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(Roger speaking
Anishinaabemowin)
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- Jo: How are you feeling?
- (Roger continuing)
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This is the first time that
we're going to be together,
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you know,
in front of my family.
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I feel great.
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No, that's no good!
You should be very nervous.
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Why? I'm going to win
your family over
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by showing them that they can
live a healthy life
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and have fun doing it
at the same time.
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Okay.
Let's just go inside.
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But can you please try
and not be so...
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...Logan-y
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Okay.
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Roger:
...greeted by delegation.
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And Roger!
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Thanks for filling in while my
radio is getting fixed.
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No problem!
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Anyway, where was I?
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♪ 'Cause I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Hi, Ma!
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Hi.
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I hope you're hungry.
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I sure am!
Here, I made this.
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I wasn't sure what riboflavin
options you'd be serving,
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so I brought a quinoa
and a tofu medley.
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Quinoa! I didn't know that he
spoke the language, Jo.
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He doesn't.
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The fibre in quinoa results in
healthy bowel movements.
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Oh, Logan!
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Let's movement into
the next room.
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You can put the quinoa with
the meatballs with bacon,
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the moose balls with bacon,
and the bacon balls with--
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Let me guess. Bacon?
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Oink-oink!
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Great! We're the last ones here!
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Stephen Harper, you should have
told me to shower sooner!
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Sorry, Paul. I was busy making
all this food you're bringing.
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(birds chirping)
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So, you're going to ask
your ma
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if we can move into the lodge,
right?
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Yep. Dean barely runs it now
that he's at Yeah Man's.
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What else is she going to do
with this place?
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It would be real nice to get out
of that tiny-ass attachment.
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We should have a plan in case
she says no.
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How is she going to say no
to her baby,
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who is about to have
a little baby?
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She better say yes,
so suffocating in there
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with her always around.
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That's the part
I'm gonna miss.
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Paul, she snuck in at
3 AM last night
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to clip your toenails.
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Yeah, that's because I squirm
when I'm awake!
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Let's say it doesn't happen.
Maybe move in with me.
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Stephen Harper!
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I would never move into
that perv house.
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How dare you even put that
energy in the air?!
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Well, his place does have
a lot of space.
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Okay, then. Let's move into your
ex-boyfriend's place.
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Right after he donated his sperm
to us so we can have a baby!
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Okay, well, when you put it that
way, it does sound kind of--
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- Beautiful?
- Stephen Harper,
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don't jinx this!
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♪
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- Hi, my boy!
- Aww.
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Hi!
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Oh, and my baby!
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My baby's baby.
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Aww.
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What's wrong, Paul?
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It's just...that was our thing.
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(Scoffing)
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There you are.
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Heh. Hey. Agnes wanted me
to give you these.
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For the blessing of the food,
bro.
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Excuse you!
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And I'm too young to be
an elder.
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Take Roger here.
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Look how young he looks.
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Miigwech, Logan.
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And he's not. He's old.
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(Groaning)
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Yo, Rose.
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Oh, hey, Chickadee.
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Is it cool if we talk?
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Okay.
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It's just that we never talk.
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I guess you're kind of like,
my auntie.
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(Gasping)
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Aww!
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I never thought of myself
as an auntie!
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Okay, hold on.
Let me adjust.
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Okay.
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What's up?
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So, you know that ASMR chick
from the Chiefs Conference?
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The Whispering Blueberry?
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Yeah. Well, I guess,
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- I've been thinking of her.
- Why?
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'Cause she's a stupid Buttern
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and all Butterns should
fuck off?
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Not exactly.
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Rose:
Oh. I see.
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So... Get ready for this.
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I guess I kind of...
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...like her?
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Right on.
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No, I mean, like,
romantically or whatever.
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Oh...
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Aww, that's so
adorable.
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No, it's not supposed
to be adorable.
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It's supposed to be badass.
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I'm a badass.
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Oh, mothers, lock up
your daughters!
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Somebody call the Coast Guard!
We need back up.
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That's so fake.
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(panting)
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- B'eb! I found a chocolate.
- And?
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And it didn't have a wrapper.
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I tried to stop him.
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Remember what we said about
eating food
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that doesn't have
a wrapper?
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It's too late.
I ate it already.
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Sorry, Chickadee.
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I got to go make sure your
uncle doesn't die.
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(sighing)
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I'm pretty sure you're eating
rat poop.
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Agnes: Okay, we're going
to get started now.
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I'll help.
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Where are you going to sit,
best mom in the whole world?
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Ma, look! I saved you the best
chair in the house.
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Ah-ah, too close,
Doctor Dumbass!
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Go sit over there. I don't want
to smell your tofu farts.
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Actually, tofu is good for
your cholesterol.
