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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,882 --> 00:00:48,962 The spicy one's elite! 2 00:00:48,962 --> 00:00:53,162 Yeah bro, 'cause it's got those things... ja-... 3 00:00:53,162 --> 00:00:54,802 - Jalapenos. - That's it. 4 00:00:54,802 --> 00:00:56,322 What? 5 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:58,162 - Jalapenos, bro, don't worry about it. - What's that?! 6 00:00:58,162 --> 00:01:00,722 - Jalapenos, bro, don't worry about it. - What's that?! 7 00:01:00,722 --> 00:01:05,522 - Like a pickle? - The pickle's a cucumber. 8 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:08,362 This is chilli pepper. 9 00:01:08,362 --> 00:01:12,722 Check it out, pops, it says so right here. 10 00:01:12,722 --> 00:01:17,662 Jalapenos, which is cayenne pepper from Mexico. 11 00:01:18,642 --> 00:01:21,662 Plus mayo, and so on. 12 00:01:22,842 --> 00:01:26,862 As if! Cayenne pepper from Mexico! 13 00:01:27,802 --> 00:01:28,162 Here, read it for yourself! 14 00:01:28,162 --> 00:01:31,762 Here, read it for yourself! 15 00:01:31,762 --> 00:01:37,162 So, what, a truck full of fresh peppers drives in from Mexico every day?! 16 00:01:40,842 --> 00:01:43,602 No, it comes from Mexico, but it can grow anywhere. 17 00:01:43,602 --> 00:01:48,162 Like corn. The Americans invented it, but we grow it too. 18 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:28,162 Shadows Episode 8 19 00:04:28,162 --> 00:04:28,662 Shadows Episode 8 20 00:04:36,722 --> 00:04:41,322 - I should've run away with the circus! - Hold on! 21 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:45,202 - That guy pissed himself. - No, I pissed all over him. 22 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:49,602 As well I should have, after what that fucker did! 23 00:04:49,602 --> 00:04:51,462 Mr. Toma's here. 24 00:04:54,522 --> 00:04:57,682 - Come on, lads! - Just a sec. 25 00:04:57,682 --> 00:04:59,162 Move! 26 00:05:14,202 --> 00:05:16,162 Crack a window, lads! 27 00:05:16,162 --> 00:05:21,162 Let's get some air in, my ulcer starts acting out. 28 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:28,862 We thought it'd keep his noises from carrying out into the street. 29 00:05:29,882 --> 00:05:32,242 Now what? Wait until he croaks like a Somali? 30 00:05:32,242 --> 00:05:35,162 Now what? Wait until he croaks like a Somali? 31 00:05:37,202 --> 00:05:43,522 We figured we'd wait, for you to make a call about him. 32 00:05:43,522 --> 00:05:49,162 I'm not making any calls. He's under your roof. Do as you please. 33 00:05:54,442 --> 00:05:56,762 Busted, thief! 34 00:05:59,962 --> 00:06:02,082 Go get that axe! 35 00:06:02,082 --> 00:06:02,242 Mirabela, get me some aprons and dish gloves. 36 00:06:02,242 --> 00:06:05,802 Mirabela, get me some aprons and dish gloves. 37 00:06:05,802 --> 00:06:09,162 What for? Not going to clog my sink again, are'ya?! 38 00:06:09,162 --> 00:06:13,522 How about I clog it with you! Go and fetch what I asked! 39 00:06:13,522 --> 00:06:15,162 I'm dead! 40 00:06:26,842 --> 00:06:31,662 - Let's go, kiddo! - Fuck off, caramba! 41 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,162 Let's start here. 42 00:06:39,322 --> 00:06:41,462 Pull him up. 43 00:06:44,202 --> 00:06:47,162 - No! No! - Pin him down! 44 00:06:58,082 --> 00:07:00,162 Mister Toma! 45 00:07:03,682 --> 00:07:08,662 Mr. Toma, I just need a word! Mister Toma! 46 00:07:10,122 --> 00:07:12,162 Stand down. 47 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:24,562 Where have I seen you before, mate? 48 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:31,482 -At the Captain's side! The Captain! -At the Captain's, yes, quite right! 49 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:32,242 How is the Captain these days? 50 00:07:32,242 --> 00:07:35,462 How is the Captain these days? 51 00:07:36,242 --> 00:07:37,762 CocoÅ! 52 00:07:40,682 --> 00:07:45,402 Never mind CocoÅ, he got his throat cut in a parking lot. 53 00:07:45,402 --> 00:07:51,002 The Captain! The Captain did it! With his car keys! 54 00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:56,362 He told me to finish him off. 55 00:07:56,362 --> 00:07:59,242 But I let him go. 56 00:07:59,242 --> 00:08:02,242 He still caught up with him afterwards... in hospital. 57 00:08:02,242 --> 00:08:02,922 He still caught up with him afterwards... in hospital. 