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Honey, we better
get going!

Her plane's going
to be landing in about...

I know. I know.

I just want to make sure
the room looks cozy.

It looks great.
She's gonna love it.

Come on. Let's go.

Well, I hope Brandon remembers
to meet us at the airport.

Of course he will.

- We better call him.
- We better call him.

(phone ringing)

(groans)

Hello.

Oh, good morning, Mrs. Walsh.

(whispers):
I'm not here. I'm gone.

No, you just missed him.

Yeah, he told me
about the barbecue.

Right, I'll see you later.

Bye.

I guess we forgot
to set the alarm
last night.

No, no, no, no, no, youforgot
to set the alarm last night.

I was a little distracted.

I love distractions.

Me, too.

I'm feeling a little weird
about something, though.

What?

Well, besides your parents
and Andrea,

no one else really knows
about us.

Well, that's because pretty much
everyone we know

is out of town this summer.

And now they're coming back.

So that's what
I'm feeling weird about.

All right, I have an idea.

Why don't we just break up

and then we won't have
to tell anybody anything.

Hmm, very funny.

I thought so.

Have you seen my socks?

As a matter of fact I have.

Why are you wearing my socks?

My feet were cold.

Can I have 'em back now?

If you want 'em back,

you're gonna have
to come and get 'em.

You want to make me late,
that's it, right?

No, I just want a little more
distraction.

Well, why didn't you say so?

All right.

Thank you.

(Brandon laughs)

ANNOUNCER (over P.A.): British
Airway passenger Jerry Fusel,

please see the attendant
at gate 62B...

Hey, kids.
Sorry I'm late.

Oh, no, no, you're
right on time.

It's her plane
that's gonna be late.

How late?

Well, let's put it this way.

I think we have time to go out
and get some lunch...

in San Francisco.

You're kidding, right?

I wish we were.

Hey, isn't that David?

Yo, Silver! Dude!

Hey!

How's it going man?

- Good, man.
How you been?
- Good, real good.

What, are you working
in a coffeehouse now?

Hey, that's pretty funny.
When you grow up maybe
you can have one, too.

Eventually.
What are you
doing here?

Well, I just dropped Mel
and Erin off.

They're flying to Cleveland
to, uh, visit the grandparents.

- Ah, very exciting.
- Yeah.

So you and your parents waiting
for Brenda to get in?

No, she's staying
in London all year.

- Really?
- Yeah, she did so well

at the Royal Academy
this summer,

they asked her to become
a full-time student.

Man, that's great for her.

It's very cool for her.

At this rate, we may
never see her again.

(chuckles) So, uh, who are
you guys waiting for?

The girl who's going

to be staying in
Brenda's room this year.

The girl who's gonna be staying
in Brenda's room?

That's right, Silver.

So who is she?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

(dog barking, kids shouting)

(dog barking)

Señor McKay! Señor McKay!

Papa Juarez necesita verte,
necesita verte.

El esta en la cantina.

Parece que es importante,

extremamente importante.

Tell him I'll get there
when I get there.

Estare cuando yo regrese.

So how is this cut
working out for you?

I don't know.

I liked it.

Yeah? Well,
maybe we'll make it

just a little bit more
layered today. I was...

Hi.

I didn't know
she was back in town.

If I didn't know better,

I might think you two weren't
quite so chummy anymore.

Don't blame me.

She's the one who trashed
the friendship.

I'm not blaming
anyone, bubbie.

All I want
are the details.

How dare you side with David
after what he did to me!

Donna, I'm not siding
with David.

I'm just saying
that I can understand

the kind of pressure
he was under.

Oh, you would.

What's that supposed
to mean?

It means that you're
just like Ariel;

you'll do whatever
it takes to get the
guy that you want.

Get a life!
Yeah, I will.

Just stay the hell out
of mine, okay?

Things just started

to get a little weird
toward the end of the year.

It's really nothing worth
getting into.

You two were practically
inseparable.

What happened?

You didn't let a guy come
between you, did you?

Look, Chad, I don't want
to start getting upset, so...

...try to do something
with my hair, okay?

Okay, sweetie.
I'll be back in a sec.

Okay.

So, what are we going to do
with these yo-yos?

♪ ...honest as I can ♪

♪ I wanted you to know ♪

♪ I'm sorry for what I've done ♪

♪ And when I am alone,
I wonder if... ♪

(mimics heart beating)

Tough audience.

You ready
for a little unrolling?

Sure.

