mismanagement?

That's just what
my lawyer called it.

The lawyer she spoke to
as a friend.

No one's been hired yet
or anything.

Aunt Felice, there was
75,000 in there before,

and now there's
less than 15.

You were the trustee, so who
do you think I should blame?

Your mother asked
for the money.

Yeah.
She said it was
for expenses.

For what?

New master bath,
shag carpeting?

How was I supposed
to know that?

You could've asked.

You would've if you cared.

Now, see what
you've gone and done?

Like I was the one who ordered
the shag carpeting.

You know what?

We were supposed
to be working things out here.

Noah, did you see Gina?

Yeah, she just peeled out.

What's going on?

(sighs) She's upset
about my mother,

and she's gonna sue her.

You okay?

No.

I feel like I'm stuck
in the middle,

and it's a really
difficult place to be.

Here I have family
on both sides, and...

and yet I feel completely alone.

You don't have to be.

Okay?

(sighs)

I should go talk to him.

Okay.

Save it, all right?
I see what's going on.

Wait.
You made your choice.
Wait.
You made your choice.

Live with it.

(slamming)

Whoo-hoo!

Yee-haw!

(grunts)

Dude, what's your problem?

Hey, I got no problems, man.

Come on, I'll race you
to the pier.

All right, you're on.

Whoo-ha!

Yeah, come on, baby!

(laughing)

Yee-haw!

Whoo!

(cackling)

Come on, baby! Yeah!

(Jet Skis banging)

(banging)
Whoa!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

(groaning and coughing)

(coughing)

(coughing)
WOMAN:
Hey!

(onlookers murmuring)

DYLAN:
Hey!

(groaning)

You and Noah looked
awfully cozy this morning.

Are you guys back together?

Well, we were never
officially apart.

A fact that seems to have
escaped David's notice.

Well, going on a date with him

might have given him
mixed signals.

Unlike the door he slammed
in my face this morning.

Well, I'm sure you guys
will work it out.

You always do.

Like you and Dylan?

I don't know about that.
Did something happen?

Did you guys not get along
in Mexico?

Something like that, yeah.

Hi, uh, listen,

I've been thinking a lot,

and I've kind of
come to a decision.

I'm not gonna sue your mother
for $60,000.

Well, that's good news.

I'm gonna sue her
for $1.1 million.

Very funny.

Donna, it's for pain
and suffering.

Are you kidding?

No, I'm not.

Listen, I understand
if you're upset.

I mean, she's your mother.

Upset, Gina?

We're family.

You know, when no one
looks out for you,

you have to look out
for yourself.

No, no, no, no, you came here.

I introduced you to my friends.

I gave you a place to stay.

I'm very grateful for that.

You have a hell of a way
of showing it.

Do you realize how
insensitive you're being?

Oh, please, Kelly,
this coming from a woman

who doesn't even
have the decency

to let Lauren's side
of the bed get cold?

That's not a very nice
thing to say.

You know, I was really worried

about you and Dylan
in Mexico together.

But obviously
you're still after Matt.

Matt, the kid who bought
the drugs ID'd your client.

He said she was the dealer.

We're talking about
a straight A student here

with no criminal record.

What was she doing
in Beverly Hills?

Using the public library.

The kind the public in her
neighborhood doesn't have.

Oh.
Jay, she walks by
minding her own business.
Oh.
Jay, she walks by
minding her own business.

These two white kids
are doing the deal.

All right, the buyer
gets busted,

points the finger at her.

Why, if she's innocent?

There could be
a number of reasons.

Maybe the dealer's a friend.

Maybe, maybe he doesn't want
to lose his connection.

But he knows it's gonna fly

because she's the only
African American around.

Your client should think about

pleading guilty and getting
the best deal she can.

What did he say?

He wants to cut a deal.

What kind of a deal?

It's your first offense.

If you plead guilty,

you may not even be
looking at jail time.

What?!
No, I'd rather
go to jail
What?!
No, I'd rather
go to jail

than plead guilty
for selling drugs.

They've got a witness.

She is not pleading guilty
under any circumstances.

Why not?