58 00:08:02,922 --> 00:08:06,322 He's full of shit! Sure he's gonna talk, now that we grabbed him! 59 00:08:06,322 --> 00:08:09,762 You grabbed me?! 60 00:08:09,762 --> 00:08:11,162 Relu... 61 00:08:14,282 --> 00:08:18,682 If you lie to me, I'll go after your family! 62 00:08:18,682 --> 00:08:22,162 No need, I'll give you the address myself! 63 00:08:24,762 --> 00:08:28,162 Deal. Give him a towel! 64 00:08:41,882 --> 00:08:43,962 Have you got into a fight? 65 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:48,762 - I fell off my bike. - Really? Looks like a brawl to me. 66 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:55,482 Was in an accident myself 2 weeks ago! Also a biker, he ran into me! 67 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:59,962 He had no reflectors, no headlights, nothing! 68 00:08:59,962 --> 00:09:02,242 He sprang up from a bystreet and wham! Rammed my wing! 69 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:05,642 He sprang up from a bystreet and wham! Rammed my wing! 70 00:09:05,642 --> 00:09:07,962 Fucking asshole! 71 00:09:07,962 --> 00:09:11,722 It was up to me to give way, but he blindsided me. 72 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:14,442 We tore into each other some. 73 00:09:14,442 --> 00:09:16,762 I ended up covering his 8-day stint in hospital. 74 00:09:16,762 --> 00:09:20,402 'Cause he broke this shoulder bone. 75 00:09:20,402 --> 00:09:25,922 Out of the 2500 Lei I make in a month, I was left with a grand. 76 00:09:25,922 --> 00:09:30,162 On that and my wife's wage, we barely get by, what with the bills, food... 77 00:09:34,602 --> 00:09:38,162 ...plus the kids' school stuff! 78 00:09:39,842 --> 00:09:44,162 But that's life! Can't very well lie down and die, can I? 79 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:18,002 - Don't get in, I'm in a hurry! - What's up? 80 00:10:18,002 --> 00:10:19,242 I'm OK. 81 00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:24,162 Did you talk to them? Have you got what we talked about? 82 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:32,242 -And now, what do we do? -Taking a break, from where I'm sitting. 83 00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:33,562 -And now, what do we do? -Taking a break, from where I'm sitting. 84 00:10:33,562 --> 00:10:39,162 -Not now. I meant, from now on. -What's with the sit-in anyway? 85 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:43,482 - You're on the rag? - In this heat?! 86 00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:46,082 It hit 38 degrees at 11! 87 00:10:46,082 --> 00:10:50,162 - Hey! - Drink some water, keep hydrated! 88 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:56,522 What's the plan with those? If the boss finds out, we're toast! 89 00:10:56,522 --> 00:11:02,162 Exactly. That's your insurance. If you get hurt again, he's gonna pay. 90 00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:08,282 Then why can't we hold on to them? And then hand them in ourselves? 91 00:11:08,282 --> 00:11:11,682 There, take'em! Go ahead! 92 00:11:13,682 --> 00:11:16,282 Got a contact at the Station, or in Intelligence? 93 00:11:16,282 --> 00:11:20,442 Or do you reckon you'll just file them at the booth? 94 00:11:20,442 --> 00:11:24,402 Go ahead! See how long before anyone reads them! 95 00:11:24,402 --> 00:11:26,802 Months, a year even! 96 00:11:26,802 --> 00:11:30,442 - Do you reckon the boss won't find out? - I was just asking... 97 00:11:30,442 --> 00:11:32,242 You were just asking and I was just answering. 98 00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:34,642 You were just asking and I was just answering. 99 00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:43,682 - Ok. Thanks. - Bye! 100 00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:47,162 Mada 101 00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:56,642 I got you and the girls some stuff. 102 00:12:00,642 --> 00:12:02,242 - No way, really?! - Yap! 103 00:12:02,242 --> 00:12:05,002 - No way, really?! - Yap! 104 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:09,682 Thanks! Bye! 105 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:46,832 Hello! 106 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:47,862 Hello! 107 00:12:49,562 --> 00:12:51,722 Cheers! 108 00:13:01,722 --> 00:13:07,802 - Hey dad! - Tschuss. 109 00:13:10,202 --> 00:13:14,042 What's the word? When are you getting discharged? 