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(phone ringing)
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Chickadee: Kookoo.
It's an emergency.
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I'm at Uncle Paul's.
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I need snacks...
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and a blanket.
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Kookoo. I'm gonna freeze to
death and die of no chips.
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Kids these days.
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You know, when I was younger,
on a nice day like this,
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I'd be out there running
around with my friends.
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I am outside with my friends.
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Ho'leh!
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We're playing this game
called Rez Simulator.
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It simulates the Rez.
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They just released
the new season, spring.
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The DLC allows you to
frolic in the bush. No cap.
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I'll no cap you until
you're actually outside.
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Kookoo, it's 2024.
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Nobody goes outside anymore.
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Agnes:
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Internet. You're going down.
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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(Roger speaking
Anishinaabemowin on radio)
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Is it because I'm always here,
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and so the most obvious
person to hold on to them?
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No!
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It's because I'm as
trustworthy as brakes on a car,
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straps on a bra,
gossip on the internet.
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While I guard these
keys with my life,
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here's Johnny Innocent
and the Offenders
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with a timeless classic,
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- "It Wasn't Me (This Time)."
- (music playing)
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Yup, Stephen Harper and Rose
are headed to Winnipeg
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for a medical appointment.
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I'm gonna play
so many video games
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and eat so much snacks.
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- (bell ringing)
- Let's go. Phones away.
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Paul, stop leaning on the chair.
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That's the last
one you're getting.
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Whatever. I'll just sit
on the floor, then.
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You'll probably break that, too.
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Mn'ehh. Probably.
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All right,
summer school prisoners.
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Your assignment this week,
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you'll be taking care
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of a baby doll for 24 hours.
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An important
life skill is to learn
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to look after small things.
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These dolls are
like real babies.
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They cry when
they need attention.
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You feed them
when they're hungry,
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and you change
their poopie diapers,
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just like Paul's mom
still does for him.
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No, she do--
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For you...
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(speaking Anishinaabemowin)
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What the hell, Sweetley?
This is not fair.
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This baby's janky as hell!
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If that doll comes
back in anything less
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than perfect condition,
that's strike four.
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Have you even watched
baseball before!?
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Hm. All right.
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Listen here,
you little shit.
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You better not fuck around
with my fuck around time.
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- (doll gagging)
- Yoho!
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So, we all know that the young
people have been spending
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too much time on those screens
and not enough time outside.
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Always laying around like
they're melted to furniture.
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Well, I've got a plan.
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Okay.
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So, we distract Lips,
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and we sneak into
the band office.
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Steal the keys from Roger,
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and then we break
into the internet room,
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and shut off the internet.
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What?
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Agnes, are you serious?
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That's too big a job!
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We could do it together.
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I've got the plan.
You've got the muscle.
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Well, Louise,
she's sexy as hell.
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So, just the three of us
for a job this big?
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Easy peasy meezey.
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I don't know.
We're missing something.
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Like a... a real wildcard.
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Someone a little crazy.
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Like, I'm crazy,
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but we need someone crazy-crazy.
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(speaking Anishinaabemowin)
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Not a drop.
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Customer: I'll take a pack
of gum, a scratch ticket,
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and something's wrong
with your white guy.
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Dean: Oh. No, man,
he's just like that.
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Customer:
You sure?
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Dean: Yeah, that is
a little un-Greg-like.
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Hm.
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Hey. You good, bro?
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Yeah, man.
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Seems all right to me.
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I named mine Robo-Cop.
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Beautiful, man.
Mine's Knuckles.
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(chuckling)
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Sick, mine's Gord.
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That's sweet. Baby Uncle.
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Watch out, ding-dongs!
(snickering)
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What'd you name yours?
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I named mine Field Goal.
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(grunting)
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(laughing)
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(doll crying)
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Keep it down,
Robo-Cop's trying to have a nap.
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What's that noise?
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Hopefully none of you
kicked yours into the locker!
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By "kicked into
the locker" you mean
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"gently put away for a nap,"
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then, yeah, I kicked
my baby in the locker.
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There it is. Ah.
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Sweet little baby.