Come on.
Okay.

I'm not talking
about anything drastic.

Just thought we'd fool
around a little bit

and see what we can
come up with, okay?

- Okay.
- Trust me.

Hello.

So, when did you get back
in town?

A couple days ago.

My, uh, my dad's
fellowship ended,

so I've been staying
here at the house.

♪ I'm trying to be honest
as I can ♪

Can you forgive me?

I already have.

(both laugh)

I'm so sorry.

I mean, it was so
selfish of me

to tell you to cut David
out of your life.

Well, I probably
should have

after all the pain
he caused you.

Ah. So, how was your summer?

Fun.

How was Houston?

Houston was a blast.

You liked Texas?

No, I loved Texas.

My parents, they belong
to this country club.

It's right on the lake.

And every weekend they have
barbecues and parties.

And I went shopping
and swimming.

And the guys at the club, they
have the most adorable accents,

And they don't give a
hoot if I'm a virgin.

So does this mean
you're over David?
So does this mean
you're over David?

Oh, over and out of my life
for good. Forever.

Good.

So what about you?

Are you back together
with Dylan?

Why? Do I look depressed?

(both laugh)

Well, I am glad we go
to the same salon.

We're glad, too.

Thanks, guys.

Hey, no problem.

Just remember that gratuities
are accepted.

No amount too big.

Don't listen to him.
He's so embarrassing.

Oh, if you're not doing
anything later,

the Walshes are having
a barbecue

to welcome Valerie
to Beverly Hills.
to welcome Valerie
to Beverly Hills.

Okay. Who is Valerie?

Oh, she's the girl that's going
to be staying

in Brenda's room this year.

Brenda's not coming back?

SPORTSCASTER:
Coach Dennis Green...

Well, I finally got a straight
story from the supervisor.

Apparently, one of the
executive vice presidents

of the airlines got a major
case of food poisoning up there

and they had to make an
emergency landing in Denver.

(fans cheering)
Ooh...

Well, apparently, her flight
should be arriving

within the hour, though.

- Thanks, honey.
- That was some hit.

Is it my imagination
or is the NFL camera work

a whole lot better this season?
It seems to be better.

Is it my imagination or are you
two deliberately ignoring me?

We heard everything
you said, honey.

What'd she say?

I have no idea, Dad.

Ha-ha. I just hope poor Valerie
is handling this

flight all right.

I just hope I recognize Valerie.

Last time I saw her
she was 14, a little chubby

and had a mouth full
of hardware.

Well, we saw Valerie
the last time we
were in Buffalo

and she was definitely
past the braces stage.

And she's very excited about
coming here and going to C.U.

and getting to start over
in a whole new place.

I'm sure she is.

So there's no need for anyone
to know what

she's been through
these last few months.

Mom, I am not brain dead,
all right?

Will you give me
a little credit?

SPORTSCASTER:
Diving over right tackle!
Touchdown!

Well, Dad, it seems
the Vikings have this
game wrapped up.

- I'm out of here.
- Where are you going?

Well, this may qualify as a case
of real bizarre timing,

but I think Steve's plane
is coming in from Hawaii...

right about now.

Hey!

Thanks, Howie. I've been
a big fan of yours

ever since the Raiders
moved to L.A.
STEVE: Howie!

It's not gonna be the same
without you.

Well, thanks a lot, buddy.
That's nice of you to say.

Howie, is this your bag?

That's one of them.
Thanks, buddy.

Is that Troy Aikman?

LONG:
Uh...

does he look like Troy Aikman?

Mr. Aikman, Troy,
could you sign my book?

Yeah, sure kid.

- What's your name?
- Steve.

What...

My name is Steve.

Your name's Steve, right.

Yo, Steve.

- Yeah?
- Yeah?

Look at you-- one summer
in Hawaii,

you're a celebrity, Sanders.

Brandon.
Sanders?

I thought you were Aikman.

Only to his closest
friends, man.

(over P.A.):
Delta Airlines passenger

Ken Bird, pick up
a white courtesy telephone...

Don't worry,
he'll get over it.

Brandon, I want you
to meet someone.

Howie Long, this is Brandon
Walsh, my best friend.

Hey, how you doing, buddy?

How you doing, Howie?
Nice to meet you.

Well, look, I'm gonna take off.

Remember,
not a word

to your mom, all right?

Take care.
Your secret's safe
with me, man.

All right.
Take care.

How'd you get to be so
tight with Howie Long?