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The fuck did you just say?
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- Hey!
- Enough.
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Paul:
But Ma!
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Logan said a bad word.
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What the hell
is on your mind?
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What? Nothing.
Just some insider trading.
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Well, that must
be everything.
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Uh, I... I think you forgot
the medley.
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Hold on, I just wanted to say--
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We've got an announcement
to make!
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Agnes:
Okay! One sec.
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I just want to say that I'm
grateful to have everybody here.
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We're grateful too!
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- I also would like to--
- Agnes: Okay.
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I just want to say it's great
that we're all here.
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Especially elder Roger.
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Oh, man, that's got a nice
ring to it, bro!
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We've had this lodge in our
family for over 15 years.
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Paul and Dean have done a job
taking care of it.
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Don't you mean a good job?
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But I'm selling the lodge.
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Oh, Lord! Paul!
Are you okay?
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Well, guess what?
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Me, Paul, and the baby are
moving into Stephen Harper's.
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- What?!
- I'm so happy I could faint!
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Chickadee, what were you
going to say?
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Nothing.
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♪
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e you are!
I'm so sorry!
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(grunting)
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Is it true? Are you moving to
Stephen Harper's?
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She was just mad.
Don't let it ruin your supper.
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You cooked so many balls!
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You're going to be
so far away,
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I'm going to be so alone.
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Ma, Stephen Harper just lives
down the road!
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- They explode!
- Ma!
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Don't say that.
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Who is going to cut your
toenails?
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(inhaling sharply)
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They're going to get long
like eagle claws.
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Making clickety-clack,
clickety-clack.
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I'm just going to take
my meatballs and go.
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Ma, Rose didn't mean
any of that.
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You can sell the lodge,
we can live together
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just like you wanted.
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(laughing)
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Oh, my boy,
I'm so happy!
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And you know that door
you bought me for my own place?
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Well, guess what?
No more locks!
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Even better!
No more hinges.
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We're going to take that door
right off.
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(laughing)
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How could I not know
I was an elder?
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Well, it's because
you're old,
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and old people forget shit.
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All the signs were there,
but I just ignored them.
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My sore joints,
my inability to take selfies.
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And when you said,
"Roger, you're an elder,"
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it was all there!
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Bro, just look on
the bright side.
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At feasts,
you get to eat first.
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And when you give advice,
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everyone has to listen.
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I've always dreamt of that.
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Yeah, man. And it's like being
on the radio,
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but all the time.
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♪
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Good news.
I found the medley.
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Oh, for fuck's sakes.
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Yeah, it was tucked behind
the toaster oven,
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and then covered up with
some hand towels.
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- Can you believe that?
- Get over here!
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This is Health Week
all over again.
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What do you mean?
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You're making a fool
of yourself!
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Cholesterol...
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(in a high-pitched voice)
Riboflavin!
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(in a deep voice)
Colons.
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This is a feast!
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Them's fighting words.
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(stammering)
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I'm just...
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I'm a nurse,
it's hard to turn me off.
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Well, you're doing a good job
turning me off right now.
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Ouch.
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Do me a favour.
Don't refuse any of the food.
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You eat everything that's
put out on the table.
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- In moderation, right?
- Hell no!
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In fact, the more you eat,
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the more this family
is going to like you.
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Well, that's an unhealthy
attitude.
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It's one meal.
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And please,
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don't give people any health
advice whatsoever.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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I promise.
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(sighing)
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Thank you.
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(lighter clicking)
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Logan:
Oh, God...
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Jo:
Logan, don't do it.
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Oh, but...
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Out! Butt out!
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It's not nice
to stare, Logan!
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Logan:
That's so gross.
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(clinking noises on phone)
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Oh, Chickadee.
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I'm suddenly feeling
a little tired.
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That's okay. I'll leave.
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I remember
when I was your age.
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Yeah, like 90 years ago.
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Okay, relax, young one.
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That teenage energy is hard
to control. I get it.
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You want to be heard,
but nobody listens.
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Yeah, actually.
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You know, Chickadee,
I learned something today.
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That it's easier to just get up
and speak your truth
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than it is to try
and bury it.
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Wow.
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00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,223
That shit was actually
kind of wise.
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00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,831
(wind rustling)
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Sorry.
258
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,835
It's kind of breezy in here.
259
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,206
(snoring)
260
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,674
Are you trying to avoid me?
261
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,342
No!
(laughing nervously)
262
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,579
I was just, um, uh...
263
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,414
I love you.
264
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:32,551
So, you told your Ma
we're still moving out?
265
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,220
Mmm-hmm.
266
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,723
And she's okay with it?
267
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,291
Yeah.
268
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,361
You didn't tell her that
we're staying?