110 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,832 Said they found a - what was it, bro? 111 00:13:16,832 --> 00:13:17,762 Said they found a - what was it, bro? 112 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:22,362 - Hema-hematoma... a blood clot! - That's it! 113 00:13:22,362 --> 00:13:26,682 They found a blood clot on my brain, when Puiu hit me! 114 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:30,562 They gotta keep an eye out in case it shifts too far afield. 115 00:13:30,562 --> 00:13:35,682 - Take it easy then! Lie back... - I'm already laid-back! 116 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:39,802 What about you? 117 00:13:39,802 --> 00:13:43,002 -I am too. -I bet! 118 00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:46,832 - Did'ya jerk off? - Come again?! 119 00:13:46,832 --> 00:13:47,162 - Did'ya jerk off? - Come again?! 120 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:50,522 Maybe you jerked off the dog? 121 00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:54,282 Did'ya know fighting dogs get jerked off so they don't pass on the pedigree! 122 00:13:54,282 --> 00:13:57,122 - Yeah, I know. - Teddy's not a fighting dog. 123 00:13:57,122 --> 00:14:01,162 No wonder. Look who he takes after. 124 00:14:02,162 --> 00:14:06,082 - How'bout screwing, do you do that? - Maybe I'll just step out. 125 00:14:06,082 --> 00:14:09,242 Sit tight, bro! Speak up, boy. 126 00:14:10,242 --> 00:14:13,742 - Speak about what? - What I just asked! 127 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:21,082 - I'm taking off. - You're not going anywhere! Come here! 128 00:14:30,682 --> 00:14:32,602 Come closer! 129 00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:41,522 I put you in Relu's charge so you'd learn to fend for yourself! 130 00:14:41,522 --> 00:14:43,722 And what did'ya go and do?! 131 00:14:43,722 --> 00:14:46,832 With your smarts and your dad's reputation you could screw any pussy in town! 132 00:14:46,832 --> 00:14:49,202 With your smarts and your dad's reputation you could screw any pussy in town! 133 00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:52,882 But no! You get hung up on Relu's daughter of all people! 134 00:14:52,882 --> 00:14:56,962 Boss, you heard the doc, you shouldn't get worked up! 135 00:14:56,962 --> 00:15:02,442 I'd maybe get it if she were at least a looker, but let's be honest! 136 00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:04,802 Honest?! 137 00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:08,922 I can feel the blood clot swelling on my brain! 138 00:15:08,922 --> 00:15:11,882 Here's what we do. 139 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,832 I reached out to your uncle Nicu in Madrid, 140 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,202 I reached out to your uncle Nicu in Madrid, 141 00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:22,442 arranged that you visit with him over the summer. 142 00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,482 See how you like it, if the weather agrees... 143 00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,282 I don't wanna go to Madrid! 144 00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:30,242 How would you know that if you've never been?! 145 00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:35,162 On top of which, I'm asking you. I'm asking you nicely. 146 00:15:35,162 --> 00:15:40,242 Or d'ya want me to get upset and have a stroke? 147 00:15:41,242 --> 00:15:44,562 You can even take the mutt with you. 148 00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:46,832 The dog, that is. 149 00:15:46,832 --> 00:15:47,562 The dog, that is. 150 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,882 - How much is it? - 50 grand. 151 00:15:57,882 --> 00:16:00,122 I counted it twice. 152 00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:04,962 Whose money is this, Relu? 153 00:16:05,962 --> 00:16:09,722 I told you, it's this guy's I work for. 154 00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:13,362 Has Pop Puiu lost his marbles? 