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[snoring]
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[Spider-Man] Observe, the post
villain-beat-down power sleep.
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Ah, doesn't get better than this...
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Look at the bliss on my face,
and burn it into your minds.
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It all goes bye-bye when
my alarm rings for school.
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[alarm buzzes]
[sighs]
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[snoring]
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Huh?
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[groans]
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Open up and get 'em, sleepy head.
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Ultimate Skrull robot
thingees attacking!
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Can't hold 'em off!
Game over, man!
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- Huh, who, what?
- Game over!
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Ow!
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Hang in there, Nova.
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Okay, give me coordinates,
status, maybe some O.J.
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D'oh!
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I'm coming.
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Oh!
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Huh?
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[laughter]
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- Tell me you got that Nova.
- Totally got it, Power Man.
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Copy me? It'll be an
early Christmas present.
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Call me Santa Claus.
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Ho-ho-ho.
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Mature. The maturist.
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Shouldn't you be at school?
Or dead?
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No school, Spidey.
Snow day.
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Snow day?
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Did you get up extra early
just to torture me?
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That was a fringe benefit.
We're actually here to pick you up.
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- Pick me up for what, White Tiger?
- Agent Coulson's orders.
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Since school's cancelled,
I've scheduled some "extra credit."
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Report to SHIELD station I.C.E.
for winter survival training.
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Snow camping, avalanche preparedness,
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blizzard trekking,
ice water scuba diving.
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Your transport is waiting.
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So we get the day off 'cause of snow...
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then we gotta go work out...
in more snow?
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It's a "mandatory team
building exercise."
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[Spider-Man] And what do you know?
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One hour and thirteen minutes later,
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it was so long snow day, hello paradise.
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I can't believe Nova did
something right for a change.
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And that has me worried.
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Ha-ha. Awesome!
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Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about.
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- Woo! Not bad.
- I have found harmony.
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We're gonna get in trouble.
That's all I'm saying.
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But at least we'll be warm.
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Paradise!
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How'd you guys ever find this place?
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This one's all Sam.
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He said he found it in
the SHIELD database.
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Yeah, filed under "classy."
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If Coulson squawks, I'll just tell him
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I accidentally entered
the wrong coordinates.
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Do the math.
Snow day plus tropical island
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is greater than or equal to
the wrath of Coulson.
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[Sam] Woo hoo!
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Come on in, guys.
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[laughter]
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[laughter and chatter]
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It's paradise.
What could possibly happen?
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[sighs] Ah...
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There is no beauty like
that of unspoiled nature.
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Why would a place like this
be in SHIELD's database?
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I bet it's Fury's
super-spy secret hideaway.
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Hay what do you suppose
he does here?
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Hulk go lowest there is.
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[growls]
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[all]
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
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Ugh! Let's not ask questions we
don't want answers to. Just enjoy.
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Hey!
That's my math homework.
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Heh-heh.
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Hey, over here!
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Go long!
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Oof!
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My bad.
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Time out!
Who's harshing my montage?
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What's wrong?
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Well...
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Hey, Spidey sense here!
Tingling! Tingle tingle?
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[Sam] Ah, probably just guilt-trippin'
over ditchin' on Coulson.
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How 'bout a butt whuppin'
to get you over it?
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You're on.
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Okay, rules of the game.
No one uses their powers.
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[grunts] Oh!
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Mine!
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Ah!
What happened to no powers?
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I said no powers.
Not no skills.
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A thing can only be that which it is.
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Ya!
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Great, it rolled into the jungle.
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Hold onto your helmet, Sam.
The next spike has your name on it.
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[howling wind]
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Huh?
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This isn't creepy at all.
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Good thing I'm not the nervous type.
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[howling continues]
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[grunts]
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[low growls]
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[screaming]
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Oof!
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Dude, what are you so freaked out about?
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- Where's the ball?
- Back there.
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With...
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I'm Sandy.
Can I play too?
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I didn't see him in there.
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Kid, what are you doing
on a deserted island?
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It's not deserted.
We live here.
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You and your family?
Where are they?
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Oh, they're around.
