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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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- Mom?
- Jack.
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I want to tell you how your father died.
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- Got into a car wreck.
- You were...
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about 10 months old
when the affair started.
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I let you keep on loving him.
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But then I couldn't
help hating you for it.
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I'm also very fond of you, and
I want you to be my girlfriend.
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"You will always hold the key."
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You make me better, Neen.
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I'm nothing without you.
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Now, listen, I got to
be back at the airport
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in 10 hours and 37
minutes, which, as you know,
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is 10 hours and 27
minutes more than I need.
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It took me four days
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to realize I was
in love with you.
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He's going to California.
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What is he, in love
with you or something?
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Why would you say that? No.
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I saw on your computer
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that you were
researching tri-custody.
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Well, that's what you
want, isn't it, babe?
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I need to know that this
will never happen again, okay?
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We're about to have twins.
We don't need a third child.
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Well, you've made that pretty
damn clear, haven't you, Em?
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I think that this
commitment party
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has become like a, um...
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Like a deadline.
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Hey...
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Here we go.
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Dave!
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Jack!
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Ahh.
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Jackson.
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- David.
- Yes, yes.
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So, you coming or going?
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Oh, just, um...
actually had to take care
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of a little bid'ness,
if you know what I mean.
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- You know that I do!
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Oh, God. Really, David?!
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Okay, well, you know,
have a nice trip.
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I'll... I'll see you
on the other side.
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Uh, that's...
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Bye. I love you, too.
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Figured I'd get a
kiss goodbye or some...
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- I'll be back soon.
- Yeah.
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So, tonight's the big night,
right?
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You gonna lock it all
in, sign it with blood?
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Well, hopefully, ink.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Are you coming?
- I can't.
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I got... I got my
thing in Eugene tonight.
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Mm. I bet you do.
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- Okay.
- That was too easy.
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Later, I got a...
another one in Florence.
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Ohh! Dave, you bisexual slut.
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See, this is great. We should
never break this act up.
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- I miss this.
- I know. Me, too.
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- God.
- So, how'd you sell Izzy on Hawthorne Heights?
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Did you hypnotize her
or silent treatment?
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That always works in my family.
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I just told her, you
know, it's good for now.
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Doesn't have to be forever.
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Yeah, but it is
forever, right? I mean...
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look, Jack, don't toy
with my emotions here.
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I mean, probably.
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Yeah.
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Okay. I gotta go.
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I'll see ya.
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Yeah.
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Hey, that's a lot of threads
you three are weaving together.
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You better be sure,
for all three of you.
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We're sure.
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No doubt.
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Okay.
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- I love them.
- Fuck.
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- Jesus.
- What the hell?
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Well, I just about
waterboarded myself
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with hot tea. Ow.
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I thought... I thought
you guys knew I was here.
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Oh, my God. 180 over 205.
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- Is that good?
- I don't know.
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Maybe it's 205 over 180.
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Look at them.
They're, like... people.
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4D Ultrasound.
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Shit gets real.
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They love you back.
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Huh? You said you love them.
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They love you back.
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Oh.
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Iz?
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I have to pee.
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Uh, outside?
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Hey. What are you doing up?
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Right?
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Well, I'm losing my shit.
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Were you asleep?
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Mm, no.
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Shaun has the
bladder of a 90-year-old.
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I had to get up with him to
pee twice during the night.
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Why? Do you, like,
hold it for him?
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Um, no.
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We had a bit of a...
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- handcuff mishap.
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Of course you did.
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Mm. So, what's got
you freaking this time?
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So... they're real.
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Jack and Emma? What, you
mean, like, genuine? Authentic?
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No. The babies.
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I'm talking about the babies.
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- Oh.
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What's happening?
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Mm, Izzy just figured out
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- that Emma has
children in her tummy.
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Okay. Don't explain that, please.
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Hello? Okay, so,
I saw them.
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Like, I really saw them
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on this 4D sonogram thing.
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And... and it's just...
It's, like, happening.
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I'm gonna give you some
tough love now, okay?
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Ow.
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You didn't literally
run to me this time,
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but you're still dumping your
biggest, heaviest feelings
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on me instead of them.
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Also, uh,
the locksmith just texted,
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- and he's on his way up, so...
- Right, right.
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But here's the thing.
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I'm not gonna be their
nanny or their cool aunt
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or their "mamacita,"
whatever the fuck that means.
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I'm gonna be their mother.
