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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,480 Boss! Hey boss! 2 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,760 What's with the stuffy ears, boss? 3 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,840 I've been screaming myself deaf over here! Roll it down... 4 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,400 I got myself in a jam - fuck me sideways! 5 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,040 Will you give me a tow up to that auto shop on Vacaresti? My ride's quit on me. 6 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,960 Will you give me a tow up to that auto shop on Vacaresti? My ride's quit on me. 7 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:09,160 Come on, it's ten minutes away -tops. The auto-shop, I mean. All right? 8 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,360 Come on boss, do me this solid. We'll have you back in fifteen, honest! 9 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,640 Come on, you've got a crowbar, right? 10 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,600 Boss... Go on, it's on me, there! 11 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,280 Let's go! 12 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,480 Come on! 13 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,280 What the bloody hell is this guy doing? Hey, man! 14 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,160 Hey mate, are you taking the piss? So I cough up the cash and you what? 15 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,640 Maaan! 16 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:57,080 You fucking thief. Go screw yourself! 17 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,040 I'll get your number, man, fucking asshole! 18 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,000 I'll get your number, man, fucking asshole! 19 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,480 Motherfucker... 20 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,160 All right? I'm looking for Antonio. 21 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,440 We're closed. 22 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:48,440 -Antonio? I've come to see him. -There's no Antonio here, man! 23 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,600 -Isn't this Antonio's garage? -Are you deaf, man? We're closed. 24 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,840 There's no Antonio here. Now be on your way! 25 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,040 I was thinking this might still be Antonio's garage. 26 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,040 I was thinking this might still be Antonio's garage. 27 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,200 Even if Antonio isn't here himself. 28 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:10,560 Hi...Come back next week, ok? Go on... 29 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,280 -Take care, all the best to you! -Are you Mr. Antonio? 30 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:19,120 That's me. Come back next week, we'll have you all sorted then. 31 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,200 Hello there! 32 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,800 -Can't you hear me? -I can! 33 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,120 But the guys said Antonio wasn't around. 34 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,040 Never mind the guys, man. I'm Antonio. 35 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,280 Never mind the guys, man. I'm Antonio. 36 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:36,120 Come back next week if you've got car trouble. 37 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,440 For fuck's sake, he's just standing there eyeballing me! 38 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,960 Are you deaf, boy? 39 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,360 The Captain sent me. 40 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,100 The Captain sent you? 41 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,040 After we agreed he'd give me some more time? Fuck! 42 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,640 After we agreed he'd give me some more time? Fuck! 43 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:11,320 -Tell him I'll get it for him... -Today! He wants it today. Now. 44 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,880 Better yet, you can go and fuck yourself! 45 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:19,040 And as long as you're at it, how about taking the Captain along for the ride? 46 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,320 -Hey, guys! -Yeah, boss. 47 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:28,920 Come on, you'd better... 48 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,440 Boss! 49 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:22,400 As long as I'm here, I'd just as soon get the money now. 50 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,440 Shadows Episode 1 51 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,720 What do you mean, you don't have the full sum? 52 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:32,240 See if I care! I've got expenses too, go figure! 53 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:37,240 Yeah, I'll see you... No, no, no -I'll see you in court! 54 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:48,950 Let's see how you like it when I seize your house! 55 00:07:48,950 --> 00:08:18,950 Let's see how you like it when I seize your house! 56 00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:36,760 Let's see how you like it when I seize your house! 57 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,920 -All right, man! -What's up, Relster? 58 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:43,600 Grab a case there! 59 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,240 How's it hanging, bro? 60 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,960 It's good. And if not, a little to the left. 61 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:48,950 What are you up to later tonight? I'm going to a party down in Colentina. 62 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:51,080 What are you up to later tonight? I'm going to a party down in Colentina. 63 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,840 Grub, pussy, a cool time! 64 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,600 One of my mates is bringing a karaoke machine. 65 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,880 Bro, it's got it all! Never seen anything like it! 66 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,960 He's got AC/DC, Metallica, Stefan Banica, Romica Puceanu, you name it! 67 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,720 -How about Engelbert Humperdinck? -What, now? 68 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:08,520 Engelbert Humperdinck. 