269
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,198
Nah.
270
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,235
I'm so proud of you,
sticking up for your b'eb
271
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,870
in front of your mom.
272
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,104
(groaning)
273
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,039
Where am I? What happened?
274
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,776
Take it easy, Stephen Harper.
Go-- go slow.
275
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:59,545
I had a dream that Rose said
that you and Paul
276
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,213
were going to move into my house
with the baby
277
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,248
so we could all live together.
278
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,749
That wasn't a dream, bro.
279
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,452
Yeah, my man Paul
made it happen.
280
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,487
Oh! I'm so excited
I could faint!
281
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,089
I'm so proud of you.
282
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,792
The feast is back on.
283
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,661
Thank the Creator!
I'm starving.
284
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,765
Feels so good that we worked
everything out.
285
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,133
Nice work, Paul.
286
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,904
I'm so proud of you,
communicating openly like that.
287
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,339
Yes, yes, yes.
288
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,241
Uh, let's eat!
289
00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:35,080
Why, I'd love to.
290
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,995
I will bless the food
dish by dish.
291
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:54,433
Mashed potatoes and gravy,
you are blessed.
292
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:59,104
Stuffing, double-salted
salt pork, and poogitty beans,
293
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,807
blessed, blessed, blessed.
294
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,943
Caribou stew and Bannock,
295
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,445
you are very blessed.
296
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,980
All right, come on, man.
Let's eat.
297
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,150
Quinoa and tofu,
we'll hold off on that.
298
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,485
- (sighing)
- Lastly, me.
299
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,054
I want to bless myself.
300
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,991
Thank you, Creator,
for allowing me--
301
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,492
Just hurry up, bro!
302
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,530
Miigwetch, Elder Roger.
303
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,567
- Everyone, dig in. Weesinin!
- All right!
304
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,202
That's a little too much.
305
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:31,737
Shh. Shh, shh, shh.
306
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,472
Ah, okay.
307
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,207
What's the matter,
riboflavin?
308
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,843
Nothing.
Everything is great.
309
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,713
I'm ready to eat
my face off.
310
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:43,816
Paul:
Okay there, Nurse Nervous.
311
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,685
We should get you a bib for all
the food you're about to eat.
312
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,555
And our guest
of honour, Logan.
313
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,558
Logan:
Wonderful.
314
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,027
Come on, now.
Eat some.
315
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,363
- Mmm.
- Jo, he's probably full!
316
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,398
He probably had an apple
yesterday.
317
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,066
Is there gravy on these?
318
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,436
- Agnes: There is now.
- Oh...
319
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,906
Jo:
Do it.
320
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,440
I'd like to say something.
321
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,175
What now, Chickadee?
322
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,244
Did you fail out of
summer school?
323
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,913
No.
324
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,848
I just...
325
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,752
I just wanted to say...
326
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,620
I like girls.
327
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,856
And boys.
328
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,725
- Okay, cool.
- That's it?
329
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,793
(gagging)
330
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,029
Paul:
Was that tofu?!
331
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,130
(groaning)
332
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,698
I thought it was
the stuffing!
333
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,600
Oh! You're enjoying
my medley!
334
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,968
Mama, I don't feel so good!
335
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,904
- (groaning)
- My boy!
336
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940
Oh, drink some gravy!
337
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,742
Hey, you did good, kid.
338
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,411
I'm proud of you.
339
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,746
Yeah, but nobody cares.
340
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,482
Paul, see, this is why
you need all of us
341
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,385
living in the same house.
342
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,422
Paul?
What is she talking about?
343
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,890
(chuckling)
344
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:01,827
You know how
old people get.
345
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,264
Paul? What is she
talking about?
346
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,399
(chuckling)
347
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,302
You know how pregnant
people get.
348
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,338
Well, I'm not sure what
Paul told you,
349
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,606
but we're moving
to Stephen Harper's.
350
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,476
Well, I'm don't know what
Paul told you,
351
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:21,280
but I'm selling the lodge and
you're staying with me.
352
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,515
Why don't we just ask Paul?
353
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,787
He fucking greased us!
354
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,225
-(engine cranking)
- Dean: He's over there!
355
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,393
God damnit!
356
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,296
Dean, what the fuck
are you doing?!
357
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,065
Sorry, bro, they paid me off
in meatballs.
358
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,404
- You lied to your Mama.
- And your baby mama.
359
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,040
And you lied even
to ninoosihs.
360
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,042
I was just trying to make
everyone happy!
361
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,745
Yeah, well, now everyone's mad,
bro. Way to go!
362
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:56,648
Shut up! At least I don't sleep
around with buckets!
363
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,751
What? Don't you talk about
Bucket Head like that!
