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(Roger Laughingstick narrating)
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Mn'ehh.
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Mn'ehh.
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♪ Yes I can
love you baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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(People chattering)
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Man: Alright. So, that's
why we're trying
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to be more inclusive.
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So, Chuck shes. Chuck theys. Mm?
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Makes sense, right?
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Oh! Hey, Chief Jo!
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You got something on your shirt.
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Nice try, Ernie.
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That's my medallion!
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Maybe your eyes are going
bad in your old age, mn'ehh.
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(laughing)
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Oh! Yeah. It's, uh--
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I see it's a duck taking a
shit by the campfire.
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Real majestic. (chuckling)
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Oh, oh, I have to take an
important phone call.
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Hello? (laughing)
Prime minister.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, guys.
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I just have to take this
very, very important call.
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Yeah. No. The memorandum of
understanding.
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Bye.
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Jo.
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(sniffing)
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Fok! They put us
right by the shitter!
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Ugh. Nobody
wants bathroom bannock.
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It's the perfect spot for
a bunch of shitty losers!
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- (Paul growling)
- Both: Butterns.
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Paul, you know,
I just can't tell
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if your table's too small
or if you're too big!
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You know for a fact that
that table is way too small!
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Yeah. Paul hasn't lost
any weight,
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so he's just
as big as ever.
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(laughing) Good
burn, b'eb.
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Rose: Just wait till everyone
gets a whiff of this.
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People will be drifting in on
clouds of bannock stink.
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Already ahead of you.
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(fan whirring)
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Hi! Oh!
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(laughing) How many
would you like?
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Two? Okay.
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There! (sighing)
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Give me your biggest
beaded medallion.
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Mm. How about
this one?
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- Bigger.
- Bigger? Huh.
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Okay, but
you asked for it.
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♪
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Tsk. Look at
this Buttern over here.
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Hey, Buttern.
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Pump up the jam.
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♪ I can't believe ♪
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♪ My fucking eyes ♪
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♪ I want
to shack up ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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What was that?
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♪ Fuck ♪
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Uh... I said,
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hey, Buttern,
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you got any bread for
that Buttern or...
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Good one... I guess.
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Uh... hey, Buttern,
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did your butt get burned and
then you put it in an urn?
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Ouch. I'm burning
up over here.
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Uh...
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♪
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Okay, sir.
One bannock for you.
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It tastes real deadly with
some of our raisin jam.
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I'm good, man.
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Raisins don't spread.
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Yeah, they do! Watch!
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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- (grunting)
- (snapping)
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Customer:
It's okay,
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Bought some Buttern
jam earlier.
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(gasping) Get that
away from our bannock.
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That devil-paste
will turn you into a liar!
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Give our
bannock back.
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You ruined it with
your dirty jam hands.
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Bad customer! Bad!
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Now, go find a place
to lay down somewhere!
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Real mature,
Bitterns.
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(Paul chuckling)
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Female voice:
Rose...
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Amawishin.
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Can you
believe this?
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(chuckling)
Yeah. Crazy.
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(laughing)
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Uh-- (clearing throat) I
gotta go... use the bathroom.
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Hey, Jo.
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Ho'leh!
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(laughing)
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Hey, everyone!
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Hey, come here.
Look at this.
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After we made fun of Jo's tiny
medallion over there,
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she went out and bought a
bigger one! (laughing)
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Oh! Oh! This
old thing?
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I-- I forgot I had
another one. (laughing)
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It looks like
it hurts your neck.
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(Ernie laughing)
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No. Nope. Nope.
I just slept wrong.
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Why don't we
move this along?
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And let's go
take our seats!
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This thing looks like it's
the size of a satellite dish.
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Okay. At this time,
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we should
get started.
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Hey, good idea,
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unless Jo's mighty
huge medallion
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has any objections!
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Mn'ehh.
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(Ernie laughing)
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Serena: Do you always
dress like a checkerboard?
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Yeah. Good
one, Butt-burn.
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Speaking of butts,
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does this costume
makes mine look big?
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Yeah. I don't think it
needs any help.
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You know, we
don't have to do
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this whole Bittern-Buttern
thing, hey?
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Bonnie: Hey! You get away
from that Bittern kid!
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She'll give you nits.
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I was just telling her to get
her ass back to Grouse Lake.
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Yeah, Then
I said, "Sure.
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Anything to get away from
moo-breath over here."
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(scoffing) You tell
that Grouse Laker
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that they all
have scabby lips!
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Oh, yeah. I said
that twice already.
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Good. Okay.
Carry on.
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Hey, want
to take off?
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Yeah. Fuck this place.
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There you are!
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What took
you so long?
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Uh, pregnant lady poops.
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I hears thats.
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Wait a minute.
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You're lying.
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- What?
- But you never lie to me!
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Uh, yeah, I do.
