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DAVID:
David and Donna, still here
with you all night long.
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Now call us at 555-KXCU
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because we're totally
interactive radio,
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which means,
you run the show.
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Now that's the
crucial part.
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You're the show
so you call us.
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Now with Rush Week
kicking off tomorrow,
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I would think a lot of you out
there would have some advice
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on scoping out the fraternities
and sororities.
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But if that's not your scene
give us a call at 555-KXCU
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and tell us why.
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Now we have been getting some
calls from our regulars...
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And we thank you...
Yes,
And we thank you...
Yes,
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but we'd like to hear
from some real listeners,
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so please don't call if
your name just happens to be...
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Brandon, Brenda,
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Andrea, Kelly...
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Steve?!
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(pop music playing)
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(sighs)
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This isn't working,
no one is calling us, David.
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Just give it some time.
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It's only been three nights.
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Feels more like three years.
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(cheering)
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{\an8}Hey!
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{\an8}Woo-hoo!
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{\an8}One through ten,
come on.
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{\an8}Right here, right here.
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{\an8}There's your pen, you
do one through three.
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{\an8}You do, uh, four
through seven,
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{\an8}I'll be eight,
nine and ten.
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{\an8}(cheering)
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{\an8}Yeah, come on now!
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{\an8}Oh, all right,
all right.
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{\an8}Very good, yes.
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{\an8}Well done.
You're the one.
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{\an8}(laughs)
{\an8}Hey.
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{\an8}Okay, who's next,
who's next?
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{\an8}Okay, right here,
right here.
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{\an8}Right here,
right here.
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{\an8}Uh, yeah, that's a
pretty strong...
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{\an8}That's good, you can
work on it though.
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{\an8}Oh, unbelievable, yeah.
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I'm taking the fun away.
That's just a six for you.
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Does anyone have
any blush?
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I look dead when
I'm this tired.
You do not.
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Donna, I can't believe I let you
talk me into Sorority Rush.
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BRENDA:
Neither can I.
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But I hope you're right
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about this keeping us
from drifting apart.
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You'll thank me by
the end of the week.
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Suddenly I feel so underdressed.
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You're fine, we're all fine.
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Yeah, well, I hear one sweaty
palm can ruin your chances.
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Great. I have two.
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Just be grateful
you're not exhausted, okay?
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Rush Week, here we come.
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GAMMA GIRLS:
♪ We are the Gammas
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go
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{\an8}♪ People want
to know-o ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who we are
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{\an8}♪ So we tell them
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{\an8}♪ We are the Gammas
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{\an8}♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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{\an8}♪ Everywhere we go
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{\an8}♪ People want to know-o
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{\an8}♪ Who we are
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{\an8}♪ So we tell them
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{\an8}♪ We are the Gammas
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{\an8}♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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{\an8}♪ Everywhere we go
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{\an8}♪ People want
to know-o ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who we are
so we tell them ♪
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{\an8}♪ We are the Gammas
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{\an8}♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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{\an8}♪ Everywhere we go
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{\an8}♪ People want to know-o...
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{\an8}Somehow I doubt they do this
at Yale.
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♪ We are the
Gammas... ♪
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Let's go.
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♪ People want to know-o
who we are... ♪
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Hut!
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{\an8}All right,
all right,
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{\an8}all right...
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{\an8}Oh!
{\an8}Come on.
{\an8}Oh!
{\an8}Come on.
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You're in my zone
now, Walsh.
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When are you gonna
learn?
I learned.
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Keep talkin',
John.
Anything broken?
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No, I'm fine, but
thanks for caring.
Guys, guys,
No, I'm fine, but
thanks for caring.
Guys, guys,
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the sorority stampede is
in progress.
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Whatta you say you guys give up?
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Come on, man,
give us one last down.
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One more down.
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Blue deep, ready?
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ALL:
Ready.
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Go, Johnny.
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Come on, Brandon, come on.
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Come on.
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Hut!
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Yeah!
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(laughing)
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JOHN:
Don't rub it
in, Walsh.
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Never forget, you're
a freshman.
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As long as you don't forget
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that a freshman just kicked
your butt.
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Well, it's been real, gentlemen.
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Stick around, man.
Watch the parade.
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Ah, thanks, Charlie,
but I've just got enough time
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to hit the showers and get over
to Student Union.
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Wait, wait, w-wait a minute, you
got something better to do
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than hang out
with us Keggers?
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Sue me. I have a life.
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You're breaking
our hearts.
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Take it easy.
See you later, man.
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Catch up with
you in a sec.
Good game, bro.
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Hey, Bran?
Yeah?
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KEG House doesn't
do a formal rush.
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It's more like hanging
out with who knows who.
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If the president
asks you
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to stick around
you shouldn't blow him off.
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I'm not blowing him off.
I've got people to meet.
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You see that, that right there,
that's the wrong attitude.
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So watching sorority
girls on parade
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for the rest of the
day is mandatory?
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Maybe not.
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But the house party tomorrow
night definitely is.
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Remember, this is
our fraternity.
Right.
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And I told you, bro, I
will be there, so shaa.
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(hands smack)
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Okay, this one right here
in the blue-- very good.
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Yes, well done,
definitely an eight.
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I'd give her more
than an eight.
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Are you guys crazy?
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You trying to get us thrown
off campus or what?
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It's the '90s, gentlemen.
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Try to show
a little sensitivity.
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(huffs)
(Steve chuckles)
(huffs)
(Steve chuckles)
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Killjoy.
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Yo, man, I'll be right back.
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Come on, we have
14 houses to see.
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Hi, Kelly.
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Hi, John.
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It's been a long time.
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Hmm, not long enough.
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BRENDA:
I guess you're not going
to introduce us.
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Huh?
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You know Kelly?
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Kind of.
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I asked her out in the ninth
grade; she turned me down.
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She turned you down?
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Yeah, come on.
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BRANDON:
So...
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this is the Student Senate?
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Does the faculty have it
this good?
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They're just
the teachers.
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We're the people who
really run this place.
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Hi.