69 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,800 That hot cousin of mine's coming too. 70 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,880 The one I keep wanting to fix you up with. 71 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,280 Man, oh man, bro, d'ya know how fine she's gotten? 72 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,950 -She'll melt your popsicle, Relu bro! -You don't say, boss! I'll take it. 73 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:19,480 -She'll melt your popsicle, Relu bro! -You don't say, boss! I'll take it. 74 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:23,040 Hey, isn't she the one you went and fingered though? 75 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,760 Nah, that only happened once. She's a second cousin, doesn't count. 76 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,880 Like the poem goes: 77 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,320 no matter she's kin, if she's wet and keen, get under her skin! 78 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaking of, is Nico in? Is she around? I brought her some dough. 79 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,000 Yap. 80 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,560 So can I count on you tonight? 81 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,880 Come in! 82 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:55,000 Just what I needed, a helping hand to get me sorted! 83 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,360 He said he'd bring it around himself next time. 84 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,920 So, how was it? Did he come to heel? 85 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:27,080 You know the drill. "Hang on, I don't have it, didn't see nothin'. 86 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,360 "Even if I did, I still can't, 87 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:32,880 "'cause I've got a memorial service for my aunt in Calafat's 2nd cousin." 88 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,680 I turned on the charm too. 89 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,880 I danced the lambada, asked him out for an eclair. 90 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,000 Till he warmed up to me. 91 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,600 Do you use these lines to pick up chicks? 92 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,520 It's easier with them. 93 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,950 It only takes a few drops of chloroform on a hankerchief, then... 94 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:49,360 It only takes a few drops of chloroform on a hankerchief, then... 95 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:55,280 -You take them by force? -Only those who don't go willingly. 96 00:10:55,280 --> 00:11:08,960 What about those who do? 97 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,200 -Did you tell him? -No, I didn't. 98 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,600 -Tell me what? What? -You need to meet with Giani. 99 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,950 -Today? Right now? -Today. Now. 100 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,520 -Today? Right now? -Today. Now. 101 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,880 How many times have I told you, Nico? 102 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,880 Stop sending me when I've just finished my shift! 103 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:28,080 After 10 hours straight at the wheel, even my blood's gone numb! 104 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:33,800 I'll sort it out tomorrow. 105 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,080 What? 106 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:40,880 Tell him yourself you can't go 'cause your ass is numb! 107 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,200 All right then, boss lady. 108 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:48,440 It's not like I sprayed chloroform on your hankie and took you by force. 109 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:48,950 -How much does he owe? -Forty-two hundred. 110 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:50,880 -How much does he owe? -Forty-two hundred. 111 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,120 But the boss wants a round number. Six grand. 112 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,640 -Sabin will join you. -To do what exactly? 113 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,880 To have Giani scribble get-well wishes on his cast? 114 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,480 Didn't you say you were busy? 115 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:06,920 He's been cooped up all day, see how gaunt he's looking? 116 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,960 How about showing some respect? You're not alone in here! 117 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,360 -It's good for you... vitamin air! -Say what? 118 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:48,950 -Better wait outside, go on! -Did you hear this guy? 119 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:49,800 -Better wait outside, go on! -Did you hear this guy? 120 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:56,040 If you see some soap lying around, don't bend over to pick it up. 121 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,920 Get a load of this, it's Relster! 122 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:45,200 The Pope himself could've walked in, would've been less of a surprise! 123 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,240 The Pope doesn't like your type... 124 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:48,950 ...in the Handlebar Club. 125 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,920 ...in the Handlebar Club. 126 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:55,560 -Come on in, join the gang. -I wouldn't wanna impose. 127 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,200 Why? You're not imposing at all. 128 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:02,680 -I had some onions. -So? 129 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:06,960 Pop Rica here's got cock breath too. 130 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,720 Join me outside, will you? 131 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,760 -Relster, hey! -What's up? 132 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,880 Relu, boy! 133 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,720 They say that if an electric shock pops you off underwater... 134 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:45,240 ...your balls explode. All that's left of them is mush. 135 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,950 I'll turn you into tripe soup, bro! 136 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,440 I'll turn you into tripe soup, bro! 137 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:56,400 -Careful! Don't do anything stupid, man! -Let's take a few steps in the shade. 