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[theme song]

[theme song ends]

[soft rock music]

God.

Yah!

[soft rock music]

Huzzah!

Thank you, God. Phew!

Thanks.

Ladies...

KEG men!

[Rush] See you guys.

[Steve] Hey, Dad.

Conventions are all about networking.

- Remember that. - It's good to see you, too, Dad.

Come and see the hacienda before you give me attitude.

- Here's your KEG pin. - Thanks.

Oh, a view of the pool, nice.

Keep your eyes in your head.

Your social calendar's filled up this weekend.

Don't even tell me you fixed me up with someone.

Yes, matter of fact, I have.

Her name is Robin Wallace.

Her father's a major alum at the KEG house in Florida.

- You're kidding? - Mm-mm.

The last thing I want is a blind date. Are you kidding?

Look at the eyeball candy down there, I want to be accessible.

Will you forget it? She's an Alpha. You'll like her.

Welcome to Casa KEG.

Casa KEG...

[Steve chuckles]

[chuckles] Yeah, this is, uh... This is adequate.

- Hey, Sanders... - I got your adequate.

- Muntz, what's up, man? - Hey!

Your dad really came through.

Didn't I tell you never to say anything nice in front of him?

Will you get off my back?

What's with the sody pop?

Oh, hey, those labels aren't dry yet.

- Labels? - Oh, Muntz, Muntz...

Concealed brewskie? You're a madman.

You're a chip off the old frat.

Steve, Brandon called. He's not going to make it.

Uh-uh, that's not acceptable. No way.

Forget about it. He's not in the fraternity.

Dad, he lost the election,

his parents are moving to Hong Kong,

and Kelly dumped him.

He needs KEG now more than ever.

[phone ringing]

Hi, what we have here is a spacious Spanish,

in the flats, lots of homey charm.

[Steve] Who cares? Where's Brandon Walsh?

- What agency is he with? - [Brandon] Hang up out there.

- Oh, sorry. - It's me, bro, what's up?

What's going on? Another going-away party or something?

It's called a caravan.

30 commission-hungry real estate brokers

complaining about our closet space.

That's all the more reason you should be here.

There's just too much going on. My parents are leaving today.

Perfect. Because nothing starts until tomorrow.

Ain't going to happen.

Okay, but just assure me this has nothing to do

with the fact that Kelly will be out here.

I just started to load the car.

I gotta get their luggage to the terminal.

All right, man.

But if you change your mind, you come running. We'll be here.

Yeah, thanks, bro.

- [Brandon] Dad, you ready? - We're out here.

Jim, come look. Kelly is so sweet.

- She brought us a present. - I got it at the Market.

I didn't want you to forget your zip code.

We appreciate it.

We're going to miss you, guys.

Oh, we'll miss you, too.

I gotta start loading the car.

Honey, I'm not finished packing.

I don't think you are either.

Uh, yeah.

It's weird to see a "for sale" sign in your yard.

I'm getting used to it.

I heard from Steve you're going

to Palm Springs with the KEGers.

- No. - You should go. You'll have fun.

I'm not really up for a good time now.

Just because I didn't want to get married right away

doesn't mean I don't want a relationship with you.

What are you talking about? I proposed,

you said, "no." End of conversation.

[Valerie] I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

I wanted to get the plans straight.

We are going to the Peach Pit for supper?

- Yeah. - I'll be over at Dylan's.

Tell him I said hi.

Should I give him your regards, too?

That won't be necessary.

You know, I'd love to stay here and referee, guys, but...

You know, we should call you The Terminator.

I mean, who else could knock out two guys with one shot?

[sad music]

[Donna] "It gives me great pride to stand before you,

"one of the new breed of Alpha women. Independent, involved..."

Brave, clean, reverent.

I was just getting into it.

Donna, the delivery is fine.

It just sounds too much like the Boy Scout Oath.

Well, we can't keep rewriting it forever.

