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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:03,403    What does it say?             2 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:05,305  Stephen Harper's sperm            better work.                   3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,773    Fok yeah.                     4 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:08,041    Fok yeah?                     5 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:10,143    My eggs are pregs!            6 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,245  You're gonna be a dad!          7 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:15,048 (voice distorting) Paul?         8 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:19,886 Did you hear me?                  You're gonna be a dad.          9 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,490 Paul Jr., I smelled weed coming  out of your bedroom last night.  10 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:25,892 So what? Uncle Dean says         11 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:27,093 you used to smoke that shit out     of a plastic bag.             12 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,094    (gasping)                     13 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:31,064 What's gotten into you,             Paul Jr.?                     14 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,932 You started a speakeasy,         15 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,801  you're in and                     out of bingo prison.           16 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,237  Paul:                              And worst of all?             17 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:41,141  I seen't you cleaning             your mooey jeet in the sink!   18 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,143 Where do you get                 this stuff from?                 19 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:46,079   Isn't it obvious? From Dad.    20 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:49,849   No son of mine will            act like a son of mine!          21 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:51,351 - Fuck you, Dad.                    - Paul: What did you say?!    22 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,953   Are-- are you okay?            23 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,524    (gasping)                     24 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,493  If you think you're taking off     to Winnipeg, think again.     25 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:01,861    I had you chipped!            26 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,797    (beeping)                     27 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:07,467  ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪   28 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,936    ♪ All night long ♪            29 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,473  That was Donny Danger              and the Five Finger Fillet    30 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:17,210 with "I Left My                     Ring Finger in Bloodvein."    31 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:25,618  And if you're wondering why my    voice is so buttery smooth,    32 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:29,355    I just upgraded to              the Vocalschmoodin B-Niner.    33 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:32,725  It's the Bung Bologna           of microphones.                  34 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:35,995   The damn thing cost me five    hundred and fifty bucks,         35 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,730  so for the next little while,   36 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:41,701  ol' Roger is going to           be selling radio spots.          37 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:44,671   So, send in your ads              and I'll read 'em.            38 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,307    Okay. Here we go.             39 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,542    (soft piano music playing)    40 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,811   "Looking for                    a place to get stuff?           41 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:55,014    Yeah Man is having a sale      on Dean's Weiner Water Soup."   42 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,049 (app beeping like sonar)         43 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:58,318  "All the flavour of a hot dog   44 00:01:58,351 --> 00:02:01,254    but now in a grey             cloudy, greasy, liquid."         45 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,191   "Yeah man!"                    46 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,333    (gasping)                     47 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,735 I'm scared Rose.                 48 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:18,605 And it's not like, "the store's     run out of chips" scared.     49 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:21,541    Well, what did you do when      the store ran out of chips?    50 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,943  I punched Greg                  in the back of the head.         51 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,379  Okay.                              And then, what did you do?    52 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,715  I ate some ice cream.           53 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,750    See? You moved on               and you got over it.           54 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:33,119    No, I didn't. I found out     where Greg was staying,          55 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,954  and then I winded him!          56 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:38,791  Okay, point is, you're scared    because it's important to you,  57 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,527  and you want to be a good dad.  58 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,095  Fucking Greg.                   59 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,130 Shoulda gave me a heads-up next  time, put up a bulletin.         60 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,632 Okay, seriously,                    let it go.                    61 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:52,038 I think I'm just scared because    our baby won't have my DNA.    62 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:55,975   And if I can't give it that,    what else do I have to offer?   63 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,610  Well,                           64 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:00,079   he'll have your keen             sense of...                    65 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,382    You know?                     66 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,617   And, I mean,                     you almost never...            67 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:08,221    You have really pretty...     68 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,924    Your life is so...              (chuckling)                    69 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,659    You know?                     70 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,396    Point is,                       you're gonna be a great dad.   71 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:20,133  How? I don't even have           my stupid high school diploma.  72 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,969  You don't need a piece             of paper to be a good dad.    73 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,504   If I don't have my diploma,    74 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:27,006  then our kids are gonna think     that they don't need theirs.   75 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,508   And the next thing you know,   76 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,277 they're washing their mooey jeet    in the sink, just like me!    77 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,512  What?                           78 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,780 That's it, Rose!                 79 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,448  I'm going back                  to high school.                  80 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,584  All I need is one more credit!  81 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:40,486 Wait. So, you wash your          mooey jeet in the sink?          82 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,654   It was only                     one-and-a-half times!           83 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:42,822  Hmph!                           84 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:47,360  "Need your grass cut,            but not in a bad way?           85 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,763   Hire Little Blue for             all your landscaping needs.    86 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,933  All you have to do is provide   the equipment, give him a ride,  87 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,035   make lunch, and wake him up.   88 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,972  Little Blue's                     Come Pick Me Up Landscaping.   