Everywhere.
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I get a weird vibe from this kid.
What's your Spidey sense say?
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Tingling. Meet a creepy kid,
definitely tingling.
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It's not happy.
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[laughing]
Let's play hide n' seek.
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Ha ha! You're it!
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I think we're going to pass.
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- Whoa!
- What's up with this sand? I'm stuck!
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This paradise is getting
creepier by the second.
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Ohh yawn...
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All this fun has me beat!
I need a nap.
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At home.
Now.
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We can't leave a helpless
little boy alone in the jungle.
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Ava, that kid looks
like half of every set,
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of freaky twins from every scary
movie I ever saw in my life.
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Why do we have to be the heroes?
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I'll get my helmet.
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- Hey, kid?
- Creepy little boy?
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-[Sandy] Come and find me, slow pokes.
- Over there?
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[laughter]
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This doesn't make sense.
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It's like he's everywhere at once,
and nowhere at all.
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- [Sandy] No, I'm over here.
- [all] Huh?
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- Lost?
- [all] Ah!
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Ignore them, they got way too much sun.
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- Are you Sandy's brother?
- Call me Flint.
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Any friend of Sandy's
is a friend of mine.
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Thanks for playing with him.
We get lonely. Just the two of us.
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Ever thought of moving
to where there's people?
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Is that what they're wearing
on the mainland these days?
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Huh. Cool.
We're a little out of touch out here.
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A little?
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Cuckoo!
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Well, now that we know you're here,
that means Sandy's okay.
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So we're just gonna to get going.
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No, you can't do that.
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Sandy always loved
playing games. Loved it.
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What do you mean "loved?"
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I'll give you a hint.
He's probably up in the old ruins.
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Dude, we flew in.
There aren't any...
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[all gasp]
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Guys, where are we?
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[kid's laughter]
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[Sandy] Catch me if you can!
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Officially weirded out.
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Clearly, this jungle's
a veil of mystery.
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All in favor of a tactical retreat?
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[all] Me!
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Let's get out of here.
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I thought you were my friends.
You're supposed to play with me.
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Hold on now. We're still friends,
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we're just trying to figure
out what's going on here.
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Liar!
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[growling]
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Whoa! Whoa!
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- Are you doing this?
- Guys, did you just see what he did?
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He is but a grain of sand
an ocean of trouble. Look!
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[growl]
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[laughter]
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[all] Ah!
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[Sandy] Want your ship?
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[laughter] Come and get it!
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I told you so.
Didn't I tell you?
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But do you ever listen?
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I need a vacation from my vacation.
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Gulp!
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[all] Yiah!
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Spread out!
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Did the file say
anything about this place,
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- except "classy"?
- [Nova] Um, yeah, it said "fied."
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As in "classi-fied"?
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It also said we're near
Bermuda. Bermuda's nice.
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So you're saying we're
in the Bermuda triangle?
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You guys got something
against triangles?
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[all] Whoa!
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[Sandy yelling]
You should have played nice!
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[Flint] But now, you'll pay.
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Oh, well this is just great.
Now that Flint guy is in on it too?
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[Sandy laughs]
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[Flint laughs]
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I'll take option "both."
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[all] Uh!
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Ooh!
Nova, help here!
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Incoming!
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[groans]
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You might wanna lay off
those protein bars, big guy.
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Nice save.
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Okay, we get the point.
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Ah!
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Yaw!
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Right back at you.
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Let's call a time out
before someone gets hurt.
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Namely us.
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[Flint and Sandy] You're no fun!
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Uh-oh, I'm thinking ...
out of the box.
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Ahh!
[screams]
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Rock and a hard place,
been there.
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Or not.
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[coughing]
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You know how gross it feels
when you get wet sand in your socks?
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Imagine that feeling.
All over.
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We need out of this sandbox now.
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[coughing]
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Someone's getting hurt today.
I just washed my hair.
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Where have you taken us?
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[Flint and Sandy] We have a new game.
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And if we refuse to play?
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Then you forfeit.
Everything.
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Tell me you know how
to get us out of this.
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Uh...
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Hm... uh...