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Oh, so cute.
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- Mm-- Ow!
- (zapping)
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Fucking shitty little baby!
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Kids aren't easy,
are they, Paul?
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- It's okay, little guy.
- (doll giggling)
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Your dad's gonna fail so hard.
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Yes, he will.
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(doll giggling)
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Yes, he will.
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Rita, listen.
Do you hear that outside?
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No.
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Exactly. It's a gorgeous day,
but guess what?
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Not a kid in sight.
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Yeah, they should be playing
and running around
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and beating each other up,
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and getting wood ticks
in their-- in their buttholes,
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and being chased by dogs
and falling out of trees,
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getting splinters
stuck in their--
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Yeah, like we did!
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But now, nothing!
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They're all on the computer.
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I ain't working with
Agnes 'til she apologizes!
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For what?
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Took my man!
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Who?
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Big Tooth Kev! 1988!
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I never snagged him.
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His tooth was too big.
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Hilda.
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Hey, I never
snagged him, neither.
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Ah, his tooth wasn't
that big.
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All: Louise!
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Well, if we count every
big-toothed man I snagged,
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we'd be here 'til Christmas.
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Hey, you lose a man to Louise,
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he was never
yours to begin with.
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Eh.
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Okay, I'm in.
What's the plan?
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(clapping)
Simple job.
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In and out. Nobody gets hurt.
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No promises there.
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Aniin. Can I get some help here?
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I don't know. Can you?
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You know, man. Just take it.
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What was that, bro?
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You stock the shelves,
people buy the things,
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they leave,
you stock the shelves.
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Nothing matters.
Time is a flat circle.
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Yeah, I know. Duh.
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No, no. You--
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You just don't get it.
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Whoa, bro!
You just dropped your vest.
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That's where all
your powers are, man.
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(doll crying)
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Paul: Shah!
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Wah shay shay!
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Oh! All right, fuck this.
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(grunting)
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(doll crying)
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Time to shut
this squawk-box off.
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(knocking)
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Sweetley: Hey, you'd better not
be dismantling dolls in there.
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Fuck you, Sweetley.
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If that things comes
back to school in anything
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less than perfect condition,
strike four.
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Shouldn't you be in bed?
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I was.
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Until I read
your Chat Talker post.
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You printed out the internet?
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The screen hurts my eyes.
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Get some new eyes!
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"Looking for someone to
watch a dumbass baby doll
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from school.
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Don't tell Principal Shitley."
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I was hacked!
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Either you raise that
doll yourself, or you fail.
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Fine, then. I'm gonna love
the shit out of that robot baby!
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So, you'd do a good job raising
that baby just to spite me?
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Oh, yeah. Real lovingly.
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Now, get out of here.
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(growling)
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All right. If I'm gonna
be a for real dad,
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I better get some practice in.
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Welcome to the family,
Small Paul.
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Roger on radio:
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That was
Key Willy Willicker with
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"You Lost the Keys
to My Heart."
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- (grunting)
- (shutting off radio)
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What a beautiful day
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to stick it up Sweetley's ass.
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(chuckling)
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Ooh, good morning.
(chuckling)
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(cooing)
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- (laughing)
- ♪ I recall the night ♪
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♪ That you came
into this world ♪
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Doll: Papa?
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Come on, come on.
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- (doll farting)
- Ooh! Ooh-wee!
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- (laughing)
- Doll: Papa? (cooing)
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All right, you did it.
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Hey. I got here
as fast as I could.
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Yeah, the lightbulb burnt out.
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We all tried to fix it,
but our joints are too sore.
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Not a problem.
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Right this way.
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♪
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Here's your problem.
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Light wasn't burnt out at all.
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Looks like it was
loose in the socket.
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Almost as if somebody
with delicate hands spun it
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just enough to not work.
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There.
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Uh, and another thing.
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Might you help
a frail old lady like me
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open this jar?
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Sure thing, but I do got
a lot going on today, though.
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Man.
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It's almost as if
somebody crazy glued
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this thing shut or something.
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Yeah. Weird.
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Real weird.