Well, in classic
Sanders fashion,

I finagled myself an upgrade
into first class,

and there he was,
sitting by the window.

Turns out when he
was a kid he had

some fairly substantial
fantasies about my mom.

What a way to bond.
So how was Hawaii, man?

Oh...
How's Celeste?
Wait, let me guess.

You played golf every
day, you ate ahi tuna,

at night you sucked back
a couple passion fruits,

had a little action
on the beach.

Well, that was July.

And what about August?

In August, she gave me
the big aloha.

Man...

Yeah.

We were snorkeling in Kapalua
Bay one day, and we literally

swam into some guy she knew
from high school.

It turns out he was a great
lost love of her life.

I'm sorry-- I
know you kinda
I'm sorry-- I
know you kinda

had your sights set on
her for the long haul.

Maybe it was for the best.

In fact, I don't think the
timing could've been better.

Be right back.

Really?

Yeah.

You know, after
she bailed,

I'd go out to the
driving range,

knock out a
couple buckets,

and there I'd be,
overlooking the ocean,

trade winds blowing
in my face,

everything smelling
all fresh and tropical,

and all I could
think about

were all the failed
relationships I'd been in.

Uh, Steve, don't get down
on yourself, man.

You'll find the right
girl someday.

I know-- I
already have.

You have?

Yeah, there's only one
girl who matters to me.

We both know
who she is.

We do?

Kelly.

Kelly Taylor?

Kelly is the great
love of my life.

I'm gonna do everything
in my power

to win her over, and
you've gotta help me.

(laughs)

Thank you.

WOMAN (over P.A.):
Nurse Alexander to Admitting.
Nurse Alexander...

Looking for the
scrub soap?

Where'd you
find it?

Well, there's always a supply
by the doctors' sink

in the next room--
it's easy, you know, to open.

You just have to peel it...
and punch it.

Done.
Boy, you sure seem to have
this routine down pat.

(laughs) Force of habit.
I've been on this ward now

every day for the last
three months, but today,

I'm taking home the most
beautiful baby in the world.

Oh, congratulations.

Thank you.

Her name's Hannah,
and my husband should be

giving her the last feeding
as we speak.

That must be
so exciting.

Actually, we're trying to
keep it very low-key.

Why?

Oh, look, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to pry.

No, it's okay.

Actually it's your, uh,
basic war story.

Do you, uh... do you
have a baby here?

Yeah, a little boy.

We had to have him medevaced in
from Riverside.

He's a preemie.

Well, you should definitely
hear our story.

It just happened
a month ago.

They called it graduation day
because it was the day they

told us Hannah was finally
big enough to take home.

My family, my husband's
family, friends,

they were all at our
apartment waiting to welcome
her.

It was going to be
a really great day.

The only problem was,
I refused to take her home.

I kept telling them
something was wrong,

but the doctors and the
nurses kept assuring me

that she was fine,
and I was just nervous

about having to take care
of her by myself.

They said it was a common
thing with mothers of
preemies,

but as the hours went by, I
started to feel the
pressure,

and by that point,
even my husband

thought I was
being ridiculous.

Andrea, it's
getting late.

I'm gonna have to ask
you to reconsider.

So I gave in.

Fine...

I told them, fine, one more
feeding and we'd take her
home.

That's being
sensible.

That's when Jesse commented
how peaceful Hannah seemed

in my arms, and we all looked
and she was turning blue.

Oh, my God!

We've got a
code blue!

What are you doing
with my baby?!

Wait.

(alarm ringing)

Come on, let's move it.

It was the worst 42 seconds
of my life,

but they finally
got her breathing.

And now she's
fully recovered.

What was it?

Well, there was a small tear
in her abdominal wall,

and it caused a strangulation.

The doctors didn't see it
because they weren't

looking for it.

I mean, after all,
it was graduation day.

But if you had listened to them
and taken her home earlier...

She'd be dead.

The one thing I learned
is never be afraid

to follow your instincts--
let them laugh at you,

let them call you
an hysterical mother.

It's doesn't matter,
it's your baby.

I mean, you've
gotta protect him.

I mean, who else is going to?

Here she is.

Here's Mommy.

There's my
little girl.

She's ready
to go home.

Oh, she's
gorgeous.

Thank you.

Good luck.

Thank you.

(coos)

Yeah.

- (cries)
- Ready...?
Oh, okay, bye.

KELLY: How long is
this gonna take?

Kelly, you can't rush
technology.