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Wait a minute.
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(sniffing)
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You ate the jam!
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Fine.
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How could you
lie to me, Rose?
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When I ate it,
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I entered
the spirit world.
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You see what the
jam does?
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It makes you
all crazy!
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You're going right where
you belong, the trash!
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Female voice:
Paul...
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Amawishin.
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(grunting)
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Fok'n sweet!
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Did you taste
the jar of jam?
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Uh, no!
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You did. You
tasted it.
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- No! I swear! I--
- Shut up.
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You ate the lie-jam.
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Did it tell you to
burn things?
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What? No!
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Mine didn't do
that either.
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So, what do
you think it wants?
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I'm no jam-ologist,
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but I think it wants
us to eat more!
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- Let's pump up the jam.
- Mmm.
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(chattering)
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Welcome to the Eastside Chiefs
Organization Conference.
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To start, we'll discuss
economic development,
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and at this time, I'd like to
introduce our leaders.
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With me is Chief
Jo from Grouse Lake...
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(people applauding)
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...Chief Ernie from
Greater Grouse Lake...
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(people applauding,
cheering)
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...Chief Maureen from
Big Grand Rapids,
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Chief Morris from Tiny
Grand Rapids,
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and myself, Chief Sonya
from Totally Normal Rapids.
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Let's start with opening remarks
from Chief Ernie.
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- (Ernie chuckling)
- (people applauding)
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Thank you. Miigwetch.
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(chuckling)
Boozhoo. Aniin.
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Oh. Tansii.
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It is with
great honour
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that I am here with my
fellow leaders,
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my brothers, my
sisters,
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and Jo.
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The fok?
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We have travelled great
distances to be here,
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but my journey was perhaps the
most difficult of all.
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I was offered a free
upgrade at the airport,
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but I thought of
my people,
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and I said no!
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I chose
the middle seat,
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because... (choking up)
...humility...
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is the mark of a
great leader.
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(people murmuring)
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(thumping)
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(audience
thumping tables)
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Chief Jo?
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Jo: Niin Jo.
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My journey
was also not easy.
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When I first got here, my
room wasn't even ready.
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I was forced to sit
in the lobby and wait
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while they made
up my room!
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(thumping)
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For my troubles,
I was offered
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a-- a suite with
a fancier coffeemaker.
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You know, the ones
with the little pods.
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But I turned it down
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in favour of
a simpler coffeemaker.
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(thumping)
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But I knew...
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(choking up) ...that some
of my people never had coffee,
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and I knew that
some of them
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would appreciate
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my strong humility.
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(clearing throat)
Coffee-making-wise.
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(Ernie slurping)
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Sonya: Miiigwetch, Okemow Jo.
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Ugh. These conferences
are the worst.
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Yeah. They-- They totally
suck in every way possible.
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I mean,
they can be fun.
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You get to meet cool people
from different reserves.
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Yeah. No.
You're right.
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They're the greatest.
I love them.
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You know
what else I hate?
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Yeah. I-- I probably
hate it, too.
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Being a
jam mascot.
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Same, man.
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I hate it.
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No way. You're
a jam mascot, too?
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Yeah, big time.
Raspberry.
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So you're a jam mascot
and the daughter of a chief.
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Yeah, right?
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It's crazy how much we
have in common.
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Now, you're going
to tell me that you have
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an ASMR
channel, too.
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Yeah. I'm--
I'm down with AMSRT.
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Oh, that's cute.
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You have no idea
what it is.
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Is that that
whispering thing?
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It's more than that.
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It helps people relax
and get to sleep.
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It's like a tingly
brain massage.
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The fuck is that?
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It's a microphone.
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Close your eyes.
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(whispering)
Hello.
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Hello. Hello.
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Psst. Psst.
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(aloud)
I said close your eyes.
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Right. Right. Sorry.
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(whispering)
Chickadee.
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Chickadee.
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Bonnie, Bonnie.
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You know what? I think we all
got off on the wrong foot.
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Rose: Yeah.
You're not a mascootch.
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In fact, I'm the one that's
a mascootch! (laughing)
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What do you
Bitterns want?
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Maybe we should come together
like Hobbs and Shaw,
261
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,065
like Kong
and Godzilla,
262
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:49,268
your jam
and our bannock.
263
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,102
You're crazy!
264
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,838
I'm not actually
a Bittern.
265
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,306
So, uh, just putting
that out there.
266
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,008
- You could give me some.
- Rose!
267
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,111
Neither of you
are going to get shit.
268
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,947
Um.
(clearing throat)
269
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,449
This is everything
that we made today.
270
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,950
Just give us one
little, simple jar.
271
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,285
- Just a taste!
- Rose: Yeah.
272
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,087
Nothing needs
to get burned.
273
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:12,625
Your Bittern money ain't
no good here.
274
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,693
You know what?
