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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,901 --> 00:00:04,904  Greg: Dean...                   2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,940    Yeah, man?                    3 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,975    Greg (whispering:) Dean...    4 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,877 The fok?                         5 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:14,080  - Hey, buddy!                   - Greg!                          6 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:16,616   You're freaking me out, bro.   Where did ya go?                 7 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:17,784    Greg: Well, I'm over here.    8 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,120   And if this is me...           9 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,454  Whoa.                           10 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,289  Greg:                           Then, who am I?                  11 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:26,259   - Hey, Dean.                     - Greg! Hey!                   12 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:28,061   Hey, man, you look like a...   13 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:30,330   male goth stripper.            14 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:34,467    Uh, close.                    I'm an illusionist now.          15 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:38,104   Greg the Mindblower!           16 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:40,306  Dean:                             Wow.                           17 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,275  So, what do you think?          18 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:44,177 How did you do all that?         19 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,146 A magician never tells.          20 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,515 At least tell me                  how you made me piss my pants.  21 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,751   I-I didn't do that.            22 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:56,322  ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪   23 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,792    ♪ All night long ♪            24 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:03,129 My role model is                 25 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,699   Moving Robe Woman -            a Hunkpapa Sioux warrior         26 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:10,103 who killed two of Custer's men.  27 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:13,773 That woman was a badass.         28 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,608   (applauding)                   29 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:18,111 Excellent job, Chickadee. Next.  30 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:21,981  Bittern, Paul. Wow me.          31 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:25,885   All right, fine! I'll do it!   32 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,388    (growling)                    33 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,892    (clearing throat)             34 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,160   Hello. Uh...                   35 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:42,469  And my hero is, uh...           36 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,703    is, uh...                     37 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:45,371  uh...                           38 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:48,708   Well, looks like you              didn't do the assignment.     39 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:50,543   Someone who's in the movies,   40 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,179 but not as an actor, no!         41 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,547  As a stuntman                   42 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:58,184    from beautiful Sacramento.    43 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:02,489    He's my white dad,             and his name is Tobin.          44 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,057  Girl: Wait...                   45 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,660  He and my mom                     have different dads.           46 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,429    Oh, cool.                     47 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:12,265    I was gonna tease               the shit out of you.           48 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:16,703  One time, he even got shot out  of a cannon for Linda Hamilton.  49 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,938 - Class: Ooh...                  - Yeah.                          50 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,207  I'd call him right now             and prove it to you guys,     51 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,109    but he's so busy,             52 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,346 probably flying                  through the air                  53 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:31,284 like a beautiful                 Caucasian eagle.                 54 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,620   (applauding)                   55 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,221 Stop it.                         56 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:38,791 Ooh, another? Oh, yeah.          57 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,093 Oh, man.                         58 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,263  Package for Chief Jo.           59 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,198    It says it's from               "Your love".                   60 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:48,234  Wait.                             Why is he giving me a gift?    61 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,602  I think he likes you.           62 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,704  No shit, Lips.                  63 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,573   - Surprise!                     - (screaming)                   64 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:54,941    (gasping)                     65 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,377   Happy one-month anniversary.   66 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:58,945 Lips: This box has been sitting  over there all morning.          67 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,313  Logan: The chocolates              might have melted.            68 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,416  It's so hot in there.           69 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:06,819   Wait. What--                   What is this for again?          70 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,756  Our one-month                    anniversary as lovers.          71 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:12,158 Oh, yeah. Um...                  72 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,093 That's beautiful, Logan.            Right, Jo?                    73 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,896    Ye-- Yeah. Sorry.             74 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:20,333  Thanks, Logan.                   (chuckling nervously)           75 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,835 - What did you get him?            - Oh, no. It's okay.           76 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,138    She doesn't have to get me     anything. Her love is enough.   77 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:29,275 No, no, no, no.                     I-- I-I got you something.    78 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,644   Uh..                           79 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,648    High five!                    80 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,584    Oh, okay.                     81 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:40,453   I was just kidding.               