364
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:02,521
Well, if you love me, we'll move
into Stephen Harper's.
365
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,892
If you love me, you'll stay
in the attachment.
366
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,427
And if you love me,
367
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,030
you'll take back that comment
you made about Bucket Head.
368
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:15,701
I have to choose between my Mama
and my baby mama.
369
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,603
We need more space.
370
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,738
I need to be close.
371
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,006
Say sorry, bro.
372
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,376
Just no business!
Your bucket, it's stupid!
373
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,944
It's stupid, eh? Yeah?
374
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,180
What...
375
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,885
If she's so stupid,
then why did she just suggest
376
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,387
that everyone moves in
the lodge together.
377
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,557
Well, that's stupid because...
378
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,460
...the lodge, it's so big...
379
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,228
and... and comfortable!
380
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,398
And has just enough space
for everybody. Duh!
381
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,466
No, shut up, Paul.
382
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,741
But Agnes,
you want to sell it.
383
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,709
Yeah! Did you think about that,
Bucket Head?!
384
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,778
Wait, it's perfect!
385
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:04,216
I keep the lodge,
and we all move in!
386
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,551
Yeah!
387
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,618
Paul?
388
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:10,456
So, in this scenario...
I'm still good?
389
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,557
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
390
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,758
Then do you know what?
391
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,127
I owe someone an apology.
392
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,628
Aww.
393
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,097
Mm-hmm.
394
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,968
Put 'er there, Bucket Head.
395
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,104
Jo:
Okay, just one more.
396
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,973
Here we go! Ah!
397
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,308
(groaning)
398
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,944
You did it!
(gasping)
399
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,781
My big hungry man.
(chuckling)
400
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,416
(groaning)
401
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,451
- I love you.
- Aww.
402
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,086
What's up, Roger?
403
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,688
It's Elder Roger.
404
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:46,158
And I think the ham isn't the
only thing that was glazed over.
405
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:49,094
What nonsense is coming out
your mouth?
406
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,530
She told you something
important,
407
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,298
and you need to validate it.
408
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,968
Damn it.
Thanks, Roger.
409
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,271
I mean, Elder Roger.
410
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:04,042
Keep an eye on Cold Hand Logan
here for me.
411
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,682
Sweetie bird.
412
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,386
I just wanted to say
413
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,156
that I am proud.
414
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,894
Like, gay proud.
415
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,695
Really?
416
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,664
Yeah!
417
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,335
That was so brave of you,
418
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,505
to say what you did
like that.
419
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,342
In front of our whole family
like that.
420
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,011
Didn't seem like it.
421
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,212
(sighing)
422
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,682
I just never
reacted because...
423
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,922
I always trust
your decisions.
424
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,257
Except when you're reversing
toilets
425
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:55,594
or making up fake lottery
tickets.
426
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,196
(laughing)
427
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,264
Thanks, Ma.
428
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:03,569
You know, I like to think
of myself as an open-minded,
429
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,905
accepting kind of person.
430
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,907
Like a dope Mom.
431
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,610
Well, that's good,
because she's a Buttern,
432
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,012
and I know you hate
the Butterns, so...
433
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,847
What?
434
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,751
No daughter of mine will get
mixed up with a Buttern!
435
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,687
I don't care what you say!
436
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,889
I like her.
437
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,924
Great news, everyone.
438
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,594
We're all moving into
the lodge together.
439
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,431
Oh.
440
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,600
Wait.
441
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,034
Who ate all the meatballs?
442
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,370
Jo:
It was Logan!
443
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,072
Impressive, huh?
444
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,873
No, it's cool.
No, no.
445
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,242
No, no, I'm not going to...
446
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,210
No, b'eb, it's fine.
447
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,745
You fucking bastard!
448
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,114
(all shouting)
449
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:58,123
♪
450
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,958
Goodnight, Paul.
451
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,861
Fuck off, Stephen Harper!
452
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:04,696
Goodnight, Rose.
453
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,064
Mmm.
454
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,467
And goodnight, Paul Junior.
455
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,035
(baby cooing)
456
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,304
I love you guys.
457
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:15,774
Both: We love you too,
Stephen Harper.
458
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,809
(voices distorting)
459
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:23,148
Stephen Harper, get up!
The feast is over.
460
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,250
Oh, my Mom announced that
everyone gets to move
461
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,953
into the lodge, except for you.
462
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,821
I want to go back!
463
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:36,128
♪ She's been your shelter
from the storm ♪
464
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:42,000
♪ She's even there
when you're all alone ♪
465
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:48,106
♪ She's the one you run to
when it rains ♪
466
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:53,912
♪ And you build your dreams
on that stone ♪
467
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:56,782
♪
468
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,651
♪ She's been that rock... ♪
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