You know, I think, uh... Clare and I

just can't quite connect on this whole sorority thing.

Yeah. After boarding school,

I kind of have trouble believing large groups of women

can live under the same roof without killing each other.

Kelly, I'm glad you're here.

I need someone to stick up for sisterhood.

I am so frustrated. Some jerk took

my parking place again. Does "three strikes you're out"

apply to parking offenses? It should.

I gather it didn't go too well at Brandon's.

One good thing about them moving out

is it's one less place I will have to run into Valerie.

Mmm, no arguments from anyone in this room.

- Hmm... - Guys, give the girl a break.

All right. How're you making out with the big speech?

I have a feeling you and I will be writing it

on the way down to Palm Springs tomorrow.

I think we're gonna have to take separate cars.

- Kel. - I can't till the second day.

What's so important you can't come?

Don't worry, I will be there in time for your speech.

Well, if it's nothing,

why can't you just say what it is?

Because it's private.

Forget I even mentioned it.

[phone ringing]

Oh... If that's Ray, I'm not here.

Hello.

You're safe. It's my dad.

[Luann] Pretty serious sounding tune there.

I've been thinking about some serious stuff.

Don't tell me, Newt's Contract with America?

[chuckles]

About, uh... about you and Dad.

Oh...

I guess couples fight, huh?

People close to each other

are going to have their share of disagreements.

Of course, your father and I had more than our share.

Well, I know he used to push you around.

That man didn't "push me around."

He hit me.

There's a big difference.

You never pressed charges, though.

He said he loved me.

He said he was gonna fall all to pieces without me.

You should have heard him.

He made it sound real convincing.

Now you answer me a question.

What kind of troubles are you having with Donna?

I said a lot of things I wish I hadn't.

And you're trying to sing your way out of it?

You think it won't work?

Well... with a girl as romantic as Donna...

you got a pretty good chance.

[Valerie] Everywhere I go today, someone's packing.

Yeah, well, we were all trying

to escape from you, Valerie.

[chuckles sarcastically]

I thought you were just fleeing from Hurricane Kelly.

It's great you're gonna spend a month in Maui with your mom.

Forget about that. I'm stoked about seeing Erica.

A year ago, my little munchkin princess

couldn't even swim, now she gives me the surf report.

- Well, send them my best. - I will.

I'm a surprised you didn't try to weasel yourself a ticket.

I can't leave Brandon alone with the house and all.

Brandon's a big boy, he can take care of himself.

It's just an act.

The Kelly thing shook him up.

I'm just trying to be there for him, Dylan.

Oh, yeah, you're trying to be there for Brandon, are you?

I didn't hear you offering to take me around the world.

- [knocking] - Well...

Oh, that's Charley. Airport Express. Lucky me.

Hey, man, you're early. The plane's not till 6:00.

Change o' plans.

You are not going.

What do you mean, I'm not going?

If you sell the script, I'll come back.

I think he sold the script.

Not exactly.

But some independent money has stepped up to the plate.

So, take a meeting with them. You don't need me for that.

Get this. One of 'em is a paragliding company.

They love the chase scene that you wrote.

They want to give you a demonstration tomorrow.

I get to fly this paraglider?

You ready to cancel that reservation for the luau?

[sighs] Yeah.

[slow rock music]

I can't believe you're getting so emotional.

Since Brandon said you wanted to have your last supper here,

I started to feel a little eggy.

He's been cutting onions all day, Dad.

- Don't believe a word of this. - [chuckles]

You've been great to me, Jim.

I mean, every time I got in trouble

with this place, you've always been there.

You've been great to my kids.

[Cindy] Jim, would you come on over here and sit down, honey?

We have a lot of loose ends to go over.

Yeah, the loosest of which is Valerie.

Ah, yes, I spoke to Abby and she knows

that Valerie has to find her own place.

But for the time being, she'll be staying with you.

No problem.

And this "open house" stuff,

it should calm down by next week.