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Nah!
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I got nothing.
Yikes!
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- He's gone?
- I seriously doubt it.
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How bout a sandblast?
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We've just got to play his
game, and get to the ship.
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Check it out.
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Heiroglyphs?
Is that Flint?
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[Power Man] Looks like
he broke out of prison.
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There was an atomic explosion.
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[Spider-Man] It's always
an atomic explosion.
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- Looks like it mutated him.
- Sweet Christmas!
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Tell me that's not Nick Fury.
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Super-fly eye patch and all.
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[Nova] Ahhhh!
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- Coulson's rockin' a ponytail?
- Copy me.
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Totally copied.
To everyone.
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According to this, it looks like
Fury just dumped Flint here and left.
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That can't be the whole story.
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So what is this place?
Some sort of prison?
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Yeah, for one inmate.
'Til we crashed the party.
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We need off this island yesterday.
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[growls]
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What is up with that spooky music?
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[spooky piano music]
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[snickers]
250
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Oh, totally in my head.
Never mind.
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Wait up. I got sand in my...
everywhere.
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Almost there.
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00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:31,630
What took you so long?
Stop to see the sand castle?
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Sand bar?
Sand pants?
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Not a word.
256
00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:40,797
Uh, yeah.
We saw some old drawings on the walls.
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00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:43,296
We saw them too.
Obviously someone wanted
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us to catch Flint's
little true crime story.
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[rumbling]
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We tried to make you understand.
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I just wanted someone to play with.
But you wouldn't play nice!
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[growls]
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- Look who's talking.
- Yeah, but who is talking?
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- Nova, fire a blast into the ground.
- Why?
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00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,663
If what I'm thinking is right,
you'll be happy you did.
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[screams]
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00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,630
Oh, yeah. That felt good.
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We've been so lonely!
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00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:33,830
Why did you have to ruin it?
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00:14:33,863 --> 00:14:37,397
- What about the boy?
- Just an imaginary playmate.
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Flinty McSandman made him up.
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Don't call me Sandman!
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Whoa!
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Keep going!
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[all] Oof!
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You can't leave me.
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I won't let you.
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00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:09,297
Oh, I hate losing my toys at the beach.
A little help here.
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And to think I wiggle my toes in this.
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[groans]
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00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:18,330
Even an ant can move a mountain.
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00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:28,730
Hold him off.
I'll get it started.
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00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,363
He-yah!
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[beeping]
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[engines sputter]
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The engines won't fire.
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Sand's clogging the intakes.
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[groans]
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No way!
I figured the engines were fried.
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They are.
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[growl]
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Hit it now or we're toast.
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00:16:13,397 --> 00:16:15,263
[White Tiger] So what
are we going to tell Fury?
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[Nova] Nothing. We left
Sandman where SHIELD stuck him.
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No harm, no foul.
Fury won't even notice.
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[low boom] [pilot on radio]
SHIELD aircraft,
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you are being redirected to
an alternate landing sight.
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Do you read?
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He noticed.
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00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:34,563
Don't even think about landing.
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00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:37,330
Look, Nick, sorry.
We got spring fever.
302
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,663
We had no idea about that island.
303
00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:42,397
Yeah, that Sandman dude's messed up.
304
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,430
No kidding.
305
00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:46,330
Flint Marko is too dangerous
to keep in a normal prison.
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00:16:46,363 --> 00:16:48,030
So parking him alone in the middle of
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a huge body of water,
was our only option.
308
00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:52,830
He draws his power from
contact with the ground.
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00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:56,813
If he ever set foot on the
mainland, it'd be catastrophic.
310
00:16:56,847 --> 00:16:58,580
That's just Manhattan.
311
00:16:58,613 --> 00:17:01,647
- Think what he could do to New Jersey.
- Really? Jersey?
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[crickets]
313
00:17:02,913 --> 00:17:06,513
Okay maybe not Jersey.
But you get the point.
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Jersey is safe, sir.
We left Sandman where we found him.
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00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,447
[Fury] And how do you know that?
316
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,480
Follow the escort directly to the
helicarrier for a full scrub-down.
