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[screaming]
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This is not my week.
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Monday, Whirlwind tried
to spin wash me.
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Tuesday, Aunt May had me
pose for her art class.
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[sighs]
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Wednesday, uh, I forgot
what happened Wednesday,
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but I'm sure it
involved me being punched.
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And, today this!
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Nothing stops
the Juggernaut! Huh?
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Juggy, for being
most dangerous villains,
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you got one lame catch phrase.
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I'm gonna squeeze the
funny right out of ya!
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[grunts]
Get over here!
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Open wide, Juggy!
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Make way
for the ten toes of justice.
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Ow. Ow. Ow!
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Toes. Toes. Toes!
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Ow.
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At least the week is almost over.
What else could happen?
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Ugh.
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Ouch.
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Where you at, Webs?
Have you forgotten a little something?
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Kinda busy, Luke.
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Can I call ya back?
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You're supposed to be so smart!
You forgot about the science fair.
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Science fair?
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Yes, the science fair.
I cannot stress how important this is.
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The winners head to the state
finals and eternal glory.
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Plan well. I am
splitting you into teams.
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Sam Alexander and Ava Ayala are a team.
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Ugh...
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Harry Osborn and Daniel Rand.
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Luke Cage and Peter Parker.
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- Awesome!
- Yeah. Team Awesome!
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Don't get your sunglasses all fogged up.
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We got something, like, three weeks.
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It's tomorrow! I've been
bugging you about it every day
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and you keep telling me
that it's in the bag and...
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Wait, are you upside down?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Announcer: K.O.!
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Ouch. Ah!
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Tomorrow?
It can't be... tomorrow?
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[squeaking]
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Aunt May: Peter?
[sighs]
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You're up early. Did you sleep well?
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Sleep? Uh, oh...
like a baby.
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
Why, yes, he's right here.
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OK, official business first.
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What happened to the Juggernaut?
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He's a work in progress.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
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OK. How about the
other work in progress,
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our science fair project?
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I told you. I'm all over it.
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You've been saying
that everyday this week.
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I never should have let you talk
me into having you do it all.
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Luke, I can do this in my sleep.
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All I need is my trusty
old chemistry kit.
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You know, I invented my
fantastic webbing with that kit.
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Aunt May, have you
seen my chemistry set?
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That old thing?
I sold it at a yard sale.
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What?
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OK. Minor set back.
Plan B!
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Meet me at the school in an hour
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and I'll whip something
up in the science lab.
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[sighs]
We're dead.
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Gotta meet up with Luke.
Gotta win the science fair.
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Gotta stop talkin' to myself.
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And they say you can't find
a parking spot in New York.
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Nothing can stop the Juggernaut!
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[people screaming]
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Really? Again?
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[sighs] I don't have time for this.
Come on!
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There's gotta be some other super
hero around who can deal with him.
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Spider-Man: Dr. Strange?
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Iron Man?
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Thooor!
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Next science fair, I need to
make myself a Spidey clone.
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[school bell rings]
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Danny: All right, focus in. Zoom in.
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There we go.
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Hey, get outta here
with that thing, Danny.
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All right, let's put it down over here.
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All right, it's focused.
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All right, it works!
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Awesome! Ha ha.
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A+!
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OK, Sam, we hook this tube up here,
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and the liquid nitrogen
travels through there,
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interacting with the
Oxygen Freon and voila!
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[evil laughter]
It lives!
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It lives!
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Hey! Give me that.
It's 109 degrees below zero, dunce.
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Hey, I was gonna put
that in my lemonade!
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Watch what would happen to your insides.
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A rose? For me?
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See? Not for human consumption.
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Cool, we'll call it the
"Brain Freeze Machine."
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Just add some cherry syrup,
put it in a punch bowl,
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and make some serious
coin at this nerd-fest.
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Ah, no.
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Our experiment is about
ways to reduce global warming
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by freezing the extra carbon
emissions in the atmosphe...
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Snore!
[snoring]
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We are so gettin' our butts kicked.
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Peter Parker, where are you?
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Spider-Man: Over here!
Yoo-hoo!
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[click]
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Empty?
There goes Plan C,
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using my fantastic web-shooters
as the science exhibit.
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Probably for the best.
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I would've had to come up with some lame
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"my pal Spider-Man lent me one
of his web-shooters" stories
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and those never wo...
huh?
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Oh, fail squared.
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Excuse me! Sorry!
Luke!
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What happened?
I waited all morning!
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I had to play superhero!
It's kinda what I do.
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Yeah, and we kinda depend on
each other in a crunch, too.