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I'm Angela Rhodes.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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So how'd you make out
with our favorite dean?
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(sighing):
The man is from Mars.
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It went that well, huh?
We'll talk
about it later.
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(chuckles)
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So... Josh has told me
a lot about you
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and your famous march
on the school board.
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I assume that's why I'm here.
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So you know that
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we have an opening on our slate
for freshman representative
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to the Student Senate.
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Does that
interest you?
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Yes, I'd be very interested
in it.
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We were hoping you
would say that.
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But you gotta know that a girl
passing out in her prom dress
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is not our kind of issue.
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Well, that wasn't
our issue either.
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We had a school board
superintendent
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who was trying to
sneak through
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dress codes
and rules about drinking
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without any student input.
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There was no public
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debate, no notification,
no nothing.
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That was our issue.
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Better.
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But I still don't know
what you're about.
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All I know is that you're
from, uh, Beverly Hills.
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Well, I think you can tell
by the way I'm dressed
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that I'm not going to give up
shopping on Rodeo Drive
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without a big floor fight,
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I'll tell ya.
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Listen, guys,
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I just don't want to coast
through college.
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This is important to me.
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Okay, well, thank you
for your time.
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That's it?
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We'll let you know.
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Nice to meet
you, Brandon.
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Nice meeting you, too.
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See ya.
See ya, man.
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KELLY:
This house is beautiful.
I could almost see myself here.
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DONNA:
Almost? It's the Alpha
Omega House.
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Their philanthropy is
Downey House for Children,
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their flower is fleur-de-lis and
their colors are rose and buff.
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Oh, I look horrible in buff.
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Well, with 30 seconds
left to go
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I finally meet
the fab four
from West Beverly.
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Someone's been talking
about us?
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Let's see, uh,
summer camp counselors,
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elementary school charities,
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a Spring Queen, valedictorian.
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You guys could start
your own sorority.
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(bell ringing)
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Well... this is why
they call it rush.
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Excuse me...
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It was a sincere
pleasure to meet you.
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We may not see all
of you again, so...
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ALL:
Hasta la vista, baby!
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Thanks.
Thanks for coming.
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DONNA:
Oh, it's perfect!
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KELLY:
Yeah, except their brother
fraternity is the Keg House.
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Well, that's Steve's house.
And maybe Brandon's.
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It's also John Sears'.
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Is that the guy that you
wouldn't talk to before?
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Kelly, come on--
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inquiring minds would
really like to know.
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Kelly went out with
him in ninth grade.
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I had a huge crush
on him during my
walk-all-over-me phase.
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Well, who could
blame you?
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He turned out to be
the biggest jerk.
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I spent one highly
regrettable night
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with him and his
parents' champagne.
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The next day he told
every senior he knew.
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And he made up
stuff, too.
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He has a fertile imagination.
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If he opens his big mouth,
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I will have doors slamming
in my face
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all up and down Sorority Row.
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Kelly, any sorority would
love to have you.
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Don't count on it.
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A bad rep is the kiss of death.
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Even past tense.
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Yeah, well, I can't talk
right now...
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Hi.
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Well, this is an Andrea
Zuckerman I haven't seen before.
250
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,953
Why, thank you,
Mr. Dan Rubin.
251
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,955
I should be
thanking you, right?
252
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,222
Absolutely.
253
00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,490
You look great.
What's the occasion?
254
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,125
I'm rushing.
255
00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,227
As in... rushing?
256
00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:57,796
Surprise, surprise.
257
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,631
Well, which one of the houses do
you like the best?
258
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,735
Well, my friends and I like
Alpha Omega the best.
259
00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,137
Really?
260
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,872
I would have, uh,
261
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,842
thought you'd be zeroing
in on the Jewish sororities.
262
00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,510
Oh. And if I was Asian,
263
00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:14,279
I should only look
at Asian sororities?
264
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,814
If I was African-American,
265
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,616
I should only look at
African-American sororities?
266
00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,452
Some kind of resident
advisor you are.
267
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,388
I didn't invent the system.
268
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,656
But I bet in the end,
269
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,759
you'll find yourself
in a Jewish sorority.
270
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,795
Are you saying that there's
anti-Semitism?
271
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:34,400
No, just birds of a feather
flocking together.
272
00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,636
You know what I think?
273
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,771
The minute someone shows
a little enthusiasm,
274
00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,241
the cynics of the world
get nervous.
275
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,779
Have a nice day, counselor.
276
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,856
Hey, stranger.
277
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,324
Hey.
278
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,358
Where you hiding
yourself?
279
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,826
Oh, over at Sorority Row,
280
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,762
watching everybody
out-smile each other.
281
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,163
Yeah, well, Kelly's been
telling me a lot about it.
282
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,431
So please, spare me.
283
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,399
Boy, I don't believe
my luck.
284
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,800
This is the second
school in a row
285
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,435
that I didn't even get
the classes that I wanted.
286
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,736
Really? 'Cause I
got everything.
287
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:14,372
English 135B.
I'm in this class, too.
288
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,274
Poetry of the
Young Romantics.
289
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,776
You are?
Mm-hmm.
290
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,944
Every Monday, Wednesday
and Friday, Lindley Hall.
291
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:21,579
Well, great. You can help me
with my homework.
292
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,014
Mm. You want to get
some coffee?
293
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,783
Uh, no, I'm sorry.
294
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,619
I've got to go meet the girls
for a Rush Week recap.
295
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,855
Brenda, are you really
into that?
296
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,891
I'm trying.
297
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,399
(mumbles):
Thanks, guys.
298
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,601
Hey there, Mr. Walsh.
Yeah?
Hey there, Mr. Walsh.
Yeah?
299
00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,336
We were just about to call
your house.
300
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:46,671
Congratulations, Mr. Senator.
301
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:47,972
Well, thank you.
302
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,007
You guys were a tough room.
303
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,708
ANGELA:
Well, now we have
to get you elected.
304
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,043
So, we should talk
strategy.
305
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,578
And finalize
the party platform.
306
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,180
Great. I'll be there.