Wake me when
you're done.

Okay, here we go--
this is it.

(sighs)

(upbeat dance music plays)

(clears throat)

DAVID:
With its motto being
"It's smart to be smart,"

C.U. has taught tens of
thousands of students

over the years, and one of them
happens to be me.

Hi, I'm David Silver.

Hey! Psst!
(clears throat) Over here...

Over, right... there.
Great, that's much better.

Now since the final assignment
in Professor

Langberg's TV Production 201
was to do a short video project,

I have constructed this highly
technical diagram,

just to show you what happened
during my summer vacation.

Now here is...

(whispers):
Down...

Here is when Babyface asked me

to go on tour with him and his
band to Japan.

And here...

and here is when Ariel
threw a party for me

with some of my closest friends
to celebrate my big break.

(photographers clamoring)

Immediately followed
by the long weekend

me and Ariel spent
on her waterbed.

(loud clang)

This is hilarious.

Wait, shh, here's the part
where it gets tragic.

But unfortunately, what goes up
must come down.

So, here is when Babyface
changed his mind

and went on tour without me...

and the next day when Ariel
broke up with me...

And here's the day when the
doctor put me on medication

to treat me for the unexpected
party favor that Ariel gave me.

Crabs?

But don't worry, thanks to the
magic of Pyrinate A-200,

everything turned out okay.

Now, here is where I got
my own dorm room.

Here is where my grandfather
bought me a new car.

And here is the day

when Professor Langberg watched
my video confession.

This is outstanding.

How can I possibly not give this
young man an A+?

DAVID:
Thank you, Professor.

That means I won't be on
academic probation anymore.

That means I can
have a life again.

Hot damn! It is
smart to be smart!

(mock weeping)

KELLY:
Bravo.

Well, I certainly hope Langberg
gave you an A for that.

Actually an A-, but he wants me
to get involved

in the campus TV station
this fall.

It's gonna be
a little different,

but I'm actually
looking forward to it.

That's great.
Thanks.

Well, I'm gonna take the rest of
these boxes up to the dorm

so it'll look like
I never lived here.

Are you gonna go
to the barbecue?

Uh... doubtful.

You're gonna have to run into
her sooner or later.

Yeah, well, I'd prefer later.

Look, I don't
want to ruin

the Walshes' barbecue
or Donna's evening.

Well, for your information,
Donna is doing just fine

without you in her life,
thank you very much.

Well, actually,
I have other plans.

(phone rings)
Hmm! Excuses, excuses.

Don't go anywhere,
I'm not done with you yet.

Hello.

Hi, I was hoping it was you.

- How's Valerie?
- She's great.

She's much more together than I
thought she'd be.

I can't wait for you
to meet her.

Well, when do you want me to
come over?

Actually, I thought I'd come by
and pick you up.

Oh, you don't have to.

Well, I think I want to.

In that case...

Have fun at the barbecue.

You are a coward, David.

I know, I know.

You didn't say anything

to Silver about us, did you?

No. Not to David and not to
Donna, and that was hard.

Well, I think the guy that
it's gonna be

really hard to break it to
is Steve.

He's come back from Hawaii
totally convinced

that you are the true love
of his life.

Please.

Every time Steve gets dumped he
gets sentimental about me.

Hmm, I don't know.

I know how to handle Steve.

It's Dylan I'm worried about.

Yeah.
Me, too.

Señor Dylan, it's good
to see you, my friend.

¿Quieres cerveza?

Sure.

Sorry I'm late.

Must've just, uh, lost
track of time, you know.

Along with how much
money you owe me.

C'mon Juarez.
I've run up a tab before.

Yes, but that's when your
credit cards were good.

Now they bounce
from here to Oaxaca.

You know, if you're gonna talk
about my credit cards that way,

I think we probably
ought to be alone.

I don't think you're
in a position to make
demands, my friend.

Look, you have had a fine time
down here the last two months

with my ladies, my booze, but
now it's time to settle up.

What happened to
you, hombre?
What happened to
you, hombre?

You used to be
worth millions.

I got ripped off.

By who?

They said they were my family.

- Did you go to the police?
- Yeah.

Police showed me pictures of my
family in a mug book.

No wonder you started drinking
again, huh?

Go back to L.A.

Get your house in order.
We'll do business again.

Gracias.

But before you can go,
you must leave something

with me as a show
of good faith.

Like your watch.

That's my father's watch.

Well, I could
take your car.
Well, I could
take your car.