138 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,440 Man, hold on, man! 139 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:21,920 What the fuck's with this song and dance? 140 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,600 Let alone you tearing into me in front of everyone... 141 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,360 now you get me back into the scrapheap after I'd just finished rinsing! 142 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,840 Just as well, you've got an excuse to go back. 143 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,480 I know you lot like to cuddle up like penguins. 144 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:40,200 Nice one! There, you gave me a scare, and a right scolding. 145 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,920 Bro, you really got on his tits. What did you do now? 146 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,080 What I did?! He can go fuck himself! I've always squared up with him. 147 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,600 What I did?! He can go fuck himself! I've always squared up with him. 148 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,880 Always, even gave him extra, motherfucking tosser! 149 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,400 Gone and forgot's all the loot I made him, huh? 150 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,960 All those girls from the Majestic, the Inter... 151 00:15:54,960 --> 00:16:00,040 ...then in Hala Traian, Colentina... who kept that whole stable going? 152 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,680 -God almighty! -He wants six grand. 153 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:07,680 What, six grand?! Try four grand and a half, tops! 154 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,080 Pop Giani, you're devil-may-care with the devil at your door. No joke. 155 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,880 Pop Giani, you're devil-may-care with the devil at your door. No joke. 156 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,680 Plus he saddled me with this guy, sharp as a marble, he is. 157 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,200 -No kidding! -Do you now Pinocchio? 158 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,720 Yap. 159 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,960 Last week he sent this guy after him. He was in a measly 700. 160 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,920 They locked horns, so he slit that guy's throat with a bed spring. 161 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,480 Then he sat there, watching him squirm like a pig on a spit. 162 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,720 For three hours, till it was done. 163 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,600 Relu boy, remember who you learned these pork pies from? 164 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,080 What's this man, the county fucking fair? 165 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,480 What's this man, the county fucking fair? 166 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,960 No shit! 167 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,360 Pop Giani, you've gotta fork some over now... at least a grand! 168 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,720 A grand shit on a stick! 169 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,560 If you don't have it, I can... 170 00:16:55,560 --> 00:17:00,760 Bro, sod off before I blow a fuse! Fucking hell! 171 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:06,120 -Giani, give me just five hundred! -Relu man, stop badgering me! 172 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:11,840 Even if I had it, I still wouldn't give it to you, get my drift? 173 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:22,920 -Giani, pops... -I've had it! Bye-bye, baby, I'm gone! 174 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:28,640 I'm off, eat my dust! I found a grandson in Greece! 175 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:33,400 I'll send you a picture postcard, of me dipping my wick in the waves. 176 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,640 -Bye bye! -Bro, don't take me for a fool! 177 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,080 Come here! Go on! 178 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:59,200 Giani! Giani! Giani! 179 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,120 Open the door! 180 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,080 -Open the goddamn door already! -The fucking thing won't open! 181 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:17,280 -Open the goddamn door already! -The fucking thing won't open! 182 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,600 Easy, easy! 183 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:29,240 What happened here, bro? 184 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,520 What's close by? What's the closest? 185 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,160 -The mall! -What's the closest HOSPITAL? 186 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,400 Just drive, fucking step on it! 187 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:03,280 You did me in, fucking A! You killed me in cold blood, Relu boy! 188 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,200 I got you back too, fucking got blood all over you! 189 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,960 -What's the plan, Relster? -Just keep driving! 190 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,080 Giani, how about I change the channel? Any special requests? 191 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,840 Giani, how about I change the channel? Any special requests? 192 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,600 Do you have the one with your mom moaning on the beltway? 193 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,440 Damn bro, I treat you nice and what do you do? 194 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,920 You're an asshole! 195 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,280 Look at that blood, just pumping out of me! Fuuuck! 196 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:36,320 I'll put on some instrumental crap. To bore you to death! 197 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,080 -Make it a funeral song! -You're not gonna die, chill! 198 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,080 Fuck you, you fucking twat! Hurry up, I'm under the gun! 199 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:43,480 Fuck you, you fucking twat! Hurry up, I'm under the gun! 200 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,680 -Head downtown, to the Municipal! -What if he squeals, bro? 201 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:52,840 -He won't squeal! Take the passageway! -Sure I'll snitch, you wankers! 