155 00:16:13,362 --> 00:16:16,562 Why fuck us up, under our own roof, by bringing it here?! 156 00:16:16,562 --> 00:16:16,832 What did we ever do to him? 157 00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:20,482 What did we ever do to him? 158 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,082 He wanted to help. 159 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,842 Then he should've paid the electric bill, or the gas! 160 00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:37,122 Don't worry, no one knows this money's here. 161 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:40,842 And it's not here, Relu, am I clear? It's not! 162 00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:42,802 Go return it to whoever he swiped it from! 163 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,602 All I know is I'm not keeping it here! 164 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:46,832 Tell him you found it in Puiu's things and work something out. You have to! 165 00:16:46,832 --> 00:16:50,162 Tell him you found it in Puiu's things and work something out. You have to! 166 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,882 What? 167 00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,882 It's too late now. 168 00:17:01,882 --> 00:17:06,882 - How come? Why is it too late? - 'Cause I worked it out with another. 169 00:17:09,882 --> 00:17:13,442 You and the kids will be safe. That's set in stone. 170 00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:16,832 So will Pop Puiu... 171 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:17,322 So will Pop Puiu... 172 00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:20,962 ...if he's still alive. 173 00:17:21,962 --> 00:17:24,162 What about you? 174 00:17:31,162 --> 00:17:35,042 Listen to me! 175 00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:38,482 There'll be some guys picking you up tonight, if I don't show. 176 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,442 I rented a country house, away from the city. 177 00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:45,602 - What guys? No guys, I just want you! - Listen! 178 00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:46,832 If I don't... 179 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,222 If I don't... 180 00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:53,522 If I don't come back, 181 00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:59,442 take this money with you. And there's more... 182 00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:01,842 ...by the shed, up in the eaves. 183 00:18:01,842 --> 00:18:05,242 You'll find another 7 or 8,000 there, take that too. 184 00:18:05,242 --> 00:18:08,242 Grab that box of jewelry too. OK? 185 00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:10,882 - You can find that one yourself! OK? - Why wouldn't you come back? 186 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,042 - It's down in the closet. - Why wouldn't you come? 187 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:16,832 -Are you listening to me? -Why not come yourself?! 188 00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:17,042 -Are you listening to me? -Why not come yourself?! 189 00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:20,282 You know your own hiding places! 190 00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:33,682 I'll go set the table. 191 00:19:13,682 --> 00:19:15,442 Can you leave that, please? 192 00:19:15,442 --> 00:19:16,832 I will, if you stop nagging me every two seconds! 193 00:19:16,832 --> 00:19:19,442 I will, if you stop nagging me every two seconds! 194 00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:23,722 - The table is for eating. - Dig in, by all means! 195 00:19:27,722 --> 00:19:31,442 Pace yourself, you pig, or you'll be throwing up in the pool! 196 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:34,202 - I'm not going. - When did you decide that? 197 00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:38,362 -Yesterday. -And why is that? 198 00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:44,962 Coach said dad told him we're going away on holiday next week. 199 00:19:44,962 --> 00:19:46,832 That's when the meet is too. 200 00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:47,082 That's when the meet is too. 201 00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:51,242 No point going to swimming practice, if I'm not gonna compete. 