317
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,547
Full scrub-down?
Sounds promising.
318
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:25,780
Cause one thing I hate about the
beach, is that sand gets everywhere.
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How much sand?
320
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,447
That's not sand, is it?
321
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,780
[low growl]
322
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[laughter]
323
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,547
[electrical static]
[instruments beeping]
324
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,613
[screaming]
325
00:17:45,556 --> 00:17:47,476
Tiger, steer us out of here!
326
00:17:50,013 --> 00:17:53,880
The controls are frozen.
What do we do now?
327
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,347
[groans]
328
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:08,880
Fury said we can't touch land.
Steer us toward the river.
329
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,947
Heh, never gets old.
330
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,813
There. The Hudson's frozen.
331
00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:21,047
Brace for landing.
332
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:25,213
[all] Oh!
333
00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:35,947
Thank you for flying "Air Spidey".
We hope you enjoyed your flight.
334
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,913
[roars]
335
00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:45,947
Fury!
336
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,180
[Spider-Man] Come on.
337
00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:51,247
We got to stop him before
he gets to the city.
338
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:55,780
Hey, Sandma... uh, Flint.
Let's talk about it.
339
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:59,780
We had some fun times
playing with your inner child, right?
340
00:19:00,113 --> 00:19:02,047
[groans]
341
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,080
How about you hop back in my
boot? Come on, it's still warm.
342
00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:06,980
[roars]
343
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:13,147
He-yah!
Yah!
344
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:16,013
[roars]
345
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:23,147
Iron Fist. He cannot
get back to dry land.
346
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:26,013
Divide and conquer.
347
00:19:26,047 --> 00:19:27,747
Ya!
348
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,013
[roar]
349
00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:34,047
What's it take to stop this dude?
350
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,047
How do you stop someone
who's made of sand?
351
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,947
Anyone got a ginormous pale and shovel?
352
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:43,080
Wait, made of sand.
And sand's made of silica.
353
00:19:43,113 --> 00:19:46,047
Nova, light him up.
All heat, no force.
354
00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:51,113
Take it up to 2,000 degrees.
355
00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:54,080
It's not working.
356
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:59,880
Almost there!
357
00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:03,747
No!
358
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,147
Intense!
How'd you know that would work?
359
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:09,013
When silica's superheated,
it makes glass.
360
00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:11,813
Sometimes it pays to be a science geek.
361
00:20:18,147 --> 00:20:21,047
[Fury] How's that containment
unit working, agent Coulson?
362
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,013
Readings are holding steady.
363
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,113
Flint's body reverted to
sand within a few hours,
364
00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:28,013
but the constant vibrations
will keep him from solidifying.
365
00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:31,747
Good.
And how are my beach campers?
366
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,463
Fury, this guy may have been
a criminal back in the day,
367
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:38,147
but being left on that island
really cracked his coconut.
368
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,947
You're not just gonna stick him
back in the corner again, are you?
369
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,047
Because blowing off
your responsibilities
370
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,080
can have dangerous consequences?
371
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,813
Exactly.
Ya, see now you're feelin' me!
372
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,747
You have to take responsibility
for the things you do...
373
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,913
Ahem, snow day...
374
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:56,972
Oh, snow day, right.
Ponytail...
375
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,528
- What was that?
- Nothing.
376
00:20:58,563 --> 00:21:02,813
Truth is, the Sandman was a problem
I'd swept under the carpet for too long.
377
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:07,913
Despite your unauthorized "snow day",
some good may actually come of this.
378
00:21:10,913 --> 00:21:12,013
[low growl]
379
00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:15,113
Then in that case, your welcome.
Count this as a win.
380
00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:19,589
For him, yes.
For you, tell me after the scrub.
381
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,047
There is no need for
a scrub, is there sir?
382
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,747
Of course not.
I just want to make sure
383
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:29,947
they think twice about
skipping out on us next time.
384
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:30,947
[beeping]
385
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,913
[screams]
386
00:21:32,947 --> 00:21:36,913
Come on, it's not that bad.
387
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:37,913
Ah!
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