At first,
275
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,595
I felt bad for calling the
health inspector on you,
276
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,631
but you know what?
I'm glad I did!
277
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,199
You what?
278
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,801
- There he is right now.
- Bonnie: Oh!
279
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,336
Is this the
Buttern jam booth?
280
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:25,237
Paul:
Yes, it is,
281
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:28,941
and look how filthy
everything is!
282
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,009
It actually looks
fine to me,
283
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:34,113
but whose booth is that,
so close to the bathroom?
284
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,619
Ernie: And so,
in conclusion,
285
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:44,356
investing in wind turbines
will provide jobs
286
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:48,661
and allow us as a people
to harness the power...
287
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:49,662
(inhaling)
288
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,663
...of the wind.
289
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,231
(exhaling)
290
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,568
Aho.
291
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,635
Mn'ehh.
292
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,039
Chief Jo, is there
something you want to say
293
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,842
about Chief Ernie's wind
turbine idea?
294
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,009
One sec.
295
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:19,325
You, uh, sure we need
any more wind turbines?
296
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,327
Seems we
got enough wind
297
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,728
coming out of Chief
Ernie's mouth over there.
298
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:23,829
Audience members:
Oh.
299
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,898
Mn'ehh.
(chuckling)
300
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,433
Just teasing!
301
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,235
It's traditional!
302
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,070
Lateral violence,
303
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,505
while sadly too common
in our communities,
304
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,774
is not traditional!
305
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,244
You call that
lateral violence?
306
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,579
Lateral violence
would be me saying,
307
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:43,916
"You had way too many
Danishes at that table."
308
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:47,887
Ho'leh. We're here for
the economic development,
309
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,556
not the Danish
baking industry.
310
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:51,457
(audience
member gasping)
311
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,460
This is why nobody
likes you guys!
312
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,330
Okay! At this time, I'm going to
ask everyone to cool down.
313
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,200
- He started it!
- No, I never!
314
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,237
Scot'apin!
Let's take five minutes.
315
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,238
(grunting)
316
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:09,708
(chattering)
317
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,211
(Serena hissing)
318
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:16,615
(whispering)
Puh, puh, puh.
319
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:21,420
Ever. Sick. Ever. Sick.
320
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,988
Weenuk.
321
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,991
Weenuk.
322
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,561
Mn'ehh. Mn'ehh.
323
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,635
(aloud)
So? Feel any tingles?
324
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,637
I think
I fell asleep.
325
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,739
I love you-- It.
326
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:41,573
I love it.
327
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,976
- Thanks. (chuckling)
- Uh...
328
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,078
You should subscribe
to my channel.
329
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:49,014
Yeah, um,
if I have time.
330
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,683
I work a lot.
331
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,550
What do you do?
332
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,753
Right now?
I'm in summer school.
333
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,121
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
334
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,490
Uh, for
work, though,
335
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,126
I take care of
disadvantaged kids.
336
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:01,627
One of them is 40.
337
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,294
(door opening)
338
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,430
Hide!
339
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,266
(footsteps going by)
340
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,035
(whispering)
I thought I saw a Buttern.
341
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,338
(whispering)
I see one now.
342
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,205
- (aloud) Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
343
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,741
What do you think?
344
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,743
Chickadee (whispering):
I like it.
345
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,779
A lot.
346
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:26,485
♪
347
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:27,386
Huh.
348
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,457
That a bad "huh" or
a good "huh"?
349
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,525
It sounds like a good "huh."
350
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,294
Well, we don't like to say
things are good or bad,
351
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:39,865
but the selling of food within
five feet of a bathroom facility
352
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:44,303
is prohibited by the Manitoba
Safe Foods Act of 1983.
353
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,339
Wait. What are
you trying to say, bro?
354
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,975
Your food's too close
to the shitter.
355
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,313
(sighing) Straight
to the trash.
356
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,516
Female voice:
Amawishin.
357
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,686
Fok'n fluffy!
358
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,522
(music playing)
359
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,590
- Hey!
- (music grinding to a stop)
360
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,091
Oh.
361
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,259
- She stole our bannock!
- Ah!
362
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,662
Not only will the wind
turbines provide us with...
363
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,831
(whispering)
Hey. Psst.
364
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,566
Nobody likes me?
365
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,835
- Nobody likes you.
- (Ernie grumbling)
366
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,103
Sonya: ...reduced compared
to traditional methods...
367
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,205
Mascootch.
368
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,340
You're a mascootch.
That's you.
369
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,375
Constructing the wind
turbines would allow us...
370
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:26,445
(sniffing) Oh, you
smell that?
371
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,881
It smells like piss.
372
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,883
Or is that just because
you're a wiizii'geewan'nakinth.
373
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,251
Also sell excess power
back to the government.
374
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:36,588
- You're pissy.
- You probably can't even smell
375
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,757
the piss because you're
so pissy!