202 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,520 I'll call a press conference! I'll get the pigs on it, the spooks... 203 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,680 ...Romania's Got Talent, Beware the Donkey Scare! 204 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:03,960 -I'll spill ALL of it, fuck it all! -Quit it, chill! 205 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:10,440 -Did you knock him on the head too? -Shut up! Keep your eyes on the road! 206 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,080 -Does it hurt, pops? -It hurts, it hurts... 207 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,760 -Does it hurt, pops? -It hurts, it hurts... 208 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,720 My soul hurts! You could've let me off the hook. 209 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,200 Just this once, Relu boy, you could've let it go! 210 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,800 Swear you won't breathe a word to the pigs, all right? 211 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:29,520 I swear, I won't tell them anything... Except about your little pecker! 212 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:35,120 You can't even wank, it's so small! You get circus midgets to do it for you! 213 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,600 Sod off pops, you old tosser! 214 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,120 Cool it! Just drive and shut your mouth! 215 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,240 Yeah but he started it! Saying my junk's small, I'll show him! 216 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,080 -Motherfucker can suck my dick! -Fabian, shut the fuck up already! 217 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,680 -Motherfucker can suck my dick! -Fabian, shut the fuck up already! 218 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:50,040 -Zip your fucking mouth up and drive! -Motherfucking jerkwad! You shove it! 219 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,320 Giani? 220 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,960 I don't know if you're up on the weather, Relster, 221 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,240 but it hasn't rained in a while. The ground's hard. 222 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,200 Digging a hole that big, it's bound to be tricky. 223 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,960 It would be easier if we dug several tinier holes. 224 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,840 Relster, you don't wanna mess with Mother Nature. 225 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:13,080 I'll take this one, since it's on sale. 226 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:43,080 I'll take this one, since it's on sale. 227 00:22:43,080 --> 00:23:04,120 I'll take this one, since it's on sale. 228 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,780 Relster! 229 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,760 It's DNA, Relster! Evidence. 230 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,080 I saw you tossing your cookies. 231 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,680 I saw you tossing your cookies. 232 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,400 It's natural your first time, till you get the hang of it. 233 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,680 But you should go and clean it up, I reckon. 234 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,840 I'm not bullshitting you. 235 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,000 What if the pigs come down here and find your puke, huh? 236 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,720 With a lab, tools, magnifying glass, putting it all under a microscope, huh? 237 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,640 What do you suppose they'll find? 238 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,080 A shawarma. 239 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,600 Jeez, I'm kinda niffy! 240 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,520 It's not like I made much of an effort either, right? 241 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,710 I hauled... how much did I haul? 70 kilos? 242 00:24:50,710 --> 00:24:54,720 I hauled... how much did I haul? 70 kilos? 243 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,000 When he was standing on his own, he didn't seem all that heavy! 244 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,320 Twig-like, rather, he was... Then again, his bones were right thick. 245 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,880 Hey, you know whose bones are the heaviest though? 246 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,960 The dwarfs, so I've heard! 247 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:13,040 They say a dwarf is the same weight as a regular man. Is it true, d'ya reckon? 248 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:19,440 We should've at least given him a shave before, bro. 249 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,320 I thought there was something missing! 250 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,960 Did you sort it? 251 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:40,920 What's wrong, guys? Cat got your tongue? 252 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,320 Head to the 24-hour shop and get some lemons. 253 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,710 -Lemons?! -Now, please. 254 00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:52,760 -Lemons?! -Now, please. 255 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,000 Tell me you're joking, Relu. 256 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,280 -It was an accident. -Did he slip on a banana peel? 257 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,680 No, it really was just an accident. 258 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,400 -Did he see it happen? -No. 259 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:20,710 Go spin him this accident story and it might not be the only one today. 260 00:26:20,710 --> 00:26:25,600 Go spin him this accident story and it might not be the only one today. 261 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,560 Quit pigging out, you'll ruin your appetite! 262 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:43,280 She says she's filing for divorce unless I lose twenty kilos. 263 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,480 So I've been sticking to vegetables. 264 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,710 And did you lose any weight? 265 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,680 And did you lose any weight? 