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Like... like,
they're gonna love me
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like they love Jack and Emma.
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Hello? Nina.
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You did not hang up on me.
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- I need you.
- You're right, Iz.
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Everything you
just said is true, and...
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Right.
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... it's gonna kill me, but...
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now I'm hanging up on you.
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No, no. No...
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Hey.
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- You okay?
- You know, it's your house, too.
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You don't really have
to go outside to pee.
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Yeah, I mean, unless you want to.
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Oh, no, no. I... I
wasn't actually peeing.
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- Oh.
- No!
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So... um...
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I think I might be
freaking out a little bit.
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- About the party?
- No.
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About the babies being real.
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- Same.
- Me, too.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I don't understand how
everyone's just standing around
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watching this slow-motion
atrocity happen to us...
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I mean, giving
us full responsibility
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- for two perfectly good lives?
- Thank you.
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Feels like someone should step
in and make a citizen's arrest.
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Okay, so, this
unscheduled breakdown
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is not a unicorn mom thing?
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It is an every-parent-ever thing.
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Look at this. This one here...
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This girl is kind of
the droll, sarcastic one
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that's above it all.
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So I'm thinking of naming
her Sarah Silverman.
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- Well, I already
locked in on Silverman
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- as a middle name, so...
- Well, duh.
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It's lovely.
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Yeah. This is the dumb,
happy one...
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- Aww.
- ... that everyone thinks
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is oblivious to the
world's problems,
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but she's actually
cracked the code.
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Winning at life.
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Butterfly.
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Beautiful.
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Okay. Done and done.
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Sarah Silverman and Butterfly.
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I can't believe
people sweat this stuff.
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Wha-a-t? That's so weird.
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Okay, Gabe is coming over here
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and taking me to brunch.
We do that?
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Carmen booked us couple massages.
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We definitely don't do that.
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- Hmm.
- Why you looking at me?
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Oh, because I arranged to
have you guys out of the house
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so you could never say you had
anything to do with my amazing party?
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That's why you're looking at me?
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- My posse.
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- Posse!
- Hey!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Come in.
- Hello!
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Hello, hello!
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So, she cheats with my husband,
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then I fall in love with her.
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Yeah. Then she eggs
the neighbor's house
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and somehow ends up with
more friends than we do.
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Okay. So, here's
what I'm thinking.
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- Do you have any papier-mâché?
- Of course I do.
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Oh, hold my shit.
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Mm.
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Let's go.
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A day spa...
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- with a nursery.
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I will never get back all
the years of not knowing this.
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Live in the now.
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Oh, and also, shut up.
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We had so much sex.
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Didn't we discuss this?
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There's nothing grosser
than bragging about sex
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with your spouse of
more than five years.
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You're right.
I totally know better.
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It was like porn
without a camera.
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That's it. I'm done.
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Just except to say we won at sex.
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Yay?
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Okay. Quiet time.
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Okay.
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Seriously? What, you're the one
bringing a phone into a massage?
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What kind of "Freaky
Friday" shit is this?
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Jesus, chill out.
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Go to a spa or something.
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Dave and I always call each
other right before takeoff.
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Aww.
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Now, don't move.
I'm gonna slowly get up
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and kill you.
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Okay, I'll stay very still.
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This is weird.
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Hello?
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This is Carmen.
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- Really?
- Shh!
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- Really?
- Shh!
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Really?!
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Oh, my God. It's all true.
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Whoever it is ain't playing.
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- Jesus.
- They made a mistake!
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I'm nominated!
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For what? Worst spa guest ever?
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Best Wine Review!
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In Portland.
In a monthly publication.
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Just reds. Whites are
a different category.
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Congratulations?
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I'm nominated! Yeah!
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- Oh, my God! She's naked!
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Come on. You've seen worse.
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That is awesome.
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Yoo-hoo. Break's over.
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Let's do this thing.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, look, it's the wacky
sidekick and her wacky sidekick.
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Oh, hey, standard-issue
droll gay neighbor.
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- Where's the boss?
- How can I help?
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Oh, no, I, uh...
I mean the hostess?
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She answers to Izzy.
She's got curly hair.
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She's, like,
62.9% as pretty as me.
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That's a good question.
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- Isabelle?
- Izzy?
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Is she in the bathroom?
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Son of a bitch.
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We just got Tom Sawyer-ed,
people.
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Oh!
260
00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:43,557
The fence-painting scene.
261
00:11:43,592 --> 00:11:45,058
That's a good one.