Double high five!             82 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:41,521  Oh...                           83 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,423 (both chuckling)                 84 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:47,627    Oh. Uh...                     85 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,296   So, for the first few weeks,     I was just wandering around    86 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,532    from town to town,             trying to figure out who I am.  87 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:55,602 Until finally, the blisters and   the heat exhaustion got so bad  88 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,538 that, well, I passed out          and wound up in the hospital.   89 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,773 Whoa! So, that's when the doctor    turned you into a wizard?     90 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,475 Uh, no.                          91 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:05,545  But the guy in the bed           next to me was an illusionist.  92 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,880  Yeah, he had been badly burned  from a trick gone wrong.         93 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,949   And when he got out,            he trained me.                  94 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,985    Said I was                     the best student he ever had.   95 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,319   Oh, man, people are             gonna lose their shit           96 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,554    when they see your spells.    97 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:16,823  - Huh?                             - Hey, youse guys.            98 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,992    Bro's back to town            and he's a warlock now.          99 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,327  Mindblower...                   100 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,030  blow their minds off.           101 00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:25,665 Just one problem, Dean.          102 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,467  I have never performed             in front of anyone before.    103 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,469  Bro, you just                    invisible-ized in front of me.  104 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:31,804   Just do that again,             but for them.                   105 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:32,905  Okay.                           106 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,641    Hi there.                     107 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,075   Uh, Greg...                    108 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,810   Mindblower.                    109 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:42,315  And for my next trick,           I am going to, uh, disappear.   110 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,723   Cool, right?                   111 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:54,594    Well, fok you guys, then.     112 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:57,163    Logan's brought me              so many damn flowers lately,   113 00:04:57,196 --> 00:05:00,033 this office is starting            to look like a funeral home.   114 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,668 I don't get it.                  115 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,771  Why do I hate                     all this attention?            116 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,839   I know what's going on here.   117 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:10,109   Dr. Tenderfeather has really      been helping me understand    118 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,178    my relationship with Paul.    119 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:15,715  - Who?                           - Paul, your brother.           120 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,885    Anyways, according               to Tenderfeather,             121 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,687   your love language is bear -   122 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,689 acts of service.                 123 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:26,092   Now, Logan's                   love language is otter -         124 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,194   gift-giving.                   125 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:31,964   Well, if he wants to love me     so damn much, wash my truck!   126 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,933 (phone chiming)                  127 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:37,470    "Help, medical emergency,       come quick"?                   128 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,472   I gotta go!                    129 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:45,978   Logan, are you okay?           130 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,480 It's my heart...                 131 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,415  and it burns for you.           132 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,117  Uh...                           133 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,753  And what better way to express  my burning love for you          134 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:56,322  than a little                    something called song?          135 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:57,390 (playing scale)                  136 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:58,658    Oh. Uh...                     137 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,393  ♪ Jo, you're the one ♪          138 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:04,063    ♪ Fo-sho ♪                    139 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,832   Please stop.                    You don't have to do this, uh.  140 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:09,502  ♪ You're even sweeter             than cookie dough ♪            141 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,804 (snapping along                     to synth drumbeat)            142 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,239    Sax solo.                     143 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,643   (playing saxophone)            144 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,912    ♪                             145 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,114  (door opening)                  146 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,316  (saxophone continues)           147 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,685    (sniffing)                    148 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,353   Aah!                           149 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,921  You freakin' creeper!           150 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,457   Bet you're surprised              to see me.                    151 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,259 No, not really.                    You're the principal           152 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,128 and this is your school.           Duh!                           153 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:38,164 Well, maybe this                    will surprise you.            154 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,867   With the help of this little     thing called the...            155 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,502    internet?                     156 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,104   I was able to follow           your trail of BS                 157 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,440   right to the source.           158 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,175  Tobin?                          159 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,877  Paultholamew!                   160 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:54,180  My white dad!                   161 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:58,451 How is that for a stunt?            (laughing)                    162 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:03,055   (continues laughing)           163 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:04,690  This proves nothing, Sweetley.  164 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,526    It really is nice             to see you, Dad.                 165 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:09,829  Hey, Paul. Missed you, buddy.     So, what's going on?           166 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,331  I was told that Paul needed a    date for the father-son dance.  