202 00:19:51,242 --> 00:19:55,842 - I'm not going, I'm busy next week. - Doing what? 203 00:19:55,842 --> 00:19:58,442 That's for me to know. 204 00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:03,082 Gotta go. 205 00:21:25,082 --> 00:21:28,602 - Why did you switch off the TV? - 'Cause it was loud. 206 00:21:28,602 --> 00:21:31,242 Why not just turn it down? 207 00:21:31,242 --> 00:21:35,562 'Cause I do what I please in my flat! OK with you? 208 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:40,882 Why ask me to move in, if you didn't want me to? You pushed for it! 209 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,802 After I close my lease, you start banging on about the TV?! 210 00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:46,832 When I asked you hadn't lost the plot! 211 00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:47,362 When I asked you hadn't lost the plot! 212 00:21:47,362 --> 00:21:53,402 -Now you stay at home and get drunk! -Better that than get mocked! 213 00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:55,202 That's your call, stay in then! 214 00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:58,802 Rattle the neighbors with the noise and the crap you bring in! 215 00:21:58,802 --> 00:22:02,722 Fuck those squares! That's what the cleaning lady's for! 216 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,882 As if my smoke's gonna throw your world out of kilter! 217 00:22:05,882 --> 00:22:09,082 You making a show of yourself will! 218 00:22:09,082 --> 00:22:12,722 -Can't you just be fucking civil? -That's fucking rich! 219 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,322 Getting lessons in manners 220 00:22:14,322 --> 00:22:16,832 from the tramp who gave Arabs blow jobs for peanuts! 221 00:22:16,832 --> 00:22:18,482 from the tramp who gave Arabs blow jobs for peanuts! 222 00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:23,082 Itching to fight? That other itch all good and scratched? 223 00:22:23,082 --> 00:22:26,002 Get out, you pig! 224 00:22:29,002 --> 00:22:31,682 - You're putting them back, bitch! - Dream on! 225 00:22:31,682 --> 00:22:34,642 - I may just throw them out the window! - Careful I don't toss you out! 226 00:22:34,642 --> 00:22:38,122 What did you just say to me?! Know your fucking place! 227 00:22:38,122 --> 00:22:43,922 Better you remember yours! You're a scruffy whore! 228 00:22:43,922 --> 00:22:46,642 - Get these ironed and put'em back! - You're getting the hell out... 229 00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:46,832 Shut up, you're making my ears bleed! I'm not going anywhere! 230 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:50,162 Shut up, you're making my ears bleed! I'm not going anywhere! 231 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:52,802 Unless you want the boss clued in on your deal with his whores! 232 00:22:52,802 --> 00:22:55,802 I could hear you in the can, whispering on the phone! 233 00:22:55,802 --> 00:22:58,802 - You're done playing me for a fool! - When did I do that? 234 00:22:58,802 --> 00:23:03,602 Did'ya forget?! When Relu slashed Giani and we both came to your place? 235 00:23:03,602 --> 00:23:07,962 Everyone was there, the Captain, his posse. How they must've laughed! 236 00:23:07,962 --> 00:23:11,562 You sent me to the store for lemons, and took Relu in the back! 237 00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:14,282 Where did he fuck you, huh? The desk, the couch? Where? 238 00:23:14,282 --> 00:23:16,832 -In the ass! -You're asking for it, you fucking slag! 239 00:23:16,832 --> 00:23:18,902 -In the ass! -You're asking for it, you fucking slag! 240 00:23:33,602 --> 00:23:35,282 Fuck me! 241 00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:38,762 Good day, I'm Officer Voicu. 242 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:41,202 There was a complaint about the noise coming from your flat. 243 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:44,482 - What? Who complained? - Another resident. 244 00:23:44,482 --> 00:23:46,832 -The guy from the 4th floor? -Could we come inside? 245 00:23:46,832 --> 00:23:48,642 -The guy from the 4th floor? -Could we come inside? 246 00:23:51,642 --> 00:23:54,122 What about the crazy parties he throws?! 247 00:23:54,122 --> 00:23:57,602 I should be reporting him, the jerkoff! 248 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:58,682 Good day. 249 00:23:58,682 --> 00:24:00,922 So we got into a fight. Like people do. 250 00:24:00,922 --> 00:24:03,802 It was a flash in the pan and no one got knifed! 251 00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:07,802 The neighbor said she'd heard you screaming before. 