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Kept you waiting!

Hinatazaka de Aimashou is starting!

And here are the cheerful members of Hinatazaka!

One, two

Please~!

Frankly asking

So there's something you're asking for

Today, we only have the 4th gens with us, but

Kasuga-san, please announce the episode

"In Support of Your New Life" Sales!

Getting Recommended Goods from Your Life Seniorz!!

It's already been 4 months since they joined Hinatazaka46!

The 4th gens have a lot hailing from the countryside

So they had to adapt to a new lifestyle!

And because of that...

Members who are their seniors in life

will do a presentation on goods they brought from home that are of use in their idol lives!

However...!

It'd count as abuse of power if they just give it to them

Thus, we'll have the seniors do a presentation to promote their goods in 30 seconds

The 4th gens are allowed to make bids if they want the item

However, a person is only allowed to bid for an item once

So please keep that in mind!

Is there anything you want to buy

But you don't really feel like spending that much money on it?

Tell Kasuga about it and he'll buy it for you

Anything in mind? No way

Yes, Yamashita-san?

The wall at my place looks empty

So I'd love to have some artwork

Sudden pricey wishlist

I see

Are you fine with modern art?

Ideally, I would love to have my portrait

Surprisingly nutty order

Something drawn by someone, maybe, huh

Let's have Katoshi draw it then

Extra caricature portraits

Watanabe-san, is there anything you want?

I'm still a middle-schooler

I would love to have a bookshelf to put my textbooks and such into

Will you buy me one?

"Will you buy me one"?

The daddy short legs' turn

t/n: "The Daddy Short Legs' Journey (あしみじかおじさんの旅)" is a short collection novel about an inspiring old man who helps others

Kasuga-san, will you buy it for her?

Since you've gone a long way with IKEA

WHAT WAY?

Connection that can't be broken

t/n: famous Audrey gag of them trying to promote a chair by rocking it until it breaks

Like the one time you received that one from IKEA-

NO SUCH THING

This one stingy Daddy Short Legs won't budge, so...

Moving on to our Mommy Long Legs-

I mean

Our paisens that are ready to help their juniors in need

Have they brought items from home that the 4th gens wish for?

Speaking of the seniors

They're waiting in a different room, shall we take a look at them?

Our seniors!

Kosaka-san -Yes?

Did it take some time until you get used to Tokyo?

I've been living in Tokyo since I was in the first year of high school

Surprisingly things are doable once you try it

Swept up by the group's co-op

So it's been a smooth ride for me

That was a cool intervieww

Kawata-san -Yes!

Kawata-san, you came from bumfuck nowhere

Oh but they're kinda similar!

Yamaguchi and Tokyo

HEY! EXAGGERATING MUCH!

There's NO way

Which part of them is similar?

Kinda like

Like their kanji characters...

Kanji characters????

The kanjis for Tokyo and Yamaguchi...

The kanjis????

Kawata, we'll give you some time to revise your comment

Please take time out

I will...

Sorry about that

For now, the only thing they can showcase is a tagline for the goods they want to promote to the 4th gens!

But there's one more important thing to announce!

This is the most important part

This segment is only for an episode

We won't split it in parts

Can all of us even present?!

The fear of being in the losing side

Therefore! Listen, so therefore!

We'll stop the recording when we get enough screen-time worthy footage

So by all means, it's best to do your presentation the earliest possible

That's sad... -I wish we all can do it

As for items that nobody bids for and items that didn't get to be presented

You'll have to take them back home

Awww, man... -After all that...

But from the lineup alone, you can sorta tell we'll only get one episode worth of footage

Lacking the screentime worthy members?

To keep the momentum going, let's just hurry and begin

HOW RUDE!

That's right

Time's a wastin'! Let's start choosing the first to present!

Reveal your boards!

That "magical bell" is just so Ushio...

Import goods business back on?

Please, you can trust me on this!

What's that on your board?

There's a post-it note -Something like a paper

Oh no! I'm so sorry!

Ushio's massive fail

It was a slight miss!

Why did you have it there?

A magic, it was

Tomita-kun, what even is that?

Curious?

More like I just don't know what that is

There's t, "Tohi"...

Scalp (touhi)?

Is it something to put on your head?

It's a secret

Just wondering what kind of goods our prince (Ouji) would have with him

t/n: Suzuka's most recent cross-dressing character name, Surugawan Ouji

Surugawan Ouji, am I right? -Right right, Ouji

This was recorded right after, so the chara still sticks

Who should we start with, 4th gens?

And we'll begin from Hiraoka!

Which one of them interests your heart?

Hiraoka-san, who will it be?

Ushio-san's "magical bell" is quite...

You're curious with it?

I am

Got it then! It piqued your curiosity

Please come to the studio to hold your 30-seconds presentation!