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If I'd had known you were gonna pull
this, I would've made the project.
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But you said "trust me." Now we're
both gonna go down with the ship.
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Thanks a lot, "friend"!
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Spider-Man: Ouch.
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OK. OK.
I got an idea.
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We can still win this thing.
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Win? We got an hour to
come up with something
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so we don't look like idiots.
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We're gonna make history!
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OK. Up on the SHIELD helicarrier
there's gotta be something that'll work.
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Plan D.
No time to make something from scratch.
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I need a shortcut.
Something I can hack or mod.
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Oh, don't give me that look.
Doc Connors gave me an open invite.
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This is what Connor's said.
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I want you to know Spidey,
I have an open door policy.
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If you need any help for yourself
or your teammates, I'm here.
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This is what Spidey heard.
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Blah-blah. I have an
open door blah-blah.
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If you need anything blah-blah
help blah yourself blah.
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Too tiny.
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Too bright.
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I'm warning ya's I know Quack-Fu.
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Too weird.
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Hello!
And what do we have here?
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A mood brick?
This is adorable.
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It's awesome!
Perfect for Team Awesome!
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Stop! You're supposed
to make an exhibit!
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Not find one!
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You'll be letting Luke down.
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What's he ever done
except be there for you?
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Ooh, he makes a good point.
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Besides, what's the
worst that could happen?
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Oh, dear!
[laughs]
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Coulson: Look sharp, people!
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Fifteen minutes until science time.
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[clears throat]
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Ready when you are, Principal Coulson!
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[coughing]
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Aah!
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[laughs]
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Still a few kinks.
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- Science project, status report.
- Status report. Right.
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- Well... uhh...
- Be right back.
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- Ta-da!
- We're doomed.
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- And you're smiling.
- Chillax Lucas, and gaze in wonder.
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- It's a brick.
- No, my impervious friend.
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It's our first place
science fair project.
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What does the brick do?
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Behold the might of the Bricknir!
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It slices, dices.
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It'll cut through rock,
paper, scissors, and shoes!
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Time's running out. Spidey's
going for the lay up.
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Can he make it?
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And now the judges.
Ten, ten, 1.5?
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Well, what do you expect from Dr. Doom?
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[giggles]
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Whoa.
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It's some sort of smart material.
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Like memory foam, except it's a brick.
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- A smart brick!
- A very smart brick.
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I gotta admit, Parker, I was worried.
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But you really came through!
We might actually win!
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How did you come up with this?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Wow. I'm so surprised!
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There's so many people to
thank. Where do I start?
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Of course the chunk with the
jiggie junk in his trunk, Brick!
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[giggles] And my stalwart
science partner Luke Cage!
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And last but not least,
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the person really
responsible for this victory.
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[sighs] We can't submit this.
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Why? What are you talkin' about?
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The brick doesn't belong to us.
We can't use him as our project.
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I didn't wanna let you down,
so I almost did something really wrong.
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[giggles]
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You're unbelievable, you know that?
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I'm sorry! I didn't
mean for this to happen!
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It's just... with SHIELD
training and villains,
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there aren't enough hours in the day!
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Hey, I find a way.
I find it every day.
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[sighs] You're right.
This is my fault.
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I'll tell Coulson. Maybe he'll
just ground me from living.
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[students screaming]
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You don't suppose that could be
someone else's out of control brick?
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Coulson: That's no brick.
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Ah! Coulson!
Heya. Hi.
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Note to self, Spidey-Sense is
useless against school faculty,
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civil servants, and SHIELD toadies.
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- Not a brick you say?
- It's called the Awesome Android.
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An extremely dangerous
piece of equipment.
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Awesome Android?
More like Awesome Andy.
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The Android operates on a
rudimentary artificial intelligence,
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not unlike that of
a two-year-old child.
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But it can cause more damage
than you could possibly imagine.
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Now, maybe you wanna tell me
what it's doing in my school.
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That's a funny story.
It all started when...
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I'm sure it's hilarious.
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We've gotta evacuate
the area immediately.
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Keep it away from anything
it can put in its mouth...
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Coulson: No!
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Uh, sorry.
I was just trying to help!
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It uses inorganic matter
to fuel its growth.
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The more it consumes,
the bigger it... whoa!
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- Oh, this is bad.
- He said inorganic matter right?
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[student screams]
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Nothing to see here.
Carry on.
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Usually a moment like that
requires a slow motion replay.
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But since this whole thing is
technically my fault probably,
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it's best I don't push it.
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Where did that thing come from?
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We'll tell you later.
Right now we gotta stop it.