It could take months to sell the house.

I can handle it.

Brandon, you're a rock.

Thanks, Mom.

With all that you've been going through lately,

a lot of people would just fall apart

or do something stupid.

Speaking of people doing stupid things,

would you keep an eye on Valerie and, uh... the incense burning?

Yeah.

Try to be a good influence on her, dear.

One role model coming up.

[door closes]

- Hey. - [Jim] Hey.

Well, the house is gonna be empty without you guys.

Oh, well, we're gonna miss you, too.

Can we save the good-byes until we're at the airport?

Honey, I can't help it.

I feel like we're deserting you.

No, you're not. I'll be fine. Dad? Dad?

Is this a group grope? Can anybody get in?

Hey!

Go ahead and yell at me if you want.

Just say something.

It's a beautiful song.

And I think we've done enough yelling.

I know.

I don't know what happened last week.

I just, uh... I snapped.

You scared me, you really did.

Don't you think I scared myself?

I mean, the last thing I want to do is hurt you.

I love you.

I know you do.

I know, but, uh...

Look, I didn't know how much I needed you.

I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get you back.

Well...

if you come with me to Palm Springs,

sit with me in the sun

and cheer me on during my speech,

I think that would help.

You want me to come

to Palm Springs to the Convention?

A lot of people are bringing guests.

You did say whatever it takes.

In that case, I can't wait to go.

Great.

Home, sweet home.

Yep.

- Will you stop shutting me out? - I'm not.

You hardly talked on the way back from the airport.

So, there are a few things I'd rather not talk about.

Okay, fine.

Look, I know things seem to be dark,

but you got to look for the silver lining.

You're right.

I haven't been attacked by flesh-eating bacteria yet.

Tell them about maybe the teak floors

and the schools. Don't forget the schools.

- What are you doing here? - I know it's late,

but real estate is a 24-hour business.

The Chus are moving here from Hong Kong.

Isn't that a coincidence?

It is a small world, after all.

I think they're motivated.

But if it's not them, it'll be someone else.

We're gonna do such a blitz this weekend.

Great. Guys, thanks for coming, okay?

Yes. Let's go, people.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Good-bye. - Good night.

[agent] So as I was saying...

I don't think I can take a blitzer this weekend.

I may just go up to the desert and see Steve.

Well, if you don't want to travel alone,

I've never been to the desert

and we could take my car.

I'll let you drive.

Well, since you put it that way.

Then it's settled.

Well, I don't know about you, but I think I'm gonna turn in.

Sleep tight.

Who said anything about sleep?

[sexy music]

[elevator bell dings]

Hi. I'm here to pick up Alison Lash.

She's supposed to be released today.

Oh, I remember you.

I guess you two patched things up.

That's nice.

Oh, no, no, I'm not...

We're just friends.

So, can you tell me what to expect?

Is she really badly scarred?

Not really. She's just uncomfortable.

[Alison] Kelly.

Oh, my goodness.

Hi! Look at you!

Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

- Yeah. - You look great.

You wouldn't be saying that

if you could see my legs.

But your face, it's amazing.

Almost all second-degree burns.

I was blessed.

- Should we go? - Okay.

I'll get your bag.

Hey, are you absolutely sure

it's okay for me to stay at your place?

Your roommates were cool about it?

My roommates are all in Palm Springs.

Good, it could be sort of awkward with them around.

Bye, Evelyn.

Thank you so much for everything.

Bye, sweetheart.

Kelly, you take good care of her.

I will.

Bye.

[woman over P.A.] Dr. Garcia, please call extension 4024.

Dr. Garcia, please call extension 4024.

[Rush] Oh, nice shot, Steve.

Well, buddy, you gave us a rough time.

I think you caught us a little jetlagged.

- Could be. - What do you think, Robin?

I think Steve has an awesome backhand.

- Well, thanks. - Do you give lessons?