167 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,667 Oh, so you lied                    to get my dad here.            168 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:18,838 Sometimes, to catch a liar, you   have to stoop to their level.   169 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:22,508    So, Tobin,                    170 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,677  Paul tells me                      that you're a big             171 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:28,014   stuntman from... Sacramento.   172 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,417   Yes.                           173 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,420   Yes, actually, yes.            I am a stuntman.                 174 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,522  Big stuntman.                    Biggest stuntman in the world.  175 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,691   No, that's too big.             North America!                  176 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:42,161  Lot of North America.            I'm a stuntman from San Fran--  177 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,429   Sacramento.                    178 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,164    All right,                    179 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,732 let's see a stunt, then.         180 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:47,834    He can't!                     181 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,203    Because... his...             182 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,004  cannon is in the shop!          183 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,840   Correct again, Son.              Yes.                           184 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:57,777   Oh.                             Any old stunt will do.          185 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:01,247  He doesn't need to do a stunt    to prove that he's a stuntman.  186 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,917   That's exactly what the son     of a fake stuntman would say.   187 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:08,421    Well, there it is.              Strike five!                   188 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,123   Paul fails.                    189 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,526    Wait. Actually...             190 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,897    ...I do feel a little bit      of a stunt coming on.           191 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,565 Dad, it's okay.                  192 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,100 Let's see a stunt then.          193 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,768   Okay, then.                    194 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,770 Here we go. Here we go.          195 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:28,040    For my next stunt,              um, I will... uh...            196 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,909   See that ladder over there?    197 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:31,711 Well, for my stunt, I...         198 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:34,280    I will climb that ladder.     199 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,716 I will climb the ladder,          to the top, mind you.           200 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,150    Right to the top.             201 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:40,319  You call that a stunt?          202 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,421   Wait, there's more.            203 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:47,226  Once I'm on top of the ladder,     I will leap into the air,     204 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,595   gracefully!                    205 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:53,733    Of course,                    and I will break through         206 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,235 that conveniently placed table,  207 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:59,338 so that it folds                   on me on both sides.           208 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,341    I call this stunt             the Table Taco.                  209 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,343 Some people say 'ta-co'.         210 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:07,947    Sounds, uh, deadly to me!      (chuckling nervously)           211 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,482    All right,                       let's see it then.            212 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,751 Paul...                             will you take my glasses?     213 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,822    All right,                     on the count of three.          214 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,025   One, two...                    215 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:22,295  Audience: Ooh!                  216 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,329    - My God.                      - No.                           217 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:24,330    Oh, I don't think that...     218 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,132 Dad, let me help you up.         219 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,167   Oh!                            220 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,369  Does Grouse Lake still             have that nursing station?    221 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:33,139    I'm going to need,            like, 47 nurses.                 222 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:36,008    No, maybe just one             giant doctor.                   223 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,643    (Tobin shrieking in pain)     224 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,415    Elders...                     225 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,618   grab a hold of your             Indian Affairs glasses          226 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:48,788    because the buttoned-down,       corn-fed,                     227 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:53,225 marshmallow motherfucker           that you once knew is now...   228 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,127 the Mindblower!                  229 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,796 The Mindblower!                  230 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,464   This better be good.           231 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,634   Okay, uh... imagine            232 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,102   a world where life--           233 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,403  Hilda:                          Louder!                          234 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,073    ...where life is illusion     235 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,542 and illusions are life.          236 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,110   Talk right.                    237 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,645   Just do your wizard              trick, bro.                    238 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,380    Good idea.                    239 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,315  Okay.                           240 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:17,917  What? Are we going to              play cribbage now?            241 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,086 Okay, just-- Hilda, just            give me one second, okay?     242 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,054 Pick any card you like.          243 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,393 Great. And now,                    put it face up on the deck.    244 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,331    Oh, yes. And now,             245 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:35,801  with a little bit of magic...      (clearing throat)             246 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,070    (blowing)                        Take a sip of your coffee.    