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We better start stoppin' fast
'cause that rock is on the roll!
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[muttering]
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Whoa.
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Our little Andy's all grown up!
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[giggling]
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And he's into trains!
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It'll be close, but I can...
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Oh, yeah, forgot I'm out of webbing!
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Nova!
Power Man's got a train to catch!
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I'm on it!
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Nova, set me down...
here!
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- Sure you can do this?
- Only one way to find out!
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Spider-Man: Yoo-hoo!
Over here!
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Hey! Hey, buddy, come here...
hey, Andy!
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Look at this!
249
00:14:01,129 --> 00:14:03,230
Power Man, we're running out of track.
250
00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:06,066
I'm doing this!
251
00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:13,207
I don't believe it.
Spider-Man!
252
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:19,213
Yoo-hoo! Andy!
Follow me!
253
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:24,318
Gonna finish this!
254
00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:27,121
Spider-Man!
255
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,058
No way.
256
00:14:31,092 --> 00:14:35,095
I don't know how you found me,
but you won't get away this time!
257
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,064
Seriously? What are the odds?
258
00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:39,032
Work in progress, huh?
259
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,343
Nothing stops the...
260
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:51,245
[groaning]
261
00:14:57,051 --> 00:14:59,019
Wait, wait! Put me down!
262
00:14:59,053 --> 00:15:00,187
Oh. Oh.
263
00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:10,898
What?
My helmet? My powers!
264
00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:12,032
Nobody stops the...
265
00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:13,367
[Spider-Man whistles]
Huh?
266
00:15:17,338 --> 00:15:20,107
I told you that was a lame catch phrase.
267
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:22,976
That was... radical!
268
00:15:23,011 --> 00:15:24,344
Wrong. That was bad.
269
00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:27,114
Now he's not just big, he's mad!
270
00:15:27,148 --> 00:15:30,918
Awesome Android, you have to stop!
271
00:15:32,187 --> 00:15:34,354
Aah!
272
00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:39,092
Uh, that's OK, buddy.
Let's use our inside voice.
273
00:15:39,127 --> 00:15:42,129
You're not in trouble.
We just need to get you back before...
274
00:15:42,163 --> 00:15:44,131
Whoa!
275
00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:46,233
Android, not awesome!
276
00:15:47,268 --> 00:15:49,236
Yo, Andy! Hey!
277
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:53,974
He's trying to squash you like
a spider! That's hilarious.
278
00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:55,309
[laughing]
279
00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,844
Spread out.
Let's take him down!
280
00:15:57,879 --> 00:16:00,247
Wait! This isn't his fault.
It's mine!
281
00:16:00,281 --> 00:16:03,917
He's just an innocent... android.
282
00:16:03,952 --> 00:16:06,820
Oh, he's friendly and adorable
when you get to know him.
283
00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:13,260
- Know him? This is your mess?
- It's our mess.
284
00:16:13,294 --> 00:16:15,963
[laughing]
Catch me if you can!
285
00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:19,233
It was our project.
286
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:21,935
I should never have expected
you to do all the heavy lifting.
287
00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,937
Good or bad we're in this together.
288
00:16:23,972 --> 00:16:25,005
Team Awesome?
289
00:16:31,179 --> 00:16:33,180
- Team Awesome!
- Huh?
290
00:16:33,214 --> 00:16:35,949
[mumbling]
291
00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:42,956
Awesome Blockhead, over here!
292
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:49,229
Hey, Andy, tag you're it!
293
00:16:49,264 --> 00:16:52,165
[groaning]
294
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:05,178
- He's off balance.
- Look at his foot! It shrunk.
295
00:17:05,213 --> 00:17:07,781
Something in that ice
cream effecting his mass.
296
00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:10,083
He doesn't like ice cream?
Who doesn't like ice cream?
297
00:17:13,187 --> 00:17:15,889
No. It's the cold!
Remember what Coulson said.
298
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,824
He's made of highly
absorbent compounds.
299
00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:19,793
They must contract
when exposed to cold.
300
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:23,930
- Hey, I think you're right!
- You say it like you're surprised.
301
00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:27,134
I don't just hit stuff.
Guys, I got an idea.
302
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,069
You three keep Andy occupied.
303
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:33,073
Spidey, come with me.
I gotta whip something up in the lab.
304
00:17:33,107 --> 00:17:35,175
Wait a sec.
I'm the science guy.
305
00:17:39,213 --> 00:17:42,149
OK, we have to herd that
thing away from downtown.
306
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:43,784
Any ideas?
307
00:17:43,818 --> 00:17:47,020
Call a baby-sitter.