262
00:11:45,093 --> 00:11:47,494
I'm sure you'll be good
at lifting heavy things.
263
00:11:55,937 --> 00:11:57,771
Hello?
264
00:11:57,806 --> 00:11:59,539
Thanks for coming.
265
00:12:06,881 --> 00:12:08,881
- I helped.
- Wow, you're really strong.
266
00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,293
- Mm-hmm.
- That must have been exhausting.
267
00:12:10,317 --> 00:12:11,395
Would you like to take a seat?
268
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:14,219
I would. Thanks.
269
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,822
I... I think I will
take this chair.
270
00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:18,357
- Mm, yes.
- Yes.
271
00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:19,692
- Very comfortable.
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:12:19,727 --> 00:12:22,361
- Cozy.
- State-of-the-art.
273
00:12:29,003 --> 00:12:31,103
We can do better.
274
00:12:31,138 --> 00:12:32,805
Yeah.
275
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,075
I'm sorry, Iz.
276
00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:38,778
Me, too.
277
00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:44,682
You're really doing it.
278
00:12:44,718 --> 00:12:46,951
Going to the border,
helping all those kids.
279
00:12:46,986 --> 00:12:48,119
It's amazing.
280
00:12:48,154 --> 00:12:49,387
Yeah.
281
00:12:49,423 --> 00:12:51,423
Yeah, I really am.
282
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,091
I always said I would do
something like that after college.
283
00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:55,794
You'll get around to it.
284
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:01,666
Or...
285
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:02,834
you could just come with me.
286
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,069
- Stop.
- Not like that.
287
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,574
I'm serious, Izzy.
288
00:13:09,609 --> 00:13:13,044
Look, I mistook compatibility
and companionship for love.
289
00:13:16,282 --> 00:13:17,515
I don't know, you know?
290
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:20,418
Maybe I'm finally ready.
291
00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:22,686
I hope so.
292
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:23,754
Probably not.
293
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,725
I hope so.
294
00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:30,261
Yeah.
295
00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:35,232
You know, it would have
been an excellent friendship,
296
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:37,634
you and me.
297
00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:40,137
Yeah.
298
00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:43,140
Well, on, uh... on that note, um,
299
00:13:43,176 --> 00:13:46,177
Seb doesn't like advice.
300
00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:49,013
- Yeah. Me, either.
- So, um...
301
00:13:51,884 --> 00:13:53,117
Uh...
302
00:13:53,152 --> 00:13:55,751
Nobody knows the way
303
00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:57,187
See you later.
304
00:13:57,222 --> 00:13:59,822
Not if I see you first, nerd.
305
00:14:03,495 --> 00:14:06,096
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
306
00:14:06,131 --> 00:14:08,764
- You, too.
- Thanks.
307
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,236
We are poets and prophets
308
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:14,971
Defending what we know
309
00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:20,310
We are pilgrims and pirates
310
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,414
♪ Sailing from our homes ♪
311
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:27,783
But nobody knows the way
312
00:14:27,819 --> 00:14:29,252
Thanks.
313
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:31,988
We just watch the seasons change
314
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,489
And wait for the storm to break
315
00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:35,257
So, how long did you know?
316
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,628
And the land to come
317
00:14:38,663 --> 00:14:40,307
You know, Dad would say
he was going one place,
318
00:14:40,331 --> 00:14:43,032
and then his plane ticket
would say something else.
319
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:47,003
The weird messages
on his office phone.
320
00:14:47,038 --> 00:14:51,240
And then one time,
there was, uh...
321
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:53,543
there was perfume on the...
322
00:14:53,578 --> 00:14:56,512
on his clothes in his suitcase,
and that's when I knew.
323
00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:01,350
You should have told me.
324
00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:02,863
Once shit got real,
you should have told me.
325
00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:04,819
No, I know, and I almost did.
326
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,288
When?
327
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,867
The fight. You know,
you and Mom, the big one.
328
00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:10,526
When she called me a faggot?
329
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,994
Yeah, right after you
called her a cunt.
330
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,497
What? No, I didn't.
331
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,366
Did I?
332
00:15:17,401 --> 00:15:19,579
Yeah, you did. You just said the
worst thing you could think of,
333
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:21,336
and then so did she.
334
00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:28,388
Remember when you were a kid,
you wrote that little essay?