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Hey, uh, Dean.
About yesterday--
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Oh. Hey, man. Look,
if people want to save money
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buying rotten meat,
who am I to say no?
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No, I, uh, I meant
my behaviour.
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I was totally not cool and--
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Oh, yeah. Hey, listen,
on an unrelated topic,
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what is E. coli?
Is it an internet thing?
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Dean, could you just forget
about that for a second?
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I, uh, I made you--
I made you this to say sorry.
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Is that my face?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
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(chuckling)
Made it myself.
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Bro.
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It's okay if you don't like it.
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I can leave it outside for
the dogs or kids--
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I fucking love it.
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I've always wanted to know
what my face tasted like.
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Mm.
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I tastes good, man.
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So, here's the thing, Dean.
When we left the North Store,
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I thought Yeah Man
would make me happy,
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but you know what?
262
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,013
It did.
263
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,382
Uh, no.
No, that's the thing, Dean.
264
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,383
It did not.
265
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,584
Oh, right. Right.
266
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,520
I think it's because
I never really wanted
267
00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:30,089
to work in a grocery story.
I was just kind of always--
268
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,357
Well, I was born into them.
269
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,926
Whoa. Heavy, bro.
270
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,562
Here, try my face.
271
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:39,031
I missed out on so much
working in these stores.
272
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,068
Never went to my own prom.
273
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,603
I never found a dead body
in the woods with my friends.
274
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,041
The one time I got high was
'cause I stood up too fast.
275
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,278
Dean, I--
I don't know who I am.
276
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,216
I got you, bro.
277
00:11:57,249 --> 00:12:00,119
I'm gonna help you find out
who the real Greg is.
278
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,054
Here. Try my nose.
279
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,589
(grunting)
280
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:04,924
Oh, smells fresh.
281
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,959
Roger:
282
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,503
That's why I slept
with the band office keys
283
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,438
under my pillow.
284
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,474
All right, Louise.
Make your magic.
285
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,810
I'm like the mother hen.
286
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,980
These keys, the eggs.
287
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,816
Happy birthday, Mr. President.
288
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:31,984
Louise.
289
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,488
Did you do something
new to your hair?
290
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:39,425
Oh, you're so funny, Roger.
Of course not.
291
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,127
I just woke up like this.
292
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,029
Ever the natural beauty.
293
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,534
Can I interest you
in some warm cookies?
294
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:53,439
You know I'm always hungry!
295
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,440
(giggling)
296
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,441
Mm!
297
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,676
Where are those cookies at?
298
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,677
Um--
299
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,713
(sneezing)
300
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,884
Rita? Agnes,
what are you doing here--
301
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,152
(gasping)
302
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,060
Rita!
303
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,496
Paul:
304
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,565
Look at Uncle with
the tricked out stroller.
305
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,135
Yeah, anything for Small Paul.
306
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,370
(doll giggling)
307
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,138
This thing is the cargo
pants of strollers.
308
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,139
(doll giggling)
309
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,175
I've got this dad shit on lock!
310
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,376
Doll: Papa?
311
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,144
We should go on
a playdate later.
312
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,512
(chuckling)
313
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,182
What's Gord and little
Robocop doing after school?
314
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,251
We could go to the park.
Aww, so gassy.
315
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,820
(laughing)
316
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,222
Baby learned its first
words the other day.
317
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:46,692
It said, "Those who can
are freaking awesome,
318
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,194
and those who can't...
319
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:50,930
...they teach."
320
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,264
(Paul and doll giggling)
321
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,866
Oh, chi-chi.
(shushing)
322
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,401
There, there. Scot'apin.
323
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,205
This day isn't over yet.
324
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,106
(chuckling)
325
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,109
Lips:
326
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,082
Damn companies!
327
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,350
Anyways,
if that's everything.
328
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,052
Uh, one more thing,
sweetheart.
329
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,890
Could you help me
sort my pills?
330
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,261
All right, bro.
Listen, I want you to talk
331
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:24,964
to this little fat white
baby like it's you.
332
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,233
Dean, this is silly.
That doesn't even look like me.