247 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,407   - Oh, that's a big--             - Hilda: Oh!                   248 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,109   - (coughing)                   - He's choking!                  249 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,276    Just wait.                    250 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,078  Louise: Ana'o.                  251 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,313    Is that your card?            252 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,815    Oh, boy, you could            have killed me!                  253 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,585 That kind of trick could get you    shanked in Stony Mountain!    254 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,420  Good job, bro.                   You wizarded!                   255 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:57,323  Dean, I almost killed someone.   I-- I told you I'm not ready.   256 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,424   I...                           257 00:10:58,457 --> 00:10:59,925  - Oh!                             - (gasping)                    258 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,627    Oh, poof!                     259 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,430    There goes the Mindblower      into thin air.                  260 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,868    (gasping)                     261 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,269  Tobin?                          262 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,708 - Agnes!                           - We can't.                    263 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,143   We mustn't.                    264 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,811  We agreed that                    you would stay away            265 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,313    because the sexual energy       is too raw.                    266 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,682   So powerful!                   267 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,216  What the fok is going on here?  268 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,485   I guess that you're              old enough that you can know   269 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,322  why your real dad has              been away all these years.    270 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,125    And those reasons               are sexual.                    271 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,227 Very... sexual.                  272 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:38,064  (rock music playing on radio)   273 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:42,034 (Agnes speaking                     Anishinaabemowin:)            274 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,575  Tobin:                            Hi there. I was, uh,           275 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,844 hoping to get permission            to, uh...                     276 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,212   bird-watch.                    277 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:56,082    Did you say "bird-watch"?     278 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,550 Mm-hmm.                          279 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,275    Tobin: When Agnes                told me she was pregnant,     280 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,277 I was already chasing parakeets  281 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,614   in the sub-Antarctic           islands of New Zealand.          282 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:31,016  And the rock and roll           birder lifestyle                 283 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,386   is no way to raise a child.    284 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,256 That's why I always send            bird postcards every year,    285 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,592 so you know that                    you're always in my heart.    286 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:42,728  I love those.                   287 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,531  I'm sorry for                   breaking our pact Agnes.         288 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,800 It's just that,                  when your son's principal calls  289 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,436   and says he needs a date for      the father-and-son dance,     290 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,805  you get there,                     you get there right away.     291 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,441 You always did act fast.         292 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,278  Fast. Fast...                   293 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,780    I'm over the top.             I'm over the...                  294 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,982   - Nope. No, no, no.              - (moaning)                    295 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,117 - (both moaning)                 - Okay!                          296 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,919 Ma! Pa, come on,                    let's go!                     297 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,954    Oh, Paul,                       get him out of here            298 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,956 before your baby                 has a new uncle.                 299 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,559  Why can't you just be            a normal dad and be in prison?  300 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,661 Agnes...                         301 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,930  Agnes!                          302 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,500  So, you're gonna do your work   303 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,135    from the janitor's            closet all day,                  304 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,137    just to hide from              the guy you're dating?          305 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,807   Yeah, that's right.            306 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,175 You know, communication          307 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,410    is the hallmark of            every good relationship.         308 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,746    Again with that damn book!    309 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:36,182   Jo, you need to learn to be      vulnerable and communicate.    310 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:39,652   I can communicate just fine.   311 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,355   See?                           312 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,257  Oh. Hey, Lips.                  Uh, hey, Chief.                  313 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,126   Big coffee spill in Finance.   314 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,627    Yeah, and?                    315 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,629    I'm gonna need your desk.     316 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,132    (sighing)                     317 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,301    You know lots about birds.    318 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,871 Yes, Paul, but it's both         a blessing and a curse.          319 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,173   Birding's no life for a kid.   320 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,043 The ins and outs                   of towns and trees,            321 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:07,279  the constant bird flu,           the groupies.                   322 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,715 My God, the groupies...          323 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,383   I'm not mad at you.            324 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:14,186    I guess I do have             a lot of guilt.                  325 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,222  I was as rare for you           326 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,325 as the blue-eyed                 ground dove was for me.          327 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,328   You're a great dad.              