Because I didn't do it.

All right.

(knocking on door)

Oh, come here.

You know, I would not
have been able to do that

if some guy hadn't
saved my life today.

What are you talking about?

A total stranger
jumps in the water,

pulls me out,
I didn't, you know...

What, uh...
Are you okay?

Yeah, but I... I didn't get
a chance to talk to him.

So, I, uh, you know,
gotta find him.

Oh, um, this thing
with your mother,

you need help with that?

Uh, no.

You're sure?

Yeah, actually I'd kind of

like to keep that
separate from us.

Why is that?

Uh, I don't know, um,

if you're gonna go look for
that guy, I could come with.

No, I kind of just
want to talk to him.

Yeah, I'll stay out of your way
and you stay out of mine.

Not the way I want it.

Just, uh, just the way it is.

Perfect.

JANET:
Have you seen a manila envelope
addressed to the printer?

Would that be the envelope
with the $3,000 check

in it for the printer?

Yeah, that's the one.

Yeah, well, I...
I ripped that check up.

I reallocated the funds.

Reallocated?
Yeah.

I used the money to pay
a prostitute last night.

Oh, well, I hope
it was worth it.

Oh, yeah.
And, uh,

by the way, I never want
to see your face ever again.

Uh, no, Janet...

she sold me this.

It's the black book
to the Madam of the Stars.

She stole it
from her boss.

She was in quite a hurry

to get out of town
last night, too.

Well, why'd she come to you?

She reads our paper.

Oh, a rousing endorsement.
Look at this.

It reads like a who's who
of Hollywood movie stars,

power brokers,
super agents...

Wow. That guy uses a prostitute?

Why? He's so young

and super famous.
Why would he need a prostitute?

My favorite are the
closet philanderers.

Those holier-than-thou,
squeaky-clean family men like

famous talk show host
Mark Chapel.

Do you know what would happen

if we ran an article based
on this book?

Yeah, circulation would triple.

And lawsuits would bankrupt us.
Ah.
And lawsuits would bankrupt us.
Ah.

His name is Patrick Ferrall--
two Rs, two Ls.

Right. Uh, am I...?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

I got the bracelet
right here in my hand.

Anyway, that is...
that's not possible,

because I saw him today.

You're, you're telling me
he died in December?

(knocking)

I'll get back to you.

Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.

Am I interrupting?

No.

I'm just, uh, trying
to find somebody

that doesn't want
to be found.

Well, then,
do him a favor.

Don't try too hard.

Well, I have to.

He, uh, did something
I appreciate,

and I want to thank him.

Yeah, well, we did something
that Matt appreciates.

He's very grateful.

Hmm. So was I.

The more he thanks me,
the guiltier I feel.

Oh, come on.

Uh, what's it gonna be--
beer or... beer?

Did I cheat on Matt?

The guy was with his wife, Kel.

Yeah, but...

I knew that that
relationship was gonna end,

one way or another.

Do you have another choice,

or must you overthink
everything?

It doesn't bother you,
cheating on Gina?

Uh, not particularly, no.

See, I don't understand that.

Oh, it's, uh...
it's what we do.

Me and you.

With Brenda.

You know, on Brandon.

And now Matt.

Mm-hmm.

It's who we are.

This is different.

He's different.

I love him.

I'm sure that you do.

I'm also sure that someday

you're gonna want to be
with me again.

(rock music playing)

(knocking)

Yeah?

(door opening)

One minute.

Just hear me out.

Song's almost over.
Talk fast.

Well, I told you
I wasn't over Noah.

Big difference between
not being over someone

and being with them, Donna.

Come on, we're not gonna really

let this ruin our friendship,
are we?

No.

Besides, you didn't
really want me.

You wanted what we had.

I still do.

Well, you're gonna find
someone else.

Lately, my love life
has been pretty pitiful.

Well, maybe you expect
too much too fast.

Oh, so what you're saying,
I should lower my expectations?

No, just change it up
a little bit.

You know, expand
your horizons.

Get out of this booth
once in a while.

Are you kidding me?

This booth is the only thing
I have going right now.

No. You know what?

