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[aunt May] The optimists' club
is picking me up any minute.
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It's so exciting!
Are you sure you'll be okay?
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Me, okay? It's just a weekend.
Go, enjoy!
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Don't even think about me.
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I cooked you a little food.
Hopefully you won't run out.
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Not unless I invite
the entire school over.
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I left some money on the counter
and hid a spare key on the stoop.
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I have a key.
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In case you get locked out,
like last time, and the time before.
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I'm completely capable
of taking care of myself.
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It's so cute that you think so, sweetie,
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but I don't think your pets would agree.
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Pets?
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[aunt May] Peter, I'm back!
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Peter, I'm back!
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Oh!
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Peter, I'm back!
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Uh-oh.
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Everything will be fine.
I'm older now.
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I could take care of a pet, if
you'd ever let me get another one.
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You just go, have fun.
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Don't forget to lock the doors.
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And brush your teeth!
And bring in the mail!
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A... and the plants...
water the plants!
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Goodbye, aunt May!
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Pfft. I can take care of myself.
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I already take of four
teammates, five boroughs
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and even New Jersey when I have to.
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Aunt May worries way too much.
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Something's headed for the city.
I don't see anything.
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I'm going to need a bird's eye...
heh, bug's eye view.
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I'd make a wish,
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but that would take time
away from making contact.
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And whatever this thing is,
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it's headed right for the
old world's fair grounds.
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What is this thing, some
outer space golf ball?
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[growling]
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Uh-oh.
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[roaring]
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The Hulk?!
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Whoa, green guy!
No smashing required!
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What's wrong with you?
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I mean, outside from being
huge, green and half-naked.
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Uh-oh.
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[Fury] Team!
Unidentified space-borne object
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just landed in the old
world's fair grounds.
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Get down there and report.
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Already on it, Fury.
Sending you a video capture.
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Need you to tell me what
not on Earth this thing is!
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[roaring]
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Quit twisting!
I'm trying to help you!
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Spider-man, positive id as a Phalanx.
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Alien species, highly infectious.
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Keep your distance.
Don't let it touch you.
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[roaring]
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I got your back, big guy.
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- Uh-oh.
- Smash!
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[beeping sound]
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Nice work, big green!
Yeah! High five?
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No? Okay.
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Help... Hulk...
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[groaning]
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No, no, no, no, no, oh!
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Help... Spidey...
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What was that noise?
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That was the Hulk...
that was...
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Never hesitate to tell the truth!
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Tell truth, and SHIELD
put friend in cage!
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I'll get back to you, Fury.
Busy here. Spidey out.
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Whoa. What is that?
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- Uh!
- Don't hang up on me!
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We're almost there.
Now, what is the situation?
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The situation is that Phalanx
thing is scrap metal now, and...
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If bug man really friend,
he'll keep Hulk from lockdown.
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And?
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And I have got some huge
homework, so I'm going
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to leave the cleanup to
your SHIELD guys. Bye!
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Don't ha...
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[Spidey] Okay, so taking him home
maybe wasn't the best idea, but...
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Where am Hulk?
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He wasn't looking his usual green self.
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Bug man!
Where you take Hulk?
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No, no, no, no, no!
Don't sit up!
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[crashing]
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Where Hulk?
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Somewhere safe,
where we can figure out
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what that Phalanx thing
did to you, and why.
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Hulk no like puny metal creatures!
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But Hulk like bug man.
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That's good. I like you, too.
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And Spidey no like puny creatures
either, to put it Hulk-ly.
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- Hulk and bug man smash again!
- Totally, yeah!
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But in the meantime, do you have
any other hobbies besides smashing?
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Smashing good!
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Hulk also like music.
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Hey, me, too!
You play any instruments?
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- Hulk smash piano once.
- Yeah, I can imagine.
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So, where do you live?
Maybe if we can get you there...
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Hulk live wherever Hulk is.
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- That's the same as living nowhere.
- And everywhere.
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Huh, guess I never
thought of it like that.
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I... Hey, stay put!
Huh?
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That thing is still in you.
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[aunt May] Peter, I'm back!
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What?! This soon?
Oh, no, no, no!
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- [aunt May] Peter?
- Someone coming for Hulk!
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Shh!
Be... be right there!
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No one's coming for you.
Just stay right here.
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Don't make any sounds, and don't move.
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I'm going to help you.
I just don't know how yet.
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[aunt May] Peter, is
everything all right?
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Oh.
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Couldn't be better! Oh...
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Peter, is everything all right?