266 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,960 -Seven kilos over two weeks. -Not bad! 267 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:02,160 -He's shed seven and put on ten. -I really did slim down, man! 268 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:09,760 How about we toast to Mister Paganel, who's freshly out of the clink! 269 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,240 -Hear, hear! -Cheers! 270 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,480 To your health! 271 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:20,710 Got a sec? Heads up, Relu offed Giani. 272 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:24,480 Got a sec? Heads up, Relu offed Giani. 273 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,710 Is it true? Did you really whack him for 6000 euros? 274 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:54,240 Is it true? Did you really whack him for 6000 euros? 275 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,640 -Not even that -4200. -He jumped at me with a knife. 276 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,240 And then he slipped and fell on your blade, huh? 277 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:06,280 -It was a concrete-iron pole. -Ouch, that must've hurt like hell! 278 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:11,360 You know, if I were a court of law, I'd let you walk. 279 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,600 I'd known him since I was three. 280 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,520 Though loud-mouthed, he was a good lad. 281 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,280 That may be, but he was a stool pigeon. He knew I was on to it too. 282 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,710 That's why he was sitting on the dough he owed me. 283 00:28:20,710 --> 00:28:22,200 That's why he was sitting on the dough he owed me. 284 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,960 He thought he could play me and then vanish without a trace. 285 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,840 You just saved me a trip, Relster. 286 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:36,680 May he rest in piece, motherfucking scumbag that he was. 287 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:42,440 See these guys? They're just a bunch of minions. 288 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,640 The Romanian postal service. 289 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,800 You can have them ferry something from point A to point B. 290 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,710 But scrub off their tattoos, and they'll come unhinged. 291 00:28:50,710 --> 00:28:53,720 But scrub off their tattoos, and they'll come unhinged. 292 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,080 You're another kettle of fish. 293 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,240 These two years I've known you, you've done the work, never acted out.. 294 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:10,720 You're not a show-off, or an ass-kisser you don't fawn all over me... 295 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:16,560 I like that about you, you're like my son's pit bull! 296 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,800 Plus, you're not much of a talker. 297 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,710 That's crucial. 298 00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:22,760 That's crucial. 299 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,840 I'd beat the shit out of those guys who open their mouths 300 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,360 and don't know when to stop! 301 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,240 You're my lad. 302 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,440 Aren't you? 303 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,440 -Yes, boss. -Great! 304 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,320 I've got a favor to ask. 305 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,800 Someone on your dance card, is it? 306 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,710 These two Moldavian birds I rented, but I've got them all week. 307 00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:54,200 These two Moldavian birds I rented, but I've got them all week. 308 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,280 Come on! 309 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:16,560 Mister Toma! When did you get here? 310 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,710 Where did you get these anchovies from? 311 00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,280 Where did you get these anchovies from? 312 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,760 The guys got them, from the grocery store. 313 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:32,360 If you'd called, I'd have sent you fresher stuff than this boot plastic. 314 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,760 So what brings you by? I told the guys to drop you off at your hotel. 315 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:43,760 I heard you were throwing a party, so I thought I'd pop by for a bit. 316 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,080 I was in the middle of something, but if you'd like us to talk now... 317 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,710 Man, it burns! Next time, I'll send you the anchovies. 318 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:51,200 Man, it burns! Next time, I'll send you the anchovies. 319 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:56,520 Go, go about your business. This isn't my scene, anyway. 320 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,200 The boys like it just fine. 321 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:05,880 The boys in blue sure do! Sonny... 322 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:11,360 -...what do I keep telling you? -Mister Toma... 323 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,680 Go on, go, you've got business to attend to. 324 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:20,710 We'll talk tomorrow. Come over around 8. 325 00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,040 We'll talk tomorrow. Come over around 8. 326 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,280 One more thing. 327 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:33,080 When you come over tomorrow, bring me an antacid. 328 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:38,960 I've got a feeling this fucking ulcer will be acting out. 329 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,600 -Why didn't you park in the yard, man? -It's fine. 330 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,400 Let's go! 331 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,200 What do you think? 332 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,710 Cool. 333 00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:51,360 Cool. 334 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,400 The marble's from Spain! 