You... you're absolutely right.

You should stay right here,

and you should
let them come to you.

What are you talking about?

Well, you have
a very big audience,

and most of them are women.

The last time

I got together with a call-in,
she was 17.

Yeah, yeah, well, you know,
this time you'll ask for ID.

No, no, I can't.

Come on, take a chance.

The song's ending.

There's a new high in lows.

I have a challenge

to all eligible women.

I'm convinced there's no one
out there for me,

so... prove me wrong.

Give me a call,
write me a letter, send me

a picture.

I dare you.

(rock music playing)

This is never gonna work.

(Donna laughs)

DYLAN:
Look, Doctor, I have talked

to every administrator here,

and the only thing
they will tell me is

that you were Patrick Ferrall's
attending.

Yes, that was
three months ago.

Yeah, but it says
Patrick Ferrall right here

on this bracelet
from this hospital.

Now, if he is dead,

there's got to be some kind
of connection.

Mr. McKay, I-I just
had 18 hours on call.

All right.

Oh, watch out.

Oh. Oh, that's great.

That's great.

Now, the state--
they-they spend thousands

of dollars on light fixtures,

and they can't spare a dime
to fix a lousy playground.

Oh, yeah. Listen, he...

This guy was in, you know,
his mid-twenties

uh, brown hair.

He was maybe my height. I...

Patrick Ferrall was seven
years old, brown hair.

Oh, this kid was definitely
not seven years old.

I mean, he jumped
in the water, saved my life.

He was wearing this,
and it says Patrick Ferrall.

You know what?

Patrick had an older brother.

He kept a vigil here.

He-he never left
his side and he...

never gave up hope.

I remember when
Patrick died, it was...

Ugh! It was hard.

It really hit him hard.

Maybe he kept
his brother's tag.

Must, uh...

test your faith,
working here, huh?

I wonder when we
learned to give up.

Because these kids--
they never do.

Tell you what.

I think his brother's
name is Tim Ferrall.

Tim. And he lives
in Simi Valley.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Hey. How you doing?

Wow. That looks heavy.

Yeah.

Um, yesterday--

us together-- did that
feel awkward to you?

Matt, we have plenty of time.

There's no need
to rush anything.

Yeah, you keep saying.

Um, look, tomorrow night,

I want to take you and
Dylan out for dinner.

My way of saying thank you.

You've already done that.

Indulge me.

I'm sure that
Dylan won't be able to go.

I already checked.
He's free.

Okay.

STEVE:
Ah, there you are.

You guys are here early.

Well, what's the
verdict? Can we print

the information we found
in the black book or not?

Well, here's the deal.

You can't be sued for libel
if what you print is true.

Yes. What did I tell you?

So, where's this infamous

black book I've heard
so much about?

(sniffing)

Mmm! Lightning in a bottle.

(chuckling):
All right.

Thank yourself.
Thank you.

Could you, uh...?

Thanks.

Um...
You got it?

Now, you just have to be able
to back up every word

you write with, um,
proof of its accuracy.

Uh, that's not a problem.
Check this out.

(laughs)

Yeah, you weren't kidding.

There are some very,
very interesting names in here.

Yeah.
JANET: Well, how are you
supposed to prove that
Yeah.
JANET: Well, how are you
supposed to prove that

Mark Chapel's sleeping
with a prostitute?

We tail him.

We follow him
everywhere he goes.

It'll be fun.

Are you in, Counselor?

No, I'll sit this one out,

but you mind if I hold on
to this for a while?

Just want
to do a little more research.

Yeah, okay. Just
don't go selling that

to any other tabloids.

Okay?
Yeah. Don't worry about that.

Come on.

Yes. Thanks.

JANET:
Oh. Got it?

Yeah. Thanks.
Okay.

Come on.
Bye.

Thanks a lot.

Oh. Sorry.

Yeah, you should be.

Whatever.

Are you still planning on suing
my mother for a million dollars?

Actually, I'm suing her
for one million,

$100,000.

You do know what you're
doing is so wrong.

You know, see, now,
that's not what you said

when you told me to go after
the deep pockets, remember?