- Lessons? Me? - No. Andre Agassi.

My bashful son Steve will teach you whatever you want.

Thanks, that'd be great.

There's a huge breakfast omelet with our names on it.

How about it?

- Great. - Great.

Yo, Sanders!

Brando, you made it.

- [Valerie] Hi, Steve. Hi, Rush. - Hey, Rush.

Hey, Val. They're some kids from C.U.

Val, come. I want to introduce you to some people.

You said I should come on up, brother.

I'm so glad you're here.

My father's set me up on a blind date.

He is so annoying, Brandon.

[Robin] Hi, nice to meet you.

[Brandon] Are you sure? 'Cause where I'm standing,

she looks fine.

Steve, you and Brandon gonna join us or not?

You know what? I'm gonna get him settled in the hacienda.

- Catch up with you later, okay? - Have fun.

- See you, guys. - [Robin] Bye.

Every date Rush has ever set me up with

has had major baggage.

One girl's father was suing him.

Another girl's mom he was trying to date.

The list is endless.

Maybe you're overreacting.

Rush doesn't change.

There's always an angle with him.

Ah! You think you've got problems with your dates.

- Not you and the vampiress? - Bro, I'm telling you.

All last night I can hear her breathing in the next room,

waiting for me to come in and handle her action.

She's been breathing in the next room all year long.

Maybe you're the one overreacting.

- I don't think so. - Howdy-do, amigos ?

- Muntz. - Hola, Muntz. New look?

- I just wanted to be packing. - Uh-huh

I got margaritas in one holster,

Sloe Gin Fizz in the other.

- Who wants a squirt? - We do. Give it up.

Uh-uh-uh! Mm!

No, none for me.

Are you sure about this?

I mean, you're the one

with the man-eater snapping at your tail.

Seldom wrong, and right again, Steve.

Hit me with a little bit of that gin.

Huh?

Give me some more of that.

Atta boy.

Brando came to party. Let's go get some.

[Brandon] ♪ La cucaracha... ♪

[man over P.A.] Welcome to the Convention.

[Donna] Thanks.

Registration for all delegates...

[Ray] I'll get those, man. I'll...

No, you are on vacation.

[announcer] ...the distinctive sounds of...

I know people serving you is supposed to make you relaxed,

but with me, it has just the opposite effect.

[grinding sound]

Hey, watch the second gear.

Will you relax and enjoy the good life?

Look, I think I'm just gonna drop you off and head back

'cause I should be rehearsing with the band.

No, you don't. You're staying.

Come on.

[man speaking indistinctly over P.A. System]

Well, you have to admit, it is incredible here.

Yeah.

I thought you liked the desert.

Yeah, I like the desert.

Riding horses with my uncle,

there wasn't any guy in a uniform parking my truck.

So we'll ride.

- [Jill] Hi, Donna! - Hi, Jill!

I just don't know anybody here.

Well, you know me, and you know Steve--

who's happy to let you crash at his place.

- Donna. Hi, sweetheart. - Hi, Mom.

Well, what a surprise to see you here.

Donna convinced me to come up

for a few days, catch her speech.

Really? Well, I trust she also explained

that her dance card is pretty full.

I mean, after all, this is a KEG-Alpha event.

- Mother. - Well, fine, honey.

I just didn't want him to feel left out.

No, if he feels left out, he'll let you know.

[chuckles] Good.

Excuse me.

Oh...

[rock music]

Muntz, hit me.

- Again? - Hit me.

I don't know, I have to cut you off soon.

Muntz, hit me! Hit me!

Ah, ah, ah!

Thanks, man. Yo, Raymond.

Great tunes, huh, bud?

Ha-ha!

Somebody's toasted.

[people whooping]

I'll take that, I'll take that.

Ready, guys?

[Donna] Come on, guys.

Game point. Here we go, guys, concentrate.

Whoa!

[cheering]

Brandon!

[laughing] Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Hey, we're one point away from victory.