335
00:15:28,412 --> 00:15:30,057
It was an essay about,
like, your greatest influence
336
00:15:30,081 --> 00:15:33,382
or your hero or whatever,
and you chose Dad?
337
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,884
Which made sense.
338
00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:37,252
And then it won that contest,
339
00:15:37,288 --> 00:15:38,288
and it got printed
in our local paper.
340
00:15:38,289 --> 00:15:40,020
- Remember that?
- Yeah.
341
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,956
Mom had to hear
about that so much.
342
00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:46,194
You know how hard she took that?
343
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:56,104
I spent my life idolizing
an adulterous asshole.
344
00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:03,889
I don't know. Sometimes
I think about that a lot...
345
00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:06,481
what he did, what happened,
and...
346
00:16:06,516 --> 00:16:08,416
I don't know, 12 years, it's...
347
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:12,086
It's not really an affair, is it?
348
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:13,720
I guess he fell in love.
349
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,522
Yeah.
350
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,558
I'm not sure that makes
it any better, but...
351
00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:20,427
it's different, right?
352
00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:22,028
Yeah.
353
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,234
You think he would have come back
354
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:30,770
and lived in the same town as us?
355
00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:31,938
Yeah.
356
00:16:31,973 --> 00:16:33,640
Yeah, I know it.
357
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,946
Thank you.
358
00:16:42,351 --> 00:16:45,952
All my life,
I've been wanting to know
359
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:51,090
If it's dangerous out there
360
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:52,759
I've got big bottles and little bottles.
361
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,961
- Big bottles.
- Oh, I like a big bottle!
362
00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:57,996
- There's only three big bottles.
- We can share.
363
00:16:58,032 --> 00:17:00,010
Now, do you want me to put
all the big bottles out?
364
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,767
Okay, people!
365
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:04,102
Do you want me to put the
little bottles in the fridge?
366
00:17:04,138 --> 00:17:06,116
- Um, let's keep them out, too.
367
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,605
- You want them all out?
- Yeah.
368
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:09,252
The whole place is gonna
be covered in bottles.
369
00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,409
Why not? Okay. I won't.
370
00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:13,645
Okay, people. I said,
"Okay, people."
371
00:17:13,681 --> 00:17:15,047
- I'm loving this lid. That's...
- Hey!
372
00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:16,214
- Oh, hi!
- Hi!
373
00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:17,382
- Hey.
- Hi.
374
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:21,053
So, gather round.
375
00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:22,620
Done, I guess.
376
00:17:22,656 --> 00:17:25,057
I just... I would love
a status check, you know,
377
00:17:25,092 --> 00:17:28,726
make sure we're all rowing
in the same direction.
378
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:30,828
Um, couple quick things.
379
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:33,130
Uh, blue... Whose idea was that?
380
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,533
So, you ghosted,
381
00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:38,369
but now you're
back and feeling bossy.
382
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,004
That's fun. What a fun twist.
383
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,207
Right? Hey, walk with me.
384
00:17:42,242 --> 00:17:45,210
- Let's talk about your plan.
- Okay, yeah, that's a great idea.
385
00:17:45,245 --> 00:17:47,156
'Cause you're kind of,
like, my lieutenant, right?
386
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,313
- Sure.
- Yeah.
387
00:17:48,348 --> 00:17:50,014
So, we have some autumn garland.
388
00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:51,182
I have concerns.
389
00:17:51,218 --> 00:17:53,218
Okay.
390
00:17:53,253 --> 00:17:55,152
What garland?
391
00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:56,554
I don't know.
392
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,888
Maybe it's a little too subtle.
393
00:17:58,924 --> 00:18:01,826
Okay, I would like to talk about
the plan, though, because...
394
00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:07,464
- Nice one!
- I'll take that.
395
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:10,967
Lala, I don't... I
don't see any garland.
396
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,202
Uh, whoopsies.
397
00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:15,505
You locked me out.
398
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:16,840
Lala.
399
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,309
- I can see you.
400
00:18:19,345 --> 00:18:22,346
Okay.
401
00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:23,547
Let me in!
402
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:25,482
Troubles?
403
00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:27,884
Yes. The inmates are in
there running the asylum.
404
00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,519
What, did they lock you out?
405
00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:31,855
- It's not funny.
- It's a little funny.
406
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,857
What, just give me the keys,
Chuckles.
407
00:18:33,892 --> 00:18:35,125
I didn't bring my keys.
408
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,525
Fuck.
409
00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:38,427
Ooh. Please tell me
you have the keys.