Yeah, that's when I thought

it was some big
financial institution.

Oh, what? And what, now,
because it's your mother?

She's not some bank
or a financial whiz.

I'm sure she did
the best she could.

How do you know that?

Look, all I know

is that I used to
have a secure future,

and now I don't

because of your mother.

(sighs)

Listen, why don't...?

Why don't we all
go to dinner

and at least try
to work this out?

Do you remember
when we were kids,

and I came to visit you
that summer?

And the neighbor
made fun of me

because I was wearing
your hand-me-downs?

Yeah, I remember that.

And you stood up for me.

Why can't you do that now?

Jay, wait up.

I, uh... I got
a question for you.

Is it about the
Barret case?

No. A, uh, journalist
I know got his hands

on a madam's black book,

and one of the names in it
is heavily political.

No kidding? Who is it?

Yeah. Well...

A young guy, but I hear

he's already
positioning himself for D.A.

He's a friend of mine.
Yup.

They say the guys who like

to give orders all day
like to take them at night.

Check out the notes
right there. Oh!

Anybody can write
a name in a book.

Yeah, and anyone can point
a finger in a drug bust.

Linda Barret could have taken
a plea with no jail time,

but she's willing
to roll the dice,

because she's innocent.

She's not the only one
willing to take a risk.

You just blackmailed
a deputy district attorney.

(rock music playing)

Look, we're gonna have
to work together,

so we're gonna have
to deal, okay?

I'm the one
that has to deal

with you and Donna
being together.

Yeah? You got a problem
with that?

Those for me?

Claudia from the cleaning crew
found them out by the back door.

Oh.

(sniffing)

(laughs)

It smells like cotton candy.

(sniffing)

Nice. Bodes well.

Look, uh,
good luck tonight.

I mean it.

Thanks.

I'm sure you do.

This is KVIB.

You're on the line
with David Silver.

WOMAN (on phone):
You have some nerve.

What makes you think

you're so special
you can pick and choose

between so many women?

If I were so special,

you really think
I'd need to be doing this?

(chuckles)
Well, I'll say this for you:

At least you're honest.

(laughing):
Yeah, so are you.

You're the first person
to call me

on how ridiculous
this whole thing is.

It's not as bad as being alone

when all your friends
are hooked up and in love.

You always this direct?

Always.

That's a great accent.
Where are you from?

Caracas, Venezuela.

Hold on, all right,
we'll talk off the air.

I'll get your,
uh, name and number, you know.

Just hold on.

(Latin music playing)

Hello?

(dial tone droning)
Hello?
(dial tone droning)
Hello?

Hello?

What a day I've had.

Three hours
at Lieberg and White.

I'm sure you've heard
of them, Gina.

Ranked in the top ten
law firms in L.A.

Oh, actually, no, I don't.

Are you trying to intimidate me,
Aunt Felice?

Intimidate you?

My beloved niece
who's suing me

for a million dollars?

Perish the thought!
Mom, stop.

I have to admit they did say
that your case

doesn't stand a chance in court.

Bobbi, do you have to keep
rummaging through that

ghastly bag of yours?

Well, I'm just looking
for my cigarettes.

Mom, you can't smoke in here.

Yeah, in L.A., you can't smoke
in any restaurant.

Gotta have a smoke.

The woman has absolutely
no self-control.

Never has. Never will.

(hammering)

Hey.

If you came to say thank you,
you're welcome.

Don't mention it, my pleasure.

Whatever my life is,
you, uh, you saved it.

No offense,

but your life doesn't mean
a whole hell of a lot to me.

Either way,

I'm sorry for your loss.

My parents can't even
look out here without crying.

I let a seven year old kid
sit on my lap

and drive the car
around the block.

Some guy runs a red light,
barely taps us,

airbag goes,
he dies three days later.

You think it was fate,

my saving you?

Some cosmic favor that put me
out there just swimming by?

Yeah. Yes, I do.

The truth is,
before your accident,

I decided to keep on swimming

and not turn back.

I was going to kill myself.

Now what do you think of
Tim Ferrall, the big hero?