Eh, victory sucks!

What the--?

[Steve grunting]

[Steve yells]

[Brandon yells]

Is Brandon always like this?

[laughing] He's never like this.

Well, uh... What about Steve?

I mean, he does like girls, right?

I'd have to say Steve loves girls.

If you're interested, I'd go for it.

Okay, come on, are we ready to play a little volleyball?

[indistinct shouts]

Okay, okay, I see what you're doing.

Take this.

[others whooping]

[with accent] You know you've broken practically

every volleyball rule known to man.

Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

Chicken fight!

[Donna gasps]

[people shouting]

Enjoying yourself?

Yeah, it's okay.

Boy, when I was your age,

bathing suits were a little more discreet.

The least you could do is stop standing here gawking at her.

So you don't approve of what she's wearing?

Please...

Well, Mrs. Martin, I think you might want to sit down.

We actually agree on something.

Well, I haven't had any luck

in getting her to tone down her wardrobe.

Maybe it's time for you to try.

[Donna squealing]

[people cheering]

Give me that.

Hey, Donna, time to get out.

- What'd you say? - Get out.

- [groans] - Dude, I don't want Robin.

- She's tainted. - If I have to hear one more word

about the "Robin Conspiracy," gonna force me to stop drinking.

Oh, yeah? I don't see you

letting Valerie mount you in the chicken fights,

okay, Mr. Rooster Living in the Henhouse?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Brandon] Ah, you see, Valerie over there,

is supposed to be like a sister to me,

but right now, my willpower's at about zero.

Well, either we give in or we get out of the pool.

I say we get out. You got any ideas or excuses?

- Guys, we've got an emergency. - What's the problem?

We're running dangerously low on beer.

- There's an excuse! - Bingo!

- We're gonna go get some beer. - Buh-bye

Sweetheart!

[whispers] Love you!

[Dylan] What? You--you never shot a close-up?

You can't even tell that's me up there!

[Charley] Well, I'll tell you what.

When we get this movie off the ground,

I'll hire a professional cinematographer.

Yeah, well, at least I got my butt up there, man.

You didn't even try.

I make it a policy never to get off the ground

unless there's a stewardess on board.

With the paraglider people, we're only

about a million shy of the budget.

Don't worry. Uncle Charley's got

something major brewing.

Mm... How major?

Major enough to finance

the whole picture all by himself.

Really? Has he read the script?

I faxed him a one-sheet. He wants us to come

to his place in the desert and go over it.

If he likes it, we can be in preproduction

- by summer. - What's the catch?

Why do you think there's a catch?

When there's this much money, there is always a catch.

Well, the only thing that he said was

he wants to make sure there's a part for his girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

He says she's really talented.

[sighs deeply]

Did you promise her a part, or did you promise her the lead?

[funny music]

[soft rock music]

- Oh, wait a minute. - What's the matter?

Did we just leave two robo-babes in tiny bikinis

to come here and buy beer with your fake I.D.?

[laughing] Look, what can I say,

I'm just not attracted to Robin.

She's... she's got one hell of a hard body--

all right, I'll give that up, but...

I'm not tingling.

Then you must be downing Novocain spritzers, my friend.

[chuckling] What about you and Valerie, huh?

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

I'm kind of reconsidering.

I wonder if that's the Caddy I saw when I first came to town.

[harp music]

There she is, the goddess in the hat!

Don't look, don't look. Walk with me.

Bro, I may turn into a pillar of salt,

and if I do, just use me for margaritas. I got to look.

I got to do it. I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

Ah! See? Now I am tingling.

Forget it, Steve, she's way out of your league.

She's a goddess; you're a mere mortal.

[Steve] She's... Ah! She... Ah!

She's got to be a model. She's model quality.

Steve, I'm not real big on models right now.

- Oh, yeah. Kelly. Sorry. - Yeah, Kelly.

- Let's talk about goddesses. - Okay.