410
00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:40,396
It went great, actually.
Thanks for asking.
411
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:42,098
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you guys okay?
412
00:18:42,134 --> 00:18:44,834
I think we're more okay
than we've ever been.
413
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,203
Mm. You're welcome.
414
00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:49,705
Mm. Why are we standing
out here on the porch?
415
00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:51,374
- Oh, yeah.
- They locked her out.
416
00:18:51,409 --> 00:18:53,076
She's the boss,
the overbearing one now.
417
00:18:53,111 --> 00:18:55,444
I'm the one who binge-watches
sappy network dramas
418
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,881
and gets couple massages
with her best neighbor friend.
419
00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,215
Life, man.
420
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:01,117
Yes! No, no, no, hey, look.
421
00:19:01,153 --> 00:19:02,786
- Hold on.
- What?
422
00:19:02,821 --> 00:19:05,021
- You like it out here?
- I like it just the three of us.
423
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,367
And once we go in there,
it's not over
424
00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:07,823
till the last cork is popped.
425
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,733
All right. Who's with me?
426
00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:19,402
- Always.
- Oh, yeah.
427
00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:21,170
Drinking time.
428
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:22,405
Come, come.
429
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,584
- I'll watch.
- Where should we go?
430
00:19:23,608 --> 00:19:25,240
Uh, I know a place.
431
00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:31,747
Hunted by desire
432
00:19:31,783 --> 00:19:38,186
Wanna live, so alive
433
00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:43,124
Endless sky to admire
434
00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:49,564
What's together never dies
435
00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:52,467
Fallen into place
436
00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:57,305
While we levitate, it's true
437
00:19:57,341 --> 00:20:02,444
To feel it in my blood love,
head rush
438
00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:04,611
- Aah!
439
00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:07,448
Never comes back
440
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:12,853
Blood love
441
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:15,989
Still runs
442
00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:19,025
Never goes black
443
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,343
Sup?
444
00:20:47,021 --> 00:20:49,922
Who's that?
445
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,924
So?
446
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,225
You ready for this?
447
00:20:53,261 --> 00:20:54,927
Oh, which "this" are
you referring to?
448
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,040
Because there's a pack of them,
and I think they're breeding.
449
00:20:57,064 --> 00:20:59,265
I'm sorry.
450
00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:03,002
Shaun. Mrs. Shaun.
451
00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:04,570
- Hey.
- No, no, no, no.
452
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,038
That has been settled.
453
00:21:06,073 --> 00:21:08,974
The queen is back on
her throne, bitches.
454
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,376
Yeah, well, thanks to me.
455
00:21:10,412 --> 00:21:12,879
Yes.
456
00:21:12,914 --> 00:21:14,213
Your Highness? Do you want...
457
00:21:14,248 --> 00:21:16,248
- Just go. Go.
- I'm gonna...
458
00:21:20,121 --> 00:21:21,887
You guys enjoying yourselves?
459
00:21:21,923 --> 00:21:24,556
Yeah, you bet.
460
00:21:24,591 --> 00:21:25,690
Great party.
461
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:28,027
- It's great.
- Thanks.
462
00:21:28,062 --> 00:21:29,461
Gabe tells me you can't remember
463
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,863
the last time
I said "I love you."
464
00:21:35,602 --> 00:21:38,370
I mean, talk is cheap, right?
465
00:21:38,406 --> 00:21:39,805
Right.
466
00:21:44,946 --> 00:21:48,280
I love you, Jackson Trakarsky.
467
00:21:48,316 --> 00:21:53,218
Let the record
show it was just now.
468
00:21:53,254 --> 00:21:54,954
Jesus, Jackson,
469
00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:56,322
don't be a pussy about it.
470
00:22:09,402 --> 00:22:11,802
I love you, too, Mom.
471
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,655
Um...
472
00:22:31,691 --> 00:22:33,657
just a sec.
473
00:22:33,693 --> 00:22:36,627
Nathan.
474
00:22:36,662 --> 00:22:37,828
What are you doing here?
475
00:22:37,864 --> 00:22:40,698
Just... can we,
uh... can we talk?
476
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:42,700
In private.
477
00:22:42,735 --> 00:22:45,135
Uh, it won't take long.
478
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,640
It's not up to us.
479
00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:51,542
I'll just be a second.
480
00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:06,657
Izzy.
481
00:23:06,692 --> 00:23:08,458
Izzy.