You lied to Shitley for me.    328 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,630 Hey, what are dads for?          329 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,999    - Gotcha!                        - Shitley! What the hell?!    330 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,468   I heard everything.            331 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,470  Tobin's no stunt man.           332 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:32,838  He's a birder.                  333 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,473 Birding is full                    of stunts, actually.           334 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,308 I knew you'd try                   to weasel out of it.           335 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:39,812  So, I ordered a cannon online.  336 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,513    Same-day delivery.            337 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,048 What? A cannon?                  338 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,050  That's insane!                  339 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:49,154    Would an insane man set up     that cannon down by the river?  340 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,090   - Both: Yes.                      - Yes, they would.            341 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,726   See you at the river, Tobin.   342 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,761 See you there, Shitley.          343 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,863   Hard. Hard.                    344 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:06,505    Hey, Jo, I've got                a visitor for you.            345 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,440   Lips, what the hell?           346 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,209    - Logan: What's going on?      - (stammering)                  347 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,778  There's a bandit on the loose    and we couldn't find him, so--  348 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,514 Lips: Jo, remember what            Tenderfeather said.            349 00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,349 Great book, by the way.          350 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,551   What is it?                    351 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,758    High five?                    352 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,396    (sobbing)                     353 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,898 Dean: (sighing)                   There, there. Come on.          354 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,234   I'm just not                      a performer, Dean.            355 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,202 I have all the charisma          of wiener water.                 356 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,104  Whoa-ho, hey!                   357 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,572  You say what you want           about yourself,                  358 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,641  but you leave                      wiener water out of this.     359 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,077   I don't know, Dean.               (sighing)                     360 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,745    Hey, man,                     your tricks are awesome.         361 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,747   You just suck at doing them.   362 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,549   That's half the job               of an illusionist,            363 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,318   Dean, is selling the tricks.   364 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:53,786 Hey, if anybody                     can sell anything,            365 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:57,056 it's Yeah Man's                    Gregory Northstore.            366 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,557   Come quick.                    367 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,659   They're gonna shoot              an old man out of a cannon.    368 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:01,894 - What?                             - And he's white.             369 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,329  Dean: No way!                   370 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,430    Lead the way, little dude.    371 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,435 I don't know about you,            Grouse Lake,                   372 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,170  but I've dreamt about             watching a white man           373 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,771    get shot out of a cannon!     374 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,340    Audience:                      Yeah!                           375 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,607  Yeah!                           376 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,242    I'm ready.                    377 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:21,146  Three, two...                   378 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,349 I love you, Son!                 379 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,418   Wait! Stop!                    380 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,922    Taga, boy!                     Don't take this away from me.   381 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,925    My dad...                     382 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,626    isn't a stuntman.             383 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,263   - (audience gasping)             - See?! I told you!            384 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,698   I fucking told you!            385 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:43,202  But do you know what?!           I don't care!                   386 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:46,772    Sure, he's a little small       and a little wiry and yeah,    387 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,108    he looks a little sickly.     388 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,010 Sickly?                          389 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,611    But I am not embarrassed.     390 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,014 My white dad is a birder         391 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,617 and that's cool as shit.         392 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,654  Enough self-discovery! We came     here to see a stunt, fok.     393 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,623 Audience: Yeah!                  394 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,658   Stunt! Stunt! Stunt!           395 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,860 - Wait!                          - Stunt! Stunt!                  396 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,462  What if I shot myself              out of the cannon?            397 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,064   Would you take back               my strike?                    398 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,067  That could be                      really dangerous.             399 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,568 So, yes.                         400 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:19,338  We want to see                  the big boy fly!                 401 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,739 Audience: Yeah!                  402 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,808   - Are you sure, Son?            - Yes.                          403 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,711    I'm ready to be a dad now.    404 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,046   Roger: Technically,            405 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,014   Paul is half-white,              so this still works!           406 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,749 Audience: Yeah!                  407 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,920 Audience: Yeah!                  408 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:43,028    ♪                             409 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,364   (explosion booming)            410 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,033 Aah! Owie! Owie!                 411 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,402   (screaming)                    412 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,703  Tobin: Are you okay?!            