I think if you really
wanted to die,

you'd have gotten back
in the water.

Night's still young.

We're gonna nail this guy
for stepping out on his wife.

We don't have any proof.

Come on, he's in
the madam's book.

He snuck out
last night at 10:00.

Went to a hotel room,

then slithered back home
at 5:00 in the morning.

What's that?

Yeah, but when he pulled
in the driveway,

the light went on immediately.

I mean, I don't understand why
she didn't just kick him out.

Who cares about her?

She's not news; he is.

We're just gonna have to settle

for a picture of him
coming out of the house.

You know, we waited
all night at the hotel,

and we didn't see anyone
go to or leave his room.

Guy keeps a hotel room
full-time.

Just because he didn't have
a prostitute last night

doesn't make him a saint.

I'm just saying, we don't know

anything about his life.

Okay, here we go.

Oh, don't you dare
kiss him good-bye.

She should take that knapsack

to her husband's head.

(chattering)

You know what, I think
you're right, Janet.

We don't know anything
about this guy's life.

And we do now?

You know, I'm thinking that
he keeps that hotel room

because he doesn't
live here anymore.

I bet they're separated.

And they just haven't
broken it to the kids yet.

Trust me on this one.

DAVID:
Noah.

NOAH:
You giving Claudia
extra work?

Hey, you can't wait for
the floors to dry, man?

Sorry.

Uh, dude...
she's coming here.

Who?
The girl I told you about.

So, one conversation,
you're sold?

What can I say?
I'm intuitive.

Thought she got
disconnected, man.

DAVID:
Yeah, well, she, uh,
she wrote me a letter.

Banco de Chile stationary.

(chuckling)
Oh, yeah.

I talked to her assistant.

I thought she was
in Venezuela.

Yeah, it's the same continent.

Yeah, and now she's
conquering this one.

(chuckles)
(knocking)
(chuckles)
(knocking)

Cecile?

DAVID:
David.

I was afraid you...
you didn't get the message

but well, here you are.

I'm sorry,

this is Noah.

Cecile. Nice to meet you.

You don't have an accent.

You were hoping
for someone else?

Look, you're way more beautiful

than I expected
and great, I'm sure.

But yeah, yeah, I was.

I'll, uh, never forget
what you did for Lauren.

Nothing.

You know, I used to

have a hard time with you two
spending so much time together.

Well, that's because Kelly
follows her heart.

What does that mean?
No, I mean, it's just that,

uh, she does whatever she wants.

There's nothing you or I
can do about it.

Okay.
Thank you for the bio.

But Matt knows me
just about as well as you do.

And he's just trying
to thank us.

Thank us for what?

She didn't even take the pills.

Dylan...

Unfortunately,
at the end of the day,

we didn't help her any, Kel.

So, you're saying neither did I?

It's nobody's fault.

And if I hadn't
tried to help her?

Same result.

Is this really so awful for you,

admitting that you actually
care about someone or something?

Hypothetical situation.

The guy saves my life.

Same guy wants to
end his own life.

What are you talking about,
someone committing suicide?

And what?

Me the, uh, all-powerful Oz,

I'm supposed to get in there
and make a difference?

Yeah, that would be
what one would do.

No, Kel.

If he really wanted to
off himself, he would.

And if he didn't, he won't.

Now, there's a theory
that'll get you

through the day without trying.

Or failing.

Or is that
what you're afraid of?

Hmm, activism in stereo.

You two are perfect

for each other.

Is your, uh, cottage cheese
the large curd or the small?

I haven't looked lately.

Just water is fine.

Okay.

So, Mom,

how come we never
visit your family?

Isn't that clear?

What, are you
embarrassed of them?

Honey, look at Bobbi.

She and I have absolutely
nothing in common anymore.

Except Gina.

Well, let me tell you
something about Gina.

There are two kinds of
people in this world.

The givers and the takers.

And... that girl is a taker.

Believe me, I know
exactly how Gina can be,

but it's not all that she is.

Well, sweetheart, that's because
you only see the good in people.

No, I see the bad, too.

And now I understand
how you feel about your family.

That you would rather
turn your back on them

than admit you made a mistake.