Ushio massively back in action

I'll be on my way now!

Please wait for me!

I'm on my way!

Ushio had been promoting mainly Indonesian items

And thus, what is this magical bell she's going to promote to the 4th gens?

Alright, stand-by and preps over

*nervous*

After the allotted time is up

If at least 8 "extend" cues are raised

You may receive additional time to present

Very well then, Ushio-san's presentation...

BEGINS!

Speaking of which!

Ever had persistent and annoying phone calls before?

Innovative hook

Five seconds before you get out the house

Suddenly you hear the phone rings!

"Oh my god I won't make it in time for my appointment!"

"But I can't just hang up..."

Ever experienced those grueling moments?

I'm SURE you have!

That's right, this one is for those times!

Pushing on the projecting

A convenient bell appears

"Oh I'm so sorry, someone rang the doorbell!"

"I'll call you later!"

And with this, you can put a stop to the call and hang up-

Thank you very much! -So close to the end!!

HOLD IT!!

Just a little bit more...

THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT...

You can really feel how she was so close to the finish -Right, it was so close...

Short of the finish line...

How was Ushio-san's presentation?

She was amazing...

Her feelings reached you, then? -It did!

Anmika-tier passionate expression

By the way, Ushio-san -Yes?

You managed to tell everything you wanted to tell, right?

Not at all!

There's still something else?

Yes, I still have quite a lot to tell!

I see

Very well then, 4th gens, do you want to see an extension of it?

Your cues, please!

The total of extension cues is...

Zero!

ARE YOU KIDDING MEE

HOLD ON

30 seconds were enough to elaborate your presentation, Ushio-san!

ERrgghhh!?

Scream from the depth of her soul

If you buy it now, you'll get a special gift along with it

Are you sure you won't consider it?

Suddenly going Japanet

t/n: Japanet is Japan's home shopping business

How about I try asking them again? -Please do!

Well then, 4th gens, if you wish to extend the presentation!

Zero wished!

REALLY?!

This is the ONLY one in the world like it, you know!

You learned this in the training camp, huh

Tendon before breakfast

t/n: a pun on tendon the foods (fried shrimp rice) and tendon the comedy trick of repeating a punchline

And when it's the time to bid on it

Zero!

Not a single one of them did

And it's final that she'll have to take it back home!

With that, let's go back and select the next presenter

Whose item should we present next?

Since starting my new life in Tokyo

I keep on jumping when I toss around in my sleep

And I always get woken up because of it

Shacihoko's way of tossing?

Shacihoko: a dolphin-like fish (not a dolphin)

Because I couldn't sleep well

I'll choose Kawata Hina's 'to a proper sleep' item

Kawata, please present your item!

Now, we'll have the 'Tokyo and Yamaguchi are kinda same' Kawata present her goods!

Hello there everyone! Have you been sleeping well?

To those who can't sleep well

Welcome to Hina's world!

I recommend you this item right here!

This is something that my mom...

Minor disruption

My mom- you see, I have nightmares often

So for me to not have nightmares anymore, she sent me this tapir

This tapir has the power to absorb nightmares

So with this, you can sleep better!

This is Kawata's personal opinion

And recently-

Aaand she ended it at 'recently'!

Was her thoughts conveyed?

Oh well~

Please let me explain more

You're asking for some extension, right?

Very well. 4th gens, please raise your time extension boards!

How many are there?

Isn't that half of them?

We're missing one person!!

Apparently not

There's no extension

Just a little bit, please!

Don't come out of the curtain

Breaking the 4th wall

Just a little bit, please!

You'll get scolded

Okay

Kawata's tapir plushie.. will anyone in 4th gen be interested in it?

I want it, I don't want it

It's time to choose!

Someone raised their board!

I' m happy

It's Shogenji and Yamashita

Because two of them want the item, it's time for them to appeal passionately

Kawata will decide who she wants to give it to!

Shogenji-san, why do you want this tapir?

Ever since I was born,

Up until now, I hug a dog plushie and a bear plushie to sleep every day

I kinda want another plushie...

So you want more friends

Yamashita, why do you want it?

Kawata-san is my oshimen

So I want to sleep with the scent of my oshimen

I see

Because it's your senior's stuff

Well then, Kawata please announce who you'll give it to

Yoko-chan

And she decided that it'll go to Shogenji Yoko!

Why did you choose her?

Yoko-chan is the one who really wants it

And what did you use to decide that?

The length of their writing

Is this a writer's thoughts?

The length of their writing?

We're talking at the moment

Were you thinking about writing?

Of course ♥

With that, the one to receive Kawata's tapir plushie is Shogenji!

Continuing on! Next paisen that'll get chosen is...!

Saito Kyoko-san's...