A goddess here...

- [bossa nova playing] - And for dessert, Crème brûlée .

Is there some sort of hidden meaning here?

What do you mean?

Crème brûlée means "burnt cream."

[laughing] I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

Does it bother you?

No. Flambé I would have taken as a personal affront.

You have to have the best attitude of anybody I know.

Well... I'm on my best behavior.

Good.

Hey, what's going on in there?

I don't know. You tell me.

[David] Wait a second, is that Alison from the fire?

[Clare] Yep.

So Kelly turned down Dylan

and Brandon for Alison?

It can't be the way it looks, right?

Ah, but why the big secret?

[David] We better get going.

[Clare] No. They just saw us.

[groans]

I thought you guys were supposed to be in Palm Springs.

Nope. We're still here.

We just got tied up

doing some... errands and stuff for my dad.

Alison...

Clare and David.

- Hi. - Hi.

Well, you two obviously... want to... be alone.

I mean, you... probably have lots to talk about,

so I'm just, uh...

gonna grab my suitcase, and then we'll leave.

[bossa nova music]

- Hi. I'm--I'm David. - Yeah.

I assumed you were David and she was Clare.

- [David chuckles] Yeah. - [Kelly] Want to stay

for some food? The more the merrier.

Oh, no, we really

got to keep moving, actually.

[Clare] All set.

Great.

Well... bye.

Nice to meet you again.

Have a good... dinner.

[door closes]

I want to humbly apologize for my roommates.

They're usually a lot more mature about things.

[chuckles] Although...

seeing this, I can see how they'd get the wrong idea.

Well, blame it on me.

I set the table.

Alison...

I know you have... these feelings for me.

I mean, it's totally natural

after all that we've been through together...

To think about each other.

A lot, even.

I mean, it'd be weird if we didn't.

I know.

That's what I've been telling myself, too.

But... after spending all day together,

I know now that there's more to it than that.

Alison...

I really love you, Kelly.

I do.

[romantic music]

Well, I hope you're glad you stayed, Ray.

Yes, I am. Thank you, Mrs. Martin.

Oh, and, if you're responsible

for what Donna's wearing, thank you.

[loudly] Face it, guys. Sonny Bono's blowing you off.

He and Cher are rehearsing for their comeback.

- [chuckles] - Brandon, for your information,

Mr. Bono is now speaking to the National Republican Women

and shall be here momentarily.

I don't think he even went to college.

Would you knock it off, please?

Well, then, what college did he go to?

[Steve] Look, cool it, man, okay?

This is a big deal for us.

The guy's a U.S. senator.

[throws spoon] He's a congressman, Steve.

Congressman. He has no sense of punctuality,

and he never could carry a tune. Remember?

Would you get him out of here, please?

Wait. Don't you touch that! No!

Got your cake.

Thanks for being in my corner, man.

How many times have I covered for you before?

Hey. You're dangerous tonight, all right?

I want you to put yourself to bed.

Wait. Let me go back in there and apologize.

I think that would make things worse, Brandon.

Okay, fine. I understand.

Go on back to your little big deal there.

Hey, and no more drinking tonight.

Okay? Tomorrow's another day.

Bro, I'm not even drunk.

[clattering]

See? I'm fine. Fine.

Well, good evening, bathing beauty.

[laughing] Hey, stranger. Where you been?

Trying to find my way back. This place is immense!

Well, come on in. There's a lot of room.

Go get your bathing suit on!

All right. Okay.

Don't you go anywhere.

[knocking on door]

- How's it going? - Come on in.

Ta-da!

It's not exactly traffic-stopping, I know.

No. It's beautiful.

It was really nice of you to take me shopping today.

For the past six months, my only fashion choices

have been the color of the pressure bandage.

Could you, uh... help me snap this?

- Sure. - [whispers] Thanks.

So, um... can I ask you something?

Looking for fashion advice?

Afraid not.