Bobbi blew that money.

I know.

But your name was on the trust.

Therefore, you had
a responsibility,

and you ignored it.

You should give her
the 60,000.

For the simple fact that
it's the right thing to do.

(giggling)

How are Matt and Kelly?

(sighs)

Annoying.

(sighs)
It's a funny thing
about dying.

I kind of always thought
I'd go kicking and screaming.

Weren't you?

No.

I mean, I felt like
I was choking.

I couldn't really
tell up from down

and then... nothing.

You were losing consciousness.

No.

I was numb.

I have been for months;

I just go through the motions.

You should stop.

And do what?

Figure out what you want.

You should've been at dinner.

Matt and Kelly were
full of easy solutions.

Not you, though.

You are a fighter.

And what are you?

I'm just somebody that
doesn't care very much.

About anything.

Present company excluded, right?

I'm just saying that I know
how it is between us.

I'm not proud of it.

The fact that I'm still here...

neither am I.

You always get in this early?

Anytime the D.A.'s
office calls.

Waiting on a friend coming in on
an early flight from New York.

So, uh, what's up?

You win.
I'm dropping the charges.

Why?

You know damn well why.

What's the official story?

Cops pushed the kid
at the library hard.

Gave up his dealer.

Caucasian, two priors.

Nice.

An innocent 17-year-old girl
would've gone to jail.

The jury might've
decided otherwise.

What can I say, I lost
my faith in happy endings.

It's no excuse.

What you did was unethical,

not to mention illegal.

What was he talking about?

I lost Lauren. There wasn't a
damn thing I could do about it.

I could save this client,

and I was willing
to do anything it took.

Hi. I could get some coffee
if you need a minute.

No. Come on in.

It's good to see you.
I, uh...

Kelly, this is Anna Murphy
from New York.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Lauren's best friend, actually.

Oh. How is she?

Uh, well, not taking
visitors at the moment.

What's this?

We can talk
about it later.

The manager and client for me?

You said you were here
on business. Is this it?

You might want to open that
when you're alone.

Lauren is suing me
for divorce?

She's doing it for you.

Matt, she loves you.

Yeah, she loves me,
but she's divorcing me.

That doesn't make sense.

When I saw you two in New York,

and she asked to see me alone.

Yeah? She wanted
to say good-bye.

She wanted to see a lawyer.

I sat with her while
those were being drawn up.

Look, this was not easy for her,

but she was determined,

and she was sane.

You're shredding it?

Yeah.

Who knows? Maybe
Mark Chapel was just lonely.

Maybe he made an appointment
with a call girl

and never kept it.

Or maybe he made a lot
of appointments,

and that's why
his marriage broke up.

Spare me the details, okay?

I've been down the disappearing
parrot road before.

(shredder whirring)

(sighs):
When I was young,

my parents told me
they were getting a divorce.

I couldn't believe it.

They hardly ever fought.

They were trying
to protect you.
Yeah.

Maybe.

Anyway, the next day,
my dad takes me over

to my new room at his place.

Oh, it was great.

It had bunk beds
and indoor climbing forts.

It had everything.

The guy really tried.

But then I saw the laundry

building up in his closet.

Saw the expired dairy products
in his refrigerator.

I knew then that he had left us
a long time ago.

You know,
not all marriages fail.

Not all men cheat.

It's just that
when you see it happen,

like the way
we did this week, it...

(sighs)

It kind of opens up old wounds.

(paper tearing)

(shredder whirring)

After Donna and I talked,
I realized I did make a mistake.

Dr. Martin and I
have agreed to give you

the $60,000
your mother misspent.

Just like that?

I mean, this isn't a loan?

Well, you have to drop the suit.

I don't know if
I would take it.

I mean, she knows
she's gonna lose.

She's just trying to
minimize the damage.

Mother, what do you want me
to do, call my lawyer?

DONNA:
Gina?

You asked me to stick up
for you, and I am.

Look, Gina,

I want to help you.

And I'm sorry I was unavailable
when you needed me.

Oh, well, I'm
sort of sorry

for all those names
I called you.