89 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:02,508 You can hire me, but it             doesn't mean I'm coming."     90 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,044   I've been doing Grouse Lake    radio for over 25 years,         91 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,046  and now I'm making five bucks   92 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:11,351    to read an ad for               Blue's Landscaping.            93 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,387 (voice breaking)                 I feel so cheap.                 94 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:19,125 So, do I have any new messages?  95 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:21,194    Oh, right.                    96 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,496    (clearing throat)                Of course.                    97 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:27,133    Uh, there's one here about       de-wolfing the bingo hall.    98 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,401 Mmm-hmm.                         99 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,169  Nurse Logan's leaving           the Rez forever,                 100 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,805  and Grouse Lake having           too many bugs outside.          101 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,240  What was that?                  102 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,675  Too many bugs outside.          103 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,644    Fuckin' Chief and Council.    104 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:40,179    No, the other one.            105 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,181   Oh, wolf in the bingo hall.    106 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,083  The other, other one.           107 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,653 But, Jo,                         it attacked nine people.         108 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,755  The Logan one!                  109 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,557 Logan is leaving                    the Rez forever...            110 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,226    and ever.                     111 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,596   Oh. Well...                    112 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,599    That's...                      probably for the best.          113 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:00,867  Yeah, totally.                  114 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,602  The way he shit-talked          bannock at Health Week?          115 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,103  Fuck that guy.                  116 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:08,841    Yeah. I-I-- I'm --               I'm still so mad,             117 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,744    I... might just...            118 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:14,614   march right on down            to the nurse's station,          119 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:17,383   just to make sure he leaves.   120 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,619    Yeah, get him, Jo.            121 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,089    Just fuckin' missin' him.     122 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,262  Got breakfast all over           the side of your face.          123 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,064  Okay, already.                  124 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,632   You look so handsome              in your tearaways.            125 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,467  Did you remember the picture?   126 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,802   Yes.                           127 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:38,404  Remember, you're going             to school for your child.     128 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,972  Keep it, so you don't forget.   129 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,542  - Okay, I'm going to be late.    - You're not going to be late.  130 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,578    But I have to impress the       principal, so he lets me in.   131 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:47,580 Would you relax?                   It's summer school.            132 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,482   There'll be plenty of space.   133 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:52,452 Did you cut off                  the crust like I asked?          134 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,121    PB&J, extra J, no crusts.     135 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:57,423   You cut them                     in little triangles?           136 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,958   You said you wanted square.    137 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:01,761 Damn it, Stephen Harper!           You don't do anything right!   138 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,963 Hang on.                          Let me take a picture of you.   139 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,498    (sighing)                     140 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,234 So fucking lame!                 141 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,971 There's my handsome boy!         142 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,473    (camera shutter clicking)     143 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:19,145  Oh, hi, Logan.                  144 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,581    I heard you were leaving.     145 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,950  Yeah, contract is up.           146 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,419  Probably for the best.          147 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,954    Looks like you got              a new nurse coming.            148 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:30,590   By the sounds of it,            she won't be such a stickler.   149 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,258    Well, that's good.            150 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:36,028  Hopefully, the new nurse won't     be so hard on our bannock.    151 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:41,434    (sighing)                       That really made people mad.   152 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:45,171  You know, the next day, I woke  up with a moose head in my bed.  153 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,340   Who would do                     something like that?           154 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:48,641    Well, don't worry.            155 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,844   I won't let the door              hit my ass on the way out.    156 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:54,480    Anyway, what did you want?    157 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,216 Nothing.                           (stammering)                   158 00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:01,287 I didn't just come here             to... see you off.            159 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:04,724 Weirdo.                          160 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,692    You know, I really             wish this worked out.           161 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,895 Grouse Lake had                   some beautiful things.          162 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:10,963    (scoffing)                       It was all right.             163 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,132   I-- it's...                    164 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,967    Whatever. Where--             165 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:18,371   Where are you going,           by the way, or whatever?         166 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:19,972   Bunibonibee.                   167 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,575  Okay, cool. Whatever.           168 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:25,178    (sighing)                     169 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,346  Anything else?                  170 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:31,083 No. It's just...                 171 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,552   like you said, uh...           172 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:36,556   don't let the door hit your       tight buns on the way out.    173 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,029 - (door opening)                   - (sighing)                    174 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,398 Paul: Chickadee, there you are!    (chuckling)                    175 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:48,334 You want to walk                    to school with me?            176 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:52,405   Who's this? Your Uncle Paul?    What is he? Like, 50?           