252 00:24:08,802 --> 00:24:12,602 She? Was it a she or a he? 253 00:24:13,602 --> 00:24:16,832 Who is she, this neighbor? Did you call the cops? 254 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:18,082 Who is she, this neighbor? Did you call the cops? 255 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:22,242 Where's your phone, asshole? Give it here! 256 00:24:24,242 --> 00:24:26,642 Hold him down! 257 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,602 On your feet! 258 00:24:32,602 --> 00:24:35,762 You did call them, huh? 259 00:24:35,762 --> 00:24:40,682 You knew they'd haul back an ex-con! She set me up, boss! This bitch! 260 00:24:56,682 --> 00:25:00,042 - Wrong door, kid! - Are you lost, junior?! 261 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,122 Is Magda in here? 262 00:25:02,122 --> 00:25:04,682 Occupied! 263 00:25:10,682 --> 00:25:15,082 Had too much coke again? Poor door, didn't deserve that! 264 00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:15,162 I love you. 265 00:25:15,162 --> 00:25:17,162 I love you. 266 00:25:21,162 --> 00:25:24,522 Me too. Just let me wash my hands... 267 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,122 Come with me. 268 00:25:26,122 --> 00:25:27,922 Can't, I've got 2 more classes, then I'm meeting... 269 00:25:27,922 --> 00:25:30,282 Come away with me, abroad! 270 00:25:30,282 --> 00:25:33,322 - On holiday? - Yes! For a year or two. 271 00:25:33,322 --> 00:25:37,242 - A year? - Yes. Goa. India! 272 00:25:38,242 --> 00:25:41,162 What I get for my car should last us a year. 273 00:25:41,162 --> 00:25:43,042 Low-cost airline tickets are 1,000 euros. 274 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,162 - And school can go to hell?! - You'll take a gap year. 275 00:25:45,162 --> 00:25:46,802 - And school can go to hell?! - You'll take a gap year. 276 00:25:46,802 --> 00:25:51,722 - 'Cause you felt like going on vacation?! - With you. Yes. 277 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,482 I can't. 278 00:25:59,482 --> 00:26:02,002 - Can't or won't? - Can't. 279 00:26:02,002 --> 00:26:04,522 - Why not? - Because. 280 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:07,562 - 'Cause you don't love me! - Stupid. 281 00:26:07,562 --> 00:26:09,962 Tell me why not! 282 00:26:11,562 --> 00:26:14,482 I'm pregnant, that's why. 283 00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:18,282 Whose is it? 284 00:26:18,282 --> 00:26:20,282 Your mom's. 285 00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:28,642 Then why are you still smoking?! 286 00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:45,042 We've been here an hour now. 287 00:27:45,042 --> 00:27:45,162 Go ask that guy, maybe he knows something. 288 00:27:45,162 --> 00:27:48,482 Go ask that guy, maybe he knows something. 289 00:27:48,482 --> 00:27:52,042 Why should I go? You go. 290 00:27:53,042 --> 00:27:56,882 -Why me? -You've got the looks. 291 00:27:56,882 --> 00:28:02,002 -No shit! -Go on, pretty please! Go! 292 00:28:28,002 --> 00:28:30,042 Howdy! 293 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:35,562 Did'ya happen to see Mrs. Gina from across the street? 294 00:28:35,562 --> 00:28:42,122 -Gina who? -Relu's wife. Relu Oncescu. 295 00:28:42,122 --> 00:28:45,162 His wife's called Alina... she's from Taberei Road. 296 00:28:45,162 --> 00:28:45,922 His wife's called Alina... she's from Taberei Road. 297 00:28:45,922 --> 00:28:50,362 - No, Gina. Have you seen her? - Gina? Sure about that? 298 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:53,082 Seen her or not? Or her kids? 299 00:28:53,082 --> 00:28:56,522 - A girl and a boy. - Watch your tone, sonny! 300 00:28:56,522 --> 00:28:58,642 I'm an old man! 301 00:28:58,642 --> 00:29:06,002 Answer the man already, you old fart! Stop hemming and hawing! 302 00:29:06,002 --> 00:29:09,402 They drove off in two cars. 303 00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:12,322 - What make? - Make?! How should I know?! 304 00:29:12,322 --> 00:29:15,162 I only know a Lada, I can't tell them apart. 305 00:29:15,162 --> 00:29:15,722 I only know a Lada, I can't tell them apart. 306 00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:19,362 They were big though - like tanks. 307 00:29:20,362 --> 00:29:22,962 - Right, what else? - That's it. 308 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,282 Some guys got out, might've been three. 