307
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,347
You're going to be
very busy.
308
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,850
I was hoping you'd say that.
309
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,485
Hey, Steve!
310
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,853
John!
311
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,789
Brand!
Yo, Sanders, come on.
312
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,795
Uh, they must still be mad
313
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,931
since I trounced 'em
in the football game today.
314
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,165
How do you know
those guys?
315
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,000
Steve, the blonde one, is
316
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,902
a buddy of mine
from high school.
317
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,637
Oh, high school
buddies, huh?
318
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:20,872
Yeah.
319
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,808
Well, you're not in high
school anymore, Brandon.
320
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,611
Yeah, so, we'll catch up
with you.
321
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:27,980
Right.
322
00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,155
Walsh party for four,
over there.
323
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,623
Oh!
324
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,058
I'm so pleased
you could join us.
325
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,326
I know I'm late.
I'm sorry.
326
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,994
Really late.
Really, really late.
Really late.
Really, really late.
327
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,230
Well, I'm really, really sorry,
but I don't understand
328
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,531
why we have to open up
329
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,266
the first round of sorority
invitations together.
330
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,136
All for one and one for all.
331
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,203
Well, come on, let's do it
332
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,938
so I can grab a nap
before the radio show.
333
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,540
I'm so nervous.
How can they make cuts
334
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,241
based on meeting us once?
335
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,575
Just relax, okay?
336
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,344
Ready? All together...
337
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,345
Go.
338
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:05,350
Alpha!
339
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,385
Yes! We are on our way.
340
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,287
Now I remember why
I did this with you guys.
341
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,789
We made it through the first
cut, but pace yourself, ladies,
342
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,158
there are two more rounds to go.
343
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,427
Two more rounds?
344
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,129
JIM:
My son, the senator,
345
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,765
the next Jack Kennedy
right here!
346
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,468
Dad, I said "Student Senate."
Did you hear me say "Stude...?"
347
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,769
You heard me, didn't you, Mom?
348
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,871
All right, all right,
but a lot of very
349
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,139
important people got
started just this way.
350
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,008
How do you think future
presidents of the United States
351
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,010
learn the ropes?
352
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,679
Would you tell him
to get a grip, Mom?
353
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,046
Get a grip.
354
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:35,980
Get a grip, Dad.
355
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,148
Hey, hey.
356
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,683
Hey.
357
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,051
Did you hear what happened
to your brother?
358
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,053
Yes, and I'm hoping
it will lead
359
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,655
to a better parking spot on
campus for his sister.
360
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,123
Ah, don't worry, my sister,
361
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,624
I will not forget
the little people.
362
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,126
JIM:
There you go.
363
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,961
(Irish accent):
Now you're talkin'
like a politician, son.
364
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,462
So what does this
365
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:52,697
Progressive Party stand for?
366
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,899
Uh, good stuff. Um...
367
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,634
You know, they take
a hard line on racism,
368
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:57,802
elitism, chauvinism,
369
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,370
sexism.
370
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:00,673
Your basic isms.
371
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,974
The politically
correct crowd.
372
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,742
Call it what you will.
373
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,711
What are they going
to think about you partying
374
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,280
till you drop
at the KEG House?
375
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,381
KEG's progressive.
376
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,684
Oh, right, they, uh, recycle
their beer bottles.
377
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,255
That's right, and I'm sure
it'll be just fine.
378
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,089
Well, you're lucky.
379
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,525
When we were in college,
things got kinda polarized.
380
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,659
Well, that's for sure.
381
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,194
Somehow the way
people felt
382
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:26,030
about fraternities and
sororities got all tangled up
383
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,899
with how they felt
about the Vietnam War.
384
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,101
Yeah, and it wasn't
always friendly.
385
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,737
The Greeks were perceived
to be pretty conservative.
386
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,571
Well, I wouldn't
387
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,539
worry about it, guys.
388
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,873
And in case
389
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,644
you haven't heard,
the war's over.
390
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,013
DAVID:
Hello, Los Angeles.
391
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,749
It's 2:00 in the morning
and you've guessed it,
392
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,051
this is David and Donna
with you till dawn.
393
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:47,952
And we're
totally interactive radio...
394
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:48,886
No. No, no, no, no, no!
395
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,355
No, we're not totally
interactive.
396
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,656
We're not totally interactive
at all.
397
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,125
What we are is exhausted.
398
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,962
Put on some music, okay?
399
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,564
Well, what do you want to hear?
400
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,002
Obviously, whatever's
in the CD player.
401
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,505
Ah! There's nothing
in the CD player.
402
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:10,008
Donna, there's nothing in
the CD player
403
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,644
because you forgot
to load up the CD player.
404
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,712
Now I think our audience
deserves better than that.
405
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:18,283
Ah, audience, David.
What audience?
406
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,218
There's no one out there!
407
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,787
That's because
you're screaming at them.
408
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:26,291
What are you cueing up?
409
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,293
Whatever's on
the turntable.
410
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:32,630
♪ Lost in your romance
411
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,465
♪ Lost in your slow dance
412
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:38,503
(phone rings)
413
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,539
Problems, kids.
414
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,107
Pronto.
415
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,475
Brandon, it's me.
416
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,443
I'm downstairs.
417
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,111
Downstairs where?
418
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,746
Downstairs your house.
419
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,315
I saw your light on.
420
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,183
I didn't want to wake everybody
up by ringing the doorbell.
421
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,118
And what about the phone, Steve?
422
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,654
Isn't it possible that a ringing
phone could wake someone?
423
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,691
Just get your butt down here and
spare me the lecture, okay?!
424
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,061
And to what do I owe
this unexpected pleasure?
425
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:03,828
I couldn't sleep.
426
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:04,762
It's probably
nothing, but...
427
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:05,997
Of course.
428
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,132
That's why you came all the way
over here
429
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,101
in the middle of the night.
430
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,302
You're coming
to that party, right?
431
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,804
I told you
I'd be there, yeah.
432
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,672
Keg House Rush
is that party,
433
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,240
so be on your
best behavior.