482
00:23:08,494 --> 00:23:10,338
- Will you slow the fuck down?
- What the hell do you think
483
00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:12,596
you're doing, showing up
like this, making it seem like
484
00:23:12,632 --> 00:23:15,432
we're wrapped up in
some big, stupid romance?
485
00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:16,799
Hold on. I...
I didn't come here...
486
00:23:16,835 --> 00:23:18,146
What the hell am I
supposed to say to them
487
00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:19,636
when I go back in there, huh?
488
00:23:19,671 --> 00:23:21,304
How am I supposed
to make them believe
489
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:22,850
- that we never fucking did anything?
- I didn't... I...
490
00:23:22,874 --> 00:23:25,842
I didn't come here to
sweep you off your feet.
491
00:23:25,877 --> 00:23:27,544
I came here as your friend,
492
00:23:27,579 --> 00:23:30,680
because I don't
take that role lightly.
493
00:23:30,715 --> 00:23:33,683
But I do want you to
leave with me right now.
494
00:23:33,718 --> 00:23:35,285
What?
495
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,887
I spoke to the IRC
supervisor down in Otay Mesa,
496
00:23:37,923 --> 00:23:40,001
and I told her about you, and
she said to bring you along,
497
00:23:40,025 --> 00:23:41,736
that she would interview
you right on the spot.
498
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,027
So, we're just gonna
make a run for the border
499
00:23:44,063 --> 00:23:45,673
when I'm supposed to
be signing the papers?
500
00:23:45,697 --> 00:23:47,263
They could lose the house,
Nathan!
501
00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:49,009
You seriously think that I'm
just gonna leave with you?
502
00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,599
- What?
503
00:23:50,634 --> 00:23:52,212
Right before you're "supposed
to" sign the papers, Iz.
504
00:23:52,236 --> 00:23:54,415
Oh, my God. Really?
You know what? Fuck you, Nathan.
505
00:23:54,439 --> 00:23:55,938
Do you think this
is what friends do?
506
00:23:55,973 --> 00:23:57,406
Because my real fr...
my best friend
507
00:23:57,442 --> 00:23:59,241
is in there supporting me.
508
00:23:59,277 --> 00:24:00,477
Well, friends don't let friends
509
00:24:00,511 --> 00:24:02,478
do monumentally stupid shit,
Izzy.
510
00:24:02,513 --> 00:24:04,313
Nina's letting you down.
511
00:24:04,348 --> 00:24:06,348
You are un-fucking-believable.
512
00:24:06,384 --> 00:24:08,217
Get off my property. Now.
513
00:24:08,252 --> 00:24:10,519
- What?
514
00:24:10,555 --> 00:24:12,221
What?
515
00:24:12,256 --> 00:24:16,559
Iz, you can sign
a million contracts,
516
00:24:16,594 --> 00:24:21,596
and this will always be the
home of Jack and Emma Trakarsky.
517
00:24:21,631 --> 00:24:24,399
You can tattoo your
name on those twins,
518
00:24:24,434 --> 00:24:27,102
and they will always be the
children of Jack and Emma...
519
00:24:36,379 --> 00:24:37,612
Izzy.
520
00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:39,214
Izzy!
521
00:24:39,249 --> 00:24:42,217
God damn it!
522
00:24:42,252 --> 00:24:45,487
Izzy, I'm sorry.
523
00:24:45,522 --> 00:24:48,456
You're not my fucking friend.
524
00:25:02,804 --> 00:25:05,405
I find it strange, find it strange
525
00:25:05,441 --> 00:25:09,243
That you're wondering in this place
526
00:25:14,617 --> 00:25:18,485
But the more it stays the same
527
00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:27,735
Which one of us will look away?
528
00:25:30,165 --> 00:25:36,902
Say the words that we don't say?
529
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:49,282
Have I been taken by
you one more ti-i-i-me?
530
00:25:49,317 --> 00:25:50,616
My, my
531
00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:52,151
I love you guys so much.
532
00:25:54,389 --> 00:25:56,322
- We love you, too.
- EMMA: We love you.
533
00:25:56,357 --> 00:25:58,524
Eyes
534
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,093
Have I
535
00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:03,261
But, um...
536
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:08,400
I can't do this.
537
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:35,527
I know that we don't see it the same
538
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:42,333
There's just nothing
left for me here
539
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:49,873
Loving is a perilous game
540
00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:56,913
So I run
541
00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,350
Oh, I run
542
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:05,500
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