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Aunt, Hulk,
holes, costume, panic!
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Aunt May!
What are you doing here?
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I twisted my ankle, of all things.
I whitewater raft, I bungee jump
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I ATV, and then I go and do this
just by stepping off a curb, augh!
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But don't worry about me.
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I'll climb in bed and ice my foot.
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Stairs? Oh, aunt May!
Stairs? Really, stairs?!
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Now, you turn right back
around and go sit down.
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- Downstairs! This instant!
- Well, I... I guess I...
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[crashing]
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- What was that?
- Let me look.
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I said stay put, you! Shh!
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- Rats in the attic?
- Better than bats in the belfry.
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[laughing]
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Oh, aunt May, you are a riot!
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But I have to insist
you stay off that foot.
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- Downstairs, go!
- I just wanted to get my...
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[Hulk groaning]
I'll get it!
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- Hulk nose run.
- Oh, really? The curtains?
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Hulk need to sneeze!
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Ah... ah...
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No!
Wait! Don't...
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[roaring]
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Could I borrow the curtain, please?
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Do not make me come back in here!
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It was nothing, just some books.
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I have tons of homework.
Literally tons, so...
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Then don't worry about me. I...
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I can take care of you and...
get done what I need to get done.
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I promise you won't end up
like my pets.
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Now, let me go get
some ice for that ankle.
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Okay, just stay in bed,
stay very still,
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and no matter what,
don't leave this...
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Uh-oh.
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Hulk, get back here!
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Hulk leave room if Hulk want.
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No. Hulk stay in room
like bug man say,
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or bug man get...
why am I talking like you?
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You can't leave because...
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because I'm your friend,
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and I'm looking for a way
to help you feel better,
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and I need a little time for that.
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Hulk wait because Hulk feel sleepy,
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not because bug man say to.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say.
Just stay put.
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[groaning]
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Huh? Uh-oh!
Huh?
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Aunt May, come back!
I said I'd take care of you,
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and that's exactly
what I'm going to do.
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Isn't that sweet of you?
I'm just glad I'm not his goldfish.
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I'll go wait in the living room.
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No!
The den will be much cozier.
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There. See? Nice, right?
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If I didn't know better,
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I'd think you were
hiding a girl upstairs.
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Well, you do know better
then because a girl
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is the last thing
I have hiding upstairs.
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[thud]
What in the world?
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- Just seismic tremors.
- An Earthquake? Here?
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Sure!
There are all kinds of...
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faults around here.
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Most of them in my storytelling.
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Unwelcome pests in your home?
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- Peter, it's too loud!
- What? I can't hear you, it's too loud!
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- Here's something to read.
- The phone book?
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I'd better go check the internet to
see where that tremor was centered.
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- What are you doing?!
- Mosquito.
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[roaring]
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- Huh. Got it.
- Shh!
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Also, ew!
But mostly, shh!
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You have to be quiet.
My aunt is downstairs!
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Hulk smash puny ant!
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Not ant, "ant".
Aunt, "aunt"!
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You know, like uncle?
You will not smash.
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[aunt May] Peter!
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Oh! Shush!
I mean it this time.
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I've never seen those socks before.
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Uh. They're new.
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Big sock sale...
at the sock store.
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Sock store, seriously?
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The best I can do?
Ugh, weak sauce.
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- Here, your eye mask!
- But I'm not sleepy. I...
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Sleepy schmeepy!
It's soothing.
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Music!
Just relax until I get back.
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[crashing]
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- Oh, Hulk, what are you doing?
- Eat.
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- Obviously!
- Shush!
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I mean, what are you doing
downstairs? I told you to wait!
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Hulk quiet, not squash ant,
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and leave pickle for bug man!
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Uh... uh!
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Yeah, he left me a big pickle.
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Now, let me look
at that barb in your...
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[groaning]
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Hulk dizzy.
[groaning]
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[humming]
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I dare anyone to tell me how
this situation gets worse.
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That doesn't look good.
How'd you get hooked up
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with these Phalanx things anyway?
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Creatures grab Hulk, while Hulk sleep.
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Take up to space.
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Hulk smash till crash down,
but too many.
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Hulk feel sick.
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From the tech infection, or...
wait, you mean...
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Hulk stomach hurt.
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Nuh-uh, you are not going to...
Hulk all over me.
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- Ooh...
- Wait for it! Just...
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If he can survive a fall from the sky,
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he can survive a fall
from the hallway, right?
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[groaning]
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[retching]
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Aim for the drain!