177 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,907   Boy:                             Nice tearaways, bud.           178 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:59,345  Yeah, my guy,                    what year is it? 1998?          179 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:02,081  Jesus!                          What's up with these teens, man? 180 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,050  They are who they are.           Cool as shit.                   181 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:07,019  Hmph.                           I don't think they're that cool. 182 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,222    What did you say, Discman?    183 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,690   You guys wanna hear            some cool music?                 184 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:13,893 Oh, yeah. We love classic rock.  185 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:14,927  What you got?                   186 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,096    I got Rock Rap White Boys.    187 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:21,267    I've got the CCC -             The Crazy Clown Clan.           188 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,637   I also got Big Shitty Tunes       Volume 15!                    189 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,439    (sighing)                     Come back here!                  190 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,247 Sorry, there's no smoking here.  191 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,884 Oh, don't worry.                  I'll be finished in a minute.   192 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,387 Okay, but I'm--                   I'm actually pregnant.          193 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:44,924 Oh, trust me, the first           trimester doesn't even count.   194 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,395  Sorry.                           Are you the new nurse?          195 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:50,997    Well, I ain't Santa Claus,    196 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,599   but I do eat                    a shit ton of cookies.          197 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,668   (chuckling)                    198 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,270    (coughing)                    199 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,105    (hacking)                     200 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,473  All... right.                   201 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,675 Let's get you to                   the nursing station.           202 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,244    Oh, great.                      Wanna grab my bag, sweetie?    203 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,513 Oh, don't worry.                 204 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,982  Carrying heavy things            is good for the baby.           205 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,619    Let's go.                     206 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,790 Thanks, sweetie.                 207 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,829 The fok?                         208 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,166    Sweetley is principal now?    209 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,168  That's right.                   210 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,140    But you--                     211 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,042   Failed you back in grade 12.   212 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,477 - All because--                     - You never came to class.    213 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,680    - And now you're--               - The principal...            214 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,281 of the new high school.          215 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,150 - Who keeps on--                   - Finishing your sentences?    216 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,552    - Oh, for fok's--             - Sakes.                         217 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,495  Let me guess, you couldn't get  your girlfriend pregnant         218 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,532 because you're sterile,          219 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,336  so she was impregnated             by the town cuck, and now,    220 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,738 you're feeling insecure as a new    dad because you've got...     221 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,007 nothing.                         222 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,009    Now, let me guess.            223 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,878   You did so good as a teacher   224 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,081  that they promoted you           to principal,                   225 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:18,317 and now,                            your salary is way higher.    226 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,686    (sighing)                     What do you want, Paul?          227 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,254   We already hired a janitor.    228 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,823  Look,                           229 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:27,760  I know you hate me, but I need    one more credit to graduate.   230 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,696   That's true, I do hate you.    231 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,332  Let's look at                   your old file, shall we?         232 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,236   Ah.                            Looks like you need life skills. 233 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,238   (chuckling)                       Which makes perfect sense     234 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,074    because you suck at life.     235 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,943   What do you                     have against me, man?           236 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,246   You were a terrible student.     You didn't even try.           237 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,850    Thought you could joke and     smile your way through school.  238 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,019    I see what this is about.     239 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:57,923 You're mad because I got          everyone to call you "Shitley"  240 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,092    way back in 2002!             241 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,861    I don't know what              you're talking about.           242 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:05,264   You suspended, like, 19 kids     that day! You set a record!    243 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:08,901 I was doing you                  a favour by failing you!         244 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:12,238  You know what?                  I'm gonna do you another favour. 245 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,939   You're gonna let me back in?   246 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,042   Only so I can watch            you fail again.                  247 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,977    And you're in luck            248 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,546 because                             I'm teaching life skills.     249 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,581   Fine, then.                    250 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,283   Five strikes and you're out.   251 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,918  Five strikes?                     (chuckling)                    252 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,553  Shit,                             I'll give you one right now.   253 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,388    Fuck you, Shitley.            254 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,623    That's strike number one.     255 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:31,924    Fuck yeah.                    256 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:32,958    Strike number two.            257 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,461    Three more                    and you're out of here.          258 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,130   Man, I don't even know what      sport you're talking about.    259 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,967  I'm going to be on you             like brown on moo!            260 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,436    Paul: Heh!                    261 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,009   - Chief Jo?                     - Huh? What? Nothing.           262 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,612    We have an                    emergency health crisis.         263 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,148   It was just                     one piece of bannock.           264 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,583    What? No.                     265 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,286 This new nurse, Margo...         