335 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,960 -Isn't it slippery though? -Yes, but, guess what I paid for it! 336 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,600 -700 per square meter. -Ace. 337 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,440 They also had it at 3-400 per meter. 338 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,040 -But it looked crappier, huh? -Nope, same diff. 339 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,840 I just wanted the pricier one! 340 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,720 Mrs. Captain -The Relster! 341 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,480 Thanks a bunch for leaving me alone on Saturday night! 342 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,710 Nice to meet you! 343 00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:21,240 Nice to meet you! 344 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:30,400 It's not easy being a Captain's wife. 345 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:40,440 -How about you, any family? -No. No family. I've got no one. 346 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:45,760 Family's good to have, but it's also your Achilles heel, if you get my drift. 347 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,880 You can never let them out of your sight. 348 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,600 Teddy. My son. 349 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,280 I came home the other day, to find he'd drained the pool. 350 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:12,000 I go "Why did you drain the pool, man?" "To train Teddy," he said. 351 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,680 The dog's also called Teddy. 352 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:19,040 I went, "Wouldn't that be easier to do in the garden, on the grass?" 353 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,710 He goes, "No." And I go "Why not?" "'Cause it's easier this way." 354 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:24,040 He goes, "No." And I go "Why not?" "'Cause it's easier this way." 355 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:36,840 I'm fit as a fiddle... that's not the issue here. 356 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,760 -But one day I'll snuff it too. -We all will. 357 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,760 But I've got my businesses, bro. 358 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:48,520 The Muncii shawarma joint, the auto repair shops... 359 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,710 ...my wife's beauty shop. 360 00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:51,680 ...my wife's beauty shop. 361 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,320 I thought I'd cash in on this third millennium too. 362 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,640 Go into something smarter... on the net, on Google... 363 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:04,680 -I'm no good with those either. -But this one is, got a smart noggin! 364 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:09,600 Only, he's dead, lifeless. 365 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,040 Emo. 366 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,800 Sorry, what? 367 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,120 Emo. Like him, only wearing black... 368 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:20,710 ...listening to stuff that makes you wanna slit your wrists. 369 00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:23,680 ...listening to stuff that makes you wanna slit your wrists. 370 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,120 -Temisan? -Worse! 371 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,720 Some off themselves. 372 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,160 I took him to a shrink, pumped him full of pills! 373 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:37,480 Everything on the market, all for nothing. 374 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,760 There's no spark of life in him. 375 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,960 I want you to take him with you. 376 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,710 -What now? Take him where? -Everywhere. 377 00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:51,520 -What now? Take him where? -Everywhere. 378 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,960 Take him to get a feel for life, get a whiff of the street. 379 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,600 Take him to the whores... only careful he doesn't get the clap! 380 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,040 Out on the town, with the lads. Let him take a spill or two even... 381 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,000 -Boss... -Relster! 382 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:12,200 I raised him with kid gloves and got a wuss for my troubles. 383 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,710 -Good evening. -Sup. 384 00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:21,320 -Good evening. -Sup. 385 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,800 There's blood on your shoes. 386 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,520 Don't speak out of turn! You're asking for it. 387 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:37,480 See that? Smart as a whip! Nothing gets past him, see? 388 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:43,160 It's just that he's a dead man walking, the fucking prick. 389 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,120 I'm counting on you, Relster. 390 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,960 Whiskey? 391 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,240 He was in the street with some tykes, caught a cracker in his eye. 392 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:57,080 They worked on him a while, but it didn't touch the nerve. He'll be OK. 393 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:02,880 Maybe just a bit cross-eyed. Things are dicier outside... 394 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,960 Maybe just a bit cross-eyed. Things are dicier outside... 395 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:09,520 Watch your step, think stuff through before you say it. 396 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,000 12 years old... 397 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:19,800 Before long, he'll dump a knocked-up girlfriend on you. 398 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,200 Sorry, I... 399 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:37,720 Are you on duty? Can I get a ride? 400 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,880 15, Theodor Aman. 401 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,880 End of episode 1 402 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,020 End of episode 1 33706

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