I didn't think so.

Why didn't you tell your roommates

I was going to be here today?

I don't know.

I just didn't feel

like discussing everything to death.

I wanted us to have a nice day

before you headed up north.

I don't absolutely have to go.

You know, it's so strange

because I know that you're looking

at the two of us standing here,

and you see a couple.

But that's... just so far from the way I feel.

You know, Kelly,

it's definitely one of those things

that you'll never know until you try.

I guess what I'm saying is that I know.

I'm sorry.

[sweet music]

I think I should probably get some sleep.

My legs are starting to hurt

and I can't be responsible for what I say

once those painkillers kick in.

I'm going to miss you.

Have fun in Palm Springs.

I'll miss you, too.

[Cindy] Have you lost your mind?

Brandon, you said you wouldn't fall apart on us.

What are you, guys, doing here?

Well, you better ask yourself that.

This is your delusion.

And since when did you start drinking?

Hang on a second, Dad. I've earned this bender.

I was a good Boy Scout for a long time.

Where did it get me?

[Cindy] So, every time you don't get your way,

you're going to get self-destructive?

Mom, I'm just having a little bit

of good old-fashioned fun, like everybody else.

No, you're not.

You're joining Valerie

in that hot tub with impure thoughts.

[Jim] Well, she has practically thrown herself at him.

It's a wonder he's held out this long.

Stifle it, Jim!

She's like family.

You understand that, don't you, Brandon?

Yeah, I do. Okay?

I do.

[Valerie] Who you talking to?

Uh...

- Nobody. - [harp music]

Why?

I was worried about you.

You were taking so long.

Let's get you into that hot tub.

200 people exactly like your mom.

I didn't think I was going to get out of there alive.

Come on. You and my mom looked like old pals tonight.

Believe me, the only thing that kept me going

was the thought of us going horseback riding tomorrow.

Yeah? What about tonight?

Why don't you come to my room for a while?

Well, we could do that, but with your mother

in the next room, it could get a little dicey.

Besides, if I don't get back to Steve's

before all the beds are taken,

then I'm probably going to be sleeping in my truck.

Well, looks like Steve

might be sleeping elsewhere tonight.

Lucky him.

- Good night. - Night.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

I just don't like when my father tries to fix me up.

It's the same with me.

I thought you had to be another geeky loser.

Until I saw you on the tennis court, that is.

You made quite an impression on me, too.

Maybe we should think about us, and let our fathers concentrate

on that business deal they're putting together.

Business deal?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh, come on! Stop being a wuss.

It's not that hot when you get in.

Okay, that's better. Oh, yeah, that's better.

So, uh... you want to smoke a little?

No, thanks. I think I've had

enough hallucinations for one night.

I'm just going to kind of relax a little right over here.

Well, don't be over there too long.

People are going to start coming back.

What people?

[crowd] ♪ Keep that hot tub humming ♪

♪ We are all coming ♪

♪ Keep that hot tub humming ♪

♪ We are all coming ♪

♪ Keep that hot tub humming ♪

♪ We are all coming ♪

♪ Keep that hot tub humming ♪

♪ We are all coming ♪

♪ Keep that hot tub humming ♪

♪ We are all coming ♪

♪ Keep that hot tub humming ♪

♪ We are all coming... ♪

[soft rock music]

[man] Can I help you?

Hi. Charley Rawlins, Dylan McKay to see Mr. Rose.

We're here about the movie project, On Borrowed Time.

Okay.

You must have said the magic word.

[Charley] Open, Sesame!

Not a bad little piece of property, eh?

[Dylan] Who lives here, the Sultan of Brunei?

[Charley] Hey, stick with me, man,

and the world will be your oyster.

[Dylan] Just drive.

Great! Rollins and McKay. Come on in, boys.

I'm glad you could do this on such short notice.

- I'm Tom. - Charley. This is Dylan.

- How you doing? - Welcome.