434
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,443
Did you come all the way over
here just to tell me that?
435
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:22,481
No, I couldn't help thinking
about what John Sears said.
436
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,248
What are you doing
hanging out
437
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,616
with those political guys
at the Student Union for?
438
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,585
Because they're running me
for Student Senate.
439
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:28,653
Oh, great.
440
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,455
The KEG House is
gonna flip over that.
441
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,756
Steve, I thought
maybe you'd at least feign
442
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,791
a little excitement for me.
443
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,193
Don't expect me
to be too stoked.
444
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,295
Those guys have it in
for Greek life.
445
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,364
I don't think they even care
about Greek life.
446
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,967
All I know is the KEG crew
hates their guts, okay?
447
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,836
Sears said he doesn't
even allow the pledges
448
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,938
to hang out with any of
those campus weasels.
449
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,139
I really don't care, man.
450
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,774
I thought we were going
to stick together!
451
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:50,908
We are.
452
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,543
I get this bad feeling,
453
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,880
like joining this fraternity is
gonna cost me my best friend.
454
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,382
Come on, man,
you're being stupid.
455
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,550
You gotta make
a choice, Brandon.
456
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,686
Not at 2:00 in the
morning, I don't.
457
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,721
Relax.
I'll be at the party.
458
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,723
Now go home and get
some sleep, all right?
459
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,160
Don't say
I didn't warn you.
460
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,035
ANDREA:
Have you ever seen
461
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,338
so many
perfect-looking people?
462
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,173
What planet are we on?
463
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,408
KELLY:
Okay, ladies,
464
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,978
on the count of three,
mingle and impress.
465
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:33,050
So are you narrowing
your choices down?
466
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:36,354
Well, I, um, I really love
the feel of this place.
467
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,755
Thanks.
468
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,358
I know this is going to sound
too good to be true,
469
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,593
but we really are a family here.
470
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:48,065
And, um, we're looking for
people who might fit in.
471
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,100
Pretty big family.
472
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,902
Yeah, tell me about it.
I'm an only child.
473
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,403
So am I!
474
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,605
Well, that's not
all we have in common.
475
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,608
I was the editor of my high
school newspaper, too.
476
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,877
Did you try out for the paper
here when you were a freshman?
477
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,579
Yeah. Yeah, I did,
478
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,515
until they asked me
to review a friend's play.
479
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,918
I had to review
a friend's restaurant.
480
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,719
I wish I'd met you last week.
481
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,954
I could have used your advice.
482
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,623
You want some advice?
483
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,958
Think Alpha House.
484
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,694
Come on.
I'll show you around.
485
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,934
(loud rock playing)
486
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,936
(music plays louder)
487
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,905
(door opens)
488
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,942
Can that be any louder?
489
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,243
It's metal rap. You like it?
490
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,312
(lowers volume)
491
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,280
No. I'm trying to sleep.
492
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,683
The sorority is having
a '70s party
493
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,219
at the KEG House tonight
and I'm exhausted.
494
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,423
Well, who said you had to rush
a sorority in the first place?
495
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,527
I heard that, David.
It wasn't very nice.
496
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,428
(music stops)
497
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,431
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come here.
498
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,133
I'm sorry.
499
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,136
I got to take a nap.
500
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:03,608
Yeah, well, uh, I know
what I want to do right now.
501
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,712
So do I... sleep.
502
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:15,521
Okay.
503
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,723
It is a theme party
at Steve's fraternity.
504
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,658
Yeah, what's the theme?
505
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,793
One of the great ones, you know,
man vs. nature?
506
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,129
Appearance vs. reality?
507
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,497
Disco Fever.
508
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,032
Ah, well, I'll tell you what,
509
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,201
I missed Disco Fever
the first time around, Kel.
510
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,636
What makes you think
I want to catch it now?
511
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,671
For me?
Can't you just break
512
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,806
your little no-frat rule
just this once?
513
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,275
Please?
514
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,610
Listen, I thought we agreed
we'd go our separate ways
515
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,678
on this party hearty stuff.
516
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,648
Fine. Forget I ever asked you.
517
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:44,615
Do you hate me?
518
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:48,953
Yes, I hate you,
but I love you more.
519
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,088
Good.
520
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,690
I'll talk to you later.
521
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,858
Okay.
522
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,293
Good-bye.
523
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,695
Bye.
524
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:06,537
♪ There's no one who knows
each step you take ♪
525
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,506
♪ Every move you make
526
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,507
(laughs)
527
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,442
God, I love college!
528
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,144
Classes haven't even
started yet.
529
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,078
Classes?
530
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,646
This is the best.
It's the best!
531
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,214
Do me a favor and tell Brandon,
that, okay?
532
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,182
Would you like to dance?
533
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,084
The best!
534
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,552
Donna, wake up!
535
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,356
Oh! Oh, we gotta keep moving
or I'm gonna crash. Come on.
536
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,695
Yeah, she's rushing
Alpha House.
537
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,800
Hey, are John
and Leslie tight?
538
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,103
John and everybody are tight.
539
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,573
Hey, you knew him
at West Beverly, right?
540
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,275
Why? Did he say I did?
541
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,409
He remembers you fondly.
542
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,278
Give me the gory details.
543
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,412
What exactly did he say?
544
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,715
He said he had a thing for you,
545
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,416
but you weren't interested.
546
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,051
(techno-pop playing)
547
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,887
I love this song.
548
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:15,072
♪ I love the way you look at me
and everything disappears ♪
549
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:18,442
♪ You're all I see
550
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,613
♪ I could stare at you
for a million years ♪
♪ I could stare at you
for a million years ♪
551
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:26,384
♪ I found my happy ending
552
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:29,453
♪ Forever worth defending
553
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,590
♪ Your heart next to mine,
there's no sense of time ♪
554
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:36,695
♪ And I know
I'm eternally yours... ♪
555
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,799
Oh, Brandon, why am I not
having any fun?
556
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,302
Well, for starters Bren, you're
not wearing your platform shoes.
557
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:47,371
Well, if that would
help I would, believe me.