Such as?

Well, just when
I was growing up,

I thought "stuck-up bitch"
was kind of one word.

(gasps)

(both laughing)

(cackling)

(laughing)

You know, I don't think

Donald Trump would have
pushed this through faster.

Yeah, he could, if he were
willing to do the work himself.

(laughs)

Well, thank you, Mr. McKay.

Oh... you can just
call me Dylan.

The mister part
kind of freaks me out.

I read it on your
extremely generous check.

Thank you very much.

Take good care.

Why did you ask me here?

I hate this place.

My brother died
in this hospital.

I appreciate
your coming.

If you're worried about me
offing myself again,

forget about it.

I already live in hell.

No, I think
I found us a way out.

Come on.

(children shouting)

These kids need
a new playground.

I say we give it to them.

You mean, build it?

Well, I saw that tree house
you were tearing apart

in your backyard.

Figure maybe it's time to put
something back together.

They're waiting.

(laughing)

So this equipment
will do the trick?

It's ours to fail with.

Check it out.

Hey.

Uh, listen,

we're all going
to the After Dark tonight.

Thought maybe
if you wanted to meet up.

Uh, I don't know. I...

It's a group thing.
You won't even know I'm there.

Oh, my goodness,
I am so unbelievably grateful!

So's my mom. So's my little
brother, my teacher.

You... you saved my life.
This guy--

he's the best.

Heaps of
good Karma.

Tons of happiness.

That's what you deserve.

Thank you.

(squeals)

Client. I... Yeah.

You know, that's what Lauren
was trying to tell you

with those papers she sent.

You deserve everything.

I blackmailed
the deputy district attorney

is what I did.

Yes, but you did everything
you could to save your wife.

So, what are you saying?

You win some, you lose some?

Lauren wants you to live

the kind of life she wants
but can't have,

even if it's without her.

Kelly, I feel really guilty
about us.

You know, when Lauren came here,

and-and I thought
we had a second chance,

I-I just... I felt...

Guilty about hurting me.

Right.

Well, it did hurt

more than I can tell you.

You asked if there was

a reason why I needed more time,

and I thought there was,
but there isn't.

I'm still a mess, you know?

Join the club.

(laughing)

I told you she'd pay.

Oh.

Well, I had my doubts when
you called me about this,

but you were right.

Her lawyers at, uh,
Fop, Phooey and Phony...

(giggling)

...were no match
for my little Gina Bina.

Guess what I
did for you.

I got you bumped up to
first class like you love.

Ooh. Sweet.

And I also...

This is your portion of
what we scammed from Felice.

Whoa.

Put it away, Mom.

(cackling)

(laughing)

You know, if Matt
doesn't show up,

you can always cry
on my shoulder.

Oh, they're big,
broad shoulders.

It's very nice of
you, but I'm fine.

Okay.

(chuckles)

I'll be right back, guys.

DAVID (over the air):
I want to thank all the women

who answered my plea
for a girlfriend.

All submissions
were gratefully received,

but the contest is over.

'Cause I remembered something.

I remembered
how love kind of sinks

its teeth in
when you're not looking.

You can't make it happen
or re-create it,

no matter how hard you try, so

I am hereby

officially...
giving it up to fate.

Thank you.

(Latin music playing)

What?

If you are giving up,

why are you playing our song?

You... you're...?

Claudia.

Why didn't you
call me back?

I was testing fate, too.

Which isn't a stretch,
since we work together.

(laughs)
Mm.

I didn't realize you're the girl
who cleans the club.

Well, I'm here
three mornings a week

for the last month.

Don't look so shocked.

I didn't mean
to sneak up on you.

I was just saying
how that can happen.

I heard.

Lucky for you.

And me.

Okay, you guys,
I'm out of here.

Oh. Bye.
Bye.

See you.
See you later, Kelly.
Drive safe.
See you.
See you later, Kelly.
Drive safe.

Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, I didn't think
you were coming.

Yeah. Well, uh,

it's just...

It's taking me
the longest time

to do anything
these days.

Kelly...

It's just that she was
such a big part of my life.

I know.

And so are you.