I always like to say we're on "desert time" here.

If things seem a little too relaxed,

that's because they are.

No problem with me.

We'll work, we'll eat, and you'll stay the night. Hmm?

Building up relationships, to me,

is like building equity.

I couldn't agree with you more.

Good. Lou will show you to your rooms,

you can get refreshed and then we'll get down to it.

Angela is looking forward to a read-through of the script.

- Where is Angela? - She's working out on the patio.

[Charley] Well, she certainly has a lot of presence.

Thanks.

Lou, take their bags to their rooms, will you?

Yes, sir, Mr. Rose.

Oh, guys, hold on a second.

I'll pull Angela from that StairMaster.

So, uh... what business is Tom in

that he needs the bodyguard?

[Charley] He's in, um... vending machines.

Oh, he's in vending machines. Why don't you just say

he was an olive oil importer? You mean the guy's connected?

Dylan, the guy is a serious movie investor.

- He's very knowledgeable. - Doesn't answer my question.

Would you just be cool about it?

He's staked lots of films.

This is a no-brainer.

Yeah. So are you.

Yeah.

[soft music]

[horse whinnying]

This is more like it.

Can you believe how much it's changed in the last ten years?

I don't really know what it was like then.

Totally different.

See all these houses

with the red roofs and swimming pools?

It was just desert before,

a few roadrunners and lots and lots of snakes.

- Calm down there. - It's all right.

You just have his reins too tight

after a long gallop like that.

Thanks.

I guess I'm a little out of practice.

You want some juice or water?

No. I'm fine. Actually,

we should be heading back soon.

Wait a second, we just got going.

We've been out almost an hour, Ray.

Wait a second.

I drove you all the way to Palm Springs.

I'm as nice as possible to your mother.

I'm living with Steve Sanders

and the Village of Drunken Idiots because you asked me to.

And now I can't get more than an hour of your precious time?

You know my mother's moderating a panel this morning.

You know I can't miss it.

Oh, sure, but you can blow me off. Thanks a lot.

- You're not being fair. - I'm being more than fair.

You had all the time yesterday

to prance around half naked

in front of these jerks from KEG House.

I what?

I bought that bathing suit for you.

You can ask Kelly, she was there with me.

In fact, every time I buy anything

it's always, "Will Ray like this?"

Sure. Should we go now?

Look, if you want me to dress differently,

just tell me and I will.

But I can't miss my mother's panel, you know.

What I know is, if you loved me,

I'd be higher on your list of priorities.

- Ray... - And you wouldn't need

all those guys leering at you.

You wouldn't want it.

I don't want it!

[soft rock music]

Brando, I got ice packs,

I got vitamin B, I got crackers.

What do you want?

I just want to die.

- The aspirin didn't work, huh? - Not on this hangover.

Let me see what I got that's stronger.

Just don't let me drink today.

[chuckles] Hey, David, Clare.

Hey. What's going on, man?

What's up, man?

Brandon, nice trunks.

Hi, kids.

Welcome to hell.

Muntz is the devil, steer clear.

I didn't expect to see you here.

You're not seeing me.

I'm somebody else.

I better go look for Alphaville,

tell Donna we're here.

Hey, did Kelly come up with you guys?

Hmm? Nope. No, I haven't seen her. Bye.

Dave?

Yes, sir?

What was that about?

Uh, nothing.

Dave?

Donna already told me

that Kelly's got something going on back home.

Is she seeing Dylan?

No. It isn't Dylan.

But she is seeing someone?

Look, Brandon, you really shouldn't jump

to conclusions or anything.

Dave, don't make me get out

of this pool.

Okay, okay.

[sighs]

Well, we walked in on Kelly last night with...

Alison.

With Alison?

Alison, Alison?

Yeah, Alison, Alison.

I think I have the ticket.

Tabasco.

Forget the Tabasco.

How about a beer?

[chuckling] Oh, boy.

[theme song]