333
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,367
(scoffing)
334
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,239
Oh, yeah. That's much better.
335
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,740
All right. That'll help, okay?
336
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:35,774
Okay.
337
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,411
Hey there, Old Greg,
it's Young Greg.
338
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,213
Hey, young me.
339
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,483
Wow, did we ever grow up
to be a cool looking dude.
340
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,552
Oh, well. Thank you.
341
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,320
Yeah, you still shit yourself?
342
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,388
Dean!
343
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,091
Okay, okay.
For real, man. Sorry.
344
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,492
What did we do when we grew up?
345
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,096
Well, um, retail... store.
346
00:14:58,497 --> 00:14:59,665
Training modules.
347
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,734
That's all I become?
Is a store modulator?
348
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,502
I don't know.
What else is there?
349
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,671
You don't know, bro?
350
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,308
Oh, you can be a firefighter,
a ninja, a ninja-fighter.
351
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,676
Oh, that's a good one.
352
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,245
But I don't know, little Greg.
I-I-- I don't know!
353
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,614
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, bro.
354
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,982
I know what you need to do.
355
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:17,983
Yeah, you think so?
356
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,018
Yeah, man.
357
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:21,921
You need to go find
a dead body.
358
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:29,094
Okay, great. All done.
I'll need to be getting on now.
359
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,931
Wait, wait. What about the, uh--
360
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,198
- I can ch--
- About the--
361
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,934
I can check back in
with you tomorrow, Auntie.
362
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,602
Jo needs me back at the office.
363
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:37,670
Hiya!
364
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,508
Night-night, Lips.
365
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,510
(snoring)
366
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,681
Ooh, right here.
367
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,195
Agnes:
Wow. This is it.
368
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:07,499
The thing that's
destroying our youths.
369
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:16,742
I think we need
to pick the lock.
370
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,810
(groaning)
371
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,047
(speaking Anishinaabemowin)
372
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:26,685
Now, how the heck do we
turn the stupid thing off?
373
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,388
Kiik omaa.
There's gotta be a way.
374
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,195
- (powering down)
- Easy enough.
375
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,596
Ooh!
376
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:42,701
Ma, Rita. What are
you guys doing in here?
377
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,671
Knock it off.
378
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,175
No, no.
(chuckling)
379
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,945
Actually, Sophia,
that bottle's no good.
380
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,514
It's got too many BPAs in it.
381
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,950
You don't even know
what that means.
382
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,018
Yeah, I do, dummy.
383
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,620
It means
Bad Parents Association.
384
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,956
(gasping)
Speaking of bad parents,
385
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,425
did you guys see
what Brendon fed his baby?
386
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,559
(gasping)
French fries.
387
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,561
- Doll: Papa?
- Ho'leh.
388
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:10,963
Hey, world's greatest dad,
389
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,698
that little girl
just took your doll.
390
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:16,101
Hey! Give me back my son!
391
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,370
- Mine!
- Doll: Papa?
392
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,207
Paul: Hey. Miinishin!
393
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,275
(grunting)
394
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,309
Just give me it.
395
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,310
Why...
396
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,412
(doll crying)
397
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,647
- ...are you...
- (doll crying)
398
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,749
...so strong!?
(grunting)
399
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:35,721
How about I trade you
a brand new shiny rock?
400
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,222
Mm!
401
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,092
I know. How about money?
402
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,126
I only take debit.
403
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,461
What the hell!?
404
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,495
Bring it here then.
405
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,930
God.
406
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,835
Can't believe this.
Chequing. Pin number.
407
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,836
(beeping)
408
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,939
Hah! But I didn't
leave you a tip.
409
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,240
Do you want a receipt?
410
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,975
I just want my head back!
411
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,681
(bell ringing)
412
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,116
Shit, I'm gonna be late!
413
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,154
This is it, Dean.
I'm actually doing it.
414
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,489
I'm off to find myself.
415
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:15,027
Here. Where I'm going,
they don't need name tags.
416
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,028
Where are you going?
417
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,163
No idea, but I'll be back.