309 00:29:25,282 --> 00:29:30,802 -They got Alina, the kids, and took off. -They left with Gina? 310 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:35,842 With Alina, son, I told you! Need me to draw you a picture?! 311 00:29:50,842 --> 00:29:55,122 You know, this would go easier if this bag had a hole. 312 00:29:55,122 --> 00:30:01,122 Give me a knife, I'll do it! Say the word, I'll cut you too! 313 00:30:04,122 --> 00:30:08,682 Kid, go figure, people pay good money for a massage. 314 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:14,282 While plenty of suckers out there will rub you down for free! 315 00:30:14,282 --> 00:30:15,162 You brought me into the woods. Nice! Romantic even. 316 00:30:15,162 --> 00:30:19,162 You brought me into the woods. Nice! Romantic even. 317 00:30:20,162 --> 00:30:23,642 It occurs to me, people don't go to the woods anymore. Why is that? 318 00:30:23,642 --> 00:30:28,042 In my day, if you fancied a girl, wanted some pussy, 319 00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:29,962 you took her to the woods! 320 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:35,522 A camel-hair blanket, some wine, seltzer for the spritzer, a transistor, 321 00:30:35,522 --> 00:30:39,122 you'd get great reception of Radio Free Europe, no wire, no nothing. 322 00:30:39,122 --> 00:30:44,082 They put on The Beatles, Creedence... do you know'em? 323 00:30:44,082 --> 00:30:45,162 And then, if it worked, it worked. If not... 324 00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:46,522 And then, if it worked, it worked. If not... 325 00:30:46,522 --> 00:30:51,082 ...at least you'd gone on a hike, breathed in some ozone! 326 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:57,162 I took this girl out once, man oh man! She was modelling for Adesgo... 327 00:31:06,162 --> 00:31:10,122 Her beauty made you hard like cement in a mixer! 328 00:31:10,122 --> 00:31:14,322 So I take her to the woods, but the ground was full of thistles. 329 00:31:14,322 --> 00:31:15,162 Lucky for me I had a Wartburg! Had this great big backseat and... 330 00:31:15,162 --> 00:31:19,842 Lucky for me I had a Wartburg! Had this great big backseat and... 331 00:31:19,842 --> 00:31:23,642 What? Why are we stopping? 332 00:31:25,642 --> 00:31:29,962 Sonny? Why are we stopping? 333 00:31:32,962 --> 00:31:35,282 At least take this damn sack off! 334 00:31:35,282 --> 00:31:41,002 Don't send me to the farm like poultry, in a wrapper! 335 00:31:46,002 --> 00:31:50,722 Well, I'll be fucked! World's gone to hell in a handbasket. 336 00:32:42,722 --> 00:32:45,162 It's getting chilly. 337 00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:45,322 It's getting chilly. 338 00:32:54,322 --> 00:32:56,482 Giani? 339 00:32:57,482 --> 00:33:02,642 Pop Giani! How about you show the departed some respect? 340 00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:08,362 Could've been sitting pretty in Greece...sun, olives, Nana Mouskouri! 341 00:33:10,362 --> 00:33:15,162 Truth be told, that's the one thing I didn't like about life... 342 00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:15,922 Truth be told, that's the one thing I didn't like about life... 343 00:33:15,922 --> 00:33:17,962 ...death! 344 00:33:22,962 --> 00:33:27,322 You know what this is? Rigor mortis. 345 00:33:28,322 --> 00:33:31,522 It's hard all the time, like I'd suckled concrete! 346 00:33:31,522 --> 00:33:35,962 I just can't do jack shit with it now. 347 00:33:36,962 --> 00:33:42,642 -I'm sorry, Pop Giani. Forgive me. -Get a grip, Relu! How could I?! 348 00:33:44,642 --> 00:33:45,162 I will never forgive you! You killed me, Relu. 349 00:33:45,162 --> 00:33:49,082 I will never forgive you! You killed me, Relu. 350 00:33:50,082 --> 00:33:55,762 Before you came to the baths that day, I was. After, I was no more. 351 00:33:55,762 --> 00:33:58,482 Couldn't forgive you if I wanted to. 352 00:33:58,482 --> 00:34:02,482 'Cause I don't exist anymore. Don't eat anymore... 353 00:34:02,482 --> 00:34:07,162 I don't drink, sleep or fuck anymore. 354 00:34:07,162 --> 00:34:11,802 I don't want nothin' no more, can't do nothin' either. 355 00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:15,162 - But you can forgive yourself. - I can't. 356 00:34:15,162 --> 00:34:16,522 - But you can forgive yourself. - I can't. 357 00:34:19,522 --> 00:34:25,402 You know, if you've always chosen what you thought was best, 358 00:34:25,402 --> 00:34:30,962 then the tag end you wind up in is the best possible place. 