Are you okay?!                  413 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,240    No! I am not okay!            414 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,675 We were promised a show.         415 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,377  Throw the cannon in the river!  416 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,878 Audience: Yeah!                  417 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,346  Yeah!                           418 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,415  Everyone, settle down!          419 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,017    They came here for             the show, bro.                  420 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,885   You know what you gotta do.    421 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,689 - (Jo groaning)                   - Logan: Jo, what's going on?   422 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:15,027    (whiney:)                       I just need a break.           423 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,061  You're Chief.                   424 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,729   Just use your vacation days.   425 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,131   No.                            426 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,802 I mean from you.                 427 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,437   Don't get me wrong,            428 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:29,741  the past month                     has been amazing.             429 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,711 It's just too much, man.         430 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,780  Okay.                           431 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,449 It feels like an "it's not you,   it's me" is coming on.          432 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,118    (sighing)                     433 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:43,889  In Dr. Tender-whatever's book,  434 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,225   she says that we're              just too different.            435 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,728    So, you don't like my song    436 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,296   or my gifts,                   437 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,165 and now, you don't like             how I am when I'm in love.    438 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:56,101    Is there anything                you like about me?            439 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,338  - It's not like that.            - No.                           440 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,807   I know what I want.            441 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,743    It's you.                     442 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,480  But... maybe we should          take that break.                 443 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,163  I'm proud of you, Jo.           444 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,202 Imagine a world                  445 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:33,305    where life is the biggest       illusion of them all           446 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,608 and what appears                  to be real...                   447 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,844 is just a dream.                 448 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,346    (audience oohing)             449 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,118    (audience oohing)             450 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,553  He wasn't shot                  out of a canyon,                 451 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,855   but there's                    a white guy in the sky.          452 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,156 Ho'leh!                          453 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,991    Who the fuck is this guy?     454 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,561   "Who the fuck is this guy",     you might ask!                  455 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,897    It's Greg the Mindblower!     456 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,199  Whoa!                           457 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,401   Mindblower!                    458 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,336    That's my wizard.             459 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,040 - (wind gusting)                  - Oh!                           460 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,075  Listen, Dean,                   461 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,378   I've been thinking.               My place is out there now.    462 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,047 You're leaving?                  463 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,349    Yeah, man.                    464 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,151   Wow.                           465 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,587  You really are the Mindblower.  466 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,489    I'm gonna miss you, buddy.    467 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,725  And remember,                   468 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:30,028   life is the biggest             illusion of them all.           469 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,699   (chuckling)                    470 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,701    Greg, man?                    471 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,275   Goodbye, Mindblower.           472 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,277   Go blow some minds.            473 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,581  I guess I should hit the road.  474 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:53,252    Oh, hey, we never did get      that father-son dance.          475 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,587   It's never too late.           476 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,556  No, it's not too late.          477 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,059   (soft music playing)           478 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,997 ♪ Daddy's girl,                   daddy's girl ♪                  479 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,465  May I?                          480 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,733 You may.                         481 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,935    ♪ I'm the centre ♪            482 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:13,939   ♪ Of Daddy's world ♪           483 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:16,942   ♪ I know I'm Daddy's             number one ♪                   484 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,444    ♪ For he loves me               like I was his son ♪           485 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,417 ♪ Daddy's girl ♪                 486 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:30,355    ♪ I recall the day            I took you to a baseball game ♪  487 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,359   ♪ You brought along            your baby doll ♪                 488 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,262   ♪ And half its baby things ♪   489 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,032 ♪ We sat there a-playing house ♪ 490 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,601   ♪ While the Dodgers              played the Braves ♪            491 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,437  ♪ And everyone                     in the bleachers ♪            492 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,040  ♪ Looked at us as if to say ♪   493 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:53,979 ♪ Daddy's girl,                   daddy's girl ♪                  494 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,283    ♪ I'm the centre ♪            495 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,485   ♪ Of Daddy's world ♪           54583

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