558
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,273
I mean usually,
I have fun at parties.
559
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,276
This isn't a party, Bren,
this is a way of life.
560
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,846
Yeah, well, I like the
idea of all of us having
something together, but...
561
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:57,782
I guess I'm just
not a joiner.
562
00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,051
Substitute the word
"fraternity" for "sorority"
563
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,986
and you've just described what's
going on between me and Steve.
564
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,155
Could it be that
we're related?
565
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:04,955
DIXON:
Hey, hey, hey.
566
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,091
Hey, Mr. KEG man.
567
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,894
So, you and your girlfriend up
to a little nine ball?
568
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,563
I'm not his girlfriend.
569
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:14,298
I'm his sister.
570
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,367
And thanks for the offer,
but no, I'm leaving.
571
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:17,835
Bye, babe.
Night, Bren.
572
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,304
Your sister is cute.
573
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:21,505
Is she available?
574
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,941
Don't even think about it, man.
575
00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:25,977
Get out of here!
576
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,547
John is an incredible guy.
577
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,115
I didn't realize
you knew him.
578
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,718
Actually, I haven't said a word
to John in over three years.
579
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:37,621
Well, uh, looks like
you might be able to
make up for lost time.
580
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,191
Now's your
chance.
Hi.
Now's your
chance.
Hi.
581
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,125
Hi.
582
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:43,829
Let's go dance.
583
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,165
So, you having a good time?
584
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,868
Yeah, everybody is.
585
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,703
Wow, you look dazzling.
586
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,505
Must be the polyester.
587
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:55,906
I'm really glad
you made it.
588
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:57,374
A bit surprised,
too, actually.
589
00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,610
I was afraid you
weren't gonna show up.
590
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:01,378
I don't get it.
591
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:02,913
Aren't you the same guy
who spent a year
592
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:03,948
trying to ruin my life?
593
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,550
No, I'm not
that guy anymore.
594
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,787
Do you wanna go outside?
It's quieter.
595
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,535
I owe you a big apology.
596
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,805
Yeah, you do.
597
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,442
I've really tried to grow
up since then, Kelly.
598
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,110
Have you had any success?
599
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,813
You could find out for yourself.
600
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,249
You've changed a lot.
Maybe I have, too.
601
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,117
DONNA:
Kelly,
602
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,953
we're about to take off.
603
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:45,357
Uh, Donna, this is
John Sears.
604
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,458
This is my
roommate, Donna.
Hi.
605
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,326
I know who he is.
606
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:51,562
Well, we better
get going.
607
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:54,766
Actually, I think I'm
gonna stick around.
608
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,903
John and I have some
catching up to do.
609
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,070
Are you sure?
610
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:01,873
Yeah.
611
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:04,909
Okay.
612
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,912
Well, there's always 911.
613
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:11,649
I can guess what that was about.
614
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,918
She has a good memory.
615
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,354
Fair enough.
616
00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:18,089
You want to dance?
617
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:20,759
Sure.
618
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,402
So, you always dress like
Donny Osmond, man?
619
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,239
Only when the frat throws
a Disco Fever party.
620
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,342
How did a comedy genius
like yourself
621
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:39,944
ever become the president
of Animal House?
622
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,745
Well, I look good
in a jacket and tie
623
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:43,581
promising the disciplinary
committee,
624
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:44,982
"It will never ever happen
again, sir."
625
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:48,018
I've done enough
of that myself.
626
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,322
Two Boy Scouts.
627
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,656
You know where Oroville is?
628
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,757
No, I don't think so.
629
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:54,592
In the mountains,
630
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:56,894
north of Sacramento.
631
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,230
We have two attractions.
632
00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:00,331
The ice breaking
633
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:05,036
on Oro Lake in the spring
and high school sports.
634
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:09,473
Ten kids from Oro made it
to college my senior year.
635
00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,308
I came here to
play football.
636
00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:12,643
So why aren't you playing?
637
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:15,980
Tore up my shoulder halfway
through the sophomore season.
638
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,582
The second the
doctors gave up,
639
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,651
the coaches, players,
and cheerleaders
640
00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:22,287
they all disappeared.
641
00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:23,988
But my fraternity brothers...
642
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:25,890
They made you president.
643
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,791
The best people in
this whole school
644
00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:30,561
are right here at
Kappa Epsilon Gamma.
645
00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,329
Including Steve Sanders.
646
00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:35,799
Well, he's no model citizen,
but he is a good friend, man.
647
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,836
You know, he talks about
you all the time.
648
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,904
He thinks of you
as a brother.
649
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,172
I feel the same
way about him.
650
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,441
He also says you might be
running for Student Senate.
651
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:46,745
Yeah, with the Progressives.
652
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,149
What do you think
about that?
653
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:55,986
Well, I think that nobody here
is trying to pressure you
654
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:59,023
into anything one way
or the other.
655
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:02,327
But you can't
have both, Brandon.
656
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,864
And I hope you appreciate what
you might be passing up.
657
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,838
I can't believe that you have
one of these every week.
658
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,141
Friday nights at
the KEG House.
659
00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:19,410
The one thing around here
that you can count on.
660
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,679
And one of the advantages
to being an Alpha.
661
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,114
And there seems to be
the right mix of, uh...
662
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,516
Cute guys?
663
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:26,951
Yeah, that's right.
664
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:28,986
You know, I should
probably warn you
665
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,688
that you're not going to find
a lot of Jewish guys here.
666
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,323
Is that a problem?
667
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:33,624
Why would it be?
668
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,093
No reason.
669
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,428
Oh there's the head of
the Inter-Greek Council.
670
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,864
I've got to go catch her
before she leaves.
671
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,476
Hey, I see somebody bailed
from the party early.
672
00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:53,877
Did you have a good time?
673
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,412
I OD'd.
674
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,715
Over discoed.
Yeah.
675
00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,550
Was Kelly having a good time?
676
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,452
Yeah, everybody was.
677
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,187
Not everybody, 'cause
you're sitting here.