266 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,088 she's terrible.                  267 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,690 Well, what do you care?            You're leaving soon anyways.   268 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,093    Or are you trying to stay?    269 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,527 I'm not messing around.          270 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:12,198    What kind of nurse               still prescribes leeches?     271 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,334  I'm sure she had her reasons.   272 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,635    For a broken arm?             273 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,471  Okay.                           274 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,706    She even gave Blue             testosterone.                   275 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,542  He's just a kid. Look.          276 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,346   He looks fine to me.           277 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,349  (deep voice:)                      Oh, yeah.                     278 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,487  Logan:                          We have to do something.         279 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,388  I can't just fire her.          280 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,825   It'll take me months to cut       through all that red tape.    281 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,193    Unless...                     282 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,297    She quits.                    283 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,701  (deep voice:)                      Oh, yeah.                     284 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:53,639  Hey, Discman.                   285 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,808  Heard you got                    into it with Sweetley.          286 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,344 - Yeah, that's cool bro.         - Fucking cool.                  287 00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,713   Yeah, it's because I'm cool.   288 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,581    No, you're not, but if you    289 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,084    really want to be,              you'll come with us,           290 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,719   'cause we're                    gonna prank Sweetley.           291 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,921    When Sweetley goes            to take his daily dump,          292 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,690 we're gonna reverse the           plumbing, so when he flushes,   293 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,227  the toilet will blow his shit    right back up his ass.          294 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,329   The old reverse moo.           295 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,398  Uh...                           296 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,734    What's the matter?            Are you scared?                  297 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:25,538  Nah. It's just                  we can do cooler things,         298 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,940   like listen to Limp Bizkit,      we can drink energy drinks,    299 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,176  all at the same time.           300 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,245  Oh, shit. Sorry, son.              We thought you were cool.     301 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:37,049   Just hold on a second. God!    302 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,919    (sighing)                     303 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,387    Stephen Harper (in head:)     Remember, you're going to school 304 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,454 for your child.                  305 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,056   Keep it so you don't forget.   306 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,925    Shut the fuck up,             Stephen Harper.                  307 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,260    Okay! I'll do it!             308 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,229  Nice.                           309 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,442 How are we going                   to get her to quit?            310 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,312  I have got some ideas.          311 00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:10,249   Ugh.                           What's that awful smell?         312 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,818    (sniffing)                    313 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,925   Hmm.                              Raw fish.                     314 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,628   Not without mustard.           315 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,964    Oh, yeah.                     316 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,303  - Oh.                           - Mmm...                         317 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,607    (ghostly moaning)             318 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,010   Leave Grouse Lake...           319 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,645   Just voices in my damn head.   320 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:46,485  Nothing a swig                    of iodine can't fix.           321 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,290  Ahh...                             Works every time.             322 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,425 (phone ringing)                  323 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,628    What do you want?             324 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,763  Jo (disguising voice:)            I am looking for a patient.    325 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:02,268    First initial "G.              Last name "T'Licker".           326 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,204    So, you're looking               for a jeet licker?            327 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,205    (laughing quietly)            328 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:10,309 Well... today's                  your lucky day.                  329 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,311    I get off of work at five.    330 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,785   Hey. What the hell?            331 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,621 How come he hasn't went          for his daily dump yet?          332 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,557   Just hang on. Fuck.            333 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:31,230    Uh, Tavis,                      you'll be in charge.           334 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,531  I have an appointment.          335 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,135  I have to take a call              from a...                     336 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:40,306  parent and do                      some budget stuff.            337 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,847  Paul:                            Watch out, watch out.           338 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,686 You did reverse                     the toilet, right?            339 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,220    Of course, I did.             340 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,056    Maybe we're going                too far, you guys.            341 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,325 Too late now, tearaways.         342 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,594    Maybe... it's not working.    343 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,063    Just wait.                    344 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,397    (creaking)                    345 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,999 - Sweetley: It's a reverse moo!     - (water rushing)             346 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,201  Yoho!                           347 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,903 It's all going back in!          348 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,243    (water slowing, stopping)     349 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,123    You five!                      In my office!                   350 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,624   Now!                           351 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,893   (students giggling)            352 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:37,863  (Paul sighing)                  353 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,100   I might be leaving,            354 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,702   but I can't let the nursing     station turn into an ashtray.   