376
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,894
Sonya: At this time, I have
to ask you both to stop.
377
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,595
(nasally) At this
time, I must ask you
378
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:44,930
to try a
different phrase.
379
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,965
(murmuring)
380
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,701
This is hardly
chief behaviour!
381
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,570
Yeah, Jo!
382
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,471
You, too, Ernie!
383
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:56,208
Both of you are acting
like children!
384
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,376
She called me fat!
385
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,478
He made fun
of my medallion!
386
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,712
That's it!
387
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,047
At this time,
388
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,382
both of you can
get out!
389
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,118
After you,
pleather mukluks!
390
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,487
Okay. Mr. Drops His .22
In the Muskeg!
391
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,891
Jo: Poor babies! Couldn't
hack it,
392
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:13,659
so you packed up
your mamas and left!
393
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,895
Ah, shut up!
394
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:17,596
- Bonnie?
- Bonnie: Oh!
395
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,598
She stole
our bannock!
396
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,901
Bonnie, what are you
doing with devil's food?
397
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,036
It's just so good!
398
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:24,870
I can't help it!
399
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,672
That filth
has made you a liar!
400
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,574
Just give it back!
401
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,877
The fok?
This is total chaos.
402
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,379
- I love it.
- I think I know what to do.
403
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,116
Well, you better hurry. My mom's
got your dad in a headlock.
404
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,384
Say uncle!
405
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,019
Never!
(grunting)
406
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,554
Just let me have it!
407
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,456
Just-- just
one more bite.
408
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:47,259
Drop the bannock,
or the jam gets it.
409
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,362
It's got so much
more life to live!
410
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,363
(whispering)
Hello.
411
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,397
(people murmuring)
412
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,199
Hello. Hello.
413
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,934
- (people murmuring)
- Hello.
414
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,736
Chickadee, get away
from that Buttern!
415
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,906
You want to get
nits or what?
416
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,908
This isn't the place for you.
The adults are talking.
417
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,812
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- (murmurs quieting)
418
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,481
Why does my
head feel like this?
419
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:13,118
Aniin. Aniin.
420
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,254
- I feel so calm...
- Serena: Aniin. Aniin.
421
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:19,291
...and yet so annoyed at
the same time.
422
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,792
Serena:
Aniin. Aniin.
423
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,262
I want it to
stop because it's dumb.
424
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:27,132
- Serena: Shh.
- But I also feel calm.
425
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,835
- This is stupid.
- Serena: Maanoo.
426
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,503
- Right?
- Serena: Shh.
427
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,239
Yes, it is, but somehow
I feel...
428
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,141
less angry.
429
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,576
(aloud)
Chickadee, it's working.
430
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,644
- You did it!
- (giggling)
431
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,481
Jo: Can I borrow
this fucked-up little mic?
432
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,183
Of course. Yes, ma'am.
433
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,185
Jo:
Ah.
434
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,154
Everyone, you know,
I will admit,
435
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,491
things got out
of control,
436
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,593
and for that, I
apologize.
437
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,762
But I just
want to say,
438
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,665
if we can't put
our differences aside,
439
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,534
we're no better than
our kids.
440
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,869
I'm better.
441
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:08,307
But Jo, she stole
our bannock!
442
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,043
But Ernie, they
took our jam!
443
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,379
(Jo sighing)
444
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,449
Alone, the bannock
445
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,985
is just bannock,
446
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,055
and alone,
jam is just jam.
447
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:28,126
But if we put those two
things together,
448
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,363
amazing things
can happen.
449
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:31,997
(Paul chuckling
softly)
450
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:35,534
Bonnie, would you like
451
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:40,038
to dip my bannock
into your jam?
452
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,541
Uh, as weird
as that sounds,
453
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:43,642
you bet.
454
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,245
Ah.
455
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,279
Bonnie:
Oh!
456
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,918
Oh! Fok, that's good!
457
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:53,952
(grunting)
458
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,789
er Laughingstick narrating)
459
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,992
♪ Hey I'm built like bannock ♪
460
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,228
♪ Don't take long now
to understand it ♪
461
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,263
♪ I, I'm built like bannock ♪
462
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,364
♪ I got the bread ♪
463
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,866
♪ No need to panic ♪
464
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,701
♪ Hey I'm built like bannock ♪
465
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,903
♪ Don't take long now
to understand it ♪
466
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,938
♪ Wow I'm built like bannock ♪
467
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,040
♪ I got the bread ♪
468
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,274
♪ No need to panic ♪
469
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:53,378
♪ Whoa jah ♪
470
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,546
♪ So fresh ♪
471
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,381
♪ I'm big and round ♪
472
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,716
♪ Make that booty go
touch the ground ♪
473
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,017
♪ So crispy ♪
474
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:00,052
♪ Lookin' like gold ♪
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