678
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,756
Hey, you weren't even brave
enough to give it a try.
679
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:07,492
I just wasn't that
stupid, Bren.
680
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,095
I just thought that
if there was anything
681
00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,696
Kelly, Donna and Andrea and I
could do together
682
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:14,198
it would be join a sorority.
683
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,399
But I just can't.
684
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,035
So, don't.
685
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:19,737
I guess I'm afraid
686
00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:21,005
that I'm going to lose
my friends.
687
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,440
Hmm.
688
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:25,009
Well, to tell you the truth,
Bren, I couldn't really
689
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,344
see myself with the sorority
girl type either.
690
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:29,780
But Kelly seems
to enjoy it. It's...
691
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,316
It's probably harmless.
692
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,186
I mean it, really, it's fine.
693
00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:38,589
So what're you saying?
I should just join the sorority
694
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,391
with the others?
No.
695
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:43,027
I'm saying that you should do
what is right for you
696
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:45,296
and the rest of it will
take care of itself.
697
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:54,038
DAVID:
This is David and Donna...
698
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,639
All by ourselves.
699
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,807
Give us a call.
700
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,442
We're waiting.
701
00:27:58,443 --> 00:27:59,877
Oh, please.
702
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,578
No one's gonna call.
703
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,013
See? Look.
704
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:07,451
No calls, nothing, zippo,
less than zippo.
705
00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:09,920
I mean, what do guys know about
waiting for someone to call?
706
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:12,524
You're losing it.
707
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,992
Oh, sure, you
would think so.
708
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:17,828
But all you girls out
there, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
709
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:21,331
I mean, you can sit and wait
forever for a guy to call you,
710
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,500
but then when he wants
you, he's all over you.
711
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,235
Like David here.
712
00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:27,405
This afternoon he couldn't
leave me alone, could you?
713
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,542
I was happy to see you.
714
00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:34,478
Well, gals, here's
a little riddle for you.
715
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:38,283
What starts pawing you the
second you get home 'cause
they're happy to see you?
716
00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:39,851
You give up?
717
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:43,621
Bow wow. Woof, woof.
D-O-G. Dog!
718
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,523
Are you calling me a dog?
719
00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:49,593
Honey, if the fur
fits, wear it.
720
00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:51,428
Ooh!
721
00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:52,696
Ah...
722
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:53,797
Cool bit, huh?
723
00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:57,701
Yeah, yeah, you're
a major talent.
724
00:28:57,702 --> 00:29:00,772
It's a real honor to share
a booth with you.
725
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,007
DONNA:
David, don't be mad at me.
726
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,309
I thought the dog bit was funny.
727
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:06,977
DAVID:
Donna, your mic is on.
728
00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:09,813
JOHN:
I can't believe you
actually know these two.
729
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,548
Donna hasn't
slept all week.
730
00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:13,951
She's usually
not this bad.
731
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,486
Or maybe she is.
732
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:16,687
Yeah, she's pretty wacky.
733
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,422
You don't have to
live with them.
734
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,759
Well, I'd trade places with them
in a minute to be closer to you.
735
00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:27,365
What kind of line is that?
You haven't changed at all.
736
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,874
John, I have a boyfriend.
737
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,742
Well, where is he?
738
00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:41,211
'Cause if you were my girlfriend
I'd be with you at every party
739
00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:43,580
just to keep guys like me
from crawling all over you.
740
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:46,984
Well, Dylan's not
that big on parties.
741
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:49,287
Maybe Dylan's not
that big on you.
742
00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,222
He is.
743
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:53,458
You don't know anything
about him.
744
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,994
I better go.
745
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:57,662
Can I call you?
746
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:01,431
It's been really good
to see you again,
747
00:30:01,432 --> 00:30:03,234
but I'd rather you didn't.
748
00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:07,539
I might anyway.
749
00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:24,421
Surprise. Surprise.
750
00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:27,124
Is something wrong?
751
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:31,061
The party was over and I didn't
have anybody to go home with.
752
00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:34,399
Well, you're home now.
753
00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:38,368
I missed you.
754
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,872
I missed you, too.
755
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,345
Dylan, I was
wondering something.
756
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,180
What?
757
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,851
Why can't you be more
like everybody else?
758
00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:01,593
Is that really
what you want?
759
00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,596
No.
760
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:08,199
Not really.
761
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,602
I didn't think so.
762
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,780
I don't want to talk about it.
763
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:24,982
I'm sure no one
was even listening.
764
00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:26,383
(Brandon and Steve
barking)
765
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:27,684
Yeah, except our
closest friends.
766
00:31:27,685 --> 00:31:28,919
David!
767
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,354
(barking)
Thanks, guys.
768
00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:31,622
What are friends for?
769
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:32,623
(chuckling)
770
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:33,657
Come on, admit it, brother.
771
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:34,858
All right, all right,
all right,
772
00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:35,859
the brothers know
how to party.
773
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,027
You happy now?
774
00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:38,228
I'm getting there.
775
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,763
Well, I like that
Charlie Dixon.
776
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:40,831
He's a classy guy.
777
00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:42,466
The whole fraternity
is classy, Brandon.
778
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,101
From what my sources
tell me,
779
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:46,203
to pledge all we have to do
is show up on Saturday.
780
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,238
Brandon, you got the word
on the meeting tonight?
781
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:50,540
Yeah, 8:00 sharp.
Student Senate room.
782
00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:52,442
Right, we'll be going over
the fine print
783
00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:54,478
in the platform,
so be ready for
a long night.
784
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:56,546
Cool.
Oh, uh, Steve Sanders.
785
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:57,714
Josh Richland.
Josh. Steve.
786
00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:58,615
Hello.
A pleasure.
787
00:31:58,616 --> 00:31:59,550
Right.
788
00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:00,985
Anyway,
789
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:02,052
there's some other stuff
we should talk about,
790
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,186
but we can do it later.
791
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:04,322
Sure.
792
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:07,324
Ooh, finalize the fine print.
793
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,426
Now that sounds
like a party, man.
794
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:12,195
There is no way a fraternity
can compete with that.