Seriously, we're super heroes.
308
00:17:47,055 --> 00:17:49,289
We should be...
what are you doing?
309
00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:54,795
Calling to his inner child.
310
00:17:54,829 --> 00:17:57,898
[giggling]
311
00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:04,071
It's... it's working.
312
00:18:06,207 --> 00:18:08,075
[mutters]
313
00:18:08,109 --> 00:18:11,878
Come on, Andy.
That's a good boy.
314
00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:13,880
This is embarrassing.
315
00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:17,951
Heh. You guys should see
how ridiculous you look.
316
00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:20,187
Aah!
317
00:18:23,024 --> 00:18:25,792
Aah! What is he doing?
318
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,227
Nova, don't fight him!
319
00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:29,196
It's keeping him calm, just stay put!
320
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:34,101
Aah!
If I live, Spider-Man doesn't!
321
00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:37,070
Luke, I appreciate you backing
me up in front of the other guys,
322
00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:39,940
but don't you think we should
be out there trying to stop Andy?
323
00:18:39,974 --> 00:18:42,109
I believe in two things, Spider-Man.
324
00:18:43,177 --> 00:18:47,814
You're only as good as your word,
and second chances.
325
00:18:47,849 --> 00:18:50,984
And I wouldn't be much of a friend
if I didn't offer the same to you.
326
00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:54,254
Ava and Sam's ice-making
machine... of course!
327
00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:58,892
109 degrees below zero!
That would do the job.
328
00:18:58,926 --> 00:19:02,863
Only question is, how
do we get it inside Andy?
329
00:19:02,897 --> 00:19:04,965
Remember what I said
about second chances?
330
00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:07,100
Here's yours.
331
00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:15,942
I... can't... hold...
332
00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:18,879
focus... much longer.
333
00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:25,919
That's it! Play time is over.
334
00:19:25,953 --> 00:19:28,121
Where are they?
Where's Spider-Man?
335
00:19:28,156 --> 00:19:30,824
Spider-Man is no more!
336
00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:32,959
Say hello to...
337
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:35,028
I'll come up with a name later.
338
00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:37,964
- Have you lost your mind?
- You're only saying that 'cause I'm wearing
339
00:19:37,999 --> 00:19:39,766
an ice cream bucket on my head.
340
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:42,769
Andy, over here!
341
00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:45,806
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for...
342
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,274
What? I'm improvising!
343
00:19:49,143 --> 00:19:50,744
Finally! Whoo!
344
00:19:50,778 --> 00:19:52,979
Andy, hey!
Over here, bud! Hey!
345
00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:59,019
This is totally going online.
346
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:01,087
Woo-hoo ! Andy, hey!
347
00:20:01,122 --> 00:20:04,758
- You ready to do this?
- No, not really.
348
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:08,228
Hurry up, before I get cold feet...
cold everything.
349
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,266
Aah!
350
00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:19,906
Was that our science project?
351
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:23,009
I told you we should've called
it the "Brain Freeze Machine."
352
00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:34,054
Spidey!
353
00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:37,190
Come on, partner.
Be OK!
354
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:41,294
Argh. Ugh.
355
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:45,966
I'm covered in...
gross juice!
356
00:20:46,968 --> 00:20:49,236
- You're all right?
- I'm fine.
357
00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:52,072
Nothing a shower and
some therapy won't fix.
358
00:20:52,106 --> 00:20:55,008
Now, shh or you'll wake him up.
359
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:56,276
[snoring]
360
00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:01,248
We did catch the Juggernaut.
361
00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:03,917
So, maybe Fury won't
completely destroy me.
362
00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:05,185
Coulson: Spider-Man!
363
00:21:05,219 --> 00:21:09,956
Some how I don't think Fury is
who you gotta be worried about.
364
00:21:13,261 --> 00:21:15,996
[sighs] See you in the after-life.
365
00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:19,933
- I'm coming with you.
- No, it's OK, Luke. It's my bad.
366
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,968
Right.
Have you learned nothing?
367
00:21:22,036 --> 00:21:25,005
- What do you mean?
- You're still trying to do this all alone.
368
00:21:25,039 --> 00:21:28,208
- I'm not playing that.
- You're not playing what?
369
00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:31,878
If it involves you and me,
I'm not letting you out of my sight.
370
00:21:31,913 --> 00:21:34,047
Just try and follow me, Power Man.
371
00:21:34,081 --> 00:21:36,983
I'm Spider-Man.
I'm as fast as a...
372
00:21:37,018 --> 00:21:38,251
Uncle! Uncle!
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