(sighs)

You can have it back
when you pay up.

(doorbell rings)

Aloha!

Steve.

Yes, it is, and fresh
from the Puna Valley

I brought you these
lovely hula orchids,

along with a very
special island welcome.

You shouldn't have.

Of course I should have.

(door opening)

Hey! Taylor, I'm here!

Here we are.

Steve.

What's going on, Bran?

Well, Brandon
just came

to give me a ride
to the barbecue.

That's right. We're
having a barbecue.

(nervous laugh)

So how you
doing, man?

Well, it'd be going a heck
of a lot better

if you'd let me take
Kelly to the barbecue.

If you know
what I'm saying.

Well, um...

I think we
should tell him.

Tell him what?

No.

No...

It just sort of happened
this summer, you know?

Took on a life
of its own.

What about you and me?

Well, we'll always
have high school.

Oh... (sighs)

Oh, don't be mad.

Look, I'm not mad, I just...

When am I ever

gonna find the great
love of mylife?
gonna find the great
love of mylife?

I promise,

I will introduce you
to every new pledge

at the Alpha House, okay?

And I will be scouring
the countryside

for you, my man.

Haven't you done
enough for one day?

No, because

I haven't introduced
you to Valerie yet,

who I happen to think
is pretty cool.

Bra, how cool can she be?

She's from Buffalo.

And what's wrong
with Buffalo?

Buffalo lost three
Super Bowls in a row.

Steve, they've lost

four Super Bowls
in a row,

but what does that have
to do with Valerie?

All right.

Okay.

I'll go to the barbecue.

I wonder how good
grilled orchids taste.

I hear they're not bad
with a little coconut sauce.

He'll get over it.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Mmm. Something smells good.

Well, you
know my father.

He never met a lava
rock he didn't like.

Guys, stop trying to
be so festive, okay?

Hi, everybody.

JIM:
Hey, look
who's here.

Now we can finally eat.

Uh... But first we have a few
introductions to make.

- Brandon?
- Ah, right.

Valerie?

- Hey, Brandon.
- Hi. How you doing?

- Good. How are you?
- Good. I'd like you
to meet some friends of mine.

- This is Kelly Taylor.
- Hi.

Hi. Welcome to L.A.

Thanks. I'm really
happy to be here.
Thanks. I'm really
happy to be here.

This is exactly
where I want to be.

BRANDON:
And this guy
over here is

my best friend.

He just got back
from Hawaii.

Doesn't usually have
that good of a tan...

Oh, well, hello, best
friend. I'm Valerie.

Steve Sanders.

You know, I think you're just

the guy I'm
looking for, Steve Sanders.

Yeah. See what you can do

with this jar
of pickles, will you?

It's stuck.

Sure. Relish is my
specialty, but...

I'll give it a try.

Ooh. A toughie.

My hero.

Thank you.

Anytime.

You know, bud, I don't
think I gave Buffalo

all the credit
that it deserves.

Okay, guys, the ball's coming
in. You ready? Ball's coming in.

Hey, watch it, you
pencil-pusher.

Hey, hey, hey,
Mr. Hollywood.

Put it up, Valerie, put
it up! Come on, Val.

Ohh... double dribble!

Oh, no!

Yes!

STEVE:
What can I say?

She makes me look good.

And that ain't easy.

Need an oxygen
break, Dad?

No, no, no, just
take it out.

STEVE:
Come on, come on.

Oh, come on, just... Oh!

Whoa.
Yes!

Valerie's parents
were our best friends

back in Minnesota.

Yeah, she was telling us.

Before they moved to New York,

we used to spend every
family vacation together.

Well, don't worry, we'll
make her feel right at home.

Thanks.
JIM:
Yes!

What are we gonna do
with all this food?

I know Andrea

and Jesse can't make it,
but what about David?

What about David?

I know for a fact
that he's not coming.

Oh. Well...

That's okay.

Well, I hope he didn't
stay away on my account.

(sighs) Either of you ready
to come in off the bench?

Isn't there some rule about
waiting a half-hour

after you eat before you play?

Uh, unfortunately I... I
brought the wrong shoes.

Hey, Valerie. Come on.

We don't want them to get
back in the game yet.

Next time, I gotta
remember that shoe trick.

Come on.

All right, it's
our ball.

You know, she's really nice.

I can't believe how well
she's handling everything.

What do you mean?

Oh, I probably shouldn't
say anything,

but after the Walshes
and I got back

from Lake Minnetonka...