Aim for the drain!
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[Hulk vomits]
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[Hulk vomits]
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[aunt May] Peter?
Are you all right?
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Just feeling a little... green.
Now, you stay there.
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If you get up again, I'll...
sic the Hulk on you.
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Oh, Peter.
Such an imagination.
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[snoring]
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[burping]
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Oh, Hulk.
The washing machine, really?
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[groaning]
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Yuck. Try to warn a spider
next time, would you, Hulk?
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- Hulk, is that your real name, or...
- Hulk is Hulk.
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Look, I have no idea how
to treat this mecha-fection.
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I know SHIELD could crack it,
but they'd also crack you.
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Do you have any friends
or family we could...
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Hulk have no friends.
Hulk always alone.
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- What about me?
- How bug friend?
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Hulk not even know who
bug man is under bug mask.
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00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:43,584
Well, sure, but I do have a
secret identity to keep secret.
246
00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:47,488
Hulk...
247
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:52,526
My name is Peter Parker, and
I am your friend. I promise.
248
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,330
[sighing]
Par... ker...
249
00:13:59,601 --> 00:14:04,238
I'm going to assume that means
it's off, whatever "off" is.
250
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:13,180
It's no SHIELD tech, but...
251
00:14:13,214 --> 00:14:16,583
Spider-man, we need to talk
about your disappearing act.
252
00:14:16,618 --> 00:14:20,855
Yeah, Fury...
I'm actually working on...
253
00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:24,258
science homework right now.
Can't talk. Bye!
254
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:27,461
I'm so going to pay
for that. But first...
255
00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:31,632
This isn't just metal.
It's living metal.
256
00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:38,205
Looks like it's kaput...
or not!
257
00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:40,674
Uh-oh. Spidey sense
says don't go there.
258
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:41,993
[thud]
259
00:14:41,994 --> 00:14:43,277
Hulk?
260
00:14:47,549 --> 00:14:50,617
Okay, not Hulk.
But then, who...
261
00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:55,289
Please tell me that Phalanx
barb did not send out some SOS.
262
00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:57,458
[thud]
263
00:14:57,492 --> 00:15:00,394
Big guy!
You'd better wake up!
264
00:15:00,428 --> 00:15:04,631
I have a bad feeling I told those
Phalanx things where you went!
265
00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:09,336
And now they're here!
266
00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:19,541
Hulk better, ready to smash!
267
00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:22,644
I think you're about to
get your wish. Outside!
268
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:24,579
[roaring]
269
00:15:24,614 --> 00:15:27,482
Hulk smash!
270
00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:28,784
[roaring]
271
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:31,486
Don't touch!
Keep them back!
272
00:15:31,521 --> 00:15:32,788
We have to shut these things down
273
00:15:32,822 --> 00:15:35,724
and move this fight out
of the suburbs. Any ideas?
274
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:38,527
Ah! Aaaaah!
275
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:48,437
Hulk smash!
Yah!
276
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,849
No, Hulk! No, Hulk! Wait!
Let that one go.
277
00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:04,720
Lawn gnomes?
We are so obviously in Queens.
278
00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:08,390
- We need to follow it!
- Yes!
279
00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:10,891
Aaaaaah!
280
00:16:14,497 --> 00:16:15,831
Aaaaaah! Ugh!
281
00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:18,567
Machine man go inside.
282
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,535
Well then,
guess we should take a look
283
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:23,438
at what will no doubt be
a very unpleasant sight.
284
00:16:23,473 --> 00:16:26,441
You want to open the door?
[roaring]
285
00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:28,477
Or tear it off its hinges?
286
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:32,714
That looks like the
mother of all mother ships.
287
00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:41,690
What's it doing?
What's it making?
288
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,592
Oh, why do I know this is not good?
289
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:46,762
[roaring]
290
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,501
Uh-oh.
They seem to have your eyes.
291
00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:54,803
Looks like the Phalanx
weren't trying to infect you.
292
00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:59,474
They were harvesting your tissue
to steal your strength by evolving!
293
00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:01,777
No one steal Hulk strength!
294
00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:06,581
This time someone did.
We can't let them get out of here.
295
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,587
Hope you're in the mood
for some alien smash.
296
00:17:12,622 --> 00:17:14,623
We're trapped with them now.
297
00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:18,627
No, puny creatures trapped with us!
298
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,737
No go! The organic material in
the wood is getting infected, too.
299
00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:33,708
We need to hit them with
something non-organic, like metal!