418
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,132
Well, not unless you
fall in love or die,
419
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,167
but, like, won't you
for sure need a name tag
420
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,502
if no one's gonna
know who you are?
421
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:24,703
Okay, Dean.
(chuckling)
422
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,804
Here I go.
423
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,608
I'm gonna go.
424
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,543
Wait, there's big shipment
coming off the barge next week.
425
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,845
I should wait until then,
help if I--
426
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,115
No, dude. Go. I got this.
427
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,116
Huh?
428
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,217
Go on, git!
429
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,351
(whimpering)
430
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:40,352
I never liked you anyway.
431
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,020
(both crying)
432
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,155
Just go!
433
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,456
(both crying)
434
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,527
Here, I completed
the assignment. Take him!
435
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,062
It's all there.
436
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,031
Does this doll look like it's
in perfect condition to you?
437
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,867
What do you want?
It had a growth spurt.
438
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,802
It's not my fault
that it's thriving.
439
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,370
Oh, it's your fault.
440
00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,972
Fine. Here. Look.
441
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,078
I've been meaning to
do this for a long while.
442
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,382
Strike four.
You're almost out of here!
443
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,685
(laughing)
444
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:17,322
So, you come in here,
break into the band office,
445
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,024
just to shut off the internet?
446
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,859
We didn't break in here!
447
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,061
Yeah, Roger gave us the keys.
448
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,198
Oh, I tried to stop him,
but he woke up.
449
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,500
Oh, my God.
What am I doing here?
450
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,402
Uh, what's going on?
451
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,404
I'm so-- I'm so old.
452
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,007
Cut the shit, Louise.
453
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,176
Roger, are you okay?
454
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,511
I must have fainted earlier.
455
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:43,348
Luckily,
I had Louise to help me.
456
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,018
Ma, why would you do this?
457
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,189
I tried to stop him,
but he woke up.
458
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,890
Another one!
459
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:55,394
Oh, my God.
What am I doing here?
460
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,429
Ever-sick, you.
461
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,865
Lips, are you okay?
462
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,067
I must have fainted,
but luckily--
463
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,638
Holy shit. You guys assaulted
two of them today, and for what?
464
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:11,076
The youth! They're on
their screens too much.
465
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,946
Chickadee and her friends
are never outside.
466
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,049
I'm worried, Jo.
467
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,720
Well, that's a fair point,
but was this really
468
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:25,057
the smartest way to
get the youth outside?
469
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,792
Hey, Jo. Come look.
470
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,796
(kids laughing)
471
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:34,266
You see, my girl?
I miss that sound.
472
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,072
Mm.
473
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:43,175
Hey, Lips.
474
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,611
Maybe we should leave
the internet off
475
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,079
a little bit longer.
476
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,180
Sure thing, Chief.
477
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:52,150
I think some of those youth
are slashing tires outside.
478
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,419
(women laughing)
479
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,724
So, this is Rez Simulator?
480
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,525
Hey, I kind of like it.
481
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:05,397
Like it? How come you never
told me it was this much fun?
482
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:09,234
Wait, we can just
frolic in the bush?
483
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,636
Yup.
484
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:13,639
And the graphics are so good.
485
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,540
Agnes:
486
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,311
Hey, someone just BCRd me!
487
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:23,148
Yo, Chickadee,
toss me a blanket.
488
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,383
Mm.
489
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,652
Kookums these days.
490
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,453
Ah, holy shit!
491
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,255
(grunting)
492
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,293
♪ I thought wanted
to be stronger ♪
493
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:35,827
♪ More like one of the boys ♪
494
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,264
♪ I turn it up a little louder,
started making some noise ♪
495
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,267
♪ Then I knew, then I knew
just how strong I could be ♪
496
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:46,138
♪ Yeah, let me tell you
what it means to me ♪
497
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,640
♪ Girls are okay, okay ♪
498
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:49,675
♪ We're okay ♪
499
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,177
♪ Girls are okay, okay ♪
500
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,578
♪ Us girls are okay ♪
501
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:57,182
♪ They're holding it down,
not messing around ♪
502
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,851
♪ Girls running
their own world now ♪
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