355 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,304   Jo:                              Hmm. Mm-hmm.                   356 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,306  Uh...                           357 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,640  Margo:                           What?!                          358 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,710 Oh, God.                         359 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,313   That is it.                    360 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,782    I can't work here.            361 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,718  No smoking, no Margo.           362 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,887 I quit.                          363 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,722 Oh, God.                         364 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,726    (coughing)                    365 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,661    (laughing)                       We did it!                    366 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,897 I guess that means you can stay. 367 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,099 But I'm already leaving.         368 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,734   Oh.                            369 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,071   I just assumed you'd           stay once she was gone.          370 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,575    Well, what reason                do I have to stay?            371 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:28,013  Because I l...                  372 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,115    learned...                    373 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:34,019   how to prank                     a nurse with a fish.           374 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,955  And you're sure that's          what you wanted to say?          375 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,657    Just fish.                    376 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,093    Just fish?                    377 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,430   Okay, then.                    378 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,965    Well, I'll see you around.    379 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,203    (sighing)                     380 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,478    Because it's not.               Let me tell you why.           381 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:03,315 First, the pain.                 382 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,851  Water is supposed to be life.   383 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,489  Second, the utter humiliation.  384 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,193 Somehow, I lost a shoe.          385 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:18,197    And three, the reverse moo    386 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,633   goes against Creator's plan.   387 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,637  It comes out,                   but never goes back in!          388 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:28,941  You did this.                   389 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,310 This is all your fault.          390 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,811    You ain't got shit on me.     391 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,281  This is gonna be your            fifth strike, and I don't care  392 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,783 if you're the Chief's daughter!  393 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,552    I did it!                     394 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,855  I reversed the pipes!              And you know what?            395 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,791    I'd do it all over again!     396 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:46,959 Ha-ha! Shitley!                  397 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,827  All: Shitley!                      Shitley! Shitley! Shitley!    398 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,030  That's three strikes!           399 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,199    You've all got detention!     400 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,840  Selling ads to pay for          my new mic didn't work.          401 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,843 At least, I found a way            to pay for the mic,            402 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,913    and that's by selling it.     403 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,250   Now, if you'll excuse me...    404 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,088   ...just gonna hand it over.    405 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,523 - (feedback screeching)           - Oof!                          406 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,502 (mouthing words)                 407 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,409    (voice breaking:)                I can't believe he's gone,    408 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:41,446    after all those beautiful     moments we had!                  409 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,615 So, I understand                   that you're Chief Jo           410 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,784   and you have a foot fungus.    411 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,586  Nope.                           412 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,522  It's made with                  cranberry and duck fat.          413 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,757    Oh, the one with--            414 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,258    Duck fat?                     415 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,060 We'll obviously                  have the salad.                  416 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,030  Obviously, the salad.           417 00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,065    You got egg on your face?     418 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,968  I'm not embarrassed by             a little bit of hard work.    419 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:07,372 No, I mean you literally          have egg on your face.          420 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,980    I could have sworn             we had more memories.           421 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,114    Logan: Jo!                    422 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,319  Logan?                            (sniffling)                    423 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,622   Hey.                           424 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,725    Hey, last time we talked,     425 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,827 did you want to                     say more than just "fish"?    426 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,396  Yeah.                           427 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,734  Were you going to say             that you wanted me to stay?    428 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,269   (sniffling)                    429 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,172   Only if you want to.           430 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,174 Then, I want to.                 431 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,348  (deep voice:)                      Oh, yeah.                     432 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,456   Hey, kid. You did all right.   433 00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:00,425   - You're one of us now, bro.     - Fucking cool, man.           434 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,661  Hey, Uncle Tearaways,            when we're done here,           435 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,597    we're gonna go smash some      bottles on some rocks.          436 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,667   - Wanna come along?            - You means it?                  437 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,902  Thanks, guys.                   438 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,838    I think I found his shoe.     439 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,609  All: Shitley!                      Shitley! Shitley! Shitley!    440 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,278    Shitley! Shitley!             441 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,480 Paul: Shitley! Shitley!          Shit-- oh, okay.                 442 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,248    You guys are done?            443 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,617 Don't worry, I got this!         444 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,987    Friends...                       Shitley! Shitley!             445 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,291 Fuckin' stinks in here!          446 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:37,195    ♪                             447 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:56,648 (singing in Indigenous language) 49658

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