300
00:17:37,713 --> 00:17:41,483
Hey, batta, batta, batta!
Sa-wing batta!
301
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,419
Delivery for Mr. and Mrs. Phalanx.
302
00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:51,560
Oh, the more we smash
the more they make!
303
00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:58,834
This is not
a good long-term strategy.
304
00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:00,635
Hulk feel better.
305
00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,706
Maybe Hulk body have
things that kill virus.
306
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:09,411
What, like antibodies?
Actually, that's possible.
307
00:18:09,445 --> 00:18:12,647
You rejected the barb.
If you have antibodies, you'd be immune.
308
00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:16,685
- How did you think of this?
- Puny Banner is scientist.
309
00:18:19,522 --> 00:18:21,857
Wait. Puny Banner?
310
00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:26,628
The world-famous gamma scientist,
Bruce Banner? You know him?
311
00:18:26,662 --> 00:18:31,566
- Oh. Wow, you are him!
- Hulk is Hulk now.
312
00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:33,635
Then I say,
keep your fingers crossed
313
00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:37,639
that you're immune to these
circuit boards, and smash, Hulk!
314
00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,609
Heh-heh.
315
00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:42,811
[roaring]
316
00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,813
Go, Hulk! Go!
317
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,585
More to smash, Hulk!
More to smash!
318
00:19:02,732 --> 00:19:05,500
Hulk! You okay in there?
319
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,703
The alien invasion is officially Hulked.
320
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:10,505
[gunfire]
321
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,707
Oh,no. Now what?
322
00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:16,411
Hulk, we meet again.
323
00:19:16,445 --> 00:19:18,380
Ever get the feeling you've
seen something before?
324
00:19:18,414 --> 00:19:19,748
D�ja vu?
325
00:19:19,782 --> 00:19:24,019
Monosyllables, then scientific
theories, then french?
326
00:19:24,054 --> 00:19:25,654
I'm loving me some Hulk right now.
327
00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:27,489
Stand down, Spider-Man.
328
00:19:27,523 --> 00:19:30,759
Not on your life, Fury.
No one touches my friend.
329
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:34,362
- You got it all wrong, webs.
- Then explain it to me.
330
00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,464
I get that you're trying
to do what's best for Hulk,
331
00:19:36,499 --> 00:19:40,468
but I'm responsible for making a
decision that's best for the world.
332
00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,804
Well, the Hulk just saved
the world from the Phalanx,
333
00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:44,706
with my guidance, of course.
334
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,776
So, how are you going to reward
him, throw him in Hulk jail?
335
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,412
He has a mind,
a sharp one, in fact.
336
00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:55,383
He can be a good friend to have,
if you're a friend to him first.
337
00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:03,558
Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
We could use a hero like you.
338
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:07,662
We can offer you a home, regular
food, and all of SHIELD's resources
339
00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:09,664
to try and figure out how
we can help each other.
340
00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:14,603
Hulk, despite their
less-than-subtle techniques,
341
00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:16,738
they are the good guys.
342
00:20:16,772 --> 00:20:19,608
They smash baddies, too.
What do you say?
343
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:24,579
No!
[roaring]
344
00:20:26,515 --> 00:20:28,416
Well, that worked out, huh?
345
00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:30,485
Guess I'd better get going, too.
Things to do, people to see...
346
00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:32,854
Not so fast. This was
all because you didn't...
347
00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:35,557
[Hulk roaring]
348
00:20:39,729 --> 00:20:43,531
Hulk decide
will go with one-eye man.
349
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:46,534
If friend think Hulk should.
350
00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:49,404
Friend thinks...
351
00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:52,440
friend thinks Hulk should have a home,
352
00:20:52,475 --> 00:20:57,579
a home where friend could
come visit him... and smash.
353
00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:04,686
- What made you come back?
- Hulk still hungry.
354
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,357
Got it.
Put it there, pal.
355
00:21:10,593 --> 00:21:12,527
Till next time, Hulk.
356
00:21:15,564 --> 00:21:17,832
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
357
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:20,368
First order of business for SHIELD...
358
00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:23,371
develop a handshake filter
for that guy.
359
00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:25,407
Who says
I can't take care of things?
360
00:21:25,441 --> 00:21:28,376
I took care of the Phalanx,
I took care of Hulk,
361
00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:30,712
and I even took care of aunt...
oops.
362
00:21:30,746 --> 00:21:34,549
Peter? Peter, can you bring
me a glass of water, please?
363
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,418
Gotta run!
364
00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:38,487
[aunt May] Peter!
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