795
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:13,463
Yeah, right.
796
00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:15,699
It's not like my being Jewish
is a secret.
797
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,868
I mean, how many Zuckermans
have you met who aren't Jewish?
798
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,536
Told you so.
799
00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:21,238
See, but maybe she didn't
mean anything by it.
800
00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:22,440
Maybe.
801
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,574
Could be there's
a bounty for the Alpha
802
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:26,144
that bags the most
Jewish girls.
803
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,078
Yeah, but then
why would she care
804
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,314
if I dated only Jewish guys?
805
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,115
Do you only date
Jewish guys?
806
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,818
(sighs):
After this, maybe I will.
807
00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:35,752
Good.
808
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:36,887
Then I have a chance.
809
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,056
Dan, please.
810
00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:42,359
No, really, I'm trying to
understand what happened.
811
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,560
I mean, she gave me
this pitch
812
00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:45,195
that was supposed
to be one big family.
813
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:46,630
Everyone's
supposed to fit in.
814
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,198
That's the basic
Greek attitude.
815
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,967
Yeah, but I thought
she meant that I'd fit in.
816
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:53,437
This could be her way
of asking if being Jewish
817
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:55,306
is something you're willing
to check at the door.
818
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,744
Well, if that's the question,
I know how to get an answer.
819
00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:07,417
Shouldn't we at least consider
how we're gonna pay
820
00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:09,186
for all the additional security
we're demanding?
821
00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:10,654
No, we shouldn't.
822
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:11,888
Are you done?
823
00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:12,824
Almost.
824
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:15,459
What I'm really concerned with
is priority nine:
825
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:18,362
"The removal of all Pan-Hellenic
sororities and fraternities
826
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:19,796
from the university campus."
827
00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:21,565
What?
You think it should read
828
00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:24,167
"all fraternity
and sorority types"?
829
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:25,869
Look, we know
it's ambitious,
830
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:28,205
but this could be
a real rallying point.
831
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:31,208
Wait a minute, 90%
of the incoming freshmen
832
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:32,476
couldn't get the classes
they needed.
833
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:35,112
The library closes early
four days a week.
834
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,781
How can one of our priorities
be to bash other students?
835
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,716
You know how much of your
student activities fee
836
00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:42,886
goes to floats and
candlelight ceremonies?
837
00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:45,422
And that money can go
to the Chicano Cultural Project
838
00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:47,424
or to daycare
for single mothers.
839
00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:50,227
JOSH:
Okay, wait, let me
make it simple.
840
00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,662
The Greeks are elitist
and they're racist.
841
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:54,030
If you have some
thoughts on how
842
00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:55,665
to get rid of
them, we're all ears.
843
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:57,335
Let's hold on a second.
844
00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:00,337
Some of my best friends
are pledging
845
00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:02,105
sororities and fraternities
at this very moment
846
00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:04,541
and they are neither
elitist nor racist.
847
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,576
The Greeks are more inclusive
than half the groups
848
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:08,278
you want to
increase funding for.
ANGELA: Brandon,
you want to
increase funding for.
ANGELA: Brandon,
849
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:10,180
are you going to hold us up
on every issue?
850
00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:11,615
There's a lot more
in here I disagree with
851
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:12,816
if that's what
you're asking.
852
00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:14,317
You're being a pain.
We are moving on.
853
00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:15,218
I'm not finished.
854
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,854
Yes, you are.
855
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,627
Well, I can't run this platform,
ladies and gentlemen.
856
00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:26,731
Find yourself another
fair-haired boy.
857
00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:32,770
(knocking on door)
858
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,208
Hi, Andrea.
859
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,376
What are you doing here?
860
00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:41,077
Uh, can I come in?
861
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:42,079
Sure.
862
00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:46,216
The candlelight ceremony
was really moving.
863
00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,652
I... I loved it.
864
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,787
What got into you, huh?
865
00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:52,656
What'd you have to wear
the star for?
866
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,524
I pulled for you
all week long.
867
00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,827
The girls were all ready
to accept you.
868
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,929
But not if I'm Jewish.
869
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,364
Are you crazy?
870
00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:02,934
I'm Jewish.
871
00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:06,703
I had no idea.
872
00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:09,206
Yeah, well, everybody
in the sorority knows
873
00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:11,242
and everybody is fine with it.
874
00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:13,143
They are?
875
00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:14,144
Of course.
876
00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:16,147
Because I don't flaunt it,
that's the trick.
877
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,785
So there's a trick.
878
00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:24,155
You've got a real problem,
you know that?
879
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,925
I have a problem?
880
00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:29,559
When you go to
881
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,194
synagogue on the High Holy Days,
882
00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:33,396
what do you tell
your sorority sisters?
883
00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:34,731
That you're off to the mall?
884
00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:37,501
If you want to join
a temple, join one.
885
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,903
But Alpha-O is a sorority.
886
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:43,340
You're right, it is.
887
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,442
And I would like you
to withdraw my name
888
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:48,012
because I don't want to be
a part of it.
889
00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:05,830
(smooth jazz playing)
890
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,301
Donna, what are you
doing with that dog?
891
00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:12,569
It's my aunt's.
892
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:14,304
Well, lose it.
In a minute.
Well, lose it.
In a minute.
893
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:16,439
I don't want to hold it.
Would you please take it?
894
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,809
Oh, why don't you be a little
more friendly, okay?
895
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:21,913
Okay, dog, now
you chill out.
896
00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:27,284
Well, since my
"guys are dogs" analogy
897
00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:28,852
seemed to get
the fur flying a bit,
898
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,253
I thought I'd put it
to the test tonight
899
00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:32,622
by doing a side-by-side
comparison.
900
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:34,124
Now I got the guy,
901
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,992
David Silver,
and I got the dog.
902
00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:39,162
Now here's the scientific part.
The dog's name is Silver, too.
903
00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:40,064
Donna, please.
904
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:42,466
Silver, sit.
905
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:46,136
Aha.
906
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,938
My first observation--
907
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:50,907
the dog appears to be smarter
than the guy.