Whoa, wait a minute.

You were in Minnesota
with the Walshes?

Are you and Brandon...?

Yes.

I knew it.
Don't make a big deal.

Okay? Steve's having
a little trouble

adjusting to the concept.

Well, it looks like
Steve's moved on.

BRANDON:
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, yes!

Another one.
Ohh...

So, tell me, what
happened with Valerie?

Well, we'd all just sat down
for dinner and the phone rang.

(telephone ringing)
Oh, Dad.

Why is it every time I start
to carve, the phone rings?

Honey, I'll get it.

No, no, no. I'm
sure it's for me.

Joe Kawabe's going
through a major audit

and the whole world has
to stop because of it.

He knows we just got home
from our vacation yesterday,

but of course
he can't wait

till Jim gets into
his office tomorrow.

Well, you'll just
have to face it, Mom.

Your husband's a
major power player

in the game of life.

Now, about all this red
meat we've been eating.

You know, Dad ain't
getting any younger

and the chances of a...

It's Abby Malone.

How are things in Buffalo?

Victor committed
suicide last night.

Oh, my God.

Her father?

I probably shouldn't
have said anything.

No, I, I promise I
won't tell a soul.

JIM:
Yes!

- Hey!
- Hi.

Anybody up
for dessert?

Always.

(Kelly chuckles)

How many grams of fat

do you think are in
one slice of this?

Just enough to make it good.

Guys, what are we doing?

Come on, this is
Valerie's first night

in Los Angeles and we're
sitting around here

eating carrot cake?

We should be going out
and showing her the town.

BRANDON:
Oh, whoa, whoa,
Steve, Steve,

the poor girl is
still on Eastern Time.

Actually, I think I'm
getting a second wind.
Actually, I think I'm
getting a second wind.

Well, I think Steve has
an excellent idea.

You should get out
of the house.
Yeah, come on.

Yeah, wait. City Walk at
Universal Studios is open late.

Or you can go
into Hollywood,

look at the footprints
outside the Chinese Theater.

Oh, that's worth seeing.
Sounds like a plan.

You know what, afterwards
we can go to Doheny's.

Everyone at the
beauty salon,

they're saying that's
the hot new club.

Isn't that the place
where Jesse works?

Yeah, that's the place.

Well, do you
think I have time

to go upstairs and change?

I think you have time
to do whatever you want.

I think I'm gonna
like it here.

♪ I been waiting so long
for the good life ♪

♪ Working harder
than I ever did before ♪

♪ No surprises, no compromises ♪

♪ Still you run away
from me at my door ♪

♪ Am I dreaming...? ♪

Hey!

All right, all
right, all right.
Hey!

Whose fake I.D. did you
guys use to get in here?

Oh, come on.

The restaurant's
still open to us young

and impressionable minors.

Yeah. Besides we're
just here to dance.

Speak for yourself.

Hey, I don't think we've met.
I'm Jesse.

Valerie.
Nice to meet you.

A pleasure.
I'm sorry, guys.

Valerie just moved
here from Buffalo,

And Jesse, besides
being married to one

of our closest
friends, is also

on the fast track

to being one of the
hottest young attorneys

in Los Angeles.

I gotta get out
of law school first.

Details, details.

What're you guys
doing here tonight?

We are giving Valerie

the inside tour
of Beverly Hills.

Yes. Now I know where
Corbin Bernsen,

Bruce Springsteen
and Milton Berle live.

Not to mention
the illustrious
Samantha Sanders.

That's right, Steve
had to stop at home

and put his
dancing pumps on.

Speaking of which,
what do you say

we dance?
Okay,

but I don't know
what kinda steps

you guys are
doing out here.
It's okay.

This is California.

Nobody knows
what they're doing.

They just smile
and fake it.

I don't know about Steve

but I've never had
to fake anything.
but I've never had
to fake anything.

Kelly!

♪ You better be ready to see
how true love can be... ♪

♪ ♪

So, uh, Brandon and
Kelly are an item?

STEVE:
Oh, yeah.

It's old news already.

♪ No surprise,
no compromises ♪

♪ Still you run away
from me at my door ♪

♪ Am I dreaming...? ♪

(answering machine beeps)

WOMAN:
Dylan, this is Irma
from the cleaners.

You dropped off
a suede jacket

on a rushorder...
(clearing throat)

...and never picked it up.

Please call and tell us
what to do with it.

DYLAN:
Choke on it.

(beep)

MAN:
Hi. I'm looking
for Mr. McKay.

I'm Bill,
with Friends of the Bay.

You really helped us out
in the past and we're hoping

for a similar contribution
from you this year.

Whatta you say?

I wouldn't count on it, Bill.

(beep)

OPERATOR (English accent):
This is a long distance,

person-to-person call for Dylan
McKay from Brenda Walsh.

Is anyone there
to accept the charges?

(receiver clicks)

(beep)

BRANDON:
Yo, D. August 5th, 9:00.

Brenda asked me to call
and let you know

she's not coming home next week.

They gave her a full
scholarship to RADA

so she's staying in London
for the whole year.

Uh... She said she'll try you
again on the weekend.

Am I a good messenger or what?

Where are you, dude?

Call me sometime. Later.

(beep)

(receiver clicks, dial tone)

"I will not
be in London forever."

Yeah, right.

(beep)

Dylan, this is your mother.

Isn't it just like you
to finally call me

now that you've lost
all your dad's money,

money I never touched.

How couldyou
have been so stupid

as to let those people...

(dance music plays)

Listen, honey, I've
go... I've got some
Kamikazes I've gotta make.

Why don't you tell
Donna all about this?

That's right,
love you, too, bye.

It's Andrea.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, I've been meaning
to call you all day.

Donna, what are you
doing at the bar?

We're showing Brandon's friend
Valerie a good time.

Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward
to meeting her.

So, how was Houston?

Oh, it was great.
But never mind me.
Oh, it was great.
But never mind me.

How come you didn't tell me when
you were taking the baby home?

Oh, after the last fiasco we
decided to keep a low profile.

We'll have a party
for her later, though.

Won't we, baby, huh?

Well, you better.

So how's Jesse doing?

I'd say he's coping,

but I'm curious.

How come he's not working
at a law firm this summer?
How come he's not working
at a law firm this summer?

Because he can make
more money bartending

a couple nights a week
than he can clerking

at the finest law firm in town.

Really?

Yeah. A sad commentary

on the things we value
and the things we pay for.

So Donna, tell me, are there
a lot of lovely ladies

on the premises there?

No, I'm sure he'd rather
be home with you.

Yeah, well he'd better
or I'll brain him.

(loud burp)

Oh, look, I gotta go.

She just spit up.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

Okay, will do.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Bye, Jesse.

♪ What's my name? ♪

♪ It's on the top of my tongue,
it's on the tip ♪

♪ The tip of my tongue, it's on
the tip, tip of my tongue ♪

♪ It's on the tip,
tip of my tongue... ♪

Hey, Donna,
come on, sit down.

We're deciding on whether we
should have Buffalo wings

or zucchini fritters.
What do you think?

Uh, none for me.

Actually, I'm a little tired.

I'm gonna go home.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, really.

Don't mind me. I'm just, uh...

I'm gonna go catch a cab.
Good night.

Is she all right?

Maybe not.

There's young David Silver

right over there.

♪ It's on the tip,
the tip of my tongue ♪

I should have known
something was wrong

when she said
everything was okay.

♪ If you want
good love to last ♪

Hey, Kelly.

Great timing.

Donna...

Look, why don't you
wait upstairs

and we'll all go home
together, okay?

Thanks, but I'd
rather be alone.

All right, but I'm
gonna call you later.

Okay.

♪ Think fast, if you want good
love to last ♪

♪ It's on the tip of my tongue ♪

♪ It's on the tip,
the tip of my tongue ♪

♪ It's on the tip, the tip
of my tongue... ♪

(laughing)

Thank you for another wonderful
evening, Mr. Walsh.

Oh, thank you, Miss Taylor.

We ought to do it
again sometime.

How about right now?

Can't I persuade you
to come inside

for something
warm and cuddly?

You know I'd love to.

But seeing as
it's Val's first night

in the house and everything...

Mm-hmm, I understand.

You do?

I do.

You're not disappointed?

Why would I be?

When my boyfriend is
considerate and sensitive.

I'm not
disappointed, no,

No, I just wish...

Wish what?

I wish you weren't so sexy.

(giggles)

You know, I probably shouldn't
keep Steve and Valerie

waiting too long.

If I know Steve, he's making
good use of his time.

(sighs)

You know another thing that's
great about living on the beach

in Southern California-- all
the stars come out at night.

You know, Steve, I really hate
to break this to you,

but we have stars
in upstate New York, too.

Ah... but our stars
have SAG cards.

Screen Actors' Guild.

Little show business
humor there.

Phew!

You know, you've got the
most incredible eyes

I have ever seen.

Has anyone ever told you that?

Not tonight.

Well, you do.

It's kind of a cross
between Mariah Carey,

Heather Locklear
and Cindy Crawford.

So you're saying
I have six eyes?

No, I'm saying, you have...

Steve...

if you want to kiss me,
go ahead, kiss me.

Damn.

Hey guys, sorry
I kept you waiting.

No problem.

One of you guys want to sit
in the front with me

or should I change
my name to Jeeves?

I will.

Once around the park

- and then home, kids?
- Yeah.

(engine turns, Valerie giggles)

Back to reading Anna
Karenina again, are we?

Well, I've missed having
someone to wait up for.

Well, they should
be home soon.

Jim, I really appreciate
you changing your mind

about letting Valerie
live with us.

With poor Abby struggling
with the little ones,

what choice did we have?

Besides, Valerie's always
been a great kid.

Couldn't turn our back
on her now, could we?
Couldn't turn our back
on her now, could we?

(Valerie giggling)

Well, you must rate pretty high
to have them both stay up.

Hey, what are
you talking about?

I was just hungry,
that's all.

Yeah, you were hungry, Dad.

And Mom's rediscovering
the Russian classics.

Well, it is her first night

in California, Brandon.

And it was a great night.

I had so much fun.

I don't know who
to thank first.

You don't have
to thank anyone.

We're always
here for you.

You know that,
don't you?

I always dreamed
it would be like this.

Come here.

Don't mind her.

She had a couple
too many ginger ales.

One.

DONNA:
I had it together all summer
long, I really did.

I mean, I didn't even shed
one tear over David.

I didn't even think
of him at all.

And now I see him for 15 seconds
a-and I totally go to pieces.

How can he still do this to me?

Because he was your first real
boyfriend, that's why.

I mean, of course you're going
to have strong feelings for him.

That's totally natural.

Well, does he still have strong
feelings for me?

Donna, I don't know.

Well, you talked to him.
What'd he say about me?

The phone's cutting out.

I'm gonna call you back
from inside, okay?

You know, I think
we were both wrong.

I don't think this is fixable.

You know what,
maybe you were right.

I think we need to start
seeing other people.

Yeah, I know how that song goes.

You should.

You taught it to me, remember?

(scoffs)

So, this is it?

That's what it looks like.

(chuckles)
(giggles)

Don't worry, we'll get a system
worked out for the bathroom.

Well, I'm easy.

So, uh, what did you
do with Brenda?

I'd knock. She'd stay
in here for hours.

Well, knock twice if
you really have to go.

Got it.

I hope your first night in L.A.

wasn't too overwhelming.

You always were
a sweet guy, Brandon.

Well, someone's got
to look out for you.

After all, you are the
first girl I ever kissed.

You showed me yours,
I showed you mine.

Yes, I did.

JIM:
Good night, kids.

Good night, Dad.

You know, growing up,

I... I always thought you
guys had the perfect family.

Your parents
were always so warm.

So much fun to be around.

I have a lot of good memories
of your parents, too.

You know, I used
to really envy Brenda

and pray that my life could
be as charmed as hers.

Well, you'll be living in her
room for the next year.

That's a start.

Yeah, I think so.

Good night, Val.

Good night, Brandon.

And hurry up.

Okay.

(dialing)

Ginger, it's me.

Yeah, yeah,
I know it's late,

Sorry, look, I just had
to talk to somebody.

I'm going out
of my mind already.

Yeah, of course
I'm in Beverly Hills.

No, no, I wish.

It's nothing like
I thought it would be.

These people are
such avocado heads.

I mean, they're so
into being from L.A.

Like I really care where
Lucy and Desi used to live.

No, no, I'm serious.

I mean, these kids
I went out with tonight,

they have got to be the
straightest human units

on the planet.

We went to a bar and no one
even tried to get a drink.

(sighs)

Yeah, there is this one guy.

Brandon's best friend,
Steve Sanders.

Yeah. His mom's like
Samantha Sanders.

As in The Hartley House?

He seems kind of dumb,

but I bet he gives
good credit card.
but I bet he gives
good credit card.

The Walshes?

They're harmless.

I'm sure everything will be cool
as long as they don't try

and pull any parental trips
on me.

But if they do, you know me.

I'll just put on
a happy face and dance.