359 00:34:40,962 --> 00:34:44,802 Why couldn't you've come sooner, pops? 360 00:36:48,802 --> 00:36:51,082 What're you doing here?! 361 00:36:51,082 --> 00:36:54,082 I've been calling non-stop. You left your phone at home. 362 00:36:54,082 --> 00:36:56,602 Why are you here? 363 00:36:56,602 --> 00:36:59,402 - Did he lay a hand on you? - Who?! 364 00:36:59,402 --> 00:37:03,122 Look what the cat dragged in! 365 00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:07,242 What happened there? Did Puiu turn on you too? 366 00:37:07,242 --> 00:37:13,002 I came out on top after all, huh? I got the girl, you got the boy. 367 00:37:13,002 --> 00:37:14,842 In-laws, man! 368 00:37:14,842 --> 00:37:15,712 I gained a daughter, you're stuck with my son! 369 00:37:15,712 --> 00:37:18,682 I gained a daughter, you're stuck with my son! 370 00:37:19,682 --> 00:37:24,042 Here I was, never a doubt in my mind that he was a Nelly! 371 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:28,722 Had a chat with him earlier. See, I'd known about it. 372 00:37:28,722 --> 00:37:33,922 Told him: "Let Relu's daughter be, son! She's not even... 373 00:37:33,922 --> 00:37:38,082 ...reached her prime, plus she's still in school... 374 00:37:38,082 --> 00:37:40,682 What could you possibly want from her?" 375 00:37:40,682 --> 00:37:45,002 But now that he knocked her up, what'll you do? 376 00:37:45,002 --> 00:37:45,712 We could've snapped their necks. But it's just no use at this point. 377 00:37:45,712 --> 00:37:49,562 We could've snapped their necks. But it's just no use at this point. 378 00:37:49,562 --> 00:37:53,922 But he means business. To my surprise. 379 00:37:59,322 --> 00:38:03,802 Come on out, while the spritzer's still cold! 380 00:38:07,802 --> 00:38:10,202 -Is it true? -Which part? 381 00:38:10,202 --> 00:38:15,362 That your daughter's an idiot who got knocked up at 17? 382 00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:19,842 Oh and I'm happy?! How they'll be finger-wagging on the block! At school! 383 00:38:19,842 --> 00:38:23,402 - Didn't you teach her how no...? - So it's my fault?! 384 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:28,322 Aren't you gonna join us? We'll join you, then! 385 00:38:29,322 --> 00:38:36,282 Man, if anyone'd told me I'd end up being played by a teenage girl 386 00:38:36,282 --> 00:38:38,642 and a colt who not that long ago was begging me for 387 00:38:38,642 --> 00:38:42,002 what were they called? Pokemons? 388 00:38:43,002 --> 00:38:45,712 I would have spat in their faces! But then here I'd be, in deep shit! 389 00:38:45,712 --> 00:38:48,082 I would have spat in their faces! But then here I'd be, in deep shit! 390 00:38:51,082 --> 00:38:54,682 At least I'm not alone! 391 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:59,722 Relu and I go back years. 392 00:39:01,722 --> 00:39:05,482 We've got a lot of things in common. 393 00:39:05,482 --> 00:39:08,442 We're both Barcelona fans... 394 00:39:09,442 --> 00:39:14,322 His mates are my mates too, and the other way around... 395 00:39:16,322 --> 00:39:21,642 By the by, how much d'ya reckon Toma's gonna cough up at the wedding? 396 00:39:23,642 --> 00:39:29,282 We're both the silent giver type! 397 00:39:34,282 --> 00:39:39,442 But now, with this twist, we're more than brothers, 398 00:39:39,442 --> 00:39:43,082 we're like Siamese twins! 399 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:45,712 'Cause we're both thinking of and hoping for the same thing 400 00:39:45,712 --> 00:39:49,562 'Cause we're both thinking of and hoping for the same thing 401 00:39:49,562 --> 00:39:52,842 this little guy's well-being! 402 00:39:53,842 --> 00:39:58,842 Nicky boy! Someone like me can only have male heirs! 403 00:39:58,842 --> 00:40:02,562 Let's drink! To our health and to the young'un! 404 00:40:02,562 --> 00:40:07,962 And may the best of our todays be the worst of our tomorrows! 405 00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:15,712 I have to go see a man about a horse. 406 00:40:15,712 --> 00:40:17,042 I have to go see a man about a horse. 407 00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:21,202 Want to come and lend me a hand? 408 00:40:45,202 --> 00:40:45,712 What? 409 00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:47,042 What? 410 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:51,882 Then finish it. 411 00:42:23,282 --> 00:42:28,362 The end 33519

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