908
00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:53,310
Well, this is great,
go right ahead.
909
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:55,478
Lose all three people who are
listening to us right now.
910
00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:57,647
Okay, now for the touch test.
911
00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,149
I've got my left hand on the guy
912
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,985
and I got my right hand
on the dog.
913
00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:02,852
Hmm, the guy feels pretty great.
914
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:05,155
Ooh, hairy back alert for
915
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:07,057
the dog.
One point for the guy.
916
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,459
Well, for what it's worth,
I don't have fleas, either.
917
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,294
Could you please
move on with this?
918
00:37:11,295 --> 00:37:13,096
Okay. Now, let me
throw this one out
919
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:14,164
to all you female listeners.
920
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,466
How many of you out there
think that your dog
921
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:19,436
loves you more than your
boyfriend? We're standing by.
922
00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:21,805
I'm just trying to lighten
things up a bit between us.
923
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:24,675
Well, you should have left
bad enough alone.
(telephone ringing)
924
00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:27,344
(ringing)
925
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:28,646
Ah, David.
926
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:34,317
No way, there's people
listening to us.
927
00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,819
We have an audience.
928
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,954
Can you believe this? Ooh!
929
00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:40,690
Well, before we handle
our many calls here,
930
00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:42,359
I'd just like to mention my guy
931
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,095
is definitely a better kisser
than the dog, really.
932
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:49,833
I don't know who
I'm madder at,
933
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,301
Alpha House,
Leslie or myself
934
00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:53,837
for thinking that a blue-eyed
blonde couldn't be Jewish.
935
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:55,639
Listen, it sounds to me
like she's the one
936
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,706
who doesn't want
anyone to know.
937
00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,441
If I was you, I'd
give myself a break.
938
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,978
I don't think I'm the only one
giving myself a hard time here.
939
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:04,014
All you're doing is
not joining a sorority
940
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,882
that you probably
wouldn't have joined anyway.
941
00:38:05,883 --> 00:38:08,018
I, on the other hand,
have to explain to my father
942
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,754
why I'm throwing away
my future life in politics.
943
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,922
Brandon, this Richland
guy has got a grudge
against everyone.
944
00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:14,491
You're probably
doing the right thing.
945
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:15,892
After hearing
what happened to you,
946
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,293
I'm not sure about
any of the Greeks.
947
00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:18,895
Yeah, well, that might
just be Alpha House.
948
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:20,897
I mean, we know KEG House
is the least
949
00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:22,432
discriminating place
on the planet earth.
950
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:24,367
They'll take anybody
who can chug a beer.
Chug a beer.
951
00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:27,504
I know, and now Steve's going
to assume I'm a shoo-in to join.
952
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:28,872
Well, aren't you?
953
00:38:28,873 --> 00:38:29,706
Well, I like the guys
and everything,
954
00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:32,008
but I'm just not sure.
955
00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:33,678
Andrea.
956
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:36,746
Um, look, I know I'm probably
the last person you want to see,
957
00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:38,415
but I need to speak to you.
958
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,916
In private.
959
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,918
Look, anything you
have to say to me,
960
00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:45,321
you can say in front
of my friend Brandon.
961
00:38:45,322 --> 00:38:48,625
Um, well, when I told the girls
that you withdrew your name
962
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:49,926
they were really upset.
963
00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:52,362
They didn't care about
your Star of David
964
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:54,765
or your religion
or anything but you.
965
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,134
That's what they say,
966
00:38:58,135 --> 00:38:59,736
but they obviously don't
make you feel that way.
967
00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:02,439
It's not the Alpha House.
968
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,176
It's me.
969
00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:09,779
Yeah, well, what do you expect
from a girl whose family
970
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,717
changed their last name
from Schulman to Sumner?
971
00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:14,984
BRANDON:
Listen, you two
obviously
972
00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,486
have a lot to talk about.
973
00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:17,754
I'm gonna excuse myself.
974
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,022
Oh, how rude of me.
975
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:23,394
Um, Brandon Walsh, this
is Leslie Sumner Shulman.
976
00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:25,696
BRANDON:
Hi.
977
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,199
Hi.
978
00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:33,636
Gentlemen...
979
00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,705
it says here in
the Progressive Party platform
980
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:36,639
that we are the elite.
981
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,509
No, John,
that's elitist.
982
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,177
Listen, I just thought
you guys should know
983
00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:43,713
they're trying to dismantle
the whole Greek system.
984
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:45,115
Hey, looks like
we've moved up
985
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,783
to priority number
nine this year.
986
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:47,917
Can you fight it?
987
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,119
JOHN:
They do this
every year,
988
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,987
and then they realize
that the Greek alumni
989
00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:53,456
contribute 83%
of CU's endowment.
990
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:55,158
We're here to stay.
991
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,760
Yeah, but that's
not the point.
992
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,695
No, the point is
you were willing to fight
993
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:00,231
for our right to party.
994
00:40:01,932 --> 00:40:03,933
I'm so glad
I burned my bridge
995
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,001
to the White House
for you guys.
996
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:06,336
Well, look on
the bright side,
997
00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:07,871
you're no longer
a weasel-in-training.
998
00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:10,607
You're a KEG man.
999
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,208
Listen, Steve,
1000
00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,277
uh, you're my best friend
and everything, but...
1001
00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:16,179
Pledge with me.
1002
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,181
You've got 50
new brothers here. I...
1003
00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:20,016
I kinda feel like
I want to do this
1004
00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:22,186
on my own for
a while, you know?
1005
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,325
You're GDI, Walsh.
1006
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:31,461
That's frat speak
1007
00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:32,328
for...?
1008
00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:34,297
The "I" is for independent.
1009
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:37,034
The "GD" you can guess
for yourself, cowboy.
1010
00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:40,570
DIXON:
Join or not join.
1011
00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:42,205
For what you did for us,
1012
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:43,974
we're making you
an honorary member.
1013
00:40:44,241 --> 00:40:46,577
That, you cannot
turn down.
1014
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,220
(chuckles)
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