"To you who wants to clean your room ideally"

The reason is?

It's a bit hard to say...

I've said that I respect Tomita Suzuka-san

Actually.. I also respect Saito Kyoko-san as well

Dumbfounded...

Sorry!

This is the first time I make it public

Public execution

What kind of item will be introduced by getting-same-level-of-respect-as-Tomita Saito!?

You want to make your room neat, right?

Reading cue card?

I seriously have been using this thing

It's a hand vacuum cleaner

Useful item at last!!!

Vacuum cleaners are usually hard to move, right?

But you can use this anywhere

You can use it for that hole up there

Hole?

It's convenient for real!

You should have this thing! It's convenient~

Just around 30 seconds

You're interested in it?

Everyone's nodding

Popular among 4th gen

Anything else you want to show?

I've only said a little, there's so much more I want to say

Kyoko just wants to say

Let's ask them then

Raise your tag if you want to hear more!

It's 0!

No way!

Everyone's silent

I mean...

Ignoring the rules

There's something I want to show

They got it

That's so scary.. Appearing with a hand vacuum cleaner...

That's just The Shining

Saito Madko's world

That's peeking in The Shining

There's a demonstration!

They got it already! Please back down

No way...

You're scary!

Saito's recommendation didn't get an extend, but it seems it gathered interests!

Will any of them want it!?

Recommended by Saito Kyoko-san... Do you want it? OR NOT!?

Oh! 2 of you want it!

Nicee

Now the 4th gen will appeal

Why do you want this, Hiraoka-san?

It's my number 1 item in my wishlist...

I don't have a vacuum cleaner

I'd borrow them...

Stranded lifestyle?

From others?

Or I'd make do with sticky roller...

I really want one

What about you, Hirao-sensei?

I also want a vacuum cleaner the most right now

I'd take hairs on the floor with my hand...

I clean up like that

So I'd really love to have one

Also, it being Saito Kyoko-san's belonging is so alluring

I see...

Both of you don't have a vacuum cleaner?

You can't lose at this

Plus respect for her, huh

Saito-san... You said you still have something to show?

What is it? Might as well we check

For example, like this dirty thing...

Gross!

All trash pink vest

What shooting did he had?

One where he got jumped on by an ostrich

From his tribal stay?

The suction is really strong!

It's good for its size

That took no time

As for up there...

You mean that for "hole up there"?

Hole = filter

So that's "hole up there", huh?

I think you can find this anywhere, even if it's up there...

You can reach that?

You can do it like this...

That's not something a center should do...!

Sidetracking aside, Saito will give her item to...!

What now...

Don't put it back on the pink vest!

So it doesn't come with dirt?

You're crazy!

She doesn't want them to take it out

Please choose who'll you give it to!

Hirao Honoka-chan

Hirao-sensei will get the item!

The reason is?

She said she used her hands...

Have you no common sense, Hirao-sensei?

I want to help her right away

You don't even use a roller

Yes...

Hirao-sensei got Saito-paisen's hand vacuum cleaner!

Now, let's go and choose the next presenter!

I choose Morimoto-san's

Leisurely lose weight at home

I wonder what does that card mean

And the item that Morimoto will introduce from her interesting title is...

Is this an Arabiki performance?

Arabiki is a term from an old comedy show called 'Arabiki-dan'

Hello there everyone

The item I want to introduce is this thing

This is actually a sauna!

I know some people will relate to this

It's quite troublesome going to a sauna, right?

Now, you can have a sauna at home!

Not understanding the topic at all

So you can lose weight just by being at home!

You'll get sweaty, it'll improve your health and you'll lose weight!

And this is the item's main charm point!

Check this out

That was such good timing

Do you want to talk about it even longer, Morimoto?

Actually, this is just the start

There's a chance it'll get crazier

There's a lot more?

Please raise your board if you want to listen to it more

More than 8 of them raised it!

We'll resume the presentation!

We'll now resume the presentation!

What kind of presentation will Morimoto do?

Let's move on!

So she's still inside it

You know how you can't bring your phone into the sauna?

But with this item, you can-

You can't reach it

Fusentaro's style?

Just a little bit more

So when you want to watch a movie or read-

A little closer now

I got it, I got it

How did she get it when you're not supposed to move?

I see, since you can't use your smartphones in the sauna

Griefing

It's nice that you can use it with that

That was a good presentation

Since Morimoto insisted on presenting this,

This sauna was prepared by the production crew!

Who will get this item?

Two of them raised their boards!

Miyachi and Tamaki raised their board

Miyachi-san?

I get cold easily, so I think it's a good item for this season

Just like how Morimoto did it

It would be nice if I can bring it back and lose weight

I see. How about you, Tamaki?

I really want to go to a sauna

And, and

I want it, that, that

That device..

The genius's invention?

Device....

She's really excited about it

It's the first time I've seen it

So I really want to use it every day

With that, the one that Morimoto choose to give it to is...

Ishizuka Tamaki-chan

And we have our winner

Why did you choose her?

I felt her love for saunas

A slim conclusion

You felt her love for saunas, huh

With that, the next person that Fujishima will choose is...

Anything interesting?

Takamoto-san's... with the odd font

What is written there?

Otake, what did you write there?

It's "Smooth hair that's like 2D"

The true power of a beauty guru

There's our beauty guru

That does sound interesting

With that, the "2D-like smooth hair" item that our beauty guru will introduce is?

Everyone

2 seconds wasted

Everyone

"Is that idol really a human?"

It's crucial for us to have that level of beauty

A complex introduction

To achieve that, we have this hair milk

Hair milk?

This is the wholesale pack, so there's 1 liter in it

One more thing,

There's this comb! This isn't your average-

I wanted to hear more...

Please give me more time! There's still-

Otake you can't talk right now

Hold your horses

I'm sorry, it's the rules

Well then, those who want to hear more of it!

Everyone except Kirarincho raised their boards

No interest in beauty?

You have an additional 30 seconds

Please summarise it within that time

Let's start the extension presentation!

Everyone! Ah...

You're a bit early there

Start when it's open

Everyone, in your opinion

Who among the seniors have smooth hair?

That's right! This is something that Kato Shiho herself

Katoshi Fans Crossing: New Gens

Had recommend this product to me!

I would also like to recommend this comb

First, I'll straighten out the messy frizz from this wig

She's going to smoothen it out?

Look at this!

How pretty-

That's enough! That's enough!

You'll get disqualified!

I wanted to see her doing the sides too

It would've been better if she could've done the sides

Even with the extended time, the beauty guru could only do so much!

In the end, which 4ki will be interested in it?

Anyone who is interested in the stuff that Otake introduced,

Please raise your boards, 4th generss!

There are 4 people who want it!

Shimizu, why do you want this?

Ever since they told us about this segment,

I planned on getting something from the beauty guru herself if she appears

I'm happy

And I've heard about that comb before

I really want that comb

How about you, Konishi?

I did say that my only charm point is my smooth hair

But my hair's condition is not good nowadays

And my frizz keeps on getting messed up so I really want it

I see. So you want to take care of your hair

And since you're a dummy yourself, that's also why you want it?

Adding some OBK elements?

Kishi-san?

Compared to the previous two, I don't really have any particular reason

I just want it

You can't get it like that!

Sorry for my comment

Thank you for the appeal

Why do you want it, Watanabe?

I keep experiencing static electricity during winter

So I want to have smooth hair

by using the comb and hair milk

So it's all about taking care of your hair

The person who will get the items from our beauty guru is?

Watanabe Rina-chan

And Watanabe-san will be getting the goods

Why did you choose her?

Well, she's 13 years old

It makes you want to buy her anything

Mother's instinct has sprouted

You've entered that zone?

I want to protect her! Nurture her!

Nurture her?

Watanabe Rina protection squad's newest recruit?

All for Watanabe?

Yes

With the unexpected hair care class, this marks the end of today's segment!

Graduation Ceremony for Manamo-san

Miyata Manamo Graduates from Hinatazaka46

Graduation Certificate Ms. Miyata Manamo

Hinatazaka's sexy boss, Miyata Manamo-kun

During Hiragana Oshi era, where we, Audrey, had no idea how to interact with the members

The thing that brought momentum into our show was...

The passionate burikko battle between Miyata-kun and Kakizaki-kun

As for your freestyle burikko spirit (a.k.a. maru ya) that would start every time you got on the camera

Has been inherited by your juniors

When you play a character, your acting is terrifying!

With your overly offensive play, you toyed with Kasuga numerous time

Not to mention your wit and beauty, also you do things your way

You ignored the time limit in 5 Minutes Delish Recipe Tourney

You almost took 8 minutes to finish cooking

The Tales of Genji in Class I Want to Do the Most

The overly long synopsis in King of Synopsis You showed those things

Right now, you're having a job as a writer, as an author

You showed us that dreams come true

Please keep being yourself, and make your own way

This is your proof of your activities for 5 and a half years in Hiragana Keyakizaka46 and Hinatazaka46

Here you are. Congratulations.

Wow

This is so nice

Please give Ohisama your last message

I hope you enjoyed my appearance from Hiragana Oshi up until now

I will keep doing things at my own pace

So here's to that, oh, also

My first short story collection, Kirakirashi, is releasing on 28th of February

Please check it out!

You added in an advertising

Good luck out there! Thank you!